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Daily Tech News 29 April 2024

Top Story

  • What happens to TikTok? (The Verge)

    The author of this article is either delusional or drunk, but in any case, the answer is it dies and is forgotten within a week.


Tech News

  • MongoDB CEO Dev Ittycheria talks AI hype and database evolution. (Tech Crunch)

    To clarify: He says that AI is mostly hype:
    "My life has not been transformed by AI," he said. "Yes, maybe I can write an email better through all those assistants, but it's not fundamentally transformed my life. Whereas the internet has completely transformed my life."
    In fact, most of what he says here is refreshingly sensible:
    "There's probably like 17 different types of databases, and probably about 300 vendors," Ittycheria said. "There's no customer on this planet that wants to have 17 different databases. The complexity that creates, and the cost of learning, supporting and managing those different technologies becomes overwhelming. It also inhibits innovation, because it creates this tax of complexity."
    I'm still meh on MongoDB's license structure, but I recognise the necessity to prevent Amazon simply draining their blood and discarding the lifeless husk.


  • Huawei's Pura 70 contains SMIC 7nm technology, and also unicorn farts. (The Register)

    SMIC doesn't have 7nm technology. It has 14nm with multi-patterning.


  • The US is reviewing the risks of China gaining a lead in RISC-V technology. (Reuters)

    I'm sure they are, but it's irrelevant. RISC-V is an open standard; anyone can create their own implementations of it.

    If you don't like that, build something better yourself.


  • American Airlines still hasn't properly fixed its Y2K problems. (BBC)

    A 101-year-old frequent flier keeps being assigned a baby seat.


Disclaimer: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 04:04 AM (fwDg9)

2 Good afternoon.

Posted by: meh at April 29, 2024 04:05 AM (C6TI+)

3 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2024 04:07 AM (sAmhv)

4 So, if my computer shuts itself off as I'm using it, could it be the lack of resources for the browser?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:12 AM (0eaVi)

5 256 https://tinyurl.com/3h6m262j
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

A very good one
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 11:53 PM (fwDg9)

Posted by: m at April 29, 2024 04:12 AM (o3SCB)

6 Wolfus, don't forget to post that link you mentioned in the Book Thread yesterday. Sounds like a good thing for ALH.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:13 AM (0eaVi)

7 5: That tinyurl goes to YouTube

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2024 04:17 AM (sAmhv)

8 4 So, if my computer shuts itself off as I'm using it, could it be the lack of resources for the browser?
Posted by: OrangeEnt


It shouldn't do that even if you run out of memory; it should just get v e r y s l o w.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 29, 2024 04:18 AM (BLOW1)

9 4 So, if my computer shuts itself off as I'm using it, could it be the lack of resources for the browser?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:12 AM (0eaVi)


That sounds more like an overheating issue.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:19 AM (1Qjy/)

10 So, if my computer shuts itself off as I'm using it, could it be the lack of resources for the browser?
Posted by: OrangeEnt'

Agree with Pixy, it'll just lag and/or freeze, it won't just shut down by itself. Some other problem.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:20 AM (9yXr+)

11 It shouldn't do that even if you run out of memory; it should just get v e r y s l o w.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 29, 2024 04:18 AM (BLOW1)

Well, I've gotten a couple of pop ups telling me it's out of memory. I can't think of any other reason why it shut down. It wasn't running hot, Buzzion. It's a mini pc. It turns back on when I press the button.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:21 AM (0eaVi)

12 The author of this article is either delusional or drunk'

No he's not, that's my department!
He's just stupid.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:22 AM (9yXr+)

13 So in theory it could be a resource issue. Something is using a lot of resources causing your ram usage or cpu usage to spike and work harder thus getting hotter and causing the computer to shut off. PC or Laptop?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:22 AM (1Qjy/)

14 Agree with Pixy, it'll just lag and/or freeze, it won't just shut down by itself. Some other problem.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:20 AM (9yXr+)

Looking to get a new one. Sadly, it will probably have Win 11 on it.

I'll save all my writings to an SD card so I don't lose anything if it dies.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:23 AM (0eaVi)

15 So in theory it could be a resource issue. Something is using a lot of resources causing your ram usage or cpu usage to spike and work harder thus getting hotter and causing the computer to shut off. PC or Laptop?
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:22 AM (1Qjy/)

Mini pc

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:24 AM (0eaVi)

16 Wait. It's an ACEPC....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:24 AM (0eaVi)

17 Try blowing out the dust. Open it up check the fans. Depending on age it might even need to have a new application of thermal paste to the cpu

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:25 AM (1Qjy/)

18 16 Wait. It's an ACEPC....
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Have you tried replacing the hamsters?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 29, 2024 04:26 AM (BLOW1)

19 Try blowing out the dust. Open it up check the fans. Depending on age it might even need to have a new application of thermal paste to the cpu
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:25 AM (1Qjy/)

I'm looking at another one like Braenyard bought. It's under $200 and a much larger memory and RAM. I can just pop out the HD and add it to the new one.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:27 AM (0eaVi)

20 Have you tried replacing the hamsters?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 29, 2024 04:26 AM (BLOW1)

I have a couple extra around, but they're holding up the shelves.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:28 AM (0eaVi)

21 Well, I've gotten a couple of pop ups telling me it's out of memory. I can't think of any other reason why it shut down.'

Huh. Seems it's a known problem with Microsoft and Edge. Windows 10 will do it. Can also happen using Opera. Seems to be a Microsoft problem mostly.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:30 AM (9yXr+)

22 Huh. Seems it's a known problem with Microsoft and Edge. Windows 10 will do it. Can also happen using Opera. Seems to be a Microsoft problem mostly.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:30 AM (9yXr+)

Oh, I am using Opera on Win 10,

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:31 AM (0eaVi)

23 I'm looking at another one like Braenyard bought. It's under $200 and a much larger memory and RAM. I can just pop out the HD and add it to the new one.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:27 AM (0eaVi)


That doesn't always work if you think your current windows will just boot up with all new components. Now if it's a case of just wanting to take all the data you have and having that drive as a secondary you'll be fine.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:32 AM (1Qjy/)

24 That doesn't always work if you think your current windows will just boot up with all new components. Now if it's a case of just wanting to take all the data you have and having that drive as a secondary you'll be fine.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:32 AM (1Qjy/)

Yes, that's what I was going to do. The other one's expandable.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:33 AM (0eaVi)

25 Looks like it's not exactly a 'memory issue' but a virtual memory issue: the amount of memory allocated/available to run the browser. There are other programs or applications running in the background and it's taking all the... 'working memory', leading to the unit shutting itself off to try to 'clean itself up'. When it shuts down it's sort of restarting itself trying to clean or organize all the applications using the virtual memory available for the browser.
Windows especially is infamous for bloat: it runs all kinds of things all the time and if it's Windows 10 or up that'll do it. Are you running Windows?

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:35 AM (9yXr+)

26 Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:35 AM (9yXr+)

10, with Opera browser.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:36 AM (0eaVi)

27 OrangeEnt, something to get you started:

https://tinyurl.com/4s4snwbd

"The items of RAM and virtual memory are totally different from disk space. RAM is physical hardware inside your computer and installed when buying your system. Virtual memory refers to a memory management technique that is implemented using both hardware and software."

Microsoft and Opera are exactly the combination that can lead to this. Common problem it seems.

Posted by: LenNeal and The answer is always Linux! at April 29, 2024 04:38 AM (9yXr+)

28 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2024 04:38 AM (T4tVD)

29 hiya JT!

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 04:39 AM (njWTi)

30 WTF???!!!

"For 32-bit versions of Windows 10, it can only handle up to 4GB of RAM whether you are running Home, Professional or Enterprise edition (usually, you’ll only be able to access around 3.2GB). This is because of memory addressing limitations. And the same situation also happens on Windows 7 32-bit. But with a 64-bit OS, you can have full access to the whole 4GB. Therefore, if you add a new memory or upgrade your RAM in Windows 7 and 10 32-bit, you still cannot use the redundant memory."

Posted by: LenNeal and The answer is always Linux! at April 29, 2024 04:42 AM (9yXr+)

31 Microsoft and Opera are exactly the combination that can lead to this. Common problem it seems.
Posted by: LenNeal and The answer is always Linux! at April 29, 2024 04:38 AM (9yXr+)

Thanks. I've already looked at management and I've seen the system using 4G of the 6G available. That's one reason I'm looking for a new one. The one I'm thinking about getting has 16G RAM and 500G HD. A lot better than the 6G and 64G I have right now.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:42 AM (0eaVi)

32 I haven't had a hard drive under 100 GB in almost 20 years.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:44 AM (1Qjy/)

33 Windows limited memory access in their 32-bit versions, so even if you upgrade RAM you can't use it?

Every time you think Microsoft can't get any more hateful, they just suck in their gut, snap their suspenders, and outdo themselves.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:45 AM (9yXr+)

34 I haven't had a hard drive under 100 GB in almost 20 years.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:44 AM (1Qjy/)

I don't think I've ever had one over 100G.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:45 AM (0eaVi)

35 So, what program does it take to save a manuscript in ePUB?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:48 AM (0eaVi)

36 33 Windows limited memory access in their 32-bit versions, so even if you upgrade RAM you can't use it?

Every time you think Microsoft can't get any more hateful, they just suck in their gut, snap their suspenders, and outdo themselves.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:45 AM (9yXr+)


Very few systems nowadays are 32 bit versions. Default installation is 64 bit versions.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:49 AM (1Qjy/)

37 OrangeEnt, that point is that even if you upgrade to more RAM and a bigger hard drive, check what version of Windows you are using. According to Microsoft, a 32-bit version cannot make use of anything more than 4 GB anyway. In other words, if someone uses Windows 10 32-bit, and then installs Opera, the system, no matter how big, will constantly crash anyway because that 32-bit OS can't use any of the memory past 4GB.

Then the only answer is to trashcan your 32-bit OS and upgrade to the 64-bit, which actually, you know, works.

Wow. WOW.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:50 AM (9yXr+)

38 Hiya JQ !

How you ?

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2024 04:50 AM (T4tVD)

39 Very few systems nowadays are 32 bit versions. Default installation is 64 bit versions.
Posted by: Buzzion'

Where do you think you are? I'm pretty sure a lot of people here run their computers with crank handles.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:51 AM (9yXr+)

40 Then the only answer is to trashcan your 32-bit OS and upgrade to the 64-bit, which actually, you know, works.

Wow. WOW.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:50 AM (9yXr+)

I'm hoping the one I'm looking at is 64 bit.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:51 AM (0eaVi)

41 Libre Office will export as ePub. Google Docs. Other than that I don't know.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:53 AM (9yXr+)

42 I'm hoping the one I'm looking at is 64 bit.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:51 AM (0eaVi)

Typically the operating system does tell you.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:55 AM (1Qjy/)

43 Living the dream, JT!

How you?

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 04:55 AM (njWTi)

44 Ha! I'm getting a free up space to continue pop up. It suggests clearing data. Something to do with chrome.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:56 AM (0eaVi)

45 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 29, 2024 04:56 AM (ju2Fy)

46 Oh, if you export Epubs with Libre Office you can't read them on Libre Office. Epubs are a kind of HTML file so they don't open, or don't open correctly. You have to open them with a program or app e-reader.

Google Docs I've never tried.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:56 AM (9yXr+)

47 44 Ha! I'm getting a free up space to continue pop up. It suggests clearing data. Something to do with chrome.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:56 AM (0eaVi)

Opera runs off the chrome kernel. Just like Edge. And it can be a resource hog. Have you tried the Brave browser

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:57 AM (1Qjy/)

48 Libre Office will export as ePub. Google Docs. Other than that I don't know.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:53 AM (9yXr+)

I see that under export. The link Wolfus posted on the BT about a contest wants ePUB or pdf for submissions.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:58 AM (0eaVi)

49 Opera runs off the chrome kernel. Just like Edge. And it can be a resource hog. Have you tried the Brave browser
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:57 AM (1Qjy/)

I'm trying it out on a phone. Like it so far, but I hope it has a "home" button on desktop. I can't see one on the phone. Makes it a problem when you want to go to another page.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:59 AM (0eaVi)

50 I fooled around with epubs almost 15 years ago now and decided they were a royal pain to assemble, went to PDF, and never bothered again. I guess now it's a lot easier. At the time it was a real chore for professionals.
You were basically building a website about your book, not printing your book. I found the process intolerable. Like I say, I guess now it's a lot easier.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:00 AM (9yXr+)

51 https://tinyurl.com/3h6m262j
Bad Blue has some good clips

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 05:00 AM (fwDg9)

52 🎁

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 05:01 AM (/7KEl)

53 I'm trying it out on a phone. Like it so far, but I hope it has a "home" button on desktop. I can't see one on the phone. Makes it a problem when you want to go to another page.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:59 AM (0ea


That might be a setting you have to turn on. I think even Edge you need to tell it to display the home button somewhere in the settings.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 05:02 AM (1Qjy/)

54 For 32-bit versions of Windows 10, it can only handle up to 4GB of RAM whether you are running Home, Professional or Enterprise edition (usually, you’ll only be able to access around 3.2GB). This is because of memory addressing limitations.

32^2. It isn't caused by WTF.

I have run Windows 10 and Windows 11 on machines with 4 GB RAM up to 32 GB RAM. In all cases, the machines never shut themselves down randomly and most certtainly not do the Edge browser including my home server which has been on for virtually 7 years straight except for software upgrades. I've have used poorly written software with significant memory leaks or race conditions that chew up the available RAM and even those didn't cause the machine to crash. Far more likely there's a bad bad power supply unit in there or something on the motherboard that's triggering it to shutdown.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:02 AM (b6UlB)

55 Like I say, I guess now it's a lot easier.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:00 AM (9yXr+)

Well, the deadline to submit is the last day of May, so there's time to learn about it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 05:02 AM (0eaVi)

56 Opera runs off the chrome kernel. Just like Edge. And it can be a resource hog. Have you tried the Brave browser
Posted by: Buzzion

Brave is based on chrome too.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:03 AM (b6UlB)

57 I'm not knocking epubs, they're pretty cool, but at the time building one was a job for people who really knew what they were doing, and I recall all the techie enthusiasm.

"Look! You can click on an image and it takes you to an outside website to enhance your experience! You can search for individual words in the text! You can pinch and grab, resize text, change fonts, and recolor! And, much, much more!"

A lot of it didn't seem to have much to do with 'reading a book'.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:04 AM (9yXr+)

58 Libre Office will export as ePub. Google Docs. Other than that I don't know.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 04:53 AM (9yXr+)

I see that under export. The link Wolfus posted on the BT about a contest wants ePUB or pdf for submissions.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024


***
Morning, folk! OE, I'm going to ALH when I get to work and post about the Pressbooks and the contest. Pressbooks, as I understand it, creates the ePub when you're ready to publish or export, including exporting to the contest. I think that's why Pressbooks is useful.

It's not hard to use. With no tutorial, on Friday morning I assembled my title page, dedication, and other "front matter," and then the first three chapters of one of my fantasy novels. You can click "Visit book" and see what it would look like on the screen when you're ready.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2024 05:04 AM (omVj0)

59 56 Opera runs off the chrome kernel. Just like Edge. And it can be a resource hog. Have you tried the Brave browser
Posted by: Buzzion

Brave is based on chrome too.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024

Right but I think it's a bit more stripped down than Opera? I know a lot of people have migrated to Brave and not solely for political motivations.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 05:05 AM (1Qjy/)

60 Anyway! Evening and morning to all the Monday people! Despite coming off a cold, I slept enough last night -- it feels odd but good, like . . . like . . . well, I'm still too fuzzy to come up with a simile for that.

My plan is to go in to work, take care of a few things, then claim I'm still pretty sick (not too much of a lie) and leave around noon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2024 05:06 AM (omVj0)

61 The link Wolfus posted on the BT about a contest wants ePUB or pdf for submissions.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 04:58 AM (0eaVi

Sigil for .epub
https://sigil-ebook.com/sigil/

Posted by: 13times at April 29, 2024 05:07 AM (u5Ojf)

62 That might be a setting you have to turn on. I think even Edge you need to tell it to display the home button somewhere in the settings.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 05:02 AM (1Qjy/)

I'll have to look into it. The only problem I've run into with Opera is a lot of company websites, like credit card accounts don't work well with it. They all seem to want Edge. I have one site that's hard to get into. I don't want to use Edge.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 05:07 AM (0eaVi)

63 This article discusses why the Chrome browsers use so much memory. Generally it has to do with how they manage processes and isolating so they can't write to each other. I'm sure there's better articles discussing this, but I'll leave that as an exercise.

https://tinyurl.com/yck4bayb

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:09 AM (b6UlB)

64 It's Monday again, isn't it?

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 05:10 AM (fwDg9)

65 Lost In Space, that quote is directly from Microsoft.
They said it.

I don't personally know as I haven't used anything Microsoft except for legacy systems (XP) in well over a decade. Last thing I used was 7 on a used tower, and trashed that immediately for Linux. Wait, that's not true, I do have 10 on a laptop but that's for running Corel WordPerfect and that's all it does.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:10 AM (9yXr+)

66 It's not hard to use. With no tutorial, on Friday morning I assembled my title page, dedication, and other "front matter," and then the first three chapters of one of my fantasy novels. You can click "Visit book" and see what it would look like on the screen when you're ready.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2024 05:04 AM (omVj0)

Ok, Wolfus. I figured I'd let you post the link. People must get tired of seeing me post all the time on ALH.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 05:10 AM (0eaVi)

67 It's Monday again, isn't it?
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 05:10 AM (fwDg9)

Every day is Saturday and Sunday when you're retired....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 05:13 AM (0eaVi)

68 Lost In Space, that quote is directly from Microsoft.
They said it.

Of course they said it because it's true. You're dealing with the size of the memory space. Which is 32^2. It's called computer. It has nothing to do with poor programming or poor design. Those were the standards at the time which have now changed to 64-bit memory spaces.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:13 AM (b6UlB)

69 Oh, yeah, forgot about Sigil, that's the one I used way back when. Sigil and Calibre. Yeah, 2009, sounds about right.

I'm sure it's all much improved now!

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:13 AM (9yXr+)

70 It's called computer science.*

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:14 AM (b6UlB)

71 I need to see if you have to sign up for Pressbooks, or you just submit through e-mail. I haven't clicked the submit button, so not sure how it works. Do you save as ePUB first, or just export through Libre office?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 05:16 AM (0eaVi)

72 Supposed to be warmest day of year so far, upper 80s
No doubt by June it will be in 100s using the hockey stick method
Forward Dog 9 out.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 05:20 AM (fwDg9)

73 Haha! Microsoft didn't stop doing 32s until 2020! Holy crap.

"Spotted by NeoWin in the system requirements for the upcoming Windows 10 May 2020 update, Microsoft states that, “Beginning with Windows 10, version 2004, all new Windows 10 systems will be required to use 64-bit builds and Microsoft will no longer release 32-bit builds for OEM distribution.” In other words, any computer you buy in the future that has Windows 10 preloaded will be running the 64-bit version."

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:21 AM (9yXr+)

74 Sigil 2024 is much improved since 2009.

I use sigil on a near daily basis. It’s free, robust and pretty darn simple to use. I dredge archive.org for old books in need of updates - new covers, title pages, contents and formatting repair updates and then repost them to ARK.

archive.org/details/@pal-imp-sest

Posted by: 13times at April 29, 2024 05:23 AM (u5Ojf)

75 Those were the standards at the time which have now changed to 64-bit memory spaces.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:13 AM (b6UlB)

I've got to think that now any 32bit windows install has got to be some specialty item. Like some piece of hardware with windows as the background OS but even booting up you almost never see the OS and it immediately loads you into the custom program.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 05:23 AM (1Qjy/)

76 It's called computer science.*
Posted by: Lost in Space'

Don't mind me too much, I despise Microsoft not just for what they do, but what they could do and don't. I won't use them voluntarily for anything. Just like Google, which I am using right now, I simply assume that if Microsoft is doing it, it's evil, manipulative, or dishonest.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:25 AM (9yXr+)

77 Don't mind me too much, I despise Microsoft not just for what they do, but what they could do and don't. I won't use them voluntarily for anything. Just like Google, which I am using right now, I simply assume that if Microsoft is doing it, it's evil, manipulative, or dishonest.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:25 AM (9yXr+)

Add Apple to that list.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 05:26 AM (1Qjy/)

78 Haha! Microsoft didn't stop doing 32s until 2020! Holy crap.
Posted by: LenNeal

Microsoft supports legacy software like nobody else that I can think of. This is driven to a great degree by their The number of major corporations that run their software. Corporations are notorious for not moving forward for a million different reasons. Hence the support for 32-bit software clear up to 2030.

It's not a haha thing. It's a business decision and it was the right one.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:26 AM (b6UlB)

79 Don't mind me too much, I despise Microsoft not just for what they do, but what they could do and don't. I won't use them voluntarily for anything. Just like Google, which I am using right now, I simply assume that if Microsoft is doing it, it's evil, manipulative, or dishonest.
Posted by: LenNeal

You're dislike a Microsoft doesn't matter to me one bit. But spewing flat out factual nonsense deserves challenging.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:28 AM (b6UlB)

80 I've got to think that now any 32bit windows install has got to be some specialty item.'

According to Microsoft, in 2018 7.2% of their shipments were 32 bit.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:28 AM (9yXr+)

81 According to Microsoft, in 2018 7.2% of their shipments were 32 bit.
Posted by: LenNeal

Legacy dies hard in the computer world.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:32 AM (b6UlB)

82 Windows limited memory access in their 32-bit versions, so even if you upgrade RAM you can't use it?
Every time you think Microsoft can't get any more hateful, they just suck in their gut, snap their suspenders, and outdo themselves.
Posted by: LenNeal'

Okay, yeah, that is untrue it was the situation at the time. 32 bit was the standard. I do find it interesting they were still selling 32-bit in 2020! I wonder who was buying them, and if it was on purpose? I would imagine it had to be some specification?

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:33 AM (9yXr+)

83 But spewing flat out factual nonsense deserves challenging.
Posted by: Lost in Space'

I stated an untruth.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:34 AM (9yXr+)

84 MongoDB only pawnDB in game of life.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2024 05:35 AM (kiO8+)

85 Sometimes when my pc goes into sleep mode, it won't wake up

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 05:36 AM (/7KEl)

86 Sometimes when my pc goes into sleep mode, it won't wake up
Posted by: Don Black

How old is that PC? Going back about a decade Windows was notorious for its sucky sleep mode implementation. The scary one was your damn machine would wake up and nearly set itself on fire and drain the battery for good measure. I use sleep all the time on my Surface Pro 8 and I've never had it not wake up. But I would not be surprised that there's issues out there still.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:39 AM (b6UlB)

87 The Old Cat has gotten to the point where she sleeps so soundly she won't wake up when you clatter around the house, and I check to see if she's breathing.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 29, 2024 05:41 AM (9yXr+)

88 >How old is that PC? ...
Posted by: Lost in Space


Dell Optiplex, maybe 6 years old

yeah- mouse movement, spacebar, enter, escape- nothing wakes it up
I have to crash it and reboot

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 05:43 AM (/7KEl)

89 For sleep issues see if these suggestions help. The articles from 2023 so it should be fairly relevant. YMWV most definitely with these types of articles.

https://tinyurl.com/2fxkah9a

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:43 AM (b6UlB)

90 Dell Optiplex, maybe 6 years old

WTF, but yeah that sounds plausible for that age range. As a workaround, what about using Hibernate? It's it is turned off by default and buried to boot so you have to do some digging around. It's not as fast to recover as sleep is, but it does retain your state and in my experience it's pretty bug-free.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 29, 2024 05:45 AM (b6UlB)

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (4/28/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“Many companies rushed in too fast with E.V.s that were too expensive and there was not as much of a market for them as they thought. That’s made it a lot tougher to sell those vehicles.” Sam Abuelsamid, transportation and mobility analyst at research firm Guidehouse Insights


Quote II

“It’s also not keeping with our universal health care. This should be a service that is provided and is covered by our health-care system. If people are feeling that they need to turn to private clinics for medical reasons, I see that as very problematic.” Dr. Heather Scott, head of the IWK’s division of obstetrics


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The Comments of The Week

Once again I have the difficult task of presenting to you the Best Comments on The Webz. Thank you each and every commenter.

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Ah good old school daze......‘Utterly unprincipled’: Policy created on eve of protest used to make arrests

Since 1969, an IU Bloomington policy has allowed the use of temporary structures in Dunn Meadow without prior approval, forbidding them from 11 p.m. to 6 a.m. IU changed the policy to ban the use of structures without prior approval April 24 — a day before the IU Divestment Coalition set up encampments in Dunn Meadow on Thursday.

The new policy, which can be viewed under the “Outdoor Spaces” dropdown menu on the Office of Student Life website, forbids the use of permanent or temporary structures without approval by the Office of the Vice Provost for Student Life and University Events. The policy change cited a section of the 1969 policy that suggested the creation of a committee by the Bloomington provost to give “continuing advice on changes of policy” and review denials of permission for “uncarried overnight signs, symbols or structures.” It suggests a small committee for prompt action if review is ever needed.


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British troops may be tasked with delivering aid to Gaza from an offshore pier now under construction by the U.S. military, the BBC reported Saturday. U.K. government officials declined to comment on the report.

According to the BBC, the British government is considering deploying troops to drive the trucks that will carry aid from the pier along a floating causeway to the shore. No decision has been made and the proposal hasn’t yet reached Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, the BBC reported, citing unidentified government sources.


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Please pass the buttered popcorn. Thank you.

A former DEI manager and Instagram model is suing the University of Minnesota for firing her over a photo that showed her posing near an Israeli flag emblazoned with swastikas.

In the filing this week, Mashal Sherzad accused the school of violating her First Amendment rights as well as discrimination, the Star Tribune reported.

She also asked to have her job reinstated and wants more than $75,000 in damages.

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This is how you wake up sleeping terrorists at UCLA.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Traffic Cam Emporium


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No, it wasn't a range war. But a battle to be a Genius Award Winner. We have Co-Champs tonight.

Men in Orleans cited after fight over loose pigs


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For an occasional air traveler such as the Fabulous and I this is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

In a significant move for air travelers, the Department of Transportation unveiled groundbreaking regulations on Wednesday.

These new guidelines mandate airlines to automatically reimburse passengers in cash for flights that are canceled or face substantial delays.


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1 Oh look! A picture of John Kerry and Joe B!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:58 PM (0eaVi)

2 Huh?!? First "first" ever on the ONT.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)

3 Hello horde. Happy Sunday funday!

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (duT0u)

4 What?! One and two?!?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)

5 Salute, Adm!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)

6 Last Sunday ONT of April.

We shall not see its like again.

Posted by: mindful webworker - until next week at April 28, 2024 10:00 PM (7WAWe)

7 Hey kids, what time is it? It's ONT time.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 10:01 PM (lCWOD)

8 What!! And a comment of the week too!!!! Too bad I don't gamble....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:01 PM (0eaVi)

9 A former DEI manager and Instagram model is suing the University of Minnesota for firing her over a photo that showed her posing near an Israeli flag emblazoned with swastikas.
______
A new She Wolf of the SS?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2024 10:01 PM (1bNHn)

10 Good evening evveryone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)

11 Last Sunday ONT of April.

We shall not see its like again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - until next week at April 28, 2024 10:00 PM (7WAWe)


To be honest, I don't think I want to see 2024 now -- or again.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (emlEe)

12 70 city employees in Boston earned over $300,000 last year.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (Hn5Yb)

13 To be honest, I don't think I want to see 2024 now -- or again.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (emlEe)


I think a lot of us share that opinion!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

14 It's just another week being aborned. It aint getting better from here.

Godspeed to your grave, USA. You did us all proud until 2008, when you went DEI and DIED.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (CHHv1)

15 Have the popup ads gone yet? I don't get them anymore, but only be entirely disabling Javascript. So I can't run video posted here.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (1bNHn)

16 Wow Ent! You got flyin' fingers.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (duT0u)

17 11 Last Sunday ONT of April.

We shall not see its like again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - until next week at April 28, 2024 10:00 PM (7WAWe)

To be honest, I don't think I want to see 2024 now -- or again.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (emlEe)

I can say that about most days since Feb 1st, 2020

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)

18 When I read it, I just knew Chinookie was destined for comment of the week!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)

19 A former DEI manager and Instagram model is suing the University of Minnesota for firing her over a photo that showed her posing near an Israeli flag emblazoned with swastikas.

How much more "2024" can a sentence be?

None. None more 2024.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)

20 Wow Ent! You got flyin' fingers.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (duT0u)

Shucks, Adm. Just lucky, I guess.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)

21 ***"...people are feeling that they need to turn to private clinics for medical reasons, I see that as very problematic.”***
----------------

Yes ma'am, free medicine for everyone, real medicine for the rich.
[some call it socialism]

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 10:05 PM (lCWOD)

22 I sure hope Helen Keller doesn't see that car.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 10:05 PM (vFG9F)

23 Thanks for the Kinder and Gentler ONT, Mis Hum!

That photo up top is great, but I've always loved horses. Great tune behind it also.

Helen Keller Denier? Srsly?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 10:05 PM (U3L4U)

24 Oh look! A picture of John Kerry and Joe B!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:58 PM (0eaVi)


No. No. No.
Those are horses.
You're just looking at the wrong ends.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)

25 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Obsession. (Photo H/T Sharon, Willow's Apprentice)

I have *not* seen that car.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (llON8)

26 So, we found out today that the Bidens are being bribed by Qatar.

According to allegations surfacing from a Kentucky bankruptcy court, Jim Biden, the brother of President Joe Biden, is said to have partnered with officials from the Qatari government and with a fund manager who is a relative of the Biden family, with the aim of raising funds for ventures in the U.S. healthcare sector.

The allegations suggest that the fundraising involved two companies, the Platinum Group USA and Obermeyer Engineering Consulting, which were partially owned by members of the Qatari government. Should these allegations be substantiated, they would constitute some of the most direct financial links between a relative of President Biden and a foreign government.


Not surprising.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)

27 Sorry I'm late, I had to thwart a pangolin conspiracy.



Again. (Sigh.)

Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2024 10:07 PM (WCj2t)

28 Yes ma'am, free medicine for everyone, real medicine for the rich.
[some call it socialism]
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 10:05 PM (lCWOD)/i]

But none dare call it socialism in public...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

29 A former DEI manager and Instagram model is suing the University of Minnesota for firing her over a photo that showed her posing near an Israeli flag emblazoned with swastikas.

-
She may be a crazy ass Nazi but she's still a 1.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (L/fGl)

30 >>> 26 So, we found out today that the Bidens are being bribed by Qatar.

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Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)

Is there ANYONE not paying the "big guy" some percentage?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (llON8)

31 Hi.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (4luFu)

32 No. No. No.
Those are horses.
You're just looking at the wrong ends.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)

Eh, anyone could make that mistake.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi)

33 Evening.

So much Helen Keller hate.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (I+SvG)

34
Men in Orleans cited after fight over loose pigs


To be fair, they were battling only after the ones with full circle nose rings and full circle navel rings. Those could be tethered reliably.

All others, they considered to be "free range pigs" and they wanted to have nothing to do with them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:09 PM (xG4kz)

35 Soviet Double Agent Anthony Blunt May Have Helped Hitler Too
Lindemans had betrayed Operation Market Garden, the ambitious and ill-fated Allied airborne mission that dropped thousands of paratroopers into the Nazi-occupied Netherlands, the 80th anniversary of which falls this September. Had it succeeded, it would have kicked open the door to the heart of Germany and brought the conflict to a speedy end. In the event the Allies lost more than 17,000 men in what was to be their final defeat of the war.

https://tinyurl.com/vzwuvzsh
Un-paywalled story at the link. A long but great read. In case the story gets removed, I copied it all to Word to keep; and if you're interested, you should bookmark the BCF blog page for its access to the Archive Org. link.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 10:09 PM (vtyCZ)

36 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Obsession.

It's no "Birds Aren't Real," but you do you, neurotic Hyundai driver.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 10:09 PM (DgGvY)

37 So much Helen Keller hate.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (I+SvG)

She'll never hear about it, though.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)

38 Good evening morons and thanks mh

So airfares are going up again?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX)

39 Yeah, that Helen Keller has had it too good for too long.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (L/fGl)

40 So, we found out today that the Bidens are being bribed by Qatar.

Biden's defenders are trying to claim that just because Biden's immediate relatives are being bribed doesn't mean that Joe is being bribed.

Oddly enough, Federal bribery law doesn't make that distinction - of course most government officials being bribed aren't going to be stupid enough to take the money themselves - they are going to use relatives and other people close to them to be the bagmen.

You don't need to show that the official himself was being bribed to convict him under the bribery statutes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna)

41
She may be a crazy ass Nazi but she's still a 1.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame


Her restaurant-owning "girlfriend" has some very mannish hands.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (xG4kz)

42 A former DEI manager and Instagram model is suing the University of Minnesota for firing her over a photo that showed her posing near an Israeli flag emblazoned with swastikas.


I guess she was Inclusive enough, so she had to go.

Realistically, she should pose like that on a street in Gaza, and see how inclusive they are there.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (VNX3d)

43 30 >>> 26 So, we found out today that the Bidens are being bribed by Qatar.

==
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)

Is there ANYONE not paying the "big guy" some percentage?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (llON

Someone who doesn't pay taxes in our country.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)

44 So much Helen Keller hate.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (I+SvG)
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She'll never hear about it, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)


I was thinking more she didn't live to see it.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (emlEe)

45 She may be a crazy ass Nazi but she's still a 1.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (L/fGl)

Mossad ought to kidnap her skank ass, tattoo her hide with Hebrew text and Stars of David, and parachute her into gaza,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (8zz6B)

46 "A former DEI manager and Instagram model. . . "

I believe I have identified the underlying issue.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)

47 I've always questioned the Helen Keller story, seems implausible. Patty Duke getting the Oscar for playing her was fraud, too. I'm suspicious about a lot of celebs. Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in 72, someone chucked a bottle at him and he ducked.

Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)

48 Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)

Wow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

49 I sure hope Helen Keller doesn't see that car.
Posted by: fd

Yeah, it would make her see red.


Wait a minute, I mean . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)

50 I've always questioned the Helen Keller story, seems implausible. Patty Duke getting the Oscar for playing her was fraud, too. I'm suspicious about a lot of celebs. Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in 72, someone chucked a bottle at him and he ducked.
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)

She was a commie, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)

51 So much Helen Keller hate.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (I+SvG)

She'll never hear about it, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)


If she could see that car, she'd probably get a cramp in her fingers telling that guy to fu*k off.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)

52 Long day, did an up and back to DuPont, WA. Now relaxing with shrimp rice and asparagus with hollandaise sauce. Heidi, the velociraptor Shepherd, did well, no motion sickness or potty issues. Got to get her in shape for the run to Missoula for homecoming.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2024 10:14 PM (XT+5H)

53 Helen Keller was a CIA op.

Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (SYTee)

54 50 I've always questioned the Helen Keller story, seems implausible. Patty Duke getting the Oscar for playing her was fraud, too. I'm suspicious about a lot of celebs. Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in 72, someone chucked a bottle at him and he ducked.
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)

She was a commie, too.


and a Swedenborgian!

but yea I think that story was very much embellished

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (s3qiR)

55 If she could see that car, she'd probably get a cramp in her fingers telling that guy to fu*k off.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)

Why? It only takes one digit for that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)

56 She was a commie, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)


I never heard that before...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

57 of course most government officials being bribed aren't going to be stupid enough to take the money themselves

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna)


Bob Menendez of Joisey being one of the exceptions. I'm sure he was just preppin' for the end times he helped create, though.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (emlEe)

58 Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in 72, someone chucked a bottle at him and he ducked.
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)

Blind Lemon Chitlin's real name was Blind Persimmon Tripe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (8zz6B)

59
Lindemans had betrayed Operation Market Garden, the ambitious and ill-fated Allied airborne mission that dropped thousands of paratroopers into the Nazi-occupied Netherlands


It is a true pity that Allied planners could not see forward about 50 years so that they could have staged Operation Olive Garden, which would have dropped thousands of 6-foot long rolls of kraft paper and boxes of Crayola 8-packs on Naxi positions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (xG4kz)

60 *** These new guidelines mandate airlines to automatically reimburse passengers in cash for flights that are canceled or face substantial delays.***
-------------

Is cash not dead? Is this a deliberate move to have the airlines start a lawsuit against cash?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 10:16 PM (lCWOD)

61 My restaurant /bar manager daughter got her picture in the local paper. Ninth picture down, she is leaning against the bar talking to an older customer in a tan ball cap.

https://shorturl.at/jp568

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM (L/fGl)

62
Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in 72, someone chucked a bottle at him and he ducked.
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham!


He is a natural-born echo locator -- this is known.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM (xG4kz)

63 She was a commie, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)

I never heard that before...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

They hide it under the "socialist" banner. Commie symp, though.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM (0eaVi)

64 I've always questioned the Helen Keller story, seems implausible. Patty Duke getting the Oscar for playing her was fraud, too.

I don't think it was Patty getting the Oscar. It was her cousin Cathy.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:18 PM (WXNFJ)

65 Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in 72, someone chucked a bottle at him and he ducked.
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham!
-------
He is a natural-born echo locator -- this is known.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM


So Stevie Wonder really was blind as a bat.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:18 PM (emlEe)

66
I sure hope Helen Keller doesn't see that car.
Posted by: fd


She heard about it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:18 PM (63Dwl)

67 >>> 56 She was a commie, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)

I never heard that before...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

Well, she *has* been voting Democrat for years now.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Keller at April 28, 2024 10:19 PM (llON8)

68 "These new guidelines mandate airlines to automatically reimburse passengers in cash for flights that are canceled or face substantial delays."

I'm sorry sir. All we have is nickels.

Posted by: The guy at the refund counter at April 28, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)

69 I thought the hidden song would be Mustang Love.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)

70 >>> 68 "These new guidelines mandate airlines to automatically reimburse passengers in cash for flights that are canceled or face substantial delays."

I'm sorry sir. All we have is nickels.
Posted by: The guy at the refund counter at April 28, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)

We don't HAVE that many nickels!

NO you can't have pennies!!!

Posted by: banks near airports at April 28, 2024 10:20 PM (llON8)

71 Imagine if 7% of all NFL players came from Reno, NV.

Reno, NV & Samoa* each have a population of appx 250,000.

7% of all NFL players were either born in Samoa or are of Samoan descent. That's pretty amazing! BYU gets an assist for this, because a lot of Samoans enter the NFL via BYU.

I researched this (an opportunity for a rare photo!) because the Chefs (not a typo) just drafted one Kingsley Suamataia, a sizable lad (350 lbs) out of... BYU.

And just when I'd FINALLY mastered the spelling & pronunciation of Tua Tagovailoa.

*aggregating the populations of the nation of Samoa and of American Samoa (a U.S. Territory) = about 250000, in total



Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 28, 2024 10:21 PM (NLIak)

72 My restaurant /bar manager daughter got her picture in the local paper. Ninth picture down, she is leaning against the bar talking to an older customer in a tan ball cap.

https://shorturl.at/jp568
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM (L/fGl)
* * * *
Great spread! Congratulations!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 10:21 PM (U3L4U)

73
Wow!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again!


ISWYDT

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:21 PM (xG4kz)

74
I've always questioned the Helen Keller story, seems implausible. Patty Duke getting the Oscar for playing her was fraud, too.

I don't think it was Patty getting the Oscar. It was her cousin Cathy.
Posted by: Tonypete


Patty couldn't make it because she lost control over a hot dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:22 PM (63Dwl)

75 A lot of blind people have developed "facial vision"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:22 PM (RIvkX)

76 SCTV's "Gangway for Miracles" parody of The Miracle Worker starring Edith Prickley.

https://tinyurl.com/23hhnyda
5:40 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (vtyCZ)

77 Patty couldn't make it because she lost control over a hot dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Being thrown down a hallway.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (WXNFJ)

78 'Hellen Keller is a fraud'
.....................................
Your views intrigue me, Hyundai driver, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (sAmhv)

79 These new guidelines mandate airlines to automatically reimburse passengers in cash for flights that are canceled or face substantial delays.

That ought to create nightmares for the comptrollers of the airlines. At each airport, there needs to be a substantial pile of cash left in a vault and accessible by a responsible party for as long as there are potential departure flights. The security of this is one thing. The management and accounting for piles of loose cash in the hurried moments of a declaration of a canceled or whatever the heck definition of "substantial" is.

Not having guns at hand is going to be a problem for whoever is walking around with tens of thousands of dollars of loose bills in a room full of hundred of people, all with different reimbursements based on seating class, discounts, third party payers, corporate, mileage credits, layover segment value, aggregators and package prices.

This is totally bat scat insane regulations.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (4HcMG)

80 ISWYDT
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:21 PM (xG4kz)


Good to know my time was not totes wasted!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

81 She may be a crazy ass Nazi but she's still a 1.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (L/fGl)


Look at "her" jaw.

SHE'S A DUDE!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (d9fT1)

82
Had it succeeded, it would have kicked open the door to the heart of Germany and brought the conflict to a speedy end. In the event the Allies lost more than 17,000 men in what was to be their final defeat of the war.

___________

Had Monty cleared the approaches to Antwerp instead of devising Market Garden, the Allies could have had the logistical strength to bring the conflict to a speedy end.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (MoZTd)

83 *** These new guidelines mandate airlines to automatically reimburse passengers in cash for flights that are canceled or face substantial delays.***

Is cash not dead? Is this a deliberate move to have the airlines start a lawsuit against cash?
Posted by: Braenyard


I presume "in cash" can still be "a refund to your credit card." Hard to "automatically" hand out Benjamins to people who may or may not be present.

So "cash," as opposed to "miles." Or "points" or "restaurant vouchers" or "JcPenney Gift Cards".

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)

84 Helen Keller would have been aborted today.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 10:25 PM (NxC5+)

85 Helen Keller drove a DeSoto and not very well.

Posted by: Get Out The Way! at April 28, 2024 10:25 PM (V5BDR)

86 I hate the modern world. We get Nazis, but without even the cool uniforms and tanks and planes. The hippies don't even make decent music. And they finally make a decent looking Charger but power it with AAAs with the promise of a six cylinder in the future.

Posted by: azjaeger at April 28, 2024 10:26 PM (3/XaG)

87
So "cash," as opposed to "miles." Or "points" or "restaurant vouchers" or "JcPenney Gift Cards".
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)

__________

No love for me?

Posted by: S&H Green Stamps at April 28, 2024 10:26 PM (MoZTd)

88 This is totally bat scat insane regulations.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (4HcMG)


Was just thinking the same thing. Incredibly stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)

89 "These new guidelines mandate airlines to automatically reimburse passengers in cash for flights that are canceled or face substantial delays."

I'm sorry sir. All we have is nickels.
Posted by: The guy at the refund counter at April 28, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)

We don't HAVE that many nickels!

NO you can't have pennies!!!
Posted by: banks near airports

“Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes” - Taggart

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 10:27 PM (VNX3d)

90 Chuck E. Cheese tokens

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:28 PM (63Dwl)

91 What's the bumoer say?
"Helen Keller was not ___"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 10:28 PM (n/1xr)

92 Good Evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 28, 2024 10:28 PM (R4t5M)

93 OK, yeah... been playing Fallout 4 for the last few days...

Pretty sad when to get away from this f'd up life, I go to a Nuclear Wasteland.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2024 10:28 PM (xaFKb)

94 What's the bumoer say?
"Helen Keller was not ___"
Posted by: vmom


Real.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)

95
"Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control -
What a wild duet!"

source: https://lyricsondemand.com/
tvthemes/thepattydukeshowlyrics.html


You know, I would have been pretty young and naive when that show first aired, and ... well, I think that a lot of it may have been over my head, based on reading that lyric.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:29 PM (xG4kz)

96 I hate the modern world. We get Nazis, but without even the cool uniforms and tanks and planes. The hippies don't even make decent music. And they finally make a decent looking Charger but power it with AAAs with the promise of a six cylinder in the future.

Posted by: azjaeger at April 28, 2024 10:26 PM (3/XaG)

You've been watching those "what the future will be like" vids by the Euro sounding guy, haven't you?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)

97
Got Dan, Val, Sonny and Finn bathed and groomed this afternoon before their annual vet exam on Tuesday.

It's suddenly burr season and Dan and Val had a ton each. Lots of shampoo, lots of conditioner, lots of Cowboy Magic and they cleaned up all right. But Her Majesty was knackered afterwards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:30 PM (MoZTd)

98 "Let's drop paratroopers on a couple of bridges, and they can hold them until an armored column can reach them!"
"Okay."
"And we'll send the armored column down a single road!"
"Uh..."
"And the single road will have bogs on both sides of it, so the armor can't maneuver if it meets any resistance!"
"Sounds like a pretty stupid idea, if you ask me."
"Monty wants to do it! It will win the war and he'll be the greatest British General since Wellington!"


Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 28, 2024 10:30 PM (i6N8Y)

99 Our power keeps going off and on every 10 or so minutes. Small town electric company. Have to go to Facebook for updates. Very annoying. At least they updated as to the problem.

Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2024 10:30 PM (o1L4s)

100 82

'Had Monty cleared the approaches to Antwerp '

This is the correct answer. Somehow, Montgomery didn't realize the Allies needed Antwerp and the Scheldt estuary to use Antwerp as a port.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 28, 2024 10:31 PM (roH4R)

101
"And the single road will have bogs on both sides of it, so the armor can't maneuver if it meets any resistance!"

___________

"And have lots of tea breaks on the way!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (MoZTd)

102 The ONT should be cross-posted in Braille form from now on. And maybe Garret Morris can do a version for the hearing-impaired.

Posted by: It's Only Right at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (V5BDR)

103
Helen Keller drove a DeSoto and not very well.
Posted by: Get Out The Way!


I'd bet that SHE never pushed the Red Button though.


"Hey!"

-- DC's Resident Genius, Eleanor Holmes Norton

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (xG4kz)

104
"Let's drop paratroopers on a couple of bridges, and they can hold them until an armored column can reach them!"

Hold until relieved
Hold until relieved

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)

105 Patty couldn't make it because she lost control over a hot dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Word is that show was tailor made for Ms. Duke after she stayed at show runner Sidney Sheldon's home with his family for a week kicking around show ideas.

They witnessed her bipolar behavior and Viola! - a hit show is born!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (WXNFJ)

106 Look at "her" jaw.

SHE'S A DUDE!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (d9fT1)

Somebody needs to create an AI-powered "tranny spotter" Website. Paste in a link, and the algorithm would go to work scouring the Internet for other instances of the subject's appearance or text references.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (8zz6B)

107 102 The ONT should be cross-posted in Braille form from now on. And maybe Garret Morris can do a version for the hearing-impaired.
Posted by: It's Only Right at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (V5BDR)

Well you made me giggle on that one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 28, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)

108 The ONT should be cross-posted in Braille form from now on. And maybe Garret Morris can do a version for the hearing-impaired.
Posted by: It's Only Right

THE ONT'S TOP STORY TONIGHT . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:34 PM (WXNFJ)

109 Hellen Keller was a commie bitch .

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 10:34 PM (MNhXM)

110 106 Look at "her" jaw.

SHE'S A DUDE!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (d9fT1)

Somebody needs to create an AI-powered "tranny spotter" Website. Paste in a link, and the algorithm would go to work scouring the Internet for other instances of the subject's appearance or text references.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (8zz6B)


We have that.
Thank you very much.

Posted by: Christopher Wray and The G-Men at April 28, 2024 10:34 PM (QXQ4l)

111 It's suddenly burr season and Dan and Val had a ton each. Lots of shampoo, lots of conditioner, lots of Cowboy Magic and they cleaned up all right. But Her Majesty was knackered afterwards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

That must be a lot of work to keep up with the grooming all your doggies require. Do you have helpers?

Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2024 10:34 PM (o1L4s)

112 Hellen Keller was a commie bitch .
Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 10:34 PM (MNhXM)

See! There's the proof!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:35 PM (0eaVi)

113 *cups hands to mouth*
OUR TOP MEME TONIGHT...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

114
A lot of blind people have developed "facial vision"
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Tragically, they then lost it when they surrendered to the sweet, sweet siren call of botox treatments.

There's a truly different "reimagining" of "Awakenings" just begging to be made if only Hollywood would open their eyes to it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:38 PM (xG4kz)

115 I’d believe people who say that super glue was created to gag people using sign language over those who believe Helen Keller was a fraud.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d)

116
Do you have helpers?
Posted by: Tuna

_________

I'm the bottom of the org chart at Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:39 PM (MoZTd)

117 TP *fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

118
Hold until relieved
Hold until relieved
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Different movie, but it would be interesting to see how many actors starred in both of them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:40 PM (xG4kz)

119 Sean Connery was an enlisted man in Lord Lovat’s Commando in The Longest Day, but was promoted all the way to the General leading the British 1st Airborne in A Bridge Too Far. Talk about fast promotions!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 10:44 PM (VNX3d)

120 Ah Gen Tippy Cup....

I hated the film "The Miracle Worker" and Keller or her handler Sullivan at a minimum was a borderline commie c*nt but she existed and made good coin being the Judas goat nutjob for the Eugenics movement for a bit.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:45 PM (X0I7i)

121 TP *fistbump*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

Ewww. Now go wash your hands.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:45 PM (0eaVi)

122
That Helen Keller denying Hyundai owner fell prey to a common misunderstanding, having heard the spoken phrase, "Helen Keller was born deaf", as, "Helen Keller was born deft".

SO HE'S / SHE'S NOT WRONG!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:45 PM (xG4kz)

123 119 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 10:44 PM (VNX3d)

Scotch, and clean living lad....

//Bund, Cumber Bund

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:46 PM (X0I7i)

124 Sean Connery was an enlisted man in Lord Lovat’s Commando in The Longest Day, but was promoted all the way to the General leading the British 1st Airborne in A Bridge Too Far. Talk about fast promotions!

It's an old strategy. Identify the job you want. Kill everyone in your way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 28, 2024 10:51 PM (dZVON)

125 Evening everyone, thx MisHum. Never heard that some people consider Helen Keller a fraud. Being blind and deaf limits the number of ways you can piss people off. Must have used her teeth while fellating

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 10:51 PM (UwmMe)

126
Chuck E. Cheese tokens
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:28 PM (63Dwl)


Think of the business synergy!

Which airline will make a bold play for the Chuck E. Cheese franchising business tomorrow on Wall Street?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:52 PM (xG4kz)

127 Helen Keller drove a DeSoto and not very well.
Posted by: Get Out The Way
---------
Around The Block In 80 Days.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 10:52 PM (41CYW)

128 125 Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 10:51 PM (UwmMe)

She was Hahvahd educated, a non-zero percent chance she was debauched by a Kennedy....

trust me even sans teeth she could annoy me well except the whole "was dead when I was negative 4 years old" thing.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:53 PM (X0I7i)

129 Finally, someone who hates Helen Keller like I do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 10:54 PM (bo7UB)

130 129 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 10:54 PM (bo7UB)

WAT-UH.....WAT-UH DING DING!

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:54 PM (X0I7i)

131 Had Monty cleared the approaches to Antwerp instead of devising Market Garden, the Allies could have had the logistical strength to bring the conflict to a speedy end.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (MoZTd)


Instead of just being thought a horse's ass, you have to go out and prove it. That was Monty and Market Garden.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:55 PM (emlEe)

132 Eh, still dig my EV. Insane instant power and electricity costs me about 1/6 of what it would cost in gas to drive a comparable ICE car. Yeah long trips would be a pain in the ass, but I don’t use it for long trips. For local and regional driving it’s perfect.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 10:56 PM (tpjlM)

133 58 Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in 72, someone chucked a bottle at him and he ducked.
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)

Blind Lemon Chitlin's real name was Blind Persimmon Tripe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (8zz6B)

-----------

Now I question whether Fats Domino was really fat. Maybe he was just big boned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 10:56 PM (bo7UB)

134 Helen Keller was the Greta Thunberg of Mother Teresas

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 28, 2024 10:56 PM (sJHOI)

135 Helen Keller was immune to flash-bang grenades, so she had that going for her.

Posted by: Look On the Sunny Side at April 28, 2024 10:57 PM (V5BDR)

136 When we were students at IU in the 70's, we called the Indiana Daily Student, the Indiana Daily Stupid. I see nothing has changed...

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy's Husband at April 28, 2024 10:57 PM (Vf4Y7)

137
She was Hahvahd educated, a non-zero percent chance she was debauched by a Kennedy....


Academic fraud and plagiarism investigators are said to be stumped by many, many repeated pin-prick patterns in her senior thesis.

Who's gonna tell them that she often did her stunning counted cross stitch samplers using bond paper for the backing?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:57 PM (xG4kz)

138 Why the hate on HK? I do not understand.

Posted by: madtom at April 28, 2024 10:58 PM (go+84)

139 131 Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:55 PM (emlEe)

MOONTY being Moonty he probably wanted to slow things down to let Ivan get Berlin to keep Patton from getting it.

How great a general was Moonty?

The UK did not send him to Korea.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:59 PM (X0I7i)

140 Evening, all. How do I send in comments/recommendations to OpenBlogger for next week's book thread? My apologies for not knowing; it's probably similar to how I carefully scan a grocery aisle for five minutes, track down an associate to help, only to be led back to the same aisle where the item is produced

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 28, 2024 11:00 PM (s6PBU)

141 evs are great for ham radio emcomm ... unlimited 12 volts!

that and a wire in the air is all we need!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 11:00 PM (tQtDb)

142
Helen Keller was immune to flash-bang grenades, so she had that going for her.
Posted by: Look On the Sunny Side


* FLASH! *
* BANG! *

"That's the third one she's taken and she's STILL advancing!"

"SHE'S A FOOKIN' MACHINE!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:00 PM (xG4kz)

143 138 Posted by: madtom at April 28, 2024 10:58 PM (go+84)

Let's see, a turn of last century progressive anointed and immune to criticism figurehead who backed communism, eugenics, and insane taxation who may have relied on her handler for the majority of her academic output....

no idea.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 11:01 PM (X0I7i)

144 Thanks for the link on Anthony Blunt, Andycanuck! It is mind-boggling how much damage the Cambridge Five managed to accomplish, and so frustrating that they didn't have to answer for the consequences. The only comfort, I suppose, is that Burgess, MacLean, and Philby had to spend their last years in the USSR under less-than-stellar conditions. None, from what I understand, were given any particular elite treatment, and none, not even Philby, were ever truly trusted by the Kremlin or the KGB. That's the irony, and perhaps the unique punishment of the traitor - even those to whom they've made the betrayal can ever safely trust them, and they're pariahs to one degree or another as a consequence.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 11:01 PM (+OBLx)

145 Maybe read the fucking link.

Feel free to fisk it. I'll read your analyses tomorrow.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 11:02 PM (vtyCZ)

146
Why the hate on HK? I do not understand.
Posted by: madtom


Check out MH's closing item for this ONT.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:02 PM (xG4kz)

147 Why the hate on HK? I do not understand.

Posted by: madtom at April 28, 2024 10:58 PM (go+84)


She was a commie who did not see the evil of communism. Just like your average garden variety college mal-educated moron today.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:02 PM (emlEe)

148 If you want to own an EV, I will not cast judgment. Besides, those kids in Africa who scrape the lithium out of the dirt with their bare bloody hands probably appreciate the business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:03 PM (bo7UB)

149 Eh, still dig my EV. Insane instant power and electricity costs me about 1/6 of what it would cost in gas to drive a comparable ICE car. Yeah long trips would be a pain in the ass, but I don’t use it for long trips. For local and regional driving it’s perfect.
Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 10:56 PM (tpjlM)

A few weeks ago we stopped an ancient gas station on I-5 for a bathroom break. The gas station was actually closed except for the bathrooms. Along the side of the property were 7 Testla charging stations. All full with a few more cars waiting. There was also a food truck there that served, burgers, fries, and milkshakes.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2024 11:03 PM (XT+5H)

150 yeah, no joke sven.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 11:03 PM (tQtDb)

151 Next week can we do Gandhi?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:04 PM (bo7UB)

152 Ok Sven. "turn of last century..." kinda sums it up. THX

Posted by: madtom at April 28, 2024 11:04 PM (go+84)

153 That Kona driver must have been turned down for a date by Helen Keller.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2024 11:05 PM (H0hOQ)

154
There was also a food truck there that served, burgers, fries, and milkshakes.
Posted by: Beartooth


You just had to go for the week-old egg salad sandwich, though, didn't you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:05 PM (xG4kz)

155 There was also a food truck there that served, burgers, fries, and milkshakes.
Posted by: Beartooth

That good person, is a hell of a business idea.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2024 11:06 PM (vJiyU)

156 There was also a food truck there that served, burgers, fries, and milkshakes.
Posted by: Beartooth

You just had to go for the week-old egg salad sandwich, though, didn't you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024

Just a milkshake because the wife promised the guy we'd buy something for using the can. It was actually a really good milkshake.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2024 11:09 PM (XT+5H)

157 Montgomery screwed the pooch.

Posted by: Beverly at April 28, 2024 11:10 PM (cnu2H)

158 A former DEI manager and Instagram model is suing the University of Minnesota for firing her over a photo that showed her posing near an Israeli flag emblazoned with swastikas.

Funny, but I bet she's one of those types that was more than happy to get conservatives canned for their free speech (and will continue to be happy doing it). Don't feel so good when the shoe is on the other foot now, does it now, ya big dummy (channeling my inner Mark Levin)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)

159 I still love my tricycle. Insane powered and costs me about 1/gazilliont of what it would cost in gas to drive a comparable ICE car. Yeah long trips would be a pain in the ass, but I don’t use it for long trips. For local and regional driving it’s perfect. Plus it's really green. Metal flake. With streamers on the hand grips.

Posted by: Some guy on a tricycle at April 28, 2024 11:11 PM (vFG9F)

160 On Monday, April 15, 2024, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre delivered a press briefing that received significant criticism.

When asked about rising gas prices, Jean-Pierre responded, “The average gas price right now is cheaper than this time last year.” This statement did not reassure citizens, as gas prices change daily, and a 5.2% monthly increase is substantial.

Posted by: Ciampino - it hoirts at April 28, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)

161 35 Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 10:09 PM (vtyCZ)

Nice link Andy, you know if you believe Suvorov's theory that Stalin had the NKVD and OGPU in its turn running active interference for the little paper hanger in the 20s and 30s things like Blunt et al "helping out" until the guy invaded the SU make sense.

The Cambridge Five in the end were the harbingers of a dedicated movement by some academics who were not actually upper-class to obliterate the British Empire.

The last remnants of Sidney Reilly's network of British/Soviet sources tried warning MI-5 and 6 of Blunt in the 40s and 50s.

When the KGB thinks you are an ideological shit, you likely are.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 11:12 PM (X0I7i)

162 Have the popup ads gone yet? I don't get them anymore, but only be entirely disabling Javascript. So I can't run video posted here.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (1bNHn)

Brave or Adblock Plus are your friends.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 28, 2024 11:12 PM (iODuv)

163 Men in Orleans cited after fight over loose pigs

Who cares about the morals of pigs anyway?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

164 152 Posted by: madtom at April 28, 2024 11:04 PM (go+84)

She passed on in 68, but you really cannot overstate how few ACTUALLY new ideas progressives have come up with the last 150 years.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 11:13 PM (X0I7i)

165 Protesters in Germany call for Islamic fundamentalism: 'Caliphate is the solution'

https://tinyurl.com/b4vnepxy

Posted by: Ciampino - donner und at April 28, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

166
A few weeks ago we stopped an ancient gas station on I-5 for a bathroom break. The gas station was actually closed except for the bathrooms. Along the side of the property were 7 Testla charging stations. All full with a few more cars waiting. There was also a food truck there that served, burgers, fries, and milkshakes.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 28

I don’t own a Tesla and 99% of the charging I do is at home.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 11:14 PM (tpjlM)

167 This whole thing with Gaza is amazing.

Could you imagine the US accepting in 1945 having a nominal neutral third party supplying aid to the Third Reich?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2024 11:14 PM (ibTVg)

168 @157 I wish I only had been screwed by Montgomery, Kristi blew my head off. - The Ghost of Noem's Dog

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 11:15 PM (UwmMe)

169
Imagine what would have happened if Monty found the Ludendorff Bridge at Remagen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 11:15 PM (MoZTd)

170
Fun fact: Helen Keller was known to have gotten as much truthful information out of KJP's looseleaf "binder of answers" as did Herself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:15 PM (xG4kz)

171 165 Protesters in Germany call for Islamic fundamentalism: 'Caliphate is the solution'

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Fools. They're standing in a boat in the middle of the ocean, shooting holes in the bottom to pwn the boat owner.

I really hope they get their wish. Good and hard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:15 PM (bo7UB)

172 Next week can we do Gandhi?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:04 PM (bo7UB)


Ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy. Can we, huh, can we?

My pre-teen nieces were taken to that movie back in '82 or '83. Of course, they were impressed, raving about the movie and Gandhi. I let them know he was a fraud, and how he was a fraud (without too much detail). Shook up their belief in the movies.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:16 PM (emlEe)

173 How did Helen Keller burn her hands
A: trying to read the waffle iron

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 11:16 PM (UwmMe)

174 Helen Keller Fraud Explained?

http://tiny.cc/8izvxz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)

175 Protesters in Germany call for Islamic fundamentalism: 'Caliphate is the solution'

In the 1700s the French got rid of a King...to get an Emperor...

Looks like the 2000s the Krauts are getting rid of Christianity...to get Islam...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2024 11:17 PM (ibTVg)

176 Four teenagers including high school football star aged 14 to 16 are killed in horror crash after cop cruiser used PIT maneuver to stop them speeding at 111mph - as horrifying photos show their mangled wreckage

https://mol.im/a/13360151

Posted by: Ciampino - It's the pits I tell you at April 28, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)

177 Evening.

So much Helen Keller hate.
Posted by: Robert


Do you know how Helen Keller burned her fingers?

She was trying to read a waffle iron. (rimshot!)

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at April 28, 2024 11:18 PM (tjZg/)

178
Could you imagine the US accepting in 1945 having a nominal neutral third party supplying aid to the Third Reich?
Posted by: 18-1


The Swiss were gearing up to flood the Third Reich with unlimited quantities of Ricola cough drops until FDR caught wind of their nefarious plan and cock blocked it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:18 PM (xG4kz)

179 Hopefully with a butter knife?
Pedophile, Glen Sullivan Sr., 54, agrees to be physically CASTRATED after raping 14-year-old girl and getting her pregnant

https://mol.im/a/13360129

Posted by: Ciampino - The unkindest cut of all at April 28, 2024 11:19 PM (qfLjt)

180 How did Hellen Keller burn half her face?
She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other half?
They called back.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 11:19 PM (tpjlM)

181 The Brits were trading Bofors barrels for Chloroquine through Switzerland.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie)

182
Along the side of the property were 7 Testla charging stations. All full with a few more cars waiting.

When you buy electricity at a station like that who gets your money first? The station owner? The electric utility?
What does your credit card receipt say?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (63Dwl)

183 Word is that show was tailor made for Ms. Duke after she stayed at show runner Sidney Sheldon's home with his family for a week kicking around show ideas.

They witnessed her bipolar behavior and Viola! - a hit show is born!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM

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That was Sheldon Leonard

Posted by: Bigsmith at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (dBUXm)

184 Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she could moan with the other.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (vJiyU)

185
Some guy on a tricycle


ROFLMAO

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (xG4kz)

186 Look which twat raises its smelly head .... Anti-Israel mob unfurls jihadist banner at Washington University in St. Louis, as Green Party presidential candidate is arrested - while Harvard students raise Palestinian banner instead of the US flag

https://mol.im/a/13359393

Posted by: Ciampino - The unkindest cut of all ... at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (qfLjt)

187 The Swiss were gearing up to flood the Third Reich with unlimited quantities of Ricola cough drops until FDR caught wind of their nefarious plan and cock blocked it.

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Alpenhorn-blowing bastards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (bo7UB)

188
The Swiss were gearing up to flood the Third Reich with unlimited quantities of Ricola cough drops until FDR caught wind of their nefarious plan and cock blocked it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


He horned in on it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)

189 Never trust a dude in lederhosen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:24 PM (bo7UB)

190 re: top pic

Awwww.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:24 PM (di6C2)

191 Four teenagers including high school football star aged 14 to 16 are killed in horror crash after cop cruiser used PIT maneuver to stop them speeding at 111mph - as horrifying photos show their mangled wreckage

https://mol.im/a/13360151





Did he start with the thing or lights and siren?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (RjBju)

192 The Swiss were gearing up to flood the Third Reich with unlimited quantities of Ricola cough drops until FDR caught wind of their nefarious plan and cock blocked it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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He horned in on it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)


Didn't get his cut of the cheese.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (emlEe)

193 183 Word is that show was tailor made for Ms. Duke after she stayed at show runner Sidney Sheldon's home with his family for a week kicking around show ideas.

They witnessed her bipolar behavior and Viola! - a hit show is born!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM

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That was Sheldon Leonard
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (dBUXm)

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Wait. I thought that was Leonard Cohen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (bo7UB)

194
When you buy electricity at a station like that who gets your money first? The station owner? The electric utility?
What does your credit card receipt say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (63Dwl)

It’s no different than a gas station. There are charging companies like Electrify America and ChargePoint. They rent space from property owners like gas stations, Walmart, hotels, etc. On that space they have charge stations.

You pay the providers directly like you would pay Exxon or Shell.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (tpjlM)

195 Love the headline: 'Bishop who was allegedly stabbed ....'

Wakeley church stabbing: Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel makes emotional return to Christ The Good Shepherd Church

https://mol.im/a/13359089

Posted by: Ciampino - The Sun allegedly rose this morning at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)

196 184 Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she could moan with the other.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (vJiyU)
185

She wasn't mute. "Just" deaf and blind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (ynpvh)

197 IU is pretty damn woke these days.

I remember fondly walking (wobbling) drunk down the middle of the road with cops shaking their heads at us retards during Little 500.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:26 PM (di6C2)

198 Along the side of the property were 7 Testla charging stations. All full with a few more cars waiting.

When you buy electricity at a station like that who gets your money first? The station owner? The electric utility?
What does your credit card receipt say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (63Dwl)

That's a good question but I don't know. I drive an evil ice SUV. We simply stopped to use the bathroom.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2024 11:26 PM (XT+5H)

199 That was Sheldon Leonard
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (dBUXm)

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Wait. I thought that was Leonard Cohen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (bo7UB)

Leonard Nimoy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (di6C2)

200 Did Goebbels ever wear lederhosen? Nope, but convinced Hitler to wear it.

That's how you know who really ran things in Nazi Germany.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (bo7UB)

201 185
Some guy on a tricycle

ROFLMAO

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (xG4kz)

I think Queen wrote a song about riding a Tricycle...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

202 >>>Brave or Adblock Plus are your friends.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now
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Bet ol' King Harve is raking in the cash. Front page center with a respectable ad. Even though the new one looks like his kids did it.
Can't imagine an ad man thinking that those repulsive pictures attract one to click.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (lCWOD)

203 I've never questioned Helen Keller's authenticity.

Anne Sullivan is another story.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (dZVON)

204 The US government has funded an NGO that was just raided over child trafficking. This NGO used to have Jill Biden as their chair. You’d think this would be a bigger story…? I’ll have more on this story in the coming weeks!

https://tinyurl.com/3tjebx2h

Posted by: Ciampino - it seems everyone on the Left is a pedo at April 28, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt)

205 Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she could moan with the other.

Posted by: S




Why did she burn her face?

She answered th iron.



How did she burn the other side?

They called back

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:28 PM (RjBju)

206 With my car, the odd time I do get electricity at a public station, as soon as I plug in, the station knows it’s my car. And the card I have on file is charged. It’s a seamless transaction.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 11:28 PM (tpjlM)

207 Guatemalan prosecutors raid offices of Save the Children charity

https://tinyurl.com/5n8v9w4d

Posted by: Ciampino - it seems everyone on the Left is a pedo, yep at April 28, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)

208 Can't imagine an ad man thinking that those repulsive pictures attract one to click.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (lCWOD)

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I have to admit I've become obsessed with the animation that depicts intestinal diverticulosis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:30 PM (bo7UB)

209 Was Helen Keller any good at pinball?

Posted by: Full Tilt Boogie at April 28, 2024 11:32 PM (V5BDR)

210 203 I've never questioned Helen Keller's authenticity.

Anne Sullivan is another story.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (dZVON)

*reads wiki entry*

Ok. Not blind? Or milked Keller's fame?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:32 PM (di6C2)

211 Regarding these 'Free Gaza' ('cause it ain't worth a fucking dime) college morons, there is one big reason besides the obvious indoctrination for these seemingly 'spontaneous' protests. Wonder why no kids ever get expelled, much less even suspended? Foreign student tuition money. On top of that, three nations funding 'Middle East Studies' programs in far too many colleges in the States are Qatar, the U.A.E. and Saudi Arabia. Funny that. What an amazing coinkydink.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:32 PM (emlEe)

212 This NGO used to have Jill Biden as their chair. You’d think this would be a bigger story…? I’ll have more on this story in the coming weeks!

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It's fun to imagine how this would be reported if Melania Trump had been involved.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:33 PM (bo7UB)

213 Of the four teenagers who were killed when the deputy used the PIT maneuver two had ankle monitors and three had active warrants. They were also driving a stolen SUV. Didn't deserve death , but ...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 11:33 PM (UwmMe)

214 I have to admit I've become obsessed with the animation that depicts intestinal diverticulosis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:30 PM (bo7UB)

We can save him!

Clear!

https://tinyurl.com/yeev2aja

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:33 PM (di6C2)

215
That was Sheldon Leonard

Out you two pixies go. Through the door or out the window!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:33 PM (63Dwl)

216 Erf. It's Sunday night.

Work tomorrow.

I'll never be able to retire. Oh well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 11:34 PM (2xVPz)

217 I'll be that 80yo in your doctors office.


Heh heh heh heh.

What ails you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 11:35 PM (2xVPz)

218 213 Of the four teenagers who were killed when the deputy used the PIT maneuver two had ankle monitors and three had active warrants. They were also driving a stolen SUV. Didn't deserve death , but ...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 11:33 PM (UwmMe)

Driving HOW FAST? I mean, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

219 So the important thing is if you're stealing cars wear your seatbelts?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)

220 Four teenagers including high school football star aged 14 to 16 are killed in horror crash after cop cruiser used PIT maneuver to stop them speeding at 111mph - as horrifying photos show their mangled wreckage

https://mol.im/a/13360151

"Authorities later added two of the teens that were killed in SUV were wearing ankle monitors, while three had active warrants, reports WLBT. Some of the occupants also appeared to be wearing ski masks."

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh uproariously

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (i6N8Y)

221 You do realize that, nowadays, Helen Keller would be in Congress as a Democrat. All she would need to be told is whether to vote Yes or No on any vote - just like Senator Tammy Baldwin.

She might even be running for President. We already have a puppet there now; what’s one more?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)

222 221 You do realize that, nowadays, Helen Keller would be in Congress as a Democrat. All she would need to be told is whether to vote Yes or No on any vote - just like Senator Tammy Baldwin.

She might even be running for President. We already have a puppet there now; what’s one more?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)

At least she'd have to have a hand on the pulse of America...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:38 PM (ynpvh)

223 Headlines:
"Men in Orleans cited after fight over loose pigs"

"Men(?) in Gaza cited after fight over loose goats"

Posted by: Ciampino - went for the animal in they/them at April 28, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)

224 So the important thing is if you're stealing cars wear your seatbelts?
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)


Absolutely. It's the law. I don't remember hearing about any exceptions for car thieves.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:40 PM (emlEe)

225 Didn't Sheldon Leonard live across the hall from Penny in the Big Bang Theory?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 28, 2024 11:40 PM (i6N8Y)

226 She might even be running for President. We already have a puppet there now; what’s one more?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)

At least she'd have to have a hand on the pulse of America...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

The only trick is making sure she knows which is the call button and the Launch Everything button.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:40 PM (VNX3d)

227 Hold until relieved
Hold until relieved
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)

*golfclap for Longest Day ref*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:41 PM (di6C2)

228 She might even be running for President. We already have a puppet there now; what’s one more?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)

Lindsey Graham's wife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:41 PM (di6C2)

229 You do realize that, nowadays, Helen Keller would be in Congress as a Democrat.



She'd be doing internet hardcore

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:42 PM (RjBju)

230 Four teenagers including high school football star aged 14 to 16 are killed in horror crash after cop cruiser used PIT maneuver to stop them speeding at 111mph - as horrifying photos show their mangled wreckage

"Authorities later added two of the teens that were killed in SUV were wearing ankle monitors, while three had active warrants, reports WLBT. Some of the occupants also appeared to be wearing ski masks."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


Get me their middle-school graduation photos! Now!

Posted by: MSDNC etc at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (DgGvY)

231 @obviousbear1289

>My grandmother read Pratchett very late in her life, and rather by accident because I had left one of the books laying around.
She instantly took to it and then proceeded to read as many of them as she could. What I remember mostly is that one day she said "They have taken me a lot of fear of my death, because if death is even remotely like the one depicted in the books, there is nothing to be afraid of".
>And honestly for that I'll always be thankful.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (lhenN)

232 FOX News has a wonderful continuous loop of pro-Hamas protesters being arrested. It's up right now.

Everything you'd expect to see: green hair; Trigglypuff clones; a lot of screaming Joy Reid wannabes.

A lot of them now want their arrests expunged, because... not helpful to their career aspirations. White shoe law firms, etc. might not understand.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (NLIak)

233 206 With my car, the odd time I do get electricity at a public station, as soon as I plug in, the station knows it’s my car. And the card I have on file is charged. It’s a seamless transaction.
Posted by: Montec

And as soon as you enter McDonalds your profile lights up, the red carpet rolls out and the shake machines work.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (TRLfq)

234 Give it up one time and you've lost your reputation.

Posted by: Loose goat at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (63Dwl)

235 234 Give it up one time and you've lost your reputation.
Posted by: Loose goat at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (63Dwl)

Get sold to the neighbors for mutton.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:44 PM (di6C2)

236 >>> These new guidelines mandate airlines to automatically reimburse passengers in cash for flights that are canceled or face substantial delays.

Welp, that explains why they are telling you to arrive 15 minutes before 'gate opens' posted time and closing 10 minutes before 'gate closes'.
IOW - They all leave early.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 11:44 PM (cOq4q)

237 You do realize that, nowadays, Helen Keller would be in Congress as a Democrat.
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She'd be doing internet hardcore
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:42 PM (RjBju)


Sex Workers Of The World Unite!

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:44 PM (emlEe)

238
She'd be doing internet hardcore
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:42 PM (RjBju)


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Signing dirty for subscribers on an OnlyFans page.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:45 PM (bo7UB)

239 Helen Keller was real. Patty Duke's cousin Cathy was a figment of her imagination.

Annnd, that's all I've got. Monday stuff to do. Gotta go now.
https://youtu.be/V2L3UzM_FfE

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - snooze time at April 28, 2024 11:45 PM (L6R40)

240 Night mw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (di6C2)

241 237 You do realize that, nowadays, Helen Keller would be in Congress as a Democrat.
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She'd be doing internet hardcore
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:42 PM (RjBju)

Sex Workers Of The World Unite!

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:44 PM (emlEe)

I thought it was "Sex Workers of the World: Untie!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

242 It is haram to eat a goat that's been intimate with your neighbor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (bo7UB)

243 242 It is haram to eat a goat that's been intimate with your neighbor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (bo7UB)

That's why they're sold further away than that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:47 PM (ynpvh)

244 I thought it was "Sex Workers of the World: Untie!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)


Untie? Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Marv Albert at April 28, 2024 11:48 PM (emlEe)

245 It is haram to eat a goat that's been intimate with your neighbor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Better question: Is it haram to eat a goat that’s been intimate with your wife or daughter? Do you eat the woman, or just beat her?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:48 PM (VNX3d)

246 244 I thought it was "Sex Workers of the World: Untie!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

Untie? Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Marv Albert at April 28, 2024 11:48 PM (emlEe)

Depends what they're untying.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (ynpvh)

247 It is haram to eat a goat that's been intimate with your neighbor.

Posted by: Cicero


Define eat, is it dinner or sex?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (RjBju)

248 I never want to see anything bad happen to an aspiring rapper who was just turning his life around.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (lX8VI)

249 It is haram to eat a goat that's been intimate with your neighbor.

Posted by: Cicero
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Define eat, is it dinner or sex?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (RjBju)


Yes.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:50 PM (emlEe)

250 Andy Reid likes BYU players because they're marginally less likely to ingest fentanyl; beat up their GFs; & get arrested for DWI Manslaughter.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 28, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)

251 248 I never want to see anything bad happen to an aspiring rapper who was just turning his life around.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (lX8VI)

Well, they did turn their life around; now they're dead. That's 180° from living, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:51 PM (ynpvh)

252 219 So the important thing is if you're stealing cars wear your seatbelts?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)
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See, they had ankle monitors and got confused .... belt/ankle belt?
Seiously, supposedly great boys? Under 17 and with ankle monitors already? In a stolen car? They were definitely turning their lives around and doing a Michael Brown.

Posted by: Ciampino - SUVs flip & roll easily at April 28, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)

253 248 I never want to see anything bad happen to an aspiring rapper who was just turning his life around.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (lX8VI)

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Ironically, they were all on their way to a job interview on the night they died.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:51 PM (bo7UB)

254 252 219 So the important thing is if you're stealing cars wear your seatbelts?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)
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See, they had ankle monitors and got confused .... belt/ankle belt?
Seiously, supposedly great boys? Under 17 and with ankle monitors already? In a stolen car? They were definitely turning their lives around and doing a Michael Brown.

Posted by: Ciampino - SUVs flip & roll easily at April 28, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)

How many times did the car flip/roll?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:52 PM (ynpvh)

255 See, they had ankle monitors and got confused .... belt/ankle belt?
Seiously, supposedly great boys? Under 17 and with ankle monitors already? In a stolen car? They were definitely turning their lives around and doing a Michael Brown.




How many baby mommmas?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:53 PM (RjBju)

256 https://tinyurl.com/3h6m262j
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

A very good one

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 11:53 PM (fwDg9)

257 Captured British armoured cars and American tanks are put on display in Moscow after being seized from Ukrainian forces as part of a new exhibit that claims Russia's victory is inevitable

https://mol.im/a/13359981

But .. but ... youtube keeps showing clips of Ukes winning!

Posted by: Ciampino - P-Uke - there's our tax money at April 28, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt)

258 Four teenagers including high school football star aged 14 to 16 are killed in horror crash after cop cruiser used PIT maneuver to stop them speeding at 111mph - as horrifying photos show their mangled wreckage

https://mol.im/a/13360151
Posted by: Ciampino - It's the pits I tell you at April 28, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)

Two of them had ankle monitors, and three of them had warrants out on them. Good riddance. Live the thug life, die a thug death.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 11:55 PM (8zz6B)

259 Seven to 3 they did not have eastbound and down running over the stereo when they were running

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:55 PM (RjBju)

260 QUOTE II

I know you may get tired of this but I obtained my LVN license in 1990. It was early enough to watch the insertion of HMO's into the health care system a few years later and I was perplexed by the premise that doctors of the HMO's were tasked to "limit" healthcare??? Now fast forward to OBAMACARE and the country rapidly slid from one of the world's BEST healthcare systems to somewhere akin to the Best healthcare in places like...Oh Canada...or England...soon to be level with some South American Countries if FJB has his (DAMN DAMN) I keep forgetting this is OBAMA'S 3RD TERM!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 28, 2024 11:55 PM (TDvv2)

261 Well it is California!
Rialto, California mayor Deborah Robertson is suing her own city for $7.5million - and is STILL running for re-election

https://mol.im/a/13329543

Posted by: Ciampino - P-Uke - there's our tax money! at April 28, 2024 11:56 PM (qfLjt)

262 VP Kamala Harris suggests making fun of her laugh is misogynistic

https://mol.im/a/13359913

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Posted by: Ciampino - the Laughing hyena at April 28, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)

263 Two of them had ankle monitors, and three of them had warrants out on them. Good riddance. Live the thug life, die a thug death.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 11:55 PM (8zz6B)

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We can only imagine the potential for greatness that was lost!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:58 PM (bo7UB)

264 Seven to 3 they did not have eastbound and down running over the stereo when they were running
Posted by: N
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Give me $50 on the squad car.

Posted by: Little Enos Burdette at April 28, 2024 11:58 PM (41CYW)

265 Where the heck were all these teachers in our day?
Arkansas teacher, 26, is charged with sexually assaulting 15-year-old 'she groomed at church and then bombarded with nude photos every day'

https://mol.im/a/13359755

Posted by: Ciampino - most are lookers too at April 28, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

266 Where the heck were all these teachers in our day?
Arkansas teacher, 26, is charged with sexually assaulting 15-year-old 'she groomed at church and then bombarded with nude photos every day




If she's hot it's a misdemeanor if she's an uggo it's a felony.


Fuck having a trial, we just vote

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:01 AM (RjBju)

267 Where the heck were all these teachers in our day?
Arkansas teacher, 26, is charged with sexually assaulting 15-year-old 'she groomed at church and then bombarded with nude photos every day'

https://mol.im/a/13359755
Posted by: Ciampino - most are lookers too at April 28, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

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That's a 1

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 12:01 AM (bo7UB)

268 And as soon as you enter McDonalds your profile lights up, the red carpet rolls out and the shake machines work.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (TRLfq)


Had a neighbor all the gas stations and stores around knew by his first name. He kept passing bad checks, so they made him pay by card.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 12:01 AM (D7oie)

269 Misdemeanor

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:02 AM (RjBju)

270 Ok. Not blind? Or milked Keller's fame?

For many years Sullivan was Keller's only means of communication to the outside world. So was it Keller's words, or what Sullivan "thought" Keller wanted to say?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2024 12:02 AM (dZVON)

271 Oof. I'm hot for teacher!

Posted by: David Lee Roth at April 29, 2024 12:02 AM (bo7UB)

272 You do realize we should have sent our super new hover tanks, like this one, to the Ukraine instead.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pSyqNz2E_p4

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (VNX3d)

273 265 Where the heck were all these teachers in our day?
Arkansas teacher, 26, is charged with sexually assaulting 15-year-old 'she groomed at church and then bombarded with nude photos every day'

https://mol.im/a/13359755

Posted by: Ciampino - most are lookers too at April 28, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

Ca-razy.
I like the quote: "The boy told detectives that the pair went no further than oral sex so he could 'stay pure'"...Oh, a very Bill Clinton response from the kid.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)

274 And all the other thugs say, Yep, if you can't do the time don't do the crime.

Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (lCWOD)

275 For many years Sullivan was Keller's only means of communication to the outside world. So was it Keller's words, or what Sullivan "thought" Keller wanted to say?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2024 12:02 AM (dZVON)

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Call me.

Posted by: Koko the Gorilla at April 29, 2024 12:04 AM (bo7UB)

276 VP "Willie's scrunt, then needs to lay off the GHANJA...mun.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:06 AM (TDvv2)

277 Was having some thoughts about getting the don't tread on me license with "soze"

might not be wise

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (RjBju)

278 Get me their middle-school graduation photos! Now!
Posted by: MSDNC etc
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And Skittles.

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (41CYW)

279 I like the quote: "The boy told detectives that the pair went no further than oral sex so he could 'stay pure'"...Oh, a very Bill Clinton response from the kid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)


He just wants to know what the definition of 'is' is. Besides, it looks like he actually studied some history. So there's that.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (emlEe)

280 276 VP "Willie's scrunt, then needs to lay off the GHANJA...mun.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:06 AM (TDvv2)

Too many head concussions over the years, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)

281 CNN host tells Trump fan that God isn't mentioned in the Constitution

https://mol.im/a/13359471

Not mentioned: democracy, FBI, CIA, NSA to name a few.

Posted by: Ciampino - unconst at April 29, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)

282 279 I like the quote: "The boy told detectives that the pair went no further than oral sex so he could 'stay pure'"...Oh, a very Bill Clinton response from the kid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)

He just wants to know what the definition of 'is' is. Besides, it looks like he actually studied some history. So there's that.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (emlEe)

I was thinking she probably convinced him it wasn't sex. If sex is only PIV, then that makes most gay men virgins, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)

283 281 CNN host tells Trump fan that God isn't mentioned in the Constitution

https://mol.im/a/13359471

Not mentioned: democracy, FBI, CIA, NSA to name a few.

Posted by: Ciampino - unconst at April 29, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)

Social Security, Gun confiscation, police forces

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:09 AM (ynpvh)

284 Ca-razy.
I like the quote: "The boy told detectives that the pair went no further than oral sex so he could 'stay pure'"...Oh, a very Bill Clinton response from the kid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)

Wouldn't that depend upon whether she spits or swallows?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:09 AM (8zz6B)

285 Too many head concussions over the years, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)

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Doctors sayTonsil Friction Syndrome ("TFS") can have worse effects than eating lead paint chips over the long term.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 12:10 AM (bo7UB)

286 I was bombarded by some teachers but it was with a wooden board.

Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:11 AM (lCWOD)

287 VP HARRIS FOR....(RE-HAB)

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:12 AM (TDvv2)

288 I was thinking she probably convinced him it wasn't sex. If sex is only PIV, then that makes most gay men virgins, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)


Call me. I'll help just like I did with East Palestine: I'll fuck up everything.

Posted by: Pete Buttplug at April 29, 2024 12:12 AM (emlEe)

289 Never read the comments.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:13 AM (6NgT4)

290 When I was 15, none of my teachers ever looked like that. More like the hosts from The View.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:14 AM (8zz6B)

291 265 Where the heck were all these teachers in our day?
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We had one in HS, the Librarian. Looked like Lovie from Gilligan's Island. Wore a lot of perfume and gave a lot of bosom hugs. We all suspected her behavior was because her hubby ran off with a young one.

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:16 AM (41CYW)

292 Never read the comments.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:13 AM (6NgT4)

GGE! Long time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:17 AM (8zz6B)

293 Where the heck were all these teachers in our day?


I didn't have teachers like that when I was 15.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (6NgT4)

294 Justice Thomas Raises Scrutiny On Special Counsel Jack Smith's Appointment In Trump Hearing

Justice Kavanaugh Warns Of Vicious Cycle Of Malicious Prosecutions That Could End Presidency

Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (lCWOD)

295 165 Protesters in Germany call for Islamic fundamentalism: 'Caliphate is the solution'

https://tinyurl.com/b4vnepxy
Posted by: Ciampino
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Who could have predicted such a thing? Besides everybody.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (sAmhv)

296 285

I have a son that was tested for lead back in the 90's when lead was the recent HOT BUTTON for the local GOV to scare the crap out of us and force use to test our ENTIRE HOUSEHOLDS (remember RADON GAS???)

This crap has been going on for so many years.

The GOAL??? To make us sheep. BAH BAH BAH.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (TDvv2)

297 15? Nuns. Willing to use fisticuffs at the drop of a wimple. Also, my *cough* parents were substitute teachers. ... It wasn't a fun day I got caught climbing up the bathroom hallway on a dare. ( seriously, don't ask )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (IG4Id)

298 GGE! Long time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:17 AM (8zz6B)

Hey AOP, how's life? I see we must have gone to the same school.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:19 AM (6NgT4)

299 *wanders in*

Speaking of the VP, has there been further developments on the agent on her security detail having a violent meltdown?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:19 AM (t8iue)

300 Justice Kavanaugh Warns Of Vicious Cycle Of Malicious Prosecutions That Could End Presidency
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (lCWOD)



Kristi Noem knows how to out down a vicious cycle. Blam! Blam! Right through the crank hanger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:20 AM (8zz6B)

301
Evening, all. I like the horses discussing their day.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2024 12:20 AM (lCaJd)

302 "Justice Kavanaugh Warns Of Vicious Cycle Of Malicious Prosecutions That Could End Presidency"

(channeling Harry Ried) *shrugs* It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:20 AM (6NgT4)

303 Dear Germany

You can keep the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem and the Bosnian Waffen SS division this time.

"Seig Allah!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:21 AM (t8iue)

304 Speaking of the VP, has there been further developments on the agent on her security detail having a violent meltdown?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:19 AM (t8iue)

I think they were fighting over who had to ride in the back with her.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:21 AM (6NgT4)

305 Hey AOP, how's life? I see we must have gone to the same school.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:19 AM (6NgT4)

I am slowly shedding a cold. But life is good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:21 AM (8zz6B)

306 302 "Justice Kavanaugh Warns Of Vicious Cycle Of Malicious Prosecutions That Could End Presidency"

(channeling Harry Ried) *shrugs* It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:20 AM (6NgT4)

It's a ratchet; only goes one way.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:22 AM (ynpvh)

307 Notice how the local GOV. is not SCREECHIN about LEAD or RADON GAS for that matter these days???

Now turn to page 192 in you syllabus chapter 16..."How the GOV. is turning you all into Sheep."

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:22 AM (TDvv2)

308 So you saying the agent didn't want to be in a position to assist with her success?

"Dear Ms. Vice President. A little wider."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:24 AM (t8iue)

309 Kristi, that's campfire story not a to be published story.

Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:24 AM (lCWOD)

310 300 Justice Kavanaugh Warns Of Vicious Cycle Of Malicious Prosecutions That Could End Presidency
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (lCWOD)



Kristi Noem knows how to out down a vicious cycle. Blam! Blam! Right through the crank hanger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:20 AM (8zz6B)

Blam! Blam! Thank you ma'am?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:24 AM (ynpvh)

311 250 Andy Reid likes BYU players because they're marginally less likely to ingest fentanyl; beat up their GFs; & get arrested for DWI Manslaughter.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw)
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u razist!!!!

Posted by: The U at April 29, 2024 12:24 AM (sAmhv)

312 Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:22 AM (TDvv2)

You will own nothing.
You will sleep in the pod.
You will eat the bugs.
You will be happy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:24 AM (6NgT4)

313 One way ratchet?

Oh, a tourniquet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:25 AM (t8iue)

314 Never read the comments.
Posted by: GGE



1 flash from the past. Nice seeing you

2. Half the horde has the computer reader running.

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:25 AM (RjBju)

315 So you saying the agent didn't want to be in a position to assist with her success?


Well, I was just thinking about being trapped in there with that laugh, but hey, way to escalate there...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:26 AM (6NgT4)

316 1 flash from the past. Nice seeing you

Nice to be seen, thanks.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:27 AM (6NgT4)

317 Just how did those three dead teenage thugs have warrants out for them? Were they dropouts and runaways? Or do they not even bother looking for the little dears?

Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2024 12:27 AM (H0hOQ)

318 313 One way ratchet?

Oh, a tourniquet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:25 AM (t8iue)

Around the neck. Gotta stop the bleeding, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:27 AM (ynpvh)

319 You will own nothing.
You will sleep in the pod.
You will eat the bugs.
You will be happy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

Correction: We don’t care if you’re happy. Shut up and work, serf!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 12:28 AM (VNX3d)

320 Start at 0.25s and wait for it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qSvGv5j7zJo

Posted by: 13times at April 29, 2024 12:28 AM (cZPj9)

321 Two words

Overdue library books

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:28 AM (RjBju)

322 GGE of the Moron Horde

Makes being captured by Afghan muj seem a viable option.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:28 AM (t8iue)

323 One way ratchet?




How did she get that nickname?

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:29 AM (RjBju)

324 Around the neck. Gotta stop the bleeding, right?

If the noggin pops right off you tightened it too much

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:29 AM (t8iue)

325 Just how did those three dead teenage thugs have warrants out for them? Were they dropouts and runaways? Or do they not even bother looking for the little dears?
Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2024 12:27 AM (H0hOQ)

Sounds like the ankle monitor monitors aren't talking to the warrant issuers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:29 AM (8zz6B)

326 Or they cut off the ankle monitors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:30 AM (t8iue)

327 Or they cut off the ankle monitors.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:30 AM (t8iue)

4 thugs in wreck. 2 wearing ankle monitors, 3 with outstanding warrants. Means at least one of the monitor-wearers was under an outstanding warrant.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:32 AM (8zz6B)

328 Four thugs in a car?

Were they doing a U-turn in the game of life?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (t8iue)

329 At most there was one who was not in legal trouble at the start, but I'm guessing that is probably not the case.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (6NgT4)

330 That is why our OUTSTANDLING FORETHINGING FORE FATHERS...

Nailed down the 2nd Amendment...AND, "Shall NOT be infringed!!"...(cause they knew this day was gonna come.)

Oh...and looky here...what do I smell?..."Skunk?"

No...I smell the 2nd Amendment warming up.

The stink is for those warned.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (TDvv2)

331 Possible that one of the four had never been trouble with the law, and had just fallen in with bad companions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (8zz6B)

332 I had a guy at work tell me that there is right now an EV that will charge in less than 15 minutes and go 800+ miles. I told him if that were the truth tell me where I can buy one. He just kept saying "It's coming!"

Look, if you want to drive an electric car for the performance, or just back and forth to work where you can plug it in to charge, fine. Just stop trying to convince me that they are going to save the world.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:35 AM (6NgT4)

333 Fox News anchor Maria Bartiromo on Sunday pressed House Judiciary Committee Chair Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) on the lack of headway in House Republicans’ investigations into President Biden and other political figures.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYckn1gplnc

Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:35 AM (lCWOD)

334 Possible that one of the four had never been trouble with the law, and had just fallen in with bad companions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (8zz6B)


And here I was thinking 'never got caught yet'.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:35 AM (emlEe)

335 Speaking of ankle monitors. Waitress wearing one at a bar in Beaver, PA about 7 years ago. Thought that'd be an amusing character intro in a book.

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:35 AM (41CYW)

336 334 Possible that one of the four had never been trouble with the law, and had just fallen in with bad companions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (8zz6B)

And here I was thinking 'never got caught yet'.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:35 AM (emlEe)

Heh, my thought too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:36 AM (ynpvh)

337 Nailed down the 2nd Amendment...AND, "Shall NOT be infringed!!"...(cause they knew this day was gonna come.)

Except in New York, because apparently it doesn't exist there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:36 AM (6NgT4)

338 “4 thugs in wreck. 2 wearing ankle monitors, 3 with outstanding warrants. Means at least one of the monitor-wearers was under an outstanding warrant.”


Sound like a good Venn diagram problem for the local school.

Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2024 12:36 AM (H0hOQ)

339 Possible that one of the four had never been trouble with the law, and had just fallen in with bad companions.
Posted by: Alb




And there's somebody ar a mome that does not belong in jail sunday morning for what they did saturday.

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:36 AM (RjBju)

340 Fox News anchor Maria Bartiromo on Sunday pressed House Judiciary Committee Chair Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) on the lack of headway in House Republicans’ investigations into President Biden and other political figures.


Yeah, by this time the Dems had already impeached Trump once over nothing, and the Repubs can't even nail down the border guy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:38 AM (6NgT4)

341 337 Nailed down the 2nd Amendment...AND, "Shall NOT be infringed!!"...(cause they knew this day was gonna come.)

Except in New York, because apparently it doesn't exist there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:36 AM (6NgT4)

Or Hawaii

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:38 AM (ynpvh)

342 I'll take my last 2 posts and pin them up on my fence near the orange tree and call it a night.

Rage on Horde...Rage ON!! Time to train up.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:38 AM (TDvv2)

343 342 I'll take my last 2 posts and pin them up on my fence near the orange tree and call it a night.

Rage on Horde...Rage ON!! Time to train up.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:38 AM (TDvv2)

Night, Nightwatch

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:39 AM (ynpvh)

344 Running late, y'all have a good evening.

Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:39 AM (lCWOD)

345 344 Running late, y'all have a good evening.

Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:39 AM (lCWOD)

Night Braenyard.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:39 AM (ynpvh)

346 And the news stories will be full of angst from the families who will wail that their precious shouldn't have been murdered by the evil evil police...

Just once, just ONE time, I'd like to see a family member stand up and say "Yeah, we knew he was trouble and that he was going to end up dead or in prison by the time he was 20, but he was ours and we loved him." I could respect that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (6NgT4)

347 You know, I'm pretty sure the thug types hate the goody Two-
Shoes that don't thug. It would not surprise me to learn that the three thugs deliberately picked up a non-thug in order to get him arrested when they all were, just to turn him.

Not saying that's what happened here, but i would not rule it tight out,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (8zz6B)

348 346 And the news stories will be full of angst from the families who will wail that their precious shouldn't have been murdered by the evil evil police...

Just once, just ONE time, I'd like to see a family member stand up and say "Yeah, we knew he was trouble and that he was going to end up dead or in prison by the time he was 20, but he was ours and we loved him." I could respect that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (6NgT4)

Is there legal jeopardy for such an admission?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (ynpvh)

349 Is there legal jeopardy for such an admission?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (ynpvh)

It would depend on the prosecutor. Most places, I doubt it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:41 AM (6NgT4)

350 So having a tactical vehicle hit at 100mph or getting shot 96 times?



Is it that hard to teach somebody what crime is and why you do not do crimes?

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:43 AM (RjBju)

351 Is there legal jeopardy for such an admission?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Alvin Bragg and melanin will make that determination.

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (41CYW)

352 Fwiw I blame the fathers

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (RjBju)

353 Yeah, by this time the Dems had already impeached Trump once over nothing, and the Repubs can't even nail down the border guy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:38 AM (6NgT4)


No, that's not true nor really fair. The House impeached Mayorkas. But Chuck the Schmuck won't hold a Senate trial (even if a foregone conclusion with the Dems owning the Senate) ignoring the Senate's Constitutional duty to hold an impeachment trial after being presented with the House's articles of impeachment, and there were two articles.

Bride of Chucky Schumer is playing power politics over the Constitution. I hate my asshoe Senator. Well, both of them, actually, him and Kirsten Jellybrain.

Now the impeachment of Biden is trickier, but not because of the election season. Who really wants Kamalalaladingdong becoming President, even if only until next January?

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (emlEe)

354 349 Is there legal jeopardy for such an admission?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (ynpvh)

It would depend on the prosecutor. Most places, I doubt it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:41 AM (6NgT4)

Minority kids causing trouble? In some places they'd have been let out without bail. I would gander FL is NOT one of those places. Should've done their shenanigans in a more liberal city/state.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh)

355 Fwiw I blame the fathers
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (RjBju)

How many of those dead thugs had a father in the home, I wonder?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:47 AM (8zz6B)

356
How many of those dead thugs had a father in the home, I wonder?
Posted by: Alb


The mothers would have to go to maury to find the fathers

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:48 AM (RjBju)

357 "Fwiw I blame the fathers
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (RjBju)"

If there are any. But yeah, I'd guess that is probably a huge factor.

"No, that's not true nor really fair. The House impeached Mayorkas."

Fair enough, as far as it goes, but it took them two tries to nail down the TINY fish. You have the right of it, though, Kamalama is a hell of an insurance policy for Slow Joe.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (6NgT4)

358 Who really wants Kamalalaladingdong becoming President
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First time I've ever thought differently about Ding Dong Ditch. *shudders*

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)

359 356
How many of those dead thugs had a father in the home, I wonder?
Posted by: Alb


The mothers would have to go to maury to find the fathers

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:48 AM (RjBju)

With a great possibility that the kids each mom had at home have a different daddy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (ynpvh)

360 The mothers would have to go to maury to find the fathers
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:48 AM (RjBju)


Multiple times.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:50 AM (6NgT4)

361 358 Who really wants Kamalalaladingdong becoming President
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First time I've ever thought differently about Ding Dong Ditch. *shudders*

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)

Saw a meme that had a pic of Kumala and Joey that said:
"Hostess Presidential Candidates: Ho-Ho and Ding-Dong"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:51 AM (ynpvh)

362 >>>Where the heck were all these teachers in our day?
Arkansas teacher, 26, is charged with sexually assaulting 15-year-old 'she groomed at church and then bombarded with nude photos every day'

>Dude, We'd be hot-potting and screwing like rabbits every week. You buy the booze, you drive, let's party!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 29, 2024 12:51 AM (fY84s)

363 Well, that's enough depression for tonight. I'm off to do laundry and watch train videos. Later all, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:51 AM (6NgT4)

364 360 The mothers would have to go to maury to find the fathers
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:48 AM (RjBju)

Multiple times.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:50 AM (6NgT4)

There was a TV show called "Paternity Court"; dunno if it's still on. I always thought it shoulda been called "Who's Yo Daddy?!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:52 AM (ynpvh)

365 Ot is interesting that there's a show essentially running because having minority mothers find out who the father is has become entertaining

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:52 AM (RjBju)

366 Kamalama is a hell of an insurance policy for Slow Joe.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (6NgT4)

Singer Edith Piaf was known as the Little Sparrow.

Kamalama is the Giant Swallow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:52 AM (8zz6B)

367 363 Well, that's enough depression for tonight. I'm off to do laundry and watch train videos. Later all, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:51 AM (6NgT4)

Night GGE.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)

368 GGE




,nice having you here

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (RjBju)

369 366 Kamalama is a hell of an insurance policy for Slow Joe.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (6NgT4)

Singer Edith Piaf was known as the Little Sparrow.

Kamalama is the Giant Swallow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:52 AM (8zz6B)

But who's the Great Tit?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)

370 Kamalama is the Giant Swallow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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She is a running gag.

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:54 AM (41CYW)

371 But who's the Great Tit?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)

Sydney Sweeney is a current favorite, there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:55 AM (8zz6B)

372 There was a TV show called "Paternity Court"; dunno if it's still on. I always thought it shoulda been called "Who's Yo Daddy?!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Hahaha. Perfect.

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:55 AM (41CYW)

373 But who's the Great Tit?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)


Is it cold outside? Because then that would be Hillary.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:55 AM (emlEe)

374 373 But who's the Great Tit?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)

Is it cold outside? Because then that would be Hillary.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:55 AM (emlEe)

More like a Great Cow; always wearing a large MooMoo...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:57 AM (ynpvh)

375 Think I will go watch "Hundreds of Beavers" again. See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 12:58 AM (i6N8Y)

376 375 Think I will go watch "Hundreds of Beavers" again. See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 12:58 AM (i6N8Y)

Sounds Rule #34ish...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:58 AM (ynpvh)

377 Sydney Sweeney is a current favorite, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The Horde seems to support your nomination.

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:59 AM (41CYW)

378 Sydney Sweeney




Misdemeanor

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 01:00 AM (RjBju)

379 But who's the Great Tit?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)

Sydney Sweeney is a current favorite, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Now, if you’re asking Who’s the Great Twit, it’s harder to answer. There are so many possibilities today.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 01:03 AM (VNX3d)

380 379 But who's the Great Tit?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)

Sydney Sweeney is a current favorite, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Now, if you’re asking Who’s the Great Twit, it’s harder to answer. There are so many possibilities today.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 01:03 AM (VNX3d)

Yeah, and I don't have a Kohn scale on me either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:04 AM (ynpvh)

381 Chinookie. LOL

Posted by: m at April 29, 2024 01:04 AM (o3SCB)

382 Well, I am powered out for the night. Time for a snooze. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 01:13 AM (8zz6B)

383 219 So the important thing is if you're stealing cars wear your seatbelts?
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)

Judging from the pictures of the wreck, I don't think seat belts would have mattered....

Friday was last actual "work" day. Tomorrow is a PTO day then Tuesday i officially separate; final debrief, turn in the badge, electronics, etc.

44 years since graduating with an engineering degree and was out of work a total of 6 weeks in summer of 1982....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2024 01:20 AM (QGaXH)

384 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2024 01:20 AM (QGaXH)

Congrats. Been and engineer (non-choo-choo) for more than 30 years myself, but haven't worked since before wife went into hospice. Want to start up again, but helping my sister, taking care of TWO estates (wife's and FIL's), and have a child that won't cooperate with me. Such is life.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:24 AM (ynpvh)

385 44 years since graduating with an engineering degree
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2024 01:20 AM (QGaXH)
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AR, congrats and kudos on contributing to our society with constructive skills.

Posted by: chris+opher at April 29, 2024 01:24 AM (dSco/)

386 Fwiw I blame the fathers
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (RjBju)
How many of those dead thugs had a father in the home, I wonder?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:47

You want to see a nightmare unfolding watch the stuff on Sean Puff Diddy Combs. Jules has been following it lately and it's crazy.

To go to the subject of your post, it seems like he might have been sexually abused by his father, whom I think died when he was young.

But like a lot of victims of sexual abuse he proceeded to become an abuser of young women and men. Many including Usher and Justin Bieber. Crazy stuff I'd rather not know but that is what J has been following lately.

It's a whole different culture and very bizarre.

Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2024 01:27 AM (55Qr6)

387 386
...
Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2024 01:27 AM (55Qr6)

Seems like the Venn diagrams of politicians and entertainers cross over each other to a large extent on this subject.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:30 AM (ynpvh)

388 383 congrats and enjoy.

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 01:32 AM (41CYW)

389 Want to start up again, but helping my sister, taking care of TWO estates (wife's and FIL's), and have a child that won't cooperate with me. Such is life.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:24

jim I do admire your attitude. I've often said...such is life. You deal w/ it as it comes by. Always said there is somone worse off than I am, could be worse.

Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2024 01:39 AM (55Qr6)

390 Thank you everyone....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2024 01:39 AM (QGaXH)

391 Finally reached the end of the comments. Time to try to go to sleep again.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2024 01:42 AM (+xYe0)

392 389 Want to start up again, but helping my sister, taking care of TWO estates (wife's and FIL's), and have a child that won't cooperate with me. Such is life.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:24

jim I do admire your attitude. I've often said...such is life. You deal w/ it as it comes by. Always said there is somone worse off than I am, could be worse.

Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2024 01:39 AM (55Qr6)

Indeed. I've looked through tons of genealogical records, and know for a fact lots of them had it worse than I have.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:43 AM (ynpvh)

393 but helping my sister, taking care of TWO estates (wife's and FIL's), and have a child that won't cooperate with me. Such is life.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:24 AM (ynpvh)
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It is difficult. I'm working to button up 2nd of two estates with a lazy co-admin. Multi-state adventure. Quite the time alligator. As you mentioned, such is life.

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 01:44 AM (41CYW)

394 Thank you everyone....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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You going to shut it down? Or consult/take on some projects?

Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 01:47 AM (41CYW)

395 Retirement is an interesting thing, isn't it? Our family doctor officially hung up his stethoscope two years ago, but then we find out a few months back that he's coming back into his old practice two days a month. Bit of a difficulty wrangling an appointment with him, as his popularity continues with his former patients, but got in and was delighted to see that he was happy to be back in the saddle again.

I was quite happy too - his successor is almost everything bad about medical schools today. The sort that tells a patient that an effective medication that they've been taking for a while is something he's not comfortable with prescribing - merely because of some phantom fear of liability, not from any legitimate medical concern. That, and nothing close to a bedside manner - the guy is practically terrified of seeing a patient and elects to let his nursing staff do most of the real work.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 02:02 AM (+OBLx)

396 "Retirement" LOL

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 02:24 AM (njWTi)

397 Yes, there are plenty "worse off" than us.

There. Makes it allllll better, doesn't it? (no, it doesn't)

But I carry on. Crunch the #s and try to figure how to keep this place afloat while doing all the labor. Plus Dad's estate, with NO help from siblings.

Jeez, I feel like the Little Red Hen. Except I will be forced to share that loaf of bread.

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 02:30 AM (njWTi)

398 But I carry on. Crunch the #s and try to figure how to keep this place afloat while doing all the labor. Plus Dad's estate, with NO help from siblings.

Jeez, I feel like the Little Red Hen. Except I will be forced to share that loaf of bread.

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 02:30 AM (njWTi)


Then give the heels heels.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 02:34 AM (emlEe)

399 Heh. Thanks RickZ.

I will fulfill my duties as estate rep. No more and no less. Siblings are in for some disappointment, as things they could've helped with will actually cost $$$$$ (and cut into their faaiiiir shaaare) Oh well.

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 02:37 AM (njWTi)

400 Behind the pig story were other headlines from the same source- a small TV station in Vermont.
" 4 teenagers die in high-speed chase after trooper uses PIT maneuver"
We're more than halfway through the story to find that the chase exceeded 110 mph, with no editorial comment about danger to other cars and pedestrians in their path.
Another few sentences to point out that SUV was stolen.
The last sentence mentions that 3 had active warrants and 2 were wearing ankle monitors.
Woke journalism has completely infected the nation.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 29, 2024 02:39 AM (M1o0g)

401 Posted by: buddhaha

In summary: 4 Darwin Awards

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 02:41 AM (njWTi)

402 Helen Keller went to the Perkins School For The Blind in Watertown, MA and that place is haunted. Also teachers having sex in empty classrooms. This was told to me by a former worker there...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at April 29, 2024 02:43 AM (TGPs7)

403 Helen Keller went to the Perkins School For The Blind in Watertown, MA and that place is haunted. Also teachers having sex in empty classrooms. This was told to me by a former worker there...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at April 29, 2024 02:43 AM (TGPs7)

I would consider Mister Ghost to be a trustworthy source about hauntings.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 02:47 AM (0eaVi)

404 Helen Keller went to the Perkins School For The Blind in Watertown, MA and that place is haunted. Also teachers having sex in empty classrooms. This was told to me by a former worker there...
Posted by: Mister Ghost


Sounds like a great indie horror flick... wait...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2024 02:55 AM (IG4Id)

405 Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?



Because she was a woman.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 02:57 AM (1Qjy/)

406 Because she was a woman.
Posted by: Buzzion
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Oooooh, sick burn!

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 03:05 AM (njWTi)

407 Dudes make wimmens the butt of jokes, and then expect bj's and sammiches?

BWAHAHAHAHA

kookoobananas

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 03:27 AM (njWTi)

408 The real tragedy of Helen Kelller was her death - accidentally bumped over the rail of the Brooklyn Bridge. Poor creature screamed her fingers off all the way down.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 03:30 AM (+OBLx)

409 I mean, think of it, she never saw it coming.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 03:31 AM (+OBLx)

410 If I get moving I can make blueberry pancakes

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 03:52 AM (fwDg9)

411 202 Can't imagine an ad man thinking that those repulsive pictures attract one to click.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (lCWOD)

I've never understood that, either.

Posted by: m at April 29, 2024 03:53 AM (o3SCB)

412 407 Dudes make wimmens the butt of jokes, and then expect bj's and sammiches?

BWAHAHAHAHA

kookoobananas
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 03:27 AM (njWTi)

If a woman loses her shit over a silly joke then she's not worth getting a bj from. And probably sucks at making sandwiches.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 03:56 AM (1Qjy/)

413 Yes, I condemn myself - but I was appalled to find out that there is a growing "Helen Keller Was a Fake" movement out there. It started, as so many stupid things do, on TikTok. Some people were clearly pushing it for laughs and to see how many gullible people would take the bait - not unlike the Flat Earth craze of a few years ago.

There is an interesting story about Stevie Wonder, though. Shaquille O'Neal swore that he got into an elevator, unannounced, with Stevie Wonder. The two had never met, and Shaquille hadn't said anything when Stevie said, "Hello, Shaq." Shaq said he wasn't going to speculate on what that might have meant, but he did so it was something that he found unusual and hard-to-explain..

Flip side of this, the original Ole Miss mascot, Colonel Rebel, was based on a die-hard black fan of the Rebels who never missed a game. James "Blind Jim" Ivy dressed in the style associated with Colonel Reb, and had the same moustache, and it's believed that the mythic Colonel was inspired by and created as a "white-washed" version of James Ivy. A devoted fan of Ole Miss football, who was blind, not only enjoyed the games whole-heartedly and became its literal image.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 03:59 AM (+OBLx)

414 256 https://tinyurl.com/3h6m262j
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

A very good one
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 11:53 PM (fwDg9)

Thanks, Skip!

Posted by: m at April 29, 2024 04:03 AM (o3SCB)

415 PIXY'S TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 04:05 AM (fwDg9)

416 The Pixy thread is early! I hope whatever angered Andycanuck is resolved. I read and enjoyed the link he provided, and learned something of worth.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 04:07 AM (+OBLx)

417 Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 03:59 AM (+OBLx)

The Stevie Wonder thing is easy. He's likely not 100% blind. So when you live in the same building as Shaq and this giant shadow gets into the elevator with you probably bigger than any other shadow of a person you've seen, it's probably Shaq.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:09 AM (1Qjy/)

418 Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 03:56 AM

You seem nice

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 04:37 AM (njWTi)

419 418 Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 03:56 AM

You seem nice
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 04:37 AM (njWTi)

Sorry to have hurt your feelings with a joke. Hope you're not a blonde.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:52 AM (1Qjy/)

420 You didn't hurt my feewings, I'm just laughing at you.

Aren't you dead, or something?

Not like you'd ever get a bj or sammich from a real woman anyway.

Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 04:55 AM (njWTi)

Gun Thread: End of April Edition!

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Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!

Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving hell did it get to be the end of April Gun Thread? Next thing you know it will be the first Gun Thread of May! I am writing this earlier than my usual panicked last minute effort because someone whose initials are Weasel are heading to the farm-o on Thursday morning, and not returning home until sometime on Sunday. I'm having a second organic tree farming building constructed and need to finalize site preparations, and maybe get some shooting fundamentals practice accomplished too. Hear that? Shooting fundamentals practice.

With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?

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Last week we had a homework assignment. Did you do the homework? Did you watch the short video and come to the thread tonight prepared to discuss your thoughts with the group? Completing homework comprises 35% of your Gun Thread grade, so please tell me you watched the video, because failure to complete assignments on time can result in an unfavorable note being placed into your permanent record. Below is the video.

The video is from an attorney in WA who gives the legal perspective on what you can and cannot do when your car is surrounded by a mob of peaceful protestors. Your assignment was to place yourself in the driver's situation and decide what you would have done a) without first watching lawyer-guy, and 2) what if anything you might have done differently after watching lawyer-guy.

There was also a Bonus Question: Do you know the relevant law(s) in your state? How does it differ from what was described in the video?

Rather unfortunately I think the likelihood of our seeing these situations again will only go up in the upcoming summer and fall months. I very truly believe it's a very good idea to think of these sort of scenarios, and what your reaction might be in advance. The best way to avoid a situation like this is to never get into the situation in the first place but that isn't always possible. Angry mobs can and do spring up spontaneously, and you might find yourself in the middle of one despite your best efforts otherwise.

I have one word for you all and that is situational awareness. I do not want to be overly melodramatic here, but your door locks and rolled-up windows are not going to always protect you, particularly from a determined attack. Be aware of problematic activity in your area and avoid it. Whenever you are out and about, be constantly aware of your current situation and constantly update your best avenue of escape using your own basis for threat assessments. Whenever that threat assessment goes up, use the route of escape by executing the escape plan as soon as possible. Picking up a pack of Camels and a Slim-Jim isn't worth becoming the subject of a mob's attention. The instant something seems wrong, un-ass the area as quickly as possible, and at all costs avoid what happened to the guy in the video who was boxed in with nowhere to go.

Now, on to the discussion. What do all y'all think?

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2024 NoVAMoMe

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04/28/24 Note: One of the great joys of NoVAMoMe season, at least for me, is being able to cut and paste the entire block of text below and haranguing you to register for the event. Have you registered? Are you focusing on the fundamentals of registration?

Alright, guys and gals, the long awaited and highly anticipated opening of 2024 NoVAMoMe registration is upon us! That's right, registration for the event of the season is open, which means you can register to attend! You see, in order to attend, you must first register, and then wait for June 8th, and then attend! It's really more of an application to attend based on whether we like you or not, but what have you got to lose?!

Q: Weasel, your world frightens and confuses us. How do we, how do you say, register for the NoVAMoMe?
A: Welp, it's pretty darn easy!

First, check your calendars for June 8th, 2024, and cancel anything already planned. Good so far? Then simply send an email to WeaselBell Productions expressing your interest, then sit back and anxiously wait for a reply. Our pal and most delightful 'ette and MoMe Hostess Extraordinaire bluebell will review your application and relevant permanent record notations to decide if you're NoVAMoMe material. If you're one of the chosen, you'll get a reply with a link and secret password to the registration site containing all the pertinent details. Look these over and complete the simple registration form, following the PayPal link provided at the end of the form to make your payment. The $30 pp fee covers appetizers, dinner (BBQ Chicken, hamburdogs, sides, and dessert) plus an unlimited amount of fun! Since we must guarantee a headcount to the caterer, all registrations must be made online by May 26th. We are not accepting payment for registration at the door. You do not need a PayPal account to register and can pay with any major credit card.

A NoVAMoMe PSA from our pal bluebell

Hi folks - just a quick PSA. If you write for info about the MoMe, please give us a few words in the body of the email just so I know you are a Moron and not a spammer (moron). I do receive spam on this email account because it's sitting right here in my nic, so that's why I'm asking. I don't want to give our details to a spammer. Also, once registered, remember to check your spam folder if you don't receive a confirmation email.

Thanks.
bluebell

Seriously, just send an email, go to the site with the password provided, fill out the simple form, and make your payment. If you forget, a link to the email is on the main page, left sidebar. If you do not sign up, bluebell will be disappointed. Weasel will be disappointed, too, but it's bluebell you need to worry about.

Win a Dream Date with Weasel!
Due to popular demand, we are again conducting a separate raffle for a Dream Date with Weasel This fabulous prize includes an entire day of shooting and personalized one-on-one handgun & rifle coaching and instruction at Weasel Acres on a mutually agreeable date with yours truly. The lucky winner will be able to not only bring and shoot their own weapons, but also try out a variety of WeaselWeapons using WeaselAmmo!

We will end the day with dinner at a good Mexican place in nearby Appomattox. The winner will be responsible for their travel to and from Central Virginia, hence the separate drawing.

Don't be a pathetic girly-man loser, register today!

Q: Weasel, anything else for 2024?
A: Why I'm glad you asked! There are in fact TWO things to mention for 2024.

First, we are again having a pre-party get-together the afternoon/evening before the main event. Details at the registration site.

Dos, we are again offering a NoVAMoMe commemorative mug for 2024 available only to NoVAMoMe participants!

We sincerely hope you can join the festivities. I promise you this event is as laid back and non-anxiety inducing as humanly possible, and nothing makes me happier than to meet new people who have been reluctant to join in the past. If sitting on the sidelines and just observing is your thing, you can do just that with zero pressure from anyone. I hope some of the past NoVAMoMe participants will jump in and share their thoughts on the event to inspire the scairdy-cat lurkers out there to throw caution to the wind and sign up!

That's it, people. Email WeaselBell Productions today!

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Range Report
First up our pal Blake shares the details of a competition range trip!

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There are targets out there somewhere!

Saturday, March 23, I made it to my second silhouette match. But, the day before, I hit the range to check the zero stop I'd recently set up on my scope and practice that which Weaselsan Gunsei mentioned the previous week: fundamentals. (zero stop was spot on)

The first couple of shots were just bad, on my part, then I finally got settled in and put three shots in two holes. After that, I lost it for a shot, put one just high and left, settled back in and put another shot touching the first three.

From there, I moved to some different ammo and put three shots in basically two holes, show in the upper left target. (the ammo is some custom ammo I purchased for use in our local 1,000 yard match. I think it passes muster)

Now, on to the silhouette match: I first shot this match 3 months ago or so and didn't do all that well, which is to be expected. The match consists of 5 half size silhouettes at 200. 300, 400 and 500 meters for a total of 20 possible points. These are not big targets. The turkeys at 200 meters, are maybe 6" tall x 4" wide. The rams, at 500 meters are 6" tall but a bit wider, maybe 10". And it's not enough to just hit a target. The target needs to be knocked completely off the rail they are standing on. One thing I did have in my favor was my range book. In the course of my first match I noted the appropriate MOA elevation adjustment for each distance, which turned out to be spot on. Anyway, after everything was said and done, I went 5 for 5 and 200 and 400 meters, 4 for 5 at 500 meters. Unfortunately, 300 meters had me for lunch and I only got 2 out of 5. Drat.

One thing which caught be off guard was my new bipod. It turns out it was a bit taller than the previous one I had and my rear bag couldn't make up the height enough to bring the muzzle down on to the target. Now, I could have adjusted by moving the legs on the bipod to the forward 45 degree angle, but, I decided against it because I've never used or practiced with that set up. Instead, I used my hand on the bag to get the rifle high enough to be on target. Which was another lesson learned and necessitates further practice trips to the range.

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Darn.

This, people, is how you become a better shooter. Very nicely done Blake!

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What to Do
After a self-defense shooting.

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Buy Ammo

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Georgia Arms is having a sale: 10% off storewide and free shipping on orders more than $250.

Sounds like a deal to me.

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Fundamentals Study Topic
How to Hold a Pistol While Wearing a 40mm Rolex GMT Master! Carefully, people. Carefully!

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Dr. Frank Baxter!

It's about time we had some Dr. Frank!

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Jules Verne's From the Earth to the Moon!

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Musical Interlude
Here is John Paul Jones on the lap steel with When the Levee Breaks

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Gun Basics 101
New video from the She Equips Herself gal! Here is another installment in the "finding the perfect carry gun" series.

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Cigar of the Week

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This week our pal Diogenes scores with this excellent review of the La Gloria Cubana Classic

The first thing you notice about this cigar is how hard it is to the touch, it felt almost like a cardboard tube. That always makes me wonder if it is going to be a difficult cigar to smoke, hard to draw and hard to keep lit. Not the case here. The Classic has an Ecuadoran Sumatra wrapper, a Nicaraguan binder plus a Dominican/Nicaraguan filler. Their web site calls this a medium bodied cigar and I concur. I found it to be a pleasant smoke with a spicy start followed by flavors of chocolate and leather. The middle third provided a very smooth and relaxing tobacco flavor. The cedar finish is noteworthy and very pleasant. Cigar Aficionado gives it a very respectable 92 rating. I liked this cigar. Nothing fancy, nothing outrageous. Just a good peasant smoke and depending on where you shop, a reasonable value.

Excellent, Diogenes! Thank you very mucho!

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Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.

Cigarsinternational.com
Cigarpage.com
Famous-smoke.com
Cigarsdaily.com
Neptunecigar.com
Smallbatchcigar.com
Bobalu Cigar Company
Cigarbid.com
Nicks Cigar World New!

A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid

Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!

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Ammo Link-O-Rama
I'm really very seriously not kidding around anymore. Buy Ammo
AmmoSeek - online ammo search tool
GunBot - online ammo search tool
SG Ammo
Palmetto State Armory
Georgia Arms
AmmoMan
Target Sports USA
Bud's Gun Shop
American Elite Ammo NEW!

***Mail Bag***

This week's mailbag entry is from our pal ShortBusRider. Will you look at that smile!

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Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!

That's it for this week - have you been to the range?

Posted by: Weasel at 07:00 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 07:00 PM (fwDg9)

2 Here!

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 07:01 PM (HDGM5)

3 I willowed the food thread. Oh well. The margarita I just finished was fabulous.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 28, 2024 07:01 PM (2NHgQ)

4 Yah!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 07:01 PM (aD39U)

5 Good evening horde! Congrats Blake! Well done.

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 07:01 PM (IQ6Gq)

6 Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 07:02 PM (W/lyH)

7 She is way to young for a crew size weapon

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 07:02 PM (fwDg9)

8 A: "We have no large rifle primers."

Jeopardy Q: What does a LGS employee get asked the most?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 07:03 PM (WNIIx)

9 Whew!
All youse hordemates who went overboard on the beans in the last thread, please stand downwind.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 07:03 PM (W/lyH)

10 I am so itching to try my home made black powder, just no place easy to try it.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 07:03 PM (fwDg9)

11 Durn, skip.
Burgers coming off grill, but I’ll be back.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 07:04 PM (HDGM5)

12 New to me rifle this week. I found a sporterized 1903A3 with an unmolested barrel for $329. I have box of 03 military parts and a new C stock so I mated all together and have a 03A4-gery now. Wrong scope obviously (and old Banner II 3x-9x which will stay on it for a while).

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 07:04 PM (aD39U)

13 Nice shooting, blake!

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 07:05 PM (HDGM5)

14 Weasel, your tractor thanks you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 07:06 PM (LfcYE)

15 I was pleased.to see that I was mostly in compliance with the attorney's advice in the homework. Weasel is wise...it could very much come down to situational awareness. If you get in that mess, forget about the damage to the car. It's gonna happen. Now, keep your wits and work your way out.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 07:08 PM (W/lyH)

16 How to Hold a Pistol While Wearing a 40mm Rolex GMT Master!

Would any self-respecting GT Commentator want to be seen by range babes wearing such a non-girthy watch?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 07:08 PM (2+Ukn)

17 Hello, Weasel!

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 07:09 PM (yRXSd)

18 The Spawn had her State Competition last weekend. She put up some pretty good times.
She has put so many rounds through her competition pistol it literally fell apart when she was have a fun competition on the dueling tree last week. We sent the upper back to the manufacturer last Tuesday and they already have a replacement in the mail.
We are now taking donations to fund her Nationals trip in July. 😎🤗

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2024 07:10 PM (d2Zdq)

19 Saw Led Zeppelin twice within 2 weeks.
Thanks for clip Weasel

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 07:10 PM (fwDg9)

20 Howdy Ed L. Howdy all!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:10 PM (JwHpX)

21 lin-duh, count me in.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 07:11 PM (LfcYE)

22 When we moved from the North to SC in early summer 2021, we drove down I-95 from CT to mid-VA and got off to avoid Richmond.

Richmond used to be a must-visit attraction, but with the BLM festivities unimpeded by the police, we said "fuuuuuck that."

Will never visit NYC, DC, Shitcago or Philly again, ever. They are foreign lands from my memories.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 28, 2024 07:12 PM (wBaIH)

23 Time to eat, be back later.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 07:12 PM (DXbAa)

24 Afternoon, Gun Thread peeps! Lurker Osprey and myself had a productive afternoon yesterday adding incremental %age to an 80% lower for his pending AR15 build. My little mini-mill did fine at drilling a mess of 1/8" holes in aluminum, although chip clearance was an issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 07:13 PM (8zz6B)

25 The homework assignment depends on what State you live in. There are basically two kinds of States in these United States at this point.....Free States and Slave States.


If you live in a blue State you are living in a slave state and you are a subject to the whims of the King of that State. If you try to exercise your constitutional right of freedom of travel you will be punished as the State sees fit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 07:14 PM (QNSds)

26 Greetings Weasel and Horde.
Thanks for the gun thread. I ran across an oddity recently.
The Seattle cops had done a drug bust, for a change. Weapons seized included a, "Bow Gun". Curious, I looked into this thing since it wasn't a crossbow. It's an air rifle that propels a crossbow bolt. Not cheap either. The bolts are hollow and you select the tip for it yourself. Amazon sells them as does Cabela's on line. The usually well versed guys at my local one had never heard of these things.
Has anyone encountered one of these in the wild?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 28, 2024 07:16 PM (Zlkmi)

27
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 07:14 PM (QNSds)
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The bonus question was whether you know the laws in your state.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:16 PM (JwHpX)

28 Hello Weasel, and greetings to all the horde...

Wow, Blake, that is mighty impressive. Even your "not so decent fundamentals." Congrats!

Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 07:16 PM (IQ6Gq)

29 Howdy Grateful!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:18 PM (JwHpX)

30 FIRST!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 07:18 PM (f0/sc)

31 * waves to Grateful and TRex*

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 07:18 PM (LfcYE)

32 Howdy, all!

Our homework assignment reinforced my aversion to large cities with their ubiquitous peaceful protests. I much prefer living where two vehicles reaching a 4-way stop simultaneously constitute a traffic jam, and the only demonstration to be encountered is the local 4H club having a car wash.

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at April 28, 2024 07:18 PM (3rnQf)

33 I did some shooting this weekend with my H&K VP9 with a red dot. It is a few years old, so it doesn't have the factory cutout for the red dot. That means it sits higher on the slide and I can't co-witness.

I tried some speed drills (nothing crazy) and found that I was so distracted by trying to find the red dot that I lost trigger discipline and fired low enough that I immediately stopped.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 07:18 PM (d9fT1)

34 Range Report:
I found it! The node for my reload of .308, that is.
A respectable .850 from a gas gun. Loads on either side were 1.2 and 1.4”
Weird thing is the bad loads were single digit standard deviation and teens for extreme spread.
The magic load was 24 SD and 36 ES.
168 grain Sierra Match King, XX.X grains Varget, Winchester LRP.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 07:19 PM (HDGM5)

35 Good evening gub threaders and all the ships at sea!

I went to the range yesterday AND today. Practicing FUNdamentals.

Gubby goodness to come.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 07:22 PM (IFNME)

36 Greetings everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2024 07:22 PM (CHHv1)

37 Range time? Yes indeed. But for the first time ever, went to an outdoor range rather than our usual indoor range. So, now the outdoor range is my favorite due to the natural lighting. Soooo much easier to use the iron sights. Thus, if I ever need to use my gub I hope it's an outdoor situation. Continued working on those fundamentals Weasel focuses on...and what do you know? Made some significant progress this week. I'm even starting to really like this!

Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 07:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

38 Nice shooting there Blake. Will you be making the targets cry in October at the MoMe? ;-)

Weasel, love the John Paul Jones clip. Just the other week I was watching a YT video about the lap steel guitar and how to play. Fascinating instrument.

lin-duh, love hearing how Spawn is really getting into the sport. I assume she loves the handgun more than the long gun right now.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 07:23 PM (f0/sc)

39 I usually plan my day on where, when and how I am going places, doing the routes in my head and alternate routes if need be due to accidents, illegal police checkpoints or possible Mau Mau action. I also tend to my business quietly will avoiding any large crowds, gatherings or dirty hippies rushing to some concert by some has been musicians. Like the man said, "Situational Awareness" 24/7. It may save your life one day.

If you do get stuck with a rampaging crowd, you can pretend to blend in or hide but if your in a vehicle my advice is to do what you have to do and worry about the law later.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 07:24 PM (R/m4+)

40 The bonus question was whether you know the laws in your state.
Posted by: Weasel




You should file a restraining order against yourself.

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:24 PM (RjBju)

41 Hi Weasel!

I did my homework.

Since I live and work in a blue city, I am constantly aware of people around me. When I drive, I am looking for anything unusual. I would NEVER drive in some areas of town.

May 1st is MayDay, usually open season for disrupting traffic downtown. Unfortunately, it's also my day to work at our northern location, forcing me to drive through the city. Getting to work will not be an issue. Getting home makes me nervous.

I am not afraid to push someone out of my way, with my car, who is trying to make me stop. I will not be bullied.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 07:24 PM (NY5LD)

42 I tried some speed drills (nothing crazy) and found that I was so distracted by trying to find the red dot that I lost trigger discipline and fired low enough that I immediately stopped.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 07:18 PM (d9fT1)


Yes I have moved off my dots on everything stance and it now reads: dots on everything made for dots.

The adapter plates do work but I have become dis-enamored of them.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 07:26 PM (IFNME)

43 We will end the day with dinner at a good Mexican place in nearby Appomattox.
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Be careful or people will think your date is actually courting!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 07:26 PM (vtyCZ)

44 Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 07:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Nicely done!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:26 PM (JwHpX)

45 31 * waves to Grateful and TRex*

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 07:18 PM
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We're on hugging terms. *hugs* Good to virtually see you.

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 07:27 PM (IQ6Gq)

46 Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:24 PM (RjBju)
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You know, I've heard that somewhere before!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:27 PM (JwHpX)

47 Going to the range yesterday and today seriously depleted the ammo in our lager. Think I will probably take advantage of that Georgia Arms sale....

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 07:27 PM (IFNME)

48 33 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 07:18 PM

I really think that if a gun was not built to accept a red dot you should not mount one.
Unless you have the skill necessary to cut away the section of the slide where one would put the red dot.

Just my 10 cents worth ( adjusted for Bidenomics)

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 07:28 PM (f0/sc)

49 For handguns dots are the way to go, but you have to train or you are bot going to be any good.

Easy to train getting the dot to the target at home.

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:28 PM (RjBju)

50 You know, I've heard that somewhere before!
Posted by: Weasel



It was definitely a wtf moment when I read that.

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:29 PM (RjBju)

51 Haven't been through Richmond since we'll before BLM riots, but have always driven straight through Richmond on I95 without a problem

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 07:29 PM (fwDg9)

52 Darn! The IMFDB, Internet Movie Firearms Database doesn't have an Earth to the Moon entry!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 07:30 PM (vtyCZ)

53 Those young jackasses must be so proud. From what I could tell, the driver of the vehicle they were harassing was not in his first, or even his second, youth.

In the jurisdiction where that incident took place, right now, one is going to jail if they start shooting.

I'm not going to say anything further, because, well, it wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 07:30 PM (tT6L1)

54 It was definitely a wtf moment when I read that.
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:29 PM (RjBju)
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Small world!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:31 PM (JwHpX)

55 --
Small world!
Posted by: Weasel




Indeed!

It would seem the intwrnets are not as big as we thought they were

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:32 PM (RjBju)

56 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 07:24 PM (NY5LD)
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Howdy and thanks for turning in your homework, nurse!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:32 PM (JwHpX)

57 Thanks again for the thread, weasel!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 07:33 PM (tT6L1)

58 I really need to comment on this particular group of morons. I had never fired a gub in my life, and when we finally got out of LA County, CA I swore I would learn how to. The people I have met have been so very generous with their time, experience, advice, and equipment. And then there are those who will take the time to seriously meet you where you are at in your journey...they listen to what you say, and when you express having a problem with something, will stop you, explore that, and help you find a solution. They will realize when you are attempting something for the first time that a verbal explanation may not be enough, and provide you a visual learning example. Who will center your focus on what is important and what is not. For this, and for so much more, mere words of thanks seem insufficient. But I am not a person who forgets kindness, and will readily pay it back one day

Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 07:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

59 19 Saw Led Zeppelin twice within 2 weeks.

Well, if you'd fixed their fridge properly the first time...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2024 07:34 PM (CHHv1)

60 Good Sunday evening, gub 'ettes and 'rons, and dog-ate-my-homework contrite greetings to our host Weasel.

I would probably have tried reversing out of the situation in which the elderly gent found himself enmeshed, but in all case I'd keep moving. Stopping just invites them to break your windows and pull you out of the car.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 28, 2024 07:34 PM (v23vE)

61 28, 2024 07:33 PM (tT6L1)

58 I really need to comment on this particular group of morons. I had never fired a gub in my life, and when we finally got out of LA County, CA I swore I would learn how to. The people I have met have been so very generous with their time, experience, advice, and equipment. And then there are those who will take the time to seriously meet you where you are at in your journey...they listen to what you say, and when you express having a problem with something, will stop you, explore that, and help you find a solution. They will realize when you are attempting something for the first time that a verbal explanation may not be enough, and provide you a visual learning example. Who will center your focus on what is important and what is not. For this, and for so much more, mere words of thanks seem insufficient. But I am not a person who forgets kindness, and will readily pay it back one day
Posted by: Grate



Guns are only a small part of robbing banks

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:34 PM (RjBju)

62 I wish I knew more about guns.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:34 PM (ENQN6)

63 No range report and I did not do my homework.

I am in the same situation the nurse ratched is in, work in a large BLUE city (NYC) but live in one of the safer boroughs.
I am required to go into the office 3 days a week. When I do I am always keeping my head on a swivel. And thankfully, I have not taken the subway for any reason for quite a few years. Want to keep that trend going

It is possible for me to get a conceal carry thanks to NYSRPC vs Bruen, but in NYC one of the things they want now is all my social media ID's. I will never give government permission to poke around in my postings.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 07:35 PM (f0/sc)

64 Hi Grateful!

If your prime motivation for becoming a firearm owner is to use one for self defense, I encourage you to also take your EMPTY pistol and practice around the corners and hallways in your home leading to the front door. Or back door. Practice going around a corner and raising your firearm. Is there a kitchen island you can scoot around? How about stairs?

I have also practiced at the range in low light. Meaning, I don't turn on the light at the station and I wear sunglasses. I can still see, of course, but low light is something to adjust to.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 07:35 PM (v3rPo)

65 The Minnesota Gun Owners Caucus had their annual rally at the State Capitol Saturday. Many of the Minnesota gun owners disagree with the new state ruling that says guns kept in your car can be considered carrying in public.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:36 PM (ENQN6)

66 Bonus answer: We would never have anything nasty happen in Ohio, because ORC Section 3761.12 doesn't allow it:

No person shall unite with two or more others to commit a misdemeanor while wearing white caps, masks, or other disguise.

Take that, Andy and Brandy Tifa!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 28, 2024 07:37 PM (v23vE)

67 A little while ago I said make sure to buy mags and said that one of the pain points of owning Sigs is that they want $50 ea for their mags and you just have to live with that.

So someone (who will gratefully remain unnamed) told me about their online gun shop that had some P320 mags for half price. Sure enough it was a deal.

Another funny thing that Sig has done with the P320 line - they have a zillion models to appeal to whatever you want - and they have ingeniously made two different sorts of magazines - one is compatible with one type of grip module, and one is compatible with a different type of grip module (one mag has a flat floorplate, one has a floorplate with "wings"). My P320 has the wing type. Guess what the half price mags did not have?

That's on me - BUT life is not all bad. I wanted a flared magwell for the P320 because it is my "competition" gun and its just as expensive to put a flared magwell on it as it is to put a Wilson Combat grip module on. So I got the new grip module (cause Wilson Combat!) and it works with the half -price Legion Mags with the flat floorplate. So win-win!

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 07:37 PM (IFNME)

68 Scoob gets an F in homework.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:37 PM (JwHpX)

69 It is possible for me to get a conceal carry thanks to NYSRPC vs Bruen, but in NYC one of the things they want now is all my social media ID's. I will never give government permission to poke around in my postings.
Posted by: S




Never ever brbd the knee. Besides you are going to move out of staye

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:38 PM (RjBju)

70 nurse, you just brought up a most important point. Lighting. A red dot in dark conditions is much different than daylight. Situational awareness also encompasses hearing

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 07:39 PM (LfcYE)

71 68 Scoob gets an F in homework.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:37 PM

Story of my life........sigh

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 07:39 PM (f0/sc)

72 Hi fellow gun enthusiasts

Kind of tired tonight so not sure how long I will stay but wanted again to remind everyone that if you are coming to the NoVaMoMe and want to shoot with the MGC on Sunday, send me an email.
Had a bit of a disappointment yesterday. Blaster was kind enough to install the Holosun on my new Glock48mos. The sight is fantastic and very accurate but the Glock kept stovepiping. No matter what ammo we tried it kept happening. Blaster has been working on it and hopefully will figure out what is wrong but I only got to shoot a few rounds.
The bright spot was a surpressed rifle that Ed brought and was a dream to shoot.
He can give the details as I should probably write stuff down being 29 and all.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 07:40 PM (t/2Uw)

73 It is possible for me to get a conceal carry thanks to NYSRPC vs Bruen, but in NYC one of the things they want now is all my social media ID's. I will never give government permission to poke around in my postings.

Is that being challenged? It certainly should be since the only possible reason for it is to make a subjective judgement of "fitness" which, if I understand correctly, Bruen explicitly forbids.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 07:40 PM (/y8xj)

74 A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

militia /mə-lĭsh′ə/
noun
An army composed of ordinary citizens rather than professional soldiers.
A military force that is not part of a regular army and is subject to call for service in an emergency.
The whole body of physically fit civilians eligible by law for military service.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:41 PM (ENQN6)

75 64/ Thanks Nurse, that is outstandingly smart advice. And I will start that this week.

Hope your week goes well, and you stay safe.

Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 07:41 PM (IQ6Gq)

76 By the way, I got a surprise from Kimber this last week. I purchased a Kimber KDS9c a three weeks ago or so, and, because my purchase fell within a certain date range, Kimber is sending me two more magazines and some extra grippy grips.

Cannot complain, at all.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 07:41 PM (tT6L1)

77 The Minnesota Gun Owners Caucus had their annual rally at the State Capitol Saturday. Many of the Minnesota gun owners disagree with the new state ruling that says guns kept in your car can be considered carrying in public.
Posted by: rhennigantx

But you can still carry it offbody, like in the box in came from the factory in, and presumably put into the car the ferry it home?
Or do you have to put it on the dashboard now so it's not conceiled?

/snark, everyone knows they are trying a general ban...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 07:42 PM (cOq4q)

78 Fortunately, where I currently live, a mob surrounding some cars would get lit up in a hurry.

A good 35% of the people in this area carry at all times.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 07:43 PM (tT6L1)

79 The sight is fantastic and very accurate but the Glock kept stovepiping. No matter what ammo we tried it kept happening.

Perhaps because you've changed the mass of the slide? I would have thought Glock would have made the tolerances wide enough to account for it since it is the MOS model after all. You may need to switch to a lighter recoil spring.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 07:44 PM (/y8xj)

80 Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:24 PM (RjBju)

Situational awareness was in full play in 1992, as I lived and worked in LA during the riots. Working nights at the VA. Unbelievable times, which I hope never to experience again.

Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 07:44 PM (IQ6Gq)

81 73 Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 07:40 PM

I do not think it is being challenged yet. Remember, NYS went out of its way to not follow the ruling with their updated conceal carry license scheme. Tried to make virtually the entire State a "sensative location"

NYC is almost as bad as they do not follow NYS laws and make up their own

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 07:45 PM (f0/sc)

82 I wish I knew more about guns.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:34 PM (ENQN6)


Start collecting and you can be as boring as a stamp or coin collector. You have to learn when people's eyes start glazing over that you have gone too deep into the variants of a particular weapon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 07:46 PM (aD39U)

83 RI Red, grateful, Trex Scuba, thank you for the compliment.

Mega thanks goes to Weasel, though, for his insights when I've had question about stuff.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 07:46 PM (tT6L1)

84 Glock48mos. The sight is fantastic and very accurate but the Glock kept stovepiping. No matter what ammo we tried




Stock mags?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:46 PM (RjBju)

85 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 07:40 PM (t/2Uw)
---
Concentrate on locking your wrists.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:46 PM (JwHpX)

86 Signing up for and participating in IDPA is also very helpful. Moving with a pistol and having a sense of urgency, gives the tiniest hint of what actual stress under the pressure of a home invasion would be.

You have to move, safely, turn, aim, shoot and move again. Your heart is thumping and your ears are ringing (even with protection). It doesn't matter if you are the slowest person on the course. Point is, you did it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 07:46 PM (CPhFx)

87 Ooh, ooh, dream Weasel
I believe you can get me through the fight
Ooh, ooh, dream Weasel
I believe we can make my grouping tight

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 07:47 PM (vtyCZ)

88 I carry to lock my gate at night. I carry the shotgun so any body driving by gets a warning. Ignore the dog, beware of the owner

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 07:47 PM (LfcYE)

89 Remember, NYS went out of its way to not follow the ruling with their updated conceal carry license scheme. Tried to make virtually the entire State a "sensative location"

Yeah, it's the old "And how many divisions has the Supreme Court?" problem. Under a President Bob, they would have a few.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 07:48 PM (/y8xj)

90 Situational awareness was in full play in 1992, as I lived and worked in LA during the riots. Working nights at the VA. Unbelievable times, which I hope never to experience again.
Posted by: Gr


Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:48 PM (RjBju)

91 Point is, you did it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 07:46 PM (CPhFx)
---------------

doesn't matter if you've been shooting IDPA for a while, either. First stage when that buzzer goes off the adrenaline dump still gets you.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 07:48 PM (tT6L1)

92 87 Ooh, ooh, dream Weasel
I believe you can get me through the fight
Ooh, ooh, dream Weasel
I believe we can make my grouping tight

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 07:47 PM


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL There is an ear worm for ya!!!!!

Nice on andycanuck!

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 07:49 PM (f0/sc)

93 Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 07:47 PM (vtyCZ)
---
Ha!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 07:49 PM (JwHpX)

94 Sharon,
I believe you are limp wristing.

My G42 will do the same thing if I am not locking my wrist and gripping tightly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 07:49 PM (CPhFx)

95 A little gunsmithing question for the assembled Gun-horde. As swa mentioned above her G48 has a little trouble. Everybody says about Glocks "well they just work" and this little guy just doesn't. Since the Holosun was just added that became a possible culprit and we considered new springs etc. but it is now ruled out. The reason why the gun isn't extracting right is that the extractor has something wrong with it (I know this seems, err, fundamental, but there it is.)

Here is what I can see without any disassembly beyond field strip - the extractor which is an itty bitty piece of metal on the breech block is loose. Looking at other Glocks, there is a rod in the slide that pushes against the extractor, I take it that this rod is spring loaded as the extractor has to move to extract. On swa's pistol there is a gap between the rod and the extractor and when the slide is back the extractor moves freely. This is definitely not the way it should be.

I am thinking maybe the rod needs lube (hey this is a family gun thread!) - hoping that it is just that simple. Anyone ever seen this? It is decidedly un-Glocklike.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 07:49 PM (IFNME)

96 Ben Had, hugs to you! I will be sending you an email this week, as TX is just around the corner!

Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 07:49 PM (IQ6Gq)

97 Situational awareness was in full play in 1992, as I lived and worked in LA during the riots. Working nights at the VA. Unbelievable times, which I hope never to experience again.
Posted by: Gr



If I did hate then I would hate minnesota more than illinois nazis

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:50 PM (RjBju)

98 Minor range report: I headed out with the trusty rifle to see if I could figure out where things went south the preceding week. Unfortunately, the weather didn't cooperate so I was unable to really do any serious work with the rifle. I decided to skip the match the next day, which really hurt, because, naturally, it was perfect shooting weather.

Ah well, I managed to complete a small project for the lovely Mrs. Blake, so, Saturday wasn't a complete waste.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 07:51 PM (tT6L1)

99 Andy, hah!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 07:52 PM (tT6L1)

100 100!

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 07:52 PM (IQ6Gq)

101 Blake,
You are the bee's knees. I really hope you are in TX this fall.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 07:52 PM (CPhFx)

102 Re the glock, which holosun did you go with?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:53 PM (RjBju)

103 I am thinking maybe the rod needs lube (hey this is a family gun thread!) - hoping that it is just that simple. Anyone ever seen this? It is decidedly un-Glocklike.

I have not personally seen that but anything is possible. I would say disassemble the slide (I'm sure there are Youtube vids) check for a broken spring and clean out the hole in the plunger rides in. Put a drop of lube on the plunger when you reassemble. And yes, it is un-Glocklike. If you don't get an easy fix, call their customer support.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 07:53 PM (/y8xj)

104 Sharon,
I believe you are limp wristing.

My G42 will do the same thing if I am not locking my wrist and gripping tightly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 07:49 PM


Agree. That exact same thing happened with my wife when we got the Glock 42 just as they came out. She was the first to shoot it and was constantly experiencing stovepipes. I thought, OK here we go all of those articles I read about the G42 being garbage were correct.


I loaded two mags and fired them off without a hitch. Once we changed her grip she never had a problem again.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 07:53 PM (QNSds)

105 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 07:40 PM (t/2Uw)

Sharon, that rifle was the B&T SPR 300 PRO. This is an integrally suppressed bolt action rifle chambered in .300 Blackout. B&T claims that when using subsonic ammo, this is the quietest centerfire rifle in the world. Those of us on the outdoor range would agree that if it isn't the quietest, it's right at the top of the heap. At 100 yards, the impacts of the bullets on steel drown out the noise of the shot, which is about the same as a BB gun. If you've got the cash and time for the paperwork for two NFA stamps (SBR and suppressor), this is definitely something worth looking into. I think it's nice for rifle newbies because you don't need hearing protection to shoot the rifle. There's no muzzle flash, and the recoil is very controllable.

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 07:53 PM (yRXSd)

106 Perhaps because you've changed the mass of the slide? I would have thought Glock would have made the tolerances wide enough to account for it since it is the MOS model after all. You may need to switch to a lighter recoil spring.

Posted by: Oddbob

It was especially frustrating because this Holoson MRS Carry is made specifically for the G48mos, G43x mos and Hellcat models. Your suggestion did come up and I happen to have a lighter spring because I changed the spring in my old G48. However Blaster thinks he's found an issue unrelated to the sight so still working on it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 07:54 PM (t/2Uw)

107 I hate Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: Jake Elwood at April 28, 2024 07:54 PM (IQ6Gq)

108 We also ruled out limp wristing. This was the first thing we said to Sharon and the gun behaved the same for me and my wrists aren't limp (SHUT IT!)

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 07:54 PM (IFNME)

109 107 I hate Illinois Nazis.
Posted by: J




Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:55 PM (RjBju)

110 Have any of you morons ever sold a pew pew thru guns.com?

I sent them a pic of a gun I'm wanting to sell and they sent me a laughable offer.

I was pretty taken aback by how low their offer was. I get they need to make money off the deal but they low-balled the shiz out of it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2024 07:55 PM (rJ7Hd)

111 Have you removed the holosun and had the same stovepiping?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:56 PM (RjBju)

112 It is not limp wristing because it happened no matter who was shooting it. I have been shooting a G48 all along and have shot this gun before the sight was attached wthout a problem.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 07:56 PM (t/2Uw)

113 I have not personally seen that but anything is possible. I would say disassemble the slide (I'm sure there are Youtube vids) check for a broken spring and clean out the hole in the plunger rides in. Put a drop of lube on the plunger when you reassemble. And yes, it is un-Glocklike. If you don't get an easy fix, call their customer support.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 07:53 PM (/y8xj)


I are an engineer but not a gunsmith and its not my gun so I don't want to get too deep into the workings of the gun - if it isn't readily solvable with some lube I recommend swa send it back to Glock.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 07:57 PM (IFNME)

114 They told you
@lecternleader
“stole” the lectern.

They had the footage that proved he didn’t.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:57 PM (ENQN6)

115 It is not limp wristing because it happened no matter who was shooting it. I have been shooting a G48 all along and have shot this gun before the sight was attached wthout a problem.
Posted by: s


Which holosun?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 07:58 PM (RjBju)

116 Has there been any discussion of the ATF making private party sales effectively illegal starting May 11th?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 07:58 PM (aD39U)

117 I was pretty taken aback by how low their offer was. I get they need to make money off the deal but they low-balled the shiz out of it.

Except for a relatively limited number of particularly desirable collectables, we are mostly fooling ourselves when we think our guns are "investments." You might consider either selling it person-to-person locally or try Gunbroker.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 07:58 PM (/y8xj)

118 116 Has there been any discussion of the ATF making private party sales effectively illegal starting May 11th?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 07:58 PM (aD39U

No, but I'd like to. Insane.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2024 07:59 PM (3CVIc)

119 No, but I'd like to. Insane.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2024 07:59 PM (3CVIc)


Indeed. Even selling you weapon to an FFL can get you ten years in the slam.

Madness.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:00 PM (aD39U)

120 The Holosun MRS Carry green dot made specifically for the G48MOS, G43xMOS and the Hellcat.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:00 PM (t/2Uw)

121 Posted by: blaster


*types*
*considers Sra Blaster's accuracy *
*deletes*

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 08:00 PM (8UU5N)

122 Better hot the hay.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 08:01 PM (fwDg9)

123 For those who haven't read all the comments - the issue with the G48 not extracting correctly is with the extractor - it clearly has some defect as the extractor is wiggly when the slide is locked back.

Hopefully its something easy. It was disappointing to see a nice setup (well if lavender is your color) not working.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:01 PM (IFNME)

124 Thanks, Nurse. The only thing, I think, that might keep me from TX is the eye surgery my wife is getting this year. If the surgery happens well before TX or after, attending TX shouldn't be an issue.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 08:01 PM (tT6L1)

125 Sharon, have you ever thought about trying a revolver?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 08:01 PM (LfcYE)

126 Has there been any discussion of the ATF making private party sales effectively illegal starting May 11th?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 07:58 PM (aD39U

How in the world do they think they're going to enforce it?

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at April 28, 2024 08:01 PM (3rnQf)

127 Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 07:49 PM (IFNME)

That lines up with what I saw with the gas patterns on the stove piped casings that I picked up off the ground after you cleared the jam. Shouldn't there be some play in the extractor? It has to grab the cartridge rim, after all. But I'm not convinced that extractor looseness is a good thing.

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 08:01 PM (yRXSd)

128 Hi Ben Had!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 08:03 PM (tT6L1)

129 Calling it an evening. Thanks for everything Weasel.

Sharon, hope it is a quick fix for your Glock and you are soon back at the range making the targets shudder.

Night everyone, have a great week!!

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 08:04 PM (f0/sc)

130 How in the world do they think they're going to enforce it?
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at April 28, 2024 08:01 PM (3rnQf)


With enthusiasm, I fear.

Thanks to John Cornyn, btw. He sponsored the bill the ATF is "interpreting".

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:04 PM (aD39U)

131 Has there been any discussion of the ATF making private party sales effectively illegal starting May 11th?

Thank you, John Cornyn. Per a video I watched (maybe Wm Kirk, the guy in the car video above) one of the things that AFT will use to "presume" that you're a dealer and not just selling off a private collection is if you sell multiple of the same model and caliber of gun. What would you call someone who owns more than one of a particular model of gun? Oh right, a collector.[/c]

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:04 PM (/y8xj)

132 /c? Stupid fingers.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:04 PM (/y8xj)

133 Texas can do way better than John Cornyn.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:05 PM (aD39U)

134 Blake, love your report, and nice shootin'. Your "not so decent" is my "effing awesome."

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 28, 2024 08:05 PM (wQXfi)

135 It is under warranty. It is almost brand new. It's just I was so psyched. The G48 model is MY gun. Every time I pick it up I hit the target.It fits my hand perfectly. I had seen this green dot at a Gun show and have been lusting after it ever since. I could not put it on my G48 because it was just didn;t make sense so I bought this model. You can imagine hwo diappointing it was when a model that performed every time I picked it up did something my old model never did.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:05 PM (t/2Uw)

136 Well, time to wander.

Later!

Thanks again, weasel, for everything!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 08:05 PM (tT6L1)

137 Have any of you morons ever sold a pew pew thru guns.com?
I sent them a pic of a gun I'm wanting to sell and they sent me a laughable offer.
I was pretty taken aback by how low their offer was. I get they need to make money off the deal but they low-balled the shiz out of it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2024 07:55 PM (rJ7Hd)

Negative...They do move a lot of weapons so I would imagine they buy low.

I have used Gunbroker and GunSpot to much success though the years for selling. You can research other sellers and see what they are asking and why and then decide where your weapon fits in in comparison for a selling price.

Here is GunSpot's link...https://gunspot.com/

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 08:06 PM (R/m4+)

138 blake, hugs to you and hope you are well. May all the stars align so we have you in October.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 08:06 PM (LfcYE)

139 Adios blake!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 08:06 PM (JwHpX)

140 Screw is hitting ejector spring




Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 08:06 PM (RjBju)

141 That lines up with what I saw with the gas patterns on the stove piped casings that I picked up off the ground after you cleared the jam. Shouldn't there be some play in the extractor? It has to grab the cartridge rim, after all. But I'm not convinced that extractor looseness is a good thing.
Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 08:01 PM (yRXSd)


Yes your observation on the casings was a good one. I can see working the slide that sometimes the extractor sticks out and sometimes it correctly seats. My guess would be that when the extractor sticks out there isn't a good seal on the chamber and that leads to the burn marks on the casing. But when the extractor seats correctly it ejects correctly and no burn marks.

The rod that butts up against the extractor would hold in place all the time and it is not doing that now.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:06 PM (IFNME)

142 Has there been any discussion of the ATF making private party sales effectively illegal starting May 11th?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 07:58 PM


That rule will be put on hold once it appears in the Federal register. GOA has already said they will challenge it and they have a very strong case for it to be over turned based on the heller decision. Historically citizens have never been mandated to *get permission* to sell their personal firearms.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 08:06 PM (QNSds)

143 Sharon, have you ever thought about trying a revolver?




Or a muzzle loader? Maybe a heavy stick?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 08:08 PM (RjBju)

144 How in the world do they think they're going to enforce it?[/i

Beats us.

Randy Weaver, David Koresh, Bryan Malinowsky.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:08 PM (/y8xj)

145 Good evening to all and thank you Weasel!

Posted by: Coelacanth at April 28, 2024 08:08 PM (ELycN)

146 I worry that I am a prime candidate for a visit from the ATF having more than once purchased multiple examples of the same weapon. If they sift records I might look like a gun smuggler.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:09 PM (aD39U)

147 Here is GunSpot's link...https://gunspot.com/
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 08:06 PM (R/m4


Thanks! I will check them out.

They wanted to give me 800 for a retail 1600
Dollar gun that's never been fired.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2024 08:09 PM (3CVIc)

148 Crap, three tag fails in a row. Time out for me.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:09 PM (/y8xj)

149 Posted by: Coelacanth at April 28, 2024 08:08 PM (ELycN)
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You bet!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 08:09 PM (JwHpX)

150 How in the world do they think they're going to enforce it?[/i




You go first

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 08:09 PM (RjBju)

151 Looking at a diagram of Glock slide parts, there is an extractor depressor plunger and an extractor depressor plunger spring. I am sure that is the "rod" that butts up against the extractor and it is spring loaded as I suspected.

Someone upthread suggested it might be a broken spring and could be but I hope it isn't. I am hoping it's just some crud in there binding it up.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:10 PM (IFNME)

152 Ben Had, I like shooting revolvers just fine but I really like my Glock. I also like rifles. I also have a Kimber that I love to shoot but like Nurse has found what she is most comfortable shooting, that is how I feel about the Glock.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:11 PM (t/2Uw)

153 The Armed Attorneys on Youtube dedicated three videos to having Emily's bodacious tatas explain the potential for abuse of the new rule.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:12 PM (aD39U)

154 146 I worry that I am a prime candidate for a visit from the ATF having more than once purchased multiple examples of the same weapon. If they sift records I might look like a gun smuggler.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:09 PM (aD39U)


Yeah I am sure I am on the radar because I always have to (GET TO!) buy two.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:12 PM (IFNME)

155 Screw is hitting ejector spring




The right screw

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 08:12 PM (RjBju)

156 Someone upthread suggested it might be a broken spring and could be but I hope it isn't. I am hoping it's just some crud in there binding it up.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:10 PM


The Glock slide is very easy to disassemble. If you have one of those guides it is a price of cake. Just remember there are tiny springs in there that have a mind of their own when set free.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 08:12 PM (QNSds)

157 154 Yeah I am sure I am on the radar because I always have to (GET TO!) buy two.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:12 PM
***
Smiley face emoji.

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 08:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

158 The Armed Attorneys on Youtube dedicated three videos to having Emily's bodacious tatas explain the potential for abuse of the new rule.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:12 PM


She could make a fortune with an only fans page.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 08:15 PM (QNSds)

159 This was first hit on Google.

I have a G33 that had the slide milled for an RMR, now the extractor plunger rod is stuck, it won't come out. Since I was cautious using the proper length screw to mount the RMR I suspect either poor milling causing metal burrs or a gob of locktite is stopping the rod from coming out, I can move it back about an 1/8" of an inch, so far the ejector works fine. Anyone have a recommendation to dissolve locktite or otherwise to get the rod out?

Huh. It isn't locktite, but we had to use longer screws on the Holosun because the ones that hold the cover plate on aren't long enough. Maybe related.

BRB

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:15 PM (IFNME)

160 Except for a relatively limited number of particularly desirable collectables, we are mostly fooling ourselves when we think our guns are "investments." You might consider either selling it person-to-person locally or try Gunbroker.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 07:58 PM (/y8xj)

I understand that you'll be fortunate to get 50% of a gun's nominal value (Blue Book is the usual standard) when selling it. That's because the middleman buying it has to pay for all their overheads (building, employee wages, utilities, etc.) out of the price they'll sell it for. The $$ you get is what's left over after those fixed costs get covered.

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 08:15 PM (yRXSd)

161 N, you don;t know me. The reason I go to the range on a regular basis, come here and hang out with a bunch of people who really know what they are doing is because I take all this seriously.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:15 PM (t/2Uw)

162 An Alert you don't see too often around here:
Four zebras have escaped their trailer and are running lose near I-90 at North Bend WA. (About 20 miles east of Seattle)
Safari anyone?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 08:16 PM (W/lyH)

163 Situational awareness?

Youngest daughter went out to eat with a bunch of friends last night before prom. They all left the table at the same time to go through the buffet. When it was time to pay, her credit card had been stolen from her purse that she left at the table.

The only good news, is that after I hung up from the phone call, my wife said; "I know, I know, she gets it from me."

Situational awareness can be taught, but I think it is mostly a mindset. I have worked on it with multiple family members and made very little progress.

Sigh.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:16 PM (HlyYF)

164 150th!

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 08:16 PM (1zxQh)

165 N, you don;t know me. The reason I go to the range on a regular basis, come here and hang out with a bunch of people who really know what they are doing is because I take all this seriously.
Posted by: s




And?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 08:16 PM (RjBju)

166 Ha! Nope.
But I'm here.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 08:17 PM (1zxQh)

167 Yeah I am sure I am on the radar because I always have to (GET TO!) buy two.
Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:12 PM (IFNME)


Surplus especially. When something first starts coming in, it is cheap and plentiful and usually the best examples, and just when people start getting interest in buying them, there are no more, so load up if you can afford it.

That's how someone could end up with five M39 Finnish Mosins *cough*cough*.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:18 PM (aD39U)

168 Has there been any discussion of the ATF making private party sales effectively illegal starting May 11th?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 07:58 PM (aD39U)

I was talking to a friend of mine on Friday who lost his FFL last year due to "zero" tolerence for clerical errors, etc, and he said that they are trying to use this for those who sell firearms "for profit" without being an FFL.

I said I didn't know but will research.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 08:18 PM (R/m4+)

169 Let's all be cool.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 08:19 PM (JwHpX)

170
Eromero, you have mail.

I'm traveling back to Longview in early June.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 28, 2024 08:20 PM (MsrgL)

171 143 Sharon, have you ever thought about trying a revolver?

Or a muzzle loader? Maybe a heavy stick?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 08:08 PM


Sharon is such a physically intimidating person, all she really needs to do is flex and give them the stink-eye to make hardened criminals flee in terror.

{{{{swa}}}}

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:21 PM (HlyYF)

172 I kick myself for not buying K98s when they first came in in large quantities, ditto the M38 version, and the K31s when the older minty walnut stocked ones were $300.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:21 PM (aD39U)

173 Sharon, welcome to Gun Owner’s World. Some just work perfectly. Some don’t.
I was thinking my new AR10 was in the latter category. After 256 rounds I finally found the load that proved me wrong.
But, I tell ya, for a month I was in the dumps.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 08:22 PM (nCaYE)

174 and the stupid reason that I demurred was fear of caliber creep.

*kicks self yet again*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:22 PM (aD39U)

175 This was first hit on Google.

I have a G33 that had the slide milled for an RMR...


Thank you for that. I don't (currently) own a MOS Glock but a G-19 has been on The List for a couple of years now. It'll be something to keep in mind.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:22 PM (/y8xj)

176 Has there been any discussion of the ATF making private party sales effectively illegal starting May 11th?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 07:58 PM (aD39U)

I was talking to a friend of mine on Friday who lost his FFL last year due to "zero" tolerence for clerical errors, etc, and he said that they are trying to use this for those who sell firearms "for profit" without being an FFL.

I said I didn't know but will research.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 08:18 PM


Not sure about now but back in the day there were a ton of guys getting Class III licenses just so they could buy surplus guns and sell them to their buddies.


That was 40+ years ago when there was surplus stuff advertised all over the place. You could get stuff back then $40-50 cheaper than gun store if you had a Class III and bought in bulk. You could buy a case of surplus SMLE Mark III's cheap and sell them to your buddies.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 08:25 PM (QNSds)

177 {{{Pillage Idiot}}}
{{{RI Red}}}

Virtual hugs til I can give you one IRL.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:27 PM (t/2Uw)

178 Umm...

So I start loosening the screw on the Holosun on the side where the extractor plunger is and when I get past the tension I watch that plunger rod go forward right up against the extractor. Locking the slide back, the extractor is not floppy.

Which is interesting - had I removed the sight and shot it it would have worked perfectly and the sight itself would have looked like the culprit.

Instead, it was me!

DOH! Now to locate the correct length screws in here that will affix the sight in place and NOT pin the extractor plunger down!

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:27 PM (IFNME)

179 christmas, just got in from the forests, shot&beer time if ever there was; raining on me most of the afternoon up in Chequamwegon NF, golly ...

hiked my (metaphorical) ass off, but gosh what a day of reveling in the purely physical joy of being here, still alive, walking through the forests. (ecen if it was raining at varied intensity since before noon-ish even.

woohoo, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:28 PM (tQtDb)

180 Hi GWB

So glad you are coming to the MoMe and going to party with the MGC. Might be a smaller group so more range time.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:30 PM (t/2Uw)

181 Rescinding FFLs for tiny, inconsequential clerical errors is just back door gun control.

Just like the counties that say they are "may issue", and comply with the 2nd amendment, yet haven't issued a permit to a private citizen for decades.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:30 PM (HlyYF)

182 Blaster, I’ve mounted scope rings and other stuff and eventually found the machine screws to be just too long. Usually after much swearing and range time.
Now when I assemble I try to anticipate that stuff.
Operative word being “try”.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 08:30 PM (nCaYE)

183 BTW the Holosun is the EPS Carry which is I think basically a 407k with enclosed emitter and the solar backup.

A VERY nice piece of kit.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:30 PM (IFNME)

184 Which is interesting - had I removed the sight and shot it it would have worked perfectly and the sight itself would have looked like the culprit.

Instead, it was me!

DOH! Now to locate the correct length screws in here that will affix the sight in place and NOT pin the extractor plunger down!

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:27 PM (IFNME)


Alls well that ends well.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:30 PM (aD39U)

185 Most folks don't realize how the ATF works. They do not go out "looking" for this or that gun "violation" but work off of tips and complaints. They do not have the personal to go around patrolling for Joe Blow who drilled a 3rd hole or Jane Glasspipe who made a oil filter silencer, but they do respond to the Ken or Karen who call shit in because Sam sold this or that and Ken or Karen lost the sale or the idiot at the public range who has to show everyone his Glock switch. Under Joe Biden, they also work the political angle of fear and intimidation with changing the laws and regs on a whim so no one knows the skinny.

Which is why you never see the ATF in Da Hood. Folks there be keeping their mouths shut and the democrat party shields them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 08:30 PM (R/m4+)

186 of interest to those interested in a passable budget Glock-17 clone...

BCA came out recently with the Grizzly 9mm which is according to reports as good for the price as the PSA dagger....

happy shooting

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 08:32 PM (X0I7i)

187



So I start loosening the screw on the Holosun on the side where the extractor plunger is and when I get past the tension I watch that plunger rod go forward right up against the extractor. Locking the slide back, the extractor is not floppy.

Which is interesting - had I removed the sight and shot it it would have worked perfectly and the sight itself would have looked like the culprit.

Instead, it was me!

DOH! Now to locate the correct length screws in here that will affix the sight in place and NOT pin the extractor plunger down!

Posted by: b
Screw is hitting ejector spring




The right screw
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 08:12 PM (RjBju)

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 08:33 PM (RjBju)

188 OMG
Blaster I love you! In a sisterly kind of way but enthusiastically.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:33 PM (t/2Uw)

189 185 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 08:30 PM (R/m4+)



"OR" they correctly consider the weapons the gangbanger use to be "vital and necessary professional tools for a valued democrat donor class."

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 08:33 PM (X0I7i)

190 Now to locate the correct length screws...

I presume you could just take a file to the tip of the screw you have. And yeah, I'm the guy that totally would have used Loctite on that bugger without checking first.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:33 PM (/y8xj)

191 Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:27 PM (IFNME)

Problem solved (hopefully)?

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 08:33 PM (yRXSd)

192 homework?
jeesh, di'nt do it, whatever it was ...

thought about busting a few caps out in the wilderness
(I've done it on other occasions)
but ... naah ... just kept on truckin' ...

but hey, "keep in shape" is on that list of things to do, too, innit?
did that like hell today!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:34 PM (tQtDb)

193 I worry that I am a prime candidate for a visit from the ATF having more than once purchased multiple examples of the same weapon. If they sift records I might look like a gun smuggler.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:09 PM (aD39U)
Apparently if you are a buyer, there is no problem. The ATF is after the seller. And when I asked up thread how they think they are going to enforce it: as the Armed Attorneys said, "Nobody talks, everybody walks."

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at April 28, 2024 08:34 PM (3rnQf)

194 Homework:
The problem with his analysis is that ALL THE ACTIONS leading up to reaching into the car actually lead up to the act of trying to touch your person - in the eyes of a reasonable person in 2024. PERIOD.

But ESPECIALLY when the mob is a terrorist one. If they're chanting for Antifa or Hamas, they are, BY DEFINITION, terrorists. (This conclusion is based on their actions in ALL previous mobs - including use of molotov cocktails, pulling people out of cars to beat them (before 2020, anyone remember a man named Reginald Denny?), even shooting people.)
1/2

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 08:35 PM (1zxQh)

195 177 {{{Pillage Idiot}}}
{{{RI Red}}}

Virtual hugs til I can give you one IRL.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:27 PM


I think I asked before(?), but if I can get my wife down to the TXMoMe can you shoot with her at the pistol range?

She is not scared of guns (she has shot my 12-gauge), but is not very good at deliberate, repetitive endeavors.

Also there seems to be a fine line between advice and criticism from her Idiot husband. Whereas, she is just fine learning from everyone else!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:35 PM (HlyYF)

196 176 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 08:25 PM (QNSds)

The current Biden games will be aimed at C and R license holders as well given inherently it is a small time transaction dealer license to allow a collector to grow their collection.

I am now glad I did not get my C and R in the 90s.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 08:35 PM (X0I7i)

197 Screw is hitting ejector spring

The right screw
Posted by: N


Credit where due. You called it.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:36 PM (/y8xj)

198 I worry that I am a prime candidate for a visit from the ATF having more than once purchased multiple examples of the same weapon. If they sift records I might look like a gun smuggler.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:09 PM (aD39U)
Apparently if you are a buyer, there is no problem. The ATF is after the seller. And when I asked up thread how they think they are going to enforce it: as the Armed Attorneys said, "Nobody talks, everybody walks."
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at April 28, 2024 08:34 PM (3rnQf)


I more worry that they will want to know if I still have them. Then I will end up on a Youtube video.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:36 PM (aD39U)

199 Thanks for the La Gloria cigar review. I have that one in a sampler pack waiting to move on deck into the regular wine/humidor. On a lark got a box of another La Gloria cigars for $40. Don't recall offhand the series but it was an oscuro wrapper (very tasty) and came in a red 'hatbox'.

Today tried a La Palina El Diario (toro). Very good construction, firm stick, very good draw and burn. Susposed to be full body. Despite 93 rating I thought it was a bit flat, but stuck with it to the end.Never did get 'apple' out of it. A lot of leather and a hint of pepper.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 08:36 PM (cOq4q)

200 200!

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 08:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

201 172 I kick myself for not buying K98s when they first came in in large quantities, ditto the M38 version, and the K31s when the older minty walnut stocked ones were $300.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:21 PM (aD39U)
I was in WalMart the day they quit black rifles. There were 3 Colt ARs in the lazy susan at $700 apiece. I told the salesperson I'd be right back to get them in a few minutes and when I got back with a toolbox to carry them, they were gone.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 08:37 PM (NxC5+)

202 The important thing to remember is that even in freedom oriented states like tax there are Communist DAs such as the twink in office in Travis County. Remember the Army Sergeant that defended himself against a hostile mob (and one joker in particular)? What became of him?

He was one county away from not being prosecuted.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 08:37 PM (uTTG7)

203 I just finished a Brick House Maduro. Big sucker!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 08:37 PM (JwHpX)

204 Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 08:36 PM (IQ6Gq)
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You're en fuego!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 08:38 PM (JwHpX)

205 Also there seems to be a fine line between advice and criticism from her Idiot husband. Whereas, she is just fine learning from everyone else!

I will pay someone else to tell my wife exactly what I would tell her. It's better for everyone that way.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:38 PM (/y8xj)

206 Pillage Idiot, we have a lone target set up for .people that would like individual instruction.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 08:38 PM (LfcYE)

207 Weasel, I’m finally to the next step of seating depth. I’m finding, though, that all commercial loading is right to magazine length , approx 2.810.
I wonder if seating deeper is going to be effective. I’m already up to 2625 fps, though I see no primer or case issues.
Gas gun in this caliber is new ground for me.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 08:38 PM (nCaYE)

208 202 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 08:37 PM (uTTG7)

Not justifying the travesty done to the GI, one lesson I was taught in the army was always know where your ass is holding your legs....

He had to have known he was in Travis County and in TC antifa is king.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 08:39 PM (X0I7i)

209 I presume you could just take a file to the tip of the screw you have. And yeah, I'm the guy that totally would have used Loctite on that bugger without checking first.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:33 PM (/y8xj)


May need to do that. There is not an alternate set of screws in the box that are the same diameter/pitch and shorter length other than the screws that held down the optic cover plate and those are too short.

Oh, and N wins the prize for gunsmithing by using the Force here on the gub thread.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:39 PM (IFNME)

210 203 I just finished a Brick House Maduro. Big sucker!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 08:37 PM


I hope you had the appropriate Commodores song playing in the background!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:39 PM (HlyYF)

211 HOMEWORK:
And nowhere in there does he mention the felony of Illegal Detention. That is a VIOLENT felony. It's the equivalent of KIDNAPPING. At the moment they try to prevent him (specifically - not just some mob of idiots sitting in the road) from going anywhere in a violent fashion, IMO, in most jurisdictions, he is authorized lethal self-defense. Car or gun.

Also, what he neglected to mention is that when the dude was pepper sprayed - on offense, not defensively - he had been assaulted with a deadly weapon. The person who sprayed him had NOT been attacked. Therefore the incapacitation that method causes is a lethal attack, itself. (Read Branca.)

At THAT point, IMO, he is authorized deadly force to escape. The fact there is a vehicle blockade at the other end of that block makes it absolutely true they are attempting to illegally detain him in a violent fashion, and every single person attacking my vehicle is going to suffer violence to their person at that point.
2/2

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 08:40 PM (1zxQh)

212 Remember the Army Sergeant that defended himself against a hostile mob (and one joker in particular)? What became of him?

https://nationalcenterforpolicedefense.com/ case-file/case-file-sgt-daniel-perry-austin-tx/ (delete space after com/)

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:41 PM (/y8xj)

213 Pillage Idiot, I would be delighted. If you need help convincing her to come to Texas, I can tell her about my first trip which was not that long ago. Feel free to share my email and maybe we can talk before October.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:41 PM (t/2Uw)

214 So, on a more serious note,

Range report:
Before the focus started, I got to fire MAE's 9mm carbine for a few rounds. Very fun, but I was a bit low at 25 yards. *sigh*

Then focused and did one handed drills, five rounds at a time, right at center mass , left headshots at seven yards.

I shot better left handed than right (I'm left handed but shoot right as I'm right eye dominate). It's a challenge to reload one handed.

I did practice racking a slide one handed at home. No rounds of course. I found the best way for me, if I had shoes on, was to use the grooves in my undersoles to grab the slide from the top.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 08:42 PM (AdqK9)

215 206 Pillage Idiot, we have a lone target set up for .people that would like individual instruction.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 08:38 PM


Thanks! She is also a semi-newbie because her trips to the range are few and far between.


P.S. {{{Ben}}}

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:42 PM (HlyYF)

216 Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 08:38 PM (nCaYE)
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Most of my experience is with bolt guns. Guys shooting AR platforms are usually not using magazines. Depending on available case volume remaining you might test seating them deeper. It's possible you will find another good harmonic node in there somewhere.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 08:42 PM (JwHpX)

217 RI Red, glad you found a load you like for your AR-10. It's really a great platform and just enjoyable to shoot.

Posted by: ck at April 28, 2024 08:43 PM (nMOLw)

218 BTW, the dude selfie'ing(?) and saying "Get him!" is committing incitement of riot and murder and is the ringleader of the kidnap mob. He deserves the death penalty if anyone was even harmed, in my opinion. Find that man and throw him in prison for the rest of his short life. He is a terrorist.

Arm up, people, and armor up, if this starts happening in your AO.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 08:43 PM (1zxQh)

219 211 Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 08:40 PM (1zxQh)

While I agree with you, and Branca and I have had extensive communications I have to admit that like Branca I am troubled at the Apple River trial up in Wisconsin.

Unless the DA and jury were THAT angry at the guy lying initially about the nature of the incident an obvious self-defense stabbing got turned into a murder one conviction.

The evidence, and the testimony should have led to a different outcome, I strongly suspect there is a coordinated attack on the right to self-defense underway by the Soros gang.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 08:43 PM (X0I7i)

220
Credit where due. You called it.
Posted by: Oddbob


Fwiw, I do not know dick about guns, but I know a guy that knows everything about guns. and the was what he said.

Interestingly he knows nothing about women. Everything about guns, nothing abiut women.

Not to say that anybody really understands women.

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 08:44 PM (RjBju)

221 will pay someone else to tell my wife exactly what I would tell her. It's better for everyone that way.
Posted by: Oddbob

OB, I’m trying to come up with this business plan. I would be wealthy.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 08:44 PM (nCaYE)

222 So, in summation, Washington Law dude is wrong because he's not viewing the whole picture, and he's not looking at the entirety of the law. (At least, not in my AO.)

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 08:44 PM (1zxQh)

223 I will pay someone else to tell my wife exactly what I would tell her. It's better for everyone that way.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:38 PM


You are a wise man!

You probably also do NOT have a waffle iron scar some where on your scalp.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:45 PM (HlyYF)

224 lol, lin-duh; I have shot a couple of things off my Main 1911 (the nickel Combat Commander) over the years ... the front sight came off once on the range (dint notice until I got home @cleaning time; replaced with the aftermarket specials) ; and later I lost the Plunger Tube Assembly off the left side ... that was on family land so I was able to go back and find it ... and re-rivet it in place (heartfelt thanks!).

stuff happens, amirite?

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:45 PM (tQtDb)

225 Congrats Blaster. I think you've earned an unofficial AoS Glock armorer badge. Well done.

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 08:45 PM (IQ6Gq)

226 218 Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 08:43 PM (1zxQh)

In a felony murder state he could and should be charged if anyone were killed in a legal self-defense incident during the commission of the crime.

The riots being essentially "made the new normal" since inauguration 2017 has led to a situation where democrat DAs are making sincere and SERIOUS assertions that some citizens have some "right to crime."

The breakdown of the rule of law will not lead anywhere good for anyone.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 08:45 PM (X0I7i)

227 Rescinding FFLs for tiny, inconsequential clerical errors is just back door gun control.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:30 PM (HlyYF)

Correct. My friend has been contacted by GOA and they are interested in his case as he's 70 and has been a seller of firearms for over 40 years with a clean record prior to Joe's election.

Also, the ATF has been known to change their forms on a whim, give a 20 minute class to those interested, then expect someone to be squared away on filling out the new adjusted forms. More federal bureaucratic horse shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 08:46 PM (R/m4+)

228 >>> Also there seems to be a fine line between advice and criticism from her Idiot husband. Whereas, she is just fine learning from everyone else!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Hah!
Offered wifey to take lessons at the range. They offer classes just for women by women...or men.

Nah...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 08:47 PM (cOq4q)

229 A military force that is not part of a regular army and is subject to call for service in an emergency.
The whole body of physically fit civilians eligible by law for military service.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:41 PM (ENQN6)

IIRC further defined in TX as all able bodied males 17-45.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 08:47 PM (uTTG7)

230 ohmygoshgolly i could sure use a cigar about now ...

someone up to cram one into their usb port?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:47 PM (tQtDb)

231 230 Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:47 PM (tQtDb)



Call me, on the line you can call me-call me anytime....

//William from Hot Springs dressed as Debbie Harry

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 08:48 PM (X0I7i)

232 osted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:35 PM

If you would like Ms PI to get individual instruction,in Corsicana, I would recommend either Steck or weasel buddy Geoff. They are both extremely knowledgeable, patient and kind.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 08:49 PM (dIrwU)

233 213 Pillage Idiot, I would be delighted. If you need help convincing her to come to Texas, I can tell her about my first trip which was not that long ago. Feel free to share my email and maybe we can talk before October.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:41 PM


Awesome, and thanks!

(I think your first trip was my first trip. Did NaCly and I take you and friends back to the airport on your first trip?)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:49 PM (HlyYF)

234 TRex, isn't it amazing that we know people this smart about this stuff? I swear that the Aceof Spades blog is self selecting for people who know what they are doing. What they know does not always apply directly to day to day life but it sure is interesting.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:50 PM (t/2Uw)

235 "Arm up, people, and armor up"

this, no s#i7

add to the list, buy plate carriers and modern helmets

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:50 PM (tQtDb)

236 48 33 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 07:18 PM

I really think that if a gun was not built to accept a red dot you should not mount one.
Unless you have the skill necessary to cut away the section of the slide where one would put the red dot.

Just my 10 cents worth ( adjusted for Bidenomics)

Posted by: Scuba Dude

Not the only concern, semi autos are built around specific recoil springs and slide weight for whatever cartridge bullet and powder combo it was designed for. (Foreign 9mm are often designed around the 9 mm NATO load which is a fairly warm 124 gr load). Domestic wondernines from the likes of Smith for a long while were designed around the 115 gr. Most domestic and foreign will happily feed 147 gr.

When you monkey though with the slide weight by removing part of the metal to put red dots on, it will change the recoil impulse unpredictably.

Long and short, put red dots on newish firearms where the work is already done by the mfg. for maximum reliability.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 08:51 PM (tHT/j)

237 (I think your first trip was my first trip. Did NaCly and I take you and friends back to the airport on your first trip?)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Yes! You were riding shotgun. (-:

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:51 PM (t/2Uw)

238 Weasel and ck, thx.
Lots of case volume left, and of course I can’t leave well enough alone. There surely has to be another node out there.
BTW, I forgot one important piece - I adjusted the gas block finally. The result was very good. The brass went to about 3:30, did not get dinged and was very consistent.
One click above locking back on a single round in the mag. New stuff to me.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 08:52 PM (nCaYE)

239 What to Do
After a self-defense shooting.

******

Buy Ammo


I like that juxtaposition, Weasel. After a defensive shooting, buy more ammo.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 08:52 PM (1zxQh)

240 lol, no, i need it to just miraculously appear to gimme Plausible Deniability when Mrs Eez catches me smokin' it out on the deck in the rain ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:52 PM (tQtDb)

241 lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:53 PM (tQtDb)

242 Correct. My friend has been contacted by GOA and they are interested in his case as he's 70 and has been a seller of firearms for over 40 years with a clean record prior to Joe's election.

Also, the ATF has been known to change their forms on a whim, give a 20 minute class to those interested, then expect someone to be squared away on filling out the new adjusted forms. More federal bureaucratic horse shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 08:46 PM


My experience is based on one Dallas ATF agent that was returning my stolen property. He said that they have so many complaints about FFL dealers that they don't have to go looking for anything. They have more work just following up complaints than they can handle.


Granted that was one ATF agents word to me and I am in no way defending the agency and I do not know if it is true or not. Just putting my personal experience out there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 08:53 PM (QNSds)

243 6 minutes until Legal Sunset ... insofar as I was on the road b4 sunrise ... actually hit the trail at sunrise this morning, not that you could tell through the overcast ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:55 PM (tQtDb)

244 133 Texas can do way better than John Cornyn.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 08:05 PM (aD39U)

The sad thing is that I can remember when he was reliably conservative. I’ll never support term limits - that only encourages laziness and apathy, both of which are lethal to our system - but he should have left in 2014 or 2020 with a legacy reasonably intact.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 08:55 PM (uTTG7)

245 Steck was my first instructor and she is great. I would act more as encouraging sympathetic ear.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:55 PM (t/2Uw)

246 221 will pay someone else to tell my wife exactly what I would tell her. It's better for everyone that way.
Posted by: Oddbob

OB, I’m trying to come up with this business plan. I would be wealthy.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 08:44 PM


Kind of a reverse "Strangers on a Train". Instead of husbands swapping to murder the other guy's wife, they swap to teach the other guy's wife.

Of course, the wives also get a chance to teach the other lady's husband to dispel some bit of male dumbassery!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 08:56 PM (HlyYF)

247 Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 08:51 PM (tHT/j)

Putting a red dot on and getting a finicky eater of ammo in return as part of the package is not what I'd call a winning combination.

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 08:56 PM (yRXSd)

248 Well, this is disappointing about the screws - the ones packaged with the Holosun are about 3 mm too long (at least on the right hand side where the extractor plunger is).

And I have some small machine screws that are correct diameter and pitch, that happen to be 1/4, 3/8, and 1/2 in length. The 3/8 is too short and the 1/2 is too long.

Grr.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:56 PM (IFNME)

249 Can't be said often enough, Thank you each and every one of you that attend a MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 08:57 PM (LfcYE)

250 But I'm not convinced that extractor looseness is a good thing.
Posted by: Ed L
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It isn't. Extractor springs have to be very strong which is often why it is a pita to remove them and you always use safety glasses when doing so.

On occasion, they can break on removal and that spring strength can propel the pieces at a mite high velocity.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 08:58 PM (tHT/j)

251 Good evening everyone. Thank you Weasel.

I have a hypothetical Q for you all: Would there be any valid reason for a weapon that was seized during an investigation to be eventually returned to the owner in a cleaned (by the investigating LE Agency) state? I can't think of one.


Oh, no reason, just asking. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ)

252 @246, lol, tryna imagine a red dot on a j-frame ...

meh, it's what i know, it's what i do, what can i say, j-frame .38 rules!

*** (imho) ***

might be good, it would just about double the volume ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:59 PM (tQtDb)

253 249 Can't be said often enough, Thank you each and every one of you that attend a MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 08:57 PM (LfcYE)
Thank you, RancherBob, and CowhorseQueen!

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 09:00 PM (NxC5+)

254 Hello Weasel, I’ve missed the last two or three gub threads.. seems as though life gets in the way, horse shows and grand baby far away!
Good news, I might be semi on time next week.
I promise to turn in all of my late homework.

Hope every one is well.

Posted by: Rancherbob at April 28, 2024 09:00 PM (21WHr)

255 TP, cleaned to get a good rifling example?

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 09:01 PM (nCaYE)

256 He had to have known he was in Travis County and in TC antifa is king.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 08:39 PM (X0I7i)

That makes total sense. Unless he was from somewhere else and doesn’t know the ins and outs of the state. I have always been a TX resident and ever since the evil twink became DA (I got nauseating texts from his campaign that prove to me dude’s a Communist) I have limited my visits to Travis County.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 09:01 PM (uTTG7)

257
Too Large and Too Small are the Two Standard Sizes of everything.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 09:01 PM (tQtDb)

258 Posted by: Rancherbob at April 28, 2024 09:00 PM (21WHr)
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Howdy, RB! Sounds like you have your hands full!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 09:02 PM (JwHpX)

259 RancherBob!

Howdy Sir! Did I hear Grandbaby?????

My Marine got married a couple weeks ago in SoCal. They are going to wait a couple years to make me a grandma. So they say.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 09:03 PM (bOZwV)

260 Putting a red dot on and getting a finicky eater of ammo in return as part of the package is not what I'd call a winning combination.
Posted by: Ed L
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As I get older, I get more crotchity and follow the KISS standard on firearms for serious social work occasions. It is generally easier to work with what the manufacturer did than to go off on adding accessories. That is often how a nice, boring, reliable Glock turns into a malfunction junction.

Fitting parts is finicky and adapting things like screws etc. for accessories are often rather nightmarish. This is even more true when dealing with antiques with parts that can be made of unobtanium.

If you must alter a firearm to make it yours, always work on the least expensive and easily obtained part--not something like a revolver frame or slide/bolt/receiver. Then if you bugger it up, you can get a replacement easily.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:04 PM (tHT/j)

261 g'night everyone, and, as always, thank you, Weasel!

gonna make that txmomee one of these years!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 09:04 PM (tQtDb)

262 If you would like Ms PI to get individual instruction,in Corsicana, I would recommend either Steck or weasel buddy Geoff. They are both extremely knowledgeable, patient and kind.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 08:49 PM


Excellent idea!

I was very impressed with Steck, but have not met Geoff yet.

I think Step One is to get Ms PI to enjoy shooting a pistol. I think sharon is a joy to listen to on the gub thread as a lady shooter that picked up the hobby at just past age 29.

If we can get Ms PI to like it, THEN we can get some serious technical training. (I also need that. I am pretty sure I am the worst pistol shot of anyone on the gub thread ... including the people that don't shoot!)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 09:04 PM (HlyYF)

263 232 If you would like Ms PI to get individual instruction,in Corsicana, I would recommend either Steck or weasel buddy Geoff. They are both extremely knowledgeable, patient and kind.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 08:49 PM
***
Can confirm. Both helped us. Grateful and I still talk about gub grip lessons from Weasel Buddy Geoff. Fundamentals for the win!

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 09:04 PM (IQ6Gq)

264 256 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 09:01 PM (uTTG7)

He was at Fort Cavazos then Hood, used to be part of the in brief to the 1st Cav was a warning that the Killeen red light district, some Waco locals, and Austin could all cause headaches for different reasons.

Killeen has cleaned up the area around the base a lot in the last 25 years, Waco is Waco and Austin has gotten if anything worse.

Guy's conviction was an absolute miscarriage of justice, but it was pretty plain as day that BLM riot inc was a silently authorized activity by the Austin County DA and law enforcement complex.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:05 PM (X0I7i)

265 Omg. You have no idea…..have you met my wife??????

Posted by: Rancherbob at April 28, 2024 09:05 PM (21WHr)

266 257
Too Large and Too Small are the Two Standard Sizes of everything.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 09:01 PM (tQtDb)

This is about me, isn’t it?

Posted by: The Quartermaster at April 28, 2024 09:06 PM (uTTG7)

267 stuff happens, amirite?
innit?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 08:45 PM (tQtDb)

Worstest disassembly I had was I was shooting a Norinco SKS with a spike bayonet when the bayonet decided to leave the rifle and make a new home in my thigh. The screw that held the bayonet to the folding mechanism had decided to come loose.

I check that screw anytime I shoot any SKS so I don't get SKS Thigh.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 09:06 PM (R/m4+)

268 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 09:04 PM (HlyYF)
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You and WBG could easily pass as twin brothers. It's a little spooky.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 09:06 PM (JwHpX)

269 249 Can't be said often enough, Thank you each and every one of you that attend a MoMe.
*****Can't be said often enough, Thank you all for hosting, scheduling, organizing, etc a MoMe. We truly appreciate it.

Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 09:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

270 I have a hypothetical Q for you all: Would there be any valid reason for a weapon that was seized during an investigation to be eventually returned to the owner in a cleaned (by the investigating LE Agency) state? I can't think of one.


Oh, no reason, just asking. . .
Posted by: Tonypete
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Depending on where you live, the boys in blue often view confiscated firearms as their toys and perks of the job and sometimes it takes lots of time and effort up to hiring an attorney to get it back.

Other times, they are indifferent to storage and you get one back that is filthy, rusted, and engraved all over with id marks if the item was seized for a case.

Moral is, don't use expensive firearms that you cannot afford to replace for serious social work purposes.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:07 PM (tHT/j)

271 She is way to young for a crew size weapon
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 07:02 PM (fwDg9)

Not according to the sign on my gun closet. It points out that small children are not cut out for individual firearms, based on recoil and sheer size. But crew-served weapons are ideal, since they don't require direct strength to lift to fire, and they enhance cooperation with team skills.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:07 PM (1zxQh)

272 Guy's conviction was an absolute miscarriage of justice, but it was pretty plain as day that BLM riot inc was a silently authorized activity by the Austin County DA and law enforcement complex.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:05 PM (X0I7i)

To me it was telling that the Austin PD detective on the case testified on behalf of the DEFENSE at the trial.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 09:08 PM (uTTG7)

273 Cindy Lou Who, rockin' an M2.

Nice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2024 09:08 PM (Wnv9h)

274
Worstest disassembly I had was I was shooting a Norinco SKS with a spike bayonet when the bayonet decided to leave the rifle and make a new home in my thigh. The screw that held the bayonet to the folding mechanism had decided to come loose.

I check that screw anytime I shoot any SKS so I don't get SKS Thigh.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 09:06 PM (R/m4+)
'Well, Mr. Guy, what brings you to the emergency room today?'

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 09:09 PM (NxC5+)

275 Great advice about what to say - and not say - after a self-defense shooting.

Actually, the best advice for any encounter with police where you might be arrested: Do not try to talk your way out of it; you won't. Say, "I want to talk to a lawyer" and shut up.

You might want to explain, you might spend a night in jail, but Zip It. Your story can wait.

For a great video: https: //tinyurl.com/ybdaxykp

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 28, 2024 09:10 PM (DzTZg)

276 You and WBG could easily pass as twin brothers. It's a little spooky.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 09:06 PM


Just my luck that mad gun skilz are not also encoded into our DNA!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 09:10 PM (HlyYF)

277 Nite Sock!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 09:10 PM (JwHpX)

278 Not according to the sign on my gun closet. It points out that small children are not cut out for individual firearms, based on recoil and sheer size. But crew-served weapons are ideal, since they don't require direct strength to lift to fire, and they enhance cooperation with team skills.
Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:07 PM


I'm always surprised by how many people don't realize this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2024 09:10 PM (Wnv9h)

279 If we are talking MoMe,

PNWMOME is left sidebar. Please email MAE. If you don't, I will harass you personally.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 09:10 PM (8LHLV)

280 Okay it isn't just me....

So I have a g48 mos with the chpws plate and he 507k. The 48 just got back from Glock warranty and the extractor depressor plunger has been replaced (almost 100% sure it’s my fault from inserting too long of a screw). Anyways how do make sure the screw is the right length so this doesn’t happen again.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:10 PM (IFNME)

281 272 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 09:08 PM (uTTG7)

Rank and file cops are not necessarily on board with the "kept monsters" tactics that the democrats are all in on, but the Soros DAs and the chiefs must be or the results would be different.

This case and the Apple River one have me doing serious soul searching on what best practices are in democrat dominated juridsctictions.

You could not pay me to do personal protection work in Illinois right now.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:11 PM (X0I7i)

282 Evenin'

(Goes back lurking)

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at April 28, 2024 09:12 PM (sAmhv)

283 Also:

I have a G43X MOS and have an EPS Carry on it. The EPS Carry will come with a plate and screws. Use the shortest screw size and you will need to file down the screw that goes in the right mounting hole above the extractor. File, test, repeat

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:12 PM (IFNME)

284 Congrats, Nurse R. I think I knew that but did not grok it.
Jr and DILIT continue to frustrate my plans to be a grampa who actually recognizes his grand offspring.
Although,DILIT had a trip down to CT and got hit on (deservedly - she was lookin’ good.) because she didn’t have a ring on. Jr said on the phone that they’d have to do something about that.
D’oh.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 09:12 PM (nCaYE)

285 I have a hypothetical Q for you all: Would there be any valid reason for a weapon that was seized during an investigation to be eventually returned to the owner in a cleaned (by the investigating LE Agency) state? I can't think of one.


Oh, no r



It was used by the cops to murder somebody before they returned it to you?

Toss it now

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 09:13 PM (RjBju)

286 Can't be said often enough, Thank you each and every one of you that attend a MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 08:57 PM (LfcYE)

Thank you, Ben Had!

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 09:13 PM (yRXSd)

287 PNWMOME is left sidebar. Please email MAE. If you don't, I will harass you personally.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 09:10 PM


I think you should have posted one of your range report targets along with your comment.

Pretty sure that would result in 100% compliance!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 09:13 PM (HlyYF)

288 507K is a different model. FYI

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 09:13 PM (t/2Uw)

289 222 So, in summation, Washington Law dude is wrong because he's not viewing the whole picture, and he's not looking at the entirety of the law. (At least, not in my AO.)
Posted by: GWB
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Criminal law is state specific and you not only have to know the statute but the caselaw which can get a bit problematic. Also very useful to know the jury instructions for that particular jurisdiction as that is what the jury will hear.

If you can still find it, Mitch Vilos and his son produced a 50 state summary of the statute, caselaw, and the jury instructions (Self Defense Law for the 50 States) on self defense and that is well worth perusing as the author is a well known Utah Attorney focusing on trial law and a member/attorney of the Armed Citizens Legal Defense Network. Also has about six editions on his Utah specific guide to firearm laws of that state.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:13 PM (tHT/j)

290 I have a G43X MOS and have an EPS Carry on it. The EPS Carry will come with a plate and screws. Use the shortest screw size and you will need to file down the screw that goes in the right mounting hole above the extractor. File, test, repeat

Posted by: b




The right side?

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 09:14 PM (RjBju)

291 oh and I think the EPS Carry is more like the 507k than 407k.

It is nice with the 32 MOA circle and 2 MOA dot and swa sprang for the green dot because it did not clash with the lavender.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:14 PM (IFNME)

292
You could not pay me to do personal protection work in Illinois right now.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:11 PM (X0I7i)

No kiddin. My routine trips to the DC area have stopped so there is one less thing for me to worry about in that regard. No having to go to MD or DC for any reason for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 09:15 PM (uTTG7)

293 Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:12 PM (IFNME)

Sounds like a PITA. Might be the only way to be sure what you did works, though.

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 09:15 PM (yRXSd)

294 Can't be said often enough, Thank you each and every one of you that attend a MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 08:57 PM


Ben Had, thank you all so much for hosting these great events!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2024 09:15 PM (Wnv9h)

295 The right side?
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 09:14 PM (RjBju)


Correct - the right side as you are looking at it while holding it - the side with the extractor. That's where the extractor depressor plunger is.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:16 PM (IFNME)

296 You would think that a sight made specifically for the G48 MOS and G43x MOS would have the right size screws. The MRS Carry replaced the 507K.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 09:16 PM (t/2Uw)

297 It's also $100 more than the 507K.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 09:17 PM (t/2Uw)

298 Screw is hitting ejector spring




The right screw
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 08:12 PM (RjBju

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 09:17 PM (RjBju)

299 Worstest disassembly I had was I was shooting a Norinco SKS with a spike bayonet when the bayonet decided to leave the rifle and make a new home in my thigh. The screw that held the bayonet to the folding mechanism had decided to come loose.

I check that screw anytime I shoot any SKS so I don't get SKS Thigh.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Take some nail polish or liquid paper and put that across the screw and the surrounding retainer. Easy to tell if the screw has moved. I use that for technique for gas block retaining screws, etc. Both nail polish and liquid paper stick well and are easy to remove if you need to.

Nail polish also works as a quasi easy to remove threadlocker if you don't have purple loctite or its variant around.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:17 PM (tHT/j)

300 one of the things they want now is all my social media ID's.
Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 07:35 PM (f0/sc)

"I ain't got none" is the right answer. (And do NOT ever keep an app for one on your phone! Use the browser exclusively, and always use private browsing mode.)

Hope you're feeling better.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:17 PM (1zxQh)

301 300!

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 09:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

302 296 You would think that a sight made specifically for the G48 MOS and G43x MOS would have the right size screws. The MRS Carry replaced the 507K.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 09:16 PM (t/2Uw)


You would! Looking at the forums it seems that if you purchase the mounting plate separately it comes with the correct length screws. So many combinations.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:18 PM (IFNME)

303 Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake

Y'all can fight over the AR with the NV scope

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 09:18 PM (LfcYE)

304 Drat. *kicks dirt*

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 09:18 PM (IQ6Gq)

305 Drat. *kicks dirt*
Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 09:18 PM (IQ6Gq)
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That's going to leave a mark!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 09:19 PM (JwHpX)

306 289 Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:13 PM (tHT/j)

It is always a good idea to study the states from their own point of view, and to buy a self-defense experienced lawyers' briefing on how the area DAs and local culture approach the matter.

There is a wide valley in the understanding of self-defense theory as a whole but also the particulars of the body of law's interpretations between for example Ohio (where I was raised, and worked in protection) and here in Louisiana where I now live and do contractor work not related to personal protection.

Ohio because of case law had to make tacit deep changes to the notion of "duty to retreat" and wound up defining "stand your ground" theory much more explicitly than Louisiana had to.

Turns out that is because in Louisiana damn near universally it is an understood that nobody has a duty to retreat in their home, nor their vehicle and so there was no schizoid case law (other than NOLA which may as well be its own state in some ways) so the new law was much more linear and direct on constitutional carry and SYG.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:20 PM (X0I7i)

307 Y'all can fight over the AR with the NV scope
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 09:18 PM (LfcYE)

Ben Had, have I talked to you about Gun Trusts and estate planning?
Especially where the beneficiary would be, uhh, moi?

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 09:20 PM (nCaYE)

308 Moral is, don't use expensive firearms that you cannot afford to replace for serious social work purposes.
Posted by: whig

But what do I practice with? Why ever own anything nice?

I have thought about this. My SA EMP Ronin can be replaced. I (maybe to my kids) cannot. I'd rather lose a firearm than my life.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 09:21 PM (ueXh5)

309 292 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 09:15 PM (uTTG7)

The BosWash corridor has entered the show trial stage of the commie festivities...

No such thing as a fair trial anymore.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:22 PM (X0I7i)

310 the Glock kept stovepiping.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 07:40 PM (t/2Uw)

You using 115 grain or 124 grain 9mm? I have to use 124 in my 1911 to keep it from having problems if it isn't perfectly clean.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:22 PM (1zxQh)

311 Ok, 9:22 thank you time!

Thank you!

I appreciate you all being here and hope to see you next Sunday!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 09:22 PM (JwHpX)

312 We were making some sport of $1500 handguns last week and I thought about it - there is SIGNIFICANT difference between a $400 1911 and a $1500 one.

But I don't think there is that big a difference at least performance wise in a $400ish AR15 and one at $1500.

James at TFP TV likes to rip on PSA but he did a test with a $400ish PSA rifle and one of his preferred Gucci guns and he was mad that he got better groups with the PSA....

Message: don't let price keep you from owning an AR15.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:23 PM (IFNME)

313 Thx, Weasel. Great as usual. Highlight of the Week. Or is that Highlights For Children?

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 09:24 PM (nCaYE)

314 That's interesting about purchasing the plate separatly. When I picked up the Glock and mentioned the Holosun, the guy behind the counter who was carrying a Glock said they had ordered a special plate for it which was why I thought it did not include the mounting plate.He wanted $50 but I think they are $25 on Amazon. I could get one pretty quick if that makes things easier.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 09:24 PM (t/2Uw)

315 90 I have a G43X MOS and have an EPS Carry on it. The EPS Carry will come with a plate and screws. Use the shortest screw size and you will need to file down the screw that goes in the right mounting hole above the extractor. File, test, repeat

Posted by: b




The right side?
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 09:14 PM (RjBju)
Two firearm slides pre-drilled and tapped for optics, FN45 and G43X. Would not attempt that job on my own.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 09:24 PM (NxC5+)

316 Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:22 PM (1zxQh)

Blaster/Sharon: Didn't we try both 115 and 124 grain ammo and get stovepipe rounds from both?

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 09:24 PM (yRXSd)

317 Big thanks to you as well, Weasel.
Enjoy the Gun Thread, lots.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 09:25 PM (qae4Z)

318 312 Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:23 PM (IFNME)

He also glumly acknowledged that BCA is not bad....

I am quite happy with my side-charging 223 Wylde BCA upper KP-15 lower rifles.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:25 PM (X0I7i)

319 I (maybe to my kids) cannot. I'd rather lose a firearm than my life.
*******
You are irreplaceable to more than your kids....

Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 09:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

320 Thanks for hosting, Weasel!

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 09:25 PM (yRXSd)

321 Blaster, same for an AR 10, as I am finding out.
Good battle rifle for great price.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 09:26 PM (nCaYE)

322 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 09:25 PM (qae4Z)
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Thanks. Happy to hear that!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 09:26 PM (JwHpX)

323 Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:23 PM (IFNME)

+1

Posted by: Ed L at April 28, 2024 09:26 PM (yRXSd)

324 I'd rather lose a firearm than my life.

Absolutely true but I still would carry the Kimber that I bought myself and could replace if I had to instead of my dad's Colt.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 09:27 PM (/y8xj)

325 Thanks Weasel.
Tonight was amazing not only because of help solving the issue with my gun but the support and symapthy from the group here.
Thanks to all of you too.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 09:27 PM (t/2Uw)

326 Message: don't let price keep you from owning an AR15.
*******
Amen brother!

Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 09:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

327 311 Ok, 9:22 thank you time!

Thank you!

I appreciate you all being here and hope to see you next Sunday!
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 09:22 PM (JwHpX)


Thank you, Weasel. In a world of constant change, always great to see the Gub Thread pop up every Sunday.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 28, 2024 09:28 PM (v23vE)

328 But what do I practice with? Why ever own anything nice?

I have thought about this. My SA EMP Ronin can be replaced. I (maybe to my kids) cannot. I'd rather lose a firearm than my life.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I view self defense weapons as tools---they get scuffed up, etc. and quite often I buy them used cop guns for the purpose as they are already broken in and another scratch or two or a worn finish doesn't cause anguish over a new scratch.

I have range queens and safe queens of firearms that mean something to me personally but since I can afford not to, I don't carry those for personal protection nor have them at my bedside.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:28 PM (tHT/j)

329 321 Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 09:26 PM (nCaYE)

The AR-10 was probably the best battle rifle NATO had so of course it was never widely adopted....

the ram line on the recoil impulse makes it without a doubt the smoothest aiming and maintaining 7.62*51 system we had, very amenable to walking fire for suppression as well.

Remember the trials where it lost to the M-14 were set up to have one platform replace the Garand AND the BAR....

the AR-10 is as good a walking weapon as the BAR.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:29 PM (X0I7i)

330 Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 28, 2024 09:28 PM (v23vE)
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Thanks S'puppy!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 09:29 PM (JwHpX)

331 We tried multiple grains and brand of ammo and it made no difference. It made no difference who shot it. I think it turns out to be a problem with the right side screw that came with the Holosun and not the gun.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 09:30 PM (t/2Uw)

332 Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:20 PM (X0I7i)
Is that little German place still open outside Ft. Polk?

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 09:31 PM (NxC5+)

333 I have range queens and safe queens of firearms that mean something to me personally but since I can afford not to, I don't carry those for personal protection nor have them at my bedside.
Posted by: whig


Understood.

I hope they get out of the safe and are loved and fired and loved some more.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 09:32 PM (qJ19H)

334 332 Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 09:31 PM (NxC5+)

I don't think so, if you mean the one by gate 6 across from Sam's Place.

Covid killed a lot of right outside the gate business.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:32 PM (X0I7i)

335 Might be a smaller group so more range time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:30 PM (t/2Uw)

The range time is a bonus. It's the people that make it worthwhile, no matter how crowded the lanes are.

(And I say that as a misanthrope in my regular life.)

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:33 PM (1zxQh)

336 Take some nail polish or liquid paper and put that across the screw and the surrounding retainer. Easy to tell if the screw has moved. I use that for technique for gas block retaining screws, etc. Both nail polish and liquid paper stick well and are easy to remove if you need to.
Nail polish also works as a quasi easy to remove threadlocker if you don't have purple loctite or its variant around.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:17 PM (tHT/j)

Oh, excellent idea!

Thanks whig!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 09:33 PM (R/m4+)

337 For the record, the gub thread post count has exceeded the food thread count. Bullets > beans.

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 09:34 PM (IQ6Gq)

338 Btw, Godzilla, the original, is on comet tv.

May have to take a hitch out to the beach though. It's cloudy with a few breaks and windy and 51. Love it!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 09:34 PM (8GAR9)

339 328 But what do I practice with? Why ever own anything nice?

I have thought about this. My SA EMP Ronin can be replaced. I (maybe to my kids) cannot. I'd rather lose a firearm than my life.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I view self defense weapons as tools---they get scuffed up, etc. and quite often I buy them used cop guns for the purpose as they are already broken in and another scratch or two or a worn finish doesn't cause anguish over a new scratch.

I have range queens and safe queens of firearms that mean something to me personally but since I can afford not to, I don't carry those for personal protection nor have them at my bedside.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:28 PM (tHT/j)
Pre-owned Glocks. Word.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 09:35 PM (NxC5+)

340 Also has about six editions on his Utah specific guide to firearm laws of that state.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:13 PM (tHT/j)

I find it fascinating that States have their own 2 Amendment laws when none are allowed for in the Constitution - and most criminal statutes are governed by the bill of rights as well, not by the political whims of state politicians. These aren't just things that individual state legislatures can ignore...but they do apparently.

The point of joining these United States, was that the laws and rights of citizens of that union were going to be the same in, say, New York, as they are in Utah or So. Carolina. The reason for that was so a lawyer from Kentucky would also have a clue what was legal in NY or CA. The fact that this is not the case is what is wrong with the judicial procedures that differ from jurisdiction to jurisdiction.

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2024 09:35 PM (K+UlC)

341 Just talked to Ms PI. She got a big grin when I described the quality of the 'ettes she would meet at the TXMoMe!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 09:37 PM (HlyYF)

342 And I have some small machine screws that are correct diameter and pitch, that happen to be 1/4, 3/8, and 1/2 in length. The 3/8 is too short and the 1/2 is too long.

Grr.
Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 08:56 PM (IFNME)

Run 2 nuts onto the 1/2" screw, lock them together leaving 1/16" of the screw sticking out, and file or grind off the stub. Running the nuts off again will true the thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 09:39 PM (8zz6B)

343 Understood.

I hope they get out of the safe and are loved and fired and loved some more.

Posted by: nurse ratched
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Got to get back up to speed at the range first with carry weapons . I have lots of medical issues that would bore most folks to tears when discussing them but it makes recoil management difficult and peripheral neuropathy caused by inflammatory arthritis leads me to have heavy but smooth triggers as a result. Also use a crush grip as well due to neuropathy. You sacrifice bleeding edge accuracy but right now, reloading with speedloaders in a revolver is a no go so semi auto it is.

I literally cannot 'feel' a light trigger anymore which makes any glass break type triggers dangerous to me for carry.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:41 PM (tHT/j)

344 Holy shitballs, I almost missed the gub! Good evening to Weasel and the Gub Horde.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2024 09:41 PM (mH6SG)

345 Thanks horde for another gub thread. I learned stuff (mostly to be skeptical about screwing with glocks). Thanks to Weasel for the continual reminders on fundamentals. I know what I need to work on.

Best wishes to Armorer Blaster. I hope good gub karma finds you.

Posted by: TRex at April 28, 2024 09:41 PM (IQ6Gq)

346 Remember the trials where it lost to the M-14 were set up to have one platform replace the Garand AND the BAR....
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That reminds me, I was rewatching Kelly's Heroes yesterday and the Corporal called it a B-A-R instead of saying 'bar', that I use whenever I read it.

Is doing the separate letter pronunciation the accepted [military] usage?

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 09:41 PM (vtyCZ)

347 OK all y'all. It was a long weekend and I'm pooped. Have a nice week!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 09:42 PM (JwHpX)

348 334 332 Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 09:31 PM (NxC5+)

I don't think so, if you mean the one by gate 6 across from Sam's Place.

Covid killed a lot of right outside the gate business.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:32 PM (X0I7i)
I remember some 20 years ago my buddy there in Leesville backed his trailer hitch 2.5" ball into the cyclone fence at Las Margaritas and drove off with about twenty feet's worth of fence shooting sparks all over the pace. Good times.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 09:42 PM (NxC5+)

349 Run 2 nuts onto the 1/2" screw, lock them together leaving 1/16" of the screw sticking out, and file or grind off the stub. Running the nuts off again will true the thread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You are an amazing fount of knowledge and I always learn something from your posts.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:42 PM (tHT/j)

350 PI, just warn her that lots of hugs are threatened.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 09:42 PM (nCaYE)

351 I presume you could just take a file to the tip of the screw you have.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 08:33 PM (/y8xj)

That was my first thought. But then you have to take it out, file it a bit, put it back in, run the slide, then take it out again, file it a bit more, put it back in, run the slide....

Better to look for screws, so you just have to take it out, put in the new screw, run the slide, take that screw out, put a new one in, run the slide....

And, yeah, I probably would have used Loctite on just that screw, too.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:44 PM (1zxQh)

352 The fact that this is not the case is what is wrong with the judicial procedures that differ from jurisdiction to jurisdiction.
Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2024 09:35 PM (K+UlC)


I wonder exactly when the First Ten Amendments became the First Ten Suggestions?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

353 Is doing the separate letter pronunciation the accepted [military] usage?
Posted by: andycanuck
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There is not. Browning Automatic Rifle is the civilian name for whatever model number etc. that the Army gave it and BAR could be whatever your trainer or sgt preferred.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:44 PM (tHT/j)

354 Okay gubthread look what you have done.

I did the file and test, file and test method and y'all fixed it.

I was first tempted to take a dremel to the screw but the margin is so narrow here on the correct length that I just took a hand file to it. A few cycles of file and test and it is the correct length to hold down the sight and clear the extractor plunger.

Insert thumbs up emoji here!

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:46 PM (IFNME)

355 "It's the people that make it worthwhile "

innit?

there you have it, in a nutshell.

& now rly g'night!

gotta be somewhat in shape (lol) for hiking tomorrow!

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 09:46 PM (tQtDb)

356 Long and short, put red dots on newish firearms where the work is already done by the mfg. for maximum reliability.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 08:51 PM (tHT/j)

Of course you are correct. But my problem was even more basic. The pistol behaved fine, but the eye-to-red-dot connection simply isn't intuitive for me, so I have to take attention away from other stuff to make it work. And if trigger discipline is one of those things? Then I should step back and reevaluate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 09:46 PM (d9fT1)

357 PI, just warn her that lots of hugs are threatened.

Posted by: RI Red

Not a threat, a promise. (-:

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 09:46 PM (t/2Uw)

358 PIA,
As you well know, it is cathartic to be around happy, like minded folks who love life, love freedom and love America.

And good food and good drink and lots of laughter and hugs.

Hopefully that scoundrel NZFrank will also show up.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 09:47 PM (/kPV5)

359 352 The fact that this is not the case is what is wrong with the judicial procedures that differ from jurisdiction to jurisdiction.
Posted by: Boswell

Comes about because of federalism. And btw, the Bill of Rights actually protects these state powers to determine their own criminal laws via the Tenth Amendment.

What I get pissed off about is that big cities are suddenly not even following state law but inventing their own via selective prosecutions for people they want to punish and waving off prosecutions for those that politically the Dems do not want to punish like ordinary street criminals and illegals.

Vicinage is about the jury--not the prosecutor and leads directly to due process problems for individuals that are being martyred in urban districts because it is useful to the Dems. Laws are not being applied equally to similarly situated individuals.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:49 PM (tHT/j)

360 You are an amazing fount of knowledge and I always learn something from your posts.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:42 PM (tHT/j)

Gee, that's just mechanicing 101. "Always run a nut onto a screw you intend to cut, so the nut can clear the burr off the cut end." My Dad taught me that one when i was maybe 7 years old.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 09:49 PM (8zz6B)

361 & spot-on AOP!


(thumbs-up-emoji)


G'NIGHT!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 09:49 PM (tQtDb)

362 Insert thumbs up emoji here!

I love it when a plan comes together!

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 09:50 PM (/y8xj)

363 346 Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 09:41 PM (vtyCZ)

https://youtu.be/QxMqWi-PV6k?si=-OfusrzYduL_NByB

B-A-R is how the war department referred to it in training films...

Soldiers being soldiers referred to it as either/or...

Ian McCollum and friends call it the B-A-R.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:50 PM (X0I7i)

364 Run 2 nuts onto the 1/2" screw, lock them together leaving 1/16" of the screw sticking out, and file or grind off the stub. Running the nuts off again will true the thread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Was using that trick for some building hardware.

The nuts I used had sloppier tolerance than what the bolt had to go into. Hard to fine tune the threads with a needle file on about half of them (set of needle files - $5 at china freight).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 09:51 PM (cOq4q)

365 I strongly suspect there is a coordinated attack on the right to self-defense underway by the Soros gang.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 08:43 PM (X0I7i)

Ya think?! Yeah, they want to take away the most fundamental right you have: the right to your own life. (They're also working on the right to property.)

Soft men... hard times a-coming.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:51 PM (1zxQh)

366 Of course you are correct. But my problem was even more basic. The pistol behaved fine, but the eye-to-red-dot connection simply isn't intuitive for me, so I have to take attention away from other stuff to make it work. And if trigger discipline is one of those things? Then I should step back and reevaluate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I have red dots on long arms but none on pistols simply because I am not particularly interested in shooting competitions where they shine or worrying about trying to shoot one MOA using a red dot with a 3 MOA pistol design for serious self defense work.

People have to do what works for them and for the situations that they plan to use the firearm.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:52 PM (tHT/j)

367 Nice shooting, Blake.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 09:52 PM (41CYW)

368 The breakdown of the rule of law will not lead anywhere good for anyone.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 08:45 PM (X0I7i)

Excellent follow-up comment.
And, yes, my comments are based on people actually following the law. Plenty of folks in power NOT desiring to to do that, and lots of voters letting them.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:54 PM (1zxQh)

369 (They're also working on the right to property.)

Soft men... hard times a-coming.
Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:51 PM (1zxQh)


And unrealized gains...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

370 350 PI, just warn her that lots of hugs are threatened.

Posted by: RI Red at April 28, 2024 09:42 PM


She's already a "hugger".

Just need to make her even slightly a gun nut!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 09:54 PM (HlyYF)

371 Thanks, Sven, and Whig. [And the Forgotten Weapons guy!]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 09:54 PM (vtyCZ)

372 Gee, that's just mechanicing 101. "Always run a nut onto a screw you intend to cut, so the nut can clear the burr off the cut end." My Dad taught me that one when i was maybe 7 years old.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I use a die set plus a wide assortment of files including thread repair files, grinders, etc. for cutting and cleanup on screws if I begrudingly have to cut the sob but haven't really thought about your simpler way.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:55 PM (tHT/j)

373 365 Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:51 PM (1zxQh)

People are refusing to see that it MUST be coordinated behind the scenes because that means it MUST be dealt with.

Fooling yourself into thinking there is some demonic serendipity in the actions allows you to think "it will not happen here*" but the thing is the blue hellholes in red states constantly trying to make sh*t rulings to change the interpretation of the law outside the legislative process can work and will work on a long timeline unless it is knocked down by the State SC EVERY time.

*here being wherever

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 09:55 PM (X0I7i)

374 Just need to make her even slightly a gun nut!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 09:54 PM (HlyYF)


Taking her to Corsicana sounds like a good plan, then.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2024 09:55 PM (IFNME)

375 What they know does not always apply directly to day to day life but it sure is interesting.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2024 08:50 PM (t/2Uw)

This is about that "slap a hot iron on it" thing, isn't it?

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:55 PM (1zxQh)

376 People have to do what works for them and for the situations that they plan to use the firearm.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:52 PM (tHT/j)

Absolutely!

I have a red dot on this pistol just for shits-and giggles. It isn't a primary, or even secondary self-defense gun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 09:56 PM (d9fT1)

377 371 Thanks, Sven, and Whig. [And the Forgotten Weapons guy!]
Posted by: andycanuck
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In the military as enlisted, I called items by whatever my sergeant and officers wanted me to call it.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:56 PM (tHT/j)

378 CBD, that's why I disinstalled the laser pointer on the P290 ... it was taking up milliseconds on my response time ... from where the sun now stands, I am all about getting The First Shot Off ... if a near miss oh well, next one will be better, one after that will be right on the spot ... j-frame's only got 5 but that's enough to do what's necessary ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 09:57 PM (tQtDb)

379 it will change the recoil impulse unpredictably.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 08:51 PM (tHT/j)

Not entirely unpredictable. But it involves a lot of math, and we don't do math around here.

And, I see my time is up before finishing the comments. I'll keep reading and respond willow-like to anything important. Thanks, again, Weasel, for this weekly Thread.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 09:58 PM (1zxQh)

380 Weasel, thanks for another good gub thread!

Morons and 'ettes, thanks for all of the help and support!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 09:58 PM (HlyYF)

381 I have a red dot on this pistol just for shits-and giggles. It isn't a primary, or even secondary self-defense gun.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I have a red dot on a Winchester CMP Carbine. I didn't put it there but the person that I inherited it from did so I left it on there to respect their wishes and cowitnessed the red dot with the sights. But, I have the original parts to put back on it too.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (tHT/j)

382 *fistbump* nurse

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (tQtDb)

383 Was a pleasure as always making my cameo, I will be working the next rotation so I will be scarce thanks for the chat GWB and Whig- AOP, CBD, Weasel et al miss you as always.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:00 PM (X0I7i)

384

& g'night everyone, again!

see summayouse onna techthread, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (tQtDb)

385 sock_rat_eez,

I think you are one of the few people here that shoots with a laser.

I have bad eyes and the laser makes it very easy to put the muzzle on the target. However, it is MUCH easier for me to create a stable shooting platform holding the gun at mid-chest rather than as high as my eye line.

Do you shoot the same (posture and hand position) with the laser as you do with sights?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (HlyYF)

386 Not entirely unpredictable. But it involves a lot of math, and we don't do math around here.

And, I see my time is up before finishing the comments. I'll keep reading and respond willow-like to anything important. Thanks, again, Weasel, for this weekly Thread.
Posted by: GWB
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GWB, it is not just the weight but the distribution of that red dot and its mount's weight on the slide that can cause issues and even air resistance which makes it a problem that I would not want to mess around with on a firearm not designed for a red dot in the first place.

For us normal folks, you have to engage in trial and error playing with ammo loads and recoil springs to compensate for reliable operation.

I don't trust a pistol that I have to baby for serious defense work and I am willing to trade some degree of accuracy for dead solid reliability.

To me, match pistols and match barrels are for ranges and shooting competitions--not for when life and death is on the line. Some folks are willing to take that risk which is fine for them.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (tHT/j)

387 Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (tHT/j)

Oh hell...I LOVE red dots on carbines and rifles! For me it is effortless to find the dot as I shoulder the weapon. I think they are perfect for self defense applications for long arms. I even have one on a Mossberg 590, and it's great!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (d9fT1)

388 I think you are one of the few people here that shoots with a laser.

I have bad eyes and the laser makes it very easy to put the muzzle on the target. However, it is MUCH easier for me to create a stable shooting platform holding the gun at mid-chest rather than as high as my eye line.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

You are using the laser as an index which is what lasers were designed to do. They quite literally shine in application when a person is using non-standard firing positions where being able to line up the eyes and the front sight even for a 'flash' is not possible.

Just make sure though you know what the laser is zeroed for and the over under at different distances is with self defense ammo.

They also work great as a diagnostic for dry firing if all the usual precautions are followed for dry firing.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (tHT/j)

389 Thanks again Weasel and horde...have a blessed week...

Posted by: Grateful at April 28, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

390 Oh hell...I LOVE red dots on carbines and rifles! For me it is effortless to find the dot as I shoulder the weapon. I think they are perfect for self defense applications for long arms. I even have one on a Mossberg 590, and it's great!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I have them on my self defense AR's but prefer low 2.5-3 x prismatics for reaching out rather than additional magnifiers in front of the red dot. That never worked right for me.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (tHT/j)

391 Ok, see folks next week if the creek don't rise.

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (tHT/j)

392 PI, no, not really, I tried & quit the laser; thinking about it: (turn it on, pay attention in a emergent situation ...) was eating up too many therbligs .... in the situation where I will actualy draw & fire I want minimal dissonance; pull, fire, do OODA, proceed as seems necessary ... ... ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (tQtDb)

393 whig,

Thanks for that advice!

Do you ever shoot with a laser considering you have some relevant medical issues?

I have a pretty severe central tremor. The laser is dancing on the target at the range! It is also dancing on the wall when I do dry fire.

I want to bring my pistol to the MoMe to observe the laser movement of good shooters prior to them even initiating the trigger squeeze.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (HlyYF)

394 I have a pretty severe central tremor. The laser is dancing on the target at the range! It is also dancing on the wall when I do dry fire.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (HlyYF)


Too much for pistol competitions?

Or too much for self defense?

That is a very big difference.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 10:14 PM (d9fT1)

395 PI, re-reading, bad eyes ... then you do whatever yo got to do to pur that flying chunk of lead where it belongs!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 10:14 PM (tQtDb)

396 when none are allowed for in the Constitution
Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2024 09:35 PM (K+UlC)

Way wrong on that one. It wasn't until the 14th Amendment when the Bill of Rights became incorporated for all the states. The Constitution was intended only to apply to the federal gov't. It did not fundamentally restrict the states, except via Article IV, Section 4.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (1zxQh)

397 jmj, g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (tQtDb)

398 Thanks sock.

I have the exact opposite experience. With the gun at mid-chest my eyes are scanning a large area around and behind the target.

When using the front sight, I certainly become somewhat tunnel-visioned as I hyperfocus to keep the sight on the target.

I am afraid to practice too much on my own, because I have quite the flare for developing bad habits that better athletes readily avoid.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 10:16 PM (HlyYF)

399 lol, 395, misspellings galore!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM (tQtDb)

400 Good night good people. Monday is at your door and drinking your milk and reading your newspaper.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 10:21 PM (NxC5+)

401 Too much for pistol competitions?

Or too much for self defense?

That is a very big difference.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 10:14 PM


I am definitely working only on the second one!

There are lots of expert shooters among the Horde. They are very good at teaching expert technique.

I think I want training from one of the people that teaches the three worst shooting cops in each class, such that they can pass their certification test.

I have a poor-boy range at our farm that I can modify as needed. I just need to start with good enough habits such that I can be improved with more practice.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 10:22 PM (HlyYF)

402 PI, if i'm gonna give "advice" ... find someplace where you can "do your own thing" without anyone yelling at you about somebody's rules and just develop your own style & method.
putting lead downrange, on target is (in the real world) the only criterion by which we will, in the end, be judged.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (tQtDb)

403 Thanks everyone for all of the help late in the thread.

ONT is up.

However, if anyone posts more advice here, I will come back and read it!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (HlyYF)

404 Thanks sock!

We have a farm property where we can shoot pistol, or even long-range rifle.

I just hate going the wrong way on the learning curve!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (HlyYF)

405 it's all the same learning curve, one way or the other, innit?

for my 0.02 you have the ideal situation for developing your individual defense-shooting approach ... my own concentration has been at the 21 - 23 foot "tueller drill" range ... pull-and-fire without engaging the sights ... but ymmv, and that's how it spozed to be, innit?

see you next thread!

thanks Weasel, and the whole Horde! G'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 10:53 PM (tQtDb)

Food Thread: Little Donkeys! Yum!

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When I think of Mexican food I think of three different kinds.

The first is real Mexican food in Mexico. There are all sorts of regional styles, and the best examples of those are delicious...really sophisticated cooking that is tremendously pleasing.

The second is the American version of that food, which can be quite good, but also stupidly fussy and pompous. A lot of high-end Mexican joints in this country are guilty of that.

The third kind is what I think of as "smashed beans and rice" Mexican. It's an Americanized version of generic Mexican food, and is usually on the left side of the price graph. And it can be crappy, just like every other sort of food.

But it can be loads of fun and scrumptious too! And it almost always starts with some salsa and chips, which if done well makes me smile! I love that stuff, and will always...ALWAYS...eat too much of it.

Burritos and enchiladas and other assorted Americanized Mexican food, served with a side of refried beans and some Mexican rice. Is it refined and elegant? Nope! Neither is a smashburger, which is damned close to the pinnacle of culinary achievement. But it sure does hit the spot!

There was a burrito joint near where I worked...it was someplace in Richmond or San Pablo...I don't remember. They made a burrito that was about five pounds of freshly grilled pork or chicken, filled with fresh ingredients and seasoned very well. Fantastic, simple, basic food. I still think about that stuff, mumblemumble years later!

Food is way too pompous and snobby for my taste. There is a time and a place for all sorts of foods, and the best chefs understand this.

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Food service! Lots of entry-level jobs in the industry, and they are perfect for kids starting out in the job market, when they have literally no job skills and have to be taught to do everything valuable. Sure...it's easy to teach a kid with half a brain how to flip burgers, but the act of keeping a job is at least as important a lesson as the skill learned.

But crank that entry-level wage to a point at which it simply does not make financial sense to hire that well-meaning but skill-less kid, and businesses large and small will make due without. They will find alternatives, as economic law demands.

Short version? Democrats are stupid.

[Hat Tip: Jay Guevara]

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That's from the rather impressive kitchen of a lurker who goes by the name of "Marty." Crunchy pork belly is rarely a bad thing, although "Marty" is not completely happy with this version. Sadly he didn't discard it onto my plate, so I might need to have a bit of a chat with him.

Pork belly is a grand food, and a great bang for the buck. Crunchy and rich and unctuous and absolutely delicious, and very affordable too. There are tons of recipes for it, and while some are better than others, it's one of those dishes that tastes pretty good even if the recipe is "eh," and the execution is crappy too.

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Matzo Brei! Or Matzoh Brei!

Broken-up matzoh, eggs, onion powder, salt and pepper.

Yup. Complicated.

I like to get the matzoh nice and soaked, so the crunch comes from the exterior that is fried in butter.

And if you think that you are going to get away with putting syrup on it, You are nuts! The 11th Commandment is, "Thou Shalt Not Eat Matzoh Brei With Syrup!" It's cream cheese, sour cream, or butter. That's it.

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Who gives a shit?

Geoffrey Zakarian Explains Why Restaurant French Toast Tastes So Much Better Than Homemade

What he is actually saying is that some people make crap French Toast at home. Of course some people make great French Toast at home!

Unsaid is the reality that there is plenty of mediocre French Toast being pumped out by restaurants across America.

I hate these sorts of articles.

Now get out of my kitchen!

[Hat Tip: Misanthropic Humanitarian]

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Before you laugh at this (like I did), realize that it actually tastes pretty good! I have a relative who is trying "gluten free," although to her credit she isn't a lunatic about it. She brought these over for the Seder, and of course I had to try them. They aren't Kosher for Passover according to the Askenazi tradition, but I'll give anything a try (especially since my great-grandmother was Sephardic).

And they were pretty damned good! Which irritates the hell out of me.

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Good butter, and Flap Meat...whatever the hell that is...just send it, Broccolini that isn't $6/bunch, garlic...lots of garlic!, well-marbled hanger steaks and elk chops to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.

Who are those poor deluded souls who shake their Manhattans? These are the same people who drink fine bourbon with coke, and probably shake red wine with ice too.

However, I will give dispensation to those who use maple syrup on Brussels Sprouts! I tried that and it worked nicely. I still prefer Agave, but still...

And yes, I used to demand fancy bourbon, but let's face it, $1,200 for a bottle of bourbon is just stupid, insulting, and a ghastly affront to most people's palates and wallets. I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.

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1 as I was saying.

[Or you could read the post and comment on that!] [CBD]

Posted by: George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 04:03 PM (ERdWw)

2 1st!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:03 PM (JTwsP)

3 I personally think that authentic Mexican food is fairly bland. It's jacked up for the gringos.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 04:03 PM (Q4IgG)

4 Shit!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:03 PM (JTwsP)

5 A non-political first.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2024 04:03 PM (/HDaX)

6 This is no time to eat while the left is on the march strategizing our demise..

LOL no but really

Posted by: George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 04:04 PM (ERdWw)

7 Mexican food has one of best spice palette available and they use healthy servings of lard. It has a lot of advantages.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:06 PM (JTwsP)

8 You forgot Tex-Mex.
Santa Fe Mex
Colorado Mex

Do avoid the Canada Mex. It's not good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:06 PM (qAbWa)

9 Trying my homemade charcoal grilling chicken

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 04:07 PM (fwDg9)

10 When I think of Mexican food I think of three different kinds.

What am I, chopped breakfast taco?

Posted by: TexMex at April 28, 2024 04:08 PM (MEIAD)

11 So, I had a food moment this year.

As I mentioned a few weeks ago, plant-based ice cream has been losing space to sorbets at the grocery. At my favorite sorbet brand, Talenti, brought back their strawberry (without hibiscus, but I'm okay with that) sorbet, and I got it and it was wonderful.

Well, more flavors were released - lemon and coffee sorbetto. So, I checked the coffee label and this new version had removed the almonds for more egg (only allergen in it now), but it was still (almost) all real food (2 "gums", but whatever). I bring it home and try it. That dang cold brew coffee sorbetto is the best iced dessert I've had since allergies.

The youngest son tried it. He now says it's his favorite ice cream (and he eats a lot of dairy ones). Now, everyone here is obsessed with trying to figure out how to make it with my ice cream maker. And I just want the danged stuff to go on sale again, b/c it's a treat, not a necessity, so I have price limits...although I see a Mother's Day present in my future.

PS - Please tell me Talenti isn't woke...or don't, and I'll live in ignorance...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:08 PM (exHjb)

12 I was carefully packing the grill with the charcoal, it took time. See how well it's going in 20 minutes

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 04:08 PM (fwDg9)

13 What is the name of the dish in the last photo? It appears under cooked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 04:09 PM (Q4IgG)

14 And on pointe:
I just took son #1 out for brunch to our Mexican fusion joint, Cactus.

The Bloody Maria was awesome as was the Mexican coffee.

We both had a brisket Benedict. The biscuit was green chile and the brisket was really tasty. Poached eggs perfect and topped with a green chili hollandaise. The potatoes also had some roasted chilis.

Yummy!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:09 PM (qAbWa)

15 Huitlacoche. Good stuff. Was once considered crap that only those too poor or otherwise too food insecure to remove the fungus from the corn they ate.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

16 Some of those “gums” are real food. Comes from a tree or something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:10 PM (JTwsP)

17 13 What is the name of the dish in the last photo? It appears under cooked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 04:09 PM (Q4IgG)

That's a Haitian baby long-port BBQ pizza.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

18 2 1st!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:03 PM (JTwsP)

4 Shit!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:03 PM (JTwsP)

Yeah, happens when you're #2.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

19 I know gum arabic come from a tree/bush but I forget about the others. Used to know the modernist cooking stuff passably well but it's been a while.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2024 04:12 PM (/HDaX)

20 As for dinner tonight, I've actually kinda planned out the week (b/c as those know, when a kid hates something, you try to have leftovers for him for the night he hates it...and then when you have allergies, you try to have leftovers for a night you'll let them go nuts with the food).

So tonight is my fakeout Safeway meatball subs with the works with roasted harissa carrots and a canteloupe, kiwi and berry salad.

Tomorrow is mussels arribiata over pasta (with the youngest using leftover meatballs b/c he hates mussels).

Tuesday is homemade pizza b/c then I'll eat the leftover mussels.

And then, Aldi's beef birria tacos with traditional toppings are Wednesday. No idea what part of the Mexican above this fits in (1, 2, oe 3), but it's Aldi's, so I'm thinking 3. It is really good!

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:12 PM (exHjb)

21 My second son is trying to acquire his very first job. He has been applying at several fast food restaurants and a few sit down types. It's been 3 weeks and no luck. Apparently all the low end, entry level jobs in my area are really hard to come by. Lots of teens are having no luck. I wonder why....

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2024 04:12 PM (7C6U9)

22 Greetings! I make breakfast burritos about one or 2 days a week for the family. We've all been won over by refries, but I certainly don't make them from scratch. My breakfast burrito is with a large tortilla, slather it with refries, I put that in the microwave for a few seconds, then add 2 eggs scrambled with cheese and a crispy slice of bacon, wrapped in the traditional manner. I add tabasco or other hot sauce to mine.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 28, 2024 04:13 PM (MeG8a)

23 I'm trying to do a Chef John thing--you're the CBD of using ghee?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 28, 2024 04:13 PM (72W6e)

24 FWP & Food-Thread related:
There are so many packaged foods out there that have yeast in them that you wouldn't think have yeast. Generally NOT Kosher L'Peseach.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:13 PM (ynpvh)

25 Trader Joe's Lemon Alfredo sauce with cubed leftover turkey and capers over Lemon Torchietti pasta. *chef's kiss*

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 28, 2024 04:14 PM (FkUwd)

26 16 Some of those “gums” are real food. Comes from a tree or something.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:10 PM (JTwsP)

Yeah, but not real enough I can buy them easily - one's carob bean gum and one's tara gum. I'm used to guar gum, but I don't know these as well (although the kid told me the 1st is from the tree)...

For those wondering, here's the new sorbetto ingredients...like it seems so close to maybe doable til the end...

Ingredients:
Water, Sugar, Egg Yolks, Coconut Oil, Dextrose, Egg Whites, Coffee, Carob Bean Gum, Tara Gum.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:15 PM (exHjb)

27 When I was in high school I worked at hardware stores. Learned a lot of useful stuff and think it was a lot more pleasant work than food service. Occasional heavy lifting, but also a lot of shooting the shit with old tradesmen.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:15 PM (JTwsP)

28 CBD--

That photo at the top looks like the food of my childhood. In fact, I've been eating Tex-Mex since I was in utero. We routinely make breakfast tacos, fajitas, crispy and soft tacos at home I can make excellent guacamole, carne guisada, and chiles rellenos but usually don't bother. But I can't quite get the hang of traditional chile con carne cheese enchiladas.

Grr. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 04:15 PM (FEVMW)

29 Guilty pleasures back on the menu

Second look at Weezl beenz?

With little smokies?

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (tOOJE)

30 I like Mexican food, if mostly Americanized version. Been only to real Mexican restaurants a couple times

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (fwDg9)

31 Neither is a smashburger, which is damned close to the pinnacle of culinary achievement.

Well-smoked Texas brisket is, of course, the pinnacle of culinary accomplishment.

That matzo egg mix sounds good, needing only a finish of maple syrup to complete.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (MEIAD)

32 There was a burrito joint near where I worked...it was someplace in Richmond or San Pablo...I don't remember. They made a burrito that was about five pounds of freshly grilled pork or chicken, filled with fresh ingredients and seasoned very well. Fantastic, simple, basic food. I still think about that stuff, mumblemumble years later!

Was it a chain? Something you might find in a mall? There was an outlet that served big ones, and they wrapped it in aluminum foil. I thought about that place a couple of years ago, but can't remember the name. They had refried beans, spanish rice, and the meat in it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (0eaVi)

33 21 My second son is trying to acquire his very first job. He has been applying at several fast food restaurants and a few sit down types. It's been 3 weeks and no luck. Apparently all the low end, entry level jobs in my area are really hard to come by. Lots of teens are having no luck. I wonder why....
Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2024 04:12 PM (7C6U9)

If he's under 18, he'll need a connection or a desperate place to get in...ask me how I know.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (exHjb)

34 The Yucatán peninsula is supposed to have a very fresh seafood-heavy cuisine.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (FkUwd)

35 One of those three types is best labeled as Tex-Mex.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:17 PM (uTTG7)

36 I personally think that authentic Mexican food is fairly bland. It's jacked up for the gringos.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 04:03 PM (Q4IgG)


Huh.

There's lots of different regions in Mexico, so you can get very different styles of cooking with different levels of Spiciness depending on where you are and who's doing the cooking.

The best Mexican food cookbooks in the US are those by Diana Kennedy.

She does a great job presenting recipes from different regions by mostly homecooks. Great stuff.

A lot of Mexican food, like say the moles, are labor intensive, but not all of the recipes are.

This is one set of cookbooks that have never led me astray. Everything I've tried in them is great and I have to say, never been bland.

Give them a whirl.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 04:18 PM (eDfFs)

37 I perfected my breading for chicken fried steak. A perfect crust that came out crispy and light. Best I have ever made

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 04:19 PM (LfcYE)

38 Nothing like being an apprentice under a cook working in a busy restaurant for getting some cooking chops. Restaurant work is tough, everyone is busting their a** to get orders out, timing is everything. I worked one where my first job in the morning was to squeeze by hand 5 gallons of orange juice with one of those squeezers with the long wooden handle. I got pretty fit on that thing but only on my right arm. I resembled a lobster.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 28, 2024 04:19 PM (MeG8a)

39 26 16 Some of those “gums” are real food. Comes from a tree or something.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:10 PM (JTwsP)

Yeah, but not real enough I can buy them easily - one's carob bean gum and one's tara gum. I'm used to guar gum, but I don't know these as well (although the kid told me the 1st is from the tree)...

For those wondering, here's the new sorbetto ingredients...like it seems so close to maybe doable til the end...

Ingredients:
Water, Sugar, Egg Yolks, Coconut Oil, Dextrose, Egg Whites, Coffee, Carob Bean Gum, Tara Gum.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:15 PM (exHjb)

What, no James Gumb?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:19 PM (ynpvh)

40 Get some Crown Royal Apple and call it good.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:19 PM (uTTG7)

41 As for Mexican, I admit my favorite Mexican food is ceviche. But I have to be careful to avoid the ones that go really tropical and add mango.

When I go out (once every year?) to a Mexican place for my kids, I tend to get the appetizer ceviche as my meal. It also helps that it tends to be the allergy safest order (now, quality of the fish???)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:20 PM (exHjb)

42 28 CBD--

That photo at the top looks like the food of my childhood. In fact, I've been eating Tex-Mex since I was in utero. We routinely make breakfast tacos, fajitas, crispy and soft tacos at home I can make excellent guacamole, carne guisada, and chiles rellenos but usually don't bother. But I can't quite get the hang of traditional chile con carne cheese enchiladas.

Grr. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 04:15 PM (FEVMW)

Don't need the prep for making Mexican Rice at home, like you do for making beans from scratch. No soaking of the rice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:20 PM (ynpvh)

43 Do avoid the Canada Mex. It's not good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:06 PM (qAbWa)


Moose out front agrees.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 04:20 PM (W/lyH)

44 Do avoid the Canada Mex. It's not good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:06 PM (qAbWa)

I did have dinner one time at a Mexican restaurant…in Ottawa. Not bad, not bad at all.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:21 PM (uTTG7)

45 I like a lot of the "poor" foods:
bean, rice, tortillas (corn), nopales, and the like.

Also, like tamales. My favorite part is where the masa gets inbetween the corn husk and cooks there. Crispy and tasty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

46 Chicken fried steak and biscuits and gravy for breakfast.

Fajitas for dinner with tortilla soup. And that was all planned BEFORE you guys had to go on about Mexican food.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 28, 2024 04:22 PM (Cp1vk)

47 I make chili, enchiladas and burritos

meat good
beans good
cheese good
spices good

Is it Mexican? I don't know, but it hits the spot

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 04:22 PM (/7KEl)

48 44 Do avoid the Canada Mex. It's not good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:06 PM (qAbWa)

I did have dinner one time at a Mexican restaurant…in Ottawa. Not bad, not bad at all.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:21 PM (uTTG7)

Wife did Hong Kong Mex once; the sour cream on the tacos was not sour cream, but whipped cream...
A picture may be worth 1K words, but it ain't no recipe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:22 PM (ynpvh)

49 I had some amazing Mexican seafood in Sayulita. The fish and shrimp were really fresh and really good.

Of course this was back in the 90s before the place was "discovered" by all the fucking tourists. Now it's overgrown and a trap and crowded with gringos.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:22 PM (YRXS4)

50 The Yucatán peninsula is supposed to have a very fresh seafood-heavy cuisine.

I had shrimp whilst riding in the boat from which they were caught off the coast of Veracruz. Needless to say, I've never had other shrimp that came even remotely close.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 04:23 PM (CsUN+)

51 Got a mex food truck near here. All the lawn crews start lining up 20 minutes before she opens. Excellent!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 04:24 PM (W/lyH)

52 I’ve been asking for corn tortillas whenever I can lately. They don’t hold up as well as flour, but they have a nice taste to them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:24 PM (JTwsP)

53 47 I make chili, enchiladas and burritos

meat good
beans good
cheese good
spices good

Is it Mexican? I don't know, but it hits the spot

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 04:22 PM (/7KEl)

I used to strip KFC meat and skin and put it in tortillas with salsa. Wife thought it was crazy until she tried it. You can make tacos out of all sorts of food items...doesn't matter what cultural food you want to put in there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

54 I'm just fine with the Americanized version of Mexican food, as long as the establishment serving it gives it a tad of originality. There's a great joint just down the street from me that satisfies that requirement. And yes, they serve up some awesome salsa and chips. And yes, I chow down way to much of that before the main course every arrives. *burp*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2024 04:24 PM (mH6SG)

55 Mole Pablano made correctly is a revelation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 04:24 PM (XV/Pl)

56 Also, like tamales. My favorite part is where the masa gets inbetween the corn husk and cooks there. Crispy and tasty.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

I admit to having a soft spot for tamales. I won't make them, but Aldi's and Trader Joe's have both stocked (dairy free) pork tamales that are amazing with just salsa verde over the top...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:24 PM (exHjb)

57 52 I’ve been asking for corn tortillas whenever I can lately. They don’t hold up as well as flour, but they have a nice taste to them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:24 PM (JTwsP)

For some things corn tortillas are just better. I don't like the thick ones, however; more brittle. If I wanted something tortilla-like that was thick, I'd get a Sope.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:25 PM (ynpvh)

58 You forgot Tex-Mex.
Santa Fe Mex
Colorado Mex

Do avoid the Canada Mex. It's not good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:06 PM (qAbWa)


You forgot Cal-Mex.

Like Tex-Mex without the spice on flour tortillas and firehoused with sour cream and a little-bitty squib of guac on top.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 04:25 PM (eDfFs)

59 The link to French toast is not at all pompous. He suggests good thick, yeasty bread, soaked in the egg mixture overnight, and cooking in a cast iron or carbon steel pan. All are good ideas.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 04:25 PM (CsUN+)

60 The Yucatán peninsula is supposed to have a very fresh seafood-heavy cuisine.

It does. And it is good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 28, 2024 04:25 PM (R4t5M)

61 I had shrimp whilst riding in the boat from which they were caught off the coast of Veracruz. Needless to say, I've never had other shrimp that came even remotely close.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 04:23 PM (CsUN+)


My dad, his dad and I did nearly the same thing while we were in Veracruz in 1983. But it was one of the town food vendors rather than on the boat. Combine that with a 7% beer and we were doing pretty fine.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2024 04:26 PM (/HDaX)

62 When I go to San Antonio for work, they have some outstanding Tex-Mex there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2024 04:26 PM (JTwsP)

63 Of course this was back in the 90s before the place was "discovered" by all the fucking tourists.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:22 PM


Any tourists that aren't engaged in getting to 'know' each other?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 04:26 PM (MEIAD)

64 55 Mole Pablano made correctly is a revelation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 04:24 PM (XV/Pl)

Yes, the moles (mex food, not the critters) are good. Quite a few different types.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:26 PM (ynpvh)

65 Mexican Seafood -

This place, that is what they had on the menu, didn't last long enough. Whole reef fish, broiled and balanced on its belly like it was swimming through a platter of sides. Some gumbo / seafood boil with critters hanging over the side of the big bowl like they were trying to escape. The usual burreto / enchiladas too but with wholey different seasoning and sauces.

Not your taco bell or beach cliche fish tacos.
IOW, it was really good. Why not, Mexico has a rediculous long shore line. They do seafood as good as anybody, or better.

But, not being at all like taco hell so too wierd for the locals and it only lasted a couple of years.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 04:27 PM (cOq4q)

66 I'm just fine with the Americanized version of Mexican food, as long as the establishment serving it gives it a tad of originality.

Mexican food with blowfish?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 04:27 PM (CsUN+)

67 A lot of Mexican food, like say the moles, are labor intensive, but not all of the recipes are.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 04:18 PM (eDfFs)

Ex-wife from Meheeco loved mole. Mole! Mole! Mole! she would happily exclaim when telling me how great it was and when we would go out to her favorite taquerias. Me not a fan. Tasted like chocolate, dirt and sweat.

Oh look! Martini Time! One olive only please.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 04:27 PM (R/m4+)

68 Couple things:

I bought some Duke's mayo cuz y'all rave about it- haven't made a sandwich yet but when I do, it'll be provolone and turkey on sourdough

You gotta try this Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk that comes in a squeeze pouch- great in coffee and espresso- it's dense like toothpaste

today I am making thick cut bone-in pork chop, smashed potatoes and brown sugar baby carrots

chocolate mousse layer cake dessert

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 04:28 PM (/7KEl)

69 58 You forgot Tex-Mex.
Santa Fe Mex
Colorado Mex

Do avoid the Canada Mex. It's not good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:06 PM (qAbWa)

You forgot Cal-Mex.

Like Tex-Mex without the spice on flour tortillas and firehoused with sour cream and a little-bitty squib of guac on top.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 04:25 PM (eDfFs)

Mexican food is slightly different in Mexicali than in Tijuana. TJ has the "double hulled" tacos (two tortillas)...I cheat and make it into two tortillas using the excessive stuffing in the original.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:28 PM (ynpvh)

70 today I am making thick cut bone-in pork chop, smashed potatoes and brown sugar baby carrots

chocolate mousse layer cake dessert
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 04:28 PM (/7KEl)

Yum!

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:30 PM (exHjb)

71
*sigh*

firehoused = firehosed


Tnx, AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 04:30 PM (eDfFs)

72 69 58 You forgot Tex-Mex.
Santa Fe Mex
Colorado Mex

Do avoid the Canada Mex. It's not good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:06 PM (qAbWa)

You forgot Cal-Mex.

Like Tex-Mex without the spice on flour tortillas and firehoused with sour cream and a little-bitty squib of guac on top.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 04:25 PM (eDfFs)

Mexican food is slightly different in Mexicali than in Tijuana. TJ has the "double hulled" tacos (two tortillas)...I cheat and make it into two tortillas using the excessive stuffing in the original.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:28 PM (ynpvh)

Tortas de Pavo (turkey) in Mexicali made from real turkey meat; in TJ, turkey cold-cuts. It was disappointing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

73 Well-smoked Texas brisket is, of course, the pinnacle of culinary accomplishment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax
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**fist bump**

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2024 04:31 PM (7C6U9)

74 Hong Kong/ Mexican is just too much culture appropriation

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 04:32 PM (fwDg9)

75 California Mexican food is all burritos all the time.

Boring and stupid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:32 PM (YRXS4)

76 I do wanna try tacos soon

but I don't know if I want soft taco or crunchy
what do you guys like

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 04:32 PM (/7KEl)

77 Willowed, but Thread-related:

255 261 260 259 258 255:
NOOD FOOD
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:14 PM (ynpvh)

food should always be nude, no?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (uTTG7)

They why do birds have dressing, eh?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

Even salads have dressing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

And food can be coated.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:32 PM (ynpvh)

78 Best turkey in Mexico comes from Oaxaca. Or so says a Mexican crew leader from a few years back.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 28, 2024 04:32 PM (R4t5M)

79 A perfect way to finish a vigorous day of organic tree farming is with a giant platter of refried beans, melty cheese and a tortilla full of some kind of meat.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2024 04:33 PM (JwHpX)

80 76 I do wanna try tacos soon

but I don't know if I want soft taco or crunchy
what do you guys like

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 04:32 PM (/7KEl)

Depends on you. Too crunchy and the taco shell breaks. I'm more of a softy when it comes to tacos.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:33 PM (ynpvh)

81 The Chinese/Mexican/Italian/American restaurants in Canada are hilarious.

They do make strong drinks though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:33 PM (YRXS4)

82 but I don't know if I want soft taco or crunchy
what do you guys like
Posted by: Don Black
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I don't understand what you are saying...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2024 04:33 PM (7C6U9)

83 73 Well-smoked Texas brisket is, of course, the pinnacle of culinary accomplishment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax

I thought the pinnacle of culinary accomplishment was having your spouse admit you cook better than his/her mom.

And if you can't reach that goal, having your own mom admit that you cook better than she does will also get you there.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (exHjb)

84 I hope you are fortunate enough to have a Mexican place where you can buy some chicharrones nearby.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (MeG8a)

85 74 Hong Kong/ Mexican is just too much culture appropriation

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 04:32 PM (fwDg9)

Not if the wife is Chinese and I'm Mexican...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (ynpvh)

86 PS - Please tell me Talenti isn't woke...or don't, and I'll live in ignorance...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:08 PM (exHjb)

I have no idea, and I will also not look.

I absolutely love lemon sorbet, and Kroger's Private Selection brand is delicious and reasonably priced at 3.49 a pint. I usually stock up when it's on sale for 2.49 or two-for-one.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (OX9vb)

87 The Chinese/Mexican/Italian/American restaurants in Canada are hilarious.

They do make strong drinks though.


Are you questioning their cultural bona fides?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (CsUN+)

88 Made bread (again) this week and I think, after 40 years of experimentation, I'm getting it down. A neighbor asked me to try one of her recipes that just was not turning out. So, I gave it a whirl.

It's basically a two day ferment bread baked in a hot dutch oven with plenty of steam added. The key issue that she was having was she wasn't baking it long enough with the lid off at the end. I figure bread is done when the interior reaches 200 F. She didn't let it get there.

I've started to experiment with small additions of specialty flours and I'm getting positive results but more work is needed. The only down side is we are needing to eat up the 'experiments'.

Damn!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (WXNFJ)

89 Back in my serious foodie days I made mole poblano from scratch. I thought it was good but hardly worth the trouble.

Our regular grocery store is in a majority Hispanic town and I can buy a variety of good packaged moles there--which I what I do.

If you're into tripas, they've got you covered.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (FEVMW)

90 Crunchy taco>>>soft taco.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:35 PM (YRXS4)

91 84 I hope you are fortunate enough to have a Mexican place where you can buy some chicharrones nearby.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (MeG8a)

I make chicharrones en salsa verde. Probably not the best that's made, but good enough for me and the kid (younger one doesn't like the texture).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

92 I do wanna try tacos soon

but I don't know if I want soft taco or crunchy
what do you guys like
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 04:32 PM (/7KEl)


Soft is more authentic, however-

I do loves me a nice crispy Tex-Mex beef taco with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese and onions.

Eatin' rarely gets better than that.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 04:36 PM (eDfFs)

93 Art,

Why so hard to get a job between 16-18?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2024 04:36 PM (7C6U9)

94 89 Back in my serious foodie days I made mole poblano from scratch. I thought it was good but hardly worth the trouble.

Our regular grocery store is in a majority Hispanic town and I can buy a variety of good packaged moles there--which I what I do.

If you're into tripas, they've got you covered.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (FEVMW)

I like tripas, Mexican and Chinese style.
I LOVE a good menudo. Posole is pretty darned good too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:36 PM (ynpvh)

95 80 76 I do wanna try tacos soon

but I don't know if I want soft taco or crunchy
what do you guys like

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 04:32 PM (/7KEl)

Depends on you. Too crunchy and the taco shell breaks. I'm more of a softy when it comes to tacos.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:33 PM (ynpvh)

Since we've been enjoying the 80 cent 100% whole grain taco shells courtesy of Safeway, my daughter has solved this problem.

Rather than the Food Network solution of melting cheese in your hard shells to keep them from breaking b/c, well, that would contaminate my shells (but you could try that), she decided she just breaks them in half and has open face tacos, like a tostado but not...it works surprisingly excellently...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:36 PM (exHjb)

96 91 84 I hope you are fortunate enough to have a Mexican place where you can buy some chicharrones nearby.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (MeG8a)

I make chicharrones en salsa verde. Probably not the best that's made, but good enough for me and the kid (younger one doesn't like the texture).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

and yes, I make tacos with it, using corn tortillas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:37 PM (ynpvh)

97 You gotta start with a homemade tortilla. Essential for making a good taco.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 28, 2024 04:37 PM (R4t5M)

98 Now, everyone here is obsessed with trying to figure out how to make it with my ice cream maker.

I just recently made an egg white-based sorbet from an Italian cookbook I got as a gift over Valentine’s day. It was amazing. The version I made is lemon, but should be doable as coffee.

Sorbetto limone (Campania)*
1 lb lemons; 1-½ cups sugar; 3 cups water; 3 egg whites

Zest three of the lemons and reserve. Juice all lemons. Mix sugar, zest, and water in saucepan, bring to a boil, and simmer for five to six minutes. Remove from heat and cool to room temperature. Strain, stir in the lemon juice, and pour into a cold glass or metal freezer storage bowl. Put in freezer, removing every forty to sixty minutes to stir vigorously. When it begins to solidify, beat the egg whites stiff and fold into the syrup. Freeze for four hours or overnight.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2024 04:37 PM (EXyHK)

99 A good Posole is to die for!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2024 04:37 PM (7C6U9)

100 86 PS - Please tell me Talenti isn't woke...or don't, and I'll live in ignorance...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:08 PM (exHjb)

I have no idea, and I will also not look.

I absolutely love lemon sorbet, and Kroger's Private Selection brand is delicious and reasonably priced at 3.49 a pint. I usually stock up when it's on sale for 2.49 or two-for-one.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM (OX9vb)

Nearest Kroger - in Maryland. Dang it!

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:38 PM (exHjb)

101 You gotta start with a homemade tortilla. Essential for making a good taco.

I like to pick out the dog or cat I'll be using first.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 04:38 PM (CsUN+)

102 95
...

Rather than the Food Network solution of melting cheese in your hard shells to keep them from breaking b/c, well, that would contaminate my shells (but you could try that), she decided she just breaks them in half and has open face tacos, like a tostado but not...it works surprisingly excellently...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:36 PM (exHjb)

Same reason I don't like tostadas. LOL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:38 PM (ynpvh)

103 97 You gotta start with a homemade tortilla. Essential for making a good taco.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 28, 2024 04:37 PM (R4t5M)

Or get one from the local tortilleria, if you have one. Oh, those fresh tortillas...I could eat 'em with butter and a dash of salt...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

104 98 Now, everyone here is obsessed with trying to figure out how to make it with my ice cream maker.

I just recently made an egg white-based sorbet from an Italian cookbook I got as a gift over Valentine’s day. It was amazing. The version I made is lemon, but should be doable as coffee.

Sorbetto limone (Campania)*
1 lb lemons; 1-½ cups sugar; 3 cups water; 3 egg whites

Zest three of the lemons and reserve. Juice all lemons. Mix sugar, zest, and water in saucepan, bring to a boil, and simmer for five to six minutes. Remove from heat and cool to room temperature. Strain, stir in the lemon juice, and pour into a cold glass or metal freezer storage bowl. Put in freezer, removing every forty to sixty minutes to stir vigorously. When it begins to solidify, beat the egg whites stiff and fold into the syrup. Freeze for four hours or overnight.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2024 04:37 PM (EXyHK)

Thanks! Gonna print this for the kids if they want a Mother's Day attempt!

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:39 PM (exHjb)

105 I was at a friends yesterday and they made this smoked queso with brisket. SO, SO good.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2024 04:39 PM (7C6U9)

106 I perfected my breading for chicken fried steak. A perfect crust that came out crispy and light. Best I have ever made
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 04:19
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I'll bite. What is it? Also, do you double dip and use an egg wash? I made it last nite and always looking to improve.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 04:40 PM (ju2Fy)

107 You gotta start with a homemade tortilla. Essential for making a good taco.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner


Too much gas.

No, I mean it's a waste of gas when you can buy 30 at the store for $5. I've made dozens but it take like 30min to make 18 unless you have a flat-top grill handy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 04:41 PM (IG4Id)

108 Back in the 1980s when I lived in SoCal a Mexican restaurant wasn't considered authentic unless you had an older brown skinned woman in costume making the tortillas by hand by a hearth.
Probably just for show.
Hey, it's a gig.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 28, 2024 04:41 PM (MeG8a)

109 101 You gotta start with a homemade tortilla. Essential for making a good taco.

I like to pick out the dog or cat I'll be using first.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 04:38 PM (CsUN+)

Mexican joke:

Chinese man was selling food, kept saying, "Tacos de calne de lata! Tacos de calne de lata" (carne de lata = canned meat). Turns out he couldn't pronounce the "R"s...
(carne de rata = rat meat)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:42 PM (ynpvh)

110 A good Posole is to die for!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2024 04:37 PM (7C6U9)



I love making posole. Sooooo stupidly easy to make and yet, sooooooo delicious.

Don't forget the fresh toppings or the Aztec Gods will carve out your heart and make a burrito out of it.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 04:42 PM (eDfFs)

111 Lentils and rice. *sigh* It is a complete protein.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 04:42 PM (D7oie)

112 A good Posole is to die for!
Posted by: lin-duh


You're telling me~!

Posted by: That guy in Breaking Bad at April 28, 2024 04:42 PM (IG4Id)

113 jim (in Kalifornia)--

Most people who don't like menudo--and I'm one of them--don't like it because of the tripas. For me it's the hominy. Same with posole. I don't know why, but I've always hated the texture of hominy since I was a kid. My dad loved it so it's not genetic.

Yeah, I know I'm a crazy minority.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 04:42 PM (FEVMW)

114 Looks a little dry.

Posted by: Guy Who Always Shows Up To Piss You Off at April 28, 2024 04:42 PM (pDQ/8)

115 Sorbetto limone (Campania)*

(snip)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2024 04:37 PM (EXyHK)


Stephen,

What's the asterisk referring to?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2024 04:43 PM (/HDaX)

116 Thanks! Gonna print this for the kids if they want a Mother's Day attempt!

Prego!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2024 04:43 PM (EXyHK)

117 111 Lentils and rice. *sigh* It is a complete protein.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 04:42 PM (D7oie)

Sounds like you need to replace some of the water in those lentils with an Indian curry sauce and a can of coconut milk (depending how much you're making) - have some pizzazz with the meal...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:43 PM (exHjb)

118 Corn tortilla with beans. If feeling rich, I add cheese. I seldom add salsa. I have some dehydrated refritos that I use now, so that I can do a quick lunch.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 04:43 PM (yeEu9)

119 108 Back in the 1980s when I lived in SoCal a Mexican restaurant wasn't considered authentic unless you had an older brown skinned woman in costume making the tortillas by hand by a hearth.
Probably just for show.
Hey, it's a gig.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 28, 2024 04:41 PM (MeG8a)

Sounds like a restaurant I've been to...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:44 PM (ynpvh)

120 111 Lentils and rice. *sigh* It is a complete protein.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 04:42 PM (D7oie)

Beans and rice too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:44 PM (ynpvh)

121 tripe in Spanish is "menudo"
tripas is what we call "chitterins"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 04:45 PM (D7oie)

122 What's the asterisk referring to?

I use Markdown to get formatting in my AOSHQ comments. I tried to bold the title but must have left out an asterisk at the start. So it thought it was italicized instead and left the orphan asterisk alone.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2024 04:45 PM (EXyHK)

123 So it thought it was italicized instead and left the orphan asterisk alone.

Cool. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something important to the recipe.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2024 04:46 PM (/HDaX)

124 Woo Hoo I went to the market and bought a nice little porterhouse. I haven't seen one at the Walmart grocery ever..
The last porterhouse I bought was on 9st at Esposito's right near the slaughter house there. I remember it was 52 bucks it was so thick I had the meat cutter (butcher is a bad word according to my brother who retired from the union) cut that steak in half on the band saw.... MMM was an awesome way to celebrate the Eagles win in Superbowl Lll..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 04:46 PM (ERdWw)

125 >>>Back in the 1980s when I lived in SoCal a Mexican restaurant wasn't considered authentic unless you had an older brown skinned woman in costume making the tortillas by hand by a hearth.
Probably just for show.
Hey, it's a gig.

Posted by: gourmand du jour

>You have to admit that those tortillas were the best. Warm and fresh.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2024 04:47 PM (pDQ/8)

126 Beans and rice too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:44 PM (ynpvh)


I cook the beans in the broth that I cook chicken or beef in, or with bones for the extra flavor. That makes a tasty dinner. It also helps with the protein level.

I used to get lentils that were just boiled lentils and white rice. Daily. Because that is what a staple is, and no one was going to eat cassava or things made out of corn because that was not classy or something.
so rice and lentils.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 04:48 PM (D7oie)

127 113 jim (in Kalifornia)--

Most people who don't like menudo--and I'm one of them--don't like it because of the tripas. For me it's the hominy. Same with posole. I don't know why, but I've always hated the texture of hominy since I was a kid. My dad loved it so it's not genetic.

Yeah, I know I'm a crazy minority.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 04:42 PM (FEVMW)

there are different types of tripe...menudo doesn't use them all.
https://www.clovegarden.com
/ingred/ab_tripezx.html

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:48 PM (ynpvh)

128 firehoused = firehosed
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 04:30 PM


You look like you're having some trouble spelling. Would you like some help?

Posted by: Clippy at April 28, 2024 04:49 PM (Y5eV6)

129 jim in kalifornia your right, that is funny

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 04:50 PM (fwDg9)

130 Sounds like a restaurant I've been to...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


It's a Trader Joe's now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 04:50 PM (IG4Id)

131 121 tripe in Spanish is "menudo"
tripas is what we call "chitterins"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 04:45 PM (D7oie)

As a child when we were not paying attention one of me Mums sayings was "Don't stand there like tripe waiting for vinegar" she was from England . Mum told us and laughed at the elites she worked for at how jugged hare was prepared..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 04:50 PM (ERdWw)

132 Cool. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something important to the recipe.

“*Non preparare mai il sorbetto al limone di lunedì, durante il mese di maggio o dopo mezzanotte.”

I just ignored it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2024 04:50 PM (EXyHK)

133 The Chinese/Mexican/Italian/American restaurants in Canada are hilarious.

They do make strong drinks though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 04:33 PM (YRXS4)

Used to be, in Vancouver, the only good Chinese food you could get, and it was mighty good, was Cantonese, and only in Chinatown. Ate there a lot in my yute. Now there are only one or two good places in Chinatown anymore, and excellent regional Chinese restaurants of various kinds are all found in the formerly lily-white suburbs. Also true of Calgary.

Hot and Sour Soup poured over sizzling rice. Yum!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 04:51 PM (8zz6B)

134 Tex-Mex.....it's not that hard. Just say it and enjoy it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 28, 2024 04:52 PM (Aoykm)

135 131 121 tripe in Spanish is "menudo"
tripas is what we call "chitterins"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 04:45 PM (D7oie)

As a child when we were not paying attention one of me Mums sayings was "Don't stand there like tripe waiting for vinegar" she was from England . Mum told us and laughed at the elites she worked for at how jugged hare was prepared..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 04:50 PM (ERdWw)

Hares have juggs? Who knew.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:53 PM (ynpvh)

136 “*Non preparare mai il sorbetto al limone di lunedì, durante il mese di maggio o dopo mezzanotte.”

I just ignored it.


Heh.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2024 04:53 PM (/HDaX)

137 Flap meat? Belly , Bum or Boobs? I got you!

-weight reduction surgeon

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 04:54 PM (ERdWw)

138 Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 04:45 PM (D7oie)

Menudo. So good and medicinal. Especially if you find the Coahuila version with a few pig knuckles in it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 28, 2024 04:54 PM (Aoykm)

139 Hey, just wanted to intervene on the food thread since I made a Midwestern staple today of "Chicken and Noodles"!

So i thought I'd jump in with the difference between noodles vs pasta. It's real simple and comes down to ONE component from the eggs. Simple answer, YOLK, YOLK, YOLK!

Both noodles and pasta consist of 4 ingredients, Flour, Eggs, Salt, and (some) Water. The biggest difference is how you divide the egg.

A true "egg noodle" uses more YOLK than standard pasta. And getting fresh, farm eggs (or duck eggs) makes a HUGE difference in how a noodle tastes.

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at April 28, 2024 04:55 PM (e/Osv)

140 Used to be, in Vancouver, the only good Chinese food you could get, and it was mighty good, was Cantonese, and only in Chinatown. Ate there a lot in my yute. Now there are only one or two good places in Chinatown anymore, and excellent regional Chinese restaurants of various kinds are all found in the formerly lily-white suburbs. Also true of Calgary.

Last night, we ate in our favorite Chinese restaurant here in NoVa. We hadn't been for quite awhile since we moved to a different area. They used to have nothing but Chinese staff, many of whom barely spoke English. Now the staff is all Hispanic, many of whom barely speak English.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 04:55 PM (CsUN+)

141 I thought the pinnacle of culinary accomplishment was having your spouse admit you cook better than his/her mom.

And if you can't reach that goal, having your own mom admit that you cook better than she does will also get you there.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM


Fair point. Good thing my wife loves my brisket, then.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 04:56 PM (8FLKv)

142 One might think a classic flour Tortilla is quick, and easy.

Not so! The dough requires kneading, or a stand mixer, same as yeast breads. So much for “I’ll just crank these out like biscuits”

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2024 04:57 PM (am7Lt)

143 You gotta start with a homemade tortilla. Essential for making a good taco.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner



Knew a lady in Germany who's tortillas were the best ever!!! Melt in your mouth good!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 04:57 PM (W/lyH)

144 Hares have juggs? Who knew.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:53 PM (ynpvh

Well how it works is after the hare is skinned it gets hung out until flies lay their eggs and maggots burrow holes theoretically tenderizing the meat.... Since I'm grown this seems like a recipe left over from Medieval Times..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 04:57 PM (ERdWw)

145 141 I thought the pinnacle of culinary accomplishment was having your spouse admit you cook better than his/her mom.

And if you can't reach that goal, having your own mom admit that you cook better than she does will also get you there.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 04:34 PM

Fair point. Good thing my wife loves my brisket, then.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 04:56 PM (8FLKv)

Oh, Mom NEVER shared her important recipes with us, or at least not the WHOLE recipe; she wanted her food to taste better than anyone elses. My brother had to watch her cook beans to see what she was using and how much, as she gave him a recipe purposefully missing a few key ingredients.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

146 A few weeks ago at a nearby restaurant when I was waiting for my take-out pizza I witnessed a young "newcomer" couple asking the manager for a job. They would speak into his phone, which would then translate it for the manager, then the reverse for the response. The manager wanted them to come back in a few days when a certain Spanish-speaking kitchen person was available.

What happens when they raise minimum wage? My guess is this dude will get the job for cash under the table -- and then no one gets experience or the chance to advance/climb the ladder.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2024 04:58 PM (cCVOS)

147 Lamb chops with rosemary, garlic, smoked paprika and S/P on the grill, lentil soup and chicken momos tonight.

But.... first Martinis! 🍸

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 04:59 PM (Q4IgG)

148 One might think a classic flour Tortilla is quick, and easy.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2024 04:57 PM (am7Lt)


Good ones are mighty tasty!

Made poorly they are sticky and flour-tasting.

Yuck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 04:59 PM (d9fT1)

149 144 Hares have juggs? Who knew.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:53 PM (ynpvh

Well how it works is after the hare is skinned it gets hung out until flies lay their eggs and maggots burrow holes theoretically tenderizing the meat.... Since I'm grown this seems like a recipe left over from Medieval Times..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 04:57 PM (ERdWw)

Sounds like it could be served with a nice Casu Martzu...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:59 PM (ynpvh)

150 We're cooking fajitas here in a bit if it stops raining! We just got 2-3 inches, can't get to gauge just yet. We marinate the fajita in ruby red grapefruit juice for a a day or two and cook it over very hot mesquite coals.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 28, 2024 05:00 PM (w61ve)

151 Hares have juggs? Who knew.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:53 PM


European hares typically have 16.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 28, 2024 05:00 PM (8FLKv)

152 Senior Burrito in Boca Raton FL serve up a serious Steak Fajita... Its a family run hole in the wall joint with a considerable line outside. The best Mexican food evah was off a truck. I was served a fresh cooked shredded beef chimichanga ,,,

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 05:02 PM (ERdWw)

153 Best margarita I've ever had, besides my own, was way up country in Thailand in a town called Pnitsanulok. Guy there stayed after his time was up during Vietnam and married local. Opened a Mexican place.
Food was good, but the margaritas....!!! Damn!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 05:02 PM (W/lyH)

154 151 Hares have juggs? Who knew.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:53 PM

European hares typically have 16.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 28, 2024 05:00 PM (8FLKv)

I do not think you know what jugs are, young man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:02 PM (ynpvh)

155 When did 8+right paren stop being a smiley face?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 05:03 PM (8FLKv)

156 And I just had a message marked as possible spam by pixy for the word:
juggs
in a sentence.
Related to the issue with
Buggs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:03 PM (ynpvh)

157 150 We're cooking fajitas here in a bit if it stops raining! We just got 2-3 inches, can't get to gauge just yet. We marinate the fajita in ruby red grapefruit juice for a a day or two and cook it over very hot mesquite coals.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 28, 2024 05:00 PM (w61ve)

Huh - for chicken? Over lime? Or with lime, too?

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 05:05 PM (exHjb)

158 Wiki on Casu Marzu:
..."It is possible for the larvae to survive the stomach acid and remain in the intestine, leading to a condition called pseudomyiasis. There have been documented cases of pseudomyiasis with P. casei,[14][15] though CNN claims no such cases have been linked to casu marzu.[4]

A cooperation between sheep farmers and researchers at the University of Sassari developed a hygienic method of production in 2005, aiming to allow the legal selling of the cheese.[16]

Because of its fermentation process, the Guinness World Records listed casu martzu as the world's most dangerous cheese in 2009.[4] "

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:06 PM (ynpvh)

159 Sounds like it could be served with a nice Casu Martzu...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:59 PM (ynpvh)

yes and as a palette cleanser a swirl of Mescal ...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 05:06 PM (ERdWw)

160 159 Sounds like it could be served with a nice Casu Martzu...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:59 PM (ynpvh)

yes and as a palette cleanser a swirl of Mescal ...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 05:06 PM (ERdWw)

And if 6 shots don't get the taste out of your mouth...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:07 PM (ynpvh)

161 I do not think you know what jugs are, young man.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:02 PM


I do too! I hacked into Cmdr. Riker's holodeck library, and copied his Martian Women program. They have three of them!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 28, 2024 05:08 PM (/SB8w)

162 Flaming Amy's in Wilmington has the best burritos ever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2024 05:08 PM (CHHv1)

163 I'm outta here. Have a good day folks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:08 PM (ynpvh)

164 Mexican food? No.

Tex-Mex? Eh, if I have to.

New Mexican food? Always. I lived in NM for 30 years. The cooks there know their way around chile like no one else.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2024 05:08 PM (VGOMa)

165 Related to the issue with
B***s?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:03 PM (ynpvh)

Related to the last four letters, which happen to be a brand of boot much beloved of spammers.

And Bugs Bunny has only one "g".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 05:08 PM (8zz6B)

166 There are a series of simple recipe cook books with attached politically incorrect stories. They are called the "Bull Cook" books by George Herter of Herter's outfitters. The company itself is pretty much gone, now just a Cabela's brand name. And the books are long out of print. You can find them on eBay though and for fans of non-pretentious definitely worth a look and a laugh.

Posted by: brindle at April 28, 2024 05:08 PM (Wzyjq)

167 164 Mexican food? No.

Tex-Mex? Eh, if I have to.

New Mexican food? Always. I lived in NM for 30 years. The cooks there know their way around chile like no one else.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2024 05:08 PM (VGOMa)

You aren't one of those folks that hates squid but loves calamari, are you?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

168 165 Related to the issue with
B***s?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:03 PM (ynpvh)

Related to the last four letters, which happen to be a brand of boot much beloved of spammers.

And Bugs Bunny has only one "g".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 05:08 PM (8zz6B)

Yes, I realized that after I wrote it wrong a few days back. LOL
Thanks for the explanation. At least I have one now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:10 PM (ynpvh)

169 I refuse to eat anything with maggots in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 05:10 PM (8zz6B)

170 169 I refuse to eat anything with maggots in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 05:10 PM (8zz6B)

You can always pick them out first, or with Cazu Marzu do this:

"Some who eat the cheese prefer not to ingest the maggots. Those who do not wish to eat them place the cheese in a sealed paper bag. The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a "pitter-patter" sound. When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:11 PM (ynpvh)

171 And I'm REALLY out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

172 169 I refuse to eat anything with maggots in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 05:10 PM (8zz6B)

Especially if they are alive and wriggling around...

I mean, cereal has dead maggots in tiny quantities, right? So, I'd just be against the alive ones...VERY against the alive ones...any alive ones...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 05:12 PM (exHjb)

173 I gotta give it to New Mexico for being the only state (that I know of) with a State Question--and Answer.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 05:13 PM (FEVMW)

174 the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:11 PM (ynpvh)

No. Not by me, it can't.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 05:13 PM (OX9vb)

175 "Some who eat the cheese prefer not to ingest the maggots. Those who do not wish to eat them place the cheese in a sealed paper bag. The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a "pitter-patter" sound. When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:11 PM (ynpvh)


Or you could just pitch the maggoty cheese into a cement kiln, and eat a jar of Cheez Whiz instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 05:14 PM (8zz6B)

176 I mean, cereal has dead maggots in tiny quantities, right? So, I'd just be against the alive ones...VERY against the alive ones...any alive ones...
Posted by: Nova Local


No, it doesn't. You're thinking of grain beetles or weevils. Some of which are still alive.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 05:15 PM (IG4Id)

177 TexMex is pretty much its own cuisine at this point. When I was a kid, almost every little cafe and diner in west Texas offered cheese enchiladas and refried beans as side items. I used to love getting fried chicken with a side of cheese enchiladas. It's a miracle I'm still alive.

Posted by: Gus at April 28, 2024 05:16 PM (zzEOu)

178
Because the weather was amendable made salmon outside over an open wood fire flame. Drenched in teriyaki sauce.

Pretty damn good. Wife was much more enthusiastic about the taste.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 05:16 PM (RKVpM)

179 Tijana Flats in FL sells hot sauce for independent vendors,
Some have whacky names.
A couple names come to mind

Slap My Ass and Call Me Sally
Don't Be a Chicken Shit Hot Sauce
Hellacious Hot Sauce

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 05:17 PM (ERdWw)

180 Wood fired pizza last night and calzones with the leftover pizza dough today.
I am using mesquite and almond wood for the pizza oven heating and like the combination (and it was loads cheaper than olive, pecan, and/or oak).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 05:17 PM (48HU+)

181 Real Mexican fast food sucks. There are good dishes but you have to go to a fine restaurant.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 05:18 PM (aD39U)

182 Or eat at someone's home.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 05:19 PM (aD39U)

183 Here in Collier county FL we get our Mexican food from the peoples of central America, not Mexico. Lotsa hispanics here but mostly from Guatemala, and the overflow Cubans from Miami. Smatters of Hondurans, Salvadorans, some Panamanians, teensie bits from Costa Rica and the D.R.

Mexicans are dead last on the 'spanic tree here.

But all those central American countries do their pork, chicken, and fish dishes with similar garnishments and vegetables.

Long ago, before we landed on the moon, I worked on a big steel mill furnace build in East Chicago, IN. I'd grown up in NE OH and did not ever experience Mex. My fellow engineer on the job was a Mexican blueblood spaniard from Mexico City, a guy in training to run our furnace-build expansion biz in Monterey.

Outside the gates of the mill stretched the two dozen or so blocks of East Chicago, IN, with hardly any signage in English for block after block. Mexican restaurants everywhere. Guillermo and I tried them all, him schooling me on what was good and what was not. He said US Mex food was akin to Mexico City street food. We settled on the three or four best joints for and return visits.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 28, 2024 05:19 PM (KiBMU)

184 "Some who eat the cheese prefer not to ingest the maggots. Those who do not wish to eat them place the cheese in a sealed paper bag. The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a "pitter-patter" sound. When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:11 PM (ynpvh)

In the day our cure for pubic body lice was to shave one side then light the other side on fire. What they come running out
Stab them with an ice pic..
as told to me by returning Vietnam Vets ...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 05:20 PM (ERdWw)

185 >> I gotta give it to New Mexico for being the only state (that I know of) with a State Question--and Answer.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 05:13 PM

Do you want sopaipillas with that?

The answer is yes, please.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2024 05:22 PM (VGOMa)

186 returning Vietnam Vets ...
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn

Those were the Marines.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 05:23 PM (48HU+)

187 163 I'm outta here. Have a good day folks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 05:08 PM (ynpvh)

Cya later Jim

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 05:23 PM (ERdWw)

188 >> I gotta give it to New Mexico for being the only state (that I know of) with a State Question--and Answer.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 05:13 PM

Do you want sopaipillas with that?

The answer is yes, please.
Posted by: huerfano

Definitely the answer at La Posta in Old Mesilla N.M.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 05:24 PM (48HU+)

189 Which reminds me: I'm not having whatever the kid is preparing and/or wearing in the last pic.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 05:27 PM (48HU+)

190 You can find them on eBay though and for fans of non-pretentious definitely worth a look and a laugh.

I have the first one of these. They are weirdly funny. The author, or at least their writing style, has no sense of perspective.

For your convenience I will start with meats, fish, eggs, soups and sauces, sandwiches, vegetables, the art of French frying, desserts, how to dress game, how to properly sharpen a knife, how to make wines and beer, how to make French soap and also what to do in case of hydrogen or cobalt bomb attacks, keeping as much in alphabetical order as possible.

It’s the “keeping as much in alphabetical order as possible” that always gets me.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2024 05:27 PM (EXyHK)

191 I suspect we eat more bugs than we thonk

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 05:28 PM (fwDg9)

192
Those were the Marines.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 05:23 PM (48HU+)

Of which there were many from our town. Most but not all made it home.
I attended Rutgers then the draft ended. Plus I garnered a misdemeanor possession of marijuana charge at age 18. 1970 I was reclassified to 1-H I often wondered if the H stood for Homo lmao

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at April 28, 2024 05:29 PM (ERdWw)

193 I suspect we eat more bugs than we thonk
Posted by: Skip


True. But the problem is that some bugs harbor fungus and/or bacterial. And chitin can induce allergic reaction. Think of how many people have shellfish allergies. Yeah, like that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 05:33 PM (IG4Id)

194
1-H stood for 'Holding' category. You were ordered to carry your draft card with you at all times as ordered by President Nixon. As the order has never been rescinded I hope you sorry sons of bitches are still carrying the tattered remains of your draft card in your wallet.

Everywhere. Daily.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 05:33 PM (RKVpM)

195 Went to Trader Joe's today to stock up on wine. Of course I stocked up on other things too. Right now munching on jicama socks drenched in fresh lime juice a sprinkled with a bit of salt. For dinner Trader Joe's Chicken Enchiladas Verde.

Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2024 05:34 PM (oaGWv)

196 The author, or at least their writing style, has no sense of perspective.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2024 05:27 PM (EXyHK)

LOL, "for your convenience..."

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 05:34 PM (OX9vb)

197 Don't look inside spaghetti dried noodles

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 05:35 PM (fwDg9)

198 Chicken is looking good, not sure my potato is done but could microwave it if not. Charcoal is almost prime now.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 05:37 PM (fwDg9)

199 True. But the problem is that some bugs harbor fungus and/or bacterial. And chitin can induce allergic reaction. Think of how many people have shellfish allergies. Yeah, like that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 05:33 PM (IG4Id)

If WEF head honcho Klaus Schwab is ever taken captive by patriots, he needs to be fed a diet of pate made from cockroaches, maggots, and hornets. And nothing else.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 05:37 PM (8zz6B)

200 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-54
Liftoff is targeted for 6:08 p.m. EDT

https://www.youtube.com/live/DOaEurnrB3I

Posted by: Ciampino - Looking everywhere for it at April 28, 2024 05:38 PM (qfLjt)

201 @195

Sticks not socks. Damn autocorrect.

Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2024 05:38 PM (oaGWv)

202 >>Definitely the answer at La Posta in Old Mesilla N.M.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 05:24 PM

Had a margarita there many decades ago. Excellent salsa.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2024 05:40 PM (VGOMa)

203 . Right now munching on jicama socks drenched in fresh lime juice a sprinkled with a bit of salt.
Posted by: Tuna


I saw Jicama Socks open for the Flying Burrito Brothers at the Cow Palace in '79.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 05:40 PM (IG4Id)

204 In the end, there can be only one.

Posted by: Jicama Socks at April 28, 2024 05:44 PM (u+EuJ)

205 >>> I gotta give it to New Mexico for being the only state (that I know of) with a State Question--and Answer.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 05:13 PM

Do you want sopaipillas with that?

The answer is yes, please.

Posted by: huerfano

>The answer is that Alec is guilty.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2024 05:44 PM (pDQ/8)

206 I smoked a seven pound chuck roast in my little electric smoker today and finished it in the oven. I took it out to check the temp and pulled off a small piece and it tasted very good. The cat practically climbed my leg to get at it. It is now resting until suppertime.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2024 05:45 PM (VGOMa)

207 Tortillas:

https://m.youtube.com/watchv=
RlmlRJh8yHw&pp=
ygUURXBpY3VyaW91c
yB0b3J0aWxsYXM%3D

Coincidentally, I watched about 3 of this guy's videos before today's food thread was posted.

Posted by: Emmie at April 28, 2024 05:48 PM (Sf2cq)

208 Blue corn tortillas are the best. They are now selling the blue corn flour in the grocery.

I also cook my rice with a beef neck bone in it and use a hot tomato sauce plus tomatillos.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 05:50 PM (LfcYE)

209 The maple charcoal flavors the food

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 05:51 PM (fwDg9)

210 Trying tortillas again:

https://tinyurl.com/3h6m262j

Posted by: Emmie at April 28, 2024 05:51 PM (Sf2cq)

211 Gluten Free Trivia ... While planning items earlier this week to take to an 80th birthday party today (where several guests were Celiac), I stumbled on a tip for making GF cookies ... i.e., prepare the cookie dough and refrigerate for at least 24 hours, which allows the GF flours to better absorb the fats and softens textures which tend to be grainy ... Must have worked because today's cookies got rave reviews.

Posted by: Kathy at April 28, 2024 05:55 PM (p69D5)

212 I gotta give it to New Mexico for being the only state (that I know of) with a State Question--and Answer.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey


MN has no State Question, but two State Answers. "You betcha" for yes, and "Uff-da" for no.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 06:02 PM (DgGvY)

213 How can you mention New Mexico and not note the glorious hatch chile?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:04 PM (LfcYE)

214 Best I have ever made

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 04:19 PM (LfcYE)


If it is truly that good then I want the damned recipe!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 06:04 PM (d9fT1)

215 We support President Joe Biden 100% because reflects are wants and needs.... He is exactly like us.....

Posted by: U.S. Cemetaries at April 28, 2024 06:05 PM (PYJJG)

216 >>> 193 I suspect we eat more bugs than we thonk
Posted by: Skip

True. But the problem is that some bugs harbor fungus and/or bacterial. And chitin can induce allergic reaction. Think of how many people have shellfish allergies. Yeah, like that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 05:33 PM (IG4Id)

My hens cheerfully eeet zee boogz and provide delicious, nutritious eggs.

>>> 199
==
If WEF head honcho Klaus Schwab is ever taken captive by patriots, he needs to be fed a diet of pate made from cockroaches, maggots, and hornets. And nothing else.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 05:37 PM (8zz6B)

AOP Johnson is right!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 06:05 PM (llON8)

217 Posted by: Kathy at April 28, 2024 05:55 PM (p69D5)

Unless I am in a rush I always refrigerate cookie doughs overnight.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 06:05 PM (d9fT1)

218 I was lucky enough to stay in Guadalajara for a couple weeks once, and I was surprised to find that the fine Mexican food there often consisted of big chunks of meat floating in various spicy sauces. In fact the people of that city hate a while lot of meat, in general. It was surprising, and good.
The best restaurant meal I had was a steak made in their special style - they covered it with a thick coating corn dough and spices, and buried it in hot coals for about 3 hours. Then they brought it out and tore off the charcoalized breading at your table when they served it - tasted incredible!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 06:06 PM (q3gwH)

219 CBD, it was so good I would serve it to you with pride. The finishing touch is frying it in pecan oil.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:07 PM (LfcYE)

220 When I was growing up in the Spanish Community in Tokyo Japan my Irish Mother and Albanian Father used to serve me Spaghetti and meatballs with are Sauerkraut. I can relate to the Puerto African people....

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2024 06:08 PM (PYJJG)

221 Stay safe, Texas morons! Tornado and flood watch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 28, 2024 06:10 PM (FkUwd)

222 Eris, thank you. Been keeping a weather eye out all weekend. Had one about 10 miles north on Friday.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:12 PM (LfcYE)

223 Had matzo brei with syrup for breakfast, although I usually use brown sugar.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:12 PM (RIvkX)

224 Yeah, I'm in FW this weekend and the sun has just come out. But really heavy weather is rolling across Tyler and Palestine (the Texas one) right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 06:13 PM (q3gwH)

225 You're right- dumb article about french toast. Short version- challah and brioche make better tasting french toast than old orowheat bread. But frankly, its all pretty delicious

Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2024 06:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

226 >>Why so hard to get a job between 16-18?
Posted by: lin-duh

As I recall there are work hour restrictions for 16-18 year olds and limitations on what kind of work they can do. Easier to hire > 18 year olds and not have to worry about any of that.

Posted by: Aviator at April 28, 2024 06:16 PM (HQ9Sl)

227 Ben Had, had a question for you @ #106. Do you use an egg wash and double dip your breading for the chicken fried steak?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 06:17 PM (ju2Fy)

228 I get Mexican food in the Mission, it is very authentic and most awesome. Recommend El Toro and La Corneta. A lot of cops eat at El Toro so it had to be good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:18 PM (RIvkX)

229 How can you mention New Mexico and not note the glorious hatch chile?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:04 PM


Or Chimayós, as essential to good chili as carrots aren't?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 06:20 PM (ungNC)

230 Short answer for why it's hard to get a jonb between the age of 16 - 18; because the marginal value of an unskilled worker at that age is less than minimum wage, so it is uneconomic for anyone to hire them.
And their minimum wage effectively becomes zero.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 06:22 PM (q3gwH)

231 You're right- dumb article about french toast. Short version- challah and brioche make better tasting french toast than old orowheat bread. But frankly, its all pretty delicious
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2024 06:15 PM


Discerning Food Thread readers know that French Toast is the delivery mechanism for the finest of Vermont Grade B maple syrups.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 06:22 PM (ungNC)

232 I smoked a seven pound chuck roast in my little electric smoker today and finished it in the oven.
Posted by: huerfano


7lbs??? Jeeze, dude, leave some cows for the rest of us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 06:23 PM (IG4Id)

233 OK I am doing this thick bone in chop by seasoning it, flouring it, egging it, then Panko bread crumbs

I chill it a few minutes to make the eggy flour-y bread crumb stuff congeal a bit

then I'm gonna brown it 2 minutes to a side, then 17 min @400

WHO'S WITH ME!?

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 06:24 PM (/7KEl)

234 olddog, I dry the meat real good and then do a first dredge in the seasoned flour. Next comes a wash of egg and buttermilk with a dash of tobasco.
Second dredge is pounded in not just coated. Then fried pecan oil. Crisp and fully coated.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:25 PM (LfcYE)

235 7lbs??? Jeeze, dude, leave some cows for the rest of us.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 06:23 PM (IG4Id)

Merely a flesh wound.

Posted by: 2000 lb cow at April 28, 2024 06:25 PM (di6C2)

236 More gluten-free trivia ... When I'm short of time and want to take a GF dessert to a gathering, I usually make Rice Krispy Treats ... Well, I recently noticed a twist on the original recipe where people replace some or all of the rice cereal with crushed Ruffles potato chips ... Had anyone ever had these? ... Thanks in advance!

Posted by: Kathy at April 28, 2024 06:25 PM (p69D5)

237 I was lucky enough to stay in Guadalajara for a couple weeks once, and I was surprised to find that the fine Mexican food there often consisted of big chunks of meat floating in various spicy sauces. In fact the people of that city hate a while lot of meat, in general. It was surprising, and good.
The best restaurant meal I had was a steak made in their special style - they covered it with a thick coating corn dough and spices, and buried it in hot coals for about 3 hours. Then they brought it out and tore off the charcoalized breading at your table when they served it - tasted incredible!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 06:06 PM (q3gwH)


Between all the hookers, coke, and mezcal how did you have time for a restaurant?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 06:26 PM (eDfFs)

238 WHO'S WITH ME!?
Posted by: Don Black


I need to buy an outdoor fryer. The oil stench gets to me at night.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 06:26 PM (IG4Id)

239 Well, I recently noticed a twist on the original recipe where people replace some or all of the rice cereal with crushed Ruffles potato chips ... Had anyone ever had these? ... Thanks in advance!
Posted by: Kathy at April 28, 2024 06:25 PM


It's been a number of years since I've had any Ruffles potato chips.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 06:27 PM (ungNC)

240 My favorite dipping sauce for shrimp is made from guajillo peppers. A nice blend of the peppers and Mexican crema.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:28 PM (LfcYE)

241 It's been a number of years since I've had any Ruffles potato chips.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 06:27 PM (ungNC)

I definitely have swung more towards classic potato chips over the years. Sour cream and Cheddar were always good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 06:29 PM (di6C2)

242 @237-

When the lovely and exotic Mrs naturalfake and I were in hong Kong,

The Chinese did a similar thing with chicken stuffed with vegetables and wrapped in leaves, then clay.

They smashed it open with a hammer , unwrap[ped the leaves then served it at your table.

Delicioso!


Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 06:29 PM (eDfFs)

243 https://tinyurl.com/mrs5ksuc
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

A very good one

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 06:29 PM (fwDg9)

244 I was lucky enough to stay in Guadalajara for a couple weeks once, and I was surprised to find that the fine Mexican food there
Posted by: Tom Servo

Between all the hookers, coke, and mezcal how did you have time for a restaurant?
Posted by: naturalfake


You need some calories to keep up with the coke and hookers.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 06:31 PM (DgGvY)

245 Because I could I made a tortilla press, took 1 time to try it, improved my model and we mad Rd them perfectly
Not sure we ever used it again sadly

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 06:31 PM (fwDg9)

246 If mexican food were any good then mexicans would not be trying to get out of mexico.


Americanized versions of nearly every food, save, maybe sushi, is better than where we got it from

Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 06:32 PM (RjBju)

247 Ben Had, curious if you added baking soda to your flour? I don't. Also, no buttermilk for my egg wash but whole milk was fine along with some Frank's. The pounding on the second flour application is new twist to me. Will give that a try next time. Pecan oil? Interesting.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 06:33 PM (ju2Fy)

248 it ain't your kitchen that Zakarian is interested in getting into

wink- wink

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 06:33 PM (us2H3)

249 236 More gluten-free trivia ... When I'm short of time and want to take a GF dessert to a gathering, I usually make Rice Krispy Treats ... Well, I recently noticed a twist on the original recipe where people replace some or all of the rice cereal with crushed Ruffles potato chips ... Had anyone ever had these? ... Thanks in advance!
Posted by: Kathy at April 28, 2024 06:25 PM (p69D5)

No, but now I will - you can do top 9 allergy free with Aldi's crispy rice and a neutral oil (add extra vanilla extract and marshmallows)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2024 06:35 PM (exHjb)

250 olddog, 1/2 tsp of baking powder and 1/2 tsp of baking soda. Made a the difference

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:35 PM (LfcYE)

251 the street goat bobs in Acuna were delicious

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 06:37 PM (us2H3)

252 It can be scotch time
If I can find my rocks glass

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 06:39 PM (fwDg9)

253 A lot of it has to do with the cooking “oil”, mass produced food uses industrial processes and solvents to render inedible foods into commercial compounds.

They $&@ck me gut up. They always did, it took me a long time to make the connection.

Lard, beef tallow, butter, olive oil, coconut oil, peanut oil not only add flavor, they won’t inspire Led zeppelin song titles. Corn oil, Canola or Rapeseed, Crisco, all that hydrogenated stuff is to be avoided.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2024 06:39 PM (URhKg)

254 All this talk of Mexican food made me thirsty for a Margarita so I made one. Sadly, not from scratch. Just Margarita mix and inexpensive tequila but it will do.

Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2024 06:41 PM (oaGWv)

255 Common Tater, pecan , almond, and green peanut oils are the only ones I use anymore.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:42 PM (LfcYE)

256 Tuna, close enough. Enjoy!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:43 PM (LfcYE)

257 Tuna, sometimes I make a fake margarita with tequila, diet tonic water, and fresh lime.

Posted by: skywch at April 28, 2024 06:43 PM (uqhmb)

258 I'm fine with "smashed beans and rice" Mexican food, especially if I'm really hungry. Most places like that serve up big portions with free refills on chips and salsa.

I've been doing intermittent fasting for at least a couple of years now, and I'm thinking about going to OMAD. (1) I'll save lots of money on lunch, and (2) I'm mostly sedentary throughout the week, and I don't need the calories like I did in my younger days. I'm just a shade over 29.

Posted by: PabloD at April 28, 2024 06:45 PM (lk8z6)

259 Pecan oil? Interesting.

And how much oil are we talking about? Like deep fryer deep or pan deep?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 06:46 PM (/y8xj)

260 I used to watch mamasitas make refried beans

they would use a shallow pan about the size of trash can lid and then add a football of some kinda white fat

was tasty tho

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 06:46 PM (us2H3)

261 I am making chili Colorado for dinner from some decent marbled sirloin. Will add a few potatoes towards the end to thicken. Also Mexican corn and good ole Cole slaw. Soft corn tortillas for tacos

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 28, 2024 06:46 PM (WF/xn)

262 I can live on refries but they have to be the black bean variety

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:46 PM (LfcYE)

263 I can go to the local mex place and have lunch with chips for less than most fast food places and they will send me away with a full belly and drink

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 06:47 PM (6EiMS)

264 I like this, sans the tonic!

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 28, 2024 06:47 PM (WF/xn)

265 Anyone remember Jay’s Potato chips? Not Lay’s. Jay’s. In a distinctive green baggie. Tasty.

I’m sure they were using evil lard or some other tasty frying oil. The forced conversion to “healthy” oils was, and remains, a long running disaster.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2024 06:48 PM (URhKg)

266 Damn near a perfect evening, 76 clear no wjnd

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 06:49 PM (fwDg9)

267 Forgot the pickled red onions for topper. They are great and easy to make. Nice fuschia color when done

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 28, 2024 06:50 PM (WF/xn)

268 245
'20 Tweets from Bad Blue'

Thanks, Skip.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 28, 2024 06:50 PM (roH4R)

269 La Imperial in Hayward was a five pound burrito place. It was AWESOME!

Posted by: BWG at April 28, 2024 06:50 PM (TFgeN)

270 “Food is too pompous ….”

Have a contest with all the best Chefs and Chefettes. Tater Tot Casserole.

That’s about as trailer trash as it gets. And damn fine eating if it is made right. Swearsies.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2024 06:50 PM (URhKg)

271 oddbob, it takes a lot less oil with the nut oils plus they have a better heat rate. I used maybe a 1/3 of a cup to fry six pieces of chicken fried steak and it is never greasy.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:51 PM (LfcYE)

272 My grandmother use to get Charlie's Chips and pretzels in a big can delivered, we would finish the can on a Sunday afternoon,

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 06:51 PM (fwDg9)

273 sometime in the last 10 years, I bought Berio EVOO on sale for 14 bucks, the 105 oz tin

now it's edging in on 65 bucks

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 06:51 PM (us2H3)

274 Anyone remember Jay’s Potato chips? Not Lay’s. Jay’s. In a distinctive green baggie. Tasty.

I’m sure they were using evil lard or some other tasty frying oil. The forced conversion to “healthy” oils was, and remains, a long running disaster.
Posted by: Common Tater

I do. Didn't they also come in a big blue and white tin?

Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2024 06:51 PM (oaGWv)

275 5 lb burrito --> B. Kliban, "Never Eat Anything Larger Than Your Head & Other Drawings"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2024 06:53 PM (/HDaX)

276 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 06:06 PM (q3gwH)

I was in Guadalajara last week. Had some good food. Did not get to try the torta ahogada. Drowned sandwich. I want to get that next time

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 28, 2024 06:54 PM (WF/xn)

277 I watched all the videos, the DA who gets in a traffic stop is a real winner. Give me the tick, I will rip it up and won't prosecute myself
Hamas has taken over colleges

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 06:54 PM (fwDg9)

278 speaking of food, does anyone cook for their pets?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2024 06:54 PM (/IaHq)

279 aw mah thi s is goo

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 06:54 PM (/7KEl)

280 lin-duh, I did whenBrody was having skin problems and I know Dash cooks for her guys.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:57 PM (LfcYE)

281 lin-duh the wife use to cook up giblets for the cats whenever we had a whole turkey

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 06:58 PM (fwDg9)

282 speaking of food, does anyone cook for their pets?

Yeah. I cook a chicken/veggie/rice mix for our dog and freeze it into 3-day sized portions in zip-lock bags. My mother used to tell of a neighbor from when I was a toddler who would make biscuits from scratch for her cat every morning.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 06:59 PM (/y8xj)

283 speaking of food, does anyone cook for their pets?
Posted by: lin-duh

The only time I cooked for our dogs was when they were having tummy problems. Then it was lean ground beef and rice. The new pup hasn't been sick yet so he hasn't had the pleasure of mom's home cooking. I do buy him the good treats though. No husband to spoil any longer so I spoil the dog. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2024 06:59 PM (oaGWv)

284 Gonna get willowed. Friend born and raised in Mexico says, yes the food is bland and what you put on it is what makes it tasty.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 28, 2024 07:00 PM (2NHgQ)

285 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 07:01 PM (T4tVD)

286 Thank you, CBD

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 07:01 PM (LfcYE)

287 WEASELS GUN THREAD IS A GO

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 07:01 PM (fwDg9)

288 try mixing pork belly with a leaf called gongura or roselle. very good at keeping pork fat from overwhelming your digestive system.

Posted by: MikeN at April 28, 2024 07:01 PM (XygMV)

289 Thanks for reading and commenting folks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 07:02 PM (d9fT1)

290 Thanks for reading and commenting folks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 07:02 PM (d9fT1)

But I didn't say anything !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 07:07 PM (T4tVD)

291 Since I'm late to the gun thread, anyway...
There used to be a place in San Diego, near the northern edge of the harbor, called Santana's. They made (literal) 1 pound burritos. They were hugely flavorful. The crew thought I was nuts to go back for a second one.

Only one guy spoke English the first time I visited. They made good food.

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2024 08:11 PM (1zxQh)

292 CBD…
Are you “up here” in the people’s republic of CA?
If so, had no idea.
I used to reside at the foot of the Smallest Mountain Range in the World.
Moved East into Gold Country.
I wanted to comment on the fact that since the food Nazis have taken control, that civilization has deteriorated. Lard, although that may be be something that doesn’t appeal to you, has been ostracized, and refied beans and especially tortillas have not ever been the same.
I grew up in SoCal, and the state of Mexican food up here is seriously lacking. The Mexicatessans down there were spectacular. The storefronts that were smaller, and more primative-looking, the better.

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 28, 2024 08:23 PM (cWet5)

293 I don't think the distillery is still in operation, but if you find a bottle Tatoosh, from Wa. It's the next best thing to that $1200 bottle and brand. Wow! The liquid is nectar of the gods.

Posted by: Jamie Walker at April 28, 2024 08:33 PM (Szh2a)

294 I love plain fried matzah with eggs, salt and pepper. Thanks for the memories, CBD.

Posted by: fly gal at April 28, 2024 08:48 PM (6CtMt)

First-World Problems...

maprace.jpg

Not really a First-World Problem, but it is certainly a result of the incredible technological successes of the first world.

Or am I the only one who thinks that the projected trip time is a direct challenge to my driving prowess, ability to control my bladder, resistance to hunger, attention to speed traps, and most of all to my worth as a man?

I will beat Google Maps and its bitchy algorithm like a rented mule!

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM




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1 Being 1st

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 02:00 PM (fwDg9)

2 Go the southern route and see Devil's Tower.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

3 I believe you can see Little Big Horn on the Northern route...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

4 But if you get a speeding ticket, it reverses anytime saved, or so I have heard.

Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 02:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

5 Afternoon.

Nine hours ain't that long a drive.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 02:02 PM (7k5+I)

6 I found the only road one can make up time going at or below the speed limit is the Schuylkill Expressway, I think it assumes it's a traffic mess.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 02:03 PM (fwDg9)

7 Try for a personal best.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 02:03 PM (Q4IgG)

8 That's not the closest airport.

Just sayin'...

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:03 PM (TBHic)

9 You know what else messes the time up? Stopping for coffee with your daughter 20 times and then having to stop for the rest room as a result. We are very, very bad at this.

Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 02:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

10 Mornings usually beat ETA by 10 minutes or more, going home it's 15 minutes more by my Garmin

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 02:04 PM (fwDg9)

11 Speaking of blue on gray, I'm at Kennesaw watching #2 son fire a cannon.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 02:04 PM (pZIXd)

12 Two Piles of Shit for every Person
I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we filled it with homeless persons
(Shit City, here we come)
You know it's not very fragrant, it's an oldie but a goody
(Shit City, here we come)
Well, it got Shitty Rags in the back seat
But it still gets me where I wanna go while I hold my nose
And we're goin' to Shit City, cause it's two homeless to one hard working person
You know we're goin' to Shit City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Shit City, cause it's two piles for every boy
You know we're goin' to Shit City, gonna have some fun, now
Two bags of Homeless shit for every boy
You see they never clean the streets up cause there's always hundreds of Homeless
(Shit City, here we come)
You know they're out puking or shitting pants like Biden
(Shit City, here we come)
Well, with two bags of shit for every guy
And all you gotta do is drop your pants wink your eye
Ya, we're goin' to Shit City,
You know we're goin' to Shit City, gonna have some fun
Two homeless bags of shit for every boy
And if my woody hard for some fat guy shitting in San Fran
(Shit City, here we come)
I'll strap my dildo and ride in my wetsuit
(Shit City, here we come......

Posted by: Jan and Dean of 2024 sing at April 28, 2024 02:04 PM (/1UO6)

13 Nine hours ain't that long a drive.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 02:02 PM (7k5+I)

Agreed. A nice doable day of driving. But I think it depends on the scenery. Doing nine hours on I95 between Boston and DC SEEMS like three days!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 02:04 PM (d9fT1)

14 9 You know what else messes the time up? Stopping for coffee with your daughter 20 times and then having to stop for the rest room as a result. We are very, very bad at this.

Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 02:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

If you're a 29-year-old guy, bathroom stops become necessary very, very often.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

15 Those hookers in Bozeman will take.some.time.too.

Ahhh...so I've heard. Never stopped there myself.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 02:05 PM (W/lyH)

16 Go the southern route and see Devil's Tower.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

Most certainly.

And don't be surprised when the area doesn't look like they showed it in Close Encounters.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:05 PM (TBHic)

17 Piece of cake drive.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 02:05 PM (rC+CX)

18 With a EV it is 9 days and 57 minutes....................

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 28, 2024 02:06 PM (Qfk4E)

19 500 miles in 9 hours?
https://youtu.be/RvV3nn_de2k

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

20 With a EV it is 9 days and 57 minutes....................
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 28, 2024 02:06 PM (Qfk4E)

Hardest part is positioning the solar panels.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:07 PM (TBHic)

21 Ah, for the good ol' days when the speedlimit in Montana was "reasonable and prudent". Too bad the truck I had really didn't like going much over 80.

As for that trip down the Gallatin Canyon south of Bozeman, you really don't want to go much over the speed limit, as there are lots of blind sharp curves, deer, elk, NPS speedtraps, and road-blocking RVs.

But why would you want to go to the West Yellowstone airport, anyhow?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 28, 2024 02:07 PM (a/7LW)

22 And for what it's worth, the area around Mt. Rushmore is pretty, but honestly, the monument itself is rather underwhelming.

You've seen photos. It looks like that.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:07 PM (TBHic)

23 I believe you can see Little Big Horn on the Northern route...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
*********
And the Northern Cheyenne and Crow reservations. Mostly good two lane highway. The southern route is I-90.

Posted by: Cosda at April 28, 2024 02:07 PM (urWxm)

24 16 Go the southern route and see Devil's Tower.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

Most certainly.

And don't be surprised when the area doesn't look like they showed it in Close Encounters.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:05 PM (TBHic)

It's a fairly easy walk around the base. Lots of prairie doggies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

25 Are we there yet?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

26 "With a EV it is 9 days and 57 minutes"

Use the brakes a lot to charge the battery.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (pZIXd)

27 March of 2023, the wife and I leave our home in a suburb southeast of Los Angeles, at 5:30 am to visit our daughter, son-in-law, and granddaughter in Idaho, about 20 miles west of Boise. Waze tells us we'll be there in 13.5 hours, so 6:30 pm our time, 7:30 pm, mountain time. We got there at 6:45 pm, mountain time. I beat Waze by 45 minutes...it was the proudest moment of my life. Ok...fourth proudest.

Posted by: Frank at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (YfD2n)

28 I miss the once unfolded never to be folded properly again gas station maps of The Before Times.

I could tell by the sun's position what time to leave and what time I got there.

No need for Google Maps or a watch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (R/m4+)

29 There is a little cafe just outside the gate at Devil's Tower that has great ice cream

And Sundance has The Long Branch saloon, which has good food

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (/7KEl)

30 Those hookers are at the Kum n Go?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (rC+CX)

31 Stopping to see Little Big Horn would negate any time savings. You have to drive off the highway, and pay admission at the gate. Devils Tower can be seen splendidly from the highway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 02:09 PM (8zz6B)

32 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 02:10 PM (T4tVD)

33 Ah, for the good ol' days when the speedlimit in Montana was "reasonable and prudent". Too bad the truck I had really didn't like going much over 80.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 28, 2024 02:07 PM (a/7LW)

I got a speeding ticket in Wyoming, back in the 80s.

Literally the middle of nowhere. What the hell, man. Even if you think I'm a danger to myself, I could run off the road, die out there, and nobody would find me until after all the flesh has been eaten off by ravens and coyotes.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:10 PM (TBHic)

34 >Devils Tower can be seen splendidly from the highway.


You have to get up close
this shape means something

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:10 PM (/7KEl)

35 But why would you want to go to the West Yellowstone airport, anyhow?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 28, 2024 02:07 PM (a/7LW)

There's a great bar in West Yellowstone, and I had an excellent elk chop at the restaurant next door...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 02:11 PM (d9fT1)

36 Drop the hammer.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 28, 2024 02:11 PM (0RiBv)

37 25 Are we there yet?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

I told my wife, maybe 20+ years ago, of an idea for a commercial for some device to entertain kids on a long trip, where at the start of the commercial, everytime the kids says, "Are we there yet?" the car magically goes back to the start of the trip again...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

38 You CAN do an average of 63 miles an hour, though not easily. You CAN'T walk 567 miles in the 7 days shown, since that is 81miles per day.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 02:11 PM (y0S++)

39 Those hookers are at the Kum n Go?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (rC+CX)

None of the Kum n Go stores I've visited.

Alas.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:11 PM (TBHic)

40 Google Map highway trips are always based on an average speed of approx 65 mph, with no stops. In my experience.

A useful tool.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (5fDan)

41 Meh. See if you can cover the distance in a wing suit. That would be impressive.

Posted by: Paco at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (njExo)

42 39 Those hookers are at the Kum n Go?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (rC+CX)

None of the Kum n Go stores I've visited.

Alas.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:11 PM (TBHic)

Do they sell Kumho tires?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

43 Google and really, all computer maps use the vaguest (pale) colors with little contrast and the smallest font size possible. Scroll in on the map and the text gets no larger. Why?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (lCWOD)

44 41 Meh. See if you can cover the distance in a wing suit. That would be impressive.

Posted by: Paco at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (njExo)

Altitude matters...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

45 9+ hours of straight driving is all about rest stops. I consider where I can gas up the car without getting killed by locals during the hours of the trip, and also where the police might be stationed on some occasion.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (NFX2v)

46 Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:05 PM (TBHic)

It's a fairly easy walk around the base. Lots of prairie doggies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

In summer there are usually half a dozen or more climbers on it. Pretty sure falls are not unheard of.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:13 PM (TBHic)

47 I got a speeding ticket in Wyoming, back in the 80s.

I got an "energy conservation citation" in Fremont County back then once. At the bottom of a six mile long 6% grade on US287. Paid my $10 in cash and never heard about it again.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 28, 2024 02:13 PM (a/7LW)

48 40 Google Map highway trips are always based on an average speed of approx 65 mph, with no stops. In my experience.

A useful tool.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (5fDan)

Many years ago, I routed a path from San Diego to Hong Kong; one of the options was by canoe. LOL. It was a long trip that way across the Pacific, with a stop in Hawaii.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

49

Kum and Go has been bought by Maverick. Such a loss. We always stopped to buy travel mugs from Kum and Go.

Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2024 02:13 PM (PisyI)

50 46 Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:05 PM (TBHic)

It's a fairly easy walk around the base. Lots of prairie doggies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

In summer there are usually half a dozen or more climbers on it. Pretty sure falls are not unheard of.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:13 PM (TBHic)

I hear they make noise, so definitely not unheard.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

51 >>I beat Waze by 45 minutes...it was the proudest moment of my life. Ok...fourth proudest.

What were the 3 other trips?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 02:14 PM (LkLld)

52 Devils Tower can be seen splendidly from the highway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 02:09 PM (8zz6B)

It really is worth the stop though.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:14 PM (TBHic)

53 Fun fact: Devil's Tower is the exposed core of an extinct volcano.

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:14 PM (/7KEl)

54 Dammit, why did mom have to give me such a common name?

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 02:14 PM (A8vSm)

55 I hate Google Maps because it has screwed me over several times !!!!

Went back to using a Garmin GPS ........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 28, 2024 02:14 PM (Qfk4E)

56 You have to get up close
this shape means something
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:10 PM (/7KEl)

Now I want some mashed potatoes.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:15 PM (TBHic)

57 44. Altitude matters... - Jim (in Kalifornia)

Ok, then it would be exceptionally impressive.

Posted by: Paco at April 28, 2024 02:15 PM (njExo)

58 There's a great bar in West Yellowstone, and I had an excellent elk chop at the restaurant next door...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 02:11 PM (d9fT1)


True!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 02:15 PM (W/lyH)

59 53 Fun fact: Devil's Tower is the exposed core of an extinct volcano.

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:14 PM (/7KEl)

Yup. The surrounding soil that made up the volcano washed away eons ago, leaving the core.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

60 >>There's a great bar in West Yellowstone, and I had an excellent elk chop at the restaurant next door...

I killed an elk?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 02:16 PM (LkLld)

61 55 I hate Google Maps because it has screwed me over several times !!!!

Went back to using a Garmin GPS ........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 28, 2024 02:14 PM (Qfk4E)

Years ago, Garmin had me driving in a lake in Arkansas on its screen. I guess the maps hadn't been updated.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

62 I find my nav system really doesn't change that much on long trips until the last hour. Weird.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 02:17 PM (W/lyH)

63 Fun fact: Bryce Canyon is not a canyon

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:17 PM (/7KEl)

64 That route would take me 2 weeks because there is too much to see

Posted by: Charles Nelson Reilly at April 28, 2024 02:17 PM (h8c/W)

65 I used to think those time estimates were only for the old, slowpokes

Now after blood clot, stent and poorer return circulation from my legs - stops every 1 1/2 - 2 hrs for a brisk walk are mandatory

Sucks being 29 and having that same clot issue that Boebert has

Posted by: PMRich at April 28, 2024 02:18 PM (eh5ud)

66 That assumes an average speed of 63 mph... which seems low for interstate driving in very sparsely populated areas.

Posted by: deepelemblues at April 28, 2024 02:18 PM (z9n5F)

67 You CAN do an average of 63 miles an hour, though not easily. You CAN'T walk 567 miles in the 7 days shown, since that is 81miles per day.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 02:11 PM (y0S++)

You can if a vegan is with you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 02:18 PM (rC+CX)

68
We sold our house here in South Carolina last week. Closing June 10th then the long drive to our place in Wyoming.

Interestingly, I-80 around Rock Springs WY and I'm not sure how much of I-80 is involved, was built over an abandoned coal mine. Apparently 80 is collapsing and the state is going to start pumping cement into the mine.

We'll have a looooonnnnngggg drive home as we live about an hour east of Utah. I-80 is the way to go.

For news about Wyoming, Cowboy State website is excellent

Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2024 02:18 PM (PisyI)

69 62 I find my nav system really doesn't change that much on long trips until the last hour. Weird.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 02:17 PM (W/lyH)

Google kept hitting on me and dissing my wife on a long trip. When I told it I was married and not interested, it told me to make a left turn in 100 feet...which would have placed me going off a cliff in from of Missouri troopers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

70 Fun fact: Bryce Canyon is not a canyon
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:17 PM (/7KEl)

I live in the Rio Grande Valley. There are no mountains.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 02:19 PM (rTqJe)

71
Fun fact:

Factory Butte? Not a factory.

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:19 PM (/7KEl)

72 I got an "energy conservation citation" in Fremont County back then once. At the bottom of a six mile long 6% grade on US287. Paid my $10 in cash and never heard about it again.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 28, 2024 02:13 PM (a/7LW)

Hmmm, that's not even worth the stop.

I do think lots of rural cops, when they hand out tickets they do it because they HAVE had to show up at more than a few wrecks with lots of blood and goo and gristle and smoking metal.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:19 PM (TBHic)

73 It should be more of a challenge...

567 miles and you punch in how many hours/minutes you'd like it to take.

Bingo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 02:20 PM (Q4IgG)

74 I hear they make noise, so definitely not unheard.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:14 PM (ynpvh)


Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, I'm falling!

How embarrassing would that be, if it's your last Gram post.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:20 PM (TBHic)

75 Cut through the park, go out the north entrance and take the Beartooth highway to Red Lodge. Spend the night then go on to Mt. Rushmore. Go north route to see the Little Bighorn.

Posted by: Charles Martel at April 28, 2024 02:20 PM (smrxK)

76 71
Fun fact:

Factory Butte? Not a factory.

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:19 PM (/7KEl)

Hurricane, UT has never been hit by a hurricane.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

77 That assumes an average speed of 63 mph... which seems low for interstate driving in very sparsely populated areas.
Posted by: deepelemblues at April 28, 2024 02:18 PM (z9n5F)


For any trip, my rule of thumb for planning is an average of 50mph. It's pretty close for me.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 02:21 PM (W/lyH)

78 Devils Tower can be seen splendidly from the highway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 02:09 PM (8zz6B)

It really is worth the stop though.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:14 PM (TBHic)

Do not go there in August though. The Sturgis rally. 30,000 bikers clogging all the parking lots. In fact, avoid that whole region.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 28, 2024 02:21 PM (gPzkP)

79 But, but he's so wholesome~

@LeadingReport 28m
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson allegedly received a $95,000 payment from a foreign lobby group shortly after the passing of the $14.5 billion military aid package late last year, according to FEC report.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 02:22 PM (IG4Id)

80 I live in the Rio Grande Valley. There are no mountains.
Posted by: Robert at April
---------------------

Take pink grapefruit to your friends up north?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 02:22 PM (lCWOD)

81 I think it helps a lot to figure out your "speed of advance."
I've done this when it's just me on a road trip and it helps for planning purposes.
I make note of the time and the odometer when I pull out of my driveway and then do the same at the end of the day when I pull into, say the hotel parking lot (or whatever the destination is for that day's travel.) Then divide elapsed time by miles and that's Speed Of Advance and it accounts for all the various stops along the way.
I've pretty much concluded that my SOA for a road trip is 50 mph. So if the map software tells me it's 200 miles, it will be a four hour trip.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2024 02:22 PM (dg+HA)

82 Matching Googles time estimate makes you a conformist drone

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 28, 2024 02:23 PM (plRqO)

83 "Hmmm, that's not even worth the stop."

It applied more to the non-Interstates, made the Feds happy, or at least they didn't annoy Wyoming about enforcing the 55 limit. It also meant you could drive about 75 instead of 55 on non-Interstate highways and not worry if you did get pulled over.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 28, 2024 02:23 PM (a/7LW)

84 Fun fact:

Factory Butte? Not a factory.
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:19 PM (/7KEl)

Guess I'll cancel that trip.

I hate flying anyway, not as big a pain in the ass as I've had in my life, but close.

Posted by: Pete Buttgig at April 28, 2024 02:24 PM (TBHic)

85 That assumes an average speed of 63 mph... which seems low for interstate driving in very sparsely populated areas.
Posted by: deepelemblues at April 28, 2024 02:18 PM (z9n5F)

The Interstates are posted at 75 or 80 mph, mostly, out there. A 63 mph average, I presume, is to account for fuel and meal stops. 567 miles at 75 mph is 7.56 hours. So 9 hours and two minutes allows about 90 minutes for stops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 02:24 PM (8zz6B)

86 45 9+ hours of straight driving is all about rest stops. I consider where I can gas up the car without getting killed by locals during the hours of the trip, and also where the police might be stationed on some occasion.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (NFX2v)


I mark all public rest stops along my route on a paper map and put them in my nav tool. (I long-distance drive mostly on the Interstate.) I very rarely run into fully closed or closed restroom rest stops. Provides me a set of bathroom stops, as needed, decoupled from gas and food stops and their very hit-or-miss cleanliness or maybe long wait time restrooms. All states seem to keep their highway rest stops well-maintained and pretty clean. In my experience.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:24 PM (5fDan)

87 I am off to go work out. Y’all have a great afternoon!

Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 02:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

88 Everytime I use my GPS to get somewhere and it gives me the "estimated time" I just go "Challenge Accepted".

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 02:24 PM (f0/sc)

89
🏒 OK hockey in 5 minutes 🏆

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:25 PM (/7KEl)

90 Google kept hitting on me and dissing my wife on a long trip. When I told it I was married and not interested, it told me to make a left turn in 100 feet...which would have placed me going off a cliff in from of Missouri troopers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh)


Huh...
Time to get the Signal Security guys in to do a bug sweep on your car.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 02:25 PM (W/lyH)

91 Southern route I90 takes you to the Custer Battlefield and the Crow reservation. The battlefield tour is well worth the stop.

And if you’re hungry you can stop at the Parkman Grill just over the Wyoming line for a great burger, cold beer and a decent jukebox.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 28, 2024 02:25 PM (wkRpk)

92 Diogenes - bingo.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2024 02:25 PM (dg+HA)

93 All states seem to keep their highway rest stops well-maintained and pretty clean. In my experience.
Posted by: Gref


I used to remember the locations of all Targets, Walmarts, and Toy R Us on my routes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 02:26 PM (IG4Id)

94 I just drove from Colorado to Missoula, via Billings. Most of I-25 and I-90 are 80 mph. And the traffic is crazy light; far less truck traffic, and lots and lots of magnificent scenery.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 28, 2024 02:26 PM (gPzkP)

95 89
🏒 OK hockey in 5 minutes 🏆

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:25 PM (/7KEl)

Sounds like nothing exceptional...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:26 PM (ynpvh)

96 I am off to go work out. Y’all have a great afternoon!
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 02:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

Have a good one and stay safe Piper !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 02:26 PM (T4tVD)

97
✈️s @ 🏔️



there is no avalanche emoji, so I went with 'snow-capped mountain'

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:26 PM (/7KEl)

98 In the before times I was driving to my sister place and asked what the speed limit was and she said as long as I wasn't driving recklessly a 'speeding ticket' was listed as wasting fuel and I'd better have a stack of 10s with me as if I didn't I'd get taken to jail.
Drove up and arrived at night and found out that the 'no speed limit' was only for daylight hours. Dodged a bullet that time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 02:26 PM (48HU+)

99 All states seem to keep their highway rest stops well-maintained and pretty clean. In my experience.

Posted by: Gref

=======

Challenge accepted

Posted by: Illinois at April 28, 2024 02:26 PM (plRqO)

100 All states seem to keep their highway rest stops well-maintained and pretty clean. In my experience.
Posted by: Gref

I-65 north of Indianapolis last week - EVERY rest stop closed for renovations

Posted by: PMRich at April 28, 2024 02:27 PM (eh5ud)

101 Southern route I90 takes you to the Custer Battlefield and the Crow reservation. The battlefield tour is well worth the stop.

And if you’re hungry you can stop at the Parkman Grill just over the Wyoming line for a great burger, cold beer and a decent jukebox.
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 28, 2024 02:25 PM (wkRpk)


The Battlefield is indeed hallowed ground.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 02:27 PM (W/lyH)

102 Those hookers are at the Kum n Go?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (rC+CX)

No...they liked to be called "massage therapists and happy time providers".

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Bob Kraft, Rub N Tug Aficionado at April 28, 2024 02:27 PM (R/m4+)

103 @LeadingReport 28m
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson allegedly received a $95,000 payment from a foreign lobby group shortly after the passing of the $14.5 billion military aid package late last year, according to FEC report.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 02:22 PM (IG4Id)

People who work in prisons are warned, don't EVER do a favor for a prisoner. No matter how small.

Once you do them a favor, they will constantly remind you of it, and how much trouble you'll get in if they decide to tell on you.

That's how women end up blowing prisoners, and smuggling drugs in tucked into their cooch and/or anus.

Mike's into the smuggling phase of this operation.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:28 PM (TBHic)

104 >there is no avalanche emoji

Hey! FWP

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:29 PM (/7KEl)

105 97
✈️s @ 🏔️



there is no avalanche emoji, so I went with 'snow-capped mountain'

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:26 PM (/7KEl)

✈️ vs 🏔️, 🏔️ always wins. Always.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

106 It applied more to the non-Interstates, made the Feds happy, or at least they didn't annoy Wyoming about enforcing the 55 limit. It also meant you could drive about 75 instead of 55 on non-Interstate highways and not worry if you did get pulled over.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 28, 2024 02:23 PM (a/7LW)

I don't remember the details, but yeah, my ticket was not on the interstate. I don't recall what the amount was, or if I paid it directly to the cop, but it was more than I could afford back then.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:31 PM (TBHic)

107 A couple years again I had planned a road trip from Yellowstone to Devil's Tower and then to Mt. Rushmore.

I would have taken a week to do this trip. Want to see as much as possible before flying home.
Unfortunately the person I was planning this with went back to France. So this is something I might do when I eventually retire.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 02:31 PM (f0/sc)

108 100 All states seem to keep their highway rest stops well-maintained and pretty clean. In my experience.
Posted by: Gref

I-65 north of Indianapolis last week - EVERY rest stop closed for renovations

Posted by: PMRich at April 28, 2024 02:27 PM (eh5ud)


I mostly travel in the southren (sic) two rows of states coast to coast.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:32 PM (5fDan)

109 Mine is a love H8 at times with Garmin
Often Tech thread sees a comment that I made it to work in spite of my Garmin
Google map on phone sometimes isn't any better.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 02:32 PM (fwDg9)

110 ✈️ vs 🏔️, 🏔️ always wins. Always.


The Uruguayan rugby team has entered the chat

Posted by: PMRich at April 28, 2024 02:33 PM (eh5ud)

111 "Let me tell you something," Biden said last night about RFK Jr.. "I knew Fidel Castro and Che Guevara. They were friends of mine. And Bobby Jr., you're no Fidel Castro or Che Guevara." The Hollywood crowd almost blew the roof off the The Washington Correspondents Dinner with laughter and applause last night and shouting Four More Years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2024 02:34 PM (s+cGt)

112 >>> ✈️ vs 🏔️, 🏔️ always wins. Always.


OK I just got that
well done

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:34 PM (/7KEl)

113 Google kept hitting on me and dissing my wife on a long trip. When I told it I was married and not interested, it told me to make a left turn in 100 feet...which would have placed me going off a cliff in from of Missouri troopers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

You're joking, but my ex would get seriously pissed off if I used Maps to get from here to there, rather than listening to her. Even when she didn't actually know how to get there.

She'd say "Why don't you just listen to your Google Whore!"

I would have laughed, except, well... you know. The first rule of getting out of a hole...

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:34 PM (TBHic)

114 >>✈️ vs 🏔️, 🏔️ always wins. Always.


Took a flight from Brazil to Peru once. They made us sign a release for the flgiht over the Andes. That was a tad unnerving.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 02:34 PM (LkLld)

115 86 All states seem to keep their highway rest stops well-maintained and pretty clean. In my experience.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:24 PM

I will say the ones along I-95 from NY down to at least Daytona are nicely kept and spaced nicely apart.
But I do not see many on the East/West interstates, unless I am on the wrong roads.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 02:35 PM (f0/sc)

116 Trust me. There are no speed traps.

Posted by: RS at April 28, 2024 02:35 PM (E7m29)

117 And stop at Little Big Horn.

Posted by: RS at April 28, 2024 02:36 PM (E7m29)

118 114 >>✈️ vs 🏔️, 🏔️ always wins. Always.


Took a flight from Brazil to Peru once. They made us sign a release for the flgiht over the Andes. That was a tad unnerving.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 02:34 PM (LkLld)

Was that before they offered you the lunch menu?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

119 Challenge accepted
Posted by: Illinois at April 28, 2024 02:26 PM (plRqO)

Can confirm. Illnoise rest stops are the worst.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:36 PM (TBHic)

120 And a brief detour to Devils Tower.

Posted by: RS at April 28, 2024 02:37 PM (E7m29)

121 Hey man this election year is great !!!!

I feel young again like it is 1968 !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2024 02:37 PM (s+cGt)

122 All states seem to keep their highway rest stops well-maintained and pretty clean. In my experience.

Posted by: Gref

Challenge accepted
Posted by: Illinois at April 28, 2024 02:26 PM (plRqO)

Careful not to step on used hypodermic needles.

Posted by: California at April 28, 2024 02:38 PM (uhb1h)

123 I do have a lengthy road planned for this October.

NY to the Texas panhandle, to the MoMe, back to the panhandle and then home.
Going to try and not rush it as I have years past.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 28, 2024 02:38 PM (f0/sc)

124 ✈️ vs 🏔️, 🏔️ always wins. Always.



https://tinyurl.com/36frjypj

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:38 PM (5fDan)

125 >>Was that before they offered you the lunch menu?

I packed my own silverware.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 02:38 PM (LkLld)

126 Southern route would allow you to visit a little slice of Americana. The car museum in Gillette. And deadwood.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 28, 2024 02:38 PM (wkRpk)

127 113 Google kept hitting on me and dissing my wife on a long trip. When I told it I was married and not interested, it told me to make a left turn in 100 feet...which would have placed me going off a cliff in from of Missouri troopers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

You're joking, but my ex would get seriously pissed off if I used Maps to get from here to there, rather than listening to her. Even when she didn't actually know how to get there.

She'd say "Why don't you just listen to your Google Whore!"

I would have laughed, except, well... you know. The first rule of getting out of a hole...

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:34 PM (TBHic)

Actually happened. Google (or mayb it was Siri) seemed to be sweet-talking me, but was giving rough advice to my wife. It told me the next turn I had to make (in pitch black darkness on a hillside at night) was to make a left turn coming up in 100 feet (or yards, don't remember). At that point, there was no left turn to make (over the edge of the hill) and state troopers were there on the other side. A bit un-nerving.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

128 FWP for Biden supporter -- BODYCAM of TRIGGERED New Yorker. He keys Trump supporter's car in Florida and then this happened..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J99s_UsX3s

Spoiler Alert: It's a felony and he's going jail.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 02:39 PM (ju2Fy)

129
Took a flight from Brazil to Peru once. They made us sign a release for the flgiht over the Andes. That was a tad unnerving.

Posted by: JackStraw

Lucky you were not traveling with the Uruguayan rugby team.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 02:39 PM (48HU+)

130 See at PJ media a CNN poll gives Trump a %49-43 in 2 person race, and %42 '-33 in a 3 person race
And a click bait Dana Delaney is 67 leaves nothing to the imagination

I'll be disappointed but I have to look

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 02:39 PM (fwDg9)

131 "Interestingly, I-80 around Rock Springs WY and I'm not sure how much of I-80 is involved, was built over an abandoned coal mine. Apparently 80 is collapsing and the state is going to start pumping cement into the mine."

You'd think it would be better to flatten the mien and rebuild the road in its new and interesting topography.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2024 02:39 PM (jSwjU)

132 I'd say Illinois rest areas are frequent and fairly well maintained.

Mississippi rest areas are filthy.

California rest areas are goddamn frightening.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 02:40 PM (uhb1h)

133 124 ✈️ vs 🏔️, 🏔️ always wins. Always.



https://tinyurl.com/36frjypj

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:38 PM (5fDan)

Ouch. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:40 PM (ynpvh)

134 BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson allegedly received a $95,000 payment from a foreign lobby group shortly after the passing of the $14.5 billion military aid package late last year, according to FEC report.

WHY DO I GIVE A SHIT !!!!!!! Leave him alone till January 2025 when Trump is POTUS so that we do not end up with Schumer, Jeffries, and Biden in Charge of the Country........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 28, 2024 02:40 PM (PYJJG)

135 125 >>Was that before they offered you the lunch menu?

I packed my own silverware.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 02:38 PM (LkLld)

Ah, thinking ahead. Did you have some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:40 PM (ynpvh)

136 >>> 124 ✈️ vs 🏔️, 🏔️ always wins. Always.



https://tinyurl.com/36frjypj
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:38 PM (5fDan)

"That symbol doesn't look like a black hole." -- I can't remember if it was Don LeMon or some other presstard

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 02:40 PM (llON8)

137 Just charter a jumpplane and have them drop you over Rushmore.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 02:40 PM (cOq4q)

138 The map programs are almost always off by quite a bit. I think they assume you hit every light. Or they build in a buffer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 02:41 PM (di6C2)

139 128 FWP for Biden supporter -- BODYCAM of TRIGGERED New Yorker. He keys Trump supporter's car in Florida and then this happened..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J99s_UsX3s

Spoiler Alert: It's a felony and he's going jail.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 02:39 PM (ju2Fy)

Maybe he'll enjoy Thursdays in prison...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

140 Pro-tip for those wanting to save some time (I've made the Bozeman to Billings trip over a thousand times):

Don't stop in Billings just to get gas and/or a meal. Stop in Columbus (just west of Billings) and get gas and McDonald's hamburgers at the Town Pump. This will save you an hour's worth of time since any stop in Billings will automatically result in an hour of traveling time.

Of course, the drawback is that you'll have to settle for MickyD's hamburgers, but it's what my family has always done for the past 20-30 years.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 28, 2024 02:42 PM (xxG/v)

141 Map in my glovebox is very dependable. If I want something more critical in a certain area I'll call their chamber of commerce. Mailing a map of that area is never a problem.

And if you are lost in a town, stop at the firestation.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 02:42 PM (lCWOD)

142 I was disappointed

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 02:43 PM (fwDg9)

143 I had an app I used on the move. Would let you set a route, plan for stops, then a place to spend the night. It's why I took 4 days to make the trip.

I may be doing a trip to the OR coast and back again. In august. Will need to decide if I'm up to it. My stepson is getting married.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 02:43 PM (yeEu9)

144 Get the Waze app, CBD, it maps out police presence with a little cop-head icon wherever they're hiding out. Also traffic snarl-ups, construction zones, accidents, pretty much everything a body needs to get you on down the road. Once you've used Waze for a little while, you'll wonder why the hell you ever wasted your time with Goolag for so long.

Posted by: Mike Hendrix at April 28, 2024 02:43 PM (mDxFw)

145 I had a first world problem but it got solved. Storms moved through this morning and we lost power for 4.5 hours. Came back on in time for the FWP and Food threads. Yay!

We travel mostly in Texas and everyone knows that if you want clean (and plentiful) restrooms, stop at Buc-ee's. And even if you can't, Buc-ee's has caused other c-stores to up their bathroom game.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 02:43 PM (FEVMW)

146 Oh yeah. It will take less than 8 hours.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 28, 2024 02:44 PM (72W6e)

147 I mostly still use a Rand McNally road atlas.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 28, 2024 02:44 PM (gPzkP)

148 Just as a general rule, I make a light without stopping I gain a minute, hit light lose a minute

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 02:44 PM (fwDg9)

149 Hmm'

attractive blonde must have season tickets to Avs home games

she's right behind the coach whenever the camera sees him

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:45 PM (/7KEl)

150 Google seems to be doing a poor job giving timely info. about road conditions - accidents, paving/infrastructure, detours - since C19. (Getting accident info. once past the accident area; reports of 'slow traffic' & asked to pick another route when there's no problem on the highway; not detecting miles of construction until driving through; odd rerouting requests, etc.) Bought & installed a new mapping card but it's proving to be no more efficient than the original from several years ago.

Google was used to track out-of-area & in-state driving during C19 so why would it be now be less efficient for personal use, I've wondered. /R

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 28, 2024 02:45 PM (NFX2v)

151 Actually happened. Google (or mayb it was Siri) seemed to be sweet-talking me, but was giving rough advice to my wife. It told me the next turn I had to make (in pitch black darkness on a hillside at night) was to make a left turn coming up in 100 feet (or yards, don't remember). At that point, there was no left turn to make (over the edge of the hill) and state troopers were there on the other side. A bit un-nerving.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

Well that's odd. Given the state of things, who knows what Google is capable of.

When we had flood waters in St. Louis some years back, I was trying to find my way home, while avoiding road closures. One route it took me, it's a good thing they had barriers up. The water was a few feet deep, due to the dip in the road in that area, and in the dark it looked like I was being directed to drive into a lake.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:46 PM (TBHic)

152 First world problem.

What are we going to do about Rhode Island and Delaware? Combined they are still smaller than Yellowstone Park.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 02:46 PM (MNhXM)

153 Ok, not a thousand times but so many that I've lost count. That route is one I've traveled often due to living in Bozeman and going to visit family in Sidney.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 28, 2024 02:46 PM (xxG/v)

154 140 Pro-tip for those wanting to save some time (I've made the Bozeman to Billings trip over a thousand times):

Don't stop in Billings just to get gas and/or a meal. Stop in Columbus (just west of Billings) and get gas and McDonald's hamburgers at the Town Pump. This will save you an hour's worth of time since any stop in Billings will automatically result in an hour of traveling time.

Of course, the drawback is that you'll have to settle for MickyD's hamburgers, but it's what my family has always done for the past 20-30 years.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 28, 2024 02:42 PM (xxG/v)

Had some great pie in...I think it was a diner in some place near there in Idaho or Montana. Been too long.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:46 PM (ynpvh)

155 I love the precision: 9 hours and TWO minutes. Not one, not three. TWO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2024 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

156 141 Map in my glovebox is very dependable. If I want something more critical in a certain area I'll call their chamber of commerce. Mailing a map of that area is never a problem.

And if you are lost in a town, stop at the firestation.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 02:42 PM (lCWOD)

I've actually placed gloves in my glove box. I know, shocking.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

157 142 I was disappointed

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 02:43 PM (fwDg9)

Is this about Kum & Go?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

158 >>Spoiler Alert: It's a felony and he's going jail.


Good. What an idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 02:48 PM (LkLld)

159 I do love to use google’s satellite map function to look at places I used to live and see what’s changed or not.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 02:48 PM (MNhXM)

160 What are we going to do about Rhode Island and Delaware? Combined they are still smaller than Yellowstone Park.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 02:46 PM (MNhXM)
____________

As a Californian I was shocked by how small the states in the Northeast are.

"A good basehit in one lands in another one."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2024 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

161 I rather enjoyed sitting in my hotel room in Kaiserslautern and computing the distance/time it would take to get to FRA.

61 miles, 1 hr.

I laughed. I hit 125 mph on the way there. Legally.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 02:49 PM (uTTG7)

162 148 Just as a general rule, I make a light without stopping I gain a minute, hit light lose a minute

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 02:44 PM (fwDg9)

Not in my neighborhood if you're crossing the wrong roads at the wrong time of day. I've waited for several minutes. One particular left turn is atrocious; If you have two or three cars ahead of you, you won't make the light, and the cycle time is 2 to 3 minutes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

163 Google and really, all computer maps use the vaguest (pale) colors with little contrast and the smallest font size possible. Scroll in on the map and the text gets no larger. Why?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (lCWOD)

Because the text on a digital map is designed to be read at a certain size and appear no matter how much or where you zoom. Fixed text would mean you could only zoom to the part of the map where the text is. Note how the text appears on each street regardless of where on the street you zoom.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2024 02:49 PM (lX8VI)

164 151 Actually happened. Google (or mayb it was Siri) seemed to be sweet-talking me, but was giving rough advice to my wife. It told me the next turn I had to make (in pitch black darkness on a hillside at night) was to make a left turn coming up in 100 feet (or yards, don't remember). At that point, there was no left turn to make (over the edge of the hill) and state troopers were there on the other side. A bit un-nerving.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

Well that's odd. Given the state of things, who knows what Google is capable of.

When we had flood waters in St. Louis some years back, I was trying to find my way home, while avoiding road closures. One route it took me, it's a good thing they had barriers up. The water was a few feet deep, due to the dip in the road in that area, and in the dark it looked like I was being directed to drive into a lake.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:46 PM (TBHic)

Funny enough, I *WAS* on my way to St. Louis at the time...Hmmm...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

165 And pale colors on a map are generally more pleasing to look at. Maps with bold colors just tend to look amateur and be difficult stare at for long periods.

Pale is shitty in sunlight though!!!!

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2024 02:51 PM (lX8VI)

166 152 First world problem.

What are we going to do about Rhode Island and Delaware? Combined they are still smaller than Yellowstone Park.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 02:46 PM (MNhXM)

Question is: Rhodaware, or Dela Island? I'd go with Rhodaware...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

167 As a Californian I was shocked by how small the states in the Northeast are.

"A good basehit in one lands in another one."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Depends on the megaton equivalent, doesn't it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 02:51 PM (48HU+)

168 Back in the day (68 Firebird with 327 Corvette engine) I did a lot of trips from Colorado to central Illinois. I figured 50 miles covered for each hour, over the duration of the trip. With gas stops, pee breaks, traffic, etc., it usually came out pretty close.

Generally stayed pretty close to the speed limits, usually.

Posted by: boynsea at April 28, 2024 02:52 PM (cx155)

169 155 I love the precision: 9 hours and TWO minutes. Not one, not three. TWO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2024 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

Accuracy vs precision has entered the chat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

170 SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:53 PM (/7KEl)

171 170 SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:53 PM (/7KEl)

Is this about Kum & Go?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

172 Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:46 PM (TBHic)

Funny enough, I *WAS* on my way to St. Louis at the time...Hmmm...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

It's possible we've found the vanishing point.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:54 PM (TBHic)

173 SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:53 PM (/7KEl)


So...
Don's in Bozeman?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 02:54 PM (GxHBk)

174 86. I mark all public rest stops along my route on a paper map and put them in my nav tool. (I long-distance drive mostly on the Interstate.) I very rarely run into fully closed or closed restroom rest stops. Posted by: Gref

141. Map in my glovebox is very dependable. If I want something more critical in a certain area I'll call their chamber of commerce. Mailing a map of that area is never a problem. And if you are lost in a town, stop at the firestation. Posted by: Braenyard

I keep maps in the car, too, but both of you had good ideas to add to that, too. Thanks!!

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 28, 2024 02:55 PM (NFX2v)

175 I tried to go as fast as I could coming home to Louisiana from a ski trip in Colorado in 1981.

I got a ticket on US 85 at 10am . And then I got another at 10:06am. Freaking Colorado State Trooper scam. I snarked to the second trooper that I didn’t have enough time to get to the speed she ticketed me for. At the time they were only $25 you would send in.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (MNhXM)

176 43 Google and really, all computer maps use the vaguest (pale) colors with little contrast and the smallest font size possible. Scroll in on the map and the text gets no larger. Why?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (lCWOD)


Because programmers never use the programs they program, in the real world. It is written.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (5fDan)

177 More DEI.

Olympic officials announce that Palestine will be represented as a country at the Olympics even if no one from Palestine qualifies

-
Well, if they had a camel humping event, they wouldn't have to DEI them into the Olympics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (L/fGl)

178 OK I'll cool it

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (/7KEl)

179 I have a large format Rand - McNally road atlas that we take on road trips where we are unfamiliar with the area.

Just in case Google, or the vehicle's GPS (or both) take a shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (Q4IgG)

180 The speed limit in Montana is 90. Don't go faster.

Google maps is really good factoring in road delays and traffic. Stops for meals restrooms are on you.

Posted by: No One of any consequence at April 28, 2024 02:59 PM (VuZH8)

181 For extra points, rent a non-Tesla EV...

Posted by: setnaffa at April 28, 2024 02:59 PM (jeNdr)

182 >>> 176 43 Google and really, all computer maps use the vaguest (pale) colors with little contrast and the smallest font size possible. Scroll in on the map and the text gets no larger. Why?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (lCWOD)


Because programmers never use the programs they program, in the real world. It is written.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (5fDan)

"Also, if you wanted to be able to *read* the map, you should have selected the "accessibility" option, it's like, for old people and stuff." -- programmers who have not yet reached the age of 29

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 03:01 PM (llON8)

183 Back when it was the double-nickel for a speed limit, I was driving a little more than 80 mph east of Billings and wasn't really paying attention to who was behind me for about a five-minute stretch of time. When I did look back in my mirror, I noticed a Montana Highway Patrol vehicle about 100 yards behind me but without the lights on. I kept the speed and he zipped by me with a bored look on his face.

Usually back then, when we were speeding and the MHP were paying attention, they'd give you the "finger waggle" which meant if you slowed down they won't do anything to you.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 28, 2024 03:01 PM (xxG/v)

184 182 >>> 176 43 Google and really, all computer maps use the vaguest (pale) colors with little contrast and the smallest font size possible. Scroll in on the map and the text gets no larger. Why?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (lCWOD)


Because programmers never use the programs they program, in the real world. It is written.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (5fDan)

"Also, if you wanted to be able to *read* the map, you should have selected the "accessibility" option, it's like, for old people and stuff." -- programmers who have not yet reached the age of 29

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 03:01 PM (llON

And how do I find that option?
::: puts on reading glasses, still can't find it :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:02 PM (ynpvh)

185 >>> 178 OK I'll cool it
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (/7KEl)

Don't. Stop.

Posted by: the margins at April 28, 2024 03:02 PM (llON8)

186 177 More DEI.

Olympic officials announce that Palestine will be represented as a country at the Olympics even if no one from Palestine qualifies

-
Well, if they had a camel humping event, they wouldn't have to DEI them into the Olympics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (L/fGl)


We demand the same privilege!!!!!

Posted by: Andorra at April 28, 2024 03:03 PM (5fDan)

187 Travel tip: Empty the gallon bottle of windshield washer into reservoir, keep bottle at arms reach. Drink all the coffee and Pepsi you want, fill the bottle as you go. No need for stops other than gasoline. Some of you shakier folks, or ladies, might need a wide funnel.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at April 28, 2024 03:03 PM (V5BDR)

188 183 Back when it was the double-nickel for a speed limit, I was driving a little more than 80 mph east of Billings and wasn't really paying attention to who was behind me for about a five-minute stretch of time. When I did look back in my mirror, I noticed a Montana Highway Patrol vehicle about 100 yards behind me but without the lights on. I kept the speed and he zipped by me with a bored look on his face.

Usually back then, when we were speeding and the MHP were paying attention, they'd give you the "finger waggle" which meant if you slowed down they won't do anything to you.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 28, 2024 03:01 PM (xxG/v)

Oklahoma had signs warning that 1mph over the speed limit was a ticket. Saw lots of folks pulled over by troopers while driving in that state.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

189 186 177 More DEI.

Olympic officials announce that Palestine will be represented as a country at the Olympics even if no one from Palestine qualifies

-
Well, if they had a camel humping event, they wouldn't have to DEI them into the Olympics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (L/fGl)


We demand the same privilege!!!!!

Posted by: Andorra at April 28, 2024 03:03 PM (5fDan)

What about Vatican City?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:04 PM (ynpvh)

190 Joe Biden once drove a semi of 400 cases Coors beer from Texarkana to Atlanta in record time. Actually, Hunter drove the semi. Joe was the blocker.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)

191 190 Joe Biden once drove a semi of 400 cases Coors beer from Texarkana to Atlanta in record time. Actually, Hunter drove the semi. Joe was the blocker.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)

Wasn't Beau killed on that trip by Injun savages?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

192 186 177 More DEI.

Olympic officials announce that Palestine will be represented as a country at the Olympics even if no one from Palestine qualifies

-
Well, if they had a camel humping event, they wouldn't have to DEI them into the Olympics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (L/fGl)


We demand the same privilege!!!!!

Posted by: Andorra at April 28, 2024 03:03 PM (5fDan)


Us too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: San Marino at April 28, 2024 03:06 PM (5fDan)

193 189 186 177 More DEI.

Olympic officials announce that Palestine will be represented as a country at the Olympics even if no one from Palestine qualifies

-
Well, if they had a camel humping event, they wouldn't have to DEI them into the Olympics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 02:58 PM (L/fGl)

We demand the same privilege!!!!!

Posted by: Andorra at April 28, 2024 03:03 PM (5fDan)

What about Vatican City?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:04 PM (ynpvh)
_________________

What about CHAZ?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2024 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

194 Offside.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 03:06 PM (LkLld)

195 Being my job, often have to find a address that doesn't exist if it's a new building under construction. But sometimes the H8 is what a place is called by town or zipcode

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 03:06 PM (fwDg9)

196 Welcome to my backyard! I live outside Bozeman, in Three Forks Montana. Hello!

Posted by: patvann at April 28, 2024 03:06 PM (IBfp2)

197 Oklahoma had signs warning that 1mph over the speed limit was a ticket. Saw lots of folks pulled over by troopers while driving in that state.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

**********

Southeastern Idaho is that way too and always has been. The Mormons who live there will not tolerate any deviation from the law whatsoever.

Once you cross the Montana border on I-15, you don't dare go over the speed limit until you're at least 100 miles south of Provo, and even then, you have to be careful until you hit the Arizona-Utah border.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 28, 2024 03:07 PM (xxG/v)

198 164 151
...
When we had flood waters in St. Louis some years back, I was trying to find my way home, while avoiding road closures. One route it took me, it's a good thing they had barriers up. The water was a few feet deep, due to the dip in the road in that area, and in the dark it looked like I was being directed to drive into a lake.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:46 PM (TBHic)

Funny enough, I *WAS* on my way to St. Louis at the time...Hmmm...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

Funny Fact about St. Louis: it is an independent city, not in a county. St. Louis is not in St. Louis County...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:07 PM (ynpvh)

199 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

OK is the reddest state if you go by counties voting record but they do a lot of stuff I consider anti conservative. I’m still pissed that they sentenced the pharmacist to life in prison because he ventilated an armed robber who he previously wounded and was down.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 03:07 PM (MNhXM)

200 I used to commute from Monterey, CA to Menlo Park daily. I'd leave at 5AM. I have made that trip in the morning in about 80 minutes, several times.

It helps to know literally every bend, hill and likely speed trap spot.

I got one ticket in 5 years.

The trips back to Monterey were always a clusterfuck tho'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)

201 191 190 Joe Biden once drove a semi of 400 cases Coors beer from Texarkana to Atlanta in record time. Actually, Hunter drove the semi. Joe was the blocker.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)

Wasn't Beau killed on that trip by Injun savages?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:05 PM (ynpvh)


Yes. Then they ate him. They acquired the taste after eating Uncle Bosey, That was before they migrated to the USA.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 03:08 PM (5fDan)

202 AP, 04/28/24, Education: 'College protesters want ‘amnesty.’ At stake: Tuition, legal charges, grades and graduation'

In part, "But the next evening, the college junior received an email from the university. Alwan and other students were being suspended after their arrests at the “Gaza Solidarity Encampment,” a tactic colleges across the country have deployed to calm growing campus protests against the Israel-Hamas war.

The students’ plight has become a central part of protests, with students and a growing number of faculty demanding their amnesty. At issue is whether universities and law enforcement will clear the charges and withhold other consequences, or whether the suspensions and legal records will follow students into their adult lives."
___
But it was fine to riot & cause graduations to be cancelled for other students - often those who already missed their high school graduation due to C19 - but no action against rioting Gaza Solidarity. For starters, ALL involved who are on Temporary Protected Status - professors, students, campus intruders - need to be put out of the country immediately & kept out. Period. One and done.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 28, 2024 03:09 PM (NFX2v)

203 I used to commute from Monterey, CA to Menlo Park daily. I'd leave at 5AM. I have made that trip in the morning in about 80 minutes, several times.

It helps to know literally every bend, hill and likely speed trap spot.

I got one ticket in 5 years.

The trips back to Monterey were always a clusterfuck tho'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)

===
You must be some kind of maniac!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 03:09 PM (RIvkX)

204 Well, if they had a camel humping event, they wouldn't have to DEI them into the Olympics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
------------------------

Goat roping; Cowboys most offended.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 03:09 PM (lCWOD)

205 204 Well, if they had a camel humping event, they wouldn't have to DEI them into the Olympics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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Goat roping; Cowboys most offended.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 03:09 PM (lCWOD)

Isn't goat and sheep roping how a Jihadi gets a date for Saturday night?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:10 PM (ynpvh)

206 Joe Biden once drove a semi of 400 cases Coors beer from Texarkana to Atlanta in record time. Actually, Hunter drove the semi. Joe was the blocker.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)

Wasn't he Arthur Guiness's convertor?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 28, 2024 03:10 PM (72W6e)

207 Joe Biden is the evil Walter Mitty.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 03:12 PM (MNhXM)

208 AP, 04/28/24, Education: 'College protesters want ‘amnesty.’ At stake: Tuition, legal charges, grades and graduation'

And I want a pony. GFY.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 03:13 PM (CsUN+)

209 My 1WP is sifting compost for garden, guess I outta go do a little more.
Next thread I will be grilling chicken and might try charcoal

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 03:14 PM (fwDg9)

210 Don't get me started about the joo-hating International Olympic Committee.

They barely paused when the Israeli team was murdered. In Germany. In the Olympic Village.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 03:14 PM (RIvkX)

211 43 Google and really, all computer maps use the vaguest (pale) colors with little contrast and the smallest font size possible. Scroll in on the map and the text gets no larger. Why?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 02:12 PM (lCWOD)

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So, I'm not the only one with this little pet peeve. You can zoom in at a Y intersection, roll the scroll wheel 10 times and nothing changes except a few objects move off the screen. Even if I had mcuh younger eyes, the text never gets big enough to read.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 28, 2024 03:14 PM (tCU73)

212 Group of pro Palestine protesters at AZ State busted.
Not one of them was a student or teacher at the school.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 03:14 PM (lCWOD)

213 Get the Waze app, CBD, it maps out police presence with a little cop-head icon wherever they're hiding out. Also traffic snarl-ups, construction zones, accidents, pretty much everything a body needs to get you on down the road. Once you've used Waze for a little while, you'll wonder why the hell you ever wasted your time with Goolag for so long.
Posted by: Mike Hendrix at April 28, 2024 02:43 PM (mDxFw)


Waze is a Google product...so-

No escape from the Goolag for you.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 03:15 PM (eDfFs)

214 >>> 210 Don't get me started about the joo-hating International Olympic Committee.

They barely paused when the Israeli team was murdered. In Germany. In the Olympic Village.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 03:14 PM (RIvkX)

Some people did something.

Posted by: the IOC at April 28, 2024 03:16 PM (llON8)

215 If you're going that way stop and see Custer Battlefield and Devils tower

Posted by: sharps45 at April 28, 2024 03:16 PM (8mDaR)

216 They could use proportional text letting it enlarge but not covering the screen.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 03:16 PM (lCWOD)

217 >>> 213 Get the Waze app, CBD, it maps out police presence with a little cop-head icon wherever they're hiding out. Also traffic snarl-ups, construction zones, accidents, pretty much everything a body needs to get you on down the road. Once you've used Waze for a little while, you'll wonder why the hell you ever wasted your time with Goolag for so long.
Posted by: Mike Hendrix at April 28, 2024 02:43 PM (mDxFw)

Waze is a Google product...so-

No escape from the Goolag for you.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 03:15 PM (eDfFs)

I wondered about that. Maybe Waze is from the part of the business that wasn't involved with Gemini.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 03:17 PM (llON8)

218 > You must be some kind of maniac!
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Highway 17 was... interesting. At the hour I'd hit it traffic was typically light, so I'd use all of the available pavement when possible. 880 was empty at that hour, or nearly so. Plus people drove that strip of road at bug eye speeds anyway.

94 BMW 325is w/ 5-speed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 03:17 PM (Q4IgG)

219 204 Well, if they had a camel humping event, they wouldn't have to DEI them into the Olympics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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Goat roping; Cowboys most offended.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 03:09 PM (lCWOD)


Future Olympic sports to accommodate the Palestinians -

100 meter dash carrying a 120mm mortar.
200 meter dash carrying three anti-tank mines.
RPG 50 meter accuracy competition.
10k Motocross carrying an Israeli female hostage.
Timed assembly of an unguided rocket out of provided materials: Sewer pipe, electrical wire stripped from generators at UN refugee camps, etc.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 03:19 PM (5fDan)

220 Where the fuck is my jet pack?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 28, 2024 03:23 PM (wBaIH)

221 As others have recommended, go see The Custer Battlefield. You can stand where Custer was just before he would see that he had led his men to their doom.

Posted by: Solutus at April 28, 2024 03:24 PM (Jnnb9)

222 Driving in Texas can be pretty speedy depending on where you are (hint: West Texas or NE Texas)

the speed Limit goes up to 80 or 85.

New Mexico also increases above 70, which is nice cuz it's about 99.9% desert with a little squib of mountains.

Oklahoma...well, it's filled with Oklahomos so since they can barely stay in their own lanes much less drive at 70 mph, the speed limit lowers.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 03:25 PM (eDfFs)

223 I'm going to have to get a cat and a Go-Pro camera for the cat, and if the cat can deliver a clip like this once a week, I'll feed it salmon.

330k views from Friday:'

https://tinyurl.com/mt4krz6n

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 28, 2024 03:25 PM (xxG/v)

224 330k views - no! 50.5 million views!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 28, 2024 03:26 PM (xxG/v)

225 Challenge accepted.

Posted by: Google Maps at April 28, 2024 03:28 PM (tT6L1)

226 Where the fuck is my jet pack?
Posted by: Field Marshal

https://is.gd/ro2Uvr

Link is to Snopes: sorry; but, the image is pertinent.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 03:28 PM (48HU+)

227 Israeli war cabinet members Gvir & Smotrich are to the Israeli war effort what Gaetz and MTG are to the GOP.

What is that, you may ask? Rule or ruin azaleas.

Posted by: mnw at April 28, 2024 03:30 PM (NLIak)

228 Oklahoma...well, it's filled with Oklahomos so since they can barely stay in their own lanes much less drive at 70 mph, the speed limit lowers.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 03:25 PM (eDfFs)
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I-40 through OK City on a Sunday is pretty much deserted, I seem to recall. I expect, though, during college football season, I-40 through OK City turns into a parking lot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 28, 2024 03:32 PM (tT6L1)

229 Little Big Horn and Rourke's Drift happened only a year or little more apart, one was wiped out, the other a couple dozen casualties

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 03:36 PM (fwDg9)

230
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 28, 2024 03:09 PM (NFX2v)

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"The students' plight." The plight of abiding by rules.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2024 03:37 PM (ny95y)

231
We were travelling back to Texas from Ohio. Going through Kentucky from Cincinnati to Louisville, then south, the GPS wanted us to get off the interstate and meander through places like Burgoo, Kallikak and Possum Snot. Finally it pitched a fit and added an hour to our drive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 03:38 PM (MoZTd)

232 I always race the GPS.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 03:40 PM (aD39U)

233 We were travelling back to Texas from Ohio. Going through Kentucky from Cincinnati to Louisville, then south, the GPS wanted us to get off the interstate and meander through places like Burgoo, Kallikak and Possum Snot. Finally it pitched a fit and added an hour to our drive.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 03:38 PM (MoZTd)


I pretty much ignore any GPS advice that takes me off the interstate.

I've found that the GPS is liable to lead you through small towns loaded with traffic lights if that map shows even the tiniest one mile or so difference in length, even if it takes you an extra 2 hours to get where you're going.


My favorite GPS advice was when I was taking one of the kiddos to lacrosse tournament and needed to hurry to the airport to catch a flight and Apple maps wanted me to drive across a lake to get there.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 03:45 PM (eDfFs)

234 Back in the 55 mph days I was stopped in eastern MT going 110. $5 on the spot and he said "there's another trooper just west of Glendive so slow down there." I think he was just bored. He and I were LITERALLY the only ars on the road.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 28, 2024 03:45 PM (iNp3L)

235 I'd do Devil's Tower, but take that grey route that swings easterly towards the bright blue marked highway. That hop up and over is quite scenic.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2024 03:53 PM (/HDaX)

236 I've never had a moving violation...

But I'm only 29.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 03:54 PM (IG4Id)

237 Part of the Love/ H8 with my Garmin is I usually keep it on shortest, but fkinn thing will give you a 10 minute longer trip to save 1/2 a mile, on fastest will do opposite and if you let it thinks the Pennsylvania Turnpike is the fast known way anywhere

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 03:54 PM (fwDg9)

238 230. "The students' plight." The plight of abiding by rules.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Indeed. But for WCVB5ABC today, 'Students involved in pro-Palestinian protests won't face school discipline, Emerson College says'

In part, "The College will not bring any campus disciplinary charges against the protesters and will encourage the district attorney not to pursue charges related to encampment violations," the college said in a statement.

The protesters' arraignment dates have been set for May 2. 3 and 7. Emerson's student housing ends on May 3.

"We will also provide housing support to students required to stay in town for court appearances following the closing of their dorms," the college said."

Ridiculous. The administration & participating professors need to be booted.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 28, 2024 03:54 PM (NFX2v)

239 Poll junkies across the blogosphere are excited today by a new CNN poll which shows Biden getting waxed.*

I'd love to believe it, but I can't. I think it's an outlier.

* Trump +5 in H2H; +9 when the other announced candidates are included

Posted by: mnw at April 28, 2024 03:55 PM (NLIak)

240 Back in the 55 mph days I was stopped in eastern MT going 110. $5 on the spot and he said "there's another trooper just west of Glendive so slow down there." I think he was just bored. He and I were LITERALLY the only ars on the road.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 28, 2024 03:45 PM


When I was transferred from San Diego to Great Lakes, IL back in 89 I drove the entire way. New Mexico had signs up at almost every entrance to the interstate with the fine for how much you were driving over the speed limit. IIRC it had 4 different fine ranges. I stayed within the $10 speeding fine range. Not sure they still have those signs but they were a big help back then.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 03:55 PM (QNSds)

241 Once (once) I found the GPS re-route feature useful. Wreck on the interstate with fatality... southbound lanes all closed. I'm right next to an interchange, but just past the exit... but not the entrance.

So I pull over to the shoulder and make an illegal U-turn, going the wrong way just until I can get onto the exit ramp to another road. Drive for a bit and the system quits bitching and does a re-route. Correctly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 03:55 PM (Q4IgG)

242 More specifically, I'm thinking of WY 14/24 past the Devil's Tower and through Hulett and Aladdin.

On the topic of speeding tickets, my dad got one of those $5 specials back in 1979 not far from Yellowstone. Cop's lights come on, my dad starts cursing that he's screwed and then the cop hands him a ticket for 75 in a 55.

$5 for "wasting national resources".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2024 03:58 PM (/HDaX)

243 FWP: the battery ran out on the lawnmower in the shin-high part of the lawn and it's been raining since then. It will dry out Wednesday, but the mower won't be able to go through it without clogging.

My ancestors would have LOVED it for their goats or cow.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 28, 2024 03:58 PM (fxCK2)

244 The maps feature in your phone or pad is a tracking device.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 03:59 PM (lCWOD)

245 241 Once (once) I found the GPS re-route feature useful. Wreck on the interstate with fatality... southbound lanes all closed. I'm right next to an interchange, but just past the exit... but not the entrance.

So I pull over to the shoulder and make an illegal U-turn, going the wrong way just until I can get onto the exit ramp to another road. Drive for a bit and the system quits bitching and does a re-route. Correctly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 03:55 PM (Q4IgG)

Back in the 90's, tried mapping directions to someone's house; the program had me driving through various backwoods dirt roads and truck routes instead of the main way, supposedly because the route it picked was shorter and faster. Yeah, no.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:59 PM (ynpvh)

246 244 The maps feature in your phone or pad is a tracking device.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 03:59 PM (lCWOD)

FIFY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

247 My sis reminded me that GPS tried to reroute her through a bad part of Flint when she was driving in Michigan. Luckily, she knew the area. She was driving a very nice Jag at the time.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 28, 2024 04:01 PM (fxCK2)

248 11 Hours is the most I will drive, and I don't really want to drive that long.

And as I get older, I don't have the psychic fortitude to drive much more than 6 hours.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 04:01 PM (XV/Pl)

249 Thanks entirely to the NFL, I've gotten much better at pronouncing Samoan names.

Appx 7% of NFL players last year were either Samoan, or of Samoan descent. BYU gets an assist for this curious phenomenon, btw.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 28, 2024 04:02 PM (NLIak)

250 We travel mostly in Texas and everyone knows that if you want clean (and plentiful) restrooms, stop at Buc-ee's. And even if you can't, Buc-ee's has caused other c-stores to up their bathroom game.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 28, 2024 02:43 PM (FEVMW)

Soon! One opens in Amarillo.

Imagine my pleasant surprise as I was driving through TN on the approaches to Knoxville when I ran into not one, but two Buc-ee’s!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:06 PM (uTTG7)

251 @239

>>I'd love to believe it, but I can't. I think it's an outlier.


Polls are meaningless.

The most recent primary in PA tells a story of enthusiasm and chicanary.

The Meat Puppet manged to get just under a million votes in a meaningless primary.

Trump on the other hand got under 800k.

So, who knows what's going to happen in November, but its a damn sure bet the Donks will be going to the mattresses.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 04:08 PM (XV/Pl)

252 When I was transferred from San Diego to Great Lakes, IL back in 89 I drove the entire way. New Mexico had signs up at almost every entrance to the interstate with the fine for how much you were driving over the speed limit. IIRC it had 4 different fine ranges. I stayed within the $10 speeding fine range. Not sure they still have those signs but they were a big help back then.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2024 03:55 PM (QNSds)

NM just has friendly reminders that their speed limits are strictly enforced.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:08 PM (uTTG7)

253 >>> And as I get older, I don't have the psychic fortitude to drive much more than 6 hours.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 04:01 PM (XV/Pl)
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It wouldn't be as tiring if you used your hands and feet.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 04:10 PM (lCWOD)

254 My favorite GPS advice was when I was taking one of the kiddos to lacrosse tournament and needed to hurry to the airport to catch a flight and Apple maps wanted me to drive across a lake to get there.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 03:45 PM (eDfFs)

Back in the day when GPS wasn’t ubiquitous but you could still get directions from various websites, I plotted my drive from San Antonio to Anchorage.

Most of these had me driving that route…through central KS. How??? It did not take me long to discount their views.

(By the way: driving north of the 60th parallel? You need The Milepost. The-milepost.com IIRC.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:13 PM (uTTG7)

255 NOOD FOOD

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:14 PM (ynpvh)

256
Indeed. But for WCVB5ABC today, 'Students involved in pro-Palestinian protests won't face school discipline, Emerson College says'

In part, "The College will not bring any campus disciplinary charges against the protesters and will encourage the district attorney not to pursue charges related to encampment violations," the college said in a statement.

The protesters' arraignment dates have been set for May 2. 3 and 7. Emerson's student housing ends on May 3.

"We will also provide housing support to students required to stay in town for court appearances following the closing of their dorms," the college said."

Ridiculous. The administration & participating professors need to be booted.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 28, 2024 03:54 PM (NFX2v)

Law, without force, is impotent.

Posted by: Pascal at April 28, 2024 04:15 PM (uTTG7)

257 251
...

So, who knows what's going to happen in November, but its a damn sure bet the Donks will be going to the mattresses.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 04:08 PM (XV/Pl)

Bill Clinton didn't need no steenkin' mattresses; he had humidors and beef flautists.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:15 PM (ynpvh)

258 255: food should always be nude, no?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (uTTG7)

259 258 255: food should always be nude, no?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (uTTG7)

They why do birds have dressing, eh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

260 259 258 255: food should always be nude, no?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (uTTG7)

They why do birds have dressing, eh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

Even salads have dressing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

261 260 259 258 255: food should always be nude, no?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 04:16 PM (uTTG7)

They why do birds have dressing, eh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

Even salads have dressing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

And food can be coated.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

262 That’s how fast is spreading.
That’s how much they hate America,the white people,the Jews…
That’s how many stupid future intellectuals and decision makers will come out of these schools.
That’s how many are supporting terrorism, rape, murder, kidnapping.


List of American universities with pro-Hamas encampments: https://bit.ly/4bftrpP

B1G schools on the list:

Michigan, Michigan State, Indiana, Ohio State, Northwestern, Minnesota and my alma mater Purdue.

Wonderful...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 28, 2024 04:20 PM (P5BPp)

263 That's a beautiful drive especially through the Gallatin Gateway. If you have time checkout Big Sky ski area. Have fun.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2024 04:21 PM (aFNOf)

264 @ 132 I'd say Illinois rest areas are frequent and fairly well maintained.
Mississippi rest areas are filthy.
California rest areas are goddamn frightening.
__________

Heh. Try the ones in Louisiana. If you don't see a LOT of cars and trucks in the parking bays when you pull in, keep on a-rollin' ... the restrooms are 'target-rich environments' for the Predator class. I have yet to see armed security in any of them. I wouldn't let my daughter go in them on road trips unless I went in with her to stand guard. Any questions, well ... talk to the hand.

Posted by: Dr_No at April 28, 2024 04:27 PM (ayRl+)

265 You could go thru Red Lodge and Cooke City if the road is open and there isn't 12 feet of snow. Follow the bison.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 28, 2024 04:31 PM (pDQ/8)

266 This IS the time of year to go to Yellowstone ... before school lets out.

Posted by: Marooned at April 28, 2024 05:12 PM (kt8QE)

267 Law, without force, is impotent.
Posted by: Pascal at April 28, 2024 04:15 PM (uTTG7)



Protest without pain isn't Civil Disobedience. Fill the jails, MLK would say.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 05:17 PM (aD39U)

268 I was just remarking to my son last night that I see that not as an estimate of travel time, but as the “time to beat.”

Go through Riverton, to the south. Teapot Rock, of Teapot Dome fame is not far from the route of travel, and you get the benefit of driving through the Tetons along the way, as well as right past Old Faithful, which is 100% worth a stop.

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at April 28, 2024 06:20 PM (Y2NGV)

269 Agreed. A nice doable day of driving. But I think it depends on the scenery. Doing nine hours on I95 between Boston and DC SEEMS like three days!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 02:04 PM (d9fT1)

And that’s just through the Bronx.

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at April 28, 2024 06:46 PM (Y2NGV)

270 Yes, Casper to Shoshone, Riverton, Debois, Togabee pass down into the Yellowstone River valley. Driving west with the Tetons looming right in front. Bear right at the intersection to Grand Teton Park through Grand Teton Park into Yellowstone.

Posted by: The Party Of Hell No! at April 28, 2024 07:27 PM (CUnWa)

271 Drove Forsyth(MT) to Belle Fourche and Rapid City dozens of times. Tricky during the winter months.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 28, 2024 07:59 PM (Qt4kF)

272 "And for what it's worth, the area around Mt. Rushmore is pretty, but honestly, the monument itself is rather underwhelming."

Not at night. It's spectacular.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 28, 2024 08:02 PM (Qt4kF)

273 Ugh. Mrs. DIG is watching Call the Midwife.

A constant stream of tugging at the feelz, coupled with liberal sentiments and preaching.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2024 08:09 PM (ufFY8)

274 Radar detector will pay for itself many times over. And will help beat your last time. A to B - A.S.A.P. Taught by my pro driving instructor, my dad, God rest his sole.

Posted by: S.Lynn at April 28, 2024 10:21 PM (gKcOI)

275 Take Hwy 14 East thru Cody at Ranchester take I-90 to Rapid City and Mt. Rushmore, this way you avoid Bozangeles. Besides Bozangeles the google route appears to go thru the Crow and/or Northern Cheyenne reservations.

Posted by: PerusingtheNet at April 29, 2024 12:41 AM (qCkGw)

Blue-On-Blue Fighting! Cheer For Casualties On Both Sides!

The Kennedy family is bathed in the blood of others: from Joe Kennedy's bootlegging criminality that built the foundations of their sordid little empire, to JFK's expansion of America's presence in Vietnam and cowardice in the face of communist expansion in our hemisphere , to the execrable Ted Kennedy's destruction of our immigration system, serial raping, and murder of Mary Joe Kopechne, and all of the other vile Kennedys who pillaged us mere mortals.

They are a horrid family, and the sooner they are cast on to the ash heap of history, the better.

But not until their internecine conflict helps defeat Drooling Joe Biden!

Inside the family feud tearing apart the Kennedys -- as RFK Jr.'s siblings endorse Biden over their brother

In a statement at the time, they wrote, "Bobby might share the same name as our father, but he does not share the same values, vision or judgment" and "We denounce his candidacy."

RFK Jr. is a loon who says some pleasing things for the majority of Americans who are deeply suspicious of our government. He is correct about the Covid vaccine...sort of.

"Covid-19 is targeted to attack Caucasians and Black people. The people who are most immune are Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese," he said, according to the video published by the Post. "We don't know whether it was deliberately targeted that or not."

And he is also 100% on board with throwing "Climate Deniers" in jail.

Regardless of his insanity, if he can pull votes from Drooling Joe, then we need him hail and hearty for the 2024 Presidential Election! Will he energize the moonbat wing of the Democrat Party? Will he alienate the solid, idiotic, reflexive Dem voter because the majority of the Dem royal family is supporting Senile Joe? Will he pull disgruntled Republican voters? Will he provide a sane-sounding alternative for disgruntled Democrats?

Who the hell knows! My suspicion is that he will draw disgruntled Democrats more than disgruntled Republicans, and that may mean the difference in some swing states.

But mostly I am cheering for Kennedy blood to be spilled. Lots of it...publicly, nastily, so that their reputations are tarnished, and their disgusting political machinations are exposed for all to see.

And when I say "blood," I mean both the metaphorical kind and the real kind. One of those ridiculous staged Kennedy touch football games descending into violence would immediately become my most-watched video of all time!

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter]

Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM




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1 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 12:00 PM (fwDg9)

2 the country is sick of this protesting shit

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 12:01 PM (us2H3)

3 Jill Stein - Green Party candidate for president, was arrested last night on a charge of assaulting a police officer during a protest march in St. Louis. Normally, I wouldn't give a rip, but I started reading the YT comments below the video and it reads like a DU comment transcript. Man, the Dems want the 3d party candidates out of the race.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2024 11:57 AM (rj6Yv)

Willowed from previous thread.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2024 12:03 PM (rj6Yv)

4 Blue-On-Blue Fighting!
https://youtu.be/QVECXLCSGuk

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:03 PM (ynpvh)

5 Red in war sims is the enemy. Blue/green is friendlies.
/pedant.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 12:03 PM (IG4Id)

6 What's their net worth?....I read some years ago it was down to $33 moiiion.

Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2024 12:03 PM (AwYPR)

7 did Mary Jo ever marry that student she was boning ??

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 12:03 PM (us2H3)

8
Anything interesting at last night's Nerd Prom?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 12:04 PM (MoZTd)

9 All I know about the rest of the Kennedy Klan is they sent out to denounce RFK Jr., a Parkinsons patient.

Doesn't anybody in that family know how to speak without sounding like Katherine Hepburn in her golden years?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:04 PM (Tr/ye)

10 7 did Mary Jo ever marry that student she was boning ??

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 12:03 PM (us2H3)

I thought she went to a watery death thanks to the "LiON of the Senate"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

11 They are a deeply weird family.... the Kennedy's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 12:06 PM (Q4IgG)

12 reformed = self loathing

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 12:06 PM (us2H3)

13 11 They are a deeply weird family.... the Kennedy's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 12:06 PM (Q4IgG)

In- breds

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 12:06 PM (Akjoo)

14 I don't know much about Ashkenazi Jews, but I tracked international COVID numbers throughout the pandemic, and there is a lot of circumstantial evidence that the early variations of the virus went a lot easier on nations with mostly East Asian demographics. The charts are still there. Go look. At the time, this was credited to strong governments and masks, but Western nations with similar policies did not do as well.

Later variations seemed to have lost this trait, which is why those same nations got clobbered later.

Posted by: MartynW at April 28, 2024 12:07 PM (sHP7b)

15 2 the country is sick of this protesting shit

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 12:01 PM (us2H3)

About half the country is sick of a Gov't out of control.
The other half applaud it and want more.

Okay, not entirely right; some large chunk just don't care.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

16 13 11 They are a deeply weird family.... the Kennedy's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 12:06 PM (Q4IgG)

In- breds

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 12:06 PM (Akjoo)

But without the banjos?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

17
They are a deeply weird family.... the Kennedy's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 12:06 PM (Q4IgG)


Most of the "tragedies" they've had - excepting Bobby's assassination - are a result of their stupid hubris, thinking "Nothing's going to happen, I'm a Kennedy".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 12:08 PM (MoZTd)

18 I thought she went to a watery death thanks to the "LiON of the Senate"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

This being 2024, I'm open to any number of conspiracy theories around that event.

Including the Teddy put a baby in her oven, and then had her killed.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:08 PM (Tr/ye)

19 DailyCaller--

RFK Jr. Is Poised To Tilt The Presidential Race — But It’s Still Not Clear To Whom

https://is.gd/XBcDlo

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 12:09 PM (ju2Fy)

20 RFK Jr. Is Poised To Tilt The Presidential Race — But It’s Still Not Clear To Whom

https://is.gd/XBcDlo
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 12:09 PM (ju2Fy)

I would say more to Joe than Trump but who knows ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 12:09 PM (Akjoo)

21 18 I thought she went to a watery death thanks to the "LiON of the Senate"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:04 PM (ynpvh)


I thought she was in the Pacific NW, getting her bongo banged by a chimpanzee

that ain't workin

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 12:10 PM (us2H3)

22 I don't know much about Ashkenazi Jews, but I tracked international COVID numbers throughout the pandemic, and there is a lot of circumstantial evidence that the early variations of the virus went a lot easier on nations with mostly East Asian demographics. The charts are still there. Go look. At the time, this was credited to strong governments and masks, but Western nations with similar policies did not do as well.

Later variations seemed to have lost this trait, which is why those same nations got clobbered later.
Posted by: MartynW at April 28, 2024 12:07 PM (sHP7b)

I don't think anyone in the political sphere, other than RFK really wants to know anything about all these questions.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:10 PM (Tr/ye)

23 In Triumph Regained about Vietnam, Johnson in 1968 got a jump in polls due to backlash of the Marxist Seminaries revolting over the war and normal Americans seeing the pro Communists
It does happen

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 12:10 PM (fwDg9)

24 O.J. Simpson’s Death Certificate Confirms His Cause of Death, Lawyer Says

-
But we've got to verify it legally to see if he is morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably and reliably dead.
As coroner I must aver I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead he's really most sincerely dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 12:11 PM (L/fGl)

25 The country is unraveling at a shocking speed.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 28, 2024 12:11 PM (Hn5Yb)

26 Later variations seemed to have lost this trait, which is why those same nations got clobbered later.

Posted by: MartynW at April 28, 2024 12:07 PM (sHP7b)

Virii constantly mutate. Just image the rate of mutations from generation-to-generation, and realize that:
1) by hijacking genetic machinery of another species to reproduce
2) by having reproduction occur in that same organism billions of times
3) by being very infectious so #2 happens millions of times
4) with a turn-around of generations in the range of what? 20 minutes? So lots and lots of generations

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:11 PM (ynpvh)

27 24 O.J. Simpson’s Death Certificate Confirms His Cause of Death, Lawyer Says

-
But we've got to verify it legally to see if he is morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably and reliably dead.
As coroner I must aver I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead he's really most sincerely dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 12:11 PM (L/fGl)

He finally got Nicole's killer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

28 RFK Jr is a dim plant

to keep free range voters from gravitating to Trump

cuz once they get on Trump, it's hard to get them off of Trump

my guess he drops and endorses Shitpants at the convention

he and Joey are fam, he said so himself on Cavuto

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 12:13 PM (us2H3)

29 O.J. Simpson’s Death Certificate Confirms His Cause of Death, Lawyer Says

-
But we've got to verify it legally to see if he is morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably and reliably dead.
As coroner I must aver I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead he's really most sincerely dead.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 12:11 PM (L/fGl)

I saw the headline, decided I didn't care enough to hear the answer. Seems this is a news story, only if somebody gutted him and/or almost cut his head off.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:13 PM (Tr/ye)

30 20 RFK Jr. Is Poised To Tilt The Presidential Race — But It’s Still Not Clear To Whom

https://is.gd/XBcDlo
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 12:09 PM (ju2Fy)

I would say more to Joe than Trump but who knows ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 12:09 PM (Akjoo)

Well, the most conservative of conservatives, the CoC republicans and the Never Trumpers won't vote for Trump. So there's that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

31 I'd consider what RFK Jr. does in a 3-way race with Nikki Haley instead of Trump.

Because that's as likely as not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

32 Joan Kennedy was my neighbor for a number of years after her divorce from Ted. She had become a raging alcoholic and a very sad person.

Getting involved with the Kennedy's almost always spells disaster.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 12:15 PM (LkLld)

33 IIRC, Ronaldus Magnus had a generally positive view of JFK and while he had political differences with RFK at least once had a civil debate with him about Vietnam (taking snide questions from college students) that I’ve seen on YT.

Teddy was the biggest slime and did the most damage to the country.

Speaking of Reagan, CSPAN ran his first presidential news conference from January 1981 last night. Fascinating…. Another time. Lesley Stahl and Sam Donaldson and Helen Thomas asked questions along with others. The press was respectful and Reagan actually answered questions…. Even said “I don’t know” a few times. Made me realize how bad things are now. Yeah…. Biden needs to lose

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 12:15 PM (+r3lU)

34 31 I'd consider what RFK Jr. does in a 3-way race with Nikki Haley instead of Trump.

Because that's as likely as not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

Joe wins hands down.. Nikki isn't all that well liked by Republicans.. I won't vote for her

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 12:15 PM (Akjoo)

35 32 Joan Kennedy was my neighbor for a number of years after her divorce from Ted. She had become a raging alcoholic and a very sad person.

Getting involved with the Kennedy's almost always spells disaster.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 12:15 PM (LkLld)

::: Aaanold ShwartzenGerman has entered the chat :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

36 Getting involved with the Kennedy's almost always spells disaster.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 12:15 PM (LkLld)

Yeah...especially if it involves water.

Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2024 12:17 PM (AwYPR)

37 33 IIRC, Ronaldus Magnus had a generally positive view of JFK and while he had political differences with RFK at least once had a civil debate with him about Vietnam (taking snide questions from college students) that I’ve seen on YT.

Teddy was the biggest slime and did the most damage to the country.

Speaking of Reagan, CSPAN ran his first presidential news conference from January 1981 last night. Fascinating…. Another time. Lesley Stahl and Sam Donaldson and Helen Thomas asked questions along with others. The press was respectful and Reagan actually answered questions…. Even said “I don’t know” a few times. Made me realize how bad things are now. Yeah…. Biden needs to lose

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 12:15 PM (+r3lU)

Helen of Troy had a face that launched a 1000 ships
Helen Thomas had a face that would launch a 1000 ships in the opposite direction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

38 IIRC, Ronaldus Magnus had a generally positive view of JFK and while he had political differences with RFK at least once had a civil debate with him about Vietnam (taking snide questions from college students) that I’ve seen on YT.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 12:15 PM (+r3lU)

JFK is less a person now, more an icon. Some love him, I guess, some hate him. He was more complicated than that. He was a politician, and in ways one can say about anyone, whether you like him or not, he was a very good one.

His biggest mistake appears to have been pissing off the Deep State. Got him killed, and gave us LBJ as President, which is one of the greatest disasters of the post-war era.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:18 PM (Tr/ye)

39 The blood I don't wish for is another assassination.

I don't think Trump is the only one in grave danger of getting shot; the dems denied secret service to RFK Jr before they ever started trying to take it away from Trump, and I think they'd be fine with another Kennedy getting killed. They'd twist it into another chapter of sacred Kennedy hagiography in no time, and all would be "forgiven" once he was a useful corpse.

Posted by: barbarausa at April 28, 2024 12:19 PM (enw9G)

40 We have our own set of problems... Red on Red.

If we want to win we are going to need the Nikki Haley voter to come home.
Will they vote for Biden, Kennedy, Trump or sit this one out?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2024 12:19 PM (NpAcC)

41 And when I say "blood," I mean both the metaphorical kind and the real kind

Hey - Biden is still denying RFK Jr. Secret Service protection, in the hopes that a James Hodgkinson will come along and solve Biden's problem for him.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 12:20 PM (uxCna)

42 40 We have our own set of problems... Red on Red.

If we want to win we are going to need the Nikki Haley voter to come home.
Will they vote for Biden, Kennedy, Trump or sit this one out?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2024 12:19 PM (NpAcC)

Eh, they're joined with the Log Cabin Repubs, CoC Repubs, and Never Trumpers, of which there is some great overlap.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

43 ***But mostly I am cheering for Kennedy blood to be spilled.*** -----------------

Rough advocacy.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:20 PM (lCWOD)

44
Joan Kennedy was my neighbor for a number of years after her divorce from Ted. She had become a raging alcoholic and a very sad person.

She's the kind of person you'd think died years ago, but she's still around. Kept under wraps, has a guardian, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 12:21 PM (MoZTd)

45 it's more likely Joe gets replaced than Trump

once the DC dims get a whiff of down ballot demoralization, Joe will take a powder

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 12:21 PM (us2H3)

46 Hey - Biden is still denying RFK Jr. Secret Service protection, in the hopes that a James Hodgkinson will come along and solve Biden's problem for him.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 12:20 PM (uxCna)

Well...there's this agent on Kamala's detail....

Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2024 12:22 PM (AwYPR)

47 I love Blue On Blue Internecine Warfare.

Like two asshole, loud mouth, know it all drunks at a bar going at it till the cops come and whip both their asses some more before taking them to The Booty House.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 12:22 PM (R/m4+)

48 If we want to win we are going to need the Nikki Haley voter to come home.
Will they vote for Biden, Kennedy, Trump or sit this one out?
Posted by: redridinghood


I don't think we need the Acela Corridor Courtesans to win, but...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 12:22 PM (IG4Id)

49 Virii constantly mutate. Just image the rate of mutations from generation-to-generation, and realize that:
1) by hijacking genetic machinery of another species to reproduce
2) by having reproduction occur in that same organism billions of times
3) by being very infectious so #2 happens millions of times
4) with a turn-around of generations in the range of what? 20 minutes? So lots and lots of generations

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong...
=====

My theory is that marketing 'antivirals' has grown bigger and badder viruses. I like hypochlorite bleach -- kill them all.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2024 12:22 PM (MIKMs)

50 Ashkenazi Jews and Blacks? ?que?

The only people I saw personally who were obsessed over covid* were white people and a few hispanics.

*Interesting. Brave does not recognize 'covid'- not even to capitalize the C. My how the world has changed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:22 PM (di6C2)

51 He’ll be Jill Stein not Ross Perot. But whatever help defeat Biden.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:23 PM (tpjlM)

52 Leftists do find a way to get people to commit a assassination

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 12:23 PM (fwDg9)

53 Thx CBD. As someone once said "the Kennedy's can't ski, can't drive a car, can't fly a plane, can't hold their liquor , but they can tell you how to lead your life "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:23 PM (UwmMe)

54 Anything interesting at last night's Nerd Prom?

I hate the term "Nerd Prom" - it gives far too much credit to these jerks, which is why they use it.

Nerds are people who can solve differential equations - establishment journalists are merely well-connected people who know how to suck up to the people in power.

The idea that they are "nerds" in any sense is ludicrous.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 12:23 PM (uxCna)

55 >>In a statement at the time, they wrote, "Bobby might share the same name as our father, but he does not share the same values, vision or judgment" and "We denounce his candidacy."


Wow. Jerks.
On par with Bob Dole endorsing McCain over his wife.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2024 12:24 PM (cCVOS)

56 And he is also 100% on board with throwing "Climate Deniers" in jail.

To be fair, who isn't?

Posted by: Greta at April 28, 2024 12:24 PM (to664)

57 "the Kennedy's can't ski, can't drive a car, can't fly a plane, can't hold their liquor , but they can tell you how to lead your life "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:23 PM (UwmMe)

Perfect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 12:24 PM (d9fT1)

58 54 Anything interesting at last night's Nerd Prom?

All I heard was it was softballs to Joe and hits against Trump... What I expected

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 12:24 PM (Akjoo)

59 Nerds are people who can solve differential equations - establishment journalists are merely well-connected people who know how to suck up to the people in power.

The idea that they are "nerds" in any sense is ludicrous.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 12:23 PM (uxCna)
---
Yeah, they don't qualify as geeks either. Except maybe in the carnival sense of the word....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 12:25 PM (BpYfr)

60 once the DC dims get a whiff of down ballot demoralization, Joe will take a powder

THINK AGAIN, BUSTER!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at April 28, 2024 12:25 PM (uxCna)

61 We have our own set of problems... Red on Red.

If we want to win we are going to need the Nikki Haley voter to come home.
Will they vote for Biden, Kennedy, Trump or sit this one out?



The saving grace is most of these people live in deep blue state so their votes won’t matter. PA is the exception.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:25 PM (tpjlM)

62 Even said “I don’t know” a few times. Made me realize how bad things are now. Yeah…. Biden needs to lose

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 12:15 PM (+r3lU)

A different world. Go back and watch any of the debates from '80 or 84. They actually had questions. And real answers, not just canned, massaged sound bites. Ironically, when Reagan was not as detailed and was more philosophical is what everyone copied, but he did a lot of the other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:25 PM (di6C2)

63 49 Virii constantly mutate. Just image the rate of mutations from generation-to-generation, and realize that:
1) by hijacking genetic machinery of another species to reproduce
2) by having reproduction occur in that same organism billions of times
3) by being very infectious so #2 happens millions of times
4) with a turn-around of generations in the range of what? 20 minutes? So lots and lots of generations

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong...
=====

My theory is that marketing 'antivirals' has grown bigger and badder viruses. I like hypochlorite bleach -- kill them all.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2024 12:22 PM (MIKMs)

It's what happens when someone has a bacterial infection and only does part of their antibiotic course; those bad boys that survived the incomplete onslaught due to certain minor mutations no longer have to compete with the other ones that were wiped out, so you get more antibiotic-resistant mutations afterwards.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

64 I don't think we need the Acela Corridor Courtesans to win, but...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 12:22 PM (IG4Id)

Sure we do! So we can keep sending money overseas.

And outlawing trannies playing high school girl sports.

You know, the most important issues of our day.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:26 PM (Tr/ye)

65 Sure we do! So we can keep sending money overseas.

And outlawing trannies playing high school girl sports.

You know, the most important issues of our day.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:26 PM (Tr/ye)

Oh jeez, I can't believe I forgot outlawing Tik Tok.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:26 PM (Tr/ye)

66
I hate the term "Nerd Prom" - it gives far too much credit to these jerks, which is why they use it.

Sorry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 12:26 PM (MoZTd)

67 Nikki Haley voters didn't vote for Trump last time. Why would they vote for him this time?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:26 PM (lCWOD)

68 Yeah “journalists” are the anti-nerd. They’re very stupid people.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:26 PM (tpjlM)

69 I don't think we need the Acela Corridor Courtesans to win, but...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 12:22 PM


$2,000,000, same as in town.

Posted by: Acela Corridor Courtesans at April 28, 2024 12:27 PM (to664)

70 54 Anything interesting at last night's Nerd Prom?

I hate the term "Nerd Prom" - it gives far too much credit to these jerks, which is why they use it.

Nerds are people who can solve differential equations - establishment journalists are merely well-connected people who know how to suck up to the people in power.

The idea that they are "nerds" in any sense is ludicrous.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 12:23 PM (uxCna)

So more like a Retard Symposium?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

71 In Triumph Regained about Vietnam, Johnson in 1968 got a jump in polls due to backlash of the Marxist Seminaries revolting over the war and normal Americans seeing the pro Communists
It does happen
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 12:10 PM (fwDg9)


And Goldwater being Goldwater.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 12:28 PM (D7oie)

72 >>I think they'd be fine with another Kennedy getting killed. They'd twist it into another chapter of sacred Kennedy hagiography in no time, and all would be "forgiven" once he was a useful corpse.

They turn it into another grotesque memorial-campaign rally like they did with someone during the Obama years, complete with printed t-shirts.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2024 12:28 PM (cCVOS)

73 63 49 Virii constantly mutate. Just image the rate of mutations from generation-to-generation, and realize that:
1) by hijacking genetic machinery of another species to reproduce
2) by having reproduction occur in that same organism billions of times
3) by being very infectious so #2 happens millions of times
4) with a turn-around of generations in the range of what? 20 minutes? So lots and lots of generations

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong...
---------------------

But, but, I don't wanna be a bat.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:28 PM (lCWOD)

74 And I nearly killed myself after my wife and daughter died in that car crash.

Fortunately, I was already having sex with Jill, and she was able to console me.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at April 28, 2024 12:29 PM (uxCna)

75 "THE ATLANTIC:The Unreality of Columbia’s ‘Liberated Zone:’ What happens when genuine sympathy for civilian suffering mixes with a fervor that borders on the oppressive?"

Um, you have Nazis and Red Guard. This is not by accident. They are ... amplifying and topping* like Twitter or other social media. That is why they keep wanting to isolate themselves from scrutiny.

*Is there a word already for the phenomenon of social media where everyone tries to outdo each other in their fervor?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:30 PM (di6C2)

76 But, but, I don't wanna be a bat.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:28 PM


TBF, it's far better than being a mephitic penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2024 12:30 PM (to664)

77 Pennsylvania Primary with 99% of the vote in-

Dem. winner-Joe Biden 945,712 87.9 %
Dean Phillips 69,307
Total Write-ins 60,445

Rep. winner- Donald Trump 792,408 83.4%
Nikki Haley 158,106

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2024 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

78 Still wondering about the over/under on number of months it takes for a "disgruntled Democratic office seeker" to try and take out RFK Jr . Not rooting for it but given MushBrain's refusal on giving RFK Jr SS protection, I wouldn't be surprised

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:31 PM (UwmMe)

79 $2,000,000, same as in town.
Posted by: Acela Corridor Courtesans


I don't think 2 big will buy you a closet in Georgetown.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 12:32 PM (IG4Id)

80 And Goldwater being Goldwater.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 12:28 PM (D7oie)
------------------------------------

As presented by the propaganda media.

they've been screwing us for a long time.

They knew that Eisenhower had won within an hour but withheld the information because we didn't need to know what they knew.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:32 PM (lCWOD)

81 the loonies in my SIL's social circle are reposting Biden's remarks at the dinner--so on point! Tanned, rested, ready! Squinting is a sign of strength!

Posted by: barbarausa at April 28, 2024 12:32 PM (enw9G)

82 We are seeing a rhyme of 60s anti War/ pro Communist and today's Israeli war and Pro Hamas college Marxists Seminaries

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 12:33 PM (fwDg9)

83 Nikki Haley voters didn't vote for Trump last time. Why would they vote for him this time?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:26 PM (lCWOD)
*******
A lot of them did. Nikki Haley voted for him.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2024 12:33 PM (NpAcC)

84 79 $2,000,000, same as in town.
Posted by: Acela Corridor Courtesans

I don't think 2 big will buy you a closet in Georgetown.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 12:32 PM (IG4Id)

Maybe One Night in Bankok?

Posted by: Murray Head at April 28, 2024 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

85 Still wondering about the over/under on number of months it takes for a "disgruntled Democratic office seeker" to try and take out RFK Jr . Not rooting for it but given MushBrain's refusal on giving RFK Jr SS protection, I wouldn't be surprised
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:31 PM (UwmMe)

My theory: The Deep State is ready to let Biden lose, and that makes RFK irrelevant. Now, if they were all in on some other candidate, they'd take him out if need be.

I just don't think they think they need to, and they're perfectly prepared to let a wounded (metaphorically) Trump take up residence in the White House again.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:34 PM (Tr/ye)

86 82 We are seeing a rhyme of 60s anti War/ pro Communist and today's Israeli war and Pro Hamas college Marxists Seminaries
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 12:33 PM (fwDg9)

A mirepoix of communism, anti-Semitism, racism, and blood lust.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:34 PM (di6C2)

87 81 the loonies in my SIL's social circle are reposting Biden's remarks at the dinner--so on point! Tanned, rested, ready! Squinting is a sign of strength!

Posted by: barbarausa at April 28, 2024 12:32 PM (enw9G)

How far Joey has come from the inbred banjo playing kid in "Deliverance" to (P)resident of the dis-United States.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

88 In 2020 Dem primary in PA got 500k more
Voted than the GOP Primary. So relative to 2020 this year was a big improvement for Trump .

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:35 PM (tpjlM)

89 86 82 We are seeing a rhyme of 60s anti War/ pro Communist and today's Israeli war and Pro Hamas college Marxists Seminaries
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 12:33 PM (fwDg9)

A mirepoix of communism, anti-Semitism, racism, and blood lust.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:34 PM (di6C2)

That's a terrible soup base; throw it out!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

90 Nikki Haley... now there's a worthless piece of shit human I haven't thought about in a while.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:35 PM (Tr/ye)

91 Morning.

RFK Jr is one seriously ugly mofo.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:36 PM (gaF/P)

92 Reagan was top of his game in the 60s. It is unfortunate he didn’t win in ‘68 or ‘72 or even ‘76.

He got rolled a couple times as California governor but that was the nature of the rot and subversion taking hold even then. He was a really sharp businessman, and kind of a “whistleblower” for government waste and stupidity.

He had a long series of short 2 or 3 minute audio or radio spots where he would outline some stupid economic atrocity and then proceed to explain common sense free market principles. They were really good, very few people have the ability to break things down succinctly.

“I paid for this microphone!” was more of the same. Quick thinker.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2024 12:36 PM (EVfdo)

93 90 Nikki Haley... now there's a worthless piece of shit human I haven't thought about in a while.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:35 PM (Tr/ye)

I hear she on to her next grift.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

94 the loonies in my SIL's social circle are reposting Biden's remarks at the dinner--so on point! Tanned, rested, ready! Squinting is a sign of strength!
Posted by: barbarausa at April 28, 2024 12:32 PM (enw9G)

Real men use Desitin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 28, 2024 12:36 PM (R4t5M)

95 I don’t buy the proposition that Trump needs Nikki Haley voters to “come home”…. It’s an incorrect framing. Haley voters come in 3 varieties I’d wager:
1. Never Trump republicans
2. Democrats who voted in the GOP primary
3. Republican squishes stuck in 2002 who yearn for bipartisan comity and good manners

1 & 2 never have and never will vote for Trump. They’ve always been a lost cause since 2016… they are not lost votes. #3 has nowhere else to go and will come back…. But they don’t matter anyway; I’d guess they’re a tiny percentage of 1-3 above. Trump more than replaces those votes with first time minority voters. My $0.02

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 12:37 PM (xT8gx)

96 I just don't think they think they need to, and they're perfectly prepared to let a wounded (metaphorically) Trump take up residence in the White House again.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:34 PM (Tr/ye)

See I look at it as the opposite. Just my read. I could be wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:38 PM (di6C2)

97 Bill Maher said on Friday that the pro-Hamas protesters are behaving exactly like Trump (rolling my eyes here), which may or may not freak out the protesters.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2024 12:38 PM (FD5dr)

98 Yeah, what could possibly go wrong...
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But, but, I don't wanna be a bat.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:28 PM (lCWOD)

Being a bat wouldn't be so bad. You could use echolocation to see in the dark. Never step on another Lego ever again!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:38 PM (gaF/P)

99 If we want to win we are going to need the Nikki Haley voter to come home.
Will they vote for Biden, Kennedy, Trump or sit this one out?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2024 12:19 PM (NpAcC)

What Nikki Haley voters? Damn near every primary vote she got came from Democrats crossing over in open-primary States.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:39 PM (8zz6B)

100 If Kennedy stays in the race, and I think he will, Bidens people will go all in on the most vicious attacks you can imagine starting about September. It will be ugly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 12:39 PM (q3gwH)

101 92
...
“I paid for this microphone!” was more of the same. Quick thinker.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2024 12:36 PM (EVfdo)

https://youtu.be/hPDOYPxSSv0&t=4s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

102 Pa since 2029 has open sewer voting boxes open 24/7 to vote as many as you want to dump in, no vote security will check them.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 12:39 PM (fwDg9)

103 By Grabthar's Hammer the deterioration of the Kennedy Klan by generation in that endorsement video is pronounced.

Their Reign of Error is over.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 28, 2024 12:39 PM (wBaIH)

104 Bill Maher said on Friday that the pro-Hamas protesters are behaving exactly like Trump (rolling my eyes here), which may or may not freak out the protesters.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2024 12:38 PM (FD5dr)

Trump wants to murder Jews?

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:39 PM (gaF/P)

105 If Kennedy stays in the race, and I think he will, Bidens people will go all in on the most vicious attacks you can imagine starting about September. It will be ugly.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Is Sirhan^2 still in jail?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 12:40 PM (IG4Id)

106 Nikki Haley... now there's a worthless piece of shit human I haven't thought about in a while.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:35 PM (Tr/ye)

I hear she on to her next grift.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

Rest stop toilet whore?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:40 PM (Tr/ye)

107 What Nikki Haley voters? Damn near every primary vote she got came from Democrats crossing over in open-primary States.

Seconded. She never had any voters. All of the celebrity NeverTrumpers are just Biden voters, and many of them (Bill Kristol in particular) now openly admit it.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2024 12:40 PM (FD5dr)

108 I started a Maryanne Williamson movement at work.

Any and all votes that can be suctioned away from biden need to be.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 12:40 PM (MplBg)

109 Nikki Haley locked down the critical Liz Cheney segment of the electorate. Don't wanna lose that!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (q3gwH)

110 98 Yeah, what could possibly go wrong...
---------------------

But, but, I don't wanna be a bat.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:28 PM (lCWOD)

Being a bat wouldn't be so bad. You could use echolocation to see in the dark. Never step on another Lego ever again!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:38 PM (gaF/P)

But you'd always have to wing it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

111 If Kennedy stays in the race, and I think he will, Bidens people will go all in on the most vicious attacks you can imagine starting about September. It will be ugly.

Just imagine the FBI files on this guy.

After all, he's a Kennedy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (uxCna)

112 @81 I look at posts of people I know and the more people I know who are liberals and used to flame Trump in every post , have quieted down on Trump , like they realize they have other problems. Other people in my area who I look at occasionally are still barfing out the usual posts and shares about Trump being a criminal etc, and Biden being the font of all wisdom and goodness

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (UwmMe)

113 I just don't think they think they need to, and they're perfectly prepared to let a wounded (metaphorically) Trump take up residence in the White House again.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:34 PM (Tr/ye)

See I look at it as the opposite. Just my read. I could be wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:38 PM (di6C2)

I tend to use the scientific method for these things. I put the theory out there (so to speak), and watch for evidence that contradicts it.

So far I haven't seen any.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (Tr/ye)

114 Being a bat wouldn't be so bad. You could use echolocation to see in the dark. Never step on another Lego ever again!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:38 PM (gaF/P)

And eat bugs!...you'd be so hip1

Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (AwYPR)

115 Nikki Haley... now there's a worthless piece of shit human I haven't thought about in a while.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:35 PM (Tr/ye)

I hear she on to her next grift.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

Rest stop toilet whore?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:40 PM (Tr/ye)

If that were the case I'd be the first to know.

Standby.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:42 PM (gaF/P)

116 >>>He had a long series of short 2 or 3 minute audio or radio spots where he would outline some stupid economic atrocity and then proceed to explain common sense free market principles. They were really good, very few people have the ability to break things down succinctly.
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Only knew of Reagan, from TV blips, as the mean governor towards the innocent protesters at Berkeley. One day I'm listening to really sharp commentary on the radio, he signed off as Ronald Reagan. ...Damn!

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:42 PM (lCWOD)

117 RFK Jr.'s mother was a flaming loony.

And, no, I don't know who Flaming Loonies opened for.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 12:42 PM (Be/+i)

118 109 Nikki Haley locked down the critical Liz Cheney segment of the electorate. Don't wanna lose that!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (q3gwH)

An amazing group. That's why she won her primary in Wyoming.
Oh, wait...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

119 Even the Eisenhower years - everything seemingly OK, for the most part, yet spooks were running color revolutions and all sorts of shady shit.

The CIA buying up all the existing supply of LSD and dosing prisoners, military, and CIA employees with Sandoz labs finest is too strange to believe. “If only Ike knew!” Right?

He wouldn’t have been able to stop it? My “favorite” is where 3 prisoners at Kentucky State prison were kept tripping for 77 days straight (it takss ever increasing doses to do this) and combined with sleep deprivation techniques. When they tried to nod off, they got zapped with cattle prods.

Just “Leave It to Beaver”, m’kay Wally?

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2024 12:43 PM (EVfdo)

120 She's at the famous Hudson think tank.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:43 PM (lCWOD)

121 Reagan began his press conference reading a statement that Treasury Sec. Donald Regan had sent Congress a letter requesting to raise the debt ceiling to $985 billion. "The administration took this action with great regret...."

Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2024 12:43 PM (KAi1n)

122 After all, he's a Kennedy.

Particularly inspiring was the spectacle of the entire Kennedy family lining up on camera to denounce RFK Jr.

I'm sure that they were told that they would all lose their sinecures at left-wing nonprofits and such if they didn't toe the line and publicly endorse Biden.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 12:43 PM (uxCna)

123 Trump wants to murder Jews?
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:39 PM (gaF/P)


Maher's spin was more "they're willing to destroy everything as long as they get social media clout", which is pretty good as a description of the "I wish I was more educated" protester class but stupid in relation to DJT.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2024 12:43 PM (FD5dr)

124 And, no, I don't know who Flaming Loonies opened for.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 12:42 PM (Be/+i)

Flaming Lips?

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:44 PM (gaF/P)

125 117 RFK Jr.'s mother was a flaming loony.

And, no, I don't know who Flaming Loonies opened for.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 12:42 PM (Be/+i)

One-Eyed Willie & the Pirates.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

126 I started a Maryanne Williamson movement at work.

Any and all votes that can be suctioned away from biden need to be.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 12:40 PM (MplBg)

It should be possible to talk up Jill Stein, now that she's been martyred for the cause.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:44 PM (Tr/ye)

127 Being a bat wouldn't be so bad. You could use echolocation to see in the dark. Never step on another Lego ever again!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:38 PM (gaF/P)
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Then you fly into the low-pressure zone behind a windmill vane and your little lungs explode.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 12:44 PM (Be/+i)

128 Fascinating contrast with today.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj5UgwwYWd4

Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2024 12:44 PM (KAi1n)

129 Just imagine the FBI files on this guy.

After all, he's a Kennedy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (uxCna)

I noticed a change in tone from the guy, after they revealed he'd been on Epstein's plane.

Claims it was all innocent, but.....

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:45 PM (Tr/ye)

130
Some big name voter integrity and get out the vote guy the RNC hired is trying to get Cornel West on as many ballots as possible to suck 1% away from Biden.

Smart? Don't ask me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 12:46 PM (RKVpM)

131 I tend to use the scientific method for these things. I put the theory out there (so to speak), and watch for evidence that contradicts it.

So far I haven't seen any.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (Tr/ye)

My basis is that I do not think we are working from an actual vote system anymore, but a manufactured one in the hands of our enemies. Historically speaking, no coup can allow a counter coup (even a managed one.) To me, they do not seem particularly worried about optics (look at all of the Biden stuff) or challengers (the amount of electronic ink spilled here over RFK notwithstanding- it feels like wishcasting on our part.)

I still think we are in the same situation as Nov 3 2020, thinking that the system will function rationally.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:46 PM (di6C2)

132 I noticed a change in tone from the guy, after they revealed he'd been on Epstein's plane.

Claims it was all innocent, but.....
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:45 PM (Tr/ye)

Riiiiiiight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 28, 2024 12:47 PM (R4t5M)

133 RFK Jr.'s mother was a flaming loony.

And, no, I don't know who Flaming Loonies opened for.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 12:42 PM (Be/+i)

All I know is, after having birthed 8 or so kids, she was still MILF hot.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:47 PM (Tr/ye)

134 They are a horrid family, and the sooner they are cast on to the ash heap of history, the better.

Ash heaps are too luxurious. I want them all cast into outer darkness.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 12:47 PM (CsUN+)

135 And eat bugs!...you'd be so hip1
Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (AwYPR)

Be a cross between a vampire bat and a fruit bat: drain the veins of homosexuals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM (8zz6B)

136 I know old man Kennedy was a dirt bag before he did it, but I think the Kennedy's misfortune can be traced to karma after he had his daughter lobotomized for being a "free spirit".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM (UwmMe)

137 We see dementia joe walking and talking gibberish and then he goes to last nights dinner and I don't hear of any gaffs.

What is the explanation for a lucid roast and the slurring stumble bum crap. Is the dementia an act?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM (48HU+)

138 Is Sirhan^2 still in jail?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 12:40 PM (IG4Id)

Yup!

Funny how they keep some murderers in jail and let others go.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM (d9fT1)

139 I like the Sirhan squared usage, weft.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:50 PM (di6C2)

140 Red on red internecine warfare is one of the consequences of a diminished GOP. If the desire is to have a real opposition party then this needs to accelerate, IMO.

This assumes "elections" and "voting" are fair and honest. If not, then it really doesn't matter what happens to the GOP does it?

Trump's a wild card, not a solution. The system by which we get our government officials and therefore policies needs to be fixed first.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 12:50 PM (Q4IgG)

141 I still think we are in the same situation as Nov 3 2020, thinking that the system will function rationally.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:46 PM (di6C2)

I can see that too.

We'll just have to keep watching. Summer's coming. It's gonna be lit!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:50 PM (Tr/ye)

142 I know old man Kennedy was a dirt bag before he did it, but I think the Kennedy's misfortune can be traced to karma after he had his daughter lobotomized for being a "free spirit".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM (UwmMe)

You mean "slut"?

Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2024 12:50 PM (AwYPR)

143 I know old man Kennedy was a dirt bag before he did it, but I think the Kennedy's misfortune can be traced to karma after he had his daughter lobotomized for being a "free spirit".
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM (UwmMe)
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Wiki article says that the was subject to seizures as well, so she may have had some kind of epilepsy or organic brain dysfunction. No excuse for lobotomization, of course.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 12:50 PM (Be/+i)

144 Cop tackles protestor.

https://tinyurl.com/nhc9wwn6

Twatter , twenny fahve seconds.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:51 PM (gaF/P)

145 @152 yeah, that too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:51 PM (UwmMe)

146 We see dementia joe walking and talking gibberish and then he goes to last nights dinner and I don't hear of any gaffs.

What is the explanation for a lucid roast and the slurring stumble bum crap. Is the dementia an act?


Joe's occasional lucidity is due to powerful drugs, which they can't use too often, due to the side effects.

I suspect part of Joe's rapid deterioration is the drug cocktails that he is being subjected to.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 12:51 PM (uxCna)

147
Funny how they keep some murderers in jail and let others go.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM


A middle east 'Christian'. It boggles my feeble mind.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 12:51 PM (RKVpM)

148 Funny how they keep some murderers in jail and let others go.

Right? Just be smart in who you butcher.

Posted by: Leslie Van Houten at April 28, 2024 12:52 PM (CsUN+)

149 What is the explanation for a lucid roast and the slurring stumble bum crap. Is the dementia an act?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM (48HU+)
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Mission: Impossible-type Latex Perfection with a body double?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 12:52 PM (Be/+i)

150 Bernie Sanders recorded a message of support for Hamas.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:52 PM (tpjlM)

151 We'll just have to keep watching. Summer's coming. It's gonna be lit!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:50 PM (Tr/ye)

Yay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:52 PM (di6C2)

152 135 And eat bugs!...you'd be so hip1
Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2024 12:41 PM (AwYPR)

Be a cross between a vampire bat and a fruit bat: drain the veins of homosexuals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM (8zz6B)

If a vampire bat gets Monkey Pox does it become a flying monkey?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

153 I know old man Kennedy was a dirt bag before he did it, but I think the Kennedy's misfortune can be traced to karma after he had his daughter lobotomized for being a "free spirit".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM (UwmMe)

You mean "slut"?
Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2024 12:50 PM (AwYPR)

She wasn't a slut, just mildly retarded.

Perfect democrat.

I understand Ted Kennedy was the only one of that wretched bunch that made it a point to visit her.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:53 PM (gaF/P)

154 We'll just have to keep watching. Summer's coming. It's gonna be lit!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:50 PM (Tr/ye)
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Summer Glau >>>>>>> Summer 2024

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 12:53 PM (Be/+i)

155 I like the Sirhan squared usage, weft.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I was too lazy too look up the character map ²

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 12:53 PM (IG4Id)

156 Cop tackles protestor.

https://tinyurl.com/nhc9wwn6

Twatter , twenny fahve seconds.


Okay, so football does have some uses.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 12:54 PM (CsUN+)

157
Bernie Sanders recorded a message of support for Hamas.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:52 PM


Whatever the acronym is for 'Are You Fvcking Kidding Me'. Insert.

What a douche bag.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 12:54 PM (RKVpM)

158 "Other people in my area who I look at occasionally are still barfing out the usual posts and shares about Trump being a criminal etc, and Biden being the font of all wisdom and goodness"

The Queen Bee loony of my SIL's group (since they all became besties in junior high)Considers herself in the same light as the guys in the platoon spoke about Raymond Shaw after Manchuria.

She put up some idiocy last week by John Gartner, who claims Trump is in full-on dementia and Biden is just a wise old man we are lucky to have watching over us.

The comments on the article she shared were worse than the article: people (more than one) were discussing the necessity of executing Republicans post Biden victory, to not only save the taxpayers the cost of feeding them in prison, but to make sure there is no desire for insurrection for the next 1000 years.

But I'M the n*zi.

Posted by: barbarausa at April 28, 2024 12:54 PM (enw9G)

159 I don’t begrudge Kennedy for making his fortune bootlegging. Prohibition was retarded and naturally created opportunities for people like Kennedy to profit,

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:55 PM (tpjlM)

160 144 Cop tackles protestor.

https://tinyurl.com/nhc9wwn6

Twatter , twenny fahve seconds.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:51 PM (gaF/P)

And she fumbles! And the cop makes the recovery!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

161 150 Bernie Sanders recorded a message of support for Hamas.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:52 PM (tpjlM)

He's always been a retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:55 PM (di6C2)

162 "We denounce his candidacy."

Denounce

The Stalinist 30s called, they want their vocabulary back.

Posted by: Miklos from a former People's Republic at April 28, 2024 12:56 PM (oGyF9)

163 AOP it's $179.00

https://shorturl.at/cjqN8

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:56 PM (lCWOD)

164 Bernie Sanders recorded a message of support for Hamas.
Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:52 PM (tpjlM)

Alternate take: Bernie stops pretending to be Jewish.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:56 PM (gaF/P)

165 Bernie Sanders recorded a message of support for Hamas.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:52 PM

Whatever the acronym is for 'Are You Fvcking Kidding Me'. Insert.

What a douche bag.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 12:54 PM (RKVpM)

I’m telling you the Jewish vote will be 80/20 Biden like last time. People like Sanders are socialist first then Jewish or American. The cause is #1 above all else.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:56 PM (tpjlM)

166 And she fumbles! And the cop makes the recovery!

Was that a woman? I wasn't sure, since their "men" also cry like little b***hes.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 12:56 PM (CsUN+)

167 157
Bernie Sanders recorded a message of support for Hamas.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:52 PM

Whatever the acronym is for 'Are You Fvcking Kidding Me'. Insert.

What a douche bag.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 12:54 PM (RKVpM)

He only aspires to be a douche bag...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

168 Bernie Sanders recorded a message of support for Hamas.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:52 PM (tpjlM)

He's always been a retard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:55 PM (di6C2)
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He's a retard who laughs all the way to the bank. Think about that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 12:57 PM (Be/+i)

169 A middle east 'Christian'. It boggles my feeble mind.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 12:51 PM (RKVpM)

I think all too often, middle east Christians absorb the general sleaze and dishonesty of muslim culture, without the focused evil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:57 PM (8zz6B)

170 I don’t begrudge Kennedy for making his fortune bootlegging. Prohibition was retarded and naturally created opportunities for people like Kennedy to profit,

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:55 PM (tpjlM)

Apparently, he paid taxes...whereas Al Capone....

Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2024 12:57 PM (AwYPR)

171 Summer Glau >>>>>>> Summer 2024
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 12:53 PM (Be/+i)

Indeed.

https://tinyurl.com/nk9knyn6

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:57 PM (di6C2)

172
He's a retard who laughs all the way to the bank. Think about that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight

He’s smart. The retards are the ones who keep sending him money.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 12:58 PM (tpjlM)

173 It's ironic that their side calls us Nazis, while old Joe Kennedy really was a Nazi.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 12:58 PM (CsUN+)

174 Rep. winner- Donald Trump 792,408 83.4%
Nikki Haley 158,106
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2024 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

So know I know there are at least 158,106 stump dumb cretins in Pennsylvania.

How do they manage to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 12:58 PM (R/m4+)

175 AOP it's $179.00

https://shorturl.at/cjqN8

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:56 PM (lCWOD)

Yes. I saw that. Might just order one at that price.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:59 PM (8zz6B)

176 RFK's candidacy will hurt Biden more than Trump. You have to remember that the "disgruntled Republicans" who don't want to vote for Trump would be voting for Biden if they didn't have another choice. They've already done it once. They're not going to change their stripes. But if you give them an excuse to vote for a legitimate third party run, one that at least attempts to appear more "moderate," they have a nice little out. They can vote against Trump without voting for Biden, and maintain their bullshit street cred with the cocktail party set.

Meanwhile, disillusionment with Biden is very much a real thing, and RFK gives Democrats who are tired of his incompetence an out as well. They can register their disapproval without having to go to the other side.

Posted by: Caiwyn at April 28, 2024 12:59 PM (BaIXK)

177 I know old man Kennedy was a dirt bag before he did it, but I think the Kennedy's misfortune can be traced to karma after he had his daughter lobotomized for being a "free spirit".
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 12:48 PM (UwmMe)

If I recall, she wasn't in any real sense, mentally retarded or insane, but she'd gotten herself pregnant.

He ended that, and took away her ability to ever stray again.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:59 PM (mFDK+)

178 https://tinyurl.com/nk9knyn6
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:57 PM (di6C2)

She's overdressed.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:59 PM (gaF/P)

179 Epstein killed himself with Geezer sheets from the My Pillow guy.

Pass it on

Posted by: Miklos heard it from a kid at Baskin Robbins at April 28, 2024 01:00 PM (oGyF9)

180
So know I know there are at least 158,106 stump dumb cretins in Pennsylvania.

How do they manage to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 12:58 PM


There exist other possibilities, especially with mail in ballots and thumb drives. That's the only two one should imagine without getting sued.

Posted by: Dominion Software at April 28, 2024 01:00 PM (RKVpM)

181 The comments on the article she shared were worse than the article: people (more than one) were discussing the necessity of executing Republicans post Biden victory...

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It's not a terrible thing to know and be reminded of, honestly.

We would like to be left alone to raise our children as we see fit, exercise/teach morals and values of Western Civilization, and for our elementary and middle school children to not be shown p()rn in schools, please.

And that's a bridge too far.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 28, 2024 01:01 PM (SdC0P)

182 If I recall, she wasn't in any real sense, mentally retarded or insane, but she'd gotten herself pregnant.

He ended that, and took away her ability to ever stray again.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 12:59 PM (mFDK+)

Possibly one of the more evil things I have seen. And we have seen some shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 01:02 PM (di6C2)

183 Epstein killed himself with Geezer sheets from the My Pillow guy.

Pass it on
Posted by: Miklos heard it from a kid at Baskin Robbins


I read one of those CEE AI AYE tell-it-all books in which the 'agent' said the most effective operators looked like frumpy, dumpy accountants.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 01:03 PM (IG4Id)

184 She wasn't a slut, just mildly retarded.

Perfect democrat.

I understand Ted Kennedy was the only one of that wretched bunch that made it a point to visit her.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:53 PM (gaF/P)

It's also been rumored it was old man Joe who knocked her up.

Or I suppose, one of her brothers. So she had to be silenced.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:03 PM (mFDK+)

185 183 Epstein killed himself with Geezer sheets from the My Pillow guy.

Pass it on
Posted by: Miklos heard it from a kid at Baskin Robbins

I read one of those CEE AI AYE tell-it-all books in which the 'agent' said the most effective operators looked like frumpy, dumpy accountants.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 01:03 PM (IG4Id)

I rate this as true. Best if they sorta melt into the general populace and don't stick out. Now, if you want someone as a honeypot, that's different.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

186 184 She wasn't a slut, just mildly retarded.

Perfect democrat.

I understand Ted Kennedy was the only one of that wretched bunch that made it a point to visit her.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:53 PM (gaF/P)

It's also been rumored it was old man Joe who knocked her up.

Or I suppose, one of her brothers. So she had to be silenced.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:03 PM (mFDK+)

Hey, dog-faced pony soldier, that's my thing.

Posted by: Sniffy Joe at April 28, 2024 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

187 Now, if you want someone as a honeypot, that's different.
Posted by: jim


NO YELLOW

Posted by: Hunter B. at April 28, 2024 01:05 PM (oGyF9)

188 Bats are the ugliest most useful animals on the planet
Toads are not much better but them too are very nice to have around

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 01:05 PM (fwDg9)

189 Trump is up 6 in a CNN poll today; 9 points up with all candidates like RFK included.

Maybe I’m just wishcasting but I do believe that, at least in this moment, Trump is way ahead. Biden has been a total disaster and everyone knows it….. they could cheat Biden to victory but it’d be even more blatant than 2020 (which was obvious enough)…. I believe the most likely scenario is they don’t go all out on the cheat, Trump takes office and the deep state hunkers down for four years and waits for 2028…. I’d take this; Trump could do a lot of good in a second term

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:05 PM (xT8gx)

190 RFK's candidacy will hurt Biden more than Trump...

Meanwhile, disillusionment with Biden is very much a real thing, and RFK gives Democrats who are tired of his incompetence an out as well. They can register their disapproval without having to go to the other side.
Posted by: Caiwyn

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RFK's name on the ballot is "get out the vote" battlespace prep the same way abortion is. When they begin cheating and removing Trump votes and giving them to Biden they can point to months of their own discussion about how RFK would take votes from Trump and say "SEE!!!" IT HAPPENED JUST LIKE WE SAID IT WOULD!!!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 28, 2024 01:06 PM (SdC0P)

191 "It's not a terrible thing to know and be reminded of, honestly."

I don't think the woman who shared it even reads all of what she shares, once her confirmation bias gets validated.

She is a bitter aging special frog in a small puddle, who is having a very hard time aging as a former queen bee, who Pronounces and Proclaims, as the fount of all that is best in the universe, and hates everyone who does not bow the knee to her superior...everything.

As an "ally", "christian", "American", and "AN Historian", she is the most hateful, bigoted, ignorant (and unhappy) person in my peripheral orbit.

Posted by: barbarausa at April 28, 2024 01:07 PM (enw9G)

192 Bats are the ugliest most useful animals on the planet
Toads are not much better but them too are very nice to have around
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 01:05 PM (fwDg9)
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Not cane toads, mate.

Posted by: Australians at April 28, 2024 01:07 PM (Be/+i)

193 Trump could do a lot of good in a second term
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Prisoners taken?

0

Posted by: Boy Miklos can dream, can't he? at April 28, 2024 01:07 PM (oGyF9)

194 I read one of those CEE AI AYE tell-it-all books in which the 'agent' said the most effective operators looked like frumpy, dumpy accountants.

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And are gay. Because of obvious reasons of compromise and freely accessing targets of opportunity.

Who would've ever thought that so many of Our Betters would be gay, btw?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 28, 2024 01:08 PM (SdC0P)

195 Citizen Free Press says electionbettingodds.com has Tim Scott in the lead for Trumps VP, at 20%.

This is a math-free zone, but it looks to me like "Other" is leading at 40%!! Looking at the list, I have to ask - who else can that be but Tulsi?

My favorite thing about her is that she seems to talk about and care about America, not just the Female part of it!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 28, 2024 01:08 PM (fvaUq)

196 I dunno, seems like RFK will hurt the R side way more than the D.

Trump never apologized for his great failures in 2020 and still endorses the death vax.

RFK has

1) wrote two scathing books on the topic
2) ran the podcast circuit, talking to a variety of demographics through long form discussions


Ya'll may hate his views on climate science, but we should have a discussion about the fact that God gave us a finite world, and we should not expect coal and oil to last forever and maybe have a plan for when they run out.

Or else we will end up like the reindeer on St Matthew's island (that is to say, all dead after having a really good initial run)

Posted by: Holy Toledoan at April 28, 2024 01:08 PM (Qgfx7)

197
I believe the most likely scenario is they don’t go all out on the cheat, Trump takes office and the deep state hunkers down for four years and waits for 2028…. I’d take this; Trump could do a lot of good in a second term

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:05 PM


His running mate is the most important decision of all. The deep state may think they can wait him out for four years, but twelve?

I don't think so.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:08 PM (RKVpM)

198 Reading Wikidingdong, when Rosemary Kennedy was born some dumbass nurse told her mom to keep her legs closed. So Jr got stuck in the birth canal for two hours.

She was apparently quite developmentally disabled as a result.

She was living in a convent at the age of 23, sneaking out at night and the nuns there thought she was shoring around.

And that's as much research as I'm willing to do on Rosemary Kennedy.

Fuck the Kennedys.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:10 PM (f7EsW)

199
His running mate is the most important decision of all. The deep state may think they can wait him out for four years, but twelve?

I don't think so.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Neither tanned, rested, nor ready.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch 2028!!! at April 28, 2024 01:10 PM (oGyF9)

200 Speaking of...

@OliLondonTV 5m
Heavily armed Hezbollah soldiers take to the streets of Northern Lebanon and fire an RPG rocket and gunshots into the air as crowds cheer and whistle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 01:11 PM (IG4Id)

201
Ya'll may hate his views on climate science, but we should have a discussion about the fact that God gave us a finite world, and we should not expect coal and oil to last forever and maybe have a plan for when they run out.

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We will just as soon as soon as Our Betters stop buying beachfront property.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 28, 2024 01:11 PM (SdC0P)

202 Fuck the Kennedys.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:10 PM (f7EsW)


Been dere done dat. Now you know vy I schuppted da maid.

Posted by: Ahnuld at April 28, 2024 01:11 PM (PiwSw)

203 Why does it seem we're getting new hashes that say that RFK will suck more Trump voters than Biden Voters?

I mean, it's always possible, but if your biggest concern is the "death vax" (BTW, love that play on death tax) and not all the other shit that's happening, seems rather short-sighted.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:11 PM (ynpvh)

204 I believe the most likely scenario is they don’t go all out on the cheat, Trump takes office and the deep state hunkers down for four years and waits for 2028…. I’d take this; Trump could do a lot of good in a second term

I think what they really fear is that if Trump is elected, he'll implement changes that make it much more difficult to cheat in the future.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:11 PM (CsUN+)

205 Ya'll may hate his views on climate science, but we should have a discussion about the fact that God gave us a finite world, and we should not expect coal and oil to last forever and maybe have a plan for when they run out.

Or else we will end up like the reindeer on St Matthew's island (that is to say, all dead after having a really good initial run)
Posted by: Holy Toledoan at April 28, 2024 01:08 PM (Qgfx7)

You mean like nukular?

Coal and oil are still the thing, in part because the powers that be still make shedloads of money on it. As soon as they can't a replacement will be allowed.

Until then, we'll get bullshit options, designed to "save the environment," and don't do anything of the sort.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:11 PM (mFDK+)

206

173 It's ironic that their side calls us Nazis, while old Joe Kennedy really was a Nazi.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 12:58 PM (CsUN+)

I figure it's common knowledge, but it's worth repeating that all of Joe Kennedy's money came from bootlegging Irish Whiskey to Boston during prohibition. And his supply was guaranteed because he gave part of his profits to the IRA, to keep his sources in Ireland secure. The IRA of course supported Hitler against the British in WW2. The British always hated Joe Kennedy, and he hated them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 01:12 PM (q3gwH)

207 202 Fuck the Kennedys.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:10 PM (f7EsW)

Been dere done dat. Now you know vy I schuppted da maid.

Posted by: Ahnuld at April 28, 2024 01:11 PM (PiwSw)

Because she was there?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

208 Kennedy has said Trump reached out and asked him to be on his ticket, but RFK turned him down. Trump has never denied this.

https://tinyurl.com/3xtshr2k

Just another example that Trump really has no core ideology, he'll put a radical leftist on his ticket if he thinks it puts his ass back in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:12 PM (0H0TS)

209 Why does it seem we're getting new hashes that say that RFK will suck more Trump voters than Biden Voters?

--

Covered in #190

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 28, 2024 01:12 PM (SdC0P)

210 hahaha

"Trump has privately floated the idea of picking Kennedy as vice president in recent months, though advisers dismiss the idea he would ever be picked. Trump is known to workshop ideas to a variety of aides and allies, even if they never come to fruition."

TRUMP NEVER DENIED IT!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 28, 2024 01:13 PM (SdC0P)

211 Ya'll may hate his views on climate science, but we should have a discussion about the fact that God gave us a finite world, and we should not expect coal and oil to last forever and maybe have a plan for when they run out.

Or else we will end up like the reindeer on St Matthew's island (that is to say, all dead after having a really good initial run)
Posted by: Holy Toledoan at April 28, 2024 01:08 PM (Qgfx7)

If you are stupid enough to believe that we will imminently run out of coal, or oil and gas, you are stupid enough to vote for RFKjr.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:13 PM (8zz6B)

212 Ps. Tulsi's Guard CO offered her a "Get out of Jail Free" card on a second tour in Iraq. She went.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 28, 2024 01:13 PM (fvaUq)

213 I will consider Tulsi for a local school board in another 20 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 28, 2024 01:14 PM (SdC0P)

214 Who would've ever thought that so many of Our Betters would be gay, btw?
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Apparently the Brits, because the Conservative party over there has a gay-for-days panic going on again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 01:14 PM (IG4Id)

215 "Trump has privately floated the idea of picking Kennedy as vice president in recent months, though advisers dismiss the idea he would ever be picked. Trump is known to workshop ideas to a variety of aides and allies, even if they never come to fruition."

TRUMP NEVER DENIED IT!!!


Right? Just ask SoS Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:14 PM (CsUN+)

216 I believe the most likely scenario is they don’t go all out on the cheat, Trump takes office and the deep state hunkers down for four years and waits for 2028…. I’d take this; Trump could do a lot of good in a second term
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:05 PM (xT8gx)

I believe Bill Barr endorsing Trump is a significant indicator or what the Deep State is planning.

They believe they can control Trump, and honestly, I think they're probably right.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:14 PM (mFDK+)

217 Trump has never denied running guns to the Sandinistas, either.

What the fuck, Trump?!?

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:14 PM (f7EsW)

218 184 It's also been rumored it was old man Joe who knocked her up.

Or I suppose, one of her brothers. So she had to be silenced.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024

I never heard that, but it’s sad. I understood it was low IQ (but certainly functional), prone to angry and dramatic meltdowns, and because of her learning disabilities was taken advantage of by men. The answer was not lobotomy, clearly. Joe wouldn’t tell anyone where she was for years, something I didn’t understand. If someone disappeared my child, they better be ready to be a subject of potential target practice until they told me where she was.

I know people on here think autism is thrown around, and maybe it is, but her temper and outbursts sound like what happens with some on the spectrum. I deal with this, it’s much better now, however the meltdowns can be spectacular. Lobotomizing, actually or chemically, has never been a thought for me. I don’t get it.

Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 01:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

219 Trump has never denied driving the car that killed Bo!!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 28, 2024 01:15 PM (SdC0P)

220 211...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:13 PM (8zz6B)

The sun is a limited resource too. I mean, we've only got a Billion years, more or less, to find a way off this rock and into the rest of the galaxy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

221 A lot to like about Tulsi Gabbard, especially her looks! But Trump’s VP? No no no x 100…. Bottom line I don’t trust her. She took some looney positions way left when she ran for prez as a dem…. Not that long ago

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:16 PM (xT8gx)

222 "RFK claims...."

Um okay. What other claims has RFK made that are unsubstantiated?

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 28, 2024 01:17 PM (89Sog)

223 ...and fire an RPG rocket and gunshots into the air as crowds cheer and whistle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 01:11 PM (IG4Id)

Is that where they think the Israelis are?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:17 PM (mFDK+)

224 If anyone took the idea of energy shortage seriously, they would be advocating for a new wave of nuclear plant construction, and more R&D into thorium reactors.the fact that they wint is the tell that it's all Wankery.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 01:17 PM (q3gwH)

225 "In a statement at the time, they wrote, "Bobby might share the same name as our father, but he does not share the same values, vision or judgment" and "We denounce his candidacy." "


RFK, Jr is a Democrat Party Loyalist Religion apostate. He must be hated by the still-religious with the heat of a thousand Suns. Including his blood relatives, or in this case with the Kennedy Clan, especially his relatives.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 01:17 PM (5fDan)

226 It's a pretty easy thing to shoot down, isn't it?

Think of all the stupid shit Trump says on a regular basis, he really can't make time to simply say RFK is making all of it up and he's a liar? Probably because its obviously true.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:17 PM (0H0TS)

227 The sun is a limited resource too. I mean, we've only got a Billion years, more or less, to find a way off this rock and into the rest of the galaxy.

Yeah, that's right above the heat death of the universe on my list of things to worry about.

All joking aside, it's not stupid to plan for other energy sources. Maybe we won't need them any time soon, but eventually we will, but by "we", I of course mean our AI descendants.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:17 PM (CsUN+)

228 Is that where they think the Israelis are?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:17 PM (mFDK+)
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Face it, that's safer than firing them at actual Israelis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 01:18 PM (Be/+i)

229 214 Who would've ever thought that so many of Our Betters would be gay, btw?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Apparently the Brits, because the Conservative party over there has a gay-for-days panic going on again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 01:14 PM (IG4Id)

Well, they do love their faggots.
https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

230
Ya'll may hate his views on climate science, but we should have a discussion about the fact that God gave us a finite world, and we should not expect coal and oil to last forever and maybe have a plan for when they run out.

Evolutionary changes happen at a low level noticeable to only the most astute observer. Revolutionary changes too often occur with little planning or intense forethought as to consequences.

Let the system evolve, let prices dictate consumer thought and actions, and we'll be fine. Not everything in the world is set your hair on fire RIGHT NOW important.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:19 PM (RKVpM)

231 not expect coal and oil to last forever and maybe have a plan for when they run out.



We were supposed to have run out of oil by 1995 or something according to experts in the 1960s and 70s. And yet…

There is never ending exploration and giant finds fog oil. Will it run out some day? Maybe. But we will all be long dead by then as will our kids and grandkids.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:19 PM (tpjlM)

232 News flash!!!

RFK claims Trump shot the sheriff!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 28, 2024 01:19 PM (89Sog)

233 I will consider Tulsi for a local school board in another 20 years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 28, 2024 01:14 PM (SdC0P)

I will consider her... for bouncing up and down on my lap.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:19 PM (mFDK+)

234 It's a pretty easy thing to shoot down, isn't it?

Like a U2 flying over Soviet airspace which Trump has never denied selling them the information on when and where to spot it.

Collusion!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:19 PM (f7EsW)

235 All joking aside, it's not stupid to plan for other energy sources. Maybe we won't need them any time soon, but eventually we will, but by "we", I of course mean our AI descendants.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:17 PM (CsUN+)

If we developed nuclear the way we ought to, we'd have enough cheap energy to make gasoline from scratch to use as motor fuel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:20 PM (8zz6B)

236 I got the sadz when you left out the lobotomy that Joe gifted his daughter, Rosemary.

Posted by: Marooned at April 28, 2024 01:20 PM (kt8QE)

237 Trump has never denied running guns to the Sandinistas, either.

What the fuck, Trump?!?
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:14 PM (f7EsW)

Never denied paying Sonny Liston to take a dive against Cassius Clay.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:20 PM (mFDK+)

238 Finite systems are a theoretical construct.

Posted by: pawn at April 28, 2024 01:20 PM (QB+5g)

239 Kristi Noem for VP? Big fat no as well…. She shot her dog because it was a nuisance. Didn’t bite anyone, just a nuisance. Is that story supposed to impress second amendment advocates?? Like Tulsi, she’s also easy to look at….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (xT8gx)

240 RFK claims Trump shot the sheriff!!!
Posted by: Outside of Life at April 28, 2024 01:19 PM (89Sog)

Any word on whether or not he shot the deputy?

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (f7EsW)

241
Well, they do love their faggots.
https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:19 PM (ynpvh)
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Or...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2jgrGtiYHE

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (Be/+i)

242 Has Trump denied faking the moon landings yet?

That bastard!

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (89Sog)

243 227 The sun is a limited resource too. I mean, we've only got a Billion years, more or less, to find a way off this rock and into the rest of the galaxy.

Yeah, that's right above the heat death of the universe on my list of things to worry about.

All joking aside, it's not stupid to plan for other energy sources. Maybe we won't need them any time soon, but eventually we will, but by "we", I of course mean our AI descendants.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:17 PM (CsUN+)

Which is why TRUE renewables, like hydropower, are a good thing. I mean, in a place like Kalifornia, it supplies two things we are short of and in demand: water and power.
Which is why Kali is against it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

244 I never heard that, but it’s sad. I understood it was low IQ (but certainly functional), prone to angry and dramatic meltdowns, and because of her learning disabilities was taken advantage of by men. The answer was not lobotomy, clearly. Joe wouldn’t tell anyone where she was for years, something I didn’t understand. If someone disappeared my child, they better be ready to be a subject of potential target practice until they told me where she was.

I know people on here think autism is thrown around, and maybe it is, but her temper and outbursts sound like what happens with some on the spectrum. I deal with this, it’s much better now, however the meltdowns can be spectacular. Lobotomizing, actually or chemically, has never been a thought for me. I don’t get it.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 01:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

There are plenty of people who claimed to have known her, who said the claims she was somehow mentally retarded or insane are complete bullshit.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (mFDK+)

245 Piper, someone posted above about Rosemary's birth injury. From what I have read, she had developmental issues from it, and they were a huge embarrassment to old Joe: Kennedys are SUPERIOR in EVERY WAY!
The best (and maybe only truly good) apple in that bunch was Eunice. She was close to her sister, and from their relationship founded Special Olympics.
Because her sister taught her to focus on what people COULD do, as opposed to what they couldn't.
That is the only good to come from that horribly sad story of Rosemary, IMO.

Posted by: barbarausa at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (enw9G)

246 I bet there's people that also believe Trump when he says he didn't fuck Stormy Daniels.

Sure, he just hands out six figure settlements for NDA's for no reason. And he's always been true to his wives. Totally out of character for him.

I dont care that he's not a boy scout, but Trump does constantly lie about nearly everything.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (0H0TS)

247 Any word on whether or not he shot the deputy?
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (f7EsW)

Not yet.

Stay tuned for further updates.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 28, 2024 01:22 PM (89Sog)

248 If we developed nuclear the way we ought to, we'd have enough cheap energy to make gasoline from scratch to use as motor fuel.

I've mentioned it before, but my liberal BiL is a professor of atmospheric chemistry, National Academy, and a big wheel in the CC community. Even he says that if you aren't for nuclear, you aren't serious about climate change.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:22 PM (CsUN+)

249 The idea that they are "nerds" in any sense is ludicrous.
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Yeah, they don't qualify as geeks either. Except maybe in the carnival sense of the word....


I think the word you're looking for is "dork."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 01:22 PM (/y8xj)

250 Noem shot her dog just because? I find that hard to believe.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:23 PM (tpjlM)

251 Or else we will end up like the reindeer on St Matthew's island (that is to say, all dead after having a really good initial run)
Posted by: Holy Toledoan


The last thing we should trust with our future are government apparat. People, without the chains of viscous idiocy that is bureaucracy, have figured out any problem we have faced and will face.

Pop quiz: What will the last 100 million barrels of petroleum cost?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 01:23 PM (IG4Id)

252 A lot to like about Tulsi Gabbard, especially her looks! But Trump’s VP? No no no x 100…. Bottom line I don’t trust her. She took some looney positions way left when she ran for prez as a dem…. Not that long ago
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:16 PM (xT8gx)

I got about 20 minutes into her being on Patrick Bet David's podcast, and he opened with asking her about many of her comments about Trump. She evaded them, and since it didn't seem she was going to ask her, even though he tried to get her to back to it, I was done listening.

She endorsed Bernie too.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:23 PM (mFDK+)

253 Trump shot Bobby Ewing.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:23 PM (tpjlM)

254 230
Ya'll may hate his views on climate science, but we should have a discussion about the fact that God gave us a finite world, and we should not expect coal and oil to last forever and maybe have a plan for when they run out.

Evolutionary changes happen at a low level noticeable to only the most astute observer. Revolutionary changes too often occur with little planning or intense forethought as to consequences.

Let the system evolve, let prices dictate consumer thought and actions, and we'll be fine. Not everything in the world is set your hair on fire RIGHT NOW important.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:19 PM (RKVpM)

Reminds me what my JC Econ prof asked the class:
"Will we ever run out of oil?"
Most kids were like, "Well, sure, I can see that!"
His response: "No. The more scarce it becomes, the more expensive it will be. Women will have rings with little gas cans on it filled with oil to show their wealth."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

255 "I've mentioned it before, but my liberal BiL is a professor of atmospheric chemistry, National Academy, and a big wheel in the CC community. Even he says that if you aren't for nuclear, you aren't serious about climate change."

The fact that people in the biz are allowed to say this now is progress.

Posted by: pawn at April 28, 2024 01:24 PM (QB+5g)

256 Kristi Noem for VP? Big fat no as well…. She shot her dog because it was a nuisance. Didn’t bite anyone, just a nuisance. Is that story supposed to impress second amendment advocates?? Like Tulsi, she’s also easy to look at….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (xT8gx)

She shot her dog because it got into a frenzy and killed a bunch of her neighbor's chickens. That's a death penalty offense for a dog, any dog. Goes way beyond "nuisance".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:24 PM (8zz6B)

257 Face it, that's safer than firing them at actual Israelis.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 01:18 PM (Be/+i)

Very good point.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:24 PM (mFDK+)

258 232 News flash!!!

RFK claims Trump shot the sheriff!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 28, 2024 01:19 PM (89Sog)

But who shot the deputy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

259 HIV was created by Trump to kill Gays.........................

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at April 28, 2024 01:25 PM (qpLSv)

260 Noem shot her dog just because? I find that hard to believe.
Posted by: Montec
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Her political career is over, thank goodness.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:25 PM (0H0TS)

261 Nick Ballas
@NicholasBallas

For months, the Biden administration has refused to name Qatar a state sponsor of terrorism for their support of Hamas. Today, Politico is reporting that his brother was in business with Qatari government officials.

https://tinyurl.com/37nnfu9b

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2024 01:25 PM (NpAcC)

262 I'd be more receptive of "alternative" energy sources if they weren't shoved down my throat. Same for EV's. And everything else the left is hot and bothered about.

If this shit's so great is should sell itself.

But it doesn't.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 01:25 PM (Q4IgG)

263 260 Noem shot her dog just because? I find that hard to believe.
Posted by: Montec
___
Her political career is over, thank goodness.
Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:25 PM (0H0TS)

Aren't you Little Merry Sunshine today

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 01:26 PM (Akjoo)

264 This thing about Noem is just city folks vs. country folks.

Posted by: pawn at April 28, 2024 01:26 PM (QB+5g)

265
Sure, he just hands out six figure settlements for NDA's for no reason. And he's always been true to his wives. Totally out of character for him.

Trump handing out six figure settlement is like me handing you a quarter after you s___d my d__k.

Do the math. She got paid a nice sum so that no one would pay her a higher sum to make up shit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:26 PM (RKVpM)

266 "The sun is a limited resource too. I mean, we've only got a Billion years, more or less, to find a way off this rock and into the rest of the galaxy."

I read a very funny interview with some physicist, who told of giving a lecture on the lifecycle of stars, and in the process spoke of our sun, and its eventual red giant stage.

A woman came up to him after the talk, very agitated, and wanted to be sure of what he had said. WHEN would we go red giant? he told her in perhaps 1.5-2 billion years, and she was immediately much relieved: "Oh my god, thank you professor! I thought you said MILLION!"

Posted by: barbarausa at April 28, 2024 01:27 PM (enw9G)

267 I wonder of Jello Biafra is going to add a refrain to set list next time before or after the election?

Posted by: johnnybiface at April 28, 2024 01:27 PM (X1XfL)

268 One of those ridiculous staged Kennedy touch football games descending into violence would immediately become my most-watched video of all time!

Hey, fat. I can throw this football over those mountains.

Posted by: Brandon at April 28, 2024 01:27 PM (llON8)

269 Noem shot her dog just because? I find that hard to believe.

I heard that she shot him in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:27 PM (CsUN+)

270 Kristi Noem for VP? Big fat no as well…. She shot her dog because it was a nuisance. Didn’t bite anyone, just a nuisance. Is that story supposed to impress second amendment advocates?? Like Tulsi, she’s also easy to look at….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (xT8gx)

Don't fall for the lefty bent on that one. It was supposed to be a working dog, not a pet.

You might think it's wrong or distasteful, but working dogs need to work. If they don't, they're just taking up food meant for working dogs.

Lots of people do exactly the same thing. Not saying she's a good pick for Veep, but the dog story is corporate media nonsense.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:27 PM (mFDK+)

271 Noem probably agrees with everyone here on 90% of things. But like usual if it’s not 100%, she need to be shunned and sent to an island somewhere.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:28 PM (tpjlM)

272 For months, the Biden administration has refused to name Qatar a state sponsor of terrorism for their support of Hamas. Today, Politico is reporting that his brother was in business with Qatari government officials.
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You could have knocked me over with a feather.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 01:28 PM (Be/+i)

273 don't have a link but I think it's on CrimePiece

NY Biden supporter gets bust for keying Trump supporter car

cuz it had a "lets go Brandon " bumper sticker

unfortunately for him, was in the Keys and it's a felony down south

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 01:28 PM (us2H3)

274

What this country needs is a good $10 headjob!

Posted by: Everybody Everywhere at April 28, 2024 01:28 PM (cHx0p)

275 259 HIV was created by Trump to kill Gays.........................

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at April 28, 2024 01:25 PM (qpLSv)

He never denied being the Zodiac Killer.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 28, 2024 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

276 264 This thing about Noem is just city folks vs. country folks.
Posted by: pawn at April 28, 2024 01:26 PM (QB+5g)

My Husband works at a rescue shelter and they sometimes get dogs that they cannot socialize... They really give them a chance too... Bring in Behavioral specialists and try them in temporary homes... Some just can't be helped and they reluctantly have to Euthanize them...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 01:28 PM (Akjoo)

277 The story of Rosemary Kennedy. What they did to that poor girl, they should rot in Hell.

https://allthatsinteresting.com/rosemary-kennedy

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 28, 2024 01:29 PM (iODuv)

278 Sure, he just hands out six figure settlements for NDA's for no reason. And he's always been true to his wives. Totally out of character for him.

Trump handing out six figure settlement is like me handing you a quarter after you s___d my d__k.

Do the math. She got paid a nice sum so that no one would pay her a higher sum to make up shit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


___

I can understand someone saying "I dont care that Trump committed adultery with a porn star"

What I dont understand is "Its all a lie and cheapskate Trump got an attorney, got an NDA drafted and payed a six figure settlement to a complete stranger"

It's obviously bullshit. I at least know who I'm voting for and dont pretend otherwise.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:30 PM (0H0TS)

279 What this country needs is a good $10 headjob!
Posted by: Everybody Everywhere at April 28, 2024 01:28 PM (cHx0p)

I'm right here, ya know

Posted by: Dr Drew at April 28, 2024 01:30 PM (us2H3)

280 Reading the reports from the Hamas rallies at colleges.

Add the growing observations, which we noted here months ago, that the radical left are a new Red Guard.

When it comes time to do what needs to be done, the vast majority of conservatives are going to side with the far left.
Against those fighting these Red Guards.
Seeing them not as rabid attack dogs of the far left but instead insisting they are mere children.

I don't like how the future looks .....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2024 01:30 PM (yikga)

281 Noem shot her dog just because? I find that hard to believe.
Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:23 PM (tpjlM)

Basically yes and she said so herself in her book.

Personally it doesn't bother me but it's not what I would have done. It was a young, overly energetic dog that wasn't good for hunting a killed a couple of chickens. Shit, chickens are meant to be killed and eaten, big deal.

Anyway, someone pointed out...was it here or at Hit Air?...they made a big deal about Rombley's dog on the roof of the car.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:30 PM (U6H2I)

282 269 Noem shot her dog just because? I find that hard to believe.

I heard that she shot him in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:27 PM (CsUN+)

We had a dog that panicked while on a leash and wrapped that leash so badly, she had hanged herself. When she was found and released, she was dying, so yes, we shot her as an act of mercy.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 28, 2024 01:30 PM (ynpvh)

283 Re: lobotomies - one of the great medical scandals of the 50's was a group of surgeons who were pushing the idea that lobotomies were just fine, no big deal , they just calmed people down. They were as corrupt as the gender change docs are today, and just as reprehensible. Joe got one of them to do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 01:30 PM (q3gwH)

284 274

What this country needs is a good $10 headjob!

Posted by: Everybody Everywhere at April 28, 2024 01:28 PM (cHx0p)

You got it, champ!

Posted by: Peety Bootyjuice at April 28, 2024 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

285 Wait what? People think Trump didn’t fuck the porn star?

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:31 PM (tpjlM)

286 208 Kennedy has said Trump reached out and asked him to be on his ticket, but RFK turned him down. Trump has never denied this.
...
Blago
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Correctly, it states the emissaries approached him. That could be anyone. Trump intends to win the election not drown it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 01:31 PM (lCWOD)

287 She shot her dog because it got into a frenzy and killed a bunch of her neighbor's chickens. That's a death penalty offense for a dog, any dog. Goes way beyond "nuisance".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:24 PM (8zz6B)

Oh my, I hadn't heard that part.

It's just... people, come on. It wasn't a pet. This isn't like your fluffy little thing you put ribbons on, and let sleep in your bed.

Hunting dogs must hunt, or they are "worse than useless." Which I think is how she worded it, or something like that.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:31 PM (mFDK+)

288 This thing about Noem is just city folks vs. country folks.
Posted by: pawn
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Not sure if this is being comical, but even "country" folk dont shoot a dog over it not being a good hunting dog.

Source: have a relative (in the country) that breeds hunting dogs.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:31 PM (0H0TS)

289 RFK claims not only did Kristi Noem shoot her dog, she shot the deputy!! Twice!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 28, 2024 01:31 PM (89Sog)

290 >>> 270 Kristi Noem for VP? Big fat no as well…. She shot her dog because it was a nuisance. Didn't bite anyone, just a nuisance. Is that story supposed to impress second amendment advocates?? Like Tulsi, she's also easy to look at….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:21 PM (xT8gx)

Don't fall for the lefty bent on that one. It was supposed to be a working dog, not a pet.

You might think it's wrong or distasteful, but working dogs need to work. If they don't, they're just taking up food meant for working dogs.

Lots of people do exactly the same thing. Not saying she's a good pick for Veep, but the dog story is corporate media nonsense.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:27 PM (mFDK+)

Pretty much. I might remember incorrectly but I thought she said it did bite *her* (its owner). Also, tell anyone who owns livestock that a dog chasing that livestock is merely a "nuisance". The dog isn't chasing because it wants to play.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 01:31 PM (llON8)

291 Trump handing out six figure settlement is like me handing you a quarter after you s___d my d__k.
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Why would you need someone to source a dalek?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 01:32 PM (Be/+i)

292 Aren't you Little Merry Sunshine today
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 01:26 PM (Akjoo)

It's a troll.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:32 PM (mFDK+)

293 WHO THE HELL IS THE IS THE 38.7 % ??????


From a broader historical perspective, Biden's most recent quarterly average ranks 277th out of 314 presidential quarters in Gallup records dating to 1945," Jones added. "That puts it in the bottom 12% of all presidential quarters."

The worst 13th quarter first-term presidential approval rating averages:

Biden 38.7%
George H.W. Bush 41.8%
Barack Obama 45.9%
Trump 46.8%
Carter 47.7%
George W. Bush 51%
Bill Clinton 53.0%
Nixon 53.7%
Ronald Reagan 54.5%
Dwight D. Eisenhower 73.2%
Gallup did not analyze data before the Eisenhower administration.

Posted by: Buster Hymannd at April 28, 2024 01:33 PM (Wb+1f)

294
It's obviously bullshit. I at least know who I'm voting for and dont pretend otherwise.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:30 PM


Good for you. I might suggest you invest your time with like minded people at DU and stop trolling here. Unless you wanna brag about hitting the tip jar with four or five figures.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:33 PM (RKVpM)

295 I never got the Romney dog outrage. People put dogs in their pickup trucks all the time. How that’s different than on the roof of a car? I’d never do either personally, but if you’re gonna be angry at Romney then be angry at every pickup with a dog in the back you see.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:33 PM (tpjlM)

296
It's a troll.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:32 PM (mFDK+)

I feel stupid now... I didn't know that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (Akjoo)

297 271 Noem probably agrees with everyone here on 90% of things. But like usual if it’s not 100%, she need to be shunned and sent to an island somewhere.

Posted by: Montec

I don’t think we all feel this way. I know we shouldn’t let perfection stand in the way of good. Perfect isn’t out there, and that includes Trump. People seem to forget he is no social conservative. The fact Kristi didn’t read the tea leaves on her dog story is questionable. I think her marriage situation opens the door for the Dems to suddenly discover their morality, too. I really like Ron DeSantis, though, so maybe I am jaded.

Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

298 292 Aren't you Little Merry Sunshine today
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 01:26 PM (Akjoo)

It's a troll.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:32 PM (mFDK+)

There are times where it seems they are in abundance.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

299 Not totally off-topic, as the hamas-camps are blue on blue also, but ask yourself this.

If this "free palestine" thing can only be solved by Israel caving to hamas, and in fact caving to the world and going out of biz as a country, so the jihadi can kill all the jews there and thus be free and rename their country, . . .

Does this mean we'll have hamas-camps and screaming demonstrations forever? 'Cause Israel ain't gonna quit this until hamas is done, and who knows what that's gonna take.

And if Biden loses in November, will the hamas-camp thing ramp up to levels of violence such that most all colleges and maybe even high schools need to close down because, you know, unsafe and all that shit?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (KiBMU)

300 All joking aside, it's not stupid to plan for other energy sources. Maybe we won't need them any time soon, but eventually we will, but by "we", I of course mean our AI descendants.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:17 PM (CsUN+)


Funding EV battery and fast recharging R&D is good. The Junta's insane EV mandate at this time (in fact if not in name), is equivalent to FDR telling the Army and the Navy in early 1942 that they must immediately cease production of all piston-engine aircraft and only produce turbojet-powered aircraft. Because Churchill had recently handed to FDR the plans and performance data for the Gloster E.28/39 and its Power Jets W.1 turbojet engine. FDR believed the change-over would win the war faster.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (5fDan)

301 "Bobby might share the same name as our father, but he does not share the same values, vision or judgment"

Given the values, vision and judgement of the current occupant of the White House, that kind of says good things about him.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (lXCUP)

302 Jimmy Carter beat off a Killer Rabbit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymannd at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (Wb+1f)

303 It's really quite something

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (/7KEl)

304 Carter at almost 48 was

BULLSHIT

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 01:35 PM (us2H3)

305 293 WHO THE HELL IS THE IS THE 38.7 % ??????


From a broader historical perspective, Biden's most recent quarterly average ranks 277th out of 314 presidential quarters in Gallup records dating to 1945," Jones added. "That puts it in the bottom 12% of all presidential quarters."

The worst 13th quarter first-term presidential approval rating averages:

Biden 38.7%
George H.W. Bush 41.8%
Barack Obama 45.9%
Trump 46.8%
Carter 47.7%
George W. Bush 51%
Bill Clinton 53.0%
Nixon 53.7%
Ronald Reagan 54.5%
Dwight D. Eisenhower 73.2%
Gallup did not analyze data before the Eisenhower administration.

Posted by: Buster Hymannd at April 28, 2024 01:33 PM (Wb+1f)

And how many of those were in the middle of a presidency? I mean, Ronald Reagan inherited Jimmy Carter's Malaise.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:35 PM (ynpvh)

306 This is a trap, right?

@AlexFinnX Apr 22
X has now acquired money transmitter licenses in HALF the US states

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 01:35 PM (IG4Id)

307 Posted by: Buster Hymannd at April 28, 2024 01:33 PM (Wb+1f)
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I've said it before, but Trump's and W's ratings were in spite of relentlessly negative coverage, and Obama's and Sleepy Joe's despite repeated tongue baths.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 01:35 PM (Be/+i)

308 She shot her dog because it got into a frenzy and killed a bunch of her neighbor's chickens. That's a death penalty offense for a dog, any dog. Goes way beyond "nuisance".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:24 PM (8zz6B)

Oh my, I hadn't heard that part.

It's just... people, come on. It wasn't a pet. This isn't like your fluffy little thing you put ribbons on, and let sleep in your bed.


This whole thing reminds me of the ad Sarah Palin did where she was standing in front of a guy who was sticking the head of a struggling turkey into a decapitating machine.

It's a part of the food industry, of course, but it's stupid to bring it up if you intend to have a political career. People don't like it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:35 PM (CsUN+)

309 Trump handing out six figure settlement is like me handing you a quarter after you s___d my d__k.
------------
Why would you need someone to source a dalek?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 01:32 PM (Be/+i)

Our Daleks need to be non-GMO Daleks.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:35 PM (U6H2I)

310 I do not trust any Kennedy as far as I can throw a case of booze

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2024 01:36 PM (PQ4m2)

311 On the dog thing with Noem, it doesnt matter. It looks terrible and maybe "city" folks dont get it, but in the suburbs and cities, it seems pretty fucked up.

I dont think Noem was going to be on the ticket anyway (but she was clearly a finalist) but if she was, she better get dropped because this will kill trump's chances.

People love dogs like children. maybe its weird, but its the reality on the ground.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:36 PM (0H0TS)

312 Personally it doesn't bother me but it's not what I would have done. It was a young, overly energetic dog that wasn't good for hunting a killed a couple of chickens. Shit, chickens are meant to be killed and eaten, big deal.

Anyway, someone pointed out...was it here or at Hit Air?...they made a big deal about Rombley's dog on the roof of the car.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:30 PM (U6H2I)

If they are my chickens, that I was planning to kill and eat later, I'd be very pissed off. That dog is stealing food off my table. I'd be shooting the dog myself, all the same as if it were a coyote. When a dog goes predatory, it reverts to a wolf. It can never again be trusted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:36 PM (8zz6B)

313 I see the Hamas aligned colonizers at Harvard have replaced the American flag there with the Palestinian one. Elsewhere these malcontents are allowed to setup barriers and tent cities. They're occupiers.

I sense some sort of precedent here.

Shit's going to get worse. A lot worse.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

314 >>> 306 This is a trap, right?

@AlexFinnX Apr 22
X has now acquired money transmitter licenses in HALF the US states
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 01:35 PM (IG4Id)

Watch as the Department of "Justice" "suddenly" remembers there are antitrust laws.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 01:37 PM (llON8)

315 Killing a dog because it ate some chickens is kinda fucked up.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:37 PM (tpjlM)

316 A great deal of the Kennedy mystique was due to Jackie. When JFK died and she married onassiss, that went away.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 01:37 PM (yeEu9)

317 Babylon, the strongest Empire in the world, fell to the Medes and Persians in one night. Don't think it can't happen here.

Posted by: Darius (Cyrus) at April 28, 2024 01:37 PM (V5BDR)

318 "I am a jelly donut." - From 'Stuff JFK Said', Vol. XXI, Pg.789

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (XeU6L)

319 I feel stupid now... I didn't know that

Posted by: It's me donna


He isn't really. Many people disagree with him, and he is sometimes provocative, but he's not a troll.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (CsUN+)

320 Still think Kari Lake might be a good VP pick

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (fwDg9)

321 302 Jimmy Carter beat off a Killer Rabbit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymannd at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (Wb+1f)

Maybe we'd have been better if the rabbit won.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

322 Just give the dog away. Take it to a shelter, something.
Or even better, dont fucking write about it in your book.

What an idiot that she thinks this would endear her to a national audience. Talk about zero political instincts.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (0H0TS)

323 Pretty much. I might remember incorrectly but I thought she said it did bite *her* (its owner). Also, tell anyone who owns livestock that a dog chasing that livestock is merely a "nuisance". The dog isn't chasing because it wants to play.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 01:31 PM (llON

What I haven't seen is an explanation why she put the story in her book. I'm sure she had her reasons, but really, at this point I don't care.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (kTPdd)

324 If they are my chickens, that I was planning to kill and eat later, I'd be very pissed off. That dog is stealing food off my table.



Dude a chicken is $7 at Costco. That’s not a reason to kill a dog.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (tpjlM)

325 I could understand ending the dog if the chickens were already fried

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (us2H3)

326 Noem had the dog killed because it turned on her and bit.

Lotsa dogs get their ticket punched for that. Totally unacceptable behavior, and takes a pro trainer to break them of the habit.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (KiBMU)

327 Jimmy Carter beat off a Killer Rabbit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Buster Hymannd at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (Wb+1f)
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*Killer Rabbit lights a cigarette*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (Be/+i)

328 >>> 312 Personally it doesn't bother me but it's not what I would have done. It was a young, overly energetic dog that wasn't good for hunting a killed a couple of chickens. Shit, chickens are meant to be killed and eaten, big deal.

Anyway, someone pointed out...was it here or at Hit Air?...they made a big deal about Rombley's dog on the roof of the car.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:30 PM (U6H2I)

If they are my chickens, that I was planning to kill and eat later, I'd be very pissed off. That dog is stealing food off my table. I'd be shooting the dog myself, all the same as if it were a coyote. When a dog goes predatory, it reverts to a wolf. It can never again be trusted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:36 PM (8zz6B)

One is bad; if you get more than one running together, it isn't better.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 01:39 PM (llON8)

329 306 This is a trap, right?

@AlexFinnX Apr 22
X has now acquired money transmitter licenses in HALF the US states

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 01:35 PM (IG4Id)

Where do I pick up the money receivers?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:39 PM (ynpvh)

330 315 Killing a dog because it ate some chickens is kinda fucked up.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:37 PM (tpjlM)


WHAT??????????????????

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 28, 2024 01:39 PM (5fDan)

331 A great deal of the Kennedy mystique was due to Jackie. When JFK died and she married onassiss, that went away.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
------

Wait...Camelot wasn't real?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2024 01:39 PM (XeU6L)

332 It's a troll.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:32 PM (mFDK+)

I feel stupid now... I didn't know that
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (Akjoo)

That's my opinion. I know others engage with it, and as I must reluctantly admit, not everyone has to agree with me.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:39 PM (kTPdd)

333 Getting warm out finally

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 01:40 PM (fwDg9)

334 >>> 323
==
What I haven't seen is an explanation why she put the story in her book. I'm sure she had her reasons, but really, at this point I don't care.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (kTPdd)

LOL

Good point; as far as *that* goes, I'm cynical enough to wonder if the story is made up, whether or not it has some elements of truth.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 01:40 PM (llON8)

335 Jackie Kennedy's pink Chanel suit, with JFK's blood on it, is now in the hands of the National Archives.

It will not be displayed until the year 2103.

Per Caroline Kennedy's request, when she donated the item.

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 01:40 PM (/7KEl)

336
Our Daleks need to be non-GMO Daleks.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:35 PM


Since you mentioned it:

Out: GMO
In: Bioengineered Food Ingredients

/ Not kidding. Seeing it on labels already.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:40 PM (RKVpM)

337 295 I never got the Romney dog outrage. People put dogs in their pickup trucks all the time. How that’s different than on the roof of a car? I’d never do either personally, but if you’re gonna be angry at Romney then be angry at every pickup with a dog in the back you see.
Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01

This is actually illegal in many places unless the dogs are in crates. I think it’s cruel - the beds get really hot and can burn their feet. They can over heat in general, it gets hot back there. A sudden stop can send the dog flying. You see people with hunting dogs having climate controlled crates in the back of trucks for a reason.Strapping a dog down like luggage on the top of a car is a sign of missing common sense. I don’t like Romney for a lot of reasons. This is one in a great big pile.

As with other posts, my caveat on this one is I like animals more than people so..😂

Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 01:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

338 I like Kristi Noem, but she not only has a dog problem with the public she has a Corey Lewandowski problem.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2024 01:41 PM (NpAcC)

339 Or even better, dont fucking write about it in your book.

This is a 100% correct statement.

Here. Have a Werther's.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:41 PM (U6H2I)

340 335 Jackie Kennedy's pink Chanel suit, with JFK's blood on it, is now in the hands of the National Archives.

It will not be displayed until the year 2103.

better double up on my exercises

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 01:41 PM (us2H3)

341 As with other posts, my caveat on this one is I like animals more than people so..😂
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 01:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 01:41 PM (Akjoo)

342 317 Babylon, the strongest Empire in the world, fell to the Medes and Persians in one night. Don't think it can't happen here.

Posted by: Darius (Cyrus) at April 28, 2024 01:37 PM (V5BDR)

Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin.

One day soon, it may be us, given how rotten our Gov't has become.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

343 I don’t think we all feel this way. I know we shouldn’t let perfection stand in the way of good. Perfect isn’t out there, and that includes Trump. People seem to forget he is no social conservative. The fact Kristi didn’t read the tea leaves on her dog story is questionable. I think her marriage situation opens the door for the Dems to suddenly discover their morality, too. I really like Ron DeSantis, though, so maybe I am jaded.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

There are stories people take seriously that she's not even hiding the fact she's carrying on an affair with Corey Lewendowski.

Of course, there's the tranny athletes thing, which I think is more a libertarian issue for her, than anything else.

So yeah, not a social conservative, that's for sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:42 PM (kTPdd)

344 Jimmy Carter beat off a Killer Rabbit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Buster Hymannd at April 28, 2024 01:34 PM (Wb+1f)

In retrospect, I should have gone after Kamala.

Posted by: Killer Rabbit at April 28, 2024 01:42 PM (8zz6B)

345 I want to know what stories didn't make in Krisi's book

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 01:42 PM (us2H3)

346 >>She shot her dog because it got into a frenzy and killed a bunch of her neighbor's chickens. That's a death penalty offense for a dog, any dog. Goes way beyond "nuisance".

Probably not the smartest thing for Noem to make an issue of in politics but you can tell the difference between people who have lived around farmers and those who haven't by how they react to this story. Chicken killing dogs get put down routinely.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 01:42 PM (LkLld)

347 Much like the shrinking audiences for cable news has led them to be more radical left as they cater more to those that remain

The Democrats are trapped in a myth they own the youth vote.

So any shrinkage of that share forces them to redouble their recruitment of youth voters.
But those that remain, this Red Guard, are the most extreme left.

It's not the Muslim vote in MI, Biden is cravenly trying to please:
It's this Red Guard currently protesting at colleges.

And Biden has only just begun courting their votes ...
The very 1st UN vote against Isreal by the US, the open meddling in their elections, the gross betrayal by demanding cease-fire after cease-fire, funding Hamas .... all that, that's just the beginning

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2024 01:42 PM (yikga)

348 City vs. country isn't meant to be comical but it sure can be.

It has to do with values.

A chicken killing dog has negative value.

People in the country (who are close to the land) have a different relationship with animals that city people do.

Posted by: pawn at April 28, 2024 01:42 PM (QB+5g)

349 308 She shot her dog because it got into a frenzy and killed a bunch of her neighbor's chickens. That's a death penalty offense for a dog, any dog. Goes way beyond "nuisance".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:24 PM (8zz6B)

Oh my, I hadn't heard that part.
...
Posted by: Archimedes
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Her dog bit her when she tried to pull it off the chickens.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 01:42 PM (lCWOD)

350 @AlexFinnX Apr 22
X has now acquired money transmitter licenses in HALF the US states


You mean so it can operate like Paypal, which was originally named.... x.com?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 01:42 PM (/y8xj)

351 324 If they are my chickens, that I was planning to kill and eat later, I'd be very pissed off. That dog is stealing food off my table.



Dude a chicken is $7 at Costco. That’s not a reason to kill a dog.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (tpjlM)

And if the next step is attacking a child?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

352 I like Kristi Noem, but she not only has a dog problem with the public she has a Corey Lewandowski problem.
Posted by: redridinghood
___
Exactly.

What is her appeal? Because she's hot?

Take that away and shes a pretty squishy Governor in a deep red state that is obviously reckless and stupid.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:43 PM (0H0TS)

353 Piper,

I agree dogs in trucks can often be cruel. I’m just saying many people who freaked out about Romney, shrug when they see a dog in a truck, or worse do the dog in truck thing themselves.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:43 PM (tpjlM)

354 “we should not expect coal and oil to last forever and maybe have a plan for when they run out. “

America is the Saudi Arabia of Coal. Hundreds of years worth of high quality coal and shale.

Outlawing gasoline and diesel without a viable replacement is so retarded it can only be an OP. A very wicked one at that.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2024 01:44 PM (EVfdo)

355
In the country they shoot strays, any stray.
Control your dog.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 01:44 PM (lCWOD)

356 336
Our Daleks need to be non-GMO Daleks.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:35 PM

Since you mentioned it:

Out: GMO
In: Bioengineered Food Ingredients

/ Not kidding. Seeing it on labels already.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:40 PM (RKVpM)

Same difference to those who have reading comprehension.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

357
Killing a dog because it ate some chickens is kinda fucked up.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:37 PM


You price any Rhode Island Red hens lately? Any dog killed a couple of mine I'd be locking and loading.

Some dogs kill for sport. Like an assembly line. Kill, kill, kill.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:44 PM (RKVpM)

358 She shot her dog because it got into a frenzy and killed a bunch of her neighbor's chickens. That's a death penalty offense for a dog, any dog. Goes way beyond "nuisance".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:24 PM (8zz6B)

Oh my, I hadn't heard that part.
...
Posted by: Archimedes
---------------------


Not me. That was BurtTC.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)

359 And if the next step is attacking a child?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

My dog chases birds all the time. It’s too dumb and slow to ever catch one. But if it ever did I doubt the next step would be trying to eat my kids.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:45 PM (tpjlM)

360 A chicken killing dog has negative value.

It's worse than that. A dog that can't be controlled is a danger to both livestock and people.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 01:45 PM (/y8xj)

361 I’m the opposite of a dog person. I don’t like dogs and wouldn’t own one. I don’t want any pet honestly. From a strict morality point of view, I couldn’t care less if Noem shot her dog. The stupidity was putting it in her book for the world to read about…. It’s political malpractice. Even though I don’t understand it, there’s a segment of the population that love their dogs like children….. Noem just poked them all in the eye. Here’s an idea: keep it to yourself!! Don’t over share….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:45 PM (xT8gx)

362 Stormy Daniels said it didn't happen.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 01:45 PM (yeEu9)

363 I’m the opposite of a dog person. I don’t like dogs and wouldn’t own one. I don’t want any pet honestly. From a strict morality point of view, I couldn’t care less if Noem shot her dog. The stupidity was putting it in her book for the world to read about…. It’s political malpractice. Even though I don’t understand it, there’s a segment of the population that love their dogs like children….. Noem just poked them all in the eye. Here’s an idea: keep it to yourself!! Don’t over share….

tl:dr

TMI.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:46 PM (CsUN+)

364 Don't remember not having a family dog. Dog or dogs always rode in the bed of the pickup.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 01:46 PM (lCWOD)

365 Wait until people here about farmers killing cows and pigs in huge numbers.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 01:46 PM (LkLld)

366 The best political play on the Noem dog story has been by Ron DeSantis. He actually didn't say anything at all about it directly; but the day after her story broke, he released an ad showing him at a rescue dog center, posing and playing with a rescue dogs, and promoting dog adoption in the state of Florida.

Ron DeSantis - "I'm the guy that loves dogs."

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 01:46 PM (DH6xl)

367 359 And if the next step is attacking a child?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

My dog chases birds all the time. It’s too dumb and slow to ever catch one. But if it ever did I doubt the next step would be trying to eat my kids.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:45 PM (tpjlM)

Frenzy killing is a different thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

368 Dude a chicken is $7 at Costco. That’s not a reason to kill a dog.

Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (tpjlM)

And if the next step is attacking a child?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

A Chinese child is a thousand bucks on the international black market.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:47 PM (csBkY)

369 People forget that dogs have a predatory instinct

stronger in some breeds than in others, almost undetectable in some, but all have it

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 01:47 PM (/7KEl)

370 hear

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 01:47 PM (LkLld)

371 And if the next step is attacking a child?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

Hell! They are even cheaper to replace than chickens.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at April 28, 2024 01:48 PM (8zz6B)

372 Good point; as far as *that* goes, I'm cynical enough to wonder if the story is made up, whether or not it has some elements of truth.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 01:40 PM (llON

She really does want to play up the "I'm a country girl" image, which, given her looks, would really gain her some attention from the fellas in overalls and flannels.

But since she's banging Corey Lewendowski, even that does make sense.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:48 PM (TBHic)

373 I think that "our betters" are looting the country of everything they can. And they know we have an economic crash in our future as a result, so will let Trump win and take the blame. Likely to be a world wide depression so it will get sporty

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 01:48 PM (yeEu9)

374 Pa since 2029 has open sewer voting boxes open 24/7 to vote as many as you want to dump in, no vote security will check them.
Posted by: Skip

Ballot boxes sitting on a public street for days/weeks are an open invitation for stuffing by anyone who would bother to do it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 01:48 PM (cOq4q)

375 @346 Jack Straw , exactly. Noem was stupid for putting it in a book. It's understood that some awful things have to be done but leave it at that. Kind of like terminally ill people being given something to end their life. It happens but no need to make hay of it or turn it into a government program (hello Canada)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 01:48 PM (UwmMe)

376 I agree dogs in trucks can often be cruel. I’m just saying many people who freaked out about Romney, shrug when they see a dog in a truck, or worse do the dog in truck thing themselves.
Posted by: Montec
___

I dont like Romney, but this was a dumb issue to be mad over. No real difference to a dog in the bed of a pickup.

Everyone here likes to make fun of dog eater Obama. No one said "that's the culture, we just dont understand!" I guess at least Obama didnt waste the meat.

Noem telling (bragging) about this story to try and get some street cred displays what a political idiot she is.

I never saw her getting past Governor anyway, so if anything we probably got lucky she immolated on the launch pad. She would have been a terrible pick for Trump, but Trump highly values looks when it comes to everything.

Posted by: Blago at April 28, 2024 01:48 PM (0H0TS)

377 tl:dr

TMI.


LinusvanPelt - that's directed at Noem, not you.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:49 PM (CsUN+)

378 he released an ad showing him at a rescue dog center, posing and playing with a rescue dogs, and promoting dog adoption in the state of Florida.



Like I said My husband works at a Dog rescue and if this dog were to show up with a history of killing animals and biting it could not be adopted out.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2024 01:49 PM (Akjoo)

379
I shouldn't have mentioned Rhode Island Red hens without adding, 'from the diminutive state of Rhode Island'.

I need my snark level checked. I seem to be a quart low.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:49 PM (RKVpM)

380 The best outcome would be total annihilation.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 01:49 PM (X0I7i)

381 look in the animal kingdom- what do wild dogs do

they run their prey down, kill it, and eat it

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2024 01:50 PM (/7KEl)

382 Her dog bit her when she tried to pull it off the chickens.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 01:42 PM (lCWOD)

See, now that's just dumb. Even a fluffy little snickerpoodle will bite your hand if you try to stick it in between them and their food.

Some farm girl she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:50 PM (TBHic)

383 My dog chases birds all the time. It’s too dumb and slow to ever catch one. But if it ever did I doubt the next step would be trying to eat my kids.
Posted by: Montec at April 28,
----------------------------

Dachshunds are slow in the long run. My aunt's would play statue about 3' from the tree trunk and wait for the squirrel to come by.
Dachshunds are very quick in the short run.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 01:50 PM (lCWOD)

384 Noem seems like she lacks street smarts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 28, 2024 01:51 PM (R4t5M)

385 382 Her dog bit her when she tried to pull it off the chickens.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 01:42 PM (lCWOD)

See, now that's just dumb. Even a fluffy little snickerpoodle will bite your hand if you try to stick it in between them and their food.

Some farm girl she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:50 PM (TBHic)

It wasn't food, it was sport. The killing was for the sake of killing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

386 I shouldn't have mentioned Rhode Island Red hens without adding, 'from the diminutive imaginary state of Rhode Island'.

I need my snark level checked. I seem to be a quart low.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:49 PM (RKVpM)
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FIFY

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 01:51 PM (Be/+i)

387 Bloomberg: Javier Milei Fuels Wild Rally That Makes Peso No. 1 in World

https://t.co/aZzrSB2WN8

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:53 PM (csBkY)

388 BurtTC , Don't think you've owned very many dogs.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 01:53 PM (lCWOD)

389
I believe that Rhode Island is real and not imaginary. What I can't believe is that they get TWO Senators. Like Daryl and my other brother Daryl.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:53 PM (RKVpM)

390 Stormy Daniels said it didn't happen.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 01:45 PM (yeEu9)

Shhhhh! You stop it with posting facts here.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:54 PM (TBHic)

391 >>Dachshunds are very quick in the short run.

Dachshunds are a short run.

When I was living in Boston I'd take my dog to the Common on Saturdays. A group of dachsund owners would put up a portable fence and bring their dogs to play. About 50 of them. Hillarious.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 01:54 PM (LkLld)

392 Whoops!

Here's the Archived version of the above Milei story.

https://tinyurl.com/5n9acn7u

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 01:54 PM (csBkY)

393 389
I believe that Rhode Island is real and not imaginary. What I can't believe is that they get TWO Senators. Like Daryl and my other brother Daryl.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:53 PM (RKVpM)

Well, could be a...complex issue.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

394 A chicken killing dog has negative value.

It's worse than that. A dog that can't be controlled is a danger to both livestock and people.
Posted by: Oddbob

The closest small animal (dogs/cats) vet for us is 75 miles away and he would never accept a dog (that had slaughtered a dozen chickens) in his office to be put down.


Rural life may seem harsh, but, a dog that rips apart chickens may turn to kittens and pups and yes, toddlers if left to be the alpha on the farm/surrounding area.
Those kind of dogs are never rehabilitated and should never been rehomed/trusted.

Posted by: old chick at April 28, 2024 01:54 PM (F3Dlr)

395 Wait until people here about farmers killing cows and pigs in huge numbers.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 01:46 PM (LkLld)

That's weird.

Why would anyone ever kill a cow or a pig?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:55 PM (TBHic)

396 @379 Rhode Island has a land mass smaller that that of the county I live in, Ulster county NY.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 01:55 PM (UwmMe)

397 387 Bloomberg: Javier Milei Fuels Wild Rally That Makes Peso No. 1 in World

https://t.co/aZzrSB2WN8
Posted by: Robert a
-------------------

Milei for the win.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 01:55 PM (lCWOD)

398 395 Wait until people here about farmers killing cows and pigs in huge numbers.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 01:46 PM (LkLld)

That's weird.

Why would anyone ever kill a cow or a pig?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:55 PM (TBHic)

I think you're bacon the question...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

399 398 395 Wait until people here about farmers killing cows and pigs in huge numbers.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 01:46 PM (LkLld)

That's weird.

Why would anyone ever kill a cow or a pig?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:55 PM (TBHic)

I think you're bacon the question...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

But I'll steak my claim to a possible answer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

400 I am sure Noem's rationale for including the story in her book was to demonstrate that when faced with a distasteful chore, she got it done by her ownself, and did not pass it off to a third party or simply ignore it.

Probably a bad decision, but perhaps she knew that her detractors knew of the incident, and would spin it against her. As indeed they are.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:56 PM (8zz6B)

401 tl:dr

TMI.

LinusvanPelt - that's directed at Noem, not you.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 01:49 PM (CsUN+)

I figured so. Thank you, Sir…. Although I can be long winded in the gray boxes occasionally

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2024 01:56 PM (xT8gx)

402 399 398 395 Wait until people here about farmers killing cows and pigs in huge numbers.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 01:46 PM (LkLld)

That's weird.

Why would anyone ever kill a cow or a pig?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:55 PM (TBHic)

I think you're bacon the question...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

But I'll steak my claim to a possible answer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

And I'll try not to ham it up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

403 The best outcome would be total annihilation.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 01:49 PM (X0I7i)

I've survived worse. More than once.

Posted by: The Planet at April 28, 2024 01:57 PM (TBHic)

404
It wasn't food, it was sport. The killing was for the sake of killing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:51 PM


Fox do the same thing in my neighborhood. Neighbor lost half a dozen hens. He has young kids who discovered the carnage.

I've dropped a fox before. 22 long. Three shots because I suck at shooting accurately.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 01:57 PM (RKVpM)

405 Milei for the win.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 01:55 PM (lCWOD)
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How long do you think he'll be allowed to keep doing this?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 01:57 PM (Be/+i)

406 Noem's big mistake was saying "Look at me ! I'm a Tuff Grrrl Boss that can do what men can do!" Without realizing that men know that while there are some tough, hard things you have to do at times, you certainly don't go brag about it to other people. You keep your mouth shut.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 01:58 PM (DH6xl)

407 It wasn't food, it was sport. The killing was for the sake of killing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

Perhaps so, in that situation, but still, you put your hand in there, you're not very bright.

Posted by: The Planet at April 28, 2024 01:58 PM (TBHic)

408 407 It wasn't food, it was sport. The killing was for the sake of killing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

Perhaps so, in that situation, but still, you put your hand in there, you're not very bright.

Posted by: The Planet at April 28, 2024 01:58 PM (TBHic)

How do you stop a dog in a killing frenzy? Either try to pull it out or shoot it. Not much in-between there, unless you just happen to have a tranq dart and gun.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:00 PM (ynpvh)

409 NOOD FWP.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:00 PM (ynpvh)

410 New one. FWP.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2024 02:00 PM (CsUN+)

411 402 399 398 395 Wait until people here about farmers killing cows and pigs in huge numbers.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 01:46 PM (LkLld)

That's weird.

Why would anyone ever kill a cow or a pig?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 01:55 PM (TBHic)

I think you're bacon the question...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

But I'll steak my claim to a possible answer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

And I'll try not to ham it up.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April

All of you, this is just a smoke screen for bad behavior.

Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2024 02:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

412 Dammit, Planet, I love you.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2024 02:01 PM (TBHic)

413 1ST NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 02:01 PM (fwDg9)

414 >>Without realizing that men know that while there are some tough, hard things you have to do at times, you certainly don't go brag about it to other people. You keep your mouth shut.

True. Rhode Island men know you have put the lobser your neighbor the commercial fisherman gives you in the pot head first so you don't have to hear their screaming. Just not something we brag about while shucking anotther oyster.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 02:01 PM (LkLld)

415 Two Piles of Shit for every Person
I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we filled it with homeless persons
(Shit City, here we come)
You know it's not very fragrant, it's an oldie but a goody
(Shit City, here we come)
Well, it got Shitty Rags in the back seat
But it still gets me where I wanna go while I hold my nose
And we're goin' to Shit City, cause it's two homeless to one hard working person
You know we're goin' to Shit City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Shit City, cause it's two piles for every boy
You know we're goin' to Shit City, gonna have some fun, now
Two bags of Homeless shit for every boy
You see they never clean the streets up cause there's always hundreds of Homeless
(Shit City, here we come)
You know they're out puking or shitting pants like Biden
(Shit City, here we come)
Well, with two bags of shit for every guy
And all you gotta do is drop your pants wink your eye
Ya, we're goin' to Shit City,
You know we're goin' to Shit City, gonna have some fun
Two homeless bags of shit for every boy
And if my woody hard for some fat guy shitting in San Fran
(Shit City, here we come)
I'll strap my dildo and ride in my wetsuit
(Shit City, here we come......

Posted by: Jan and Dean of 2024 sing "Shit City" at April 28, 2024 02:01 PM (Wb+1f)

416 ----------
How long do you think he'll be allowed to keep doing this?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
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They aren't allowing it now. He's a bull. Eventually he will need to eliminate some of his most ardent opponents or, at best, suffer the fate of Bolsonero.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 02:02 PM (lCWOD)

417 Probably not the smartest thing for Noem to make an issue of in politics but you can tell the difference between people who have lived around farmers and those who haven't by how they react to this story. Chicken killing dogs get put down routinely.
Posted by: JackStraw

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Yep.

I'm betting the EV bunch gets all bent out of...

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 28, 2024 02:04 PM (txYal)

418 Somewhere in here there's a pig in a poke.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2024 02:04 PM (dg+HA)

419 Or a bird in the hand.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2024 02:05 PM (dg+HA)

420 Milei is much more intelligent than Bolsonaro. He's already moving to guarantee the loyalty of his military.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 02:05 PM (DH6xl)

421 419 Or a bird in the hand.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2024 02:05 PM (dg+HA)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

422 Who has done the most damage to our country, The Kennedy clan, the Bush clan, or the Roosevelts?

I think the Adams did okay.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2024 02:43 PM (aD39U)

423 This text iѕ worth eᴠeгyone's attention. Where can I find
out more?

Posted by: talisman at April 29, 2024 05:12 AM (WzqQZ)

Sunday Morning Book Thread - 04-28-2024 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]


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Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading (Untap. Upkeep. Draw.). Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...

So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?



Disparage no book, for it is also a part of this world.

--Rabbi Nachman of Bratzlav


PIC NOTE

I was going to use this picture last week, but then the picture of the One Ring showed up in my Inbox by chance and I could not pass that up. This week's pic is just one of those random pictures of libraries you can find all over the internet. This one stood out to me because there is NO WAY that I could stand having my library look like that. Horizontally arranged books just don't work for me at all. Yes, it's easier to read the spines because you don't have to tilt your head sideways. However, it's difficult to pull books from the bottom of the stack off the shelf and it's equally difficult to return them.

THE PURPOSE OF LORE AND CANON



Carl Benjamin, aka "Sargon of Akkad," went on a tear recently on the importance of lore and canon in preserving carefully crafted worlds, especially those that span multiple media with numerous creators. The people involved in crafting those worlds often rely on the lore and canon in order to keep any additional disruptive elements to a minimum so that the overall storyline is mostly consistent over time. It's a big challenge when you are dealing with a 40-year-old franchise that is based on a tabletop miniature wargame, but also has numerous spin-offs such as novels, video games, board games, at least one movie, and an upcoming television show (that may be stuck in development hell going forward). All of that needs to work together to satisfy the fans. They WANT the creators to be thoughtful, considerate custodians of the intellectual property.

As ace, Critical Drinker, and others have pointed out, the most recent controversy is the inclusion of women in the elite personal guard of the Emperor of Mankind. Up until now, Space Marines have been exclusively MEN. This especially true of the elite-of-the-elite, the Adeptus Custodes. There are units and factions within Warhammer 40K that are dominated by females, but the Space Marines have NEVER been among them. However, according to the recently updated Warhammer 40K Wiki, "The Custodes is an elite cadre of genetically-engineered transhuman male and female warriors who are even more potent in combat than the Adeptus Astartes." [Emphasis added -- PS]

This fundamentally breaks the lore in ways that will cause backwards ripples throughout the canon, as that change now has to be ret-conned into all previous media. Why have female Custodes never been featured in books and storylines before? How are they able to survive the incredibly grueling initiation process that kills most candidates? As this YouTuber points out, there are some changes that can be added to the lore with minimal disruption, but changes that affect the culture and society almost always cause great disruption to the story. Ursula K. Leguin--an early feminist icon in fantasy--wrestled with this idea when she returned to the Earthsea stories after a long hiatus. She ultimately decided that women in Earthsea could NOT be wizards, though there are plenty of women who have magical powers of their own. They just can't be called "wizards" and they cannot fulfill the same role in society. Wizarding was exclusively the domain of men.

Some authors are not all that concerned with their own canon and lore and just write whatever they feel like. H.P. Lovecraft allowed many, many authors to contribute to his Cthulhu Mythos, even when he might not have agreed with some of those changes. For instance, August Derleth added a category of godlike beings that was much more benevolent towards humanity than most of the Mythos, even protecting us at times from the callous disregard of Great Old Ones. Raymond E. Feist doesn't re-read his own books to keep his cosmology and history consistent throughout the Riftwar Saga, leading to odd discrepancies and contradictions from series to series.

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(*sigh* My TBR pile grew again this week...See below)

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LORE BREAKING -- WHEEL OF TIME EXAMPLE

NOTE: You may want to skip down to the comments section if you are not interested in this topic, as I intend to go into excruciating detail of one instance of critical lore breaking...

The following excerpt is the opening monologue of Season 1 Episode 1 of Amazon's Wheel of Time, which was first released in Fall 2021. The show is very loosely based on Robert Jordan's epic fantasy series--to the point where only some of the names are the same. The plot and character arcs have wildly diverged in the television series from those that are presented in the books. I've added emphasis to the statements that are contradictory to the source material. This information is presented to the casual viewers as canon exposition, but it's all a pack of lies and I'll demonstrate why in a moment.


The world is broken. Many, many years ago, men who were born with great power believed they could cage Darkness itself. The arrogance. When they failed, the seas boiled, mountains were swallowed up, cities burned, and the women of the Aes Sedai were left to pick up the pieces. These women remembered one thing above all else...the man who brought the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon. Now this man has been born again. We don't know where or to whom. If he was reborn as a girl or a boy. The only thing we know for certain is that this child is coming of age now, and we must find them...before the Dark does. -- Moiraine Damodred

Let's unpack the highlighted portions to examine WHY these statements are incorrect.

Many, many years ago, men who were born with great power believed they could cage Darkness itself

Three thousand years before the events of the main story, the War of Shadow tore the world apart because the Dark One had been freed from his eternal prison. Note that a WOMAN initiated his release, though she had help from others who sought greater power. It was up to a coalition of male and female channelers (magic-users) to attempt to put this evil genie back into the bottle. Unfortunately, only Lews Therin Telamon had a workable plan and could only find male channelers to assist him, as everyone else thought he was mad. So yes, it was MEN that attempted to "cage Darkness," but only because none of the female channelers could be persuaded to assist.

When they failed, the seas boiled, mountains were swallowed up, cities burned, and the women of the Aes Sedai were left to pick up the pieces<

Lews Therin Telamon didn't fail. He and his Hundred Companions (give or take) *succeeded* in sealing the Dark One back in his prison and used potent magical seals to patch over the breach in the Dark One's prison. Unfortunately, because only the male half of the True Source was used, this made the patch weaker than it should have been. The weakening of imperfect seals is the source of the conflict in the current Age. The Dark One was able to exact one last retaliatory strike before he was imprisoned again. The backlash from sealing the Bore tainted the entire male half of the True Source, causing all male channelers to go irrevocably insane. With their great power, they reshaped the world, causing the seas to boil and tearing down mountains over here while erecting even larger mountains over there. (Dragonmount is the site of Lews Therin's death, where he drilled a hole to the center of the planet with the One Power causing an enormous volcano to spew forth from the earth.) It wasn't their fault. Even Lews Therin succumbed to madness, killing everyone in his family--including his beloved wife and children--and earning the appellation "Kinslayer." Because the female channelers had not participated in the attempt to seal the Bore, their half of the True Source was untouched by the Dark One's taint. So yes, they were the only magic users sane enough to rebuild society.

And him they named Dragon

Lews Therin Telamon, the worldwide leader of all of the Aes Sedai (magic users), was already known as the Dragon during the War of Shadow. His banner was a serpentine, Oriental-style dragon on a field of white. Entire armies clashed with the armies of the Shadow under that banner. Because he was the most powerful channeler in the entire world and led the strike on the Dark One's stronghold at Shayol Ghul, his name was remembered well into the following Age, as he saved the world and broke it at the same time.

If he was reborn as a girl or a boy

This right here breaks the lore at a fundamental level. The world of the Wheel of Time is a strictly binary one when it comes to genders. There are men. There are women. Souls only come in those two flavors. Nothing in between. A certain percentage of female souls have the ability to wield the female half of the True Source. A certain percentage of male souls have the ability to wield the male half of the True Source. It *is* possible for a male soul to be implanted in a female body and vice versa, but that takes the intervention of the Dark One and very specific circumstances around one's death in order for that to happen. It becomes a plot point later in the books when the Dark One infiltrates the Aes Sedai with one of his remade Forsaken who can channel the male half of the True Source while wearing a female body (female channelers have a hard time detecting a man's channeling ability). The Dragon--in EVERY Age--is a man and will ALWAYS be a man, because he is the most powerful channeler of either gender in the entire world, in all the Ages that were and all the Ages that will be (time is circular in this series). It's simply not possible for the Dragon to be born as a girl. Period. The Creator would never allow it.

and we must find them...before the Dark does

Note the use of the word "them" in this context. Moiraine is using a gender-neutral pronoun to refer to the "child" in the previous sentence because in THIS bastardized lore, the Dragon can be either gender (contrary to the actual lore). Also note the use of the word "Dark" here. In the books, there is no such thing as "the Dark." Instead, the main antagonist is usually referred to as "the Dark One"--the most common appellation though he has a lot of other colorful names depending on one's culture, ethnicity, and species. If evil is referred to in more general terms, it's usually referred to as "the Shadow" in contrast to "the Light." This is somewhat of an interesting word choice, as a shadow relies on a light source in order to be cast, while darkness is the complete absence of light. It's implied in the story that the Creator (the Light) created the Dark One, and therefore could be the source of "the Shadow." The Creator (i.e., God) is also supposed to have sealed the Dark One in his prison at the beginning up time, and thus is more powerful than the Dark One. By referring to him as "Dark," then that implies equal or greater status with "Light."

As we can see in these examples, the television show just shat all over the source material in favor of its own nonsensical and inconsistent narrative. I counted a minimum of FIVE lore/canon breaks within just one paragraph of text that is spoken in less than two minutes. Even FJB would be hard-pressed to pack that many lies in that much time. The show does NOT get any better from there. And now the showrunners have to somehow find a way to finish their story in maybe one more season if they are lucky. (SPOILER: It will be a complete disaster, rivaling the finale of Game of Thrones in how much it disappoints its audience).

This desire by certain elements to *replace* existing lore instead of creating *new* lore is a direct manifestation of the evil that surrounds us. Both J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis were adamant that evil cannot create. It can only mutilate, pervert, corrupt, and destroy what the Creator (i.e., God) has made.

Moral of the story: Lore and canon MATTER, people! Violate it at your own risk.

MORON RECOMMENDATIONS


Loren D. Estleman's Vamp: A Valentino Mystery is a fun accompaniment to our own MP4's Theda Bara tales. Val is a modern-day L.A. movie palace owner/restorer who, in this outing, in addition to helping a friend restore a drive-in, is also trying to save a long-lost print of the 1917 epic Cleopatra.

It has a ton of great one-liners: "L.A. has no landmarks, only placeholders for the next Tim Horton's."

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 21, 2024 09:17 AM (3e3hy)

Comment: If you want a good snapshot of what life was like in Hollywood over a hundred years ago, Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing's Theda Bara stories are an excellent example. Interesting characters, lively dialog, and just nice slice-of-life prose to make you feel immersed in that time. Sounds like Estelman's story takes a similar approach, but uses a modern setting in addition to the older Hollywood.

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A cousin gifted me with Athenry by Cahal Dunne, mainly because he met the author at a pub in Pittsburgh, but also because the novel is well written and tells the true story behind the Great Famine. The story is an homage to a song called "The Fields of Athenry," which tells the tale of a young Irishman who is sentenced to the Australian penal colony for stealing a bag of grain to feed his starving family. Set in 1840s Ireland, the novel instructs the reader on the English penal code that enforced the English conquest of Ireland. Catholics were prohibited from practicing their religion, owning or leasing property, entering a profession, owning weapons, voting, living in a town, all in an attempt to render the Irish to the level of slaves. The story is gripping and the level of brutality of the English toward the Irish was stunning to me. (My knowledge of Irish history is not detailed.) The odyssey of Liam O'Donoghue as told in the novel is entertaining and I found it difficult to put the book down. Morality trumps inhumanity, and the love of family sustains Liam through his travails. The book has haunted me from the first page and I want to read it again later.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 21, 2024 09:49 AM (U3L4U)

Comment: "The Fields of Athenry" (song) was written in 1979 by Pete St. John and recorded by Danny Doyle. It seemed to capture the spirit of Ireland at the time remaining on the Irish charts for 72 weeks, though never reaching #1. Numerous artists have covered this song over the decades since, such as The Dubliners, The Dropkick Murphys, and Michael freakin' Jackson. I listened to a few of the covers on iTunes, but I think I like the Dropkick Murphys the best. It has a nice tempo to it compared to most.

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Since I'm watching Streets of Laredo, the six-hour miniseries based on that novel by Larry McMurtry, I picked up the book at the library to re-read. Since McMurtry co-wrote the teleplay, it follows the novel very closely, down to individual lines of dialogue. On this one I'm not noticing his quirk of shifting viewpoint from one character to another in the same scene, sometimes even in the same paragraph.

What LMcM does better than anybody I've read in the Western genre is to create (or use actual historical) villains. Serial killers, not to put too fine a point on it: savage creatures like Blue Duck the Comanche, Mox Mox the "man-burner," Ahumado the vicious Mexican who traps people in pits and cages, and Joey Garza the merciless, blond, blue-eyed Mexican gunman. His heroes are classics like Gus McCrae and Woodrow Call, too, but his antagonists are pure evil and very memorable . . . as if Hannibal Lecter, Jame Gumb, and Francis Dolarhyde were transported to 1870s Texas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2024 10:18 AM (omVj0)

Comment: It's good that the original author of the work apparently had enough creative control to keep the showrunners in line. We need more of that, I think, as so many adaptations are run off the rails by writers who have no clue what they are doing and deliberately disrespect the source material for their own political ideology. There's also an art to writing a good villain, one that is dangerous and menacing, but not so much that he becomes a caricature or a cartoonish super-villain. Drawing upon real-world examples for inspiration is a great way to add that villainous verisimilitude to your characters.

More Moron-recommended reading material can be found HERE! (1000+ Moron-recommended books!)

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WHAT I'VE BEEN READING THIS PAST WEEK:

After reviewing some of OregonMuse's old Book Threads, I thought I'd try something a bit different. Instead of just listing WHAT I'm reading, I'll include commentary as well. Unless otherwise specified, you can interpret this as an implied recommendation, though as always your mileage may vary.


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Decipher by Stel Pavlou

Write down every conspiracy theory and nutty physics idea you can think of on slips of paper. Then put those slips of paper into a basket. Draw out anywhere between a dozen and a score of those slips of paper. Then craft a story around that. That's a good summary of the plot of Decipher, which is a veritable cornucopia of crazy conspiracy theories all jumbled up and mixed together in an entertaining Michael Crichton-esque tale that draws upon almost every Hollywood global disaster movie ever made. Here is just a sampling of what can be found in Decipher:


  • Corrupt corporation seeking to exploit a newly found resource for fun and profit? Check.

  • Equally corrupt CEO of said corporation attempting to grab the main phlebotinum in the story for profit? Check.

  • Corrupt Vatican suppressing historical documented evidence about the upcoming end of the world? Check.

  • Mysterious ruins created by an ancient race all linked together in a global network for an equally mysterious purpose? Check.

  • Smart, sassy, sexy female scientist? Check.

  • Cynical, world-weary anti-theist linguist who's only mission in life seems to be to disprove Christianity? Check.

  • Somewhat optimistic physicist who knows a lot more than he's letting on? (Also directly inspired by Dr. Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park--Pavlou even plagiarizes a speech from him) Check.

  • Unexplained solar storms that threaten the planet? Check.

  • Jewish mysticism confirmed by the existence of golems? Check.

  • Buckyball (Carbon-60) technology that can do whatever the plot demands? Check.

  • Brink of war between the United States and another major power (in this case, China)? Check.

  • The lost city of Atlantis rising again? Check.

I could go on, but I think you get the point. Although it's not a great book by any means (quite a bit of formulaic writing in many places), it does hit all the right notes and somehow makes all of these conspiracy theories work together. Some of them are presented solely through exposition as the characters work out the details of the global apocalyptic threat they face. I won't spoil the ending, but it's quite inventive and creative. You *know* (more or less) how the end of the story will play out, but the final resolution throws in a couple of cool twists that are foreshadowed earlier in the book, but don't quite register until the characters have their "AHA!" moment at the end. Entertaining and fast-paced.


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Shadow of the Leviathan Book 1 - The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett

In typical Robert Jackson Bennett fashion, he drops you into the middle of a strange and bizarre world with little explanation (at first) about what is going on. Over the course of the first few chapters, he interleaves the strange worldbuilding in with the actual events of the story. In this case, he's created a Holmes and Watson mystery-solving duo, but also drawing upon Nero Wolfe to create the lead investigator. A man has been murdered in the most gruesome manner under seemingly impossible circumstances, with equally inscrutable motives. Figuring out what happened and who administered the fatal blow prove to be relatively simple. Now Ana and Din have determine the real culprit who hired the assassin and the true motives behind the murder. I think I've figured out why I enjoy Robert Jackson Bennett's stories so much. They are very similar to Brandon Sanderson's form of storytelling in many ways (with a lot more profanity). Bennett always has an exciting and satisfying conclusion, as well.


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The Abyss Beyond Dreams by Peter F. Hamilton

This novel takes place within Hamilton's future history Commonwealth stories. It starts out a couple of hundred years before the events of the Void Trilogy (even though it was written several years later). Humans attempting to escape the galaxy to found a new extra-galactic colony are instead captured by the Void at the center of the Milky Way, where they have to learn to adapt to the strange new rules within the Void. Mental powers rule here instead of technology. They also have to defend themselves against a violent, shapeshifting race that seeks to dominate and replace the humans in the Void.

Three thousand Void years later, an infiltrator from the Commonwealth must unravel the secrets of the alien Fallers who are attempting to dominate the humans on Bienvenidos, as they may be they key to destroying the Void that threatens to overtake the external galaxy. To do that, he'll need to orchestrate a revolution to overthrow the current power structure.

WHAT I'VE ACQUIRED THIS PAST WEEK:


  • The Essential Life by author unknown -- This is a bit of a mystery. This book showed up on my doorstep this week, completely out of the blue. It did include a packing slip/invoice showing that it was sent to me by a man in Michigan unknown to me via eBay. It's quite a lovely book, actually, with a lot of excellent pictures and jam-packed with information about essential oils. Any Morons in Michigan want to 'fess up? I don't mind the gift. It was quite thoughtful.

The library in which I work (but do not work for) had their annual book sale this week. Naturally, I could not resist. I walked away with the following selections for the low, low price of $7 total.


  • A Passion for Books: A Book Lover's Treasury of Stories, Essays, Humor, Lore, and Lists on Collecting, Reading, Borrowing, Lending, Caring For, and Appreciating Books edited by Harold Rabinowitz and Rob Kaplan with a foreword by Ray Bradbury. -- This is exactly what it says on the cover: a book BY bibliophiles FOR bibliophiles.

  • The Last American Vampire by Seth Grahame-Smith -- This is the sequel to his novel Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and follows the adventures of vampire Henry Sturges across the first part of the twentieth century through JFK's assassination.

  • Edgar Allan Poe: The Fall of the House of Usher and Other Tales by Edgar Allan Poe -- For $1, why not have a selection of his classic stories? Poe was very influential in both the mystery and horror genres.

  • Darwin's Children by Greg Bear -- I've only read a handful of Greg Bear's stories, but I've enjoyed the ones I've read. So I decided to add a few more to my collection. This one features super-advanced children that may be conspiring to eliminate the "old" human race.

  • Vitals by Greg Bear -- Ah, the quest for immortality...It seldom works out well.

  • Psychlone by Greg Bear -- What happens when radical climate events develop a mind of their own? Or something to that effect...The blurb on the back of this book is quite vague.

PREVIOUS SUNDAY MORNING BOOK THREAD - 04-21-24 (NOTE: Do NOT comment on old threads!)

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Disclaimer: No Morons were harmed in the making of this Sunday Morning Book Thread. Don't drink the Amontillado!

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Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 08:59 AM (omVj0)

2 Sheesh. Too busy to read anything again. Three weeks of school left for the kid, and the garden needs tending. Why do all these things have to interfere with the Book Thread??

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 08:59 AM (0eaVi)

3 I believe that picture is one of Karl Lagerfeld's libraries.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, consulting the checklist at April 28, 2024 09:00 AM (PiwSw)

4 Tolle Lege.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, consulting the checklist at April 28, 2024 09:01 AM (PiwSw)

5 Tolle Legeup to the Tet Offensive in Mark Moyar Triumph Regained, Vietnam War 1965-68
Vietnam always was the North Vietnam Communist taking over South Vietnam, just as the North Koreans trying to take over South Korea. It cover just before this chapter the Marxists Seminaries colleges starting up their antiwar protests

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 09:03 AM (fwDg9)

6 Thanks for the Book Thread, Perfessor!

No way could I stand the library as pictured up top. Looks too sloppy and disorganized.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 09:04 AM (U3L4U)

7 Good morning fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week of reading.

Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024 09:04 AM (zudum)

8 Pefessor, Greg Bear also wrote (earlier in his career) a trilogy known as the Thistledown series (composed of Eon, Eternity, and Legacy), which I highly recommend.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2024 09:06 AM (PiwSw)

9 Flattered I am to be quoted!

I finished Streets of Laredo, both film and book, and found them both delightful. The casting in the TV miniseries was fine, too: James Garner as Woodrow Call, Charles Martin Smith (of American Graffiti) as the accountant sent out from Brooklyn to help Call hunt a train robber, Sissy Spacek as now-married schoolteacher (and former whore) Lorena, and Randy Quaid as historical gunman John Wesley Hardin.

About to get into Winter's Bone by Daniel Woodrell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:06 AM (omVj0)

10 Pefessor, Greg Bear also wrote (earlier in his career) a trilogy known as the Thistledown series (composed of Eon, Eternity, and Legacy), which I highly recommend.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2024 09:06 AM (PiwSw)
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I have Eon in paperback (which I read and enjoyed) and the entire Thistledown trilogy on Kindle, but haven't gotten around to reading the sequels yet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 09:08 AM (BpYfr)

11 Been a while since I was a librarian, but I'm fairly sure that when I was a librarian I would have gleefully fed anyone who wanted my shelves arranged as shown in the pic to rabid wolverines.

Judgemental? Maybe. Penalty too harsh? Naaah.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 09:08 AM (q3u5l)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 09:08 AM (T4tVD)

13 Now my electronic devices know Tolle Lege but it's been playing auto-cucumber lately.
I would be reading my book but the wife gets my tablet and doesn't give it up easily. It's been hard to put it down.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 09:09 AM (fwDg9)

14 Unlike Dame Barbara Cartland, I have actually read more books than I have written.

Posted by: Miklos challenges anyone to disprove this, Jack Smith included at April 28, 2024 09:10 AM (oGyF9)

15 This amused me
https://___flip.com/i/83frbr

Posted by: Ciampino - Looking everywhere at April 28, 2024 09:10 AM (qfLjt)

16 Speaking of words...

The word "vibe" is seemingly everywhere all at once.

The new Word du jour for the hip, i suppose. So-

Dig my vibe, sweet babies. Dig my vibe.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 09:11 AM (eDfFs)

17 The birdbath is quiet.

Too quiet.

Posted by: the yellow crested Hiyas at April 28, 2024 09:11 AM (oGyF9)

18 I have always enjoyed Poe. He was a master of short stories, and in Murders in the Rue Morgue, has a claim to have invented the detective story.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2024 09:11 AM (tbaCD)

19 Thats probably a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 28, 2024 09:12 AM (PXvVL)

20 On the Kindle I read Windrush by Malcolm Archibald. When Jack Windrush's father dies, as the eldest son Jack expects to inherit the family estate and to be commissioned in the elite Royal Malverns regiment, where his father was a general; but he is told he is the bastard son of a maid and his father. He is driven from the family and given a commission in the despised 113th foot. Determined to better himself and the reputation of his regiment, he acts bravely leading his men in the battle of Rangoon. A very good military fiction book. The first in a series of eleven.

Posted by: Zoltan at April 28, 2024 09:13 AM (gyCYJ)

21 Can't recall if I'd mentioned these already (senile, you know...), but Joseph Epstein has two new books out. First is Familiarity Breeds Content: New and Selected Essays. Second is an autobiography: Never Say You've Had a Lucky Life: Especially if You've Had a Lucky Life.

Both are delightful and highly recommended.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 09:13 AM (q3u5l)

22 Murders in the Rue Morgue, has a claim to have invented the detective story.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Does your dog bite?

And who minkey dis is?

Posted by: Inspector Mikleuseau at April 28, 2024 09:14 AM (oGyF9)

23 C'mon.....you KNOW what I'm gonna say about the Pants guy.......

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 09:15 AM (T4tVD)

24 Last week my library offered a tutorial on self-publishing using Pressbooks Public. If your local library is linked to this, you can create an account on Pressbooks Public website, and start building your e-book for free. Do any of you writers use it already? I've started assembling one of mine into a ready-to-publish e-book. It's easy to use.

There is also something called the Indie Author Project Annual Contest: https://tinyurl.com/2pu38ehe From what I can see on the Pressbooks website, you can submit your completed manuscript right from there. There are prizes, $2,500 to the 1st place winner and $500 each to two runner-ups in each genre (mystery, fantasy, etc.).

OrangeEnt, I'll post this on the Horde writers' site, if it's not there already.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:15 AM (omVj0)

25 Posted by: Zoltan

*moderate glare*

One.Hungarian.at.a.Time.

Posted by: Miklos does not wish to overlaod the System at April 28, 2024 09:15 AM (oGyF9)

26 Theres another addition of books that should be thrown bespite glossey cover and nice fixings ryder by nick pengelley concerns yet another peace treaty between israel and palestine disrupted by a bombing which ties to a purported deal 70 years between lawrence and haj amin husseini which would have cut out the jews obscene yes

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 28, 2024 09:16 AM (PXvVL)

27 Can't recall if I'd mentioned these already (senile, you know...), but Joseph Epstein has two new books out. First is Familiarity Breeds Content: New and Selected Essays. Second is an autobiography: Never Say You've Had a Lucky Life: Especially if You've Had a Lucky Life.

I thought he didn't kill himself.....

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 09:16 AM (T4tVD)

28 In "First Lensman," a woman whose male friends were expecting her to get a Lens as they did states outright that a woman can't become a Lensman because of the mental attitudes the Lens requires. She adds that there will be a Lady Lensman someday in the far future.

Wokies, stay away!


Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024 09:16 AM (p/isN)

29 If today's science fiction is tomorrow's fact, Roger Zelazny scored a bull's-eye with "My Name Is Legion" from 1969.* He conceived of the grid before the Internet existed.

The title character, unnamed, was a senior programmer for the ultimate, all-encompassing database -- and he grew to distrust it. With the acquiescence of his boss, who shared that opinion, he removed himself from the database and became an unperson. He is now a freelance undercover investigator for a leading detective agency. He gets his assignments in person from its founder and is paid in cash, each time in a secret rendezvous.

He built a trapdoor into the database that lets him take any name and pose as being qualified for his cover jobs.

Right now, he's James Madison (hmm?), attempting to clear a dolphin pod of killing two men at a research institute.

I'm enjoying this.

* The book is copyrighted 1976, but it consists of three stories, the first written in 1969.

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024 09:17 AM (p/isN)

30 I read "Let Us Now Be Famous Men" by Moron Author Len Nilinsky. The book was mentioned in an AoS comment that provided a download address, so I thought "why not?" This sci fi story is engaging and the main characters limited in number and very well developed. The story takes place on Terra (formerly known as Earth) and is a post-apocalyptic tale where the hero is a Veteran of the Black Ash, a nuclear war that destroyed most of the planet and the plant and animal species living on it. The vivid description of the ruin of present-day Terra is contrasted with museums showing, for example, the weather on pre-war Earth, including a rain shower in a green meadow. This was richly and emotionally described. The Vet is asked by the utopian government to help solve a robot problem on Luna (the moon) because no one else living has the requisite knowledge and experience. Well done and gripping story. (And this was my first e-book.)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 09:17 AM (U3L4U)

31 I just arrived at the part of The Abyss Beyond Dreams where political activists (i.e., terrorists) attack a city's water infrastructure.

It's not good, even though the forces *behind* the actions are striving to save the entire planet from hostile aliens...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 09:17 AM (BpYfr)

32 A novel that deserves to be read is The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. Often overshadowed by her magnum opus, this is the novel that made her later work possible. The Fountainhead was rejected by a dozen publishers before it was released, and then became a best seller, and Gary Cooper demanded to star in the movie version. This is the story of Howard Roark, an architect whose brilliant and original designs are too original for certain members of society to accept. He anonymously gives his designs to Peter Keating with the understanding that nothing is to be changed. Keating succumbs to the pressure of Ellsworth Toohey to modify the designs so that they will be "acceptable". In anger, Roark destroys the building, and is tried for arson. In his own defence, Roark presents to the court his view that a man's ideas are his own property, and that by modifying his design, those ideas were stolen, and it was his right to destroy them. This is the first display of Rand's focus - the individual against the collective. For people who might be intimidated by the massive size and scope of Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead is an excellent introduction to the mind and theories of Ayn Rand.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2024 09:17 AM (tbaCD)

33 JT --

Don't do that to me at this hour. For a minute there I thought maybe I'd typed Jeffrey instead of Joseph.

Have a heart, man. I haven't fixed the coffee yet...

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 09:18 AM (q3u5l)

34 3 I believe that picture is one of Karl Lagerfeld's libraries.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, consulting the checklist at April 28, 2024 09:00 AM (PiwSw)

His apartment in Paris. Style before functionality.

Posted by: GOP sux at April 28, 2024 09:18 AM (Zzbjj)

35 Last week my library offered a tutorial on self-publishing using Pressbooks Public. If your local library is linked to this, you can create an account on Pressbooks Public website, and start building your e-book for free. Do any of you writers use it already? I've started assembling one of mine into a ready-to-publish e-book. It's easy to use.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Dammit.

Should have returned that book back in '97. September 15th, if I recall.

Posted by: Miklos owes fines and penalties at April 28, 2024 09:18 AM (oGyF9)

36 This week I finished reading Into Thin Air, Jon Krakauer's account of the 1996 Mount Everest disaster (to which he was a party). I'd read portions before but never the whole thing.

It confirmed my desire never to scale a 29,000-foot mountain, ever.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2024 09:18 AM (g0Y4p)

37 Vietnam always was the North Vietnam Communist taking over South Vietnam, just as the North Koreans trying to take over South Korea. It cover just before this chapter the Marxists Seminaries colleges starting up their antiwar protests
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 09:03 AM (fwDg9)

Yup...I remember reading about how Diem was always first and foremost about invading the North and liberating it from the commies and how that idea was just "We Can't Do That!" but it was fine for the commies always wanting to subdue the South.

He was betrayed by the US.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 09:19 AM (R/m4+)

38 I have always enjoyed Poe. He was a master of short stories, and in Murders in the Rue Morgue, has a claim to have invented the detective story.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2024


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With that, yes, and two others, "The Mystery of Marie Roget" and "The Purloined Letter." "Rue Morgue" focuses on violent action in the course of the story; "Marie" is totally intellectual; "Letter" introduces the psychological element (though not in the way we'd use the term today) to the tale of crime.

I've never read it, but Poe also wrote a longer story called "Thou Art the Man" which is also considered to be a detective tale.

Dickens' Bleak House has a solid detective element, too, about five years after Poe's stories. I wonder if CD read them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:19 AM (omVj0)

39 For a further look at Karl Lagerfeld's book collection, here's a video:

https://youtu.be/6MFPLD1C8Pw

To skip over the non-book stuff, go to 6:38.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2024 09:20 AM (PiwSw)

40 Disparage no book, for it is also a part of this world.

Yeah, no. Lots of things that are part of this world deserve disparagement. Most of the Morning Report every weekday lists just a small sample.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 09:20 AM (/y8xj)

41 Picked up The Plague Dogs in a used bookstore yesterday and am already about a hundred pages in. Never read any Richard Adams until now and am liking it so far.
I’m gonna cry at the end, right?

Posted by: Buzzy Krumhunger at April 28, 2024 09:20 AM (c+icY)

42 Judgemental? Maybe. Penalty too harsh? Naaah.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 09:08 AM (q3u5l)
----

They deserve nothing less than the chair.

That lumpy one with the exposed spring. Hey, did something just move inside the back?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 28, 2024 09:20 AM (FkUwd)

43 Posted by: Zoltan

*moderate glare*

One.Hungarian.at.a.Time.
Posted by: Miklos does not wish to overlaod the System at April 28, 2024 09:15 AM (oGyF9)
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According to the AoSHQ Sunday Morning Book Thread bylaws, there is a two-Hungarian limit, so you are OK.

At least until the third Hungarian shows up...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 09:21 AM (BpYfr)

44 I also read Dark Star by Alan Furst. In 1937 Andre Szara is a survivor of Polish pogroms and the Russian civil war, and is a foreign correspondent for Pravda. He is recruited by the NKVD, Russia's secret intelligence service, and becomes deputy director of a Paris network. Not only must he navigate the perils of being a spy, but he must avoid being caught up in Stalin's purges.

Posted by: Zoltan at April 28, 2024 09:22 AM (gyCYJ)

45 Because the female channelers had not participated in the attempt to seal the Bore, their half of the True Source was untouched by the Dark One's taint.

My take-away from this Wheel of Time summary is that-

The Dark One cannot be Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 09:22 AM (eDfFs)

46 According to the AoSHQ Sunday Morning Book Thread bylaws, there is a two-Hungarian limit, so you are OK.

At least until the third Hungarian shows up...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 09:21 AM (BpYfr)


Szar!

Posted by: Zombie Bela Bartok at April 28, 2024 09:22 AM (PiwSw)

47 The Fountainhead is an excellent introduction to the mind and theories of Ayn Rand.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Good choice. I would add as a basic work "The Manufacture of Madness" by Thomas Szasz. In a bit of post-Corona retrospect, Szasz was quite prescient about the use of "medicine" and "science" to enforce compliance and conformity.

Posted by: Miklos reads at or above Grade Level at April 28, 2024 09:23 AM (oGyF9)

48 Good Sunday morning, horde!

I had a diverse reading week. I won't put it all in one post.

First, I started Butcher and Blackbird, by Brynne Weaver. It promised to be an entertaining concept: a romance develops between two serial killers, whose victims are other serial killers.

I didn't even finish the first chapter. It is written in present tense, which is almost always a deal breaker for me. You better have a really strong story and great characters to get me past present tense, and this doesn't cut it.

I am also too old for this book. I can read and enjoy YA, but this is all rebellious, foul-mouthed youth who are entirely too full of themselves. I threw them off my lawn and back into the library book return.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 09:23 AM (OX9vb)

49 Well, I finally did it and it's about time. I read The Screwtape Letters and Screwtape Proposes a Toast cover to cover. I've read bits here and there but never the whole thing. Lewis' writing, no matter the topic, is always a delight. The Screwtape Letters can be difficult at times because it is too prophetic and my blood pressure starts to rise.

I do wonder if Lewis was inspired by Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" (which is brilliant) when he used the approach he did in Screwtape.

Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024 09:23 AM (zudum)

50 Facts not in evidence

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 28, 2024 09:23 AM (PXvVL)

51 If today's science fiction is tomorrow's fact, Roger Zelazny scored a bull's-eye with "My Name Is Legion" from 1969.* He conceived of the grid before the Internet existed.

The title character, unnamed, was a senior programmer for the ultimate, all-encompassing database -- and he grew to distrust it. With the acquiescence of his boss, who shared that opinion, he removed himself from the database and became an unperson. He is now a freelance undercover investigator for a leading detective agency. He gets his assignments in person from its founder and is paid in cash, each time in a secret rendezvous.

He built a trapdoor into the database that lets him take any name and pose as being qualified for his cover jobs.

Right now, he's James Madison (hmm?), attempting to clear a dolphin pod of killing two men at a research institute.

I'm enjoying this.

* The book is copyrighted 1976, but it consists of three stories, the first written in 1969.
Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024


***
Is the novelette "Home Is the Hangman" in there? I read it in Analog in about '75, and I'm pretty sure it features the same shadowy investigator you mention.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:23 AM (omVj0)

52 Have a heart, man. I haven't fixed the coffee yet...
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 09:18 AM (q3u5l)

Was it broken ?

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 09:23 AM (T4tVD)

53 At least until the third Hungarian shows up...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Hotscakes, dahlinks!

Posted by: Eva Gabor at April 28, 2024 09:24 AM (oGyF9)

54 "Disparage no book, for it is also a part of this world."

************

Utter nonsense.

Some, if not many, books are worthy of disparagement.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2024 09:24 AM (l4B/J)

55 Read a thoroughly non-edifying novel in the Xeno canon, "Alien: The Cold Forge" by Alex White. The debacle at LV-426 was just a temporary setback for the nefarious Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Now they've set up a secure lab at a remote location in space where they can observe these adorable imps away from prying eyes.

Of course, things go horribly awry, as they are wont to do.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 28, 2024 09:24 AM (FkUwd)

56 Soviet Double Agent Anthony Blunt May Have Helped Hitler Too
In 1979 the art historian was outed as one of the Cambridge spies recruited by Stalin. Shocking new evidence suggests he may also have passed deadly secrets to the Nazis, Robert Verkaik reports


Lindemans had betrayed Operation Market Garden, the ambitious and ill-fated Allied airborne mission that dropped thousands of paratroopers into the Nazi-occupied Netherlands, the 80th anniversary of which falls this September. Had it succeeded, it would have kicked open the door to the heart of Germany and brought the conflict to a speedy end. In the event the Allies lost more than 17,000 men in what was to be their final defeat of the war.

https://tinyurl.com/vzwuvzsh
Un-paywalled story at the link. A long but great read.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 09:24 AM (vtyCZ)

57 About hillary although shes more a slorr

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 28, 2024 09:25 AM (PXvVL)

58 This week I read something I probably should have read forty years ago: _Double Star_ by Robert Heinlein. I don't know why I never got around to it. Maybe my school library didn't have a copy and it wasn't in print during my peak Heinlein years. Dunno.

Anyway, it's a great book, combining three of RAH's ongoing obsessions: space travel, practical politics, and the nature of identity. An actor is hired to go to Mars (SPACE TRAVEL) and impersonate a political leader (POLITICS) but gradually his own personality changes as he spends more time in character (IDENTITY).

It's full of all kinds of Problematic stuff, like a future monarchical world government run by the House of Orange, heterosexual relationships between men and women, Manifest Destiny, etc.

I liked it a lot, and now I wish I had read it back in the 1980s.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024 09:25 AM (78a2H)

59 As luck would have it, MI6’s man in Stockholm, Peter Falk, had befriended Kraemer’s housekeeper earlier that year and persuaded her to pass on intelligence. [!!!!]

In case the story gets removed, I copied it all to Word to keep; and if you're interested, you should bookmark the BCF blog page for its access to the Archive Org. link too.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 09:25 AM (vtyCZ)

60 About to get into Winter's Bone by Daniel Woodrell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:06 AM (omVj0)


Good book. Good writer. His other stuff is worth reading as well.

Bonus! The movie of "Winter's Bone" is good as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 09:25 AM (eDfFs)

61 The Dark One cannot be Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 09:22 AM (eDfFs)
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There is a Hillary Clinton-esque character who takes over the White Tower (bastion of the all-female Aes Sedai). She is not a Darkfriend, but she might as well be.

One of the protagonists tells Elaida to her face that the Dark One would be *embarrassed* to claim her, because she screws up everything she touches.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 09:25 AM (BpYfr)

62 I was checking out YouTube vids and happened upon Jackie Gleason.

Saw that he had written a book entitled "How Sweet it is "

I might buy it......

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 09:26 AM (T4tVD)

63 I have some books shelved horizontally. They lie atop other books that are vertical. Got to use every inch available.

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024 09:26 AM (p/isN)

64 I sympathize with that 'books bought/books read' graphic. My original goal this week was to whittle away at my to-be-read comic book pile. But my pile actually grew a bit, as two crowd-funded books arrived in the mail; on the same day, no less. So I read those while the excitement for them was fresh, and only later went back to what I was originally reading...

First of the new arrivals was "Beyond the Western Deep; Volume 3." A print collection of a webcomic. A very Redwall-inspired webcomic; woodland creatures wielding broadswords, a Squirrel-Otter alliance vs a Wolf kingdom vs Weasel tribesmen. I really enjoy it.

My only concern is whether the story will ever be finished. The creators aren't wasting their time with filler, or needlessly dragging out the story, they just don't update very quickly, and don't put a lot in each page. Granted, they've stuck with their story so far, but, still, we're in volume 3, and we're still in the 'expanding scope' phase of the epic tale.

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 28, 2024 09:26 AM (Lhaco)

65
He was betrayed by the US.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 09:19 AM (R/m4+)

What would you expect from university leftists and CIA manipulators?

Posted by: GOP sux at April 28, 2024 09:27 AM (Zzbjj)

66 Mark Moyar is backing up his books with North Vietnam records, he has pointed out many times already clames by the US government or some military high command was true if even if better shape than the North Vietnam really were. In the book McNamara has finally moved out of the government, he tried to play nice to the North Vietnam Communist continuing hoping they would give up.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 09:28 AM (fwDg9)

67 Some, if not many, books are worthy of disparagement.
Posted by: Muldoon

Many books have been written by people who can not spell "disparagement".

Posted by: Miklos thinks they get big advances anyway at April 28, 2024 09:29 AM (oGyF9)

68 Yes how did weyland yutani not consider that would have to go pearshaped they are parasites with acid for blood but enough about the execs

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 28, 2024 09:29 AM (PXvVL)

69 Now they've set up a secure lab at a remote location in space where they can observe these adorable imps away from prying eyes.

Of course, things go horribly awry, as they are wont to do.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 28, 2024 09:24 AM (FkUwd)
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This is the first time I've ever heard the xenomorphs described as "adorable imps."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 09:30 AM (BpYfr)

70 I liked it a lot, and now I wish I had read it back in the 1980s.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024 09:25 AM (78a2H)


I loved all of Heinlein's Juveniles, from Rocket Ship Galileo to Have Space Suit--Will Travel.

https://is.gd/aw2RIm

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2024 09:30 AM (PiwSw)

71 People who can’t return a ‘good morning, to a guy wearing a badge.
This is the plot I try to flip real-time every day.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 09:30 AM (NxC5+)

72 I only store some small paperbacks horizontally, but that's to take advantage of limited space on a short shelf. They slide in and out easily.

Worst, in ascending order:

* Horizontal
* Sorted by color
* Spines to the back

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 28, 2024 09:30 AM (FkUwd)

73 Un-paywalled story at the link. A long but great read.
Posted by: andycanuck

Wow-fuck-wow

Thank you

Posted by: Miklos is very interested at April 28, 2024 09:31 AM (oGyF9)

74 @51 --

"Home Is the Hangman" is the third story in the book. Copyright 1975.

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024 09:31 AM (p/isN)

75 They should have adapted more heinlein

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 28, 2024 09:32 AM (PXvVL)

76 Perfessor writes, "If you want a good snapshot of what life was like in Hollywood over a hundred years ago, Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing's Theda Bara stories are an excellent example. Interesting characters, lively dialog, and just nice slice-of-life prose to make you feel immersed in that time."

I have trouble thinking of the mid-1920s as a hundred years ago! In some ways my brain is still stuck in the mid-'60s, when I as a teen discovered Ellery Queen (debuted 1929) and Nero Wolfe (1934). So a story set in 1925 Hollywood *seems* to me to be only about forty years back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:32 AM (omVj0)

77 Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 09:24 AM (vtyCZ)


Very interesting, if despicable. I guessed before opening the article that Blunt's motive was to ensure the Soviets grabbed as much of Europe as possible.

"The Crown" suggests that Blunt was protected after his espionage came to light in the 1960s because he knew too many of the Royal Family's secrets.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2024 09:33 AM (g0Y4p)

78
"Home Is the Hangman" is the third story in the book. Copyright 1975.
Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024


***
Then I need to find My Name Is Legion and re-read all three!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:33 AM (omVj0)

79 I have some books shelved horizontally. They lie atop other books that are vertical. Got to use every inch available.
Posted by: Weak Geek


I have some of that going on as well. Just not enough bookshelves.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2024 09:34 AM (tbaCD)

80 Also reading Chris Harding Thornton's "Little Underworld", which takes place in Omaha in 1930. It's like if Charles Dickens and William Kennedy collaborated on a Depression-era crime story. Very grungy and funny. Everybody is on the take, but there are rules, sir!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 28, 2024 09:35 AM (FkUwd)

81 This week I read something I probably should have read forty years ago: _Double Star_ by Robert Heinlein. I don't know why I never got around to it. Maybe my school library didn't have a copy and it wasn't in print during my peak Heinlein years. Dunno. . . .

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024


***
I have it in a collection, A Heinlein Trio, with The Door Into Summer and The Puppet Masters. Those were three "adult" SF novels he penned in the '50s while he was also occupied with his young adult novels or "juveniles."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:37 AM (omVj0)

82 JT -- Yes, the coffee was broken. If it isn't in liquid form ready to drink, it needs fixing.

Heinlein -- Haven't read Double Star in decades. Another one I should revisit soon.

Wolfus, "Home Is the Hangman" is included in Zelazny's My Name Is Legion. Think it's available by itself in the Kindle store as well.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 09:37 AM (q3u5l)

83 The only problem when reading CS Lewis is avoiding the many, many rabbit holes that appear. Reading The Screwtape Letters, mentioned above, led to rereading Swift's "A Modest Proposal", then Kipling's "Gods of the Copybook Headings" and some of his other poetry. Fortunately, I enjoy the rabbit holes and gave up on avoiding them years ago. (Another benefit of being retired. There's time for rabbit holes.)

Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024 09:38 AM (zudum)

84 It has a ton of great one-liners: "L.A. has no landmarks, only placeholders for the next Tim Horton's."

Posted by: All Hail Eris


That's bait, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 09:38 AM (IG4Id)

85 SQUOT?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 09:38 AM (6EiMS)

86 My schedule has changed such that I am required to hang out in a different town for three hours twice a week. Fortunately, I have a library card for that town, and also a bunch of research I need to do for my Materia Medica (although I will use my own reference material for that) so I have plenty to keep me occupied.

Since I was at the library anyway, I decided to look at the Brandon Sanderson section and got the novella Edgedancer, a reread, and the fourth Stormlight book Rhythms of War. It's been a while since I've actually read a book instead of listening to one. In some ways I resent the required time and focused attention (as well as the personal wear and tear from holding a doorstop of a book) but I'm already done with Edgedancer and into part two of RoW.

I had forgotten how much I enjoyed Sanderson's writing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2024 09:39 AM (XjtdB)

87 I have some books shelved horizontally.

I have a few oversized books but not enough of them to adjust a shelf to make room for them vertically so they get shelved horizontally with undersized ones on top of them.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 09:39 AM (/y8xj)

88 Thanks to whomever mentioned "Disorder in the Court"

Its on YouTube...in case you've forgotten how truly funny Curly could be.

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 09:40 AM (T4tVD)

89 I have always enjoyed Poe.

In addition to the crime and horror, Poe was one of the greatest "technical" poets, a subject rarely considered anymore. He created new rhyme schemes and metrical foot patterns based on Latin and Greek, a neat trick because they don't use syllabic meter or rhyme in a way that we recognize in our language. Undertaking his proto-Romantic subject matter is a slog for moderns, but just look at the way he builds them and you'll be awe-struck. He went to West Point, you know.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 28, 2024 09:40 AM (zdLoL)

90 SQUOT?
Posted by: fd

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 09:41 AM (T4tVD)

91 (continued from 64) The second package I got this week had a pair of Red Sonja books; a short comic written by a cosplayer, and then a random trade-paperback. I'm not sure why the publisher felt the need to crowdfund this, but I'm a sucker for Red Sonja (the archtypical warrior-woman in a chainmail-bikini) and they added a perk where they'd throw in a random trade-paperback for $1 extra, so I took a gamble and ordered it.

I didn't looks that gamble, but I didn't win either. I got "Red Sonja: Worlds Away" volume 1. It's an okay book, but I already have a copy. The story involves Sonja getting magicked into the present day. that's not a plotline I usually enjoy, I prefer my sword-and-sorcery well separated from my modern day world...But at least the author did some fun stuff with the concept.

Overall, both books were enjoyable. They both had good art, and (more importantly) they both had a writer that wasn't ashamed to be writing a Red Sonja story! That last bit may sound like a low bar, but I've read more than one story-arc that failed to cross it. Nothing ruins a story worse than an author who hates the basic concept of the franchise...

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 28, 2024 09:41 AM (Lhaco)

92 In addition to the crime and horror, Poe was one of the greatest "technical" poets, a subject rarely considered anymore. He created new rhyme schemes and metrical foot patterns based on Latin and Greek, a neat trick because they don't use syllabic meter or rhyme in a way that we recognize in our language. Undertaking his proto-Romantic subject matter is a slog for moderns, but just look at the way he builds them and you'll be awe-struck. He went to West Point, you know.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver


Yeah, that Homeric addiction will kill ya'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 09:41 AM (IG4Id)

93 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!" and is always grateful to hang out here with her graybox friends...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 09:42 AM (BpYfr)

94 Poe was an editor before he became an author, and it shows.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2024 09:43 AM (tbaCD)

95 >>> 61 The Dark One cannot be Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 09:22 AM (eDfFs)
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There is a Hillary Clinton-esque character who takes over the White Tower (bastion of the all-female Aes Sedai). She is not a Darkfriend, but she might as well be.

One of the protagonists tells Elaida to her face that the Dark One would be *embarrassed* to claim her, because she screws up everything she touches.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 09:25 AM (BpYfr)

I wasn't positioned for success!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 28, 2024 09:43 AM (llON8)

96 Also in my current pile from the library, two more Larry McMurtry books: Boone's Lick, a nineteenth-century Western; and When the Light Goes, the fourth (I think) about Duane Moore of The Last Picture Show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:44 AM (omVj0)

97 I wasn't positioned for success!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 28, 2024 09:43 AM (llON


Yes you were.

Posted by: Willie Brown at April 28, 2024 09:44 AM (PiwSw)

98 I've also just started reading a book about the Chevalier d'Eon. It's refreshingly free of modern gender-identity/queerness bullshit . . . but only because it's stuffed full of 1950s-60s Freudian bullshit. Still, fascinating person living in a fascinating age.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024 09:44 AM (78a2H)

99 Well kamala...phrasing

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 28, 2024 09:44 AM (PXvVL)

100 @56 --

I clicked on the link to the Blunt story, and it was only three paragraphs, none of which mentioned Blunt. What gives?

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024 09:45 AM (p/isN)

101 "SQUOT?
Posted by: fd

Gesundheidt !
Posted by: JT"

This squirrel-otter alliance seems dangerous. As if we don't have enough to deal with.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 09:45 AM (6EiMS)

102 In addition to the crime and horror, Poe was one of the greatest "technical" poets, a subject rarely considered anymore. He created new rhyme schemes and metrical foot patterns based on Latin and Greek, a neat trick because they don't use syllabic meter or rhyme in a way that we recognize in our language. . . .
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

I'm gonna go with Dante Alighieri for repeated foot patterns throughout a major work.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 09:45 AM (WXNFJ)

103 Very interesting, if despicable. I guessed before opening the article that Blunt's motive was to ensure the Soviets grabbed as much of Europe as possible.
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Yes.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 09:45 AM (vtyCZ)

104 I'm currently re-reading Robertson Davies Fifth Business, which I last read some half-century ago. I an as engaged now as I was then, perhaps more so. It is the first book in his Deptford Trilogy. Penguin has published the entire trilogy in a single volume.
I cannot recommend this book and its subsequent volumes too highly. When you read it, look up his allusions. His passing mentions of obscure myths and books are worth pursuing, as they illuminate and deepen the story.

Posted by: ameryx at April 28, 2024 09:45 AM (q9OK+)

105 101 "SQUOT?
Posted by: fd

Gesundheidt !
Posted by: JT"

This squirrel-otter alliance seems dangerous. As if we don't have enough to deal with.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 09:45 AM (6EiMS)


Indeed.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 28, 2024 09:46 AM (PiwSw)

106 About to get into Winter's Bone by Daniel Woodrell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024
*
Good book. Good writer. His other stuff is worth reading as well.

Bonus! The movie of "Winter's Bone" is good as well.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024


***
The poetic, "writerly" language in Chapter One almost turned me off. I kept going, and the language and the characters are growing on me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:46 AM (omVj0)

107 Thanks for The Book Thread perfessor !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 09:48 AM (T4tVD)

108 I'm currently re-reading Robertson Davies Fifth Business, which I last read some half-century ago. I an as engaged now as I was then, perhaps more so. It is the first book in his Deptford Trilogy. Penguin has published the entire trilogy in a single volume.
I cannot recommend this book and its subsequent volumes too highly. When you read it, look up his allusions. His passing mentions of obscure myths and books are worth pursuing, as they illuminate and deepen the story.
Posted by: ameryx at April 28, 2024


***
I lucked across his work when I lived in Denver and have read most of his stuff. He was an actor-manager in real life; he knew how to make a story dramatic without shading it into melodrama. I refer to Davies as the Canadian Somerset Maugham. (Maugham was also in the theatre world as a playwright.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 09:48 AM (omVj0)

109 No reading this week for me - still too busy with unpacking, getting things from the old house, etc. I did manage to order another book, however, since I need some guidance on grounding the ham radio station I will eventually set up. That raises the prospect of having to drill a hole in the garage wall, run a copper rod into the ground, etc.

Posted by: PabloD at April 28, 2024 09:49 AM (lk8z6)

110 I clicked on the link to the Blunt story, and it was only three paragraphs, none of which mentioned Blunt. What gives?
Posted by: Weak Geek
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The hot-link to the Times story is in the red text "defeat of the war" last words of that third paragraph.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 09:49 AM (vtyCZ)

111 Wow-fuck-wow

Thank you
Posted by: Miklos is very interested
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You're welcome. News to me too and the rest of the world as well I guess!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 09:51 AM (vtyCZ)

112 That raises the prospect of having to drill a hole in the garage wall, run a copper rod into the ground, etc.
Posted by: PabloD at April 28, 2024 09:49 AM (lk8z6)


Do you have a window in the garage?

https://is.gd/Rknlzz

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2024 09:52 AM (PiwSw)

113 Later to the party on this, but-

I finished "The Attack" this week.

Very smartly written "World War Z" type fake historical record of a massive Oct 7th type attack(!) of the US and its aftermath.

Grounded well in today's "vibe", so that it seems like you're reading about a real event. Esp, as reality seems to be cooperating in the form of Hamas support among Our Betters in Ivy League schools.

Great assortment of viewpoints from the average everyday guy to the fuck-all-y'all I got mine prepper to
a member of the reaper squad sent out to clean up to the hapless/useless politicians, etc.

Again very smartly written. Gives just enough description to let you know what happen, but does not wallow in the violence. Schichter lets the teller's disgust and horror convert the experience to you. Also he gives you a good insight into the sorts of people who outright or kinda sorta maybe support the terrorists.

Schichter occasionally breaks his own narrative when he indulges in his taste for satire, but then something compelling comes along right after and you're back in the story.

Well-done. Should be a movie or series but won't be(politics, yo!). Good clean writing.
Recommended.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 09:52 AM (eDfFs)

114 I read Slack Tide, by RKF Adams, which is a Moron-written book that I've had in my kindle unlimited selections for about a year and just hadn't read yet.

It's in the Perfessor's Moron Library link.

A retired Marine whose passion is bonsai gets dragged into taking down a child slavery operation.

It was a good adventure, with a mostly satisfying conclusion (you can't save them all, so you save who you can). Needs some more editing for occasional grammar errors and typos, but not too much.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 09:52 AM (OX9vb)

115 @110 --

That's more like it. Thank you!

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024 09:52 AM (p/isN)

116 Fetterman might be a Golem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

117 I read "Let Us Now Be Famous Men" by Moron Author Len Nilinsky. The book was mentioned in an AoS comment that provided a download address, so I thought "why not?"

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 09:17 AM (U3L4U)

And on A Literary Horde! You can still join, if anyone wants to.... (end plug)

Wolfus, go ahead and post about it, I never heard about it. I'm sure there are a few authors here who would participate.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:55 AM (0eaVi)

118 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!" and is always grateful to hang out here with her graybox friends...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 09:42 AM (BpYfr)
* * * *
*scritches to Kaylee* and "hello" back at 'cha!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 09:55 AM (U3L4U)

119 20 On the Kindle I read Windrush by Malcolm Archibald. When Jack Windrush's father dies, as the eldest son Jack expects to inherit the family estate and to be commissioned in the elite Royal Malverns regiment, where his father was a general; but he is told he is the bastard son of a maid and his father. He is driven from the family and given a commission in the despised 113th foot. Determined to better himself and the reputation of his regiment, he acts bravely leading his men in the battle of Rangoon. A very good military fiction book. The first in a series of eleven.
Posted by: Zoltan at April 28, 2024 09:13 AM (gyCYJ)

Huh. the kindle version of that book is currently listed at 'free.' Looks like I have yet another novel in my kindle library....

Anyways, sounds like a story to compare to the "Sharpe's Rifles" novels when I get around to reading it. Which may be after I read "The Complete Fletcher Adventures" (digital) boxset which I just bought because it was less than 2 bucks. That's a series of naval adventures, which I imagine I would compare to Horatio Hornblower.

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 28, 2024 09:55 AM (Lhaco)

120 You're welcome, Weak Geek.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 09:56 AM (vtyCZ)

121 Been a few years there is a very good Soviet miniseries on a WWII spy story, a German high officer is a Soviet spy. Don't remember title

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 09:57 AM (fwDg9)

122 I am working my way through Walt Kelle\y's The Incomplete Pogo.
Walt Kelly was a well regarded newspaper strip cartoonist, with the animal cast of the swamp, including the main character Possum Pogo, Albert the Alligator, Jake the Snake, Mrs Beaver, and others. Kelly was an excellent illustrator, as you would expect from a ex-Disney illustrator, but I find his humor to be very subtle and full of references to political and social tropes of the 50's which escape me. Pogo's skiff, for example, is named for various political figures of the time, but I have no idea the importance of it.

I recognize how influential he was to strips like Bloom County, Over the Hedge and Calvin and Hobbes.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 09:59 AM (D7oie)

123 According to the AoSHQ Sunday Morning Book Thread bylaws, there is a two-Hungarian limit, so you are OK.

At least until the third Hungarian shows up...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 09:21 AM (BpYfr)

Aw crap!

(nah, not really. grandma was born in Hungary, but was German)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:59 AM (0eaVi)

124 Just finished "The Gargoyle" by Andrew Davidson. Horribly burned pr0n star finds love and redemption with a grotesque sculptor who claims to have known him and loved him 700 years before in Medieval Germany. I cannot recommend this book more highly. It is an astonishing tale.

Re-reading "Shogun" by James Clavell, after having been pleased but vaguely disappointed in the 10 part Hulu series that just ended. Realized that though the series was fantastic, it just couldn't capture the enormous amount of internal dialogue and intrigue that the book's characters were always ruminating on as they pretended to be polite to each other. I love this book.

Also just picked up "Your Designed Body" by Steve Laufman and Dr. Howard Glicksman, about how insanely complicated our bodies are and how that complexity disproves Darwinian evolution.

Finally, picked up "Greatest Hits," a Harlan Ellison retrospective edited by Michael Straczynski. Ellison was an insufferable that, but the man could write.

Oh! And lest I forget, Alastair Reynolds has a third novel in the Prefect Dreyfus Emergencies sub-series within his Revelation Space universe, called "Machine Vendetta." Looking forward to this one.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2024 09:59 AM (/RHNq)

125 I'm currently re-reading Robertson Davies Fifth Business, which I last read some half-century ago. I an as engaged now as I was then, perhaps more so. It is the first book in his Deptford Trilogy. Penguin has published the entire trilogy in a single volume.
I cannot recommend this book and its subsequent volumes too highly. When you read it, look up his allusions. His passing mentions of obscure myths and books are worth pursuing, as they illuminate and deepen the story.
Posted by: ameryx at April 28, 2024 09:45 AM (q9OK+)


Robertson Davies is one of my faves. A very immersive writer.

I recently found "The Deptford Trilogy" in a beautiful Folio Society edition at a used book store for el cheapo. So, I'll be rereading it soon.

I particularly like how Davies joie de vivre always comes through in his writings and storytelling.

Great characters. Great stories. Great writing.

What's not to like?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 10:00 AM (eDfFs)

126 In anger, Roark destroys the building, and is tried for arson. In his own defence, Roark presents to the court his view that a man's ideas are his own property, and that by modifying his design, those ideas were stolen, and it was his right to destroy them. This is the first display of Rand's focus - the individual against the collective. For people who might be intimidated by the massive size and scope of Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead is an excellent introduction to the mind and theories of Ayn Rand.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2024 09:17 AM (tbaCD)

Oooh, that just rubs me the wrong way. The building may have been his idea, but it took the work (and money) of many, many other people to actually create. While he has the right to be indignant and angry...I can't find any sympathy for actual destruction...

....But that's just my immediate reaction from reading the blurb....

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 28, 2024 10:02 AM (Lhaco)

127 A retired Marine whose passion is bonsai gets dragged into taking down a child slavery operation.
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Treedom!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 10:02 AM (vtyCZ)

128 It was a love note to frank lloyd wright

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 28, 2024 10:02 AM (PXvVL)

129 And yes it was part of the obtuseness of rand

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 28, 2024 10:03 AM (PXvVL)

130 It's full of all kinds of Problematic stuff, like a future monarchical world government run by the House of Orange, heterosexual relationships between men and women, Manifest Destiny, etc.

I liked it a lot, and now I wish I had read it back in the 1980s.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024 09:25 AM (78a2H)

Thanks for spilling the beans, there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:03 AM (0eaVi)

131 @122 --

The hot skunk woman who was a member of the X-Men's allies the Starjammers took her name from Pogo's Mam'selle Hephzibah, who was also a hot skunk woman.

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024 10:04 AM (p/isN)

132 I have come to the conclusion that if a book series I like is being made into a movie or TV series, I am probably going to hate it. I'm looking at you Rings of Power and Wheel of Time. I know changes need to be made to translate to the visual medium, but really. I watched 30 minutes of the Wheel of Time and couldn't do any more. It's not the same story in any sense at all. A town that has been isolated for centuries and is as diverse as walking down a street in NYC. Just Depressing.

Posted by: EyeofSauron at April 28, 2024 10:04 AM (u0bih)

133 Perfessor, thanks for "Perfessor Squirrel's Library" on libib. It is an invaluable resource for all things bookish. Please know how much we appreciate your hard work in amassing this collection and in keeping it updated!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 10:05 AM (U3L4U)

134 The mention of Ayn Rand earlier reminded me that I don't care for her books as much as I used to. I've read, and re-read, The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged as well as most of her other books. But her characters and situations seem somewhat wooden for my current taste. The settings are very urban-based and I don't like cities. And the presumption that new is always better, and immensely better, is part of what drives me nuts about present culture.

Which only goes to show how people can change even if the books are the same.

Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024 10:05 AM (zudum)

135 Yeah, wait a minute . . . if your idea was _changed_, then it isn't your idea (at least not entirely) any more, so how can it be "stolen"?

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024 10:06 AM (78a2H)

136 Perfessor, thanks for "Perfessor Squirrel's Library" on libib. It is an invaluable resource for all things bookish. Please know how much we appreciate your hard work in amassing this collection and in keeping it updated!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 10:05 AM (U3L4U)
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Thank you! That means a lot. Every week we have so many excellent recommendations from the Horde. I thought it would be a pity for all of them to be lost in the ether...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 10:07 AM (BpYfr)

137 I recently rewatched The Streets of Laredo miniseries, very good. That is McMurtry's official sequel to Lonesome Dove; there was another sequel made by ABC but McMurtry had sold them the rights and washed his hands of that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 10:08 AM (q3gwH)

138 The settings are very urban-based and I don't like cities. And the presumption that new is always better, and immensely better, is part of what drives me nuts about present culture.
Posted by: JTB


Not sure what a 'rural' based Atlas Shrugged would read like.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 10:08 AM (IG4Id)

139 (nah, not really. grandma was born in Hungary, but was German)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:59 AM (0eaVi)
===
Please submit your papers to the State of California Genealogy Office.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:08 AM (RIvkX)

140 I found a book on Google about the history of this town. Finally bought it and found it enjoyable. Stories about the folks that first settled the area and pictures of some of the businesses. I think some of the buildings still stand and I want to match the photos to them. Not a thick book by any means.

I should try and find books on the communities here. I visited Nicodemus last week. It's a National Historic site. It was settled by freed slaves from KY. Not much of it left now, but they do try to tell you the history of the town.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 10:09 AM (yeEu9)

141
I saw Hot Skunk Woman open a Gwenyth Paltrow Candle Boutique in Manhattan in 2009.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 10:10 AM (eDfFs)

142 My favorite Pogo strip is just Pogo and Porky Pine in their boat musing about "folks with ad-vanced brains" on other planets. Or maybe they don't exist and maybe our intellects is the most ad-vanced.

"Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought."

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024 10:12 AM (78a2H)

143 Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:55 AM (0eaVi)

How does one go about joining the Literary Horde?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2024 10:12 AM (XjtdB)

144 Perfessor, thanks for "Perfessor Squirrel's Library" on libib. It is an invaluable resource for all things bookish. Please know how much we appreciate your hard work in amassing this collection and in keeping it updated!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 10:05 AM (U3L4U)

Ditto this. I refer to it often.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 10:13 AM (OX9vb)

145 I recently rewatched The Streets of Laredo miniseries, very good. That is McMurtry's official sequel to Lonesome Dove; there was another sequel made by ABC but McMurtry had sold them the rights and washed his hands of that one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024


***
There were also two prequels, both based on LM's novels: Dead Man's Walk, showcasing the young, new-to-the-Texas Rangers Gus and Woodrow before the Civil War; and Comanche Moon, about their heyday as Rangers during and just after the war. LM and his long-time writing partner, Diana Ossana, adapted both and stuck closely to the books.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:14 AM (omVj0)

146 Ellsworth toohey is supposed to be the wise one by all the right people

But roarks solution is wrong

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 28, 2024 10:14 AM (PXvVL)

147 Seriously, how is Atlas Shrugged 'urban'? I get that people hate it, but 'urban'?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 10:14 AM (IG4Id)

148 Shadout Mapes - nope, no window in the garage, and no readily visible grounding point such as a cold water pipe.

Posted by: PabloD at April 28, 2024 10:14 AM (lk8z6)

149 Also-

The local Big University Library (University of South Carolina, not that Johnny-come-lately USC in Kalofornica) has a deal whereby, for a minimum $50 annual gift, you get borrowing privileges.

Maybe other big university libraries have the same.

Posted by: Miklos has book he ain't even read yet at April 28, 2024 10:15 AM (oGyF9)

150 Oooh, that just rubs me the wrong way. The building may have been his idea, but it took the work (and money) of many, many other people to actually create. While he has the right to be indignant and angry...I can't find any sympathy for actual destruction...

....But that's just my immediate reaction from reading the blurb....
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 28, 2024 10:02 AM (Lhaco)

Same.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2024 10:15 AM (XjtdB)

151 122 I am working my way through Walt Kelle\y's The Incomplete Pogo.
Walt Kelly was a well regarded newspaper strip cartoonist, with the animal cast of the swamp, including the main character Possum Pogo, Albert the Alligator, Jake the Snake, Mrs Beaver, and others. Kelly was an excellent illustrator, as you would expect from a ex-Disney illustrator, but I find his humor to be very subtle and full of references to political and social tropes of the 50's which escape me. Pogo's skiff, for example, is named for various political figures of the time, but I have no idea the importance of it.

I recognize how influential he was to strips like Bloom County, Over the Hedge and Calvin and Hobbes.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 09:59 AM (D7oie)

I've never read Pogo, but I've known of it for a while. I think Bill Watterson specifically called out Pogo as an inspiration in the "Calvin and Hobbes 10th Anniversary Book", which had a lot of creator commentary in it...

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 28, 2024 10:16 AM (Lhaco)

152 More than half of Fountainhead takes place way, way out in the country. Maybe you're just not paying attention?

There are a hundred reasons to disdain Rand, all authored by Alger Hiss.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 28, 2024 10:16 AM (zdLoL)

153 So I've been getting Pooky's perspective on the WH40K controversy over the past week. He loves the tabletop game (but can never find someone to play it with him), is a huge fan of the video games, and loves the lore (Dan Abnett is his favorite WH40K author). So, to me, a WH40K expert.

His take is that while this Adeptus Custodes change might be a precursor to something woke, it's not woke. The language around the Adeptus Custodes has been ambiguous enough to support the idea that they might be female, although there's apparently a higher-up in the company who has basically said "over my dead body." Well, although I don't think he's dead, GW had an unfortunate leak of a featured female Custodes before their new codex was released. That leak certainly could have been handled better, and they should really fire whoever was running their Twitter account (or force them to read 1984 to learn the meaning behind "We have always been at war with Eastasia"). In general, the whole mess is a yellow flag, and fans should probably exercise caution in going forward.

Posted by: pookysgirl, your intrepid grimdark reporter at April 28, 2024 10:17 AM (dtlDP)

154 Not sure what a 'rural' based Atlas Shrugged would read like.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 10:08 AM (IG4Id)


Roark: Now, look here. Y'all cain't go puttin' persimmons in my Roark Ol' Kentucky Apple 'Shine.

My 'shine's aged with apples, ding-dang it! An I won't continence no messing with my original formula what I done thunk up all by myself.

You better run for them high-hills boys. I'm blowin' this here still skyhigh!!!

...

Posted by: Excerpt from "Cousin Atlas Has a Hissy" Ayna Mae Rand at April 28, 2024 10:17 AM (eDfFs)

155 Oooh, that just rubs me the wrong way.

Dude

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein's ficus at April 28, 2024 10:18 AM (oGyF9)

156 Seriously, how is Atlas Shrugged 'urban'? I get that people hate it, but 'urban'?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024


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Not, I think, "urban" like Charlemagne Tha God's radio show or visiting hip-hop/rap clubs or wearing your jeans down around your butt, but involving the life and work of people in cities.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:18 AM (omVj0)

157 There are a hundred reasons to disdain Rand, all authored by Alger Hiss.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 28, 2024 10:16 AM (zdLoL)

I thought it was Chambers who wrote an article raking Rand over the coals.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2024 10:19 AM (XjtdB)

158 The secret hide-out in Atlas was supposed to be in the Colorado mountains, yes? It's stupid, I get that. I mean, it's a flipped, retard Platonic fantasy, but urban?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 10:20 AM (IG4Id)

159 Oooh, that just rubs me the wrong way. The building may have been his idea, but it took the work (and money) of many, many other people to actually create. While he has the right to be indignant and angry...I can't find any sympathy for actual destruction...

....But that's just my immediate reaction from reading the blurb....
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 28, 2024 10:02 AM (Lhaco)

Well, he made up for it by purchasing an island and granting fantasies to people.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:20 AM (0eaVi)

160 I’m gonna cry at the end, right?

Posted by: Buzzy Krumhunger




I've never read The Plague Dogs, so unknown on the crying at the end issue.

Adams' "Watership Down" and "Shardick" are both legendary novels that might make you cry. Very highly recommended.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2024 10:20 AM (/RHNq)

161 On audio this week, I've been listening to Rivers of London, by Ben Aaronovitch. I think vmom mentioned this series.

A young London cop gets assigned, because reasons, to a secret, supernatural detective division. In this story, the male and female gods of the Thames are having a spat, and it's spilling into the mortal world.

Magic isn't my favorite genre, but I love this reader so much, that I may listen to the entire series.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 10:21 AM (OX9vb)

162 Excerpt from "Cousin Atlas Has a Hissy" Ayna Mae Rand

I read that in an imagined William Faulkner voice.

Also, Ole Yeller died.

Posted by: Miklos, wiping away a tear at April 28, 2024 10:21 AM (oGyF9)

163 I lucked across his work when I lived in Denver and have read most of his stuff. He was an actor-manager in real life; he knew how to make a story dramatic without shading it into melodrama. I refer to Davies as the Canadian Somerset Maugham. (Maugham was also in the theatre world as a playwright.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024


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I checked, and Davies was, like Maugham, more a playwright than an actor or manager. But both were strongly connected to the theatre. It probably helped their novels and short stories quite a bit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:22 AM (omVj0)

164 Thank you! That means a lot. Every week we have so many excellent recommendations from the Horde. I thought it would be a pity for all of them to be lost in the ether...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 10:07 AM (BpYfr)

I haven't looked, but maybe a permalink to it on the BT, Perf?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:23 AM (0eaVi)

165 Greetings, O Book Thread!
- Always nice to see buckyballs mentioned. I did basic research on them when they first came out AND did a very well-attended talk at a science fiction con (Bucconeeer) that made them their official con molecule
- Greg Bear lived just up the road from me and we attended parties at each other's houses. He was a sweet and very helpful man that is much missed in the writing community.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at April 28, 2024 10:23 AM (Sebkt)

166 wearing your jeans down around your butt,
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

Is that wrong? Somebody should have told me if that is wrong.

Posted by: The Youth of TODAY are YOUR FUTURE at April 28, 2024 10:24 AM (oGyF9)

167 'Cause, i always miss that link.........

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:24 AM (0eaVi)

168 My dad had all the published pogo books (compilations) from the 50's, I found them and read them as a kid. My first introduction to really good political satire.
The best, and most famous line from Pogo: "We have met the Enemy, and He is Us."

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2024 10:25 AM (q3gwH)

169 Please submit your papers to the State of California Genealogy Office.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:08 AM (RIvkX)

Nope. Don't live there. Also, my state has a standing SSS order for Commiefornians.

Besides, the LDS probably has all that already....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:26 AM (0eaVi)

170 167 'Cause, i always miss that link.........
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:24 AM (0eaVi)

*ahem

It's always just before What I've Been Reading This Week

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 10:26 AM (OX9vb)

171 Wouldn't an 'urban' Atlas Shrugged just be Wakanda?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 10:26 AM (IG4Id)

172 When reading The Fountaihed, you see just how venal some of the characters are, and how they presume the population will support them and their demands that everyone accept and obey their pronouncements. The people in the city and on the jury beg to differ.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2024 10:26 AM (tbaCD)

173 Adams' "Watership Down" and "Shardick" are both legendary novels that might make you cry. Very highly recommended.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2024


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I haven't read Shardik, but if WD turns on the waterworks for you, it's in a good way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:27 AM (omVj0)

174 Here's an idle thought.

Would Larry McMurtry's novel have been as good if written on a computer instead of a manual typewriter? (He used a Hermes 3000 portable.) As a fan of manual typewriters and even dip pens and fountain pens for writing, I like to think that Hermes 3000 helped.

Loren Estleman, David McCullough, and Shelby Foote come to mind as recent writers that chose to compose using older methods, not computers.

Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024 10:28 AM (zudum)

175 Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:55 AM (0eaVi)

How does one go about joining the Literary Horde?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 28, 2024 10:12 AM (XjtdB)

Sidebar on main page. Has direct link to my e-mail.

Psst. It's just as visible as Perfessor's link to libib......

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:29 AM (0eaVi)

176 Years ago, after reading Shogun, I then read an old (1940’s?) biography of Calvin Coolidge. I was struck by a strange and somewhat vague character intersection between Shogun’s Toranaga and Coolidge; Coolidge and Toranaga as falconers launching their minions. Patient Taoists.

Strange and vague.

Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2024 10:29 AM (gFxR7)

177 Magic isn't my favorite genre, but I love this reader so much, that I may listen to the entire series.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 10:21 AM (OX9vb)


I think Terry Pratchett, Tom Holt and a few other English writers pushed a sort of inverse "magical realism" of Borges: Borges was very much about how the infinitely magical would appear in the most banal of realities to turn it on it's head, and Pratchett and Holt had the infinitely magical appear in the banal world, and the banal world immediately began using it for stripping paint, and disposing of garbage so they didn't have to pay the garbage collection fees.
It isn't really American Urban Fantasy with the script kiddies and urban Utes learning spells, it is more the opposite, the Fey start trying to figure out the bus schedule, sort of thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 10:29 AM (D7oie)

178 Would Larry McMurtry's novel have been as good if written on a computer instead of a manual typewriter? (He used a Hermes 3000 portable.) As a fan of manual typewriters and even dip pens and fountain pens for writing, I like to think that Hermes 3000 helped.

Loren Estleman, David McCullough, and Shelby Foote come to mind as recent writers that chose to compose using older methods, not computers.
Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024


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Their works might each have been longer. A computer and word processing software makes it so easy to put words on the screen -- hence the giant doorstop novels forming multi-volume sagas we're seeing these days.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:31 AM (omVj0)

179 Canon to right of them,
Canon to left of them,
Canon in front of them
Into the valley of prose,
Typed the six hundred.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:31 AM (L/fGl)

180 @169 --

"SSS order"?

Shoot on Sight ... Something?

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024 10:32 AM (p/isN)

181 "SSS order"?

Shoot on Sight ... Something?
Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024


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The planned retirement fund for SS officers: Social Schutzstaffel Security!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:34 AM (omVj0)

182 Also, Ole Yeller died.
Posted by: Miklos, wiping away a tear at April 28, 2024 10:21 AM (oGyF9)

Yah, I shot him. You trying to make a big deal out of it?

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 28, 2024 10:34 AM (0eaVi)

183 Any suggestions?

I came across a reference to Edith Wharton by a writer I enjoy (Loren Estleman) but have never read anything of hers.

Any thouhts about a good book of Wharton's to start with?

Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024 10:36 AM (zudum)

184 It's always just before What I've Been Reading This Week
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2024 10:26 AM (OX9vb)

Thus 167 after I pressed "post" before looking!

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 28, 2024 10:38 AM (0eaVi)

185 Would Larry McMurtry's novel have been as good if written on a computer instead of a manual typewriter? (He used a Hermes 3000 portable.) As a fan of manual typewriters and even dip pens and fountain pens for writing, I like to think that Hermes 3000 helped.

Loren Estleman, David McCullough, and Shelby Foote come to mind as recent writers that chose to compose using older methods, not computers.
Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024

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Their works might each have been longer. A computer and word processing software makes it so easy to put words on the screen -- hence the giant doorstop novels forming multi-volume sagas we're seeing these days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:31 AM (omVj0)


I think maybe it's more like that they're used to that method and comfortable with it, and-

are famous enough that they don't have to sweat the small stuff like spellings, etc because they have secretaries and editors to handle cleaning up their manuscripts.

Writing on a computer is so much easier for corrections and rewrites, if you're doing it by yourself.

Though having learned on a typewriter, I'm more comfortable a final printout to check.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 10:39 AM (eDfFs)

186 Canon to right of them,
Canon to left of them,
Canon in front of them
Into the valley of prose,
Typed the six hundred.
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Roughly handled by the Czarists' missal defence.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 10:39 AM (vtyCZ)

187 Though having learned on a typewriter, I'm more comfortable a final printout to check.
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Galley proofs.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 10:40 AM (vtyCZ)

188 I came across a reference to Edith Wharton by a writer I enjoy (Loren Estleman) but have never read anything of hers.

Any thouhts about a good book of Wharton's to start with?
Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024 10:36 AM (zudum)

Ask President Trump. He graduated from Whartons.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:42 AM (0eaVi)

189 'Let Us Now Be Famous Men'
Well done and gripping story. (And this was my first e-book.)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient'

Thank you again, for reading it. I'm glad you enjoyed it! I've mentioned before, I stupidly shared drafts with a colleague who is an actual NASA engineer and it was heavily critiqued about any number of technical points, and I had to do a whole bunch of edits just to quiet him. What a pain.
Probably the dumbest thing of it was how absolutely nobody liked the term 'elev-pod', but nobody could think of anything better. I finally put THAT in the book, that 'elev-pod' sucked and everyone hates it, but nobody can think of a better word! Also, Bob H the elev-pod operator speaks in garbled Heinlein quotes.

The book is at leneal.com.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 10:42 AM (43xH1)

190 Heinlein's Juveniles are a great remedy for cynicism and despair. Citizen of the Galaxy is my favorite (so far)

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at April 28, 2024 10:42 AM (3uc2w)

191 I managed to watch 15 minutes of Amazon's WoT 1st episode before turning it off in disgust never to return. Over the years I have read all the (sometimes tedious) books at least two times and a couple of them three times. I just couldn't tolerate what I was seeing.

Posted by: SamIam at April 28, 2024 10:43 AM (oasF3)

192 I think Terry Pratchett, Tom Holt...


I really enjoyed "Expecting Someone Taller" by Holt.

Excellent read. Though his others novels were okay/good, he never scaled those heights again for me.

Wasn't Holt, first to the well, with this kind of thing? I remember reading him before I ever heard of Pratchett.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 10:43 AM (eDfFs)

193 Computer rather than typewriter/pen?

Their books might well have been longer, but maybe not by too much. Their working habits had been formed in the days before computers were available, I'd guess, and they were probably accustomed to avoiding bloat. They probably would have embraced the machine's ability to make manuscript wide corrections (wait, in this chapter he's Herman, but in the next five he's Henry, and then back to Herman? Aaaaarrrrgh). But if they'd already trained themselves to keep it tight, the machine may not have made a huge difference.

Just a guess with no data to back it up.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 10:44 AM (q3u5l)

194 I came across a reference to Edith Wharton by a writer I enjoy (Loren Estleman) but have never read anything of hers.

Any thouhts about a good book of Wharton's to start with?
Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024


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Never have tried Wharton. I often take advice from writers I admire when they talk of their influences and other writers they like, and it's led me to many wonderful stories. Truly I am a Rex Stout fan, at least with the Nero Wolfe stories. But I've never been able to follow up on his suggestion that everyone read Jane Austen. The prose is way too dense for me, I guess.

An indignant fan wrote to Stout, demanding to know who *really* wrote the Wolfe tales. Stout told his secretary to write back: "The name is Jane Austen. But I haven't the address."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:44 AM (omVj0)

195 Dispearage, verb, to remove the pear from the fruit salad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:46 AM (L/fGl)

196 somehow I posted on the EMT

I know I closed that TAB

SORRY

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 10:46 AM (ENQN6)

197 Dispearage, verb, to remove the pear from the fruit salad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024


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Also, to complain about an opponent's choice of spears in warfare.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:47 AM (omVj0)

198 I managed to watch 15 minutes of Amazon's WoT 1st episode before turning it off in disgust

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Speaking of turning off in disgust, Cloud Atlas is woke garbage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

199 Gotta run some errands. Be back shortly. I hate when real life gets in the way of the Book Thread.

Posted by: JTB at April 28, 2024 10:48 AM (zudum)

200 Dispeerage: to deny the rightful place of a nobleman in the social order.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 10:50 AM (bo7UB)

201 This week I read a bunch of random stuff. American Riflemans from the 1920s, a slight book about the Soviet GAZ factories, a bunch of articles. Did more writing than reading really, trying to put the last nail into a project I'm doing about the cosmology of, I guess the least worst way to phrase it, the 'worship of Energy', as distinct from whatever may cause Energy to exist in the first place.
It's considerably more involved than I initially thought as so many practitioners insist *their* practices of relating to Energy are a Totally Different Thing than anyone else's, and so it involves alchemy, various esoteric concepts, paganism, mystical union, all kinds of things that in my opinion are not actually different at all.
There is a reason for my doing this.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 10:50 AM (43xH1)

202 Finished High Spirits by Robertson Davies. I picked it up based on moron recommendations and gave it a full 5 stars on Goodreads. Great book, always clever, often funny and a keeper, I am sure I will be going back to reread a story at random every now and then.
Started the last volume of the Ian Toll's war in the pacific trilogy.

Posted by: who knew at April 28, 2024 10:52 AM (4I7VG)

203 Wouldn't those pants be ... book threads?

Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2024 10:52 AM (9XWKq)

204 Dispearage, verb, to remove the pear from the fruit salad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024

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Also, to complain about an opponent's choice of spears in warfare.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:47 AM (omVj0)

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Also indicates that spears are missing

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:53 AM (W/lyH)

205 198 I managed to watch 15 minutes of Amazon's WoT 1st episode before turning it off in disgust

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Speaking of turning off in disgust, Cloud Atlas is woke garbage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

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I look forward to the start of the second season of Amazon's Rings of Power. Not because I'd ever turn it on, but the slew of derisive Youtube videos that it will spawn are hugely entertaining.

Say it: "There is a tempest in me!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 10:54 AM (bo7UB)

206 The word "vibe" is seemingly everywhere all at once.

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The word I never heard in my first six decades and now can't avoid is "Charcuterie".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:55 AM (L/fGl)

207 Hallo horde!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 10:56 AM (n/1xr)

208
On a Hordian recommendation, I read Dogland: Passion, Glory, and Lots of Slobber at the Westminster Dog Show by Tommy Tomlinson. This is a view of dog shows as seen through the quest of Striker, a Samoyed, and his handler Laura King (who handled Delilah to a Midwest Borzoi Club specialty Best in Show in 2021) to win the 2022 Westminster Kennel Club show.

It was a fun read (Striker wins the Working Group but loses Best in Show to the Bloodhound) and better than most I've read, but it suffers from a lot of distracting asides. Also, like books of its kind, it is written by an outsider to the dog show world. Without the insight of someone with an intimate knowledge of the show scene and life, what a show is and what, in each breed, it is meant to measure, the whole endeavor can sound silly.

Me? If I had any ambition or ability, I'd write a book taking something like the five-day Houston World Series of Dog Shows with a more detailed explanation of what goes on and how clubs (all-breed, specialty and national), the AKC, exhibitors and dogs make it all possible and fun.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:57 AM (MoZTd)

209 The word I never heard in my first six decades and now can't avoid is "Charcuterie".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024


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In high school, I first heard it on a radio ad for a local eatery. My literal mind immediately interpreted it as "Sharky Tree," with an image of a Great White trying to climb one of the oaks in the city park.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 10:58 AM (omVj0)

210 Me? If I had any ambition or ability, I'd write a book taking something like the five-day Houston World Series of Dog Shows with a more detailed explanation of what goes on and how clubs (all-breed, specialty and national), the AKC, exhibitors and dogs make it all possible and fun.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:57 AM (MoZTd)

Your comments here belie your stated lack of ability. Write that book. It might displace some purple hair, pierced and tattooed freak from the best seller lists.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:59 AM (0eaVi)

211 So, from dispearage to dispeerage to...

And I think, who knows why, of disappear and then Disappearer from R. A. Lafferty's merely hilarious short story "The Seven Day Terror."

Which I hereby recommend. You'll find it in The Best of R. A. Lafferty, and several other places.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 11:00 AM (q3u5l)

212 The word I never heard in my first six decades and now can't avoid is "Charcuterie".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024


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I must have seen the word earlier than I heard it on that radio ad. It's used in passing in Fleming's From Russia With Love, when the SMERSH guys are trying to decide to knock Bond off and are studying pictures from his dossier. In one photo of him, Fleming tells us, is a sign saying "Charcuterie."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 11:01 AM (omVj0)

213 The word I never heard in my first six decades and now can't avoid is "Charcuterie".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024

I have, but that's because I studied French in junior high. I am actually board of hearing about charcuterie.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 11:01 AM (0eaVi)

214 The University of California, Los Angeles medical school is launching a probe of its controversial "health equity" class—and warning whistleblowers they could be punished if any more information leaks about it.

The dean of the medical school, Steven Dubinett, announced Friday that his office had formed a task force to review all first-year courses, including "Structural Racism and Health Equity," after the Washington Free Beacon published materials from the mandatory class.

The class was on medicine is bad for fat people for calling them fat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 11:02 AM (ENQN6)

215 I confess to watching season one of Wheel of Time. That was enough. Or as they say, One and done.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 28, 2024 11:02 AM (4KzNy)

216 Any book I could write about the dog show world would lean toward the Go Dog Go genre.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:03 AM (bo7UB)

217 214 The University of California, Los Angeles medical school is launching a probe of its controversial "health equity" class—and warning whistleblowers they could be punished if any more information leaks about it.

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Because nothing in a university education is more important than making sure the rubes never hear exactly what The Initiates are being taught.

They used to call that a priesthood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:05 AM (bo7UB)

218 I finished "Everyone on this train is a suspect" and might go back and Re-read portions now that i know who dunnit . Its like that Knives Out mystery movie in that way

Next up; Lord of the Rings. I hope i can get farther this time.

Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2024 11:06 AM (Ed8Zd)

219 Still brawling my way through 'The Occult In Russian And Soviet Culture', Rosenthal. I can only read a few pages at a a time as I'm one of those people who considers occultism stupid beyond tolerance, and having to wade through an entire book on the subject is nearly intolerable.
The reason is concepts of Self-Negation: it's becoming clear, at least to me, that a major reason Socialism/Communism got such a foothold in the Russian Empire is because it promised to immanentize the eschaton; but the groundwork was already laid by radicals within the Orthodox Church, obsessed with a goal of social justice and 'reform'. There was a LOT going on, in the ROC, and far from being the reactionary force the Bolsheviks made it out to be, a considerable part of the Church was fully onboard with a form of self-negating social movement; and they were genuinely shocked when the Bolsheviks took over, declared War on God, and took them all out.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:06 AM (43xH1)

220 Any book I could write about the dog show world would lean toward the Go Dog Go genre.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:03 AM (bo7UB)

Have you ever treed?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 11:06 AM (0eaVi)

221 I am not sure if Pratchett, Holt, Douglas Adams or Neil Gaiman had come out first with the inverted magical realism, they all started writing them in the early 80's, though Adams probably had the longest lead time.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 11:07 AM (D7oie)

222 Ok, I've now dove deep into a cycle. Just finished "Still Life with Crows" from Preston & Child's Pendergast. Enjoying them very much and can't put them down. One thing I noticed in this book (h/t to another commenter from last week) is that two of the books that Corrie Swanson is reading are "The Ice Limit" and "Beyond the Ice Limit". Nothing like a little self-promotion contained in your own books....

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at April 28, 2024 11:08 AM (e/Osv)

223 The word "vibe" is seemingly everywhere all at once.

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The word I never heard in my first six decades and now can't avoid is "Charcuterie".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:55 AM (L/fGl)


I understand "Charcuterie"s popularity.

It's one of those words that identifies you as worldly and sophisticated, and one who is desirous of joining or one who actually is one of Our Betters.

Much more so than saying:

"I likes me some lunch meat."

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 11:09 AM (eDfFs)

224 220 Any book I could write about the dog show world would lean toward the Go Dog Go genre.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:03 AM (bo7UB)

Have you ever treed?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 11:06 AM (0eaVi)

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I'm not motivated if nobody roots for me.

Maybe I should leave now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:10 AM (bo7UB)

225 Much more so than saying:

"I likes me some lunch meat."
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 11:09 AM (eDfFs)


Lunchables

or

snackleboard

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 11:11 AM (D7oie)

226
Recent words I can do without

Side hustle
Gig
Flex
Toxic
Gaslight
Voices
Problematic
Empathy
Equity

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 11:11 AM (MoZTd)

227 Charcuterie?
Bitch better have my money when I get out.

Posted by: Aspiring Raper #328956 in cell block D at April 28, 2024 11:13 AM (B705c)

228 LenNeal, if you have a sequel to Let Us Now Be Famous Men, I would love to read it!

True test of character development is when the reader wants to know more about the characters once the book ends.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 11:15 AM (U3L4U)

229 I'm not motivated if nobody roots for me.

Maybe I should leave now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:10 AM (bo7UB)

Nobody's barking at you. Stay. Good boy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 11:16 AM (0eaVi)

230 My current sets-my-teeth-on-edge word is "gift" used as a verb.

GIVE. You GIVE someone a GIFT. A GIFT is a thing you GIVE someone. Perhaps you MAKE A PRESENT of something when you GIVE it to them. Perhaps you SEND THEM A GIFT. Perhaps PRESENT IT TO THEM.

But not GIFTING. NEVER NEVER NEVER. I WILL DIE ON THIS GODDAMNED HILL!

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024 11:17 AM (78a2H)

231 >>92 In addition to the crime and horror, Poe was one of the greatest "technical" poets,

===

I was amazed by the intricate rhyming complexity of Poe's, The Raven.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 28, 2024 11:17 AM (Xbquz)

232 Recent words I can do without
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Gifting
Rizz
Deets
NGL

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 11:17 AM (IG4Id)

233 [takes dollar, looks around furtively]

Word on the street is, the actual question we need to answer is "Why are all of these faggots trying to insert faggots into these books and games and culture where there were none and they aren't needed?" and the obvious answer is "They cannot do this in real life."

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at April 28, 2024 11:18 AM (zOkaw)

234 One article I read last week is about linking concepts of Negation of the Self in both Christian and Jewish Mystical Union, to the goal of Marxism to annihilate the individual, find similarities in theology and dogma between the two, and exploit them to infiltrate Marxism into the EOC.
This article, or manifesto/declaration of Total War on my Church, was not written by an isolated nut but by a well-respected researcher of kabbalah and esotericism prominently featured in the book I'm wading through right now.
The article treats the Bolshevik/Communist persecution of the Church as a grave tactical error, when elements within both Christianity and Judaism are already onboard with self-negation and social justice; and instead of being wiped out, should be co-opted into a Marxist Society that uses 'organized religion' instead of trying to eliminate it.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:18 AM (43xH1)

235 Recent words I can do without

Side hustle
Gig
Flex
Toxic
Gaslight
Voices
Problematic
Empathy
Equity
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 11:11 AM (MoZTd)

Id like to add:

Inclusivity
Gifted
Empower
Curated
Denier
Sourced
Everything that comes out of Jane Fonda's mouth

Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2024 11:18 AM (Ed8Zd)

236 NGL
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024


***
No-Good Lumbago?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 11:18 AM (omVj0)

237 No-Good Lumbago?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


If only. Not Gonna Lie.

.. never giving up 'unforts' though.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 11:20 AM (IG4Id)

238 227 Charcuterie?
-----------------------

Been doing that for years as part of my diet.
Didn't know that there was a fancy French word for it.
Not a sandwich is what it's called around here.
All the fixins but no bread. Rather fun to eat.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:20 AM (lCWOD)

239 Recent words I can do without

Voices

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 11:11 AM (MoZTd)

You trying to tell us something, Hadrian?

(I'm allowed to joke about this, I live with someone who is insane.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, veteran of therapy at April 28, 2024 11:20 AM (dtlDP)

240 My current sets-my-teeth-on-edge word is "gift" used as a verb.

But not GIFTING. NEVER NEVER NEVER. I WILL DIE ON THIS GODDAMNED HILL!
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024 11:17 AM (78a2H)
* * * *
Apologies. I certainly didn't mean to set you off. No more coffee for you this morning! Would like you to just calm down now, please.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 11:21 AM (U3L4U)

241 No-Good Lumbago?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
If only. Not Gonna Lie.

.. never giving up 'unforts' though.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024


***
I used "whatevs" this morning in a comment. In my defense, I point out that I was only half awake and am suffering with a cold to boot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 11:22 AM (omVj0)

242 good morning Perfessor, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 28, 2024 11:23 AM (JcnCJ)

243 The word I never heard in my first six decades and now can't avoid is "Charcuterie".
=====

I thought they/it was a way to retire 'hors dovers' while still retaining the French 'chic'. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2024 11:23 AM (MIKMs)

244 *Go Dog, Go.*

I was exposed to P. D. Eastman at an early age.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2024 11:23 AM (dg+HA)

245 I thought they/it was a way to retire 'hors dovers' while still retaining the French 'chic'. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2024


***
Horse's doovers? I'd have to ask my rural vet friend what those are.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 11:24 AM (omVj0)

246 >>>But not GIFTING. NEVER NEVER NEVER. I WILL DIE ON THIS ... HILL!
Posted by: Trimegistus
-----------------------------

So, re-gifted is out the window?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:24 AM (lCWOD)

247 Disporridgement: to complain about the quality of the hot cereal in the house you've broken into.

Posted by: Goldilocks at April 28, 2024 11:25 AM (/y8xj)

248 P.D. Eastman is the Burger King to Dr. Suess's McDonald's.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024 11:25 AM (78a2H)

249 Been doing that for years as part of my diet.
Didn't know that there was a fancy French word for it.
Not a sandwich is what it's called around here.
All the fixins but no bread. Rather fun to eat.
=====

Italian 'antipasto' is too common for the tastemakers. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2024 11:25 AM (MIKMs)

250 Recommendayion:
As a home schooling dad, I'm always trying to keep an eye out for stories for my girl, especially after we realized that Scholastic is poisoned when, 20 books in, my daughter's favorite book series introduced a non-binary character. Since then we've found a couple of books series that are worth reading:
* tuttle twins - intended to be educational but still good
* dead sea squirrels - Saturday morning cartoon style stories about a boy who found two talking squirrels. My daughter laughs alot when reading it, and ive found it funny too
* The Green Ember - 4 book series about two young rabbits, Heather and Picket, as they are thrown unexpectedly into a war between rabbits and a cruel alliance of wolves and birds of prey that they didn't even know existed. Along the way they deal with betrayal, duty, despair, and hope. Its our current "daddy reads the family a story" book and half the time my *wife* is the one suggesting "just one more chapter".

If graphic novels valid for the book thread I'd like to recommend Minna Sundberg's "Lovely people" which is a short story about bunnies living in a dystopia where "Amazongle" and world counsel rules

Posted by: LowercaseM at April 28, 2024 11:26 AM (1R1ie)

251 Boujie
What ever the f' that is. Just stop it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 11:26 AM (IG4Id)

252 All the fixins but no bread. Rather fun to eat.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:20 AM (lCWOD)


It is.

Surprisingly, one of our favorite meals when I traveled to Rome with the delightful and globe-trotting Mrs naturalfake was a charcuterie(!) board at a famous butcher's shop.

All kinds of goodies. Yum!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2024 11:26 AM (eDfFs)

253 Not gonna lie.
At the end of the day.
Personally, I.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2024 11:27 AM (dg+HA)

254 Disporridgement: to complain about the quality of the hot cereal in the house you've broken into.
Posted by: Goldilocks at April 28, 2024


***
Similarly, "debridement" must mean to keep the target's intended future wife from arriving at the marriage ceremony. See "kidnap," "Runaway Bride."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 11:28 AM (omVj0)

255 I was re-gifted to normal jr. high by the gifted and tallented program.

Posted by: Reforger at April 28, 2024 11:29 AM (B705c)

256 Boujie
What ever the f' that is. Just stop it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024


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Isn't that the French word for "candle"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 11:29 AM (omVj0)

257 The most eye-rolling business of what I'm reading is how totally un-self-aware any of these people are. Most are Jewish Kabbalists; and they are deliberately making explicit statements, directly, that esoteric, occult, self-negating Judaism is a critical precursor to fully-fledged Marxism; that the former leads to the latter, and that this is a Good Thing.
I have trouble even believing that these people; most of them highly-placed academics; would publish open-access papers, even from obscure sources; are so blindly enamored of Marxism, they see it as such a Truth, that they openly and enthusiastically espouse their 'reality' of Judeo-Bolshevism and that it's Awesome.

It's really incredible.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:30 AM (43xH1)

258 Speaking of meat, the redneck rotisserie.

https://shorturl.at/tW158

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 11:30 AM (L/fGl)

259 Italian 'antipasto' is too common for the tastemakers. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2024 1


***
It's in the antipasto. It's not *really* in the antipasto; I just love saying "antipasto."

Posted by: Boris Karloff Voice at April 28, 2024 11:31 AM (omVj0)

260 LenNeal, if you have a sequel to Let Us Now Be Famous Men, I would love to read it!

True test of character development is when the reader wants to know more about the characters once the book ends.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient'

Oh, I haven't written a word of it! But I know what happens and what Claire IX finally does.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:32 AM (43xH1)

261 Boujie
What ever the f' that is. Just stop it.
=====

Horsedovers and bushwah. Anybody else remember 'bushwah' as an epithet?

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2024 11:32 AM (MIKMs)

262 “There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them.”

Posted by: Bertrand Russell at April 28, 2024 11:34 AM (dg+HA)

263 Horsedovers and bushwah. Anybody else remember 'bushwah' as an epithet?
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2024


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A corruption of "bourgeois," I think?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 11:34 AM (omVj0)

264
Anybody else remember 'bushwah' as an epithet?
Posted by: mustbequantum


Or "shinola"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 11:34 AM (MoZTd)

265
58 This week I read something I probably should have read forty years ago: _Double Star_ by Robert Heinlein. I don't know why I never got around to it . . .

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2024 09:25 AM (78a2H)

***

I am a Heinlein fan (peak reading in the late 1970s) and realized I hadn't read this either.

I just now went to Amazon to order and discovered that I had bought this for my Kindle - in 2016!

Got a special deal for $2.99 and it's been sitting there for 8 years.

Gotta work on my Kindle TBR files, but I forget about them because they're not taking up physical space. I have literally dozens and dozens of unread books there.

Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at April 28, 2024 11:34 AM (G8nnv)

266 I, too, hate gift as a verb. And when did athletes stop being tall? Now they all have 'length'. It drives me nuts every time I hear it.

Posted by: who knew at April 28, 2024 11:34 AM (4I7VG)

267 Recommendayion:
As a home schooling dad, I'm always trying to keep an eye out for stories for my girl,
Posted by: LowercaseM


Stuff I loved as a kid:

Daniel Pinkwater's stuff, especially 'The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death' - worth it just for the title.
Jane Yolen's 'Dragon's Blood' series

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 11:35 AM (IG4Id)

268 I looked at my copy of A Heinlein Trio, which I mentioned above contains three of RAH's best 1950s works, and realized the dust jacket, while surreal, illustrates all three stories. There is a cat and a clock Door into Summer, a painting of two identical men standing below what is clearly a Martian from Double Star, and the the main painting of a woman with her heart visible within her skeleton has an alien riding her back (The Puppet Masters). Good work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 11:38 AM (omVj0)

269 In between watching unbearably stupid Marxist Jews step on their own dicks in high-minded papers, it is becoming obvious to me there is a very strong case to be made that various forms of self-negating, mystical occultism are, genuinely, major factors in the development of Collectivist Cosmologies, and that the first might very well inevitably lead to the second.

Start denying the immortality of the individual soul; that it can be dissolved, negated, destroyed; or that it never existed in the first place; and your options narrow.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:38 AM (43xH1)

270 If I could stack physical copies of everything on the Kindle tbr pile, the books would crowd me out of this room. Maybe out of the house altogether.

If I didn't buy another book, ever, there's still enough reading material in this place to last me until I'm planted.

But do I stop buying 'em? Naaaaahh.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 11:38 AM (q3u5l)

271 Oh, anything by Ray Bradbury... like The Halloween Tree. Which I'm pretty sure inspired Stranger Things.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 11:40 AM (IG4Id)

272 A corruption of "bourgeois," I think?
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Yeah. I remember it as an insult and my grandparents laughing at someone attempting the putdown.

So too the modern 'bougie'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2024 11:41 AM (MIKMs)

273 Got some chores to do before I try to catch up on sleep I missed last night. A good book thread, Perfessor, and all you ink-addicted folk!

(Yes, I was going to write "ink-stained wretches," but that I thought should be reserved for today's journalists.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 11:41 AM (omVj0)

274 Had that Heinlein trio volume from the Science Fiction Book Club when I was in high school. A delight.

And I still think The Puppet Masters is the best invasion from space story ever. (Sorry, H.G.)

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 11:42 AM (q3u5l)

275 I'm yammering away about my project, really, I had to do it for a reason. Not my choice, at all, and it has to go to some people to clarify a matter. I thought it might be a few pages and take a few weeks instead it's more like 50 pages and took a year.

I really thought it wouldn't take long to deal with the subject of:

"There is no individual soul, or even any individual beings! There is only Universal Energy!"

I find the idea so dumb I didn't think it would take any time, but man-oh-man, a whole lotta Sooper-Smart people really believe this steaming pile of anti-human dogshit.
So it took a lot longer.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:43 AM (43xH1)

276 OT: Until recently it was W7 on a 2010 ASUS, now it's a Pixy recommended Beelink with Mint. It's amazing how smooth and quick everything is.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:43 AM (lCWOD)

277 Or "shinola"?

Can't tell it from sh*t.

And when did athletes stop being tall? Now they all have 'length'.

When they're lying down? I suspect that even more than the average talking head, sports commentators know how useless they are and feel a need to sound sophisticated.

Posted by: Goldilocks at April 28, 2024 11:44 AM (/y8xj)

278 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2024 11:44 AM (/y8xj)

279 Well, off to face the so-called real world.

Thanks for the thread, Perfessor.

Have a good one, gang.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 28, 2024 11:44 AM (q3u5l)

280 Hate speech.

Mediaite
@Mediaite
Biden White House Blasts 'Hateful Rhetoric' After Pro-Israel Activists Chant 'Go to Gaza' At Columbia Protestors

President Joe Biden’s White House issued a statement condemning pro-Israel activists for “hateful rhetoric” regarding the Columbia University protests.
On Thursday, pro-Israel activists gathered outside of Columbia and began chanting “Go to Gaza!” at pro-Palestinian students protesting the Israel-Hamas war, according to video captured by HuffPost.
The pro-Israel protesters also told the students to “Go home, terrorists!” and “Stop wasting mommy and daddy’s money!”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 11:44 AM (L/fGl)

281 It's really incredible.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:30 AM (43xH1)

No, it's pedestrian bullshit.

Posted by: GOP sux at April 28, 2024 11:46 AM (Zzbjj)

282 OT: Until recently it was W7 on a 2010 ASUS, now it's a Pixy recommended Beelink with Mint. It's amazing how smooth and quick everything is.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:43 AM (lCWOD)

What model Beelink? There are many of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 11:48 AM (8zz6B)

283 I find the idea so dumb I didn't think it would take any time, but man-oh-man, a whole lotta Sooper-Smart people really believe this steaming pile of anti-human dogshit.
So it took a lot longer.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:43 AM (43xH1)

Considered themselves wise, they became fools?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 11:48 AM (0eaVi)

284 I confess to watching season one of Wheel of Time. That was enough. Or as they say, One and done.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate

I watched season one and thought season two was bound to get better. I was wrong. It sucked worse than season one. Great costumes though. I won't be watching season three. I just don't give a fig about any of the characters.

Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2024 11:49 AM (oaGWv)

285 In case you're still lurking, Wolfus, post that link on ALH!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 11:51 AM (0eaVi)

286 >>>President Joe Biden’s White House issued a statement condemning pro-Israel activists for “hateful rhetoric” regarding the Columbia University protests....

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 11:44 AM (L/fGl)
------------------

Two Hundred pro-Palestine supporters. at the Press Dinner, DC Hilton, heckled Biden for his non-support of the Murderers so forcefully the overwhelmed security and made it into the lobby of the hotel. Two hundred (200)

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:51 AM (lCWOD)

287 I'm yammering away about my project, really, I had to do it for a reason. Not my choice, at all, and it has to go to some people to clarify a matter. I thought it might be a few pages and take a few weeks instead it's more like 50 pages and took a year.
I really thought it wouldn't take long to deal with the subject of:
"There is no individual soul, or even any individual beings! There is only Universal Energy!"
I find the idea so dumb I didn't think it would take any time, but man-oh-man, a whole lotta Sooper-Smart people really believe this steaming pile of anti-human dogshit.
So it took a lot longer.
Posted by: LenNeal

X from a woke reverend.


Catch Up
@CatchUpFeed
“Jesus was and humanity is God in drag.”

-
I think that's from Two Corinthians Walk Into A Bar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 11:52 AM (L/fGl)

288 'Length'?
What? When did this get to be a thing?

I don't watch sports so I've never heard of this trend of calling tall people 'long'. I guess 'short' people stay 'short'? Or did that change too?

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:53 AM (43xH1)

289 Two Hundred pro-Palestine supporters. at the Press Dinner, DC Hilton, heckled Biden for his non-support of the Murderers so forcefully the overwhelmed security and made it into the lobby of the hotel. Two hundred (200)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:51 AM (lCWOD)

Not sure whether to cheer them on or not. He deserves every bad thing, but it might get the lesser engaged voter to be sympathetic to him and garner some votes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 11:55 AM (0eaVi)

290 Next up; Lord of the Rings. I hope i can get farther this time.
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2024 11:06 AM (Ed8Zd)

Courage, LASue. It took me fifty years.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 28, 2024 11:55 AM (IZjwR)

291 Jill Stein - Green Party candidate for president, was arrested last night on a charge of assaulting a police officer during a protest march in St. Louis. Normally, I wouldn't give a rip, but I started reading the YT comments below the video and it reads like a DU comment transcript. Man, the Dems want the 3d party candidates out of the race.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2024 11:57 AM (rj6Yv)

292 Next up; Lord of the Rings. I hope i can get farther this time.
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2024 11:06 AM (Ed8Zd)

Courage, LASue. It took me fifty years.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum'

"Okay, here we go! 'Lord of the-' Omigod, this book has 1100 pages! I'll read it later."

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:57 AM (43xH1)

293 For the sequel to the SF book, I've saved up a whole pile of Democrat quotes from a substack I troll.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 11:59 AM (43xH1)

294 AOP, It's, as written in Amazon, Alder Lake-N100 - Beelink Mini S 12 Pro mini pc is powered by 2023 Latest intel 12th Gen processor etc.

16GB DDR4 + 500GB SSD

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:59 AM (lCWOD)

295 Sigh. Why is it that time again, the end of the Book Thread? Thanks, Perfessor.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 11:59 AM (0eaVi)

296 Corrupt Vatican suppressing historical documented evidence about the upcoming end of the world? Check.

Alex, What is the Bible's Book of Revelation?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:00 PM (ynpvh)

297 LenNeal, they don't even call them 'long', they 'have length'. Easily the stupidest change to the language yet. At least in my opinion. FWIW, I think short people are still short in the sports world, although it's probably only a matter f time before they 'lack length'.

Posted by: who knew at April 28, 2024 12:00 PM (4I7VG)

298 AOP, It's, as written in Amazon, Alder Lake-N100 - Beelink Mini S 12 Pro mini pc is powered by 2023 Latest intel 12th Gen processor etc.

16GB DDR4 + 500GB SSD
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:59 AM (lCWOD)

How much is it, and what's the OS?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 12:00 PM (0eaVi)

299 We Haz a NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 12:01 PM (fwDg9)

300 Courage, LASue. It took me fifty years.
=====

Still have not managed it. (Don't taze me bros *cringe*!)

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2024 12:01 PM (MIKMs)

301 I paid 179 it lists for 199

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:01 PM (lCWOD)

302 The lost city of Atlantis rising again? Check.

Is it also called R'lyeh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:02 PM (ynpvh)

303 AOP, It's, as written in Amazon, Alder Lake-N100 - Beelink Mini S 12 Pro mini pc is powered by 2023 Latest intel 12th Gen processor etc.

16GB DDR4 + 500GB SSD
Posted by: Braenyard'

All this computer talk reminds me of a yard project: turning an old Dell tower into a birdhouse.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 28, 2024 12:02 PM (43xH1)

304 I paid 179 it lists for 199
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:01 PM (lCWOD)

Thanks, I'll look it up. Hope it's not Win 11.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 12:03 PM (0eaVi)

305 Here's the link to the Beelink page. I bought the one for 179.
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=beelink+s+12&ref=nav_bb_sb

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:05 PM (lCWOD)

306 Here's the link to the Beelink page. I bought the one for 179.
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=beelink+s+12&ref=nav_bb_sb
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:05 PM (lCWOD)

Might just get that one. Am I mis-reading? It says under OS it's OS. Runs win or lin or mac?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 12:08 PM (0eaVi)

307 It has not OS. I bought a Mint stick ($19) from them and paid a computer business $40 to install it. Old 7 didn't have the stuff to do it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:08 PM (lCWOD)

308 I am divesting myself from bondage which includes dumping all things Microsoft.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:10 PM (lCWOD)

309 AOP, It's, as written in Amazon, Alder Lake-N100 - Beelink Mini S 12 Pro mini pc is powered by 2023 Latest intel 12th Gen processor etc.

16GB DDR4 + 500GB SSD
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:59 AM (lCWOD)

Thanks! $310! Seems like a lot of money compared to the cast-off office boxen I usually use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:12 PM (8zz6B)

310 Here's the link to the Beelink page. I bought the one for 179.
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=beelink+s+12&ref=nav_bb_sb
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:05 PM (lCWOD)

Ah! $179, much better. I think I may just order one. It would be nice to have something with more current hardware.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:23 PM (8zz6B)

311
124 Just finished "The Gargoyle" by Andrew Davidson. Horribly burned pr0n star finds love and redemption with a grotesque sculptor who claims to have known him and loved him 700 years before in Medieval Germany. I cannot recommend this book more highly. It is an astonishing tale.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2024 09:59 AM (/RHNq)

***

This premise sounded vaguely familiar. Checked my Kindle buying history and realized I already have this, unread.

I purchased it based on a Moron's recommendation - in 2017.

This is the second recommended book in today's thread I realize that I have had unread for years.

(And I have bought several dozen books so far this year!)

I seriously need to review my library on Kindle.



Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at April 28, 2024 01:16 PM (G8nnv)

312 @230 --

Yes. Definitely.

The rule in J-school: "Don't verb nouns."

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 28, 2024 01:38 PM (p/isN)

313 Kindletot; thanks for reminding me about Walt Kelly's Pogo. I sort of grew up reading them in the late 50s and early 60s. As you say, there's a lot packed in the strips, much of which I missed at the time-because I was 8-10; the trips are sort of like Bob Clampett's Time for Beany/Beany and Cecil and Jay Ward and Bill Scott's various cartoons like Rocky and Bulwinkle-they work at multiple levels, and so can be enjoyed by adults and kids. The adult stuff in Pogo is political and social commentary (Kelly was, I believe, a New Deal/Adlai Stevenson/New Frontier liberal) very much grounded in the time, so much of the political and social humor would be missed by most today. Kelly's caricatures of political figures like Tailgunner Joe McCarthy, Vice-President Nixon, Nikita Khrushchev, and Fidel Castro were evocative of the actual people (most, oddly enough with heavy 5 O'clock shadow), and the story lines are somewhat familiar to those who know the politics of the period. On the other hand, lots of stuff that was undoubtedly well-known at the time is unknown to most today.

Posted by: Pope John 20th at April 28, 2024 02:08 PM (cYrkj)

314 Pogo, cont.

For example, IIRC, the strip had an extensive story line about the 1956 Summer Olympics in Melbourne-the swamp critters planned to send a team to compete-that was reprised a bit for the 1960 Rome Olympics-cut to the chase, the swamp critters didn't make it to Melbourne. I'm sure there was some sort of news hook that Kelly based the stories on, but I have no idea what it was.

Anyway, interesting stuff albeit very much of its time, and so a bit hard to understand in all its facets today.
Although, t least two bits from Pogo entered into popular expression, and probably remain so today among the Baby Boomer generation. The first is Pogo's expression, "We have met the enemy, and he is us." The second is the annual Christmas time rewording of "Deck the Halls With Boughs of Holly," as, for example, "Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo! Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!" I'd guess there were a dozen verses or more published in Pogo over the years.

The strips have been reprinted as book compilations-that's how I first read them as a yute at the time, and then some or most were reprinted in the mid 70s.

Posted by: Pope John 20th at April 28, 2024 02:20 PM (cYrkj)

315 Pogo, end.

Worth a look, if that's your sort of thing, but don't expect to get all the allusions or jokes. There's probably a doctoral thesis on political humor of the mid-20th Century lurking there for someone with the patience to suss out the details.

Posted by: Pope John 20th at April 28, 2024 02:24 PM (cYrkj)

316 @Open Blogger - Don't use the word "gender" when you mean "sex". It grants the crazies with the framework for their idiocies.

I remember the first time I saw "gender" - it was on an application or intake form. Does everyone recall the joke about forms: Sex? male or female? The applicant would draw a box and write "often" next to it. I figured OK - maybe everyone is sick of the joke.

Now the joke is on us. There is no such thing as "gender" except in the romantic languages where nouns take a masculine or feminine "gender". It is not a synonym for "sex" so we should just stop using it.

Posted by: Jake Speed at April 28, 2024 02:40 PM (Vu1jV)

317 @316 --

Reminds me of the woman who was filling out her application for U.S. citizenship (yes, this is an old joke).

She came to the question: "Do you advocate the overthrow of the U.S. government by subversion or violence?"

She thought for several minutes, then wrote down "violence."

Posted by: Weak Geek knows it's not so funny anymore at April 28, 2024 04:37 PM (p/isN)

318 Bushwah. I remember you maternal grandfather (b. 1885) Using it as a generic epithet.

Now reading: Hampton Sides - Blood and Thunder. It's 50% a biography of Kit Carson and 50% a history of how the US acquired the Southwest and California (spoiler: naked military aggression- although in an almost comedic manner). I was vaguely aware of the Kit Carson legend, but the reality is legendary.

We just put up some new bookcases, so I've started unpacking some more book boxes. I found I have almost an entire shelf of Donald Hamilton paperbacks. Next project: re-reading 31 Matt Helm novels.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2024 11:26 PM (M1o0g)

EMT 4/28/24

Happy Sunday.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:47 AM




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1 EMT

Posted by: m at April 28, 2024 05:54 AM (o3SCB)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 05:55 AM (fwDg9)

3 Good to see you Krak

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 05:56 AM (fwDg9)

4 Stay tuned, people. James O'Keefe:

https://tinyurl.com/yhsmdd9b

(X.com)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 05:56 AM (RpX3K)

5 Hello there grey box horde. Cleveland finally beat Atlanta, almost thirty years late. But that is The Baseball (as Bartolo Colon used to say)..

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2024 05:59 AM (mFDGs)

6 Good morning again morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 05:59 AM (RIvkX)

7 Good morning horde
Stay in bad or wake up

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 06:03 AM (Ka3bZ)

8 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 06:11 AM (T4tVD)

9 Is Rafah burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:13 AM (RIvkX)

10 The Buffalo/ Niagara Falls metropolitan area has half the population and 10 times the area of Queens. We drove back to our hotel at 3pm and there was no traffic.
No wonder it is so livable here

Posted by: Jamaica at April 28, 2024 06:13 AM (5Vjm9)

11 The Buffalo/ Niagara Falls metropolitan area has half the population and 10 times the area of Queens. We drove back to our hotel at 3pm and there was no traffic.
No wonder it is so livable here
Posted by: Jamaica at April 28, 2024 06:13 AM (5Vjm9)

No buffalo turds ?

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 06:15 AM (T4tVD)

12 mornin yall. I seen they had the White House Communists Dinner last night. I hope they all had the fish.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 06:17 AM (vFG9F)

13 mornin yall. I seen they had the White House Communists Dinner last night. I hope they all had the fish.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 06:17 AM (vFG9F)
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My Roku posted several "suggested" streams from the various news sources.

My reaction was, "Who--other than their peers--would be interested in watching this shit?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 06:19 AM (BpYfr)

14 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 06:21 AM (Be/+i)

15 Krak, get your coffee rolling and your mojo on.

It's raining here, so I don't have to wear 4 layers of clothing.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 28, 2024 06:21 AM (pDQ/8)

16 Nice FIRST m !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 06:22 AM (T4tVD)

17 Good to see you Krak
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 05:56 AM (fwDg9)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 06:23 AM (T4tVD)

18 "Angels among us". A Christian woman dealing with cancer treatments reflects on angels among
us:

https://tinyurl.com/463ayryb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2024 06:26 AM (PcgiC)

19 Watched Beekeeper on dvd last night
Nice mayhem
Thin plot

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 06:27 AM (Ka3bZ)

20 "Environmentalist smashes world record by hugging 1,123 trees in one hour"

What an accomplishment. I wonder, what's the record for number of trees cut down in an hour?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 06:27 AM (vFG9F)

21 Is Rafah burning?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:13 AM (RIvkX)
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No. Netanyahu and staff are abysmal failures. Everything's wrong.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 06:29 AM (RpX3K)

22 Happy Sunday

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 06:30 AM (ENQN6)

23 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 06:30 AM (ju2Fy)

24 No. Netanyahu and staff are abysmal failures. Everything's wrong.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 06:29 AM (RpX3K)
===

Not finishing this thing will be...regrettable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:31 AM (RIvkX)

25 What an accomplishment. I wonder, what's the record for number of trees cut down in an hour?
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 06:27 AM (vFG9F)
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They must have been going great guns to cut down 17 million trees in Scotland for a wind farm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 06:32 AM (Be/+i)

26 I'm kind of disappointed that my slip-resistant silicone nipple covers did not arrive yesterday. Now my nipples will be exposed to the elements and get clogged with dirt and stuff.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 06:33 AM (vFG9F)

27 26 just happy I wasn't drinking anything when I read that

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 06:34 AM (Ka3bZ)

28 G'morning, all.

Seems like Haiti would be the perfect place for a wind farm.

No trees.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 06:36 AM (a1415)

29 Watched Beekeeper on dvd last night
Nice mayhem
Thin plot
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Must be the economy !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 06:37 AM (T4tVD)

30 "Now my nipples will be exposed to the elements and get clogged with dirt and stuff."

Just imagine if snakes nursed their young.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 06:38 AM (a1415)

31 The deal that is on the table in Israel is a surrender to hamas.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:38 AM (LfcYE)

32 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2024 06:26
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Angels Among Us - Alabama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4Xfj2LRSA

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 06:38 AM (ju2Fy)

33 I bruised a rib working in the yard yesterday. I'm not going to tell you how because it was really stupid. Suffice to say that stupidity can hurt.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 06:39 AM (vFG9F)

34 There's another reason matzo is called the Bread of Our Affliction that has nothing to do with the Exodus but I'm too polite to discuss it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:39 AM (RIvkX)

35 There's another reason matzo is called the Bread of Our Affliction that has nothing to do with the Exodus but I'm too polite to discuss it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:39 AM (RIvkX)
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Because you can use it to cut a bitch?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 06:41 AM (Be/+i)

36 Bibi got the hint when the DoJ threatened IDF troops with jail

Posted by: Jamaica at April 28, 2024 06:42 AM (zbqtP)

37 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 06:41 AM (Be/+i)

Ha! Not what I was thinking, but ok.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:43 AM (RIvkX)

38 There's another reason matzo is called the Bread of Our Affliction that has nothing to do with the Exodus but I'm too polite to discuss it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:39 AM (RIvkX)
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I have no idea what that can be.

I'm stuck!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 06:43 AM (RpX3K)

39 I bruised a rib working in the yard yesterday. I'm not going to tell you how because it was really stupid. Suffice to say that stupidity can hurt.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 06:39 AM (vFG9F)

Hugging trees ?

Think of ALL the other un-bruised ribs !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 06:44 AM (T4tVD)

40 Hiya BenHad !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 06:45 AM (T4tVD)

41 Bibi got the hint when the DoJ threatened IDF troops with jail
Posted by: Jamaica at April 28, 2024 06:42 AM (zbqtP)
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Nah! That was the least of all of the threats. But that was one of so many.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 06:45 AM (RpX3K)

42 Biden's Dog, what is your opinion of Smotrich? I think he's great but I may be missing things.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:46 AM (LfcYE)

43 20 "Environmentalist smashes world record by hugging 1,123 trees in one hour"

What an accomplishment. I wonder, what's the record for number of trees cut down in an hour?
Posted by: fd



1,123 trees sexually assaulted and nobody does a thing. Shameful.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2024 06:46 AM (sAmhv)

44 I'm stuck!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 06:43 AM (RpX3K
====

Ha! I'm sure.

I weigh 10 pounds more than last week.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:46 AM (RIvkX)

45 As soon as the sun gets clear of clouds supposed to be 80 degrees today, warmer tomorrow but won't last the week.
I'll take it

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 06:46 AM (fwDg9)

46 "I'm stuck!"

Me too!

Posted by: Matzo McTurd at April 28, 2024 06:46 AM (a1415)

47 JT, good morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:47 AM (LfcYE)

48 Non-Consensual tree hugging should be a chargeable offense.

Posted by: Matzo McTurd at April 28, 2024 06:48 AM (a1415)

49 Biden's Dog, what is your opinion of Smotrich? I think he's great but I may be missing things.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2024 06:46 AM (LfcYE)
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OK. Nothing exceptional. Can only bark. No bite. Like I said, everything's wrong.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 06:48 AM (RpX3K)

50 Be off me, you butt-clogging sock.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 06:49 AM (a1415)

51
I bruised a rib working in the yard yesterday. I'm not going to tell you how because it was really stupid. Suffice to say that stupidity can hurt.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 06:39 AM


The old rake trick?

Posted by: Billie Joe McAllister at April 28, 2024 06:49 AM (RKVpM)

52 Morning again, all!

Willowed: I still have a couple of things to get at the store, but I've seen all of Walmart I want to for a while. Last night we used the self-checkout to buy my cold medicines. I noticed that they have removed the annoying display screen that shows your face to you as you scan your items. I said so to one of the mouth-breathers standing nearby in WM uniforms, and she blinked at me. "They still got cameras."

"Yes, but the screen isn't in your face anymore!"

More blinking. I wanted to ask, "How closely related were your parents?", but Miss Linda pulled me out before I could make myself unpopular.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 06:49 AM (omVj0)

53 I weigh 10 pounds more than last week.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 06:46 AM (RIvkX)
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It's ain't over till it's over.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 06:50 AM (RpX3K)

54 If I get to Lowes today or tomorrow to replace my screw gun maybe I will start getting garden plants

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 06:51 AM (fwDg9)

55 They must have been going great guns to cut down 17 million trees in Scotland for a wind farm.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024


***
"If it's nae a Scottish chain saw, it's crrrap!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 06:51 AM (omVj0)

56 It kind of blows my mind that the oldest video on YouTube is nearly 20 years old.

And that there are some people I've been checking out for well over a decade.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 06:52 AM (XV/Pl)

57 More from unredacted motions in FLA--this is from an unsealed transcript of witness interview.

FBI agent says GSA was holding large quantity of Trump's boxes in VA and then ordered his team to come get them.

I wrote about this over a year ago. These are this are the boxes that supposedly have the pretty covered colored documents.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 06:52 AM (ENQN6)

58 Morning peeps. Today is supposed to be around 82 and windy here in Bourbon Country.

Hope none of the Horde experienced any of the severe weather yesterday. Looked pretty wild in some spots.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 06:53 AM (Q4IgG)

59 Looks like my contribution to next weekend's Kentucky Derby party will be a smoked turkey, and 25 pounds of smoked pulled pork.

Got my pastel pink dress shorts and fedora ready for this as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 06:53 AM (a1415)

60 If I get to Lowes today or tomorrow to replace my screw gun maybe I will start getting garden plants
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 06:51 AM (fwDg9)
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Rudyard Kipling wrote a poem about screw guns.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 06:54 AM (Be/+i)

61 They must have been going great guns to cut down 17 million trees in Scotland for a wind farm.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 06:32 AM (Be/+i)
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"THE MIGHTY SCOTS PINE!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 06:54 AM (RpX3K)

62 BD, why would you consider that the least of all threats?
The bolshies are dying to bring someone to the ICC

Posted by: Jamaica at April 28, 2024 06:54 AM (RwmTV)

63
pastel pink dress shorts

So very 🏳️‍🌈

Posted by: Billie Joe McAllister at April 28, 2024 06:54 AM (RKVpM)

64 Hope none of the Horde experienced any of the severe weather yesterday. Looked pretty wild in some spots.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 06:53 AM (Q4IgG)
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Breezy and rainy here, but not too bad.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 06:55 AM (Be/+i)

65 The whole Mar A Lago raid was an FBI op from the beginning. That is why Smith didn't want trump or his lawyers to have full access to discovery. Cannon just unsealed the files. The FBI planted documents in storage boxes of Trump's stuff at a GSA warehouse in VA, then shipped those boxes to MAL right before the raid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2024 06:55 AM (PHukT)

66 What plants you thinking of Skip?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 06:56 AM (n/1xr)

67 BD, why would you consider that the least of all threats?
The bolshies are dying to bring someone to the ICC
Posted by: Jamaica at April 28, 2024 06:54 AM (RwmTV)
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The ICC threat is a serious one. Targets the buffoons in charge here.

I said it from day one: Flatten Gaza! Should've taken a week or 2.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 06:56 AM (RpX3K)

68 "Hugging trees ?

Think of ALL the other un-bruised ribs !
Posted by: JT"

I was just trying to spruce up the yard when I spotted a tree just aspen for it. I think the birch set me up.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 06:57 AM (vFG9F)

69 Coffee made aaahhh

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 06:58 AM (n/1xr)

70 The whole Mar A Lago raid was an FBI op
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2024 06:55 AM (PHukT)
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And CIA (but I repeat myself).

Everything is. There's a regime in charge.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 06:58 AM (RpX3K)

71 Warm and sticky here, though not as bad as it will be in a month or so. I actually found the A/C in the diner last night to be too cold, and we sat outside on the covered porch -- and I still wore my light rain jacket. Since I lost some weight on the "No Type II this year" diet, I've been less bothered by the heat. Who coulda figured, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 06:58 AM (omVj0)

72 @65

>>The whole Mar A Lago raid was an FBI op from the beginning. That is why Smith didn't want trump or his lawyers to have full access to discovery. Cannon just unsealed the files. The FBI planted documents in storage boxes of Trump's stuff at a GSA warehouse in VA, then shipped those boxes to MAL right before the raid.

Of course the whole thing was an Op, they have been running Ops against Trump for almost a decade at this point.

The dude is a Colossus and the the Deep State/IC peeping and pecking at him will stop at nothing to topple him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 06:59 AM (XV/Pl)

73 It's McCulloch, not MacCulloch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2024 06:59 AM (GkFGh)

74 Cannon just unsealed the files. The FBI planted documents in storage boxes of Trump's stuff at a GSA warehouse in VA, then shipped those boxes to MAL right before the raid.
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So, when is Judge Cannon just going to throw the entire case out?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 07:00 AM (Be/+i)

75 The animosity against Israel is another sign of the Adversary's influence in the world

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 07:00 AM (n/1xr)

76 It was as much a set up as the Steele dossier.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 07:01 AM (RIvkX)

77 The animosity against Israel is another sign of the Adversary's influence in the world
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 07:00 AM (n/1xr)
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As Captain Fluellen says, "The perdition of the athversary is fery great."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 07:02 AM (Be/+i)

78 Cannon just unsealed the files. The FBI planted documents in storage boxes of Trump's stuff at a GSA warehouse in VA, then shipped those boxes to MAL right before the raid.

***
da fuk

That's more blatant than Witchmer's kidnapping plot

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 07:02 AM (n/1xr)

79 And now for an hour or 2 of exercise.

חג פסח שמח לכל עם ישראל

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2024 07:02 AM (RpX3K)

80 Two Space endeavors today:

Coverage of the SpaceX Dragon cargo resupply spacecraft's undocking from the International Space Station.
Undocking is scheduled for 1:05 p.m. EDT, 17:05 UTC, and 19:05 CEST.

https://www.youtube.com/live/YFK6BmqqXSw
_____
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-54
Liftoff is targeted for 5:50 p.m. EDT

https://www.youtube.com/live/DOaEurnrB3I

Posted by: Ciampino - awkward to aim & drink at April 28, 2024 07:03 AM (qfLjt)

81 @74

>>So, when is Judge Cannon just going to throw the entire case out?

I think Cannon may be working a drip-drip counter Op to expose the LE/IC by allowing the doc case farce to continue.

We just might have an ally on the inside.

Maybe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 07:03 AM (XV/Pl)

82 It seems every single case against Trump is unraveling more and more as details demonstrate the depths of corrupt officialdom working against him.

Unfortunately, the media is working 24/7 to squash this information so that it never reaches the court of public opinion where it will do Trump the most good.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 07:05 AM (BpYfr)

83 The local news rag says there's a positive correlation between a rise in aggressive crimes and ice cream sales. It sounds like they need to ban ice cream.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:06 AM (vFG9F)

84 To my dying day will believe 2020 was a Coup D'etat
More devious than any Banana Republic

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 07:06 AM (fwDg9)

85 84 To my dying day will believe 2020 was a Coup D'etat
More devious than any Banana Republic
Posted by: Skip

It was a color revolution.
The color being shit brown

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 07:07 AM (n/1xr)

86 If Trump wins b"h he must destroy these evil people root and branch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 07:07 AM (RIvkX)

87 If Trump wins b"h he must destroy these evil people root and branch.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 07:07 AM (RIvkX)
-----------
"Deracinate" is a good word.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 07:08 AM (Be/+i)

88 "Unfortunately, the media is working 24/7 to squash this information so that it never reaches the court of public opinion where it will do Trump the most good.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

The process is the punishment. Even if he gets off scot free the damage is permanent. No amount of retribution will be sufficient.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:09 AM (vFG9F)

89 The local news rag says there's a positive correlation between a rise in aggressive crimes and ice cream sales. It sounds like they need to ban ice cream.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:06 AM (vFG9F)
===

ALL ice cream? I understand banning maple pecan or rum raisin, but you will have to pry mudslide out of my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 07:09 AM (RIvkX)

90 Byeee...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 28, 2024 07:10 AM (Be/+i)

91 'ALL ice cream? I understand banning maple pecan or rum raisin, but you will have to pry mudslide out of my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: San Franpsycho"

If it saves just one life...

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:11 AM (vFG9F)

92 D.C. police rejected pleas from George Washington University officials to clear pro-Palestinian demonstrators out of an on-campus encampment early Friday morning, saying they worried about the optics of moving against a small number of peaceful protesters, according to two officials familiar with the talks.

In 2024 the Executive and Police have very little to do with the protection of rights and properties.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:14 AM (ENQN6)

93 I wasted approx. .007 percent of the entire US GDP by commenting on an old thread.

My bad

*prints moar moneys*

Posted by: Janet Miklos-Yellin at April 28, 2024 07:15 AM (oGyF9)

94
John Earle Sullivan, the onetime racial-justice activist and provocateur who filmed the deadly shooting of Ashli Babbitt at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was sentenced to six years in federal prison by a judge in Washington D.C.

That summabitch and his crew were breaking the windows that Ashli Babbit tried to crawl through. Every time a window was broken his camera moved away. I hope he gets @ss f'd every day of his six years.

He was also caught on camera the evening of J5 with Roy Epps.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 07:15 AM (RKVpM)

95 In 2024 the Executive and Police have very little to do with the protection of rights and properties.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:14 AM (ENQN6)
===

And everything to do with protecting the junta and the measage.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 07:16 AM (RIvkX)

96 The process is the punishment. Even if he gets off scot free the damage is permanent. No amount of retribution will be sufficient.
Posted by: fd

No...comment

Posted by: Lois Lerner, whose pension is more than you will ever make at April 28, 2024 07:17 AM (oGyF9)

97 Of course the whole thing was an Op, they have been running Ops against Trump for almost a decade at this point.

The dude is a Colossus and the the Deep State/IC peeping and pecking at him will stop at nothing to topple him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 06:59 AM (XV/Pl)

I saw the other day the Chief of the Archives admit there is no law (criminal that is) that supports the Records Act.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:18 AM (ENQN6)

98 84 To my dying day will believe 2020 was a Coup D'etat
More devious than any Banana Republic
Posted by: Skip

With shitty bananas.

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 07:19 AM (T4tVD)

99 83 The local news rag says there's a positive correlation between a rise in aggressive crimes and ice cream sales. It sounds like they need to ban ice cream.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:06 AM (vFG9F)


Oh come on! Eating ice cream is the only thing the Boss can do and not screw up.

Posted by: An anonymous White House intern at April 28, 2024 07:19 AM (PiwSw)

100 He was also caught on camera the evening of J5 with Roy Epps.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

There is no Roy Epps.

There was never a Roy Epps.

Now you feel sleepy, very sleepy.....

Posted by: Miklos from Media, dangling pocket watch at April 28, 2024 07:20 AM (oGyF9)

101 Say Thursday I think Arizona is going after Trump people, Giuliani for one of them foe election fraud claims since no court in the country ever found a smidgen of vote fraud.

Of course no court ever looked for fraud but that's the Catch 22

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 07:20 AM (fwDg9)

102 The Daily Mail is touting Detroit as a great place to visit and live in their lead article this morning. You can get houses really cheap.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:20 AM (vFG9F)

103 Miklos I went downstairs to read your comments so all is not lost

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 07:20 AM (RIvkX)

104 It occurs to me that while we know a great deal about the junta's FBI chief, we know very little about its CIA chief.

Trump's CIA pick was frequently in the newz.

Odd, that. (not really)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 07:21 AM (Q4IgG)

105 There is no Roy Epps.

There was never a Roy Epps.

Now you feel sleepy, very sleepy.....
Posted by: Miklos from Media, dangling pocket watch at April 28, 2024 07:20 AM (oGyF9)

We were always at war with Oceana.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:21 AM (ENQN6)

106 It is the director of nat intell you need to know about

Avril Danica Haines (born August 27, 1969) is an American lawyer and senior government official who serves as the director of national intelligence in the Biden administration. She is the first woman to serve in this role. Haines previously served as Deputy National Security Advisor and Deputy Director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) in the Obama administration. Prior to her appointment to the CIA, she served as Deputy Counsel to the President for National Security Affairs in the Office of White House Counsel.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:23 AM (ENQN6)

107 It's McCulloch, not MacCulloch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Careful, me laddie

Don't get yer skirts up

Posted by: Miklos is one quarter McCulloch at April 28, 2024 07:23 AM (oGyF9)

108 Oh goody.

Both MAF sensors have arrived at the Charleston USPS processing facility already.

I may get them by Tuesday, instead of Wednesday.

And the O2 sensors are due on Wednesday.

Might have the wagon back running properly by the weekend.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 07:24 AM (a1415)

109 I had no idea that Detroit has "amazing" food? What would that be?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:24 AM (vFG9F)

110 Good morning! Lotsa rain, thunder and lightning here. The patio flooded and the oldest boys house was struck by lightning around 0330. No injuries but water is pouring through the ceiling in the girls room. Just a matter of time before the sheetrock collapses.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2024 07:25 AM (YRsIm)

111
John Earle Sullivan should be subpoenaed by some committee and put under oath. I know damn well he was there on J6 with some muscle who broke the windows, that led to the death of Ashley Babbitt.

Get him on record. Ask him the questions. Grow a set.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 07:25 AM (RKVpM)

112 "What would that be?"

Goat?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 07:25 AM (a1415)

113 Miklos I went downstairs to read your comments so all is not lost
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Sir-

For your Delectation and Amusement

Posted by: Miklos has a larger vocabulary than any random Harvard professor at April 28, 2024 07:26 AM (oGyF9)

114 "Just a matter of time before the sheetrock collapses."

Ouch.

Prayers for safety, and modest repair requirements.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 07:27 AM (a1415)

115 I had no idea that Detroit has "amazing" food? What would that be?
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:24 AM (vFG9F)

Down at the house, the house, the house of blue lights
There's fryers, broilers, and Detroit barbecue ribs
But the treat of the treat
Is when they serve up those fine egg beats
You wanna spend the rest of your brights
Down at the house, the house of blue lights...

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 07:27 AM (R/m4+)

116 times I've been "amazed" by food
1. Chocolate souffle at Four Seasons
2. Cherries Jubilee at Golden Steer
3. Noodle kugel with fruit sauce at Katz' Deli

Yeah I got a sweet tooth

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 07:27 AM (RIvkX)

117 I had no idea that Detroit has "amazing" food? What would that be?
Posted by: fd

Milwaukee-Milorganite

Do the maths

Posted by: Miklos has a larger vocabulary than any random Harvard professor at April 28, 2024 07:28 AM (oGyF9)

118 I'm amazed that people will eat cicadas.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:28 AM (vFG9F)

119 Yeah I got a sweet tooth
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Bananas Foster

Yes, you can do this at home

Posted by: Miklos, quasi-trained New Orleans chef at April 28, 2024 07:30 AM (oGyF9)

120 They do Bananas Foster at Golden Steer as well but it isn't as good as the Cherries Jubilee

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

121 They do Bananas Foster at Golden Steer as well but it isn't as good as the Cherries Jubilee
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Eat what you want, snob

Posted by: Golden Corral at April 28, 2024 07:32 AM (oGyF9)

122 105
It's James Ray Epps.

Posted by: Ciampino - Name the bugger at April 28, 2024 07:32 AM (qfLjt)

123 People will eat most anything though. For example:

" They also eat the coffee rat, roasted or fried in oil, which is much smaller, the head and body only measuring about four or five inches. These animals are migratory, and commit great damages on the coffee tree, as many as a thousand having been killed in a day on one estate. The planters offer a reward for the destruction of these rodents, which brings grist to the mill in two ways to the coolies who hunt or entrap them, namely, in money and food."

Are you not amazed?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:32 AM (vFG9F)

124 111
John Earle Sullivan should be subpoenaed by some committee and put under oath. I know damn well he was there on J6 with some muscle who broke the windows, that led to the death of Ashley Babbitt.

Get him on record. Ask him the questions. Grow a set.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 07:25 AM (RKVpM)

1 video showed her talking to some dude and trying to get them to stand back.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:33 AM (ENQN6)

125 Posted by: Golden Corral at April 28, 2024 07:32 AM (oGyF9
====

Just keep selling chicken nuggets to the plebes you'll be fine

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

126 OT, if there is a topic: Anybody join the AMAC, the Association of Mature American Citizens? It's supposed to be a conservative alternative to AARP, a resister of OblamaCare, etc. For $16 a year, there are apparently all kinds of benefits and discounts available to members. Any of you a member, and do those discounts et al. really pay off?

Here's the website: https://amac.us/

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 07:34 AM (omVj0)

127 It's James Ray Epps.
Posted by: Ciampino

NEIN!

Es gibts keine.

Posted by: Bob from the Stasi/NSA at April 28, 2024 07:35 AM (oGyF9)

128 "Did you, in this litigation, challenge the appointment of special counsel?" Thomas asked Trump attorney John Sauer on Thursday during a nearly three-hour session at the Supreme Court.

Good question.
Is Jack Smith legally allowed to bring this case?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:38 AM (ENQN6)

129 > Just keep selling chicken nuggets to the plebes you'll be fine
_________

I recall chicken nuggets in elementary school back in the 60's. I'm pretty sure they were not real chicken because each little nugget was perfectly shaped and breaded.

Still ate them tho'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 07:39 AM (Q4IgG)

130 For those who enjoy Powerline Week in Pictures:

https://is.gd/dk1yjF

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2024 07:39 AM (PiwSw)

131 if there is a topic: Anybody join the AMAC,



I did, and found their benefits to be of limited use.

They are an alternative to the the Other One, which is basically a sales arm of United Health Medicare Gap insurance.

You get discounts, but nothing you cannot negotiate yourself.

Posted by: Miklos answers at April 28, 2024 07:40 AM (oGyF9)

132 This must be Suzanne Pleshette Day on over-the-air TV. First she was in an episode of The Invaders from 1968, and now in Nevada Smith w/ Steve McQueen. Nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 07:41 AM (omVj0)

133 I recall chicken nuggets in elementary school back in the 60's. I'm pretty sure they were not real chicken because each little nugget was perfectly shaped and breaded.

Still ate them tho'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

*smile*

Posted by: Big Soy at April 28, 2024 07:42 AM (oGyF9)

134 I recall chicken nuggets in elementary school back in the 60's. I'm pretty sure they were not real chicken because each little nugget was perfectly shaped and breaded.
Still ate them tho'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 07:39 AM (Q4IgG)

Theys was real chickens. Just not part of the chickens that you see sold and are used to.

Waste not want not.

All ground up and mixed with seasonings and loaded with protein and calcium.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 07:42 AM (R/m4+)

135 They are an alternative to the the Other One, which is basically a sales arm of United Health Medicare Gap insurance.

You get discounts, but nothing you cannot negotiate yourself.
Posted by: Miklos answers at April 28, 2024


***
I wondered. You always see the 'RP name mentioned in TV and print ads offering senior discounts, but never AMAC.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 07:42 AM (omVj0)

136 @97

>>I saw the other day the Chief of the Archives admit there is no law (criminal that is) that supports the Records Act.

Yes, there are no criminal statutes attached to the Presidential Records Act because, uhmm, all records created by the executive branch are for the President, ie The Unitary Executive, so that's why up until Trump, all Presidents have enjoyed the ability to keep and retain records from their administration, which is also why the Deep State had to create process crimes and leverage the f**king espinoage act to go after a former President of the US.

F**k These Animals.

If G-d smiles upon us and helps Trump get re-elected, Trump needs to go after these people, ruin these people, hound these people as they have attempted ruin and hound him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 07:43 AM (XV/Pl)

137 It's James Ray Epps.
Posted by: Ciampino

You know who else had the middle name Ray?

It is actually quite a list.

Posted by: MLK shooter, par example at April 28, 2024 07:44 AM (oGyF9)

138 Every day is Suzanne Pleshette Day, in my mind

Posted by: 94 year old Bob Newhart at April 28, 2024 07:44 AM (Yg+Bs)

139 "I'm pretty sure they were not real chicken because each little nugget was perfectly shaped and breaded. "

I think they started as mechanically separated chicken scraps. Then mixed with a semi-liquid binder, extruded into a shape, breaded and fried.

If you pulled one open, the interior looked like flesh colored meat sponge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 07:44 AM (a1415)

140 Off for a quick grocery run, all. I'll be back for the start of the Book Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 07:44 AM (omVj0)

141 @128

>>Is Jack Smith legally allowed to bring this case?

By the clear wording of the statute, no, but again, the Deep State and The Junta will do as they please and it's up to the courts to stop them at this point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 07:44 AM (XV/Pl)

142 Nevada Smith was a sequel to The Carpetbaggers and he was a character in The Carpetbaggers. Read that book in 1974. I didn't know what that term meant before then. Good stories.

Posted by: Ciampino - Name the author. at April 28, 2024 07:45 AM (qfLjt)

143 Off for a quick grocery run, all. I'll be back for the start of the Book Thread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 07:44 AM (omVj0)
---
We can't start without you!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 07:45 AM (BpYfr)

144 We make our tasty nuggets in the shape of little coffee rats.

Posted by: CoffeeRatNuggets at April 28, 2024 07:46 AM (vFG9F)

145 @137

>>You know who else had the middle name Ray? It is actually quite a list.

Actually his last name was Ray, but close enough for the AMT.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 07:46 AM (XV/Pl)

146 I recall chicken nuggets in elementary school back in the 60's. I'm pretty sure they were not real chicken because each little nugget was perfectly shaped and breaded.
Still ate them tho'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 07:39 AM (Q4IgG)
---
Those come from a boneless chicken ranch.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 07:47 AM (BpYfr)

147
It's James Ray Epps.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2024 07:47 AM (RKVpM)

148 Apparently, the Propaganda Press is disappointed in Sleepy Joe's roast of PDJT from last night. The best line he got off seems to have been a claim Trump is "six years old".

I guess everyone must look very young, to a doddering dementia patient like Biden.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2024 07:47 AM (Yg+Bs)

149 If you pulled one open, the interior looked like flesh colored meat sponge.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Which is why you don't do that.

Posted by: McDonald's expects better of you at April 28, 2024 07:48 AM (oGyF9)

150 "You know who else had the middle name Ray? It is actually quite a list."

I had quite a streak.

Posted by: Harold Ray Ragsdale at April 28, 2024 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

151 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2024 07:48 AM (PQ4m2)

152 It's Amy Schumer

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2024 07:49 AM (oGyF9)

153 @148

>>I guess everyone must look very young, to a doddering dementia patient like Biden.

I will say this, at least Nerd Prom has dropped completely out of The Zeitgeist as I didn't see any mention of it taking place until this morning.

There is usually a big build up to it and now, crickets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 07:49 AM (XV/Pl)

154 Was the Wh Correspondents Dinner an contribution to the the democratic party last night?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2024 07:50 AM (PQ4m2)

155 > I saw the other day the Chief of the Archives admit there is no law (criminal that is) that supports the Records Act.
______________

You would think that a judge would/should know this.

You would also think that the judge who knows this and ignores it in order to persecute someone should be strung up on a lamppost.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 07:50 AM (Q4IgG)

156 I had quite a streak.
Posted by: Harold Ray Ragsdale

DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!

Posted by: Miklos sez HA! at April 28, 2024 07:50 AM (oGyF9)

157 Miklos I went downstairs to read your comments so all is not lost
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Where downstairs ?

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 07:50 AM (T4tVD)

158 BLT on Wonder Bread toast with Duke's.

It's Got Twang!

Life is good.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 07:51 AM (R/m4+)

159 "Where downstairs ?"

Between the workbench and the drier.

Just move the laundry basket.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 07:51 AM (a1415)

160 130. Week in Pictures, lizzo warning. The German Iditarod is great.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 28, 2024 07:52 AM (2NHgQ)

161 FWIW, Trump will be convicted of everything.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 28, 2024 07:53 AM (W/tWw)

162 BLT on Wonder Bread toast with Duke's.



Now see?

We can have nice things!

Posted by: Miklos the misguided Optimist at April 28, 2024 07:53 AM (oGyF9)

163 Hiya Cap'n !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 07:53 AM (T4tVD)

164 Where downstairs ?
Posted by: JT

there downstairs

Posted by: it is pronounced Eye-Gore at April 28, 2024 07:54 AM (oGyF9)

165 Nerd prom will not receive a lot of coverage due to the hamas sympathizer presence. They don't want to have to explain how they actually support the protesters.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 28, 2024 07:55 AM (2NHgQ)

166 "Now see?

We can have nice things!"

But it's turkey bacon!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 07:55 AM (a1415)

167 Isn't this interesting. A picture of a Passover Seder at the Obama White House. Note who's seated at the head of the table:

https://is.gd/7rnwEd

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2024 07:55 AM (PiwSw)

168 The Buffalo/ Niagara Falls metropolitan area has half the population and 10 times the area of Queens. We drove back to our hotel at 3pm and there was no traffic.
No wonder it is so livable here
Posted by: Jamaica at April 28, 2024 06:13 AM (5Vjm9)


There is no better weather in the US from May-October. Alas, it is still in NYS, and that is why we moved to Florida a few years ago. NYS is a political mess.

(Avoid Transit and Niagara Falls Blvd if you are not a fan of traffic.)




Posted by: Ann at April 28, 2024 07:56 AM (xaEkG)

169 I think I know why there wasn't any Nerd Prom coverage.


https://tinyurl.com/58ruf75k

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 07:56 AM (a1415)

170 But it's turkey bacon!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Diversity, Inclusion, and Tolerance. Inshallah.

Still wrong, though

Posted by: Moderately tolerant Miklos at April 28, 2024 07:58 AM (oGyF9)

171 "Protesters greet reporters with chants of 'shame' and 'quit' outside annual dinner"

Must have been Trump supporters.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

172 "Diversity, Inclusion, and Tolerance. Inshallah.

Still wrong, though "

I draw the line at plant based tomatoes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 07:59 AM (a1415)

173
A picture of a Passover Seder at the Obama White House.

Not many yarmulkes in that picture. I count one.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 07:59 AM (RKVpM)

174 141 @128

>>Is Jack Smith legally allowed to bring this case?

By the clear wording of the statute, no, but again, the Deep State and The Junta will do as they please and it's up to the courts to stop them at this point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 07:44 AM (XV/Pl)

I was thinking after I listen to the words again that Thomas was asking is Jack actually a legal appointment.
Attorney General Merrick Garland tapped Jack Smith, a longtime federal prosecutor and former head of the Justice Department's public integrity section, as special counsel.

§ 600.3 Qualifications of the Special Counsel.
The Special Counsel shall be selected from outside the United States Government.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 07:59 AM (ENQN6)

175 "You know who else had the middle name Ray? It is actually quite a list."
I had quite a streak.
Posted by: Harold Ray Ragsdale at April 28, 2024 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

I wish my bitches would get here. I ain't got time to be sitting in this cell with you.

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at April 28, 2024 08:00 AM (R/m4+)

176 "Ralliers cried "Free, free Palestine." They cheered when at one point someone inside the Washington Hilton — where the dinner has been held for decades — unfurled a Palestinian flag from a top-floor hotel window."

Like a bunch of Nazis.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

177 Every day is Suzanne Pleshette Day, in my mind
Posted by: 94 year old Bob Newhart at April 28, 2024 07:44 AM (Yg+Bs)

--

He called her Suzy and said she had the more filthy mouth than most sailors. I find that funny because that's the total antithesis to what you'd think. I saw a 60s movie with her in it, whose title I forget, where she was traveling around on a bus in Europe with other Americans. She never looked more beautiful than in that movie.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2024 08:01 AM (mupln)

178 https://twitter.com/DschlopesIsBack/status/
1638539484852617219?s=20

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 28, 2024 08:02 AM (gxokI)

179 173
A picture of a Passover Seder at the Obama White House.

Not many yarmulkes in that picture. I count one.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 07:59 AM (RKVpM)

On the 4th day of Passover my...

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:02 AM (ENQN6)

180 176 "Ralliers cried "Free, free Palestine." They cheered when at one point someone inside the Washington Hilton — where the dinner has been held for decades — unfurled a Palestinian flag from a top-floor hotel window."

Like a bunch of Nazis.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

Code Pink. THe people that were going to firebomb the RNC in Austin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:03 AM (ENQN6)

181 Isn't this interesting. A picture of a Passover Seder at the Obama White House. Note who's seated at the head of the table:
https://is.gd/7rnwEd
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2024 07:55 AM (PiwSw)

Is that Robert Mugabe? I thought he was tango uniform.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 08:04 AM (R/m4+)

182 I wish my bitches would get here. I ain't got time to be sitting in this cell with you.

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine

And stop puttin' out yo Kools on my hardwood floors!

Posted by: Billy Ray Miklos, upon consultation with the Duke Brothers at April 28, 2024 08:04 AM (oGyF9)

183 Passover, a holiday we celebrate to commemorate when palestenian escaped jewish slavery !

-brack obrama

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2024 08:05 AM (V13WU)

184 Barbers in CT run out in traffic to save toddler:

https://tinyurl.com/yut56zne

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2024 08:05 AM (PcgiC)

185 >>I think I know why there wasn't any Nerd Prom coverage.

And this is how you know the media is nothing but gaslighting..


Headline: Colin Jost Roasts Biden, the Press and Gets Sentimental at White House Correspondents Dinner


If you actually watched it, he pretty much slams Trump and Republicans throughout it while licking The Meat Puppet and The Junta's taint.

The guy is, as Norm MacDonald would say, Comedy Poison.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 08:05 AM (XV/Pl)

186 "According to a preliminary investigation released Friday by the Committee to Protect Journalists, nearly 100 journalists have been killed covering the war in Gaza. Israel has defended its actions, saying it has been targeting militants."

Damn. That's all?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:06 AM (vFG9F)

187 § 600.3 Qualifications of the Special Counsel.
The Special Counsel shall be selected from outside the United States Government.
Posted by: rhennigantx

§ 600.3 Qualifications of the Special Counsel.

(a) An individual named as Special Counsel shall be a lawyer with a reputation for integrity and impartial decisionmaking

OK

Posted by: Deep State Miklos at April 28, 2024 08:07 AM (oGyF9)

188 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2024 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

189 Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 08:09 AM (a1415)

190 Actual Joke from Nerd Prom:

Colin Jost: It's great to be here at Nerd Prom, although, Matt Gaetz is at an actual Prom.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

Ow ow, my ribs, my ribs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 08:09 AM (XV/Pl)

191 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Now see?

We can have nice things!

Posted by: Smiling Miklos at April 28, 2024 08:09 AM (oGyF9)

192 krakatoa West of Java

Thank you for the EMT. Verbose as ever, I see. Hope your ventures are going great.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2024 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

193 Smiling Miklos

Your comments, and your three wayward women, are some of those nice things. You amuse and educate. Don't ask me the ratio.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2024 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

194 All is going according to plan.

Posted by: Big Keffiyeh at April 28, 2024 08:11 AM (vFG9F)

195 Grits.

Country ham.

Red eye gravy.

Posted by: Smiling Miklos is Hawngry at April 28, 2024 08:11 AM (oGyF9)

196 Well, it appears on first inspection the roof ridge was struck and resulted in a hole about 12"x3" and the destruction of the underlying deck in a 6-8' diameter radius. Shingles missing, the deck is delaminated and punctured in a couple of places. The water has now pooled above a couple of the bedrooms and the kitchen. The good thing is that it's a rental property.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2024 08:12 AM (YRsIm)

197 195 Grits.

Country ham.

Red eye gravy.
Posted by: Smiling Miklos is Hawngry at April 28, 2024 08:11 AM (oGyF9)]


I'll be right over.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2024 08:12 AM (PiwSw)

198 krakatoa West of Java

(I thought it was South of Bellybutton.....)

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 08:13 AM (T4tVD)

199 "The good thing is that it's a rental property."

Renter's Insurance for any damaged personal property?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 08:13 AM (a1415)

200 Don't ask me the ratio.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

By people, it is 3/1

By weight, closer to 6/1

Posted by: Smiling Miklos has no specific complaints at April 28, 2024 08:13 AM (oGyF9)

201
195 Grits.

Country ham.

Red eye gravy.
Posted by: Smiling Miklos is Hawngry

you lost me at "Grits"

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2024 08:13 AM (V13WU)

202 I read somewhere tjat Buffalo has the most sunny days with low humidity of any city east of the Mississippi.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 28, 2024 08:14 AM (nCx1H)

203 "Grits.

Country ham.

Red eye gravy.
Posted by: Smiling Miklos "

Ain't none of those 'Beyond Grits', plant based grits..
Is they?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 08:15 AM (a1415)

204 I'll be right over.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

dammit

*puts on moar grits*

Posted by: Smiling Miklos enjoys the preparation of food items at April 28, 2024 08:15 AM (oGyF9)

205 you know what's good ? country fired/southern fried potatoes !

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2024 08:15 AM (V13WU)

206 "appears on first inspection the roof ridge was struck and resulted in a hole about 12"x3" and the destruction of the underlying deck in a 6-8' diameter radius"

Dang. A lighting rod would have been of some use there. I see so many in places where they would no be effective at all. I'm glad everyone is ok. It must have made one heck of a bang.

Posted by: Big Keffiyeh at April 28, 2024 08:16 AM (vFG9F)

207 After months of indecision, Mr. Bragg finally settled on a gotcha, suggesting the NDA payment made by lawyer Michael Cohen was an illegal campaign contribution—even though the money came from the candidate—that Mr. Trump criminally concealed from voters, amounting to election “interference” or “fraud.”
Consider the sheer nuttiness of this argument

WSJ NOT behind paywall
https://tinyurl.com/54bz74ke

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:17 AM (ENQN6)

208 Why is it now a thing to call a rechargeable battery bank a power generator?

Seem to be everywhere.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 08:17 AM (a1415)

209 Ain't none of those 'Beyond Grits', plant based grits..
Is they?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

You like living in Sacaliner, bubba?

Mind your mouth and we gonna be Fine.

Posted by: Smiling Miklos casts an aspersive glance down I 26 at April 28, 2024 08:17 AM (oGyF9)

210 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

There has been a lot of procreative sex at my humble abode of debt in the last week.

One the rear deck railing, two turkey vultures will gaze at the eastern horizon. One would get closer to the other, then climb on the back of the presumed female. The female would try to balance on the rail. After a minute or 5, the male gets off onto the rail next to his lover.
Unlike two years ago, he would not spread his wings.

The two birds just stand on the railing for 20 to 80 minutes, both looking to the east.

I've seen three occasions, but the closest I could get with a camera was just after the male dismount.

Russ Myers I'm not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2024 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

211 65 The whole Mar A Lago raid was an FBI op from the beginning. That is why Smith didn't want trump or his lawyers to have full access to discovery. Cannon just unsealed the files. The FBI planted documents in storage boxes of Trump's stuff at a GSA warehouse in VA, then shipped those boxes to MAL right before the raid.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2024 06:55 AM (PHukT)
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Just wow.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2024 08:18 AM (Qgr0I)

212 "Why is it now a thing to call a rechargeable battery bank a power generator?"

I've noticed that too. They don't generate anything.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:19 AM (vFG9F)

213 you lost me at "Grits"
Posted by: runner

hehe

Posted by: More grits for Miklos at April 28, 2024 08:19 AM (oGyF9)

214 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 28, 2024 08:19 AM (dg+HA)

215 183 Passover, a holiday we celebrate to commemorate when palestenian escaped jewish slavery !

-brack obrama
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2024 08:05 AM (V13WU)

Or when the Choom Gang didnt share their weed

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:19 AM (ENQN6)

216
Why is it now a thing to call a rechargeable battery bank a power generator?

Seem to be everywhere.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 08:17 AM


A lot of them are bundled with a solar panel, so in a way that duo does generate power.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 08:19 AM (RKVpM)

217 "The two birds just stand on the railing for 20 to 80 minutes, both looking to the east. "

No smoking after sex?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 08:19 AM (a1415)

218 Why is it now a thing to call a rechargeable battery bank a power generator?

Seem to be everywhere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Because everybody (other than myself) lies.

Posted by: Need a Car? Call Honest Miklos at BR-549 at April 28, 2024 08:21 AM (oGyF9)

219 Feds Approve Grizzlies Back In Washington State, Wyoming Bears Likely To Be Used

Elijah knows a thing or 2 about calling bears.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:21 AM (ENQN6)

220
If you're smoking after sex, somebody needs to slow the fvck down.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2024 08:21 AM (RKVpM)

221 217 "The two birds just stand on the railing for 20 to 80 minutes, both looking to the east. "

No smoking after sex?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 08:19 AM (a1415)
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If you use enough lubrication ......

Posted by: Ciampino - Don't put KY Jelly on the toast at April 28, 2024 08:22 AM (qfLjt)

222 "Power Bank" is the more appropriate term.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2024 08:22 AM (dg+HA)

223 A lot of them are bundled with a solar panel, so in a way that duo does generate power.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

A solar panel does not generate "power".

It collects energy.

Posted by: Miklos, called a pedantic asshole by one of the CoBs (you guess which one) at April 28, 2024 08:23 AM (oGyF9)

224 A solar panel is an energy collector, not a generator.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:23 AM (vFG9F)

225 Between six and eight Palestinian athletes are expected to compete at the Paris Olympics, with some set to be invited by the International Olympic Committee even if they fail to qualify, said its leader, Thomas Bach.

Specious Olympics

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:24 AM (ENQN6)

226 219 Feds Approve Grizzlies Back In Washington State, Wyoming Bears Likely To Be Used

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:21 AM (ENQN6)
----
Why can't they get some new bears?

Posted by: Ciampino - Don't put KY Jelly on the toast! at April 28, 2024 08:24 AM (qfLjt)

227 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 08:13 AM (a1415)

He doesn't think like that, or listen to me when I tell him it's not that expensive. It's just another expense to him.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2024 08:25 AM (YRsIm)

228 What Miklos said. Anyway, having a few solar panels and a battery pack with inverter around is a good idea, especially after the generator runs out of fuel.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:25 AM (vFG9F)

229 Between six and eight Palestinian athletes are expected to compete at the Paris Olympics, with some set to be invited by the International Olympic Committee even if they fail to qualify, said its leader, Thomas Bach.

Put them in the Jewish dorm and inform Fatah.

Posted by: Miklos, with the occasional evil thought at April 28, 2024 08:25 AM (oGyF9)

230 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Serving customers.

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 08:26 AM (T4tVD)

231 Colin Joust: Sleepy Joe is here, although I will say, its after 10pm. meanwhile, Trump is in a NYC courtroom falling asleep for real, FOX News says he's being Anti-Woke.


Haahhaahhaha!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2024 08:27 AM (XV/Pl)

232 They must have been going great guns to cut down 17 million trees in Scotland for a wind farm.

I'm thinking the thermal energy from 17 million trees would exceed many times over the lifetime wind energy the sales weasels for this project promised.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 08:27 AM (4HcMG)

233 "Power Bank" is the more appropriate term.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Power Boink is my goal

Posted by: Miklos, maybe the Philippines? at April 28, 2024 08:27 AM (oGyF9)

234 Just listen to Roberts. He points out the DC Appellate ruling actually states that of course we can charge the President,

we just did it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:29 AM (ENQN6)

235 224 A solar panel is an energy collector, not a generator.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:23 AM (vFG9F)
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Then a diesel/gasoline generator isn't, as it is a converter: chemical energy in the fuel is converted to electricity by the motor and then that electricity goes back as chemical energy in the battery as it is charged. Finally when you use it, once again chemical energy goes to electrical.

Posted by: Ciampino - Don't put KY Jelly on the toast... at April 28, 2024 08:30 AM (qfLjt)

236 A solar panel is an energy collector, not a generator.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:23 AM (vFG9F)

Lookit da BIG Brain on yew !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 08:30 AM (T4tVD)

237 226 219 Feds Approve Grizzlies Back In Washington State, Wyoming Bears Likely To Be Used

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:21 AM (ENQN6)
----
Why can't they get some new bears?
Posted by: Ciampino - Don't put KY Jelly on the toast! at April 28, 2024 08:24 AM (qfLjt)

Bad credit rating

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:31 AM (ENQN6)

238 Why is it now a thing to call a rechargeable battery bank a power generator?


Because the word "power". A chemical or mechanical process can "generate" power.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 08:31 AM (4HcMG)

239 "Posted by: Ciampino"

Now do hydro.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:32 AM (vFG9F)

240 Morning Horde. So last night was the big Washington tongue bath. I only saw clips from the Hunger Games but the press dinner but it sure looked like the elite were all laughing at the rubes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 08:32 AM (UwmMe)

241 Then a diesel/gasoline generator isn't, as it is a converter: chemical energy in the fuel is converted to electricity by the motor and then that electricity goes back as chemical energy in the battery as it is charged. Finally when you use it, once again chemical energy goes to electrical.
Posted by: Ciampino - Don't put KY Jelly on the toast... at April 28, 2024 08:30 AM (qfLjt)

The best energy storage to date is water. When the wind blows TOO much use the power to pump water uphill. Too little and let it flow back down to turbine.

PS I cannot believe Mush cant fiugure out the Tesla Water Wheel.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:33 AM (ENQN6)

242 Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Think of all the cooling lost with all those trees cut down. Evapotranspiration is a good thing.

This is a crime by wind freaks against Gaia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2024 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

243 239 "Posted by: Ciampino"

Now do hydro.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:32 AM (vFG9F)
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Potential energy (falling water) becomes electricity by turning a turbine 'generator'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Don't put KY Jelly on the toast.. at April 28, 2024 08:35 AM (qfLjt)

244 There are already bears in WA state. Thrre's no needto bring in grizzlies, other than to have them kill livestock.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 08:35 AM (yeEu9)

245 Well, the grits are on the griddle, so to speak.

Posted by: Miklos, who will be even hawngrier at April 28, 2024 08:35 AM (oGyF9)

246 >>> The process is the punishment.

Catchy phrase but greatly diminishes what is really going on -
They are going beyond merely framing people, but fabricating crimes, or the 'appearance' of a crime, with the intent of 'framing' a specific target of the made up crime.
It helps when there are complete cabals and networks of cabals working in concert to make these happen, even if not co-conspirators from the initiation of the op.

>>> The whole Mar A Lago raid was an FBI op from the beginning. That is why Smith didn't want trump or his lawyers to have full access to discovery. Cannon just unsealed the files. The FBI planted documents in storage boxes of Trump's stuff at a GSA warehouse in VA, then shipped those boxes to MAL right before the raid.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

In a just society they would be tried and executed for treason against the USA*, or merely sentenced to eternity in prison for a series of violations of civil rights under color of law that would shock criminal syndicates.

*Or is 'treason' merely knowingly telling a declared enemy foreign state of some minor fact/event which may amount to nothing vs. attacking the heart of the nation directly...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 08:35 AM (cOq4q)

247 Israel has defended its actions, saying it has been targeting militants."

Does this mean the "militants" are wearing discernible uniforms?

I know the Israelis have perfected the airport profiling/screening, but this is taking it to another level.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 08:36 AM (4HcMG)

248 All the energy conversion comes back to the Sun. An internal combustion powered dynamo is just an energy converter in that sense.

Not in the conventional sense though. Go to Home Depot and tell them you want a internal combustion powered dynamo with an AC inverter and they will send you to the section where the generators are.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:37 AM (vFG9F)

249 I recently bought a solar battery "bank" for recharging cell phones, tablets and perhaps a laptop during a power outage.

I've got it charging in the sun right now to see how long it takes to "fill" the battery bank inside. I believe it will take all day, assuming full sun.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 08:37 AM (Q4IgG)

250 The best energy storage to date is water.
Posted by: rhennigantx

"breaks water"

*generates life*

Posted by: women at April 28, 2024 08:38 AM (oGyF9)

251 Found a good channel about typewriters on You Tube: Just My Typewriter. Has info on cleaning as well as using one. I was entertained by sharing my typewriter class experience.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 08:39 AM (yeEu9)

252 Notsothoreau

Any more close calls with all those line storms?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2024 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

253 There are already bears in WA state. Thrre's no needto bring in grizzlies, other than to have them kill livestock.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 08:35 AM (yeEu9)

We here at the Department Of The Interior feel it is imperative to keep our phoney baloney jobs that we advise where, when and how to re-introduce species where their lack of survivability caused them to be wiped out in the first place.

Please follow our new Everglades And The Cane Toad program for more updates on that exciting adventure.

Posted by: Hillary Jordan, DOI Under Under Secretary to the Secretary at April 28, 2024 08:40 AM (R/m4+)

254 Not in the conventional sense though. Go to Home Depot and tell them you want a internal combustion powered dynamo with an AC inverter and they will send you to the section where the generators are.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:37 AM (vFG9F)

Ummm. No. They would start looking it up on that phone like thing they all carry that knows how many of whatever you are looking for is in a store 80 miles away.

Posted by: Reforger at April 28, 2024 08:41 AM (B705c)

255
I've got it charging in the sun right now to see how long it takes to "fill" the battery bank inside. I believe it will take all day, assuming full sun.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 08:37 AM


Be careful to monitor it's % charge. Pixy was warning about something called 'battery bloat' where bad things happen when a battery is overcharged.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 08:41 AM (RKVpM)

256 Hamas has journalists, and pretend-journalists, running with its militants. Israel targets the militants, hits the militants and those running with them. "Israel targets journalists!!"

Same as the hospitals, hostages, and other human shields.

Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2024 08:41 AM (SYTee)

257 And she has Lucas from Typewriter Chicago on to talk about typefaces. His site is
https://typewriterchicago.com/

Does repairs, has ribbons and is very knowledgeable. Young Asian man, which surprised me.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 08:41 AM (yeEu9)

258 All the energy conversion comes back to the Sun. An internal combustion powered dynamo is just an energy converter in that sense.

Not in the conventional sense though. Go to Home Depot and tell them you want a internal combustion powered dynamo with an AC inverter and they will send you to the section where the generators are.
Posted by: fd

Geothermal and nukes perk up.

Hydropower nods sagely.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 08:41 AM (cOq4q)

259 I was entertained by sharing my typewriter class experience.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Are we still a thing?

Posted by: IBM Selectrics with Balls at April 28, 2024 08:41 AM (oGyF9)

260 Or is 'treason' merely knowingly telling a declared enemy foreign state of some minor fact/event which may amount to nothing vs. attacking the heart of the nation directly...

Our language has changed a lot since we turned it over to the deconstructionalist Leftists.

Words like: "Threat to " + "Climate", "Democracy", "National Security", "White Privilege/Supremacy/Patriarchy", "BIPOC", "Freedoms", "Women's Health" etc don't actually mean any of those things, they mean to the Leftists "Threats to our total possession of power

"Treason" is now merely a trigger word to stir the crowds to hang someone - and that word has been overused and misapplied into irrelevancy.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 08:42 AM (4HcMG)

261 Hillary Jordan, DOI Under Under Secretary to the Secretary

*Send the Burmese Pythons to her office, STAT. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2024 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

262 >>A solar panel is an energy collector, not a generator.

Axshuly, they are power generators. They generate DC electricity.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 08:42 AM (LkLld)

263 247 Israel has defended its actions, saying it has been targeting militants."

Does this mean the "militants" are wearing discernible uniforms?

I know the Israelis have perfected the airport profiling/screening, but this is taking it to another level.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 08:36 AM (4HcMG)
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Just my opinion here.
1. Anyone in a conflict/battle zone and in possession of a weapon is a legitimate target.
2. Anyone in a conflict/battle zone can be assumed/mistaken for a militant and expect to be targeted. Don't go there.

Posted by: Ciampino - They do like tablecloths on the heads at April 28, 2024 08:43 AM (qfLjt)

264 > I've got it charging in the sun right now to see how long it takes to "fill" the battery bank inside. I believe it will take all day, assuming full sun.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 08:37 AM

Be careful to monitor it's % charge. Pixy was warning about something called 'battery bloat' where bad things happen when a battery is overcharged.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2024 08:41 AM (RKVpM)

_____________
I think it has an "auto shut-off" when charging, both via the solar panel and USB.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 08:44 AM (Q4IgG)

265 Not in the conventional sense though. Go to Home Depot and tell them you want a internal combustion powered dynamo with an AC inverter and they will send you to the section where the generators are.

Only if you speak to someone over the age of fifty. Everyone else will blankly stare at you until you speak their version of English.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 08:44 AM (4HcMG)

266 nearly 100 journalists have been killed covering the war in Gaza. Israel has defended its actions, saying it has been targeting militants."

Damn. That's all?
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:06 AM (vFG9F)

A good start

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 28, 2024 08:44 AM (/6GbT)

267 No, I think we were on the edge of it. It was out towards Russell where it was the worst. Very black clouds. We did have some lightning flashes but nothing major

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 08:44 AM (yeEu9)

268 Ciampino

Not one person on the left read Heinlein saying "Do not stand next to the person throwing shit at an armed man."

Where are their fathers?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2024 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

269 I've got it charging in the sun right now to see how long it takes to "fill" the battery bank inside. I believe it will take all day, assuming full sun.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

Solar powered martinis would be cool.

Posted by: Miklos would even try one, kinda 60s Space age retro cool at April 28, 2024 08:45 AM (oGyF9)

270 I don't do electtic typewriters although they did discuss the Selectrics.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 08:46 AM (yeEu9)

271 I've learned a thing or two about typewriters.

Posted by: Dan "Fake But Accurate" Rather at April 28, 2024 08:46 AM (dg+HA)

272 259 I was entertained by sharing my typewriter class experience.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Are we still a thing?

Posted by: IBM Selectrics with Balls at April 28, 2024 08:41 AM (oGyF9)
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IBM Bulletin: Field-Replaceable Mouse Balls.

Posted by: Ciampino - Looking everywhere in the yard for fieldmice at April 28, 2024 08:47 AM (qfLjt)

273 I suppose we need to define the term before arguing about it. I though generators used mechanical motion to covert energy to electricity. If the definition is broader than that, I was not using it in that sense.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:47 AM (vFG9F)

274 Notsothoreau

I scroll left on the radar display to see how you are doing. It looked close yesterday.

Good thing we are in a big state with over twice as many cows as people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2024 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

275 And she has Lucas from Typewriter Chicago on to talk about typefaces. His site is
https://typewriterchicago.com/

Does repairs, has ribbons and is very knowledgeable. Young Asian man, which surprised me.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2024 08:41 AM (yeEu9)

Chinese? Maybe because he knows electrics won't be around much longer?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 08:48 AM (0eaVi)

276 Ummm. No. They would start looking it up on that phone like thing they all carry that knows how many of whatever you are looking for is in a store 80 miles away.

Public Service Notice For Those Who Live in Texas:

Today is the last day to take advantage of the Prepper's Tax Holiday. Home Depot, has $800 off what I consider a near whole house inverter generator (approx 7200 running watts) probably the largest consumer grade dual-fuel inverter generator available.

I already bought one at this price four years ago. Considering inflation, this is currently a steal - especially with no sales tax.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 08:49 AM (4HcMG)

277 Chores have started.

Have a great day, everyone.

May you and yours be thriving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2024 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

278 ‘Type like a jackrabbit. 14 words per minute!’
- a cute secretery

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 08:49 AM (NxC5+)

279 257 And she has Lucas from Typewriter Chicago on to talk about typefaces. His site is
https://typewriterchicago.com/

====

This would have been handy a few years back

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 28, 2024 08:49 AM (8AONa)

280 Off for a quick grocery run, all. I'll be back for the start of the Book Thread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024
---
We can't start without you!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024

***
I am returned from Rome and am ready for the Book Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 08:50 AM (omVj0)

281 This is apropos...Sunday morning you now...


"A VIRTUAL AI priest called "Father Justin" has had his white collar removed just days after launch.

Catholic advocacy group Catholic Answers released the desktop-accessible AI priest earlier this week, but users have dubbed the app "creepy..The Catholic chatbot has been offering sexist advice, outdated views on women, as well as absolutions in what one user called an "Ethical, Theological, and Privacy Nightmare".

Father Justin was quickly defrocked of his robes, and now wears a shirt and blazer, after it repeatedly claimed it was a real member of the clergy."

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2024 08:50 AM (V13WU)

282 I am returned from Rome and am ready for the Book Thread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 08:50 AM (omVj0)


Pants?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, consulting the checklist at April 28, 2024 08:50 AM (PiwSw)

283 I've learned a thing or two about typewriters.
Posted by: Dan "Fake But Accurate" Rather at April 28, 2024 08:46 AM (dg+HA)

Hahahaha...yup. I had forgotten about that. What a dumb ass! Dan still defended the story as mostly "true".

And to think folks still watch and listen to the news media who lie 24/7. Believe nothing they tell you.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2024 08:51 AM (R/m4+)

284 Father Justin needs to have a sit down with Gemini.

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2024 08:51 AM (V13WU)

285 I am returned from Rome

==


How nice! How is the eternal city ??

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2024 08:52 AM (V13WU)

286 Be safe, Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 08:52 AM (a1415)

287 some dope that has a BA from UVA, Jamelle Bouie, is trying to school Alito in the NYT

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 08:52 AM (us2H3)

288 I am returned from Rome and am ready for the Book Thread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 08:50 AM (omVj0)

Pants?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, consulting the checklist at April 28, 2024 08:50 AM (PiwSw)
---
Toga?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 08:53 AM (BpYfr)

289 I am returned from Rome and am ready for the Book Thread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 08:50 AM (omVj0)

Did you tell Caesar to watch his back?

Posted by: dantesed at April 28, 2024 08:53 AM (Oy/m2)

290 Hope you brought enough pizza for EVERYONE...

Posted by: Hungry book threaders at April 28, 2024 08:54 AM (dg+HA)

291 *Or is 'treason' merely knowingly telling a declared enemy foreign state of some minor fact/event which may amount to nothing vs. attacking the heart of the nation directly...

If one considers those at executive levels of the FBI, they are an occupying enemy force against We The People and can be executed, not just by treason, but under military justice since Globalists are as American as anchor babies and what they are engaged in is clearly fifth generation warfare against the USA.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 08:54 AM (4HcMG)

292 I am returned from Rome and am ready for the Book Thread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 08:50 AM (omVj0)

Pants?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, consulting the checklist at April 28, 2024 08:50 AM (PiwSw)
---
Toga?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2024 08:53 AM (BpYfr


old and busted : rock/paper/scissors/

new hotness: pants/toga/sandals

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2024 08:55 AM (V13WU)

293 So now I see Raskin saying that Nauta was required to cooperate 100%.

IOW, turn on PDT.

Funny that Jordon has a 300 page report that covers all of the FBI and DOJ crimes.

300 fucking pages of CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:55 AM (ENQN6)

294 287 some dope that has a BA from UVA, Jamelle Bouie, is trying to school Alito in the NYT

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 08:52 AM (us2H3)

In Journolistism

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 08:56 AM (ENQN6)

295 I am returned from Rome and am ready for the Book Thread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Roma reversus sum et ad librum Thread sum paratus.

Posted by: Miklosius ad infinitum at April 28, 2024 08:57 AM (oGyF9)

296 Looks like south and central Texas is having another round of storms this morning. Be safe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2024 08:57 AM (Q4IgG)

297 CNN should be a fun watch for the next few days as they come to grips with reality.

New CNN poll just released.

Trump 49
Biden 43

It gets a lot worse for Biden when 3rd party candidates are added.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 08:58 AM (LkLld)

298 "So now I see Raskin saying that Nauta was required to cooperate 100%.
"

Any time one sees a reference to Jamie Raskin speaking, one must bear in mind that Jamie Raskin is a serial liar, and is barely capable of speaking a single sentence of truth. Even under oath, or in chambers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2024 08:58 AM (a1415)

299 can't find it now but there was a hilarious vid of rich lefty from NY getting busted down in the Keys for scratching a Trump supporters truck with his keys

felony,cuffed, off to lock up

Posted by: yikes at April 28, 2024 08:58 AM (us2H3)

300 Roma reversus sum et ad librum Thread sum paratus.
Posted by: Miklosius ad infinitum at April 28, 2024 08:57 AM (oGyF9)

Tskus, tskus. Paratus sum.

Posted by: OrangeusEntus at April 28, 2024 08:58 AM (0eaVi)

301 I'm wearing jeans, not pants per se. And the Eternal City wishes Big Julie, aka Gaius Julius, was back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 08:58 AM (omVj0)

302 IBM had astounding typewriter variations before the Selectric. I was once assigned a government hand-me-down compositing typewriter with a unique half-spacing function, to spread a title line across the page or make lines come out close to even like a linotype. "Electric" meant a sewing-machine-sized humming motor with a drive belt. It always sounded like it was waiting for your next idea. Fast, bulletproof, jam-resistant.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 28, 2024 08:58 AM (zdLoL)

303 *CNN should be a fun watch for the next few days as they come to grips with reality.*

Have they found the plane yet?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2024 08:59 AM (dg+HA)

304 Roma reversus sum et ad librum Thread sum paratus.

Posted by: Miklosius ad infinitum at April 28, 2024 08:57 AM (oGyF9)

It says "Romans go home!"

Posted by: Brian at April 28, 2024 09:00 AM (B705c)

305 Tskus, tskus. Paratus sum.
Posted by: OrangeusEntus

My Latin teacher just gave me that "over the glasses look".

Posted by: Miklosius ad inferiorem at April 28, 2024 09:01 AM (oGyF9)

306 Okay, I laughed at this one from Jost:

“My Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che was going to join me here tonight, but in solidarity with President Biden, I decided to lose all my Black support. Che told me to say that, and I’m just realizing I was set up.”

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2024 09:04 AM (Qgr0I)

307 212 "Why is it now a thing to call a rechargeable battery bank a power generator?"

I've noticed that too. They don't generate anything.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 08:19 AM (vFG9F)

The same reason “vegetarian” is now “plant-based”.

Big words ARE TOO HARD.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 09:04 AM (uTTG7)

308 Also, I have problems with this whole "Cartago delendum est" business.

My understanding of Latin grammar is that it should be "Cartago delendum esse".

FIGHT ME!

Posted by: Miklosius, pedanticus minor at April 28, 2024 09:05 AM (oGyF9)

309 Lookit da BIG Brain on yew !
Posted by: JT at April 28, 2024 08:30 AM (T4tVD)

Yeah, but do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese at a Paris MickeyDs, and why?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 09:07 AM (uTTG7)

310 Also, I have problems with this whole "Cartago delendum est" business.

My understanding of Latin grammar is that it should be "Cartago delendum esse".

FIGHT ME!
Posted by: Miklosius, pedanticus minor at April 28, 2024 09:05 AM (oGyF9)

Cato said it, I believe it, that settles it.
(crossing the streams here, a bit)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:15 AM (0eaVi)

311 Every day is Suzanne Pleshette Day, in my mind
Posted by: 94 year old Bob Newhart at April 28, 2024 07:44 AM (Yg+Bs)

--

He called her Suzy and said she had the more filthy mouth than most sailors. I find that funny because that's the total antithesis to what you'd think. I saw a 60s movie with her in it, whose title I forget, where she was traveling around on a bus in Europe with other Americans. She never looked more beautiful than in that movie.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2024 08:01 AM (mupln)

Such a nice Jewish girl, from Brooklyn Heights, with some Magyar genes as well. A winner!! She was so beautiful when I had my teenage boy crush on her. *sigh*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy niow with twice the crazy at April 28, 2024 09:19 AM (iODuv)

312 Augustus McCrea could turn a phrase. And a dragoon revolver, too.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 09:22 AM (NxC5+)

313 New CNN poll just released.

Trump 49
Biden 43

It gets a lot worse for Biden when 3rd party candidates are added.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 08:5
------------

Yeah, this keeps seesawing. Last week it was RFK,jr was hurting Trump and FJB was leading when 3rd party candidates added. Can't remember if that was nat'l or maybe MI poll, though.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 10:17 AM (ju2Fy)

314 Captain Woodrow Call, now retired from the Rangers, is a bounty hunter. He is hired by an eastern railroad baron to track down Joey Garza, a new breed of killer.

I think I have seen this I know I read the book(s).

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 10:21 AM (ENQN6)

315 >>Yeah, this keeps seesawing. Last week it was RFK,jr was hurting Trump and FJB was leading when 3rd party candidates added. Can't remember if that was nat'l or maybe MI poll, though.

I have a real hard time understanding how RFK hurts Trump worse than Bidan. RFK may be a bit off the reservation on government censorship and vaccines but basically he is a hard left Democrat and always has been.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2024 10:25 AM (LkLld)

316 308 Also, I have problems with this whole "Cartago delendum est" business.

My understanding of Latin grammar is that it should be "Cartago delendum esse".

FIGHT ME!
Posted by: Miklosius, pedanticus minor at April 28, 2024 09:05 AM (oGyF9)

WE DONT RENT PIGS

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 10:28 AM (ENQN6)

317 There is probable cause there will be evidence of obstruction.

So Jacks entire NARA case is not NARA but that the boxes held by GSA, Shipped by GSA, and stored by Secret Service were managed in such a way that the PDT Post-election team obstructed the FBI.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 10:35 AM (ENQN6)

318 *taps on laptop screen*

anybody in there

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 10:36 AM (ENQN6)

319 17, 327 dead with obituaries voted in Michigan during 2020 election

Bring out your dead

to vote?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 28, 2024 10:40 AM (ENQN6)

Daily Tech News 28 April 2024

Top Story

  • There's never been a better time to get into Fallout 76. (Ars Technica)

    There's never been a worse time to get into Fallout 76 either. There's never been a time to get into Fallout 76.
    Fallout 76 is good now. Actually, it's always been good.
    Oh, really?
    Two weeks in, Fallout 76 is a lonely, glitchy, flawed mess. (Ars Technica)
    But baby that was years ago. I've left it all behind.
    Redownloaded it - like an idiot I got it at launch - to see if it had aged well.

    Went though character creation, all good, then my character couldn't move. At all.

    Looked it up online and the fix was - SIX YEARS after launch - to manually edit some config files.

    Nope.

    Uninstalled.

    Still trash.
    As strong as the rest of your reporting, huh Ars Technica?


Tech News

  • Speaking of which, if you're bored you can watch the Ars commentariat tie itself into knots explaining why Germany's move from clean, safe, reliable nuclear power to the dirtiest of dirty coal - they burn lignite - is good for the environment. (Ars Technica)

    Or not. Actually, I'd recommend not. Though some of the comments are good:
    Not sure what these numbers mean. According to Wikipedia consumed energy in Germany was 76 percent fossil in 2023 (including a lot of lignite which is amongst the dirtiest coals). Also to note, over the years Germany has imported more and more energy from France (biggest nuclear park) to compensate for the closure of their own nuclear plants so in a way they have just outsourced their nuclear. And last, electricity prices in Germany are amongst the most expensive in Europe. All this sounds a little less shiny than the article?
    They could try burning Ars readers but they're probably too wet.


  • The Eurocom 780W AC Power Adapter review. (AnandTech)

    780W is unremarkable for a computer power supply these days, though this has some nice features like running on mains power anywhere from 90 to 264 volts, and being able to sustain a 25% overload - right on 1000W of power draw - almost indefinitely.

    That's 20 volts out at 50 amps.

    Because this is a laptop power supply.


  • Proxmox 8.2 is out. (Serve the Home)

    Proxmox VE is a pretty neat server virtualisation and management system based on a customised Ubuntu kernel. I've been meaning to set it up at home for a long time, but it's been a while since I had a standalone server that wasn't in use.


  • Speaking of which, I've spent the weekend engaging in necromancy.

    Apart from the new Asus laptop (the one that refused to talk to the nice 2TB Team MP44 I bought for it) and the three cheap Beelink mini-PCs I bought to build a Linux cluster, I also had four old laptops sitting around.

    So I got everything assembled in what is nominally the music room (and in fact does contain an Akai midi keyboard) and I'm working through a long list of hardware upgrades that I already have the parts for, and an even longer list of software upgrades.

    At the end of it I'll have eight - probably nine, actually - working computers instead of just the one.

    It's all fun and games as usual. I couldn't remember the password on one of the laptops, so I stuck in the Windows 10 install drive and told it to reinstall.

    The Windows installer reported that it couldn't find the SSD.

    Fortunately I had another identical laptop that I could log in to, so I created a recovery drive from that, and with that I could reinstall Windows.

    Those two will soon have 64GB of RAM and 4TB of SSD each. The laptops and their upgrades have been sitting around waiting for me to have time to attend to them since February.

    Of 2022.


  • The walls of Apple's garden are tumbling down. (The Verge)

    You do know that you could just not buy iPhones, right?


  • Speaking of which, I also set up my Moto G14 today.

    Great screen.

    Works well.

    1080x2400 screen, 50 megapixel camera, two A75 plus six A55 cores, which is fine for me, though I'd avoid anything that was A55 only, and a headphone jack and microSD slot, which many phones at ten times the price don't have.

    Dirt cheap - I paid about $110 on sale for the 4GB / 128GB model.

    This is to replace the Oppo phone I've been using as my on-call pager because that one died of battery bloat.

    I'd recommend it but it's not available in the US.

    Also it talks when you boot it up, which I could do without.


  • Tech gadgets are adding AI whether you like it or not. (Ars Technica)

    Actually, the case cited doesn't even involve adding AI. It's a new Logitech mouse with a dedicated AI button... Which pops up a menu on Windows.

    That's it.


Disclaimer: That is, indeed, it.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Space at April 28, 2024 04:07 AM (qfLjt)

2 Disclaimer: That is, indeed, it.

Avva bee, mate

Posted by: The First Words of Australian Miklos learnt (in London) at April 28, 2024 04:07 AM (oGyF9)

3 They could try burning Ars readers but they're probably too wet.

Try the lithium based commeters on the Ars EV articles. They always are in full lithium blaze.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 28, 2024 04:09 AM (b6UlB)

4 Top Story


I read that in a very loud Garrett Morris voice.

Posted by: Emily Mikloslitella at April 28, 2024 04:12 AM (oGyF9)

5 Also, don't wake Skip.

He has been good this week.

His report card even had smiley faces!

Posted by: Auntie Miklos at April 28, 2024 04:22 AM (oGyF9)

6 Never understood why Germany is in the process of shutting down Nuclear. The Green Party is I guess, anti everything except wind turbine and solar panels. They had delayed somewhat the decommissioning of Nuclear, but I guess its full steam ahead now. Love the smell of Russian gas in the morning. Peat moss is or was popular in the UK. Didn't Russia have a aircraft carrier that ran on peat moss?

Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2024 04:29 AM (/z/eU)

7 Two Space endeavors today:

Coverage of the SpaceX Dragon cargo resupply spacecraft's undocking from the International Space Station.
Undocking is scheduled for 1:05 p.m. EDT, 17:05 UTC, and 19:05 CEST.
_____
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-54
Liftoff is targeted for 5:50 p.m. EDT

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Spaces are spacious at April 28, 2024 04:34 AM (qfLjt)

8 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 28, 2024 04:37 AM (ErLti)

9 Seems everyone went to bed.

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Spaces are spacious ... at April 28, 2024 04:38 AM (qfLjt)

10 Nah, not in bed yet.

Should be. But not.

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 04:39 AM (njWTi)

11 Here comes the sun … eventually …

Posted by: Adriane the Ignorant Music Critic . . . at April 28, 2024 04:40 AM (4Winp)

12 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 04:52 AM (ju2Fy)

13 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 04:56 AM (tQtDb)

14 Morning all!

Also it talks when you boot it up, which I could do without.

I've got a Moto g stylus. Good phone, it does that talking also, but you can turn that off in the settings.

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2024 04:57 AM (kiO8+)

15 Bella came in to get me up too early this morning to watch her eat. Thinking I'll go back to bed for awhile since she's finished eating. Hopefully sleep will find me.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2024 04:59 AM (ju2Fy)

16 G'Day everyone
3:30 was going to get up, but didn't

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 05:04 AM (fwDg9)

17 Was dozing at keyboard, lol.

Cat nudged me, wanting out. Okay, kitteh... out you go!

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 05:05 AM (njWTi)

18 G'Day everyone
3:30 was going to get up, but didn't
Posted by: Skip

Quite Right

Posted by: Auntie Miklos, having an Irish Coffee at April 28, 2024 05:17 AM (oGyF9)

19 >>>(Ars Technica)
>>>They could try burning Ars readers but they're probably too wet.

I think you meant Arse.

Posted by: m at April 28, 2024 05:21 AM (o3SCB)

20 I am considering buying some oysters today from the nice Korean Presbyterian lady. She charges $3.50\lb, but for me 2.50.

Posted by: Miklos a True Mother of a Shucker at April 28, 2024 05:23 AM (oGyF9)

21
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 28, 2024 05:24 AM (tljrc)

22 >>>But baby that was years ago. I've left it all behind.

I thought, that sounds like lyrics; wonder what song that might be. So I googled

that was years ago lyrics

and I'm sorry I did that.

Years ago they tried to throw me in a payphone
All I made was a penny and a black eye
A pen and a black swan came and took away
A pen and a black swan came and took away
Years ago they tried to cut me with a chainsaw
All I had was pen and a crayon
I drowned my own son in a cold river
Jammed my head in a generator

Posted by: m at April 28, 2024 05:26 AM (o3SCB)

23 g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson

Hello

Posted by: Internal Association of People namd Ronald at April 28, 2024 05:26 AM (oGyF9)

24 Evening and morning to all you early risers and Sunday toilers!

The cold that was lurking in the bushes of my immune system last week has blown up into something very inconvenient. My head is clear, I don't ache or anything, but my nose and throat are bothering me. Last night I bought some Flonase (really for allergies, but whatevs) and a packet of black elderberry tablets you dissolve under your tongue. No idea if they're working yet.

Anyway! I'm up, I'm having coffee, and I'll feed me and the cats shortly. What more do ya want?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 05:28 AM (omVj0)

25 Posted by: m

i like

Posted by: raimondo at April 28, 2024 05:28 AM (oGyF9)

26 All I had was pen and a crayon
I drowned my own son in a cold river
Jammed my head in a generator
Posted by: m

A Taylor Swift song?

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2024 05:30 AM (kiO8+)

27 Anyway! I'm up, I'm having coffee, and I'll feed me and the cats shortly. What more do ya want?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Please verify for Miley that "katlick" is an actual word in Nawlins Yat-ese

Posted by: Miklos kindly requests from Lie-Ola University at April 28, 2024 05:30 AM (oGyF9)

28 Mornin' Wolfus!

Sorry you're under the weather.

Sore, scratchy throat? Gargle with warm salt water:

1 teaspoon table salt in 8oz warm water. Gargle & spit, by mouthfuls, until all gone. Very soothing. Can do it as often as needed for discomfort.

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 05:32 AM (njWTi)

29 Suzanne Pleshette is on one of the last episodes of The Invaders, ca. 1968 -- playing one of the aliens, who is allied with David Vincent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 05:32 AM (omVj0)

30 Coffee is on, seeing what's out there in news

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 05:33 AM (fwDg9)

31 Coffee is on, seeing what's out there in news
Posted by: Skip

He is watching CNN again.

I try, I really do try.

Posted by: Aunt Miklos will have another Irish coffee at April 28, 2024 05:34 AM (oGyF9)

32 Anyway! I'm up, I'm having coffee, and I'll feed me and the cats shortly. What more do ya want?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Please verify for Miley that "katlick" is an actual word in Nawlins Yat-ese
Posted by: Miklos kindly requests from Lie-Ola University at April 28, 2024


***
True. Along with "ya momminem," which means "your mother and her relatives," and "Where y'at?", which is not an inquiry into your location but a friendly greeting like "How are you?" Or "studyin' wit' da sisters," which has nothing to do with learning with Marge Simpson's siblings but means "going to Catholic school to be taught by nuns."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 05:36 AM (omVj0)

33 1 teaspoon table salt in 8oz warm water. Gargle & spit, by mouthfuls, until all gone. Very soothing. Can do it as often as needed for discomfort.
Posted by: JQ

My Grandma told me that, so TRUE

Posted by: Miklos, Checker of Facts at April 28, 2024 05:37 AM (oGyF9)

34 Good morning morons

My son in law's parents are in town from Sydney and Mrs. F. wants to prepare brunch for them, but we are out of vegemite and Molson's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 05:39 AM (RIvkX)

35 Mornin' Wolfus!

Sorry you're under the weather.

Sore, scratchy throat? Gargle with warm salt water:

1 teaspoon table salt in 8oz warm water. Gargle & spit, by mouthfuls, until all gone. Very soothing. Can do it as often as needed for discomfort.
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024


***
Morning, JQ,

I might try that. It's less of a sore throat now, though. The clogginess has moved up into the nose, and the post-nasal drip from that makes me cough and makes my throat feel odd.

Heck of it is, I can't exercise vigorously or smoke a pipe. Boring. Well, if I'm still like this tomorrow, I'm calling in sick again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 05:39 AM (omVj0)

36 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

Do you remember the radio ads from the 80s with two Yat Code Talkers from some convenience store chain?

Posted by: Miklos, Remember of Facts at April 28, 2024 05:40 AM (oGyF9)

37 My son in law's parents are in town from Sydney and Mrs. F. wants to prepare brunch for them, but we are out of vegemite and Molson's.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Is there a Marmite and Fosters supplier nearby?

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2024 05:40 AM (kiO8+)

38 34 Good morning morons

My son in law's parents are in town from Sydney and Mrs. F. wants to prepare brunch for them, but we are out of vegemite and Molson's.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 05:39 AM (RIvkX)

Some dropbears, maybe?

Posted by: m at April 28, 2024 05:43 AM (o3SCB)

39 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

Do you remember the radio ads from the 80s with two Yat Code Talkers from some convenience store chain?
Posted by: Miklos, Remember of Facts at April 28, 2024


***
Yes! Time Saver, I think, in its last days in its original incarnation. The name survives on a couple of stores near me, but I doubt it's the same kind of place. "Rosemary" was one of the ladies; can't recall the name of the other.

For the uninitiated: Da Swamp had a long tradition of local TV ads, some fairly effective and some so bad that they were fun to watch. Look up "Al Scramuzza" or "The Special Man" on YooToob, or look here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm6f2CKQv1g

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 05:45 AM (omVj0)

40 Wolfus-- the saltwater 'trick' is cheap & harmless, doesn't interfere with meds, and I think even has *some* anti-bacterial properties (because of the salt)

Anyway... hope ya feel better soon!

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 05:48 AM (njWTi)

41 Some tales from the house-move, Bruce?

Posted by: m at April 28, 2024 05:51 AM (o3SCB)

42 Good morning morons

My son in law's parents are in town from Sydney and Mrs. F. wants to prepare brunch for them, but we are out of vegemite and Molson's.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 05:39 AM (RIvkX)

Some dropbears, maybe?
Posted by: m a

A couple shrimp on the barbie and some tall Fosters?

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 28, 2024 05:54 AM (b6UlB)

43 Some tales from the house-move, Bruce?
Posted by: m

We are all moved in. Just trying to find a place to put stuff. Still doing some running back and forth from the old house. We get a well inspection done on it Monday, and fingers and toes crossed, we close on our other house on Friday.

I will be much relieved then.

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2024 05:55 AM (kiO8+)

44 I used to love all of those first person shooter type online games, and I was a beast. I'd fucking hunt you and kill you like the bitch that you were.

I haven't played one in years, because none of it is fun and the experience is no longer enjoyable. Mostly because these servers have cheats.

BOOM! Eat shit! Ha, ha!

You don't need my name, and I don't need a vocal link to some fatboy loser.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 28, 2024 05:55 AM (pDQ/8)

45 I have multiple windows open, here. There's an EMT.

Posted by: m at April 28, 2024 05:56 AM (o3SCB)

46 43 Some tales from the house-move, Bruce?
Posted by: m

We are all moved in. Just trying to find a place to put stuff. Still doing some running back and forth from the old house. We get a well inspection done on it Monday, and fingers and toes crossed, we close on our other house on Friday.

I will be much relieved then.
Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2024 05:55 AM (kiO8+)

Sounds good. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: m at April 28, 2024 05:56 AM (o3SCB)

47 I thought we would go out for Mexican food but my thoughts dissipated like the fog...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 05:57 AM (RIvkX)

48 The Buffalo/ Niagara Falls metropolitan area has half the population and 10 times the area of Queens. We drove back to our hotel at 3pm and there was no traffic.
No wonder it is so livable here.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 28, 2024 05:58 AM (RwmTV)

49 Wonder if there are Aussie versions of food. Like Aussie-Mex.

Posted by: m at April 28, 2024 05:59 AM (o3SCB)

50 50

Posted by: m at April 28, 2024 06:01 AM (o3SCB)

51 Wonder if there are Aussie versions of food. Like Aussie-Mex.
Posted by: m at April 28, 2024


***
The Boomerang Burrito

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 06:14 AM (omVj0)

52 "Rosemary" was one of the ladies; can't recall the name of the other.


Anna May???? Or Mae? It was on the radio.

Posted by: Miklos, listening to 60's at Six and laughing about being 80 listening to 80s at Eight at April 28, 2024 06:19 AM (oGyF9)

53 It was Rosemary and Anna Mae in the Time Saver TV ads. Look here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xVlFTz4XoE

The local references you may not get, like "stone lions in City Park." But the hilarious "Yat" dialect (which is fading now as the Boomers and earlier generations of Swamp dwellers die off or move away) is perfect. "My-nez" for "mayonnaise"!

And the focus in the spot on the actual *food* is very effective as an ad technique.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 06:20 AM (omVj0)

54 I don't remember ever buying anything at a Time Saver.

I was more of a KayBee guy.

Posted by: Miklos, Katz, and Besthoff at April 28, 2024 06:24 AM (oGyF9)

55 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xVlFTz4XoE


"Da Docta's waitin' room" is the killer

Posted by: Miklos, in the Schwegman's parking lot at April 28, 2024 06:27 AM (oGyF9)

56 I don't remember ever buying anything at a Time Saver.

I was more of a KayBee guy.
Posted by: Miklos, Katz, and Besthoff at April 28, 2024


***
Well, they were on almost every corner. . . .

The very first Time Saver, as I understand it, was on Gentilly Boulevard near where the commercial stretch began with the shopping centers and used-car lots. It appeared to be up on a hill. You had to drive through a railroad underpass as you went east, and on the far side you'd look up to see the TS store on the right.

If I felt up to a longish drive, I'd head out there this morning and see what's replaced it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 06:31 AM (omVj0)

57 If I felt up to a longish drive, I'd head out there this morning and see what's replaced it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I hope they have replaced that horrible Modern Sculpture in front of the downtown KB offices.

Posted by: Miklos, recalling buying both likker and birth control pills by the KB at April 28, 2024 06:38 AM (oGyF9)

58 This Flonase stuff . . . I don't know if it's clearing out my nose in any way. But it smells like . . . the liquid roach poison for spray devices that a local exterminator supply place used to sell. It's affecting the way I taste my breakfast!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 06:39 AM (omVj0)

59 I actually kissed a girl in da Schweg's parking lot in Metry

Posted by: Miklos, recalling happy days at April 28, 2024 06:41 AM (oGyF9)

60 I hope they have replaced that horrible Modern Sculpture in front of the downtown KB offices.
Posted by: Miklos, recalling buying both likker and birth control pills by the KB at April 28, 2024


***
They moved all the sculptures, mostly modern, that the Besthoff family owned to a special mini-park within City Park. That building is still there, overlooking the expressway. No idea what's in there now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 06:42 AM (omVj0)

61 I still have a couple of things to get at the store, but I've seen all of Walmart I want to for a while. Last night we used the self-checkout to buy my cold medicines. I noticed that they have removed the annoying display screen that shows your face to you as you scan your items. I said so to one of the mouth-breathers standing nearby in WM uniforms, and she blinked at me. "They still got cameras."

"Yes, but the screen isn't in your face anymore!"

More blinking. I wanted to ask, "How closely related were your parents?", but Miss Linda pulled me out before I could.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2024 06:47 AM (omVj0)

62 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

If you look closely, one is me and the other is darleen.


https://tinyurl.com/66czuetx

Posted by: Miklos, Vic, and Natly at April 28, 2024 06:49 AM (oGyF9)

63 "How closely related were your parents?", but Miss Linda pulled me out before I could.




I have noted that Dana Perino's eyes are oddly far apart.

Is it just me?

Posted by: Miklos notices things, sometimes at April 28, 2024 06:57 AM (oGyF9)

64 Diese thread ist gekillt.

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at April 28, 2024 06:59 AM (oGyF9)

65 Now that I run this place, does everyone have a 25 year supply of TP?

Posted by: Miklos von Preppensburg at April 28, 2024 07:01 AM (oGyF9)

66 Pressburg is German

Pozsony is Hungarian

Slovaks call it Bratislava

Posted by: Georgand Miklos Festrunk, Wild and Crazy Guys at April 28, 2024 07:04 AM (oGyF9)

67 Class is dismissed.

You have disappointed even more than I expected.

Tuition is still due on the First of the month.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos at April 28, 2024 07:07 AM (oGyF9)

68 Not Frist

Posted by: Miklos remembers that the least shall be the greatest at April 28, 2024 07:09 AM (oGyF9)

69 Thanks to Ace, Pixy, and all the other Little People who made this possible

Posted by: Miklos, with some kind of award at April 28, 2024 07:11 AM (oGyF9)

70 I've enjoyed Fallout 76 a lot. They fixed it up quite a bit. And I've never had any kind of crash-type bug, never on startup. I will have to chalk that report up to being Ars Techicant.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 28, 2024 07:50 AM (XjtdB)

71 I feel like I lost brain cells reading that Ars Technica tripe. It truly is a propaganda piece. I always thought Germany would wind up buying nuclear power from France - why not, 75% or so of French power comes from nukes - and lignite burning? That’s courtesy of a regime the Ars Technica staff would love: East Germany. They burned lots of lignite back in the day.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 08:54 AM (uTTG7)

72 For some background on the German nuclear power story, yo could check out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_aVaMbf8Dg

It's a Sabine Hossenfelder video where she explains that some people have been less than honest about the phase out, Shocking, I know.

Sabine is a theoretical physicist who has very interesting videos about all things in the areas of physics and engineering. She's quite good on particle physics and theories of gravity, but she's pretty weak when it comes to climate change. I do give her credit that she has finally realized that EVs won't work any time soon. The idiots at Ars attacked her in the comments in a purely ad hominem fashion, probably not realizing that she is a climate alarmist.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at April 28, 2024 09:33 AM (sH3/P)

73 Posted by: MichiCanuck

I followed her on TwiX a while back. She’s overrated, boring, and is fixated on climate change.

That she finally just came to the conclusion EV’s don’t work supports my opinion of her as a midwit.

Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at April 28, 2024 09:50 AM (V8yYW)

74 For PIXY….

restofworld.org/2024/tsmc-arizona-expansion/

Wild article on TSMCs expansion in Arizona and culture.

Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at April 28, 2024 09:52 AM (V8yYW)

75 I use and like iPhones, but yes, replacing it is an occasional necessity not an event to celebrate. I use it more as computer and browser than as a communications device.

I’d look at the other smartphones, but the major alternative is a junkware laden mess from Google. Not a step up. One of my children got a Samsung and complained about all the junk pre installed that could not be removed.

Posted by: Advo at April 28, 2024 12:17 PM (VHN21)

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (4/27/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke


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The following is a fun and safe link. Trust me. Would I pull a Yoko on you?


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I do not own a pair of crocs. But, I will admit to owning Fleetwood Mac's LP Rumors. It seems I'm not the only one.

How Fleetwood Mac Got Cool Again
Why do young people keep rediscovering Rumours? It’s in part because of a song that’s not even on the album.

Catchy music. Great vocals, lyrics people can relate to are only a couple of thoughts.


*****


Do you enjoy the great outdoors? Do you enjoy hiking? Have some travel planned? The Best Hike in Every State

Alpine scrambles and beachfront strolls; multi-day singletrack adventures and quick urban escapes; soaring trees and rolling sand dunes—every state in the country has something to offer intrepid hikers. So we rounded up a bucket-list-worthy, best-of-the-best guide.


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Isn't social media just grand? Ads for Explicit ‘AI Girlfriends’ Are Swarming Facebook and Instagram

WIRED found thousands of ads running on Meta’s social platforms promoting sexually explicit “AI girlfriend” apps. Some human sex workers say the platform unfairly polices their own posts more harshly.


*****


*****

The ONT Musical Interlude & Brussels Sprouts Emporium


Mis Hum:
I am saddened to report that Alex Hassilev, the last original member of the 1960s folk music group The Limeliters, passed away yesterday (4/21/24) at age 91. The Limeliters burst upon the music scene in the early 60s with their mix of harmony, comedy, and international music. The lead singer was tenor Glenn Yarbrough, and Lou Gottlieb provided a lot of the jokes. Their "Through Children's Eyes" album is a classic. Alex Hassilev was fluent in many languages and helped provide that flair to the repertoire. - Isophorone Blog

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I'm not saying the next story involves a Genius Award or not. That being said, going into feed wild bears with food is certainly an invitation for mayhem.

ZOO HORROR Shocking moment zookeeper is pinned down by two pandas who chase her down inside enclosure during feeding time
Another zookeeper tried to help but the situation only worsened


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The disguise in this story wouldn't pass as a Halloween costume. Genius Award Winner.

In addition to his mugshot, the Glades County Sheriff's Office also released a photo of the man as he was arrested -- showing his failed attempt at going incognito.
The photo above is what Joshua Kolotka looked like when he posed for his mugshot in Lakeport, Florida -- but it sure wasn't how he appeared when he was apprehended by police.

In a release from the Glades County Sheriff's Office, authorities claimed Kolotka tried his best to evade deputies by going incognito, wearing a wig and dress to avoid arrest.

It didn't work.


*****


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Rest & Refreshment.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire's hall monitors & cafeteria workers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:01 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, National Prime Rib Day ONT!

Not that anyone can afford to celebrate it anymore.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 27, 2024 10:01 PM (dZVON)

2 1st

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 27, 2024 10:01 PM (duT0u)

3 Saturday ONT is serious business!
😝🤪🤩

Posted by: mindful webworker - hmmm at April 27, 2024 10:02 PM (L6R40)

4 Saturday night at the ONT!

Good evening

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 10:02 PM (lCWOD)

5 Burp

Posted by: TeeJ at April 27, 2024 10:02 PM (71kwi)

6 Good evening morons and thanks my

First!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)

7 *thanks mh

Sixth! The cocktail looks good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)

8 Oof. Glad to get out of there.

You have to experience the smell of hundreds of beavers to understand.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:03 PM (bo7UB)

9 Evenin’, All

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 10:03 PM (9yWhg)

10 Misanthropic Humanitarian ONT. Huzzah!

With a groaner of a joke.

May your knee replacement be all you want. We can rebuild him. Faster, stronger. but not more handsome. Technological limitations.

Ya know, there are easier ways to meet young nurses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

11 Sorry I'm late, the butter churn was clogged.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 27, 2024 10:04 PM (xIfWk)

12 Ace Media Empire's hall monitors could stop campus revolution in a tad bit of time. An effort to be celebrated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

13 Good evening horde. Great joke. Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: TRex at April 27, 2024 10:06 PM (n/3Pf)

14 Would I pull a Yoko on you?
===

You have. You would. You will.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 10:06 PM (RIvkX)

15 A photo released by the Sheriff's department shows the moment Kolotka was arrested -- while wearing a short blonde wig, sunglasses, feather-patterned dress and a white top.

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That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:06 PM (bo7UB)

16 Wee wee wee was the fifth piggie. Somebody missing a couple of toes? I'm so confuzdd!

Posted by: mindful webworker - house of brick at April 27, 2024 10:06 PM (L6R40)

17 Content:

𐄂 Not Read
☑ Read

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 10:06 PM (IG4Id)

18 The photo above is what Joshua Kolotka looked like when he posed for his mugshot in Lakeport, Florida -- but it sure wasn't how he appeared when he was apprehended by police.

I ain't handsome, but if I looked like that guy, I'd wear a disguise, too.

I don't think I'd insult half the planet by trying to pass as a female, though.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)

19 tankdemon

Polish butter churn?
https://tinyurl.com/yhrhms6m

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:07 PM (u82oZ)

20 Thanks for the swell Saturday Night ONT, Mis Hum!

Tasty looking beverage up top.

Great Saturday Night Joke!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2024 10:07 PM (U3L4U)

21 Would I pull a Yoko on you?
===

You have. You would. You will.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

So far, he hasn’t posted a link to a Joy Behar doing Yoko Ono - or, if he did, I thankfully missed it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2024 10:07 PM (VNX3d)

22 "Star anus? You put star anus in my drink???"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 10:08 PM (IG4Id)

23 So our new (to us) minivan was set to the local classic rock radio station and we haven't bothered to change it for over a week. I got to expose Pookette to ZZ Top today.

Posted by: pookysgirl likes sharp-dressed men at April 27, 2024 10:08 PM (dtlDP)

24 Saturday ONT is serious business!
😝🤪🤩
Posted by: mindful webworker - hmmm at April 27, 2024 10:02 PM (L6R40)
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That's right.

No silliness is tolerated on the Saturday ONT!

(Or the Sunday Morning Book Thread!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 10:08 PM (BpYfr)

25 Joke gets a solid three, with points given for its suitability for a pre-school class of four year-olds.

C'mon, man!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:08 PM (bo7UB)

26 Evening.

Fuck pandas.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 10:08 PM (bGQZ9)

27 Hey, NaCly Dog!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 10:08 PM (9yWhg)

28 The Bananas vs. Party Animals from Mesa, AZ is live on Youtube right now.

Posted by: Bananas PSA at April 27, 2024 10:08 PM (V5BDR)

29 TeeJ

How are you doing?

Please send good contact info (test or email) to me.

Nic in link, with ROT-13 encryption.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:09 PM (u82oZ)

30 26 Evening.

Fuck pandas.

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Great advice for any uncertain situation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:10 PM (bo7UB)

31 *Looks at top photo*

Man, I need a drink so badly right now.

What is that, anyway? Orange...sonethingorother.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 10:10 PM (bGQZ9)

32 "Trust me. Would I pull a Yoko on you?"

Um... yes?
Reserving judgment until I read some reaction comments.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ooh yeah at April 27, 2024 10:10 PM (L6R40)

33 Shocking moment zookeeper is pinned down by two pandas who chase her down inside enclosure during feeding time

They're bears. Shouldn't they learn to be omnivores again? Add a little zookeeper to their diet, instead of nothing but bamboo.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY)

34 We have a man very experienced in hospital delays in the bottom picture.

Most of the time we just have a phone. Not a cooler and good meat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

35 New from K-Tel: Joe Biden Raps!

Listen to Joe Biden as he does new and classic rap songs, like U Can’t, Uh, What?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2024 10:11 PM (VNX3d)

36 They're bears. Shouldn't they learn to be omnivores again? Add a little zookeeper to their diet, instead of nothing but bamboo.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY)

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Pandas are bears like the Bronco Sport is a Bronco.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:12 PM (bo7UB)

37 a link to a Joy Behar doing Yoko Ono


This is gross. Would not film.

Posted by: Vivid at April 27, 2024 10:12 PM (ErLti)

38 Bulgaroctonus

Are you living the dream yet?
I hope you are. Or if not, do you have some good stories?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

39 I made cupcakes for Christmas decorated with all the drink accoutrement! They were pretty.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

40 The following is a fun and safe link. Trust me. Would I pull a Yoko on you?

That seemed like a Normal link to me.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 10:14 PM (DgGvY)

41 That drink appears to have a cinnamon stick in it. Also, a small echinoderm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:15 PM (bo7UB)

42 In a release from the Glades County Sheriff's Office, authorities claimed Kolotka tried his best to evade deputies by going incognito, wearing a wig and dress to avoid arrest.

It didn't work.

Didn't work for me, either.

Posted by: Jeff Davis at April 27, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)

43 No silliness is tolerated on the Saturday ONT!

(Or the Sunday Morning Book Thread!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 10:08 PM (BpYfr)
* * * *
And pants are required for the Book Thread, because it's classy and all...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2024 10:15 PM (U3L4U)

44 We have a man very experienced in hospital delays in the bottom picture.

Most of the time we just have a phone. Not a cooler and good meat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

I figured it was for a t-ball tournament or something. When the parents run out of patience they can go to the "rest area."

Posted by: pookysgirl's kid is thankfully into music at April 27, 2024 10:15 PM (dtlDP)

45 39 I made cupcakes for Christmas decorated with all the drink accoutrement! They were pretty.
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Ssshhh

Nobody tell her it's April.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:16 PM (bo7UB)

46 a link to a Joy Behar doing Yoko Ono

This is gross. Would not film.
Posted by: Vivid

Sorry, it should have been singing. Would still be terrifying, just in a different way….

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)

47 Evening all.
Great looking drink up top.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 10:16 PM (W/lyH)

48 Ok, I put on headphones for this, now you have to:

@KassyDillon
LOL

@TheFlagGuy_ woke up the UCLA encampment at 4:30 AM
https://tinyurl.com/yeb3fxb5

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 10:16 PM (IG4Id)

49 What is that concoction ?/

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:18 PM (V13WU)

50 Hola! Hope everyone had an enjoyable Saturday.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 10:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

51 38 Hey, Salty. Nah, still looking for work.

Hope all is well you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 10:18 PM (9yWhg)

52 I am not saying I won't drink it, I just need to know what I am drinking...

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:18 PM (V13WU)

53 Bashing Fleetwood Mac is as fashionable as bashing the Beatles ... all the cool kids do it.

Three different iterations of the band, and all were / are very listenable.

*** shakes head at the haters ***

Posted by: browndog liked Fleetwod Mac back when Peter Green was there at April 27, 2024 10:18 PM (TTAGa)

54 I bet that's the last time the zookeeper wears "Eau de Bamboo" to work.

See you guys later, I'm watching Hundreds of Beaver now.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 27, 2024 10:18 PM (i6N8Y)

55 Ah, the Limelighters with Glen Yarborough.

Thanks, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

Good memories of them singing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:19 PM (u82oZ)

56 49 What is that concoction ?/
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:18 PM (V13WU)


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The orange slice and brown liquor suggest some unsettling riff on an old fashioned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:20 PM (bo7UB)

57 So the last Limeliter is gone. They weren't rock'n'roll, and they weren't totally folk. They occupied that soft niche between r&r
and Bob Dylan, along with the Kingston Trio, Peter,Paul, and Mary, Judy Collins, etc. They had a good run.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 27, 2024 10:20 PM (ET1Q8)

58 Motorboating bamboo munching Pandas.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 10:20 PM (lCWOD)

59 Ssshhh

Nobody tell her it's April.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27

I know it’s April. I mean it’s hard for me to keep track of what day of the week it is, but I have the months down! 😂 Seriously, this Christmas I made cupcakes with cinnamon sticks, rosemary and star anise decoration. If we could post pictures, I would.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

60 Bulgaroctonus

Got an idea for you to tide you over for a bit. Use the encrypted ROT-13 address in #29.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)

61 That zookeeper suffered the effects of actual Pandamonium.

Wasn't ambiguous at all, either. It was right there in Black & White.


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 10:21 PM (e6UQI)

62 Best Hike is a bit unfair - Arizona has more "Best hikes " in it than the bottom 40 states combined.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 10:21 PM (q3gwH)

63 43 And pants are required for the Book Thread, because it's classy and all...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2024 10:15 PM
***
Well, there are favorite pants, pants purchased but not yet worn, and pants worn a while ago that you'd like to wear again.

Posted by: TRex at April 27, 2024 10:22 PM (n/3Pf)

64 60 Huh?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 10:22 PM (9yWhg)

65 Still in friggin hospital!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 27, 2024 10:22 PM (0JAw6)

66 WIRED found thousands of ads running on Meta’s social platforms promoting sexually explicit “AI girlfriend” apps. Some human sex workers say the platform unfairly polices their own posts more harshly.

Won't someone think of the hos?

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 10:22 PM (DgGvY)

67 The orange slice and brown liquor suggest some unsettling riff on an old fashioned.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:20 PM (bo7UB)

rosemary, anise, lingonberries ...must be a Scandi mixologist

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:23 PM (V13WU)

68 Musical interlude video "not available" - I blame Soros.

Posted by: mindful webworker - silent type at April 27, 2024 10:23 PM (L6R40)

69 Captain Josepha Sabin

Glad to see you posting. You sure dodged a lot of tornado action.

Any stories?

And yes, my Mom and Dad liked the Limeliters, and played the music all the time. I have some of their CDs in my iTunes library.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

70 Then there's fancy pants.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 10:23 PM (lCWOD)

71 60 Huh?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


ROT-13. Move every letter 13 places forwards. A becomes N.

And N becomes A; encoding and decoding are the same thing because there's 26 letters.

There are probably a million-and-one auto-decoder websites. And probably only a million of them keep the results to spam them later.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)

72 Yes, I do remember Usenet.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 10:26 PM (DgGvY)

73 And pants are required for the Book Thread, because it's classy and all...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2024 10:15 PM
***
Well, there are favorite pants, pants purchased but not yet worn, and pants worn a while ago that you'd like to wear again.
Posted by: TRex at April 27, 2024 10:22 PM (n/3Pf)


We can still go commando though, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 10:26 PM (W/lyH)

74 Am I the only one who was hoping for a Yoko "tune"?

Posted by: Different Drum at April 27, 2024 10:27 PM (V5BDR)

75 72 Yes, I do remember Usenet.....
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 10:26 PM (DgGvY)

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It was quite an upgrade from the ol' CB radio, good buddy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:27 PM (bo7UB)

76 73 We can still go commando though, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 10:26 PM
***
Collect Underpants.
?
Profit!

Posted by: Underpants Gnomes at April 27, 2024 10:29 PM (n/3Pf)

77 Then there's fancy pants.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 10:23 PM (lCWOD)

Thanks for the memories.

Posted by: Bob "Fancy Pants" Hope at April 27, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)

78 Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle

Do we need a team to break you out, or are you tethered to equipment that beeps a lot?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

79 Keep commenting! We'll make it to 100 tonight!

Posted by: mindful webworker - silent typo at April 27, 2024 10:31 PM (L6R40)

80 Diogenes
Okay, with the PNW MoMe 6/1, see side bar, you have no excuse to not attend and I'll introduce you to the Cigar Pairing Parlor in Yakima.
Be there or be square.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 27, 2024 10:31 PM (vRqJ7)

81 rosemary, anise, lingonberries ...must be a Scandi mixologist
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:23 PM (V13WU)


add milk, and heat, an you have chai

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 10:32 PM (D7oie)

82 If we could post pictures, I would.

It doesn’t get used much, but some of us are still paying attention to the Deplorable Gourmet group on MeWe.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2024 10:33 PM (EXyHK)

83 Nothing quite like getting an email with what appears to be a malicious payload from a doctor's office on a Saturday night.

Yep, I think that doc got hacked. Can't think of any other reason to send out a PDF that attempts to hit a server in Brazil.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 27, 2024 10:33 PM (dZVON)

84 I think we should start calling tea "chai" . Which is its proper name.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:33 PM (V13WU)

85 "...tethered to equipment that beeps a lot?
Posted by: NaCly Dog"

What I called the Hospital Concerto.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bbbeeeep at April 27, 2024 10:33 PM (L6R40)

86 I made cupcakes for Christmas decorated with all the drink accoutrement!

It should probably be pointed out, this is April. But, it’s “five o’clock somewhere”, right? Christmas is the same, I take it?

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 10:33 PM (K55Yn)

87 Keep commenting! We'll make it to 100 tonight!
Posted by: mindful webworker - silent typo at April 27, 2024 10:31 PM (L6R40)

*Thread stalls at 92*

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 10:34 PM (bGQZ9)

88 I'll introduce you to the Cigar Pairing Parlor in Yakima.
Be there or be square.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 27, 2024 10:31 PM (vRqJ7)


since I think "good" cigars taste and smell like a burning eiderdown duvet and cost like a single carton of Camels, you all can have my share

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 10:34 PM (D7oie)

89 .."chay" is also acceptable

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:34 PM (V13WU)

90
84 I think we should start calling tea "chai" . Which is its proper name.
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:33 PM (V13WU)

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Good. Now do maize.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at April 27, 2024 10:34 PM (bo7UB)

91 87 Keep commenting! We'll make it to 100 tonight!
Posted by: mindful webworker - silent typo at April 27, 2024 10:31 PM (L6R40)

*Thread stalls at 92*

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 10:34 PM
***
I'm doing my part!

Posted by: Starship Troopers at April 27, 2024 10:36 PM (n/3Pf)

92 Good evening everyone.

Happy Saturday.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)

93 kindltot
No worries. No one has to go.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 27, 2024 10:37 PM (vRqJ7)

94 I think we should start calling tea "chai" . Which is its proper name.
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:33 PM (V13WU)

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Good. Now do maize.
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody

Come one, come all, to Willie Mays Hays new Maize Maze, opening this May!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)

95 Good. Now do maize.
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at April 27, 2024 10:34 PM (bo7UB)


CHOCLO.

Posted by: Kindltot - evoking his inner Colombian at April 27, 2024 10:37 PM (D7oie)

96 I think we should start calling tea "chai" . Which is its proper name.
Posted by: runner
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Good. Now do maize.
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody

And then faggots.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)

97 Tisane is a term for herbal teas made from plants other than Camellia sinensis

Oh, and I can't spell for some reason,

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 10:38 PM (D7oie)

98 Diogenes
Okay, with the PNW MoMe 6/1, see side bar, you have no excuse to not attend and I'll introduce you to the Cigar Pairing Parlor in Yakima.
Be there or be square.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 27, 2024 10:31 PM (vRqJ7)


Nurse is already busting my chops on this, but I'm going to be in Texas for granddaughter of Diogenes #2's graduation. I may dial in though...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)

99 Gopher. FTP.

The internet was better in a lot of ways before they tarded it out.

Google search was an almost magical experience up until the 2000s. First they eliminated the most visited, popular websites that was most relevant for the search in favor of “pay $$$ to get your site on the first page”

Then they started actively scrubbing results that don’t Comport with the Narrative. All you get now, is 50 pages of advertisements, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 10:39 PM (K55Yn)

100 Tea is only a secondary caffeine dispensary, an also ran.

Posted by: Joe Dimaggio at April 27, 2024 10:39 PM (V5BDR)

101 Have a great night, everyone.

May you not need a safe room tonight.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 10:40 PM (u82oZ)

102 Heh, whoever sent that link out forgot to disable "collaborators" from being able to delete the malicious file. Bye, bye, bad "PDF".

Sharepoint sucks so hard.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 27, 2024 10:40 PM (dZVON)

103 16 Wee wee wee was the fifth piggie. Somebody missing a couple of toes? I'm so confuzdd!
Posted by: mindful webworker - house of brick at April 27, 2024 10:06 PM (L6R40)

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Two of the piggies were lost on an unfortunate "hold my beer" incident.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2024 10:40 PM (IWI6i)

104 Poirot always drank Tisane. He was very fussy about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 10:40 PM (q3gwH)

105 I dry various mints for herbal teas, and in the spring I pick the tenderest buds and new leaves from the blackberry thickets to steep in hot water.

a couple of months ago I made catnip tea, and spilled it by accident. after I mopped it up, one of the cats came and rolled in the damp spot.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 10:40 PM (D7oie)

106 Google says the drink up above is a "spiced honey Bourbon Old Fashioned."

Maybe a "Maple Bourbon Smash."

Either way it's a bastardization of Bourbon and should be shunned.

Or not.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 10:40 PM (Q4IgG)

107 I'll introduce you to the Cigar Pairing Parlor in Yakima.
Be there or be square.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 27, 2024 10:31 PM (vRqJ7)

since I think "good" cigars taste and smell like a burning eiderdown duvet and cost like a single carton of Camels, you all can have my share
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 10:34 PM (D7oie)
***

NOTE TO SELF
Self: Do not ask Kindltot for a light.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 10:41 PM (W/lyH)

108 Tonypete, better late than never.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 10:41 PM (lCWOD)

109 105 I dry various mints for herbal teas, and in the spring I pick the tenderest buds and new leaves from the blackberry thickets to steep in hot water.

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Mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (IWI6i)

110 104 Poirot always drank Tisane. He was very fussy about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 10:40 PM (q3gwH)

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Rumpole settled for Pomeroy's Plonck, aka Chateau Thames Embankment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (bo7UB)

111 Okay Diogenes, that's a flimsy excuse.
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
I have every confidence that your chops will continue to be busted however.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (vRqJ7)

112 Wee wee wee was the fifth piggie. Somebody missing a couple of toes? I'm so confuzdd!
Posted by: mindful webworker


The other two stayed home so they wouldn't telegraph the punchline.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (DgGvY)

113 Am I the only one who was hoping for a Yoko "tune"?
Posted by: Different Drum at April 27, 2024 10:27 PM (V5BDR)
===

Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 10:46 PM (RIvkX)

114 Mint is FANTASTIC for making Juleps. That may be about all its good for, but that’s enough.

Make a simple syrup with cane sugar. Muddle fresh mint leaves in crushed ice, and pour a decent Bourbon, and syrup over same. A sterling cup is traditional, because silver is the best conductor of heat. It makes for an interesting drink, and refreshing on hot, humid days.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 10:47 PM (K55Yn)

115 Wee wee wee was the fifth piggie. Somebody missing a couple of toes? I'm so confuzdd!
Posted by: mindful webworker

The other two stayed home so they wouldn't telegraph the punchline.
Posted by: mikeski

One was drunk, and the other was at Cigar Pairing Parlor in Yakima with Winston.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2024 10:47 PM (VNX3d)

116 70 -- Hi NaCly!

Yeah, interesting story. I was in the hospital for throwing up blood. (Turned out to be simply a bad irritation of my esophagus, so don't worry.) I was laying there in recovery, and I was just a couple minutes from being returned to my room when the alarm was sounded in the hospital. It was very frustrating: just a couple minutes short of one alarm, they'd come back with a other. I think I was trapped down there for nearly two hours.

My youngest son was supposed to get married. The site canceled. That was the second time the wedding has been postponed. My oldest niece had flown out from New Jersey. According to his twin, his last words were something like "Fuck it! I'm gonna go and get drunk."

All the Sabine were lucky. We all live east of the worst of it. Daughter has to replace roof, but that was just hail. It stayed mostly in far west Omaha. The little towns out in that general area got hammered. Entire blocks of home in splinters. Very few injuries and no deaths, thankfully.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 27, 2024 10:47 PM (ET1Q8)

117 Still in friggin hospital!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 27, 2024 10:22 PM (0JAw6)
* * * *
Prayers continue for healing and a return to normal life!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2024 10:47 PM (U3L4U)

118 109 105 I dry various mints for herbal teas, and in the spring I pick the tenderest buds and new leaves from the blackberry thickets to steep in hot water.

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Mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (IWI6i)

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Wow. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at April 27, 2024 10:48 PM (bo7UB)

119 https://pin.it/1FVjFHj07

Cupcakes!

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

120 Rumpole settled for Pomeroy's Plonck, aka Chateau Thames Embankment.
Posted by: Cicero


Pomeroy didn't exist. I looked it up. I think it's the name of a character in another mystery series.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 10:48 PM (IG4Id)

121 If we could post pictures, I would.
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

There is a web site called “post images” that you can use to do that.

Posted by: javems at April 27, 2024 10:49 PM (xgBZ9)

122 Commissar a prayer for a complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 10:49 PM (RIvkX)

123 Mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (IWI6i)


You've clearly confused mint with okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 10:49 PM (W/lyH)

124 Mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (IWI6i)


Lemon balm is a weed, but it is nice in December, and yerba buena (Clinopodium douglasii) is a weed, and it is nice too. I dug some spearmint and put it in a pot, we will see if it gets big and escapes like the rest.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 10:50 PM (D7oie)

125 Mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Ok, fine, but don't touch the shiso.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 10:51 PM (IG4Id)

126 109 105 I dry various mints for herbal teas, and in the spring I pick the tenderest buds and new leaves from the blackberry thickets to steep in hot water.

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Mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (IWI6i)

You're not supposed to smoke it, man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

127 Mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (IWI6i)


You've clearly confused mint with okra.
Posted by: Diogenes

Cilantro

Posted by: Some Rat at April 27, 2024 10:52 PM (lSFt0)

128 Should have more piggies in the joke. Unless you're a Disney character with the three-gloved hand. Which presumably portends a three-toed foot.

Which, to consider fully, implies a mutant pig species that could annihilate us all. Which, one further considers, is spelled out in the fact that the piggies can speak and order drinks.

Saturday night has certainly changed via recent history.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2024 10:52 PM (CHHv1)

129 Pomeroy didn't exist. I looked it up. I think it's the name of a character in another mystery series.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 10:48 PM (IG4Id)

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I lucked into a dinner with John Mortimer, the guy who invented Rumpole, in London back in the '80s. He confirmed that Rumpole was indeed fictional.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:52 PM (bo7UB)

130 123 Mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (IWI6i)


You've clearly confused mint with okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 10:49 PM (W/lyH)

You can drink a mint julep, but you don't want to drink an okra julep. Although, deep fried okra is great (but never tried deep-friend mint)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

131 I didn't ask about Pomeroy's.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:53 PM (bo7UB)

132 Still in friggin hospital!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 27, 2024 10:22 PM (0JAw6)


Did you break your friggin'?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 10:53 PM (W/lyH)

133 Rumpole settled for Pomeroy's Plonck, aka Chateau Thames Embankment.
Posted by: Cicero
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'Put it on my slate'

Posted by: Rumpole at April 27, 2024 10:54 PM (XeU6L)

134 If anyone has Doc Brown’s modified DeLorean, you may want to stay out of my area while driving 88. There’s lightning about, and we wouldn’t want to lose you!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (VNX3d)

135 I lucked into a dinner with John Mortimer, the guy who invented Rumpole, in London back in the '80s. He confirmed that Rumpole was indeed fictional.
Posted by: Cicero


Damn, how old is you?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (IG4Id)

136 Cartoon piggies only have four digits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)

137 G’night, All. I don’t understand anything anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (9yWhg)

138 Damn, how old is you?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (IG4Id)

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29

How old are you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (bo7UB)

139 My youngest son was supposed to get married. The site canceled. That was the second time the wedding has been postponed. My oldest niece had flown out from New Jersey. According to his twin, his last words were something like "Fuck it! I'm gonna go and get drunk."
...
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 27, 2024 10:47 PM (ET1Q
====
b"h
Girl F.'s wedding in Sonoma last August came minutes from being canceled but they put out the wildfire.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (RIvkX)

140 132 Still in friggin hospital!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 27, 2024 10:22 PM (0JAw6)


Did you break your friggin'?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 10:53 PM (W/lyH)

For the last few weeks, been having tingling on the tip of a forefinger. Last week, the tip of my middle finger decided to join in. Now? Thumb tip and occassionally the areas between those three digits get the tinglies. Called triage nurse, after asking me all the questions related to strokes (is one side of you face numb or tingly?...) gave me four choices:
1) Wait for an appointment with a doc, but that'll be at least a month or two.
2) Go to Urgent care (and waste another 3 to 4 hours of my life)
3) Go to Emergency (waste another 3 to 4 hours+ of my life, and get hit with the bill for it not being an emergency)
4) Do nothing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

141
Damn, how old is you?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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*?*

That was only 40 years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 10:58 PM (XeU6L)

142 136 Cartoon piggies only have four digits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)

Oh? I thougth they had hooves...well, I guess Porky Pig had four fingers on his front legs and hooves on his back ones...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:58 PM (ynpvh)

143 137 G’night, All. I don’t understand anything anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (9yWhg)

Night, Bulgaroctonus. Sleep on it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:59 PM (ynpvh)

144 For the last few weeks, been having tingling on the tip of a forefinger. Last week, the tip of my middle finger decided to join in. Now? Thumb tip and occassionally the areas between those three digits get the tinglies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

It's lupus.

Posted by: House M.D. at April 27, 2024 10:59 PM (bGQZ9)

145 139 My youngest son was supposed to get married. The site canceled. That was the second time the wedding has been postponed. My oldest niece had flown out from New Jersey. According to his twin, his last words were something like "Fuck it! I'm gonna go and get drunk."
...
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 27, 2024 10:47 PM (ET1Q
====
b"h
Girl F.'s wedding in Sonoma last August came minutes from being canceled but they put out the wildfire.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (RIvkX)

That's a little extreme, setting a wildfire to prevent a marriage...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)

146 Kristi noem just shot her career in the head. Republican women are really into bestiality and don't like their dogs shot.

Posted by: raimondo at April 27, 2024 11:00 PM (slrDE)

147 Confirmed, malicious "PDF" file is deleted. Fuck you, hacker!

'Course, they'll probably just throw up another one. But they won't email me the link next time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 27, 2024 11:01 PM (dZVON)

148 144 For the last few weeks, been having tingling on the tip of a forefinger. Last week, the tip of my middle finger decided to join in. Now? Thumb tip and occassionally the areas between those three digits get the tinglies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

It's lupus.

Posted by: House M.D. at April 27, 2024 10:59 PM (bGQZ9)

Well, the full moon WAS April 23rd...but no howling from me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:01 PM (ynpvh)

149 144 For the last few weeks, been having tingling on the tip of a forefinger. Last week, the tip of my middle finger decided to join in. Now? Thumb tip and occassionally the areas between those three digits get the tinglies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

It's lupus.
Posted by: House M.D. at April 27, 2024 10:59 PM (bGQZ9)

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Have you tried slapping a hot iron on it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:01 PM (bo7UB)

150 146
What is it she supposedly did? Not that I'm a big fan...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:02 PM (ynpvh)

151 That's not why they reject you, raimondo. If you'd shower once in a while you might get close enough to one to find that out for yourself.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 27, 2024 11:02 PM (dZVON)

152 Much discussion of Apocalypse Now in the thread below - two things not mentioned that might be of note:

1. John Milius wanted George Lucas to direct from his script, and was seemingly on board with Lucas's plan to film it as a "black comedy."

2. Milius and others involved with casting very much wanted Steve McQueen to play the part of Willard, but leaving the US for an extended time led him to turn it down. McQueen, though, pushed Clint Eastwood to play Willard, and offered to play Kurtz because it would be a briefer shoot for him.

Much debate over who would have been better than Brando for Kurtz. If you're going by the standard of "having your lines fed to you over an earpiece," then pretty much anyone, obviously, but I still wonder who would have nailed it. Robert Shaw, John Cassavetes, were among those proposed, but I still don't know.

It may sound bizarre, but I'd kinda favor William Holden - he could have brought that West Point ring-on-the-finger rising star gone rogue aspect to the role. He had the sort of natural charisma that would make it believable that he could draw others to his ultimately insane cause. He also could do a complex villain quite well.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 11:02 PM (+OBLx)

153 149 144 For the last few weeks, been having tingling on the tip of a forefinger. Last week, the tip of my middle finger decided to join in. Now? Thumb tip and occassionally the areas between those three digits get the tinglies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

It's lupus.
Posted by: House M.D. at April 27, 2024 10:59 PM (bGQZ9)

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Have you tried slapping a hot iron on it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:01 PM (bo7UB)

it hurt, so I still have feeling, just that and tingling. Rubbing dirt on it didn't help either (other then get under my fingernails)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

154 raimondo's here. His sister must have a "date" tonight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:03 PM (bo7UB)

155 1) Wait for an appointment with a doc, but that'll be at least a month or two.
2) Go to Urgent care (and waste another 3 to 4 hours of my life)
3) Go to Emergency (waste another 3 to 4 hours+ of my life, and get hit with the bill for it not being an emergency)
4) Do nothing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)


5) Seek Horde medical advice!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 11:03 PM (W/lyH)

156
Some human sex workers say the platform unfairly polices their own posts more harshly.

_________

Women hardest hit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 11:04 PM (MoZTd)

157 Cartoon piggies only have four digits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)


real piggies only have four digits, too

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 11:04 PM (D7oie)

158 That's a little extreme, setting a wildfire to prevent a marriage...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)
====
Is something burning?
What are those helicopters doing?
Are those sirens?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:04 PM (RIvkX)

159 155 1) Wait for an appointment with a doc, but that'll be at least a month or two.
2) Go to Urgent care (and waste another 3 to 4 hours of my life)
3) Go to Emergency (waste another 3 to 4 hours+ of my life, and get hit with the bill for it not being an emergency)
4) Do nothing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)


5) Seek Horde medical advice!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 11:03 PM (W/lyH)

Yeah, that's always a good move...I see you kept it at #5, after "Do Nothing". LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:04 PM (ynpvh)

160 We're working on growing transplant-able hands on pigs in place of front hooves.
Were using "winterized" pigs we created because we can only do this Canada.

Posted by: Big Transplant at April 27, 2024 11:05 PM (B705c)

161 157 Cartoon piggies only have four digits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)

real piggies only have four digits, too
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 11:04 PM (D7oie)

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AI pigs have anywhere from two to seven.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:05 PM (bo7UB)

162 Patient Parent Rest Area needs bacon.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:05 PM (ynpvh)

163 161 157 Cartoon piggies only have four digits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)

real piggies only have four digits, too
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 11:04 PM (D7oie)

----------------

AI pigs have anywhere from two to seven.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:05 PM (bo7UB)

And that's just their mouths

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:06 PM (ynpvh)

164 I have new neighbors. They have shitty taste in music.

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2024 11:06 PM (VGOMa)

165 143 137 G’night, All. I don’t understand anything anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 10:55 PM (9yWhg)

Night, Bulgaroctonus. Sleep on it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April

Someone wise once said “Understanding is a three edged sword.” I offer it as proof that I’m not that wise, because I don’t understand that either.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2024 11:06 PM (VNX3d)

166 The troll dares to know what is a "woman"!!!1

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:06 PM (RIvkX)

167 I have new neighbors. They have shitty taste in music.
Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2024 11:06 PM (VGOMa)
===

Yoko, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

168 On the cover of the album "Rumors", did they purposefully put the balls on the guy where they did?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:07 PM (ynpvh)

169 “PDF file” is a wretched phrase, much like “ATM Machine” or “VIN Number”

I’m not sure how much longer I can take this.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 11:08 PM (K55Yn)

170 >> Last week, the tip of my middle finger decided to join in.

"Paresthesia", tingling, pins and needles. Probably some nerve thing, pinched nerve, neuropathy.

I've got "cubital tunnel syndrome" in my left elbow due to the RA and the fact I broke that elbow back in my mid-20s. It's made it swell. If I sleep with that elbow bent, the pinky finger and third finger go to sleep something awful.

But the forefinger and middle are a different nerve. Cervical nerve compression due to arthritis and other things associated with being 29 can do that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:08 PM (w6EFb)

171 Since it's the left that gone down the bizarro path of queer sexualities I'd think it's the democrat people with bonus holes that would be into bestiality.

That said when raimondo's mom talks about her bull she's talking about a literal bull.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 11:08 PM (SesYE)

172 Rubbing dirt on it didn't help either (other then get under my fingernails)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

Try walking it off.

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2024 11:08 PM (B705c)

173 The missing piggies chose to take the short cut across Ben Had's back forty.

And, in short order, they were cut short.

From Short Cut to Short Ribs.

beebedeebeebdee.....That's All, Folks!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 11:08 PM (e6UQI)

174 Mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2024 10:44 PM (IWI6i)

I'm sorry, the correct answer is "cilantro."

Posted by: But you get a copy of our home game! at April 27, 2024 11:08 PM (Wc83a)

175
I’m not sure how much longer I can take this.
Posted by: Common Tater

_________

The hoi polloi seem fine with it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 11:09 PM (MoZTd)

176 169 “PDF file” is a wretched phrase, much like “ATM Machine” or “VIN Number”

I’m not sure how much longer I can take this.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 11:08 PM (K55Yn)

Hot Water Heater; only heats up hot water.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

177 “PDF file” is a wretched phrase, much like “ATM Machine” or “VIN Number”

I’m not sure how much longer I can take this.
Posted by: Common Tater

Rio Grand River

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)

178 it hurt, so I still have feeling, just that and tingling. Rubbing dirt on it didn't help either (other then get under my fingernails)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

Pinched nerve, perhaps? Or maybe something more exotic-my mother can't sit under an A/C vent because the rods in her back get cold and make her arms tingle before going numb.

Posted by: pookysgirl's family is slowly turning bionic at April 27, 2024 11:10 PM (dtlDP)

179 Second choice for AN Colonel Kurtz:

Burt Lancaster - he would chew the scenery, but check him out in Seven Days in May and you can see the makings of a Kurtz there. The age factor would be a problem, but if they could shoot around Brando's rotundity and near-immobility, they could probably handle that too.

Possible third - Charlton Heston. Yes, I know all the problems, but think of the subversive effect. Remember his take on Taylor in Planet of the Apes - how far from that would Kurtz really have to be? (And don't forget that it's Taylor who - is it accidental? - activates the Alpha and Omega Nuke in Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Remember the line in Conrad's novella, "Exterminate the Brutes.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 11:11 PM (+OBLx)

180 In addition to being a pretty catchy, topical album, Rumours was a pretty excellent mixing and recording tour de force. It was one recording that people might use to test out speakers or turntables or whatever. It sounded good for 1977, cutting edge high-fi, sparkles, and peruvian marching powder.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 11:11 PM (K55Yn)

181 170 >> Last week, the tip of my middle finger decided to join in.

"Paresthesia", tingling, pins and needles. Probably some nerve thing, pinched nerve, neuropathy.

I've got "cubital tunnel syndrome" in my left elbow due to the RA and the fact I broke that elbow back in my mid-20s. It's made it swell. If I sleep with that elbow bent, the pinky finger and third finger go to sleep something awful.

But the forefinger and middle are a different nerve. Cervical nerve compression due to arthritis and other things associated with being 29 can do that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:08 PM (w6EFb)

yeah, the knuckle on the 29-year-old finger on the other hand swells up sometimes from what I think is Arthur-itis. Also exhibiting finger twist and bow. Showed it to a younger co-worker once, he said it looked gross. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:12 PM (ynpvh)

182 172 Rubbing dirt on it didn't help either (other then get under my fingernails)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

Try walking it off.

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2024 11:08 PM (B705c)

I'll just end up falling down. I haven't walked on my hands in ages.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:12 PM (ynpvh)

183 I’m not sure how much longer I can take this.
Posted by: Common Tater

Rio Grand River
Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)
===
Ham Burger

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:13 PM (RIvkX)

184 177 “PDF file” is a wretched phrase, much like “ATM Machine” or “VIN Number”

I’m not sure how much longer I can take this.
Posted by: Common Tater

Rio Grand River

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)

The La Brea Tarpits.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

185 >> Posted by: Mike Hammer

You were right the other night about my compressor motor. Bad start capacitor. I "Zabel Degugged" as a shorted run capacitor. Nope.

This start cap is 189-227 uF, 250V (why they list electrolytic start caps with a range like this, I don't know. Run caps are a given value with a tolerance percentage).

Took both cap houses off the motor and took them out. My Fluke said the start cap was 1.4 uF. On resistance, it showed high resistance, 600 kOhm-ish, but it didn't behave right, you know, value increasing as the cap charged up. Just sort of bounced around.

Evidence of electrolyte leakage as well. Not too bad, but a little around the seam on the end.

Run cap was 15 uF (+/- 6%). It read 13.1 uF, which was out of tolerance, so I replaced it as well.

Motor starts right up and runs nicely. I got two of each of the caps, so I'll have a set if the other motor, exact same model, goes out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:14 PM (w6EFb)

186 178 it hurt, so I still have feeling, just that and tingling. Rubbing dirt on it didn't help either (other then get under my fingernails)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

Pinched nerve, perhaps? Or maybe something more exotic-my mother can't sit under an A/C vent because the rods in her back get cold and make her arms tingle before going numb.

Posted by: pookysgirl's family is slowly turning bionic at April 27, 2024 11:10 PM (dtlDP)

Yeah, I think it's the shoulder. It's been less than cooperative with me for even longer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)

187 hoi polloi is best served with poi and baked plantain

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)

188 Oh thank G-d. My stepson just got home. He's a stone cold playa, so he got invited to prom by a senior, even though he's a sophomore. He's in a great mood, but not an "I just hit that" mood.

I think he had fun, and remained pure. Thank G-d.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 11:14 PM (0FoWg)

189 Good night, everyone! Sleep well

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 11:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

190 Rio Grand River
Posted by: Tonypete

La Brea tar pits.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 27, 2024 11:17 PM (lSFt0)

191 Rio Grand River

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)

The La Brea Tarpits.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

----------

The Las Vegas Raiders

Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:17 PM (bo7UB)

192 188 Oh thank G-d. My stepson just got home. He's a stone cold playa, so he got invited to prom by a senior, even though he's a sophomore. He's in a great mood, but not an "I just hit that" mood.

I think he had fun, and remained pure. Thank G-d.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 11:14 PM (0FoWg)

Well, keep the positive thoughts. My mom though one of my brothers was sleeping around like no-ones business, and pushed him hard into marrying this one girl. Marriage didn't last. When he told my dad years later, dad said, "But you were sleeping around!"
He retorted, "No, Dad, I was a virgin when I married."
Dad: "But Mom told me..."
Him: "...and that's your problem; you believed Mom".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh)

193 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 11:14 PM (0FoWg)
===
I went to prom and didn't come home for 3 days including stops at Studio 54, Taco Bell, and Malibu beach Club.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:18 PM (RIvkX)

194 Sorry Jim. Posted without hitting refresh.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 27, 2024 11:18 PM (lSFt0)

195 “PDF file” is a wretched phrase, much like “ATM Machine” or “VIN Number”

I’m not sure how much longer I can take this.
Posted by: Common Tater

Rio Grand River
Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)


There is an ATM machine at Torpenhow Hill

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 11:18 PM (D7oie)

196 191 Rio Grand River

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)

The La Brea Tarpits.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

----------

The Las Vegas Raiders

Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:17 PM (bo7UB)

Fresh Frozen Real Immitation Jumbo Shrimp.
Okay...that wasn't right...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:18 PM (ynpvh)

197
I was looking at the specs on these bipolar electrolytic start caps. Lifetimes are in the 30 hour range. Duty cycle is less than 5%.

Now, they're in circuit normally for less than a second each start cycle, of course, so 30 hours should be many start cycles over years. But the duty cycle is a killer. Not too good for rapid start/stop cycling.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:19 PM (w6EFb)

198 *peers at bottom picture*

Is that Busch?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:19 PM (di6C2)

199 197
I was looking at the specs on these bipolar electrolytic start caps. Lifetimes are in the 30 hour range. Duty cycle is less than 5%.

Now, they're in circuit normally for less than a second each start cycle, of course, so 30 hours should be many start cycles over years. But the duty cycle is a killer. Not too good for rapid start/stop cycling.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:19 PM (w6EFb)

I assume for an AC application, 120VAC or 240VAC?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:20 PM (ynpvh)

200 I was looking at the specs...

It was at this point I knew it was a publius comment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:20 PM (RIvkX)

201 I don't 'get' the 'patient parent waiting area' pic

Hi y'all

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:21 PM (l4B/J)

202 4) Do nothing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----------------------

Take 500mg aspirin, if you're not allergic. Two hours later take another 500. If it is a stroke than will mitigate it.
Where in the hell is muldoon?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 11:22 PM (lCWOD)

203 How did I manage an emoji in my post? Especially since I'm pretty sure I hit the period and quotation keys and don't have the internet-Fu to pull off any emoji, period. Was it Pixy's programming reacting to my proposal of Charlton Heston for the role of Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now? Should I have suggested Sam Neill or Paul Hogan ("That's not an Apocalypse, *this* is an Apocalypse!?)

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 11:22 PM (+OBLx)

204
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:21 PM (l4B/J)

202 4) Do nothing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----------------------

Take 500mg aspirin, if you're not allergic. Two hours later take another 500. If it is a stroke than will mitigate it.
Where in the hell is muldoon?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 11:22 PM (lCWOD)
===
Ummm...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:23 PM (RIvkX)

205 I assume for an AC application, 120VAC or 240VAC?
Posted by: jim


120V, 121V - whatever it takes.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 11:23 PM (WXNFJ)

206 The hoi polloi seem fine with it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 11:09 PM (MoZTd)

I thought Jonas Salk got rid of hoi polloi.

Posted by: Or was it pollo loco at April 27, 2024 11:23 PM (Wc83a)

207 I don't really doubt the boy. I doubt his lady friends. His heart is in the right spot. But... Maybe his wiener isn't listening to his heart so much. But also, this girl and her parents seem like good people. Anyway, if I'm a 40yo grandfather in February, I'll know I'm wrong, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 11:23 PM (0FoWg)

208 Hi y'all
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:21 PM (l4B/J)


-----------

*checks clipboard*

Line on the left, one cross each.

Posted by: Centurion #4 at April 27, 2024 11:23 PM (bo7UB)

209 Charleton Heston as Kurtz?

Huh. That could work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:24 PM (di6C2)

210 209 Charleton Heston as Kurtz?

Huh. That could work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:24 PM (di6C2)

---------

Dom DeLouise was right out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:25 PM (bo7UB)

211 >> I assume for an AC application, 120VAC or 240VAC?

Yes, capacitors for a single-phase 3HP motor. 240V single phase.

The purpose of the caps are to induce a phase shift of the current in an auxiliary start winding. This motor is a "CSCR", for capacitor start, capacitor run. Here the start winding is in circuit all the time. The other capacitor type motor is the "CSIR", cap start, induction run. THe start winding is only energized during start.

The third type is the "PSC" type, permanent split capacitor. You have a "run" capacitor only. They are used for every low starting torque, low HP motors, such as fan motors on HVAC stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

212 207 I don't really doubt the boy. I doubt his lady friends. His heart is in the right spot. But... Maybe his wiener isn't listening to his heart so much. But also, this girl and her parents seem like good people. Anyway, if I'm a 40yo grandfather in February, I'll know I'm wrong, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 11:23 PM (0FoWg)

Maybe he just got a knob shine? That will put anyone in a good mood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:25 PM (di6C2)

213 1. John Milius wanted George Lucas to direct from his script, and was seemingly on board with Lucas's plan to film it as a "black comedy."

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea


Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 11:25 PM (IG4Id)

214 The Bipolar Electrolytic Start Caps were one-hit wonders....

I think it must be about my bedtime!

Posted by: mindful webworker - yawning at April 27, 2024 11:25 PM (L6R40)

215 I lost my viriginity in that golden period after the pill but before AIDS.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

216 I don't really doubt the boy. I doubt his lady friends. His heart is in the right spot. But... Maybe his wiener isn't listening to his heart so much. But also, this girl and her parents seem like good people. Anyway, if I'm a 40yo grandfather in February, I'll know I'm wrong, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 11:23 PM (0FoWg)

The wiener doesn't listen. It dicktates terms.

Posted by: Do it! Do it! DO IT!!! at April 27, 2024 11:26 PM (Wc83a)

217 Dom DeLouise was right out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:25 PM (bo7UB)

Mel Brooks doing an Apocalypse Now parody would be lit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:26 PM (di6C2)

218 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

Carpal tunnel?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 11:27 PM (Ka3bZ)

219 215 I lost my viriginity in that golden period after the pill but before AIDS.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

Calm before the stupidity.

Although, wasn't herpes a thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:27 PM (di6C2)

220 Aspirin will mitigate a stroke. Tylenol won't do shit.
If I had insurance I'd go to emerg care.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 11:27 PM (lCWOD)

221 202 4) Do nothing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----------------------

Take 500mg aspirin, if you're not allergic. Two hours later take another 500. If it is a stroke than will mitigate it.
Where in the hell is muldoon?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 11:22 PM (lCWOD)

I used to be on 325mg aspirin years ago for TIAs I had a decade or so ago. Problem was, it caused lots of bleeding--hematurias. One was so bad I was pissing darker than a Merlot or Hawaiian punch every time; Red Blood Count dropped a few full points. I started getting abdominal cramps and was in a very unhappy mood; my wife called it my man-period.
I'm now on 81mg Aspirin/day, and I don't bleed.

On a side node, last year or so my sister had a TIA and I told her, "Oh, yeah, I was about your age when I had my first". She was not amused.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

222 203 How did I manage an emoji in my post? Especially since I'm pretty sure I hit the period and quotation keys and don't have the internet-Fu to pull off any emoji, period. Was it Pixy's programming reacting to my proposal of Charlton Heston for the role of Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now? Should I have suggested Sam Neill or Paul Hogan ("That's not an Apocalypse, *this* is an Apocalypse!?)

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 11:22 PM (+OBLx)

I cheat; I do copy/paste.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

223 206 The hoi polloi seem fine with it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 11:09 PM (MoZTd)

I thought Jonas Salk got rid of hoi polloi.

Posted by: Or was it pollo loco at April 27, 2024 11:23 PM (Wc83a)

No, that was the regular polloi.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:29 PM (ynpvh)

224 Run capacitors are interesting.

The HVAC motor for the central air started making protest noises during an exceptionally extended cold period. I was ready to replace it, and even had its replacement on hand - when I realized it wasn’t a “sealed for life” bearing unit, but had oiler points on both ends of the motor shaft. Just little plugs that needed to be removed, and oil, naturally.

Saved me several hundred bucks, at least. Anyway, I was reading the manual for the new motor - run capacitor values will affect the efficiency or electricity consumption to some degree.

The run capacitor should be specifically “sized” for the application - just about any size can be made to work, but fine-tuning the value means cooler running and longer life.

Another motor “gotcha” for residential ho-moaners, outside air conditioner units have a switch, called a “contactor” if I remember right. You can often hear it click when switching from heating to cooling on the thermostat. Well for some reason, bugs like to crawl in there sometimes, and make a nest or whatever, disabling the switch.

Outside compressor units like fresh capacitors, fan motors, and contactors. 1994 Trane !

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 11:30 PM (K55Yn)

225 Burt Reynolds as Col. Kurtz.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 11:30 PM (ErLti)

226 Although, wasn't herpes a thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:27 PM (di6C2)
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That and crabs and the clap and...

They used to call it VD, venereal disease

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

227 I was pissing darker than a Merlot or Hawaiian punch every time; Red Blood Count dropped a few full points. I started getting abdominal cramps and was in a very unhappy mood; my wife called it my man-period.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

It's the small joys that make marriage so wonderful.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 11:31 PM (kEj1Q)

228 207 I don't really doubt the boy. I doubt his lady friends. His heart is in the right spot. But... Maybe his wiener isn't listening to his heart so much. But also, this girl and her parents seem like good people. Anyway, if I'm a 40yo grandfather in February, I'll know I'm wrong, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 11:23 PM (0FoWg)

I woulda though a 29yo grandfather...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)

229 225 Burt Reynolds as Col. Kurtz.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 11:30 PM (ErLti)

Don Knotts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:31 PM (di6C2)

230 Gilbert Gottfried as Capt. Willard.

BITCH!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:32 PM (bo7UB)

231 Does anyone know where the National Weather Service streams their radio broadcasts? I’m hearing sirens, but can’t find info on any tornados near me.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2024 11:33 PM (VNX3d)

232 That and crabs and the clap and...

They used to call it VD, venereal disease
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

I heard a horrifying wolfman jack psa on that...

Ok, have not found that one yet, but this is pretty horrifying:

https://tinyurl.com/ybucae4n

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:33 PM (di6C2)

233 Something I would have posted on the hobby thread had there been one today. Spent a few hours trying to figure out why I couldn't get an Arduino talking to a IO expander chip. Happened across a blog post where someone mentioned that the authors of the interface library had changed how to access their chip but not bothered to update any of the code examples. It works now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 27, 2024 11:33 PM (dZVON)

234 218 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

Carpal tunnel?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 11:27 PM (Ka3bZ)

Always possible. I tried grabbing something too wide for my had a couple of weeks previous to the onset; it hurt like hell and the palm of my hand swelled up a bit on the ring-finger side. After a few days the swelling went away, but the hand still bothers me. Actually both do. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

235 Capacitation talk is making me nervous. When I pulled the refigerator light switch to measure it one of the leads can loose and kissed the other one. Big Arc. hope everything past the switch is OK.

I went ahead and ordered those battery lights that CBD recommended just in case.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 11:36 PM (lCWOD)

236 >> Does anyone know where the National Weather Service streams their radio broadcasts?

https://www.weatherusa.net/radio

Many of those aren't working, but some are, including the one here at the airport in Greer, SC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:37 PM (w6EFb)

237 "Going to the free clinic" was euphemism for getting treated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:38 PM (RIvkX)

238 226 Although, wasn't herpes a thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:27 PM (di6C2)
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That and crabs and the clap and...

They used to call it VD, venereal disease

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

They now call them STIs, like that car Subaru makes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:38 PM (ynpvh)

239 42 In a release from the Glades County Sheriff's Office, authorities claimed Kolotka tried his best to evade deputies by going incognito, wearing a wig and dress to avoid arrest.

It didn't work.

Didn't work for me, either.
Posted by: Jeff Davis at April 27, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)

Trying to escape in drag never works.

Posted by: Josef Dzugashvili at April 27, 2024 11:38 PM (uTTG7)

240
Also, go to Wunderground, or fire up the Windows Weather program. Although I hate to admit it, I like it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:39 PM (w6EFb)

241 BTW, in the pig joke, the first pig (who goes out) should have roast beef. That's the meal the the 3rd piggy has when you're doing the toes. (The first little piggy is at the market, and the second stays home, so it's really the third, fourth and fifth that go out. But it's okay to call them the 3 piggies, and count them that way, given the other pigs anti-social behavior.)

Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2024 11:39 PM (1zxQh)

242 Outside compressor units like fresh capacitors, fan motors, and contactors. 1994 Trane !
Posted by: Common Tater
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Don't spring a leak. You're getting no more refrigerant. Unless you go to Mexico.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 11:39 PM (lCWOD)

243 Tingling on the thumb, index and middle finger not likely due to a stroke. Those three digits are innervated by the radial nerve, while the ring and pinky fingers are innervated by the ulnar nerve. More likely explanation would be a peripheral nerve problem of some sort (e.g. neuropathy). Probably not an emergency. I have had tingling inn my ring and pinky fingers of one hand for ~10 years. I am not licensed to practice medicine in Kalifornia and do not offer this as specific medical advice.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:40 PM (l4B/J)

244 They now call them STIs, like that car Subaru makes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:38 PM (ynpvh)

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It will never have the cachet of getting the French Pox.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:41 PM (bo7UB)

245 Does anyone know where the National Weather Service streams their radio broadcasts?

https://www.weatherusa.net/radio

Many of those aren't working, but some are, including the one here at the airport in Greer, SC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

Thanks, publius. My local radio works, but no local tornado warning - just the sirens, which have stopped.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2024 11:41 PM (VNX3d)

246 Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

True enough, but that came from the Hickenlooper "making-of" documentary. A few other gems from that:

Lucas at one point wanted to do the film in Vietnam itself, then shifted to favor it pseudo-documentary style in Stockton using black and white film.

One of the props guys decided on his own to bring in cadavers, planning to use them to decorate Kurtz's Hell-scape hq. Coppola freaked out, and even more so when he found out that the "medical examiner" who supplied the corpses was actually a grave-robber.

Method Acting - Dennis Hopper had trouble on set early on, and when Coppola asked, "What can get you through this," Hopper said, "About an ounce of cocaine," and that became part of the regular film budget from then onwards..

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 11:42 PM (+OBLx)

247 Always possible. I tried grabbing something too wide for my had a couple of weeks previous to the onset; it hurt like hell and the palm of my hand swelled up a bit on the ring-finger side. After a few days the swelling went away, but the hand still bothers me. Actually both do. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)


I suffer from ganglion cysts, they are fluid cysts on tendons that swell and can cause problems. My most recent one is on the back side tendon on my middle finger, which wasn't a problem besides it impinged on the nerve on a pressure point, especially when I tried to grab something like you described. It was quite painful for a while, and if I knead it too much it starts hurting again.
It is one of those spots I was told is a spot for a "compliance hold" and I admit it can be painful

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 11:43 PM (D7oie)

248 I had bad cervical neuropathy 15 years ago and my forefinger has been numb since then.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:44 PM (RIvkX)

249 Wunderground was a lot better before IBM bought it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 11:44 PM (lCWOD)

250
Good evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 27, 2024 11:44 PM (GF5oC)

251 Although, wasn't herpes a thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That and crabs and the clap and...

They used to call it VD, venereal disease

Posted by: San Franpsycho

It is a constant source of amazement that most of us missed out on the joy of Rotten Peter during the 60's and 70's.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 11:46 PM (WXNFJ)

252 Muldoon I was sorry to see your comment about the search for your FiL.

For government employees, there is no risk in doing nothing, and it conserves energy too. Unless you can make it more risky for them to continue doing nothing...

I'd consult friends in media or pr

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:47 PM (RIvkX)

253 Just a personal pet peeve: I think everyone who says they love sushi is kinda posing. I mean, it's all right, but in almost any circumstance, fried is better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:47 PM (di6C2)

254
That reminds me. Miley got me a weather station for my birfday, an Ambient Weather WS-2000. I haven't set it up yet. I opened it up, checked it out, but the past couple of days, I've been too busy and worn out in the evening to mess with it.

I might play with it later tonight. It will be mounted on one of the fence gate poles, with a pole extension on top, when I get around to it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:48 PM (w6EFb)

255 They now call them STIs, like that car Subaru makes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:38 PM (ynpvh)

I don't know if Subaru still makes the WRX STi, but it was a cool car, and if they don't, they should.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 11:48 PM (0FoWg)

256 248 I had bad cervical neuropathy 15 years ago and my forefinger has been numb since then.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:44 PM (RIvkX)

Am I the only dude when I see 'cervical' I do not think 'spine' but 'Cervix'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:49 PM (di6C2)

257
Anyway, when I get that thing set up and installed, I'll be connecting to the Wunderground network. I'll post a link and if any of y'all are interested in the Miley-Publius local weather conditions, you can see it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:49 PM (w6EFb)

258 I don't know if Subaru still makes the WRX STi, but it was a cool car, and if they don't, they should.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 11:48 PM (0FoWg)

Good performance and handling. Ugly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:49 PM (di6C2)

259 Yup, bedtime for me. Rain burst on metal roof is like a lullaby.

Good night.
https://youtu.be/Qp_djIuQ2Cw

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - gone at April 27, 2024 11:49 PM (L6R40)

260 Night mw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:50 PM (di6C2)

261 Good evening. Yahtzee champ of the casa de scampy tonight. Buffs knuckles on shirt.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 11:51 PM (ZDqsK)

262
Here's the product page for that Weather station:

https://tinyurl.com/yn3xvjqr

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:51 PM (w6EFb)

263 I'd consult friends in media or pr
Posted by: San Franpsycho

*********

Thanks. One of the options we have considered is notifying the local newspaper that there is evidence of human remains and ask them to ask the sheriff and CBI what is happening to investigate. The local newspaper is pretty weak in terms of investigative reporting. No local TV stations.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:52 PM (l4B/J)

264 We played Yahtzee on new year's eve this year and our guest rolled a Yahtzee at the stroke of midnight. Pretty cool, no?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:53 PM (RIvkX)

265 That reminds me. Miley got me a weather station for my birfday, an Ambient Weather WS-2000. I haven't set it up yet. I opened it up, checked it out, but the past couple of days, I've been too busy and worn out in the evening to mess with it.

I might play with it later tonight. It will be mounted on one of the fence gate poles, with a pole extension on top, when I get around to it.


I've got one of those. I've found that debris from surrounding trees can get into and jam up the rain gauge fairly easily. Also, if you've got the optional lightning detector it probably doesn't work for shit. The one I've got has detected exactly one lightning event, and that was almost directly overhead.

But overall it's done it's job for the last three and a half years or so.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 27, 2024 11:54 PM (dZVON)

266
Re fine tuning or sizing in general a run capacitor. I've known people who've modified CSIR motors with an external run capacitor to improve efficiency and power factor. You've got to be careful. Some will work fine, but in some, the start winding just can't stand continuous current at all without overheating.

Run capacitors over the typical single phase HP range run from about 2 to 70 uF.

What you do is start small, the gradually increase the capacitance until you hit the sweet spot, which will show up as minimum running current for the given load (note you'll be tuning this for the load the motor is actually pulling, not its rated load).

If you get too big, the current will start to increase again. You want to keep it on the low side of that point.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 27, 2024 11:55 PM (w6EFb)

267 Am I the only dude when I see 'cervical' I do not think 'spine' but 'Cervix'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

********

Imagine the uterus being shaped like an inverted earthen wine jug. The "cervix" is the neck of the jug.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:55 PM (l4B/J)

268 Imagine the uterus being shaped like an inverted earthen wine jug. The "cervix" is the neck of the jug.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:55 PM (l4B/J)

Heh. Heh. Jugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:56 PM (di6C2)

269 Gilbert Gottfried as Capt. Willard.

BITCH!!!
Posted by: Cicero

There is a beauty there - just imagine these quotes in Gottfried's voice:

Saigon. Shit. I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.

Part of me was afraid of what I would find and what I would do when I got there.

And a gum-smacking Smokey and the Bandit era Burt Reynolds as Kurtz: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream.

and: You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.

I would watch that movie.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 11:56 PM (+OBLx)

270 262 Here's the product page for that Weather station:

https://tinyurl.com/yn3xvjqr
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Nice one. I had one with an anemometer and thermometer. It was great, you're going to enjoy it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 11:58 PM (lCWOD)

271 Potpourri as an adult beverage?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2024 11:58 PM (cOq4q)

272 We played Yahtzee on new year's eve this year and our guest rolled a Yahtzee at the stroke of midnight. Pretty cool, no?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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That's fun. Midnight on NYE....seems to get later every year.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 11:58 PM (41CYW)

273 Heh. Heh. Jugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

*******

I fully anticipated that response.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:58 PM (l4B/J)

274 I fully anticipated that response.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:58 PM (l4B/J)

That's why it's obligatory. You could have said like champagne bottle. Or just bottle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 12:01 AM (di6C2)

275 I would have thought "cervix" had something to do with beer

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 12:03 AM (D7oie)

276 A little protest news and then off to bed.

Saturday, 69 people were arrested at the Arizona State University trying to establish a Gaza Camp to demand the university divest itself from Israeli companies.
An official with the university told 12 News, that most of the individuals that were attempting to set up the encampment were not part of ASU's student body, nor were they faculty.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:03 AM (lCWOD)

277 I'm ugly, too. But I work. I won't hold the Subaru's looks against it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2024 12:03 AM (0FoWg)

278 237 "Going to the free clinic" was euphemism for getting treated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 11:38 PM (RIvkX)

My wife loved the song, "Torn Between Two Lovers", but I would purposefully munge the lyrics:

♪ Torn between two Lovers,
STD's in Bloom,
Loving both of you
Sends me to the Clinic soon...♫

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:04 AM (ynpvh)

279 UCLA:. 'You're just a white person. Get out. We don't like white people!' the woman said angrily to the camera while continuing to wave the Palestinian flag she was waving and chanting 'Free Palestine!
https://shorturl.at/vGIQ1

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:04 AM (lCWOD)

280 You were right the other night about my compressor motor. Bad start capacitor. I "Zabel Degugged" as a shorted run capacitor.
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I recognized the symptoms as making it a strong possibility.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2024 12:04 AM (XeU6L)

281 FBI and unidentified Mar-a-Lago employee from Jan 2023 shows agents trying to get information about the personal life of Walt Nauta, Trump's close personal aide DOJ wanted to flip.
_juliekelly
https://shorturl.at/duNW1

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:05 AM (lCWOD)

282 Back from watching "Hundreds of Beavers". Gee, it was silly, and I laughed out loud a few times. The sight gag with the dogs playing poker was worth the rental price.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 28, 2024 12:06 AM (i6N8Y)

283 Several hundred pro-Palestinian protesters DC Hilton for the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

The protesters chanted slogans such as “shame on you for breaking bread,” in opposition to Israel’s war on Hamas [suckitwashtimes] and President Biden’s support for Israel. (Who knew?)

They confronted guests who were dressed in formal attire arriving at the hotel and made their way into the hotel lobby at one point … Code PINK, …
_washtimeskissesuplessthanWaPo

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 12:06 AM (lCWOD)

284 244 They now call them STIs, like that car Subaru makes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:38 PM (ynpvh)

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It will never have the cachet of getting the French Pox.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 11:41 PM (bo7UB)

Is that the Pox you get from Monkey-ing around?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:06 AM (ynpvh)

285 245 Does anyone know where the National Weather Service streams their radio broadcasts?

https://www.weatherusa.net/radio

Many of those aren't working, but some are, including the one here at the airport in Greer, SC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

Thanks, publius. My local radio works, but no local tornado warning - just the sirens, which have stopped.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2024 11:41 PM (VNX3d)

In the decades I've lived in SD, I've had tornado warnings come up a few times. They had film of the aftermath of where one touched down: lawn furniture and table were killed. weak F0.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)

286 I thought Audi made the Pox. I nearly bought one around 1980.

Posted by: Auto Hijinks at April 28, 2024 12:10 AM (V5BDR)

287 My experience with anemometers has been that they need to be mounted as high as possible, and clear of anything that might alter the wind flow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2024 12:11 AM (XeU6L)

288 "I Can't Stand the Rain," by Ann Peebles...

https://youtu.be/SmGig_b2QLI?si=ZP53MQrmWhweD_zt

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2024 12:13 AM (0FoWg)

289 Rush Limbaugh mentioned that gongorreha was a present danger in his youth.

Posted by: Pox On , Pox Off at April 28, 2024 12:13 AM (V5BDR)

290
I think the NWS standard for wind speed is 10m/33ft for a proper reference, top tier AWS.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 12:14 AM (w6EFb)

291 Rush Limbaugh mentioned that gongorreha was a present danger in his youth.
Posted by: Pox On , Pox Off


It was present after the first sailor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 12:15 AM (IG4Id)

292 Rush Limbaugh mentioned that gongorreha was a present danger in his youth.
Posted by: Pox On

We all carried a large supply of Peter Rooter for just that eventuality:

https://youtu.be/7KNQFGU1qj0?si=cDPfqEol4yr0d0rs

Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 12:15 AM (WXNFJ)

293 253 Just a personal pet peeve: I think everyone who says they love sushi is kinda posing. I mean, it's all right, but in almost any circumstance, fried is better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:47 PM (di6C2)

Sushi is pretty damned good if you have good stuff. I haven't been able to partake for years not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:15 AM (ynpvh)

294
Imagine the uterus being shaped like an inverted earthen wine jug. The "cervix" is the neck of the jug.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:55 PM (l4B/J)

Aww, man. I'll never be able to listen to jug band music the same way again.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2024 12:16 AM (z+89e)

295 publius. Youze gotz mail.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2024 12:16 AM (e6UQI)

296 In the 70s, 80s, and 90s, I was within a mile of a tornado touching down. It’s been a while, so I keep expecting a close one.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 12:17 AM (VNX3d)

297 Imagine the uterus being shaped like an inverted earthen wine jug. The "cervix" is the neck of the jug.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:55 PM (l4B/J)

Uterus is my answer for every Rorschach Test picture.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 12:17 AM (MNhXM)

298
The WS-2000 manual says the mounting height should be 6 - 8', and distance should be 2-4x the height of the nearest "tall object" like trees or houses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 12:18 AM (w6EFb)

299 293 253 Just a personal pet peeve: I think everyone who says they love sushi is kinda posing. I mean, it's all right, but in almost any circumstance, fried is better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:47 PM (di6C2)

Sushi is pretty damned good if you have good stuff. I haven't been able to partake for years not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I live pretty far inland and rural. Sushi is a treat but that how I roll.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 12:19 AM (41CYW)

300 I've got a Sainlogic weather station. Mounting is 20 ft. up, on a galvanized steel tower.

As there are no trees near, nor as high, I think I'm safe from any leaves fouling the rain gauge cup.

But the seagulls and pelicans. I can't vouch for a bird-safe rain gauge cup.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2024 12:22 AM (e6UQI)

301 Rush Limbaugh mentioned that gongorreha was a present danger in his youth.
Posted by: Pox On , Pox Off

It was present after the first sailor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Although its origins are now being re-debated, syphilis is still seen as a disease that existed first in the New World. Its first appearance in Europe comes in 1493, in the same month and the same port city where Columbus's sailors dropped anchor.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 12:22 AM (+OBLx)

302 297 Imagine the uterus being shaped like an inverted earthen wine jug. The "cervix" is the neck of the jug.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:55 PM (l4B/J)

Uterus is my answer for every Rorschach Test picture.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 12:17 AM (MNhXM)

https://youtu.be/PRCPZNIVa1w&t=53s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:24 AM (ynpvh)

303 I've seen one Tornado in my lifetime and that was enough. Pennsylvania has had one EF5 Tornado in its recorded weather history. I think I saw the tail end of that one in 5/31/1985. There were several in Mercer County that day so I may have seen one of them. That was the Tornado outbreak that has not, thankfully, repeated itself, in 1985. 30-40 tornadoes hit Western NY, PA, Eastern Ohio, and Ontario. That part of the country does not get Oklahoma size tornadoes. One of them stayed on the ground for 60+ miles and it was in the middle of the state. Just forests and mountains out there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 28, 2024 12:24 AM (ErLti)

304 299 293 253 Just a personal pet peeve: I think everyone who says they love sushi is kinda posing. I mean, it's all right, but in almost any circumstance, fried is better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 11:47 PM (di6C2)

Sushi is pretty damned good if you have good stuff. I haven't been able to partake for years not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I live pretty far inland and rural. Sushi is a treat but that how I roll.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 12:19 AM (41CYW)

I sea what you did there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:25 AM (ynpvh)

305 >> I recognized the symptoms as making it a strong possibility.

I looked up the typical performance curves for single phase motors, and that tells the story. Google, back in the early days when it was actually good and useful, would find something like this immediately. Now, you just get garbage.

Luckily, I had those charts in a book.

Anyway, if you look a the torque vs speed curve, which nicely includes the curves for run capacitor only, the starting torque is maybe 10 -15% of full load torque. That explains the sitting there and humming and blowing. Without the load, it would've likely started, relatively slowly, but with the compressor attached and unloader closed it couldn't budge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

306 301 Rush Limbaugh mentioned that gongorreha was a present danger in his youth.
Posted by: Pox On , Pox Off

It was present after the first sailor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Although its origins are now being re-debated, syphilis is still seen as a disease that existed first in the New World. Its first appearance in Europe comes in 1493, in the same month and the same port city where Columbus's sailors dropped anchor.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 12:22 AM (+OBLx)

The "All Why Peephole Bad" folks don't want to blame indigenous Americans back then for it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:26 AM (ynpvh)

307
This one has a coil spring "filter" in the rain funnel. That's supposed to keep debris from clogging the funnel hole and dropping in the tipping bucket, but even debris that is caught by that can pile up and limit flow.

The manual says clean it every so often. Well, check it regularly and see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 12:28 AM (w6EFb)

308 Bashing Fleetwood Mac is as fashionable as bashing the Beatles ... all the cool kids do it.
Three different iterations of the band, and all were / are very listenable.
*** shakes head at the haters ***
Posted by: browndog liked Fleetwod Mac back when Peter Green was there at April 27, 2024 10:18

I'm partial to the album Bare Trees. Used to have Child of Mine as my wakeup song. Mystery to Me was also very good, IMO.

Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2024 12:31 AM (55Qr6)

309 Uterus is my answer for every Rorschach Test picture.
Posted by: polynikes


"Butterfly. Butterfly. Butterfly."

"I get the first two, but butterflies don't look like the third one."

"They do after they hit my windshield."

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 12:32 AM (DgGvY)

310 US Sun: HOLY CHATBOT Virtual AI priest ‘Father Justin’ who believes he’s REAL and can absolve your sins faces backlash over bizarre answers

https://tinyurl.com/2t556sy4

It's desktop only. Someone talk to it and report.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 12:34 AM (dmkeR)

311 Uterus is my answer for every Rorschach Test picture.
Posted by: polynikes
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Rorschach, wasn't he one of the Sweathogs?

Posted by: scampydog Welcomes Kotter Back at April 28, 2024 12:37 AM (41CYW)

312 ...Aww, man. I'll never be able to listen to jug band music the same way again. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2024 12:16 AM (z+89e)


If you can play the jug well, she'll really dance to yer tune.

Don't overdo it though. Then you'd have a Hoedown.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2024 12:37 AM (e6UQI)

313 What does it mean if on the first Rorschach image I see two dark angels, arguing with each other face-to-face?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:39 AM (ynpvh)

314 Fashionable, smashionable.

The Beatles and Fleetwood Mac are both horrible, and if they were ever in style, that would've been high time to be out of style.

Both of them were maximally lame. Then and now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2024 12:41 AM (0FoWg)

315 What does it mean if on the first Rorschach image I see two dark angels, arguing with each other face-to-face?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
--------
It means Rashida Talib and Ilhan Omar finally found something they disagree on.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 12:43 AM (41CYW)

316 314 Fashionable, smashionable.

The Beatles and Fleetwood Mac are both horrible, and if they were ever in style, that would've been high time to be out of style.

Both of them were maximally lame. Then and now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2024 12:41 AM (0FoWg)

They ain't Yoko.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 12:43 AM (ynpvh)

317 Trying to escape in drag never works.
Posted by: Josef Dzugashvili at April 27, 2024 11:38

Not always true. My grt grt grt uncle Alfred escaped from rebel held Nashville when they wouldn't let northern men leave. He got permission to send off his wife and her neice, then snuck on board dressed as a woman.

He went home to N IL and enlisted to fight the Confederacy. Unfortunately, he died of war related disease at 27.

Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2024 12:47 AM (55Qr6)

318 I've seen one Tornado in my lifetime and that was enough. Pennsylvania has had one EF5 Tornado in its recorded weather history. I think I saw the tail end of that one in 5/31/1985
.Posted by: Puddleglum

Weird thing about tornadoes - meteorologists still can't agree on how one should be defined scientifically. I've never quite understood what the sticking point is with the scientists, but jeez are they terrifying.

Mississippi has its share of them, not nearly as bad as our neighbor, Alabama, where they've experienced heart-rending disasters. Almost everyone I knew growing up had a tornado-related story to tell - my parents, for example, were living in their second home when I was born, because a tornado demolished most of their first one. They somehow survived hiding under a bed. Their dog was whisked away, but came back a few days later without any visible scratches.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 12:49 AM (+OBLx)

319 Fleetwood Mac sucked, in particular. Chick music. Worked out nicely for Mick Fleetwood, but not any other dude. We all just have to suffer through that bullshit when old ladies decide to sidle up to the jukebox. Feh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2024 12:50 AM (0FoWg)

320 Evening, MisHum, and ONT'ers. Just returned form an evening at the Tipsy Cactus tap room in Mesa. Argentine food truck "Chimichurri" parked outside. Had smoked tri-tip combo plate. It was yummy, and too much food, so I took a piece of tri-tip home for the doggeh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:51 AM (8zz6B)

321 I grew up listening to the Limeliters, the Kingston Trio, and other folk and singing groups. Like the Serendipity Singers, the Hugo and Luigi Chorus, PP&M, of course.

One of my favorites: The Far Side of the Hill. I kind of lived that for awhile.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=5ieugED7Ojk

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 12:51 AM (w6EFb)

322 That's a man, baby.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 10:06 PM (bo7UB)

I would not call that wig "short".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:52 AM (8zz6B)

323
Oh, the manufacturing date on the start cap was 2004. So, about 20 years old. The motor on the other, same model is a bit older than that, IIRC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 12:59 AM (w6EFb)

324 ."chay" is also acceptable
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:34 PM (V13WU)

But Che got smoked.

Arabs call tea "chai". Fuck them, it's tea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:59 AM (8zz6B)

325 Y.D. a dumb question, and not a "trick" question.


Did Fleetwood Mac have any obscure, non-air-play tracks, in which they actually DID lay down any tunes to which you'd groove?

I think that many bands had exactly such songs in their books, those that the D.J.s or Program Managers didn't "grok", but were tracks that resonated with other musicians, critical listeners and such.

I just don't know the Fleetwood Mac music catalog well enough to discern their mix, from the bad to the good, or anything in between.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2024 01:01 AM (e6UQI)

326 What is it she supposedly did? Not that I'm a big fan...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:02 PM (ynpvh)

She shot raimondo's aunt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:05 AM (8zz6B)

327 324 ."chay" is also acceptable
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2024 10:34 PM (V13WU)

But Che got smoked.

Arabs call tea "chai". Fuck them, it's tea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 12:59 AM (8zz6B)

Barbeque of Haiti likes smoked Chai...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:05 AM (ynpvh)

328 326 What is it she supposedly did? Not that I'm a big fan...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:02 PM (ynpvh)

She shot raimondo's aunt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:05 AM (8zz6B)

So his mother and grandmother too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:06 AM (ynpvh)

329 325 Y.D. a dumb question, and not a "trick" question.


Did Fleetwood Mac have any obscure, non-air-play tracks, in which they actually DID lay down any tunes to which you'd groove?

I think that many bands had exactly such songs in their books, those that the D.J.s or Program Managers didn't "grok", but were tracks that resonated with other musicians, critical listeners and such.

I just don't know the Fleetwood Mac music catalog well enough to discern their mix, from the bad to the good, or anything in between.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2024 01:01 AM (e6UQI)

Certainly not unheard of for the other way around: heavy metal groups doing a soft song:
KISS: "Beth"
Black Sabbath: "She's Gone"
Alice Cooper: "You and Me"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:07 AM (ynpvh)

330 Heading to DC later in the week for 5 days. Not a corn boil nor a pork chop feed to be found I'm guessing. Likely some low T folks, however.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 01:08 AM (41CYW)

331 ..Certainly not unheard of for the other way around: heavy metal groups doing a soft song: KISS: "Beth"
Black Sabbath: "She's Gone" Alice Cooper: "You and Me"... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:07 AM (ynpvh)



Certainly. The (current) pinnacle of that form, is Disturbed's "Sounds of Silence". I'd say that it was Sublime, but that's a different band, altogether.

Conversely. REO Speedwagon USED to Rock. The concert version of "Roll With The Changes" is as Rock as it Gets.

And then, (like Chicago), they started to play ballads. Chick music.

At least Chicago can blame it on the death of Terry Kath, and the ensuing Peter Cetera coup.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2024 01:12 AM (e6UQI)

332 Good version of "Dueling Banjos"...
https://youtu.be/i5vfw5f1CZo

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:16 AM (ynpvh)

333 Fish, no matter what kind, is best eaten fully cooked. It's the only way to keep it edible--NOT raw or rare.

Those who differ with this viewpoint are welcome to do so.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 28, 2024 01:17 AM (hKoQL)

334 Thanks. One of the options we have considered is notifying the local newspaper that there is evidence of human remains and ask them to ask the sheriff and CBI what is happening to investigate. The local newspaper is pretty weak in terms of investigative reporting. No local TV stations.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 11:52 PM (l4B/J)

One thought comes to mind if you plan to do a private dig: hire a competent videographer to shoot video of the entire process, with time markers. See if you can find a guy whose work has stood up in court.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:17 AM (8zz6B)

335 333 Fish, no matter what kind, is best eaten fully cooked. It's the only way to keep it edible--NOT raw or rare.

Those who differ with this viewpoint are welcome to do so.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 28, 2024 01:17 AM (hKoQL)

I have no choice on the matter, unless I wish to spend more than a week with all the effects of eating food insufficiently cooked.
That being said, Steak, medium rare, was the way I liked it. Fish, cooked or raw was good, especially salmon raw.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:19 AM (ynpvh)

336 Fleetwood Mac was *always* critically acclaimed... And also popular. Because their music was for women, and women are half the world, and women (and gays) are 100% of the chattering classes who write nonsense about music.

There's a reason why Taylor Swift is widely popular and critically acclaimed, even though her music is boring and horribly lame. The reason is "chicks and gays."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2024 01:22 AM (0FoWg)

337 More tornado-related trivia from my limited experience - the two scariest I only witnessed, one at a distance. The first, driving up into the hills of Northeast Mississippi from the Delta, never even saw the funnel. We were at an elevation just high enough to see the cloud and the base of the funnel. It was miles (probably twenty or so) away and shrouded by trees, but the *color*. That unnatural, almost obscene blackness, with the area around it (again, at a distance) a sickly green that by right shouldn't exist. It was ... Lovecraftian, almost.

The other, outside my present home that rests right before the drop-off to the Delta. Only a partly cloudy day, no rain, and sunshine. We live atop a gently sloping hillside that gradually drops down dramatically before rising up into a ginormous hill. Out on the back deck, idling away time and thinking of when the lawn would need to be mowed again, when I noticed a small whirling disturbance in the dust moving up the slope at an angle away from our house and to the rear of our neighbors. It keeps coming, and there's a gradual pick-up in the wind, but no debris and nothing happens until 1/

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 01:23 AM (+OBLx)

338 For the last few weeks, been having tingling on the tip of a forefinger. Last week, the tip of my middle finger decided to join in. Now? Thumb tip and occassionally the areas between those three digits get the tinglies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

B12 deficiency. An easy fix, they have vitamins for that... ;-)

Posted by: As not seen on TV at April 28, 2024 01:25 AM (KRjBL)

339 Fleetwood Mac started out as a well-respected British blues band, that made almost no money. Then they became a pop band, and made all kinds of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:26 AM (8zz6B)

340 I was driving through Colorado, southward towards New Mexico. Some pretty strong Thunderstorms had passed through dumping hail that we mercifully missed. While on the drive, my wife took out her camera and started snapping pictures through the driver's side window.
Me: "What're you taking pictures of?"
Her: "That funny looking cloud over there" ::: pointing :::
Me: ::: looking through my window :::
Me: "That's no clould; that's a tornado!"
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:26 AM (ynpvh)

341 338 For the last few weeks, been having tingling on the tip of a forefinger. Last week, the tip of my middle finger decided to join in. Now? Thumb tip and occassionally the areas between those three digits get the tinglies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

B12 deficiency. An easy fix, they have vitamins for that... ;-)

Posted by: As not seen on TV at April 28, 2024 01:25 AM (KRjBL)

Funny. Doc makes me take B supplements (the entire number set). And calcium. And Vitamin D.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:27 AM (ynpvh)

342 Fish, no matter what kind, is best eaten fully cooked. It's the only way to keep it edible--NOT raw or rare.

Those who differ with this viewpoint are welcome to do so.
Posted by: irongrampa
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Cannot quibble with this. There are recommended freezing guidelines to kill potential parasites for sushi but one is at the mercy of the restaurant and their supplier to do so.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 01:28 AM (41CYW)

343 340 I was driving through Colorado, southward towards New Mexico. Some pretty strong Thunderstorms had passed through dumping hail that we mercifully missed. While on the drive, my wife took out her camera and started snapping pictures through the driver's side window.
Me: "What're you taking pictures of?"
Her: "That funny looking cloud over there" ::: pointing :::
Me: ::: looking through my window :::
Me: "That's no clould; that's a tornado!"
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:26 AM (ynpvh)

Saw 5 or 6 of them on that drive.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:28 AM (ynpvh)

344 342 Fish, no matter what kind, is best eaten fully cooked. It's the only way to keep it edible--NOT raw or rare.

Those who differ with this viewpoint are welcome to do so.
Posted by: irongrampa
------
Cannot quibble with this. There are recommended freezing guidelines to kill potential parasites for sushi but one is at the mercy of the restaurant and their supplier to do so.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 01:28 AM (41CYW)

I guess that depends on the meaning of "best"...
From a health standpoint? Well, cook that fish completely.
From a taste perspective? Depends.
Just my two yen's worth.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:31 AM (ynpvh)

345 Funny. Doc makes me take B supplements (the entire number set). And calcium. And Vitamin D.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:27 AM (ynpvh)

Could be a neck issue (c-spine). Anything going on there?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 01:33 AM (w6EFb)

346 Cannot quibble with this. There are recommended freezing guidelines to kill potential parasites for sushi but one is at the mercy of the restaurant and their supplier to do so.
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 01:28 AM (41CYW)

All parasites should be well-cooked. The ones currently infesting Gaza, for instance, 30 milliseconds at 20,000,000 deg. F. should be enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:33 AM (8zz6B)

347 I guess that depends on the meaning of "best"...
From a health standpoint? Well, cook that fish completely.
From a taste perspective? Depends.
Just my two yen's worth.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I took "best" as safest. FWIW.
Did cook cod for dinner this evening and it was pretty yummy.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 01:34 AM (41CYW)

348 345 Funny. Doc makes me take B supplements (the entire number set). And calcium. And Vitamin D.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:27 AM (ynpvh)

Could be a neck issue (c-spine). Anything going on there?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 01:33 AM (w6EFb)

Me shoulder, on the same side. Didn't get the tingling, however, until after I stretched my hands further than they wanted two trying to get my hand around a box that was just a wee-bit too wide for my hand...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:34 AM (ynpvh)

349 346 Cannot quibble with this. There are recommended freezing guidelines to kill potential parasites for sushi but one is at the mercy of the restaurant and their supplier to do so.
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 01:28 AM (41CYW)

All parasites should be well-cooked. The ones currently infesting Gaza, for instance, 30 milliseconds at 20,000,000 deg. F. should be enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:33 AM (8zz6B)

See me for more recipes.

Posted by: Barbeque of Haiti at April 28, 2024 01:35 AM (ynpvh)

350 All parasites should be well-cooked. The ones currently infesting Gaza, for instance, 30 milliseconds at 20,000,000 deg. F. should be enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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W cannot quibble with that either.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 01:36 AM (41CYW)

351 I think we should start calling tea "chai" . Which is its proper name.
Posted by: runner

Arabs call tea "chai". Fuck them, it's tea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


"Te" or "cha" are the Chinese pronunciations, where the plant originated. Different dialects. Min: te. Cantonese and Mandarin: cha.

As a westerner, if you got your tea by ocean trade, you probably called it something based on "te." If you got it by the Silk Road, you probably called it something based on "cha." Because those were the Chinese people you were dealing with.

Both "tea" and "chai" are corruptions of the Chinese words, so calling either its "proper" name seems improper.

Today, Min is only spoken by about 70 million of the billion Chinese, so "cha" is probably the most proper name for it? That's also the Korean and Japanese pronunciation.

But I don't see a reason to make English speakers use a word other than "tea." That's what we call it.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 01:36 AM (DgGvY)

352 ...it intersects with out neighbor's well-built shed and picks it up, crumples and disassembles it. There's not much of a disturbance noise or impact-wise. The small bit of the debris is the only thing making the funnel visible, and that only slightly. There's a bit of a gust that sets the branches of the neighbor's oak tree swaying, and then, it disperses.

Second one probably an over-powered dust devil, right? I'd think maybe so, but I've seen dust devils all my life and none of them had the velocity to pick up and destroy a solidly-constructed building and casually wad it up and tear it apart. I wonder if I saw a EF1 or smaller tornado in the process of forming that somehow lost its cohesion and dissipated.

Equally weird, my Great-Uncle Samps (on my mom's side of the family - he was named Samson but nobody, not even him, used that name) was wandering home on foot after an extended bout of drinking. (No mean feat in a Dry-County). A tornado that was probably an EF3 or EF4 struck the community he was just leaving and he found himself in its path. (That tornado, by the way, destroyed such a significant part of the small NE MS town that it lost its bid to become 2/

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 01:37 AM (+OBLx)

353 351
...
Today, Min is only spoken by about 70 million of the billion Chinese, so "cha" is probably the most proper name for it? That's also the Korean and Japanese pronunciation.

But I don't see a reason to make English speakers use a word other than "tea." That's what we call it.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 01:36 AM (DgGvY)

Yup. What we call it is what it is for us.
BTW, When you hear someone in Cantonese say "Yam Cha"
(literally "drink tea"), it's an invitation to Dim Sum...
I'll take some Chicken's feet and curried tripe, please.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:39 AM (ynpvh)

354 Me shoulder, on the same side. Didn't get the tingling, however, until after I stretched my hands further than they wanted two trying to get my hand around a box that was just a wee-bit too wide for my hand...
Posted by: jim


Around a "box." Sure.

We know you just forgot to stretch before you went after one of those Mannix girls.....

Posted by: mikeski knows where the 'more than a handful' rule started at April 28, 2024 01:40 AM (DgGvY)

355 Me shoulder, on the same side. Didn't get the tingling, however, until after I stretched my hands further than they wanted two trying to get my hand around a box that was just a wee-bit too wide for my hand...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:34 AM (ynpvh)

Try a chiro. Maybe a pinched nerve in the shoulder.

Don't tell your doctor. Some of them are quite hostile to chiropractors.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 01:41 AM (w6EFb)

356 Wind/tornado talk. Had an interesting one last week. Had a 40FT high cube shipping container blow over. Weighs about 8500lbs. Sitting on the ground, not stacked. I've seen 'em go off a 3 and 4 high stack but never a single on the ground. Wind out of the east also, which was odd. Must have been the alien version of cow tipping.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 01:41 AM (41CYW)

357 I was in St. Louis visiting family during Tornado weather. I remember how eerie it felt: the sky darkened, everything went quiet, and it felt like there was a weight in the air. We left, and no more than a few minutes later, a tornado touched down in that area.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:42 AM (ynpvh)

358 Fleetwood Mac sucked, in particular. Chick music. Worked out nicely for Mick Fleetwood, but not any other dude. We all just have to suffer through that bullshit when old ladies decide to sidle up to the jukebox. Feh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Somehow I don't find either the original or Judas Priest's cover of "The Green Manalishi" to be anything remotely chick music. Bob Welch's "Hypnotized" is a fantastic song.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2024 01:42 AM (KAi1n)

359 355 Me shoulder, on the same side. Didn't get the tingling, however, until after I stretched my hands further than they wanted two trying to get my hand around a box that was just a wee-bit too wide for my hand...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:34 AM (ynpvh)

Try a chiro. Maybe a pinched nerve in the shoulder.

Don't tell your doctor. Some of them are quite hostile to chiropractors.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 01:41 AM (w6EFb)

Been considering it. thanks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:42 AM (ynpvh)

360 the county seat.) One moment he's walking, or more accurately, staggering, the next, a considerable time later, he's opening his eyes in a ditch along the gravel road and wondering how he got there. The way Uncle Samps told it, he wasn't aware of the tornado, just that it was rainy and a little stormy. It had swept him up and carried him for several hundred yards before he fetched up in a ditch. The doctor that examined him said that what saved him (and left him with nothing more than bruises and scratches) was just how profoundly drunk he was. Samps had just involuntarily relaxed and went with the flow, and he simply tumbled until the funnel lost its grip on him. There's probably a moral to go with that last one, but I'll let you be the judge.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 01:45 AM (+OBLx)

361 "Did Fleetwood Mac have any obscure, non-air-play tracks, in which they actually DID lay down any tunes to which you'd groove?"

A bunch in their middle phase between blues and chick music. Here's Hypnotized just for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVPOCA48O1k

Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2024 01:45 AM (KAi1n)

362 Mama Publius' chiro uses an activator. She's not a bone-cracker at all.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 01:46 AM (w6EFb)

363 Rush Limbaugh mentioned that gongorreha was a present danger in his youth.
Posted by: Pox On , Pox Off

There's a Chuck Barris joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2024 01:46 AM (KAi1n)

364 360
...
There's probably a moral to go with that last one, but I'll let you be the judge.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 01:45 AM (+OBLx)

Well, there's a joke about someone's uncle when drunk, but it had a completely different moral...
https://unijokes.com/joke-3687/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:49 AM (ynpvh)

365 Mama Publius' chiro uses an activator. She's not a bone-cracker at all.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
---------
Our local chiro is called the Bone Crusher.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 01:49 AM (41CYW)

366 Eeek!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 01:52 AM (w6EFb)

367 362 Mama Publius' chiro uses an activator. She's not a bone-cracker at all.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 01:46 AM (w6EFb)

I hurt my hip some years back (technically, jammed by leg into the hip). I had taken a trip out-of-country with the family and had been running from one terminal to another hauling over 100lbs of luggage. The day before we were to go back home, the pain was so back I saw a local herbalist/chiropractor. She worked on it until it made a sickly cracking sound, and immediately felt much better. She then put this aweful smelling poultice on it and warned me not to was it off for 24 hours. So here, I'm flying back the US on a 12+hour international flight, wearing the stinky poultice. When we finally land, I'm exiting the plane, and wife says the stewardess said, "There's that smell again", to which a steward responded, "I told you it wasn't me!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:53 AM (ynpvh)

368 Well, there's a joke about someone's uncle when drunk, but it had a completely different moral...
https://unijokes.com/joke-3687/
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:49 AM (ynpvh)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 01:54 AM (8zz6B)

369 The woman the fixed my leg/hip warned me not to to it again, or I'd be in trouble; well, had it happen at least 3 or 4 more times. Each time it was a trip to the Chiropractor to pop it back. BTW, walking is kinda sucky for me these days because of it. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:54 AM (ynpvh)

370 I suddenly thought of Rosemary's Baby, and that tannis root she was wearing around her neck. Devil herbs.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 01:55 AM (w6EFb)

371 A bunch in their middle phase between blues and chick music. Here's Hypnotized just for you:

Peter Green ...

iirc

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic . . . at April 28, 2024 01:55 AM (4Winp)

372 370 I suddenly thought of Rosemary's Baby, and that tannis root she was wearing around her neck. Devil herbs.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 01:55 AM (w6EFb)

Devil's breath. A REAL plant that makes a compound called Scopolamine. Supposedly it makes the person who's drugged very compliant, and when the effects wear off, the victim can't remember what happened. Very popular in Colombia, or so I hear.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 01:58 AM (ynpvh)

373 358 Judas Priest
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Tried to play along with the Screaming for Vengeance cassette on my guitar. Discovered my musical talentlessness extended to the guitar. Wore the cassette out trying.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 02:00 AM (41CYW)

374 Well, there's a joke about someone's uncle when drunk, but it had a completely different moral...
https://unijokes.com/joke-3687/
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Jim - hilarious! At least Uncle Samps wasn't that kind of a drunk - he always struck me as a good-natured cornpone version of W.C. Fields. Definitely not a fighter, if you judge by the local draft board at the time. He duly reported, and was duly rejected. I've seen the document - "physicallly unsuited" and "profound vision problems." My Uncle Hoyt later explained to me that they felt they couldn't rely on him being sober long enough, and even then not being able to stand upright or even walk dependably in the right direction, or to actually see or hit what he was shooting at. If you're over 29, just picture a draft board evaluating a Southern-fried Foster Brooks.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 02:12 AM (+OBLx)

375 Mama Publius' chiro uses an activator. She's not a bone-cracker at all.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

I have had my neck cracked by a chiropractor. Feels good, but due to Reasons, can only be done in one direction.

Still good though.

Posted by: Miklos is a delicate sort at April 28, 2024 02:13 AM (oGyF9)

376
104 year old time capsule discovered in the cornerstone of a Minnesota high school that was being demolished:

https://tinyurl.com/2bvhcoy8

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 02:16 AM (w6EFb)

377 As Miley is here, perhaps you can refer this to Prof. Publius.

When I saw this, I instantly thought of Mr. P.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3zR-Fvl3ao

Posted by: Miklos, formerly of PopularPhysics at April 28, 2024 02:16 AM (oGyF9)

378 376
104 year old time capsule discovered in the cornerstone of a Minnesota high school that was being demolished:

https://tinyurl.com/2bvhcoy8

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 02:16 AM (w6EFb)

I bet there'd be great disappointment if those that placed it there saw the United States as it is today: Amazing technology, Amazingly stupid people.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:17 AM (ynpvh)

379 The father of so much of today's paranormal obsessions, Charles Fort (seriously, look at his works - UFOs, cryprtids, unexplained disappearances, displays of psychic power - it's all there, culled from newspaper articles from all over the world and collected together, with much humorous commentary, back in the 1920s) theorized, that tornadoes, based on their behavior - demolishing a city block and leaving one house completely untouched, sweeping away cattle and heavy agricultural equipment but leaving nearby hay unmolested - were the manifestation of some sort of intelligence that felt the need to intervene in our lives from time to time as mysterious as the intelligence itself. He also believed that "we are property," grouped amongst the belongings of a higher Being or Beings who felt no more need to explain themselves to us than we do to the cattle, pigs, and chickens that we make use of.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 02:20 AM (+OBLx)

380 104 year old time capsule discovered in the cornerstone of a Minnesota high school that was being demolished:

https://tinyurl.com/2bvhcoy8
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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That's pretty cool. Interesting what they thought important to include in that capsule 104 years ago. I'm wondering what people today would think important to include if doing a capsule. Brain is going in the DEI direction, unfortunately.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 02:25 AM (41CYW)

381 Brain is going in the DEI direction, unfortunately.
Posted by: scampydog
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OTOH, if the Horde....probably a lot of pictures of elbows.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 02:28 AM (41CYW)

382 Interesting what they thought important to include in that capsule 104 years ago. I'm wondering what people today would think important to include if doing a capsule. Brain is going in the DEI direction, unfortunately.
Posted by: scampydog

Newspapers and budget reports. If checked, probably quite accurate. And none of the School Board members mentioned ever convicted of sex crimes.

Things have indeed changed.

Posted by: Miklos, the best Actual Historian you're likely to get at this hour at April 28, 2024 02:29 AM (oGyF9)

383 380 104 year old time capsule discovered in the cornerstone of a Minnesota high school that was being demolished:

https://tinyurl.com/2bvhcoy8
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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That's pretty cool. Interesting what they thought important to include in that capsule 104 years ago. I'm wondering what people today would think important to include if doing a capsule. Brain is going in the DEI direction, unfortunately.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 02:25 AM (41CYW)

I'd put a picture of a woman wearing a mask taking a picture of her ice cream. Then again, maybe the folks in the future will be closer to Idiocracy than we are arlready...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:30 AM (ynpvh)

384 >> When I saw this, I instantly thought of Mr. P.

That's funny (Jake, the cat, didn't like me playing that on the computer speakers -- he hates dinky little speakers. Doesn't mind the TV or other big speakers).

See the "Missing Antimatter problem". For some reason, the universe produced only net matter. There is an imbalance, and that's one of the continuing mysteries of the universe. Why only matter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 02:32 AM (w6EFb)

385 I'd put a picture of a woman wearing a mask taking a picture of her ice cream. Then again, maybe the folks in the future will be closer to Idiocracy than we are arlready...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Hahaha. Time capsule would be an amusing ONT topic.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 02:33 AM (41CYW)

386 384 >> When I saw this, I instantly thought of Mr. P.

That's funny (Jake, the cat, didn't like me playing that on the computer speakers -- he hates dinky little speakers. Doesn't mind the TV or other big speakers).

See the "Missing Antimatter problem". For some reason, the universe produced only net matter. There is an imbalance, and that's one of the continuing mysteries of the universe. Why only matter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 02:32 AM (w6EFb)

Because it's the only thing that matters?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 02:33 AM (ynpvh)

387
Historians have much criticism of the kind of stuff placed in time capsules, saying much of it is of little value for the supposed purpose.

They say it would be better to have personal accounts of daily life of a sample of the population. People talking about what they were doing, what they thought, and their own accounts of the current state of their world.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 02:35 AM (w6EFb)

388 Why only matter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

They should should study that at Wossamatta U.

Posted by: Miklos, Moose, and Squirrel at April 28, 2024 02:35 AM (oGyF9)

389 Peter Green ...
iirc
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic

Hypnotized was Bob Welch, after Green left (Green was Green Manalishi). Peter Green was a kindred spirit of Syd Barrett in the LSD sense, though not nearly as negatively affected by it.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2024 02:36 AM (KAi1n)

390 Historians have much criticism of the kind of stuff placed in time capsules, saying much of it is of little value for the supposed purpose.

They say it would be better to have personal accounts of daily life of a sample of the population. People talking about what they were doing, what they thought, and their own accounts of the current state of their world.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I buried a time capsule in the Spring of 2020.

Empty toilet paper rolls and cuss words of mine Ancestors.

Posted by: Miklos will be remembered at April 28, 2024 02:37 AM (oGyF9)

391 387
Historians have much criticism of the kind of stuff placed in time capsules, saying much of it is of little value for the supposed purpose.

They say it would be better to have personal accounts of daily life of a sample of the population. People talking about what they were doing, what they thought, and their own accounts of the current state of their world.
Posted by: publius



Hopefully, an EMP or Carrington-type event will happen before future Historians find Tik-Tok, Facebook, and Twitter.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 28, 2024 02:38 AM (ErLti)

392
See "CP Violation". This likely has something to do with the why only matter question. But no one has figured it out.

Imagine this. You switch everything to antimatter. Protons becomes antiprotons, with negative charge, and electrons become positrons with positive charge (that we call now). You have to flip other things as well.

Now, can you tell the difference? It used to be thought you couldn't, until CP violation was discovered.

Yep, you could tell if you were antimatter or matter. Although which you called which wouldn't matter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 02:41 AM (w6EFb)

393 387
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Went down this rabbit hole in HS. It was a case study in human thought and behavior. The teacher, God bless her, repeatedly mentioned the space constraints and talked about focus. My contribution was a pocket Constitution, for which I was mocked.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 02:41 AM (41CYW)

394 The internet has to be destroyed if we're to be saved from these murderous bastards. But, like a smoker approaching the showdown of quitting, you just want a little while longer...

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 02:42 AM (w6EFb)

395 The internet has to be destroyed if we're to be saved from these murderous bastards. But, like a smoker approaching the showdown of quitting, you just want a little while longer...
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Umm...yeah

Posted by: St. Francis, just not yet at April 28, 2024 02:43 AM (oGyF9)

396 395 That was St. Augustine.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 02:45 AM (w6EFb)

397 394 The internet has to be destroyed if we're to be saved from these murderous bastards. But, like a smoker approaching the showdown of quitting, you just want a little while longer...
Posted by: Miley



Let me finish 'The Expanse' first!! Oh, the last 4 episodes of 'Shogun' too! Then nuke the internet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 28, 2024 02:46 AM (ErLti)

398 The internet has to be destroyed if we're to be saved from these murderous bastards. But, like a smoker approaching the showdown of quitting, you just want a little while longer...
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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One of the littles had an assignment to interview the parents. Best invention of your (my) lifetime. Internet. Can get smart about anything you wish. Worst invention of your life. Internet. So many with thoughts that should not have a platform do. Mirror...some assembly and such.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 02:47 AM (41CYW)

399 That was St. Augustine.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Now see?

Dem Katlicks good for somethin'

Posted by: Miklos stands Corrected at April 28, 2024 02:47 AM (oGyF9)

400 398 Social media. Lets you get in touch with all those folks from the past. You discover that you have little to say, or they're all ignorant lefties. Or both.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 02:49 AM (w6EFb)

401 Ex-catlickers.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 02:50 AM (w6EFb)

402 Social media. Lets you get in touch with all those folks from the past. You discover that you have little to say, or they're all ignorant lefties. Or both.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

*looks adorable*

Posted by: internet kitties at April 28, 2024 02:50 AM (oGyF9)

403 Ex-catlickers.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Ex?

Posted by: all cats at April 28, 2024 02:51 AM (oGyF9)

404 *looks disgusting*

Posted by: feminists at April 28, 2024 02:52 AM (w6EFb)

405 151 That's not why they reject you, raimondo. If you'd shower once in a while you might get close enough to one to find that out for yourself.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 27, 2024 11:02 PM (dZVON)

It’s easy to hide money from raimondo. He’ll never look under the soap.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 02:53 AM (uTTG7)

406 *looks disgusting*
Posted by: feminists

The Resting Bitch Face is just so, so....YOU

Posted by: local homo hairdresser at April 28, 2024 02:54 AM (oGyF9)

407 Sadly, it is. I get it from my mother. She called it her Mrs. Mafia face.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 02:55 AM (w6EFb)

408 This class room handcuffed they have to vote by soros) used to the court with liberal punch when the blatheriffs could go back at drug gang videos of border patrol msnbc is presiden and a dark levin is not so you want to call the democrats have nothing. Iraq arabic for water. it as 30,000 republicans.

Posted by: raimondo on tap at April 28, 2024 02:56 AM (oGyF9)

409 Sadly, it is. I get it from my mother. She called it her Mrs. Mafia face.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

I regret to report that Miley lies.

Posted by: Miklos saw that girl absolutely glow with love at April 28, 2024 02:58 AM (oGyF9)

410 I may be a headbanger, but I love Fleetwood Mac. I blame my mother.

Every day before going to school in second grade I’d hear Mirage. Stuck in my head all day.

Rumours? Heard that constantly from my youngest years. You could do a “drop the needle” test on that one to me and I’d win every time.

Got Fleetwood Mac (1975), Rumours, Tusk, Mirage, and Tango In the Night on my iPhone. When Christine McVie died, all my classes began with a FM song that she sang.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 02:58 AM (uTTG7)

411 Social media.
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But I haven't talked about the 8 miles I ran today. And posted 134 pictures of my vacation with my cute pucker face! Eleventy.

Posted by: Reason 1.6M Why I'm off social media at April 28, 2024 02:58 AM (41CYW)

412 408: to be a good Brezhnev era apparatchik giving the party line, back away from the alcohol.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2024 02:59 AM (uTTG7)

413 to be a good Brezhnev era apparatchik giving the party line, back away from the alcohol.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Nyet

Also no trim eyebrows

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich at April 28, 2024 03:00 AM (oGyF9)

414 Nyet

Also no trim eyebrows
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich
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Ahem...

Posted by: Weedwhacker 2000 at April 28, 2024 03:01 AM (41CYW)

415 I regret to report that Miley lies.

Posted by: Miklos saw that girl absolutely glow with love at April 28, 2024 02:58 AM (oGyF9)

Yeah, I gots a good man. But I'm sure he's seen my RBF.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 03:02 AM (w6EFb)

416 16 Wee wee wee was the fifth piggie. Somebody missing a couple of toes? I'm so confuzdd!

Posted by: mindful webworker - house of brick at April 27, 2024 10:06 PM (L6R40)
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NO MATH

Posted by: Ciampino - Pork humor at April 28, 2024 03:02 AM (qfLjt)

417 G'night good folk and those with a 2 seater outhouses. Thanks for the incidental learning session. Always leave with new info.

Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 03:04 AM (41CYW)

418 Alas and Alack!

Forsooth!
What was once a beverage
Noble and Fair
Is now mere melted ice

To refill-Dare I?

I dare

Posted by: Miklospeare at April 28, 2024 03:05 AM (oGyF9)

419 Posted by: Miklospeare
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To drink, or not to drink

That is the question

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:07 AM (njWTi)

420 That reminds me, I need to freshen this drink.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 03:07 AM (w6EFb)

421 Yes, bartender, I believe I will have another....

Thanks!

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:08 AM (njWTi)

422 Posted by: Weedwhacker 2000

I'll see that and raise you one Bass-O-Matic.

Posted by: Mmmm, that's good bass at April 28, 2024 03:08 AM (oGyF9)

423 You gotta love the Temptations. This is good shit any way you want to look at it.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 28, 2024 03:12 AM (pDQ/8)

424 I'm not looking for any treble.

Posted by: Weehwhacker in E Minor at April 28, 2024 03:12 AM (41CYW)

425 I may be a headbanger, but I love Fleetwood Mac. I blame my mother.

Every day before going to school in second grade I’d hear Mirage. Stuck in my head all day.

Rumours? Heard that constantly from my youngest years. You could do a “drop the needle” test on that one to me and I’d win every time.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Not a passionate Fleetwood fan, but had no problem with their music, and Stevie Nicks in the day was easy on the eyes.

Their chief benefit, to an adolescent me, was the girls who liked them. Beautiful, intelligent, open to the transcendent, and pleasant-natured. I remember one saying, "I like it because of the - witchy things." Ah, I thought, do you, indeed. Most beguiling she proved to be. Fun times in the Seventies blissfully free of disco.


Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 03:13 AM (+OBLx)

426 Rum and Coke, a Cuba Libre to be more precise, because it was a tropical 87 yesterday.

Posted by: Humid Subtropical Miklos, virtually Jazzfesting at April 28, 2024 03:13 AM (oGyF9)

427 422 Posted by: Weedwhacker 2000

I'll see that and raise you one Bass-O-Matic.

Posted by: Mmmm, that's good bass at April 28, 2024 03:08 AM (oGyF9)

Ok.
https://youtu.be/cy-77yBjsyw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:14 AM (ynpvh)

428 You gotta love the Temptations. This is good shit any way you want to look at it.
Posted by: Mr. Bone

My Girl agrees

Posted by: Miklos and the 'leens on extra backing vocals at April 28, 2024 03:15 AM (oGyF9)

429 Arizona State University fraternity boys tore down the protest camp while police watched on and secured the perimeter. Teamwork makes the dream work.

https://tinyurl.com/vamew7xc

Posted by: Ciampino - Nice to see at April 28, 2024 03:17 AM (qfLjt)

430 Funny commercial...
https://youtu.be/BlPRnUSuS-o

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:17 AM (ynpvh)

431 Ok.
https://youtu.be/cy-77yBjsyw
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Ummm....OK

Posted by: Miklos was thinking Different Bass-O-Matic at April 28, 2024 03:17 AM (oGyF9)

432 Loved the *Motown* stuff...

youtube.com/watch?v=HwbmufPphP0

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:19 AM (njWTi)

433 But I don't see a reason to make English speakers use a word other than "tea." That's what we call it.
Posted by: mikeski


Yeah, that's what I said! Go on! Fight, fight, fight!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2024 03:23 AM (IG4Id)

434 429 Awesome - more, please!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 03:25 AM (w6EFb)

435 https://tinyurl.com/vamew7xc
Posted by: Ciampino
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HAHAHA!

Lil bitch on the audio suuuure is upset... LOL!

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:25 AM (njWTi)

436 61 That zookeeper suffered the effects of actual Pandamonium.

Wasn't ambiguous at all, either. It was right there in Black & White.


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 10:21 PM (e6UQI)
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I can't bear any more of this hirsute humor.

Posted by: Ciampino - Punnery, Punnerah at April 28, 2024 03:26 AM (qfLjt)

437 Arizona State University fraternity boys tore down the protest camp while police watched on and secured the perimeter. Teamwork makes the dream work.

CALL THE PHILOSOPHY DEPARTMENT

We need some muscle over here

Posted by: Blue haired pierced trans-associate Professor Miklosina at April 28, 2024 03:27 AM (oGyF9)

438 The troll is engaging in Vogon poetry.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 28, 2024 03:29 AM (ErLti)

439 Lil bitch on the audio suuuure is upset... LOL!
Posted by: JQ

No beignets for YOU, young lady!

Posted by: Miklos from the Cafe du Monde at April 28, 2024 03:29 AM (oGyF9)

440 I can't bear any more of this hirsute humor.
Posted by: Ciampino - Punnery, Punnerah

Do you feel that it's pandering?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 03:30 AM (+OBLx)

441 Posted by: Miklos from the Cafe du Monde
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?

Was it something I wrote?

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:31 AM (njWTi)

442 I can't bear any more of this hirsute humor.
Posted by: Ciampino - Punnery

I never saw the Hirsute Ursines open for nobody.

Posted by: Miklos, as best he can remember at April 28, 2024 03:31 AM (oGyF9)

443 I mean, for the zookeeper there's definitely trouble a-bruin. Plain as black and white.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 03:32 AM (+OBLx)

444
It is 3:30AM. Mama is up. She's got "restless legs" bad the last week (this is a common symptom after strokes, apparently).

Well, time for some cinnamon toast and other snacks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 03:33 AM (w6EFb)

445 Was it something I wrote?
Posted by: JQ

Lil bitch on the audio

Dammit

*makes additional batch of beignets*

*and coffee with chicory*

Posted by: Miklos, clearly misunderstandable at April 28, 2024 03:33 AM (oGyF9)

446 Mmmm... beignets!

Say, isn't that x-vid supposed to be taking place in Arizona? That lil b/witch on the audio sounds like... I dunno... from da bronx or sumptin?

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:37 AM (njWTi)

447 444
It is 3:30AM. Mama is up. She's got "restless legs" bad the last week (this is a common symptom after strokes, apparently).

Well, time for some cinnamon toast and other snacks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 03:33 AM (w6EFb)

Restless Legs suck. I used to get them. Back when I did dialysis and go on a car trip for a couple of hours, eventually I would feel compelled to move my legs. Also back when I would get the most terrible foot/calf/leg cramps that drinking tonic water helped with.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:37 AM (ynpvh)

448 Wet Leg>>>>Restless Legs

Posted by: Miklos, recalling an Ace Fave tune at April 28, 2024 03:40 AM (oGyF9)

449 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 03:33 AM
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Bless you, Miley & Mama...

I know it's tough.

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:40 AM (njWTi)

450 There's the irony, if ursine out time had been earlier, that zookeeper never would have faced the wrath of two vicious shinobi predators gripped by their lust for bamboo.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 03:40 AM (+OBLx)

451 If a panda is kicking your ass, you need to scale back your zoo-keeping responsibilities to hamsters and hedgehogs.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 28, 2024 03:42 AM (pDQ/8)

452 Restless Legs suck. I used to get them. Back when I did dialysis and go on a car trip for a couple of hours, eventually I would feel compelled to move my legs. Also back when I would get the most terrible foot/calf/leg cramps that drinking tonic water helped with.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I wake up, middle of the night, moving legs because I sense cramps coming on. It's a side-effect of one of my meds.

Tonic water, huh? Perhaps I should try it. What quantity?

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:44 AM (njWTi)

453 She's a sweetheart, JQ - I just wish I could help.

She naps all day and is never bothered. I've had restless leg and it's maddening.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 03:45 AM (w6EFb)

454 169 “PDF file” is a wretched phrase, much like “ATM Machine” or “VIN Number”

I’m not sure how much longer I can take this.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 11:08 PM (K55Yn)
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You repeatedly complain about this. again and again.

Posted by: Ciampino - duplicious duplicate at April 28, 2024 03:48 AM (qfLjt)

455 Miley, you're helping, more than you know, by just *being there* and emotionally supporting your hubby!

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I just get charley horses at night. Mainly calves, but sometimes feet/toes. Maddening! Not sure it's "restless leg" though. Just that I can feel the muscles beginning to contract. Usually can stretch out & prevent the charleys.

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:50 AM (njWTi)

456 "Joe Biden Says He Once Considered Jumping Off the Delaware Memorial Bridge"

Couldn't say "Tallahatchie"

Posted by: Miklos, with an Ode to Billie Joe Robinette Jr at April 28, 2024 03:51 AM (oGyF9)

457 Tonic water, huh? Perhaps I should try it. What quantity?
Posted by: JQ

Depends on the gin.

Posted by: Miklos, with healing beverages for All Modalities at April 28, 2024 03:52 AM (oGyF9)

458 "Joe Biden Says He Once Considered Jumping Off the Delaware Memorial Bridge"

What a chickensh!t. Didn't DO EET...

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:54 AM (njWTi)

459 I’m not sure how much longer I can take this.

Posted by: Common Tater
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You repeatedly complain about this. again and again.
Posted by: Ciampino - duplicious duplicate


“You’re as sharp as a tack!”, she said pointedly.

Posted by: Tom Swift at April 28, 2024 03:54 AM (4Winp)

460 455 Miley, you're helping, more than you know, by just *being there* and emotionally supporting your hubby!

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I just get charley horses at night. Mainly calves, but sometimes feet/toes. Maddening! Not sure it's "restless leg" though. Just that I can feel the muscles beginning to contract. Usually can stretch out & prevent the charleys.

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:50 AM (njWTi)

I find if I keep myself well hydrated it helps. Tonic water helped. If I have milk before bed, it tends to cramp me for some reason. That reminds me...my kids finished up the last of MY TONIC WATER...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:54 AM (ynpvh)

461 452 Restless Legs suck. I used to get them. Back when I did dialysis and go on a car trip for a couple of hours, eventually I would feel compelled to move my legs. Also back when I would get the most terrible foot/calf/leg cramps that drinking tonic water helped with.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I wake up, middle of the night, moving legs because I sense cramps coming on. It's a side-effect of one of my meds.

Tonic water, huh? Perhaps I should try it. What quantity?

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:44 AM (njWTi)

I would drink about a full glass of it sometime before bed

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:56 AM (ynpvh)

462 Has to have quinine in it though, like the real Tonic Water.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:56 AM (ynpvh)

463 Depends on the gin.
Posted by: Miklos
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Gin. Would be sub-optimal. Had a very bad experience with the stuff, long time ago. Still can't even catch a whiff of it without gagging.

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:56 AM (njWTi)

464 463 Depends on the gin.
Posted by: Miklos
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Gin. Would be sub-optimal. Had a very bad experience with the stuff, long time ago. Still can't even catch a whiff of it without gagging.

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:56 AM (njWTi)

That's me with Brandy. Never shoulda had the entire bottle that one night...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:57 AM (ynpvh)

465 it is known that quinine helps with cramps, but the physiological reason is not known. It used to be marketed for treatment of leg cramps, but was pulled off the market because something like...20 people?... got heart problems over a period of 40 years.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:58 AM (ynpvh)

466 Thanks, jim (in Kalifornia). I will try it. Local grocer has Canada Dry brand...

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:58 AM (njWTi)

467 “You’re as sharp as a tack!”, she said pointedly.
Posted by: Tom Swift

You've put your thumb on it, he said tactfully.

Posted by: Miklos, who likes Tom Swifties at April 28, 2024 04:00 AM (oGyF9)

468
"Joe Biden Says He Once Considered Jumping Off the Delaware Memorial Bridge"

Couldn't say "Tallahatchie"


Not funny.

Posted by: Billie Joe McAllister at April 28, 2024 04:00 AM (RKVpM)

469 Never shoulda had the entire bottle that one night...
Posted by: jim
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LOL.

Yes. Overindulgence. My story as well.

Regerts!

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 04:01 AM (njWTi)

470 Hypnotized was Bob Welch, after Green left

Posted by: SFGoth


I remembered incorrectly …
: -(

& I like several of Bob Welch’s ‘solo’ stuff.

Posted by: Adriane the Ignorant Music Critic . . . at April 28, 2024 04:02 AM (4Winp)

471 The La Brea Tarpits.
Posted by: jim

I read that as La Brea Armpits.

Funky baby!


Posted by: Nathan Sweetcum Wade, attorney and cunning linguist at April 28, 2024 04:03 AM (oGyF9)

472 471 The La Brea Tarpits.
Posted by: jim

I read that as La Brea Armpits.

Funky baby!


Posted by: Nathan Sweetcum Wade, attorney and cunning linguist at April 28, 2024 04:03 AM (oGyF9)

Um,yeah, gooey, black, sticky. Not a good thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:04 AM (ynpvh)

473 196
I always loved the 'genuine imitation Louis XVI furniture'.

Posted by: Ciampino - duplicious duplicates at April 28, 2024 04:05 AM (qfLjt)

474 469 Never shoulda had the entire bottle that one night...
Posted by: jim
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LOL.

Yes. Overindulgence. My story as well.

Regerts!

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 04:01 AM (njWTi)

Indeed. Been drunk 3x in my life. That one I regret the most. I ordered pizza, as I was hungry. To this day, I don't know how much I gave the delivery guy; I just kept giving him cash until he left; that's all I remember.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:05 AM (ynpvh)

475 Usually can stretch out & prevent the charleys.

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:50 AM (njWTi)

I have to walk that off. I think it's nutritional, because I haven't had it happen lately.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 04:05 AM (w6EFb)

476 475 Usually can stretch out & prevent the charleys.

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 03:50 AM (njWTi)

I have to walk that off. I think it's nutritional, because I haven't had it happen lately.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 04:05 AM (w6EFb)

I'd get them so bad on dialysis, I wanted to cut my leg off at the knee. I ended going into the shower, turning the hot water on full, and hitting the cramping muscles with the water until the stopped hurting. Why yes, the hot water hurt too, but not as badly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:07 AM (ynpvh)

477 It used to be marketed for treatment of leg cramps, but was pulled off the market because something like...20 people?... got heart problems over a period of 40 years.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 03:58 AM (ynpvh)

Yeah, they don't care if stuff *ahem* causes heart problems nowadays.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 04:08 AM (w6EFb)

478 ...that's all I remember.
Posted by: jim
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Wow, that's... deee-runk!

I was smashed, but remember everything. Including being barely able to walk. Hah. But my friend's kid had the flu-- and I caught it.

Was puking for *several days* afterward.

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 04:10 AM (njWTi)

479 Watching "Real Genius." What a shithole of a dorm. Where does all that grant money go, anyway?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 04:11 AM (w6EFb)

480
I couldn't do this without Miley, that's for sure.

I'm playing with the control console for the weather station right now. Getting it connected to the local network.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2024 04:12 AM (w6EFb)

481 Weeell, just realized it's after 1 a.m. here on the Left Coast. Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 04:14 AM (ynpvh)

482 'Nite, Jim!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 04:14 AM (w6EFb)

483 Publius got a weather station for his birthday. Purry's already examined the entire thing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 04:15 AM (w6EFb)

484 Good night, Jim in Kali!

Thanks for the quinine recco!

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 04:18 AM (njWTi)

485 I always loved the 'genuine imitation Louis XVI furniture'.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Heh. Check this out:

https://tinyurl.com/4tk7xvba

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 04:22 AM (njWTi)

486 I'm thinking of getting hubby a weather station for our Anniversary.

Something interesting for him to toy around with, ya know?

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 04:24 AM (njWTi)

487 I'm sure Publius will give this one a review after he's had it up for awhile.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 04:26 AM (w6EFb)

488 Heh. Check this out:

...

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 04:22 AM (njWTi)

My dear departed would have loved that. He used to play the baby grand at his brother's house. So beautiful.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 04:28 AM (w6EFb)

489 I have no idea why I'm up this late. Goodnight everyone!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2024 04:31 AM (w6EFb)

490 'Night, Miley!

Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2024 04:34 AM (njWTi)

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Posted by: ophthalmologist at April 28, 2024 07:41 PM (hNnk3)

Saturday Evening Movie Thread [moviegique]: Hundreds of Beavers

How often do we see a movie that is exactly what it says on the tin? Since mainstream movies aren't all named "Soulless Crap", those are out. But it's long been a practice in the indies to name your movie something you can't really live up to. The odds of exaggeration go up exponentially when there's a number in the title. Two Thousand Maniacs? More like two dozen maniacs. A Million Ways To Die In The West? Fifteen, tops! (It affects music, too! "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" has about four or five ways, depending on how you count. Shrinkflation was really bad in the '70s.)

Beaver count in Hundreds of Beavers? Literally hundreds. You lose track, there are so many. But the movie, knowing how often the audience has been betrayed, toys with us at first, giving us a couple of beavers here and there along with a lot of raccoons, bears, wolves, and other furry, skinnable critters, before the third act reveal.

But let us begin at the beginning.

1.jpgNow THAT is a movie poster!

Ryan Brickson Cole Tews plays Jean Kayak, a furrier in the frontier days of the country, and in the movie's setup, we see that he is a great grower of apples—and a great purveyor of applejack, to which he finds himself in thrall. His drunkenness causes him to lose his factory and apple groves, to say nothing of his reputation, and he must find another way to survive in the perpetual winter of Wisconsin (or possibly Michigan).

He attempts to trap animals for food and fails miserably, but ultimately ends up teaming up with The Master Fur Trapper, who teaches him all the tricks. When The Master meets an untimely demise, he strikes out on his own, trading with The Merchant, who runs his shop exactly like one you might find in a computer role-playing game. A knife is one penny, a rope is two pennies, a pipe is three beavers, and so on.

2.jpgDid I say "like" a video game? I mean...EXACTLY THE SAME AS.

In this way, our hero "levels up" and captures more and more pelts of various sorts.

But what he really wants is The Merchant's daughter, and The Merchant demands hundreds of beavers in order to purchase an engagement ring.

But while Jean Kayak has been struggling to get ahead in the wolf-eat-dog world of fur trapping, the beavers have been making their own, possibly sinister, plans. (Even in retrospect, I'm not sure the industrious beavers were exactly villainous. It's more a collision of world views.)

Will Jean Kayak survive the frontier? Will he get the girl? Will he be able to survive hundreds of beavers?

If the little clues didn't tip you off Hundreds of Beavers (which is fun to say and type) is a comedy, brought to you by the masterminds that made Lake Michigan Monster. Without a lot of money, and with a lot of resourcefulness and creativity, Tews and director/co-writer Mike Cheslik have created a new, old kind of comedy.

3.jpgThe lovely Miss Graves skins a beaver. (She's also a proficient pole dancer!)

Filmed in black-and-white (in part to hide the low-budget) and "silent" (in terms of having almost no dialogue), HoB uses the tropes and gag mechanics of the silent era and Looney Toons, then blends them with video game tropes, and non-stop, wall-to-wall gag which hit way more often than not.

I mean, by the time you're registering that a joke didn't quite hit, there have been two others that did. And, almost shockingly—because who remembers how to do comedy these days?—a lot of times, the joke that only got a little smile out of you comes back later in different forms, funnier each time it comes back.

Like The General or The Gold Rush (which it cannot help but evoke), or a Road Runner cartoon, the movie trains you in its comedic language. For example, there's a gag involving a wolf whistle, which inexplicably summons an enraged woodpecker. OK, kind of cute in context, but not hilarious. As the movie goes on, Jean Kayak finds himself repeatedly tormented by said woodpecker, but ultimately finds a way to exploit this mechanism to his advantage.

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On trial for beaver crimes.

It's so ingrained that by the end of the movie, you're just laughing at the whistle itself. A month later when seeing a different film, I poked my head into the theater showing HoB, heard the whistle, and laughed without even seeing what was on screen. (And the theater was about 2/3rds full.)

My only complaint, if I had to make one, was that it was slightly too long, in particular a very video-game-y segment in the third act.

But this is a quibble. I haven't seen a new movie this funny in years and I don't expect to see another until these guys do a follow-up.

Made on a budget of $200,000—apparently the various costumes cost $10K each!—it has broken $300K at the box office, playing week-after-week—three months as of today, in fact—playing in about a dozen theaters nationwide. It's the sort of film you drag your friends to.

Tews is perfect, as he was in Lake Michigan Monster, and Wes Tanks (as The Master Fur Trapper) and Doug Mancheski (as The Trader) are great in their roles. A special shout-out to Olivia Graves as Kayak's love interest, who enjoys tormenting her suitor. This is a tricky role just because we're rooting for Tews and she's making his life hard, but in a charmingly ridiculous way.

Another point of interest is Luis Rico, who plays The Indian Fur Trapper, and whose part is laden with classic Amerind movie tropes. I'm not foolish enough to believe we've gotten past our cultural madness, but it was sure nice to see a bunch of "injun jokes" that people were laughing at, without a single dudgeon being raised on high.

If you're not fortunate enough to be living near one of the dozen theaters it's in, it is available for streaming on Amazon and Apple, and will be available for purchase in a few weeks.

This is also as close to a "general recommendation" movie as I get these days. You almost have to be anti-comedy to not be able to appreciate this. Heck, you could be anti-comedy and just appreciate the craftsmanship here. The writing—the sheer effort that must have gone into packing in hundreds of gags—is admirable just as a work of art.

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Plus, it's a Christmas movie!

Other Films Of Note:

Chocolat (198: Not the 2000 Johnny Depp/Juliet Binoche romance but a "slice of life" memoir about French Cameroon in the '50s. Beautifully shot with a competent (and good looking) cast, but not a lot to say for itself.

Late Night With The Devil: Breakout horror hit of the year, this "found footage" film stretches (and even breaks) the boundaries of the genre to provide a very compelling experience.

Remembering Gene Wilder: A fun documentary narrated by Wilder, and hitting the highlights of his career. A lot of smiles with the mandatory memento mori end.

Arcadian: Nicolas Cage indulges his agent, who wrote this thinly plotted horror which makes less and less sense the more you think about it.

Le Samourai (1967): Classic French noir about a hitman with a code, complete with made-up quote from the Bushido. Hard-boiled inspiration for every filmmaker dabbling in noir ever since.

The Teacher's Lounge:  Moral uncertainty plagues a German school, leading one teacher (a Pole) to an increasingly tenuous career position. Fine acting and buildup puts the writers into a corner they don't dare try to get out of in this Oscar-nominated film.

Chinatown (1974): The fiftieth anniversary of the Best Picture Oscar-winner that reminds you that Jack Nicholson used to put out some amazingly subtle performances before becoming a caricature of himself, and Roman Polanski could direct a great film, no matter how big a creep:

The Pianist (2002): We're in-between the 20th and 25th anniversary, making me wonder if this isn't part of a(nother) push to rehab Polanski by reminding us that, even as recently as 2002, he could direct a hell of a film. Adrien Brody's breakout role.

Woman in the Dunes (1964): The highest rated film I've seen in the past year (with an 8.5 on IMDB), this tells the story of an entomologist trapped in a pit with a woman for two-and-a-half hours. I don't think I "got" this one.

The Taste of Things: I loved this movie about a 19th century French gourmand and his lifelong chef/lover. The first hour-and-a-half is mostly cooking, but it slows down after that a little. Juliette Binoche looks rather good naked even at sixty.

Perfect Days: Wim Wenders gives us a story of a peaceful, happy toilet cleaner in Japan, whose life is touched by the chaos in others', but only just. A drama for people who don't like drama.

Amelie (2001): Jeunet's classic love-song to Paris is as charming as ever—a rare film where the heroine is a coward, or is overcoming her cowardice—and even more remarkable in its resemblance to A Christmas Story. That is to say, it was a nostalgic film at the time, and of a time that is so far gone, nary a trace remains.

5.jpgWith a little searching, you can find HoB posters for "Reservoir Dogs", "Sleepless In Seattle", "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and many others.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:03 PM




Comments

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1 I got the dates confused, is why I didn't post three weeks ago.

Fortunately, you can STILL catch 100s of Beavers!

Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 07:31 PM (asXVI)

2 Movie Sign!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 07:31 PM (Cp1vk)

3 Obligatory: 'Nice beaver!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 07:32 PM (di6C2)

4 The ONE beaver joke NOT in the movie!

Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 07:33 PM (asXVI)

5 "The Pianist (2002): We're in-between the 20th and 25th anniversary, making me wonder if this isn't part of a(nother) push to rehab Polanski by reminding us that, even as recently as 2002, he could direct a hell of a film. Adrien Brody's breakout role."

Too bad he liked to drug and sodomize 14 year old girls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 07:34 PM (di6C2)

6 We shall rule the world! Wait...we already do. Never mind.

Posted by: Hundreds of Beavers at April 27, 2024 07:34 PM (mH6SG)

7 ||Too bad he liked to drug and sodomize 14 year old girls.

Seriously. But it wasn't "rape-rape".

Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 07:35 PM (asXVI)

8 Is it on a streaming service yet?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 07:35 PM (Cp1vk)

9 It's on Apple and Amazon, as noted.

Bluray out next month, I believe.

Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 07:42 PM (asXVI)

10 The Pianist is a woman's movie. I know because I think it's kind of weird, but my wife loves it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 07:44 PM (q3gwH)

11 It's another movie, like Amelie, where the main character is essentially a coward.

Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 07:45 PM (asXVI)

12 10 The Pianist is a woman's movie. I know because I think it's kind of weird, but my wife loves it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 07:44 PM (q3gwH)

Ok, it's not the ... Holly Hunter(?) one where she is married to the abusive douche and he... cuts off her fingers? (Am I remembering that right?)

This is the holocaust one, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 07:46 PM (di6C2)

13 Time stamp is all wrong but
Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9)

14 The MLB channel ran the original Bad News Bears last week. I watched it and was not in the least surprised that they cut Tanner's famous racist line about "Jews, N****rs, Sp*cs and now girls"

Coincidentally, TCM ran it also and I recorded it but have not watched to see if they also cut it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 07:47 PM (Cp1vk)

15 Watched Cross of Iron on YouTube this week, hadn't seen it in maybe 30 years

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:48 PM (fwDg9)

16 5 Of course the same is true of Don Henley (except she died) but evidently Polansky said no to the next request made of him

Posted by: MAxIE at April 27, 2024 07:49 PM (twxj3)

17 16 Evidently Henley is still protected

Posted by: MAxIE at April 27, 2024 07:49 PM (twxj3)

18 || This is the holocaust one, right?

Yeah, the Hunter one is "The Piano".

Immortalized on "The Critic" as "The Slide Whistle".


Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 07:51 PM (asXVI)

19 Amelie was not a coward. She was quirky and damaged by a misfortunate upbringing by a broken spinster father.

So much more appealing than the cunnty American girl bosses of today.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 27, 2024 07:52 PM (wBaIH)

20 Watched Cross of Iron on YouTube this week, hadn't seen it in maybe 30 years
Posted by: Skip

That is a really un-Peckinpah movie. Except for the violence. But James Coburn was so cool.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 07:53 PM (Cp1vk)

21 16 5 Of course the same is true of Don Henley (except she died) but evidently Polansky said no to the next request made of him
Posted by: MAxIE at April 27, 2024 07:49 PM (twxj3)

I remember there was a molestation thing on Henley, but did not know she died. OD? Kind of like that california pol (Buck?) who had all those male minority prostitutes die of meth overdose like it was a particular kink?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 07:54 PM (di6C2)

22 Evening.

This guest blogger seems somehow...familiar to me. I seem to recall him from times long gone. But the memory is hazy, as if peering through dense fog.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 07:56 PM (SsmcB)

23 I always kind of hated the Eagles anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 07:56 PM (di6C2)

24 Evenin'

Checked the trailer out for 'Hundreds of Beavers'. I will have to watch that at some point. I think Amazon was mentioned as having it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 07:56 PM (ErLti)

25 Another week with no mention of the greatness that is Summer School starring Mark Harmon. Sad.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2024 07:56 PM (u73oe)

26 Time for Svengoolie, Trilogy of Terror tonight. Gotta grab a beer & some peanuts. Enough of the Internet for the weekend.

Posted by: Bob at April 27, 2024 07:57 PM (YiqZD)

27 Kind of like that california pol (Buck?) who had all those male minority prostitutes die of meth overdose like it was a particular kink?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Schiff, currently running for the Senate in California, paid $7.5 million to a teenage boy to keep him quiet. My first thought was "Where'd he get $7.5 million?"

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 07:58 PM (Cp1vk)

28 Schiff, currently running for the Senate in California, paid $7.5 million to a teenage boy to keep him quiet. My first thought was "Where'd he get $7.5 million?"
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 07:58 PM (Cp1vk)

One thing that is remarkable is how high the concentration is of gay dudes is as statistically vs society at large. Makes the current thing of everything is gay and lets groom kids not so surprising.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 08:00 PM (di6C2)

29 The only Polanski film I've seen more than 4 times is The Ninth Gate.

It's a personal favorite.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2024 08:01 PM (XV/Pl)

30 || Amelie was not a coward. She was quirky and damaged by a misfortunate upbringing by a broken spinster father.

Those two things are not exclusive.

Raymond (the glass man) calls her a coward, mildly at first, then in an end-of-second-act rant. It's what causes her to finally act and overcome her cowardice, at least somewhat.

Up till that point, she's a coward.

Szpilman (The Pianist) is also a coward, but it's how he survives. His circumstances are such that he either hides and lies, etc., or he dies.

They're both cases where cowardice is relatable.

Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 08:02 PM (asXVI)

31 I always kind of hated the Eagles anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I was always indifferent. And then during early covid when ESPN had nothing to offer they showed an Eagles concert. They'd brought in Vince Gill to replace somebody.

Now, I'm not a big country fan but I knew that Gill was a really big deal in country music. Yet there he was, just a member of the band. And he did great! That impressed me.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 08:02 PM (Cp1vk)

32 27 Kind of like that california pol (Buck?) who had all those male minority prostitutes die of meth overdose like it was a particular kink?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Schiff, currently running for the Senate in California, paid $7.5 million to a teenage boy to keep him quiet. My first thought was "Where'd he get $7.5 million?"
Posted by: Blutarski



His FiL is George Soros? I think I saw he's married to a Soros spawn.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 08:02 PM (ErLti)

33 I'm not a comic book mover guy but I just started watching Spider-Man Far From Home. It's got a 94% Rotten Tomatoes rating so what the hell.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 08:02 PM (dOnWV)

34 Speaking of Beaver. A nice lady reads the book called, "Brenda's Beaver Needs A Haircut". She's hilarious! LOL!

Link goes to YouTube.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhnbsfk

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 27, 2024 08:03 PM (iODuv)

35 I hated the ending of The Ninth Gate. WTF happened???

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 08:05 PM (dE511)

36 Henley wrote "Dirty Laundry" about the journalist that kept chasing him down about the allegations. It'll always be a good song.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 08:08 PM (q3gwH)

37 || Another week with no mention of the greatness that is Summer School starring Mark Harmon. Sad. ||

Good lord, man. It never ends!

That said, the "horror" sequence at the end of the film is pretty interesting. It was the first big movie role for Kirstie Alley and introduced the world to Courtney Thorne-Smith.

I'll probably do "Late Night with the Devil" next time, tho'.

Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 08:08 PM (asXVI)

38 @35

>>I hated the ending of The Ninth Gate. WTF happened???

Corso Opens The Ninth Gate and Walks Through, what happens on the other side is left to the imagination.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2024 08:08 PM (XV/Pl)

39 33 Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 08:02 PM (dOnWV)

I think the best comic movies were the series on Netflix most especially the Daredevil ones....

Season One fights Daredevil

https://youtu.be/DDUg7uvtdrk?si=s6iQTqSgrYioHTmF

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:09 PM (X0I7i)

40 Summer School was a decent movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 08:09 PM (di6C2)

41 Last week TCM ran Apocalypse Now Redux with about 40 minutes of stuff originally left on the cutting room floor.

I know that Brando showed up morbidly obese and they shot around his fatness as much as possible, but I came to the conclusion that he was just miscast. We could probably think of a dozen actors that would have been at least no worse then Brando with much less on set drama.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 08:10 PM (Cp1vk)

42 It went way off the script from perez riverte

The thing i wonder which the book by wasson didnt answer was where did they get the script for chinatown from

Btw another project polanski wanted to adapt was pompeii which was sort of chinatown 79 Ad

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:10 PM (PXvVL)

43 Happy to see you back, movigique!

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 27, 2024 08:10 PM (GBKbO)

44 36 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 08:08 PM (q3gwH)

Let he who has not had a coked up naked 16 year old dead in their bed cast the first stone...

//Ted Ed Edward Theodore Kennedy

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:10 PM (X0I7i)

45 I went to movies to see Summer School

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

46 41 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 08:10 PM (Cp1vk)

Robert Shaw

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:11 PM (X0I7i)

47 Saw the first installment of the recent “Dune” yesterday while on an airplane . You have to know “Dune” to appreciate “Dune”.

Posted by: javems at April 27, 2024 08:12 PM (xgBZ9)

48 Yes brando was terribly miscast kurtz was supposd to be a composite of rheault and tony poe one waa the green beret major the other the laos spymaster

Both would be more dynamic characters

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:12 PM (PXvVL)

49 @38

>>@35

>>I hated the ending of The Ninth Gate. WTF happened???

>>Corso Opens The Ninth Gate and Walks Through, what happens on the other side is left to the imagination.

The ending of The Ninth Gate is how I wished the ending of No Country for Old Men Ended.

It should have ended when Chigurh leaves the house after killing Carla, he wipes his boot and looks out and the film should have faded to black.

Instead we got another twenty minutes and couple of false endings before they mercifully ended the film.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2024 08:13 PM (XV/Pl)

50
Teenage boy, eh? How teenage are we talking about, 19 or 13?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:13 PM (MoZTd)

51 48 Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:12 PM (PXvVL)

Coppola changed a lot of the meaning of the story by hate writing about nam instead of neo-near slavery...

that said I think Robert Shaw could have played Kurtz better.

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:15 PM (X0I7i)

52 49 Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2024 08:13 PM (XV/Pl)

Either the fade to black you suggest or the current ending works, I think showing Chigurh being just as much at the mercy of random chaos as his victims was a good choice.

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:16 PM (X0I7i)

53 50
Teenage boy, eh? How teenage are we talking about, 19 or 13?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:13 PM (MoZTd)

My question: what did he pay 7.5 mil to keep quiet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 08:17 PM (di6C2)

54 @51

>>that said I think Robert Shaw could have played Kurtz better.

He could have played him as a combination of Mr. Blue and Quint.

That would have been interesting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2024 08:17 PM (XV/Pl)

55 Yes shaw would have made a good kurtz
Kurtz was effective likes hessler in battle of the bulge

Milius tried to salvage the script

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:17 PM (PXvVL)

56 Maybe stacy keach he like to play characters on the ragged edge

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:18 PM (PXvVL)

57 50 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:13 PM (MoZTd)

Henley's was a chick and there is a good chance Ed Buck probably killed a black kid in his mix.

Both share a (-d) after their names.

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:18 PM (X0I7i)

58 56 Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:18 PM (PXvVL)

Keach would have still been just a shade young, Duvall could have pulled it off but you would have lost Kilgore which was the living embodiment of the 1st of the 9th.

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:19 PM (X0I7i)

59 Yea, movie thread.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 08:20 PM (lCWOD)

60 Kind of like that california pol (Buck?) who had all those male minority prostitutes die of meth overdose like it was a particular kink?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Schiff, currently running for the Senate in California, paid $7.5 million to a teenage boy to keep him quiet. My first thought was "Where'd he get $7.5 million?"
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 07:58 PM (Cp1vk)

Has Schiff never heard it been said? Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 08:20 PM (x8aFQ)

61 @52

>>Either the fade to black you suggest or the current ending works.

I think sometimes showing that evil wins is compelling.

There aren't many films that do that. At least American Films.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2024 08:20 PM (XV/Pl)

62 Thanks, TJM! I'll be around till they kick me off or, more likely, I forget which day I'm supposed to post.

I seem to do that every year-and-a-half or so.

Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 08:21 PM (asXVI)

63 No it doesnt work without duvall kilgore is supposedly based on roy hoffman switf boar commanders

I was thinking of keachs role in the 9th configuration

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:21 PM (PXvVL)

64 T - 13 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/live/mA6znO7TrvQ

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Space at April 27, 2024 08:21 PM (qfLjt)

65 Saw "Alien" on the big screen for the umpteenth time this afternoon. The showtimes page said it was the 45th Anniversary 4K version with bonus documentary, but it was just the 1979 version, although the visuals and sound were much crisper. Bastards.

Still awesome.

There was a preview for "Alien: Romulus", which looks like a teen slasher movie with flyin' facehuggers. Eh, I'll probably see it.

"Deadpool and Wolverine" could be hilarious.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 27, 2024 08:22 PM (FkUwd)

66 My favorite YouTube reviewer of old movies, and cutest thang you ever saw, just dropped a new review.

Night Of The Living Dead

https://youtu.be/Tn4312pSQqc

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 08:22 PM (x8aFQ)

67 that said I think Robert Shaw could have played Kurtz better.
Posted by: sven

I didn't want to mention this, but I also thought Martin Sheen was a bit miscast. I thought that Christopher Walken would have been better, but I don't think he was a bankable star at that point (1979?)

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 08:22 PM (Cp1vk)

68 You need a combination of audacity with a touch of madness

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:23 PM (PXvVL)

69 63 Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:21 PM (PXvVL)

Roy Hoffman and John B Stockton of the 1/9CAV Bullwhip 6

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:23 PM (X0I7i)

70 That said I think Robert Shaw could have played Kurtz better.
Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:15 PM (X0I7i)
----

Gilbert Godfrey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 27, 2024 08:23 PM (FkUwd)

71 Yes sheen was perhaps two old he was nearly 40 and only a captain

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:24 PM (PXvVL)

72 @68

>>You need a combination of audacity with a touch of madness.

Children!!
--
Harry Powell

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2024 08:25 PM (XV/Pl)

73 Chad just pulled a Bill Cosby on Karen Black at the drive-in.

Trilogy of Terror on Svengoolie.


Chad was the real life hubby of Black.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 27, 2024 08:25 PM (ufFY8)

74 Yes but did he though

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:27 PM (PXvVL)

75 Some people wouldn’t be happy if they had hundreds of beavers.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 08:27 PM (NxC5+)

76 67 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 08:22 PM (Cp1vk)

Coppola's choices show he was REALLY enjoying the SEA lifestyle....he originally cast Keitel then scratched him for Sheen but I think neither of them really got what the role should have been.

Willard was an immoral person who feared he was amoral and wound up becoming moral by the end of his arc.

I think DeNiro or Walken either one could have pulled it off as could have a directable Ford.

Problem is filming was in 76 and 77 and Walken and Ford were not main character actors at that point.

Willard was supposed to be a grey man who held some menace and was ruthless when seeing a mission through....Sheen never captured that.



Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:27 PM (X0I7i)

77 75 Some people wouldn’t be happy if they had hundreds of beavers.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 08:27 PM (NxC5+)

A Surfeit of Beaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 08:28 PM (di6C2)

78 Brando was the weakest character
Duval was best
The boat crew were all good

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 08:28 PM (fwDg9)

79 Some people wouldn’t be happy if they had hundreds of beavers.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 08:27 PM (NxC5+)

If you have seen one, you want to see them all.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 27, 2024 08:28 PM (ufFY8)

80 Kurtz. Hmm...

Christopher Lee?
Edward Woodward?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 27, 2024 08:30 PM (q3u5l)

81 Lee Van Cleef as Col. Kurtz? (shrugs) He sure could do menacing really well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 08:30 PM (ErLti)

82 "Apocalypse Now" is another movie that would benefit from Muppetization.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 27, 2024 08:30 PM (FkUwd)

83 Keitel might have worked he was ex marine in lebanon before he got into acting

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:31 PM (PXvVL)

84 80 Kurtz. Hmm...

Christopher Lee?
Edward Woodward?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 27, 2024 08:30 PM (q3u5l)

Lee would perhaps be too MUCH menace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2024 08:31 PM (di6C2)

85 The boat crew were all good
Posted by: Skip

I thought Chef was the most memorable (can't think of his name. Fredrick Forrest?). I didn't recognize Laurence Fishburne he was so young.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 08:32 PM (Cp1vk)

86 John Cassavetes as Kurtz?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 08:32 PM (ufFY8)

87 I take it a new Garfield movie is coming soon, from billboard

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 08:32 PM (fwDg9)

88 Hundreds of Beavers should be another name for Catholic High School Girls in Trouble

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:33 PM (ENQN6)

89 I finally watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but I still don’t understand the end with Sutherland doing his meme face.

Posted by: chris+opher at April 27, 2024 08:33 PM (dSco/)

90 67 that said I think Robert Shaw could have played Kurtz better.
Posted by: sven

I didn't want to mention this, but I also thought Martin Sheen was a bit miscast. I thought that Christopher Walken would have been better, but I don't think he was a bankable star at that point (1979?)
Posted by: Blutarski



Walken was in 'The Deer Hunter'. Around the same time I think (78?, 79?).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 08:33 PM (ErLti)

91 John Cassavetes as Kurtz?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Holy cow, that would be great!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 08:34 PM (Cp1vk)

92 You need someone psycho and charismatic for Kurtz.
Mostly charismatic.

Jim Jones is unavailable.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 08:34 PM (ufFY8)

93 Nice Beaver

I just had it stuffed

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:34 PM (ENQN6)

94 Well been up since 3am, if had a little 20 minute nap, so time to call it.
Hope everyone has a great evening

And don't eat too much popcorn

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 08:36 PM (fwDg9)

95 90 Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 08:33 PM (ErLti)

Apocalypse Now was in development hell from 74 with limited DOD backing in 75 for principal photography in 76 and reshoots in 77....

The movie about the movie is in some ways a better story and I love the movie.

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:36 PM (X0I7i)

96 Albert hall, yes he had the authority that morgan freeman would later have

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:36 PM (PXvVL)

97 82 "Apocalypse Now" is another movie that would benefit from Muppetization.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 27, 2024 08:30 PM (FkUwd)

Fozzie bear as Kilgore
Charlie dont make jokes
Do you want to do standup
Or do you want to fight

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:37 PM (ENQN6)

98 I can see Cassavetes doing Kurtz.

I can also see Richard Widmark. YMMV.

It's been eons since I've seen it, but I think there was a pretty decent TV production of Heart of Darkness with Karloff in the role.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 27, 2024 08:37 PM (q3u5l)

99 finally watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but I still don’t understand the end with Sutherland doing his meme face.

The Nicole Kidman version was better because of the nice gray sweater too thing she wore.

Sutherland was taken over, and recognized that the woman was not of the body. Hence, the face and screech.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 27, 2024 08:37 PM (ufFY8)

100 Yes they had to go with marcos with real igorot cannibals as the tribesman

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:37 PM (PXvVL)

101 Miss Piggy as Kurtz

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:38 PM (ENQN6)

102 The ending to body snatchers doesnt make sense

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:38 PM (PXvVL)

103 Sutherland was taken over, and recognized that the woman was not of the body. Hence, the face and screech.||

The studio insisted on the "optimistic" ending for the '50s version. By the '70s we had embraced our nihilism.

In the book, the aliens give up because earthlings are too big a pain in the ass.

Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 08:39 PM (asXVI)

104 Sutherland was taken over, and recognized that the woman was not of the body. Hence, the face and screech.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 27, 2024 08:37 PM (ufFY
-----------------------------
Ah, OK, thanks. Movie was better than I expected.

Posted by: chris+opher at April 27, 2024 08:39 PM (dSco/)

105 I thiught sutherland has escaped the pods

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:39 PM (PXvVL)

106 Just called up Invasion of the Booty Snatchers

Ill go make popcorn

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:40 PM (ENQN6)

107 102: The pod aliens win, humans lose. The End.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 08:40 PM (ErLti)

108 102 The ending to body snatchers doesnt make sense
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:38 PM (PXvVL)
-------------------------------
OK, so it's not just me.

Posted by: chris+opher at April 27, 2024 08:40 PM (dSco/)

109 Some people wouldn’t be happy if they had hundreds of beavers.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 08:27 PM (NxC5+)

If you have seen one, you want to see them all.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 27, 2024 08:28 PM (
There is iron in the words of anchorbabe fashion cop.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 08:41 PM (NxC5+)

110 When was he captured

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:41 PM (PXvVL)

111 Gonzo and his chickens doing the Suzie Q Helo action would be ho lee fook

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:41 PM (ENQN6)

112 92 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 08:34 PM (ufFY

None of the actors played these military intelligence types as soldiers, nor even the stone cold corporate men in the actual "Heart of Darkness."

They played emo Hollywood interpretations of peacenik caricatures of soldiers.

The character of Kurtz as penned was a person being groomed to be a 3 star minimum and so long as he not screwed the pooch would have been in line to run NATO and measure d*cks with Ivan in EUtopia at some point.

Instead Kurtz went into "I want to DO something rather than BE someone" mode and go fight in Asia, and seeing the failure of doctrine he decided to streamline the matter and out crazy the Vietcong.

Brando never quite convinced me that he would allow Kurtz the moral certainty the character HAD to have felt and he never sold me on the inspirational nature that beguiled dedicated SF guys like Scott Glenn's character to get streamlined and "go downtown."

Sheen when I rewatched the Redux cut struck me as playing the same character his son played in Platoon to a degree.

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:42 PM (X0I7i)

113 Remembering Gene Wilder: Gene Wilder's home was to be auctioned/torn down - Elon Musk bought the place because...Gene Wilder. (He's not sentimental, really) Later when he divested himself of property he sold the home with the stipulation that it not be destroyed.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 08:42 PM (lCWOD)

114 92 You need someone psycho and charismatic for Kurtz.
Mostly charismatic.

Jim Jones is unavailable.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 08:34 PM (ufFY


You just described Nicholas Cage.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2024 08:43 PM (oBPoz)

115 These are not the beavers you are looking for.

Posted by: Obi Wan Beaver Scout at April 27, 2024 08:43 PM (klJTj)

116 The studio insisted on the "optimistic" ending for the '50s version. By the '70s we had embraced our nihilism.
Posted by: blake

That's what I've always thought. I like the 50's version, hated the 70's. There was one in the 90's that took place at an army base that was also optimistic at the end. I can't remember the Kidman version.

Someone here said the 50's version was not the original ending. It ended with Kevin McCarthy running through traffic trying to warn people. It was an allegory (?) of communism.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 08:44 PM (Cp1vk)

117 115 These are not the beavers you are looking for.
Posted by: Obi Wan Beaver Scout at April 27, 2024 08:43 PM (klJTj)

The Beaver Wars begun they have.

Posted by: Yoda Beaver at April 27, 2024 08:44 PM (ENQN6)

118 This isn't a real movie, right? This is just "Moviegique learned Photoshop but not in time to get this post out on April 1." Right? Right?

OK, OK, I'll search and see if it's real.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2024 08:45 PM (oBPoz)

119 Steve mcqueen played these type of roles

Interesting spradlin had been in oil business before coppola found him for godfather and apocalypse

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:47 PM (PXvVL)

120 The real officers that punched tickets up to nato did little if anything

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:48 PM (PXvVL)

121 Interesting spradlin had been in oil business before coppola found him for godfather and apocalypse
Posted by: Miguel cervantes

And very successful from what I've heard.

From Oklahoma

*puffs up chest*

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 08:48 PM (Cp1vk)

122 I want a Heart of Darkness set in the original 19th century Congo.

Do it with Polish actors speaking English.

LOL

Posted by: Joey Conrad at April 27, 2024 08:49 PM (ufFY8)

123 119 Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:47 PM (PXvVL)

McQueen and Newman both had the acting chops for either Willard or Kurtz but both filmed "old" for Willard....

either one could have done a neat Kurtz though.

Willard should have been 29-33 years old looking.

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:49 PM (X0I7i)

124 Braenyard -- that's not in the documentary. I suppose it might have been at some point, but ol' Muskie has more enemies these days.

|| OK, OK, I'll search and see if it's real.

HundredsOfBeavers.com

Posted by: blake (moviegique) at April 27, 2024 08:50 PM (asXVI)

125 Liked all three versions of Body Snatchers; have to admit, though, I'd love to see one that used the book's finish -- probably way too much to hope for. I don't count the Kidman/Craig version because it was so bloody boring I fell asleep during it (and how do you make boring with that source material?), and didn't buy into a single frame of what I saw; some day maybe I'll try it again.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 27, 2024 08:50 PM (q3u5l)

126 122 Posted by: Joey Conrad at April 27, 2024 08:49 PM (ufFY



I give you comrade detective...my guiltiest pleasure of the last year....

https://youtu.be/60P5qYQEuIw?si=OKvattTd107wg9tK

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:50 PM (X0I7i)

127 || The Beaver Wars begun they have.

I'm tellin' ya, it's just fun to make absolutely clean beaver jokes.

Posted by: blake (moviegique) at April 27, 2024 08:50 PM (asXVI)

128 Biggest beaver I ever saw was a DeHavilland single engine. It was slick, topped out at 100 true.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 08:51 PM (NxC5+)

129 55
' shaw would have made a good kurtz'

I think he had died by the time Apocalypse Now was filmed. It was very close.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 27, 2024 08:52 PM (roH4R)

130 Liked all three versions of Body Snatchers; have to admit, though, I'd love to see one that used the book's finish -- probably way too much to hope for. ||

To do it now, I think it'd have to be a period piece.

Posted by: blake (moviegique) at April 27, 2024 08:53 PM (asXVI)

131 A better performance them brandi then

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:53 PM (PXvVL)

132 99% of any movie role of any actor are interchangeable and wouldn't effect the movie at all. There are a few actors who can make the movie. Very few and even most of them can be subbed out by someone else in 50% of their movies.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 08:54 PM (dOnWV)

133 I give you comrade detective...my guiltiest pleasure of the last year....

https://youtu.be/60P5qYQEuIw?si=OKvattTd107wg9tK
Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:50 PM (X0I7i)


I am firing that bitch up right after Svengoolie (unless Julie Newmar is on Batman).

A nice break after the first season of Jack Ryan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 08:55 PM (ufFY8)

134 132 99% of any movie role of any actor are interchangeable and wouldn't effect the movie at all. There are a few actors who can make the movie. Very few and even most of them can be subbed out by someone else in 50% of their movies.
Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 08:54 PM (dOnWV)


Can't wait to see Whoopi Goldberg as Wolverine.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2024 08:56 PM (oBPoz)

135 In my opinion Full Metal Jacket was the best VN era ground movie until We Were Soldiers Once And Young.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 08:56 PM (NxC5+)

136 Yes the fourth one was incomprehendible the third was with gabrielle anwar

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:56 PM (PXvVL)

137 129 Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 27, 2024 08:52 PM (roH4R)

He died in 78 but he would have been ill during filming, that said I think he would have kept schedule better than Brando did.

AN came out in 79 because a lot like Star Wars it was saved in the edit....unlike Star Wars which was saved by a metaphorical commando team of old guard B movie western editors burning the candle at both ends Coppola essentially litigated every editorial cut.

I think Shaw would have reduced the need for the massive edits because I think he would have left a more coherent performance....

it is an interesting thought experiment, with a better Kurtz I think AN would have been out in 78.

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:56 PM (X0I7i)

138 It was horror movie viewing week and a half or so...

1) Watched "Late Night With the Devil" - basically it's what happens when Johnny Carson Dick Cavett tries to up his ratings by interviewing a possessed girl.
Shenanigans ofthe unpleasant kind ensue.
Very well-done with a neat climax that kind of blows your mind in the same way That Sadako did when you first saw her climb out of the well in "Ringu" Streaming for "free" on Shudder.

2) "Arcadian" - we liked this one better than moviegique. some nice scares, Nick Cage as sober-minded Dad, and original freaky-deaky monsters that just makes the climax a bunch of fun.

3) "Disappear Completely" - a Spanish horror movie that just wants to creep you out, and does its job. An asshole news photographer will do anything to get a picture, but after breaking into the house of a dead man who was eaten alive by rats, he finds that he's been cursed.
The curse causes him to start losing each of his five senses, he has less than a week to find out who cursed him, how he was cursed, and how to break the curse before he completely loses all contact with the world around him. Very well made, great acting, streaming now on Netflix.





Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2024 08:56 PM (eDfFs)

139 Thats straight from the multiverse

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:57 PM (PXvVL)

140 Method was sn sxcuse not to follow the script

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:58 PM (PXvVL)

141 Hundreds of Otters.

Posted by: River Otter at April 27, 2024 08:58 PM (SYTee)

142 In my opinion Full Metal Jacket was the best VN era ground movie until We Were Soldiers Once And Young.
Posted by: Eromero

I think I agree with that completely.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 08:59 PM (Cp1vk)

143 Coppolas megalopolis seems to similarly eccentric not in a good way

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 08:59 PM (PXvVL)

144 Jacket seemed to focus on war is hell but to what purpose

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 09:01 PM (PXvVL)

145 Kidman version, boobs:

LOL

https://www.poffysmoviemania.com/invasion-2007/

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 27, 2024 09:01 PM (ufFY8)

146 It wasn't really a good movie but The Green Berets is only VN war movie that made me choke up.

Peter-Son ! Peter-son! Have you seen my Peter-son?

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 09:02 PM (dOnWV)

147 4) "Infested" - not very good French horror movie about killer spiders in the ghetto. Got great reviews by critics I guess cuz of its politics. The spider action is very weak. And they use the same jump scare again and again. Acting not good.

"Arachnophobia" did it much better decades ago.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2024 09:02 PM (eDfFs)

148 It was faithful to the novel also it was set before the war was fully underway

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 27, 2024 09:03 PM (PXvVL)

149 Harvey Keitel was originally cast as Captain Willard, but had to be replaced when he had a heart attack just prior to filming.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 27, 2024 09:04 PM (i6N8Y)

150 Does anybody remember Pan's Labyrinth?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 09:04 PM (ufFY8)

151 149 Harvey Keitel was originally cast as Captain Willard, but had to be replaced when he had a heart attack just prior to filming.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 27, 2024 09:04 PM (i6N8Y)

Was not that a requirement for the film

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 09:05 PM (ENQN6)

152 moviegique --

Yep, it would have to be a period piece. Still like to see it, though.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 27, 2024 09:05 PM (q3u5l)

153 149 Harvey Keitel was originally cast as Captain Willard, but had to be replaced when he had a heart attack just prior to filming.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 27, 2024 09:04 PM (i6N8Y)

I thought Sheen had the heart attack. Or did they both?

Posted by: davidt at April 27, 2024 09:05 PM (SYTee)

154 I finally watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but I still don’t understand the end with Sutherland doing his meme face.
Posted by: chris+opher at April 27, 2024 08:33 PM (dSco/)

The main theme of the movie is conformity.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 09:05 PM (bGQZ9)

155 Does anybody remember Pan's Labyrinth?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 09:04 PM (ufFY

I liked it except they of course made the commies the sympathetic side.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 09:06 PM (dOnWV)

156 Harvey Keitel was originally cast as Captain Willard, but had to be replaced when he had a heart attack just prior to filming.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Really? I've never heard that but it makes sense. I think I remember that Sheen suffered a heart attack during filming. Tough role, I guess.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 09:06 PM (Cp1vk)

157 LOL

https://www.poffysmoviemania.com/invasion-2007/
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
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And Body Snatchers was an allegory of communism.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 09:06 PM (lCWOD)

158 149 Harvey Keitel was originally cast as Captain Willard, but had to be replaced when he had a heart attack just prior to filming.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy



That's too bad. He'd been way better than Sheen. Martin Sheen was ok in the role. Keitel would have been much better.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 09:06 PM (ErLti)

159 Tough role, I guess.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
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Snif, yeah, a lot of lines.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 09:07 PM (lCWOD)

160 And Body Snatchers was an allegory of communism.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 09:06 PM (lCWOD)

Certainly a lot of pod people out there now.
Not even hiding it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 09:07 PM (ufFY8)

161 And Body Snatchers was an allegory of communism.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 09:06 PM (lCWOD)

Now do Bidenomics

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 09:08 PM (ENQN6)

162 153 149 Harvey Keitel was originally cast as Captain Willard, but had to be replaced when he had a heart attack just prior to filming.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 27, 2024 09:04 PM (i6N8Y)

I thought Sheen had the heart attack. Or did they both?
Posted by: davidt



Sheen had a mental breakdown during filming due to a failing marriage. Not sure about the heart attack part.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 09:08 PM (ErLti)

163 155
'made the commies the sympathetic side.'

That's a red flag for a bad movie.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 27, 2024 09:08 PM (roH4R)

164 >> Biggest beaver I ever saw was a DeHavilland single engine. It was slick, topped out at 100 true.
Posted by: Eromero

Bet it had a big radial on it that dripped all the time.

Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2024 09:08 PM (HQ9Sl)

165 149 Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 27, 2024 09:04 PM (i6N8Y)

My understanding was Keitel was simply replaced and SHEEN had the heart attack during filming.

Coppola went almost as abusive to the cast of AN as Kubrick got on Duvall in "The Shining" and that is not mirth.

Keitel Interview on the matter....

https://youtu.be/kdj8qTXosqs?si=TBoOxOtZ8vFgymzb

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 09:08 PM (X0I7i)

166 Does anybody remember Pan's Labyrinth?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 09:04 PM (ufFY

Del Toro's masterpiece.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 09:09 PM (bGQZ9)

167 The 'Experts' keep trying to make the commies the 'good guys' in The Spanish Civil War. There weren't any good guys in The Spanish Civil War.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 09:09 PM (ErLti)

168 'made the commies the sympathetic side.'

That's a red flag for a bad movie.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 27, 2024 09:08 PM (roH4R)

Well, the military were cast as the villains, if I recall. Could have been either side (civil war, after all), but commies gonna commie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 09:10 PM (ufFY8)

169 167 Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 09:09 PM (ErLti)

Eh I'd back the nationalists every day and twice on Sunday....

the commies were real pieces of work that left the NKVD in awe at their perfidy.

Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 09:10 PM (X0I7i)

170 I finally watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but I still don’t understand the end with Sutherland doing his meme face.
Posted by: chris+opher at April 27, 2024 08:33 PM (dSco/)


DS had been taken over by the Space Beans.

He was pointing and screaming in the Space Bean "Hey, there's a human bean. Get her!!!" manner.

So, the woman was doomed.

FIN

Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2024 09:10 PM (eDfFs)

171 Sven,
I'd never back the commies with anything. That just makes the other side 'better' by default.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 09:12 PM (ErLti)

172 Netflix Suzume had a Miyazaki-vibe that I liked alot.

I don't think I understood some of it, not being Japanese, but it was entertaining and well-animated.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2024 09:12 PM (lhenN)

173 Fun fact about "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."

You know there's a version where humanity wins and the pods are defeated? Can you guess which version?

Answer: The original novel by Jack FInney.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2024 09:12 PM (CHHv1)

174 2) "Arcadian" - we liked this one better than moviegique.
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You know, I didn't dislike it. It just falls apart when Cage goes unconscious.

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Does anybody remember Pan's Labyrinth?

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Sure! Part of del Toro's Spanish War trilogy, and the best of the three.

Posted by: blake (moviegique) at April 27, 2024 09:13 PM (asXVI)

175 The original Snatchers was intentionally made as an anti-communist movie. There were some sane people in Hollyweird back then.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 09:13 PM (lCWOD)

176 ZOMBEAVERS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2024 09:13 PM (+UZHh)

177 Really? I've never heard that but it makes sense. I think I remember that Sheen suffered a heart attack during filming. Tough role, I guess.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 09:06 PM (Cp1vk)

That's what I remember from an article on how difficult it was to make the movie. I could be wrong.
I also remember reading that the helicopters belonged to the Philippine Army, who required them to have their "US" markings washed off at the end of every day's shooting.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 27, 2024 09:14 PM (i6N8Y)

178 173 Answer: The original novel by Jack FInney.

Yeah, mentioned up there at 103.

Posted by: blake (moviegique) at April 27, 2024 09:14 PM (asXVI)

179 osted by: Eromero

Bet it had a big radial on it that dripped all the time.
Posted by: Aviator
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Dripping beavers are the best.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 09:14 PM (lCWOD)

180 I'm watching the 4K of "Batman and Robin." I'm sure I don't have to tell you about this film. A question, though.

Everyone was livid about the Bat-nipples. How come no one cared about the giant breasts in Arnold's costume? I mean, they're RIGHT THERE from the beginning.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2024 09:15 PM (CHHv1)

181 173 Fun fact about "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."

You know there's a version where humanity wins and the pods are defeated? Can you guess which version?

Answer: The original novel by Jack FInney.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm



Someone mentioned the book above. I guess the aliens gave up because humanity is really fucked up and too much trouble. That would have been amusing ending anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 09:16 PM (ErLti)

182 "Arcadian" - we liked this one better than moviegique.
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You know, I didn't dislike it. It just falls apart when Cage goes unconscious.


Yeah, i get that they wanted to emphasize the kiddos in the story, but-

Cage has a screen presence that none of the youngsters possess.

Not sure the movie fell apart so much as Cage wasn't active to give the story/action/ proceeding dramatic heft until the end.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2024 09:17 PM (eDfFs)

183 Hellboy 2 had Tolkein-esque elves that were noble, strange and tragic. It put Del Toro on the map to follow Peter Jackson. As it ended up, Jackson directed The Hobbit as well, but Del Toro left his mark in a positive way.

If you are on audible, you can get the Andy Serkis narrating LOTR and The Silmarillion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2024 09:17 PM (lhenN)

184 When I'm on the toilet, I make a screech the same as Donald Southerland pointing there.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2024 09:18 PM (lhenN)

185 I can play The Arcadian.

Posted by: Weird Al at April 27, 2024 09:20 PM (SYTee)

186 And starring Jerry Mathers

Posted by: Montec at April 27, 2024 09:20 PM (tpjlM)

187 Guilty pleasure but my favorite Cage movie was Valley Girl. The soundtrack part of the reason.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 09:21 PM (dOnWV)

188 Houston Tx has gangs killing girls for sacrifice.

Is that on you Replacement Bingo Card?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 09:21 PM (ENQN6)

189 175 The original Snatchers was intentionally made as an anti-communist movie. There were some sane people in Hollyweird back then.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 09:13 PM (lCWOD


Watching people I thought were sane respond to Covid made me think of that movie. It was like watching their brains get snatched by hostile alien forces.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 09:22 PM (Sf2cq)

190 I'm watching 'The Black Phone' now. Madeleine McGraw won a horror award for her performance. I'm not a fan when kids curse in movies but her dad is an alcoholic that beats her. Tense scene. She curses like a sailor at some cops and her prayers are pretty profanity laced.

Brother gets kidnapped by the Grabber. Put in a room. Phone is there. Dead victims call amd help him try to escape. Good movie. Not horribly scary.

Madeleine's sister Violet was the child star in M3GAN. Not horribly scary. Good movie. Both in sequels.

I was on IG till last year and followed some of my favorite Disney actresses simply to not be pissed off all the time. Madeleine has such a sweet family. There was a great video where they finally got a dog and surprised Violet. She just cried over and over .Oh my God!' Both girls...horror movie stars.

Posted by: Stateless at April 27, 2024 09:22 PM (jvJvP)

191 In Finney's book, the pods leave because Miles & Becky have thrown away a chance for survival, destroying some of the pods instead. The pods basically decide this planet's too hostile and rise into the sky and gone. (If memory serves -- haven't read it in quite a while.) Yeah, doing it now would have to be as a period piece like moviegique said, but I'd like to see that finish.

I'd like to see a better-done version of Heinlein's Puppet Masters too.

But I'm not gonna hold my breath.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 27, 2024 09:23 PM (q3u5l)

192 Bloody Beavers is a bad British fur trapper movie.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 09:23 PM (ENQN6)

193 Is it on a streaming service yet?
Posted by: Blutarski


You can't put Hundreds of Beavers on a streaming service.

They'd dam it up!

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 09:26 PM (DgGvY)

194 What's the matter #11?

I got a pain.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2024 09:26 PM (XV/Pl)

195 Symbolic of America

https://shorturl.at/dfpG6

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 09:27 PM (lCWOD)

196 They'd dam it up!
Posted by: mikeski

I recently watched a documentary about beavers.

Best dam documentary I've ever seen!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 09:27 PM (Cp1vk)

197 Oh, I saw 'Manifest West' this week. The house is being redone. I'm drinking beer and watching more movies than I have in a decade. I usually watch kids shows because no blacks screaming racism and no gays. Well....older shows.

Anyways, 'Manifest West' was pretty good. Lexy Kolker was in there. She was in 'Freaks' when she was 7. Main characters in both movies. Great actress. Her sister Ava was i there too playing a bad girl which was great because she's the sweetest young woman.

Family moves off the grid, but the mother is bipolar, government people get involved, crap goes down. Good until the last 5 minites where the kids blame the Dad. Lot of anti-government stuff...or liberal versions of it.

Biggest plothole is the government peopke didn't get help for the bipolar mother. But government....

Posted by: Stateless at April 27, 2024 09:29 PM (jvJvP)

198 The Pianist was a key entry in the film world of the aughts.

Key. Get it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 09:30 PM (bo7UB)

199 Key. Get it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

I used to play piano by ear.

Now I use my hands.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 09:32 PM (Cp1vk)

200 A movie about Buc-ee’s taking over the world?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 27, 2024 09:32 PM (uTTG7)

201 I think Captive State is a very underrated aliens take over earth movie. John Goodman stars.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 09:34 PM (dOnWV)

202 Hundreds of Beavers

TJM is playing with fire...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 09:35 PM (llON8)

203 Key entry?
Dam it up/dam documentary?
Play by ear?

This place is sick and demented and warped. I love it...

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 27, 2024 09:35 PM (q3u5l)

204 Platoon captured the sounds, music, and firebase life well. Stone was a vet and presumably in the big fight at the end of the movie in Tay Ninh Provence, 1968. I had a drinking buddy who was in that fight and he said it was pretty dodgy until the gunships arrived. Other than that the movie didn't impress me.

Full Metal Jacket was about Marines. Unknown quantity to me.

Gardens of Stone shows barracks life pretty well. James Earl Jones was a pretty credible 1st SGT

Posted by: javems at April 27, 2024 09:35 PM (xgBZ9)

205 Not sure the movie fell apart so much as Cage wasn't active to give the story/action/ proceeding dramatic heft until the end.||

Well, that's a HUGE part of it. We also felt they knocked him out to give the kids a showcase (and also the low-budget thing where the star is only around for a day of shooting).

But while he's not there to drive things forward, you start to notice how nothing makes any sense.

Posted by: blake (moviegique) at April 27, 2024 09:40 PM (asXVI)

206 Pan's Labyrinth have me the best/worst dreams I've ever had.
"I think it's kind of funny, I think it's kind of sad..."

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 09:40 PM (q3gwH)

207 D'oh!

*moviegique* is playing with fire.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 09:41 PM (llON8)

208 I enjoyed "We were soldiers once", Mel Gibson's Vietnam movie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 09:42 PM (q3gwH)

209 Canadian Beaver...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs

Posted by: davidt at April 27, 2024 09:44 PM (SYTee)

210 Pan's Labyrinth have me the best/worst dreams I've ever had.
"I think it's kind of funny, I think it's kind of sad..."
Posted by: Tom Servo


Pan's is a commie cartoon with no plot.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 09:46 PM (IG4Id)

211 They should assign the Chinatown script in English classes instead of any of the post-modern nonsense currently assigned. Despite being an exercise in commie cynicism, it's as about a perfect script as one can write. That and Robocop.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 09:48 PM (IG4Id)

212 That and Robocop.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Plus Used Cars.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 09:49 PM (Cp1vk)

213 I've said it before but I hated Robocop.

Except for Nancy Allen. She filled out that uniform nicely.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 09:52 PM (bGQZ9)

214 Except for Nancy Allen. She filled out that uniform nicely.
Posted by: Robert

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2024 09:53 PM (Cp1vk)

215
Except for Nancy Allen. She filled out that uniform nicely.

Posted by: Robert

She was all out in that shower scene too

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 27, 2024 09:54 PM (MsrgL)

216 211

'an exercise in commie cynicism'

Go with Robocop then. I don't think students are being shortchanged on commie cynicism. It's as pervasive as air at this point.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 27, 2024 09:56 PM (roH4R)

217 Oh yea, Nancy Allen.

(ponders back fondly)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 09:58 PM (ErLti)

218 Mmmm. Nancy Allen.

She gave a star turn in Animal House.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 09:59 PM (bo7UB)

219 Nancy Allen was in that stinker with Tom Selleck and Gene Simmons with robot spiders.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 09:59 PM (dOnWV)

220 Not to take it away from Nancy Allen, but I think it was Karen Allen in Animal House, and Cynthia Rhodes (?) in Runaway with Selleck & Gene Simmons.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 27, 2024 10:01 PM (q3u5l)

221 Nancy Allen is 73 and looks like your stereotypical grandmother.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 10:02 PM (dOnWV)

222 Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 27, 2024 10:01 PM (q3u5l)

Cynthia Rhodes . Thanks. She was better looking .

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 10:03 PM (dOnWV)

223 ONT NOOD. ... and there dies my super insightful response... like tears in the rain.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 10:04 PM (IG4Id)

224 I just watched a RiffTrax movie that had a chance to be epic (in a B-movie sort of way) but fell short. The movie was "Hangmen" and for a moment it was about a college kid whose father was a secret agent. But, naturally, the agency turned on the father, and came after the Kid as well. Kid received a message just before the agents came for him, and sought the help of one of his father's old teammates: a special-forces burn-out who worked (and lived) at a junk yard. And if it had stopped there, it could have been epic. College Kid and the Junkyard-Commando verses the evil government agency... It could have been a team-up on par with Zap and Troy...

Alas, the movie wanted to cram in a bunch of other, far less cool characters. And it kept the very-bland father around as a major character. So, the movie ended up being so much less than it could have been....

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 27, 2024 10:07 PM (Lhaco)

225 Willard was supposed to be a grey man who held some menace and was ruthless when seeing a mission through....Sheen never captured that.
Posted by: sven at April 27, 2024 08:27 PM (X0I7i)


I think Willard was broken and hiding it, and Kurz made him choose between facing himself or dying.

As for casting, Brando was supposed to be the arrogant and powerful;y charismatic figure he had been in earlier films, but as he was physically, they just made him the insane figurehead of an insane movement
It turned into a cartoon, like a lot of "major" films, like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 10:08 PM (D7oie)

226 || Except for Nancy Allen. She filled out that uniform nicely.

I never thought that much of her on-screen, but she showed up to a screening of "Robocop" we went to, and damn, she was charming af. 65 or no.

Even more surprising was Mary Woronov. She always played hard-asses but in person? Rowr.

Posted by: blake (moviegique) at April 27, 2024 10:17 PM (asXVI)

227 Thanks for stopping by, guys!

Posted by: blake (moviegique) at April 27, 2024 10:18 PM (asXVI)

228 227,

Thanks for the thread. Always a pleasure.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 27, 2024 10:27 PM (q3u5l)

229 Thanks for the great movie post this evening. But did Chinatown really win Best Picture?

Posted by: Dagwood at April 27, 2024 10:29 PM (CC0N1)

230 That said, the "horror" sequence at the end of the film is pretty interesting. It was the first big movie role for Kirstie Alley and introduced the world to Courtney Thorne-Smith.

I'll probably do "Late Night with the Devil" next time, tho'.
Posted by: blake at April 27, 2024 08:08 PM (asXVI)

Star Trek II? Was Kirstie Alley not in that?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 27, 2024 10:33 PM (uTTG7)

231 Still watching 'The Black Phone' and basically it's a guy who kidnaps teenage boys. The film evades everything with Finn telling the Grabber that if he tries to touch him, he'll scratch his face.

But Ethan does portray the Grabber as a gay. I'm a little surprised this wasn't protested more.

Great movie. Love Madeleine...

Posted by: Stateless at April 27, 2024 11:12 PM (jvJvP)

232 As good as We Were Soldiers was, read the book if you haven’t. It’s even better and more depressing if I’m honest.

I was in tech school and they were going to show it to us, I lamented to the cadre that I hadn’t read the book yet. “Read it anyway; the movie is a third of the book.” I’m happy I took their advice.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 27, 2024 11:12 PM (uTTG7)

233 But did Chinatown really win Best Picture?
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No, you're right. It lost to Godfather II. I thought it was sandwiched between I & II, but that was the sting.

Funny, because I would've sworn walking over the "Chinatown" star on Hollywood Blvd a million times. (There's a series for all the best picture winners.)

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Star Trek II? Was Kirstie Alley not in that?
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She wasn't the romantic lead. I guess it's not a "minor" role in ST2.

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Posted by: moviegique (buy my book!) at April 28, 2024 02:44 AM (asXVI)

234 You gotta love the Temptations. This is good shit any way you want to look at it.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 28, 2024 03:05 AM (pDQ/8)

Ace of Spades Pet Thread, April 27

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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From By-Tor:

My neighbor has informed me that our racoon has returned. Must be late April.

I don't mind her and her soon to be born brood except they leave muddy racoon paw prints on my white trim I will have to pressure wash or repaint.

Three years running.

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Charming.


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Miley sent in a remarkable real-life video of a foal meeting her foster mom. Not an easy situation.

Thanks, Miley.

Meet The PetMorons

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Tutti Fruitti has been featured before, but we are celebrating his comeback from a, what I am sure was a stroke, cough that was related to eating and drinking--cat dysphagia. Took him to the vet and spent a bunch of money to get less info than I already figured out; but ruled out an obstruction for the cough and refusal to eat or drink. So, just gently encouraged him to drink water and he slowly improved from there. At 16, I know that he does not have a long time left, but he is a fighter and worked his way back. I'm enjoying every day that I have with him.

Nan in AZ

What a beautiful cat! Glad you still have him.

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Hi K.T.

Thanks so much for hosting the Pet Thread. I look forward to your commentary and seeing the Moron Pets every Saturday.

I'm attaching pics of my West Highland Terrorist, Bodie. He's 4 years old and doesn't he look cute? It's a damn good thing because he's a real pistol. He is stubborn, headstrong and hasn't met a dog that he won't go after. He's a little dog that thinks he's big. In other words full of Westitude. And we love him.

The first pic is Bodie and his favorite toy, the sneaky snake. Second pic is just chilling.

My nic is MeLurkYouLongTime.

We can tell that we would love Bodie, too. Even though he has Westitude.

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Cats in the evening:

We have no idea what the draw is but in the late evening Sangria and Rooney camp out with the computers. They don't stay long, it's only one of the stops on their way through the house. The rest of the day and evening they fight over the chair when it's unoccupied.

Lirio100


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My wife and I are empty nesters. We live in a house with many pets. Birds, cats and a dog. Everybody gets along fairly well as these pictures reflect.

The first is our lab Bella and her buddy Nola. We have raised Nola from a hatchling and Bella adopted her. They canoodle together and Bella is very gentle.

The next is our White Bellied Caique and Val. The cat tolerates this indignity somehow.

Love the site and this feature.

Regards,

DJ

Wow. Remarkable photos. And interesting stories!

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We don't want to get too political here, but there is a post I haven't completely figured out on what the border crisis means for animals, some of which are being abandoned at the border.

Here are some links from our correspondent to get you started in becoming informed and in helping:

surfers for strays

Legal Insurrection

Author Mike LaChance

Matt Finn and Fox News

There are also smaller operations starting up. We will try to watch some of these. Thanks for the information, including that which we haven't gotten to yet.


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What a wonderful collection of pet stories today. We have one left for next week.
Thank you for sharing your pets with us.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, April 20 Some special PetMoron stories and photos there.

I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

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1 Milk bar

Posted by: Ciampino - See I can do German too! at April 27, 2024 03:34 PM (qfLjt)

2 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 03:35 PM (fwDg9)

3 Nice Pets Y'all!...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2024 03:36 PM (R/m4+)

4 Hospital stay makes me miss my parrot

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 27, 2024 03:39 PM (m0JEg)

5 Tutti Frutti is a lovely cat.
I know the frustration of going to the vet and spending money and not know more than going in, seems to be de rigour.

Posted by: Ciampino - what can one do? at April 27, 2024 03:39 PM (qfLjt)

6 Meow.

Lucy the Fink is napping in her window hammock. It's a drippy, grey day, purrrrrfect for napping.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2024 03:39 PM (nkEvj)

7 Those so called introverts look more like they've been watching a horror movie - maybe Cujo?

Posted by: Ciampino - What's a horror for cats? at April 27, 2024 03:40 PM (qfLjt)

8 I saw a clip of Ron DeSantis featuring an abandoned border dog available for adoption. It managed not to be too scolding in tone.

Posted by: KT at April 27, 2024 03:41 PM (rrtZS)

9 Critters!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2024 03:43 PM (2UnvF)

10 We took Yellow Dog Two (Maggy) to the vet yesterday for surgery. She had a growth on her elbow that was getting larger. It didn't bother her too much other than licking on it. No pain but the vet said it either needed a biopsy because it was getting larger or it had to go completely. We opted for the get it gone route. So far she is doing fine but mad because she can't go on walks with her sister. No cone of shame yet, if she starts licking mom yells at her and that stops that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2024 03:44 PM (QNSds)

11 Lovely pets today and some interesting combos. Mine are always sleeping on top of computer towers and my laptop if it's closed.

Posted by: Ciampino - What's a horror for cats? Wolves? at April 27, 2024 03:46 PM (qfLjt)

12 One thing that I love watching kittens is their waddling. They look like short little barrels with wobbly legs - really cute. However Calico Mom's kittens seem to have developed faster and went from crawling around to running around 'wobbless' in a very short time.
They are so big that they don't all 6 fit when the milkbar opens. Mama is full of milk still but they are eating solid food too.
We noticed that the two yellow ones always stick together and they have done that from the beginning, even suckling next to each other. Maybe they bonded very early or in utero?
One gray is a mama's boy and tends to follow her all the time and the lie down with her.

Posted by: Ciampino - They grow so fast at April 27, 2024 03:48 PM (qfLjt)

13 Ciampino's Rescue Kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another more extensive photo update #250 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.

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ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well

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Posted by: Ciampino - They grow so fast! at April 27, 2024 03:49 PM (qfLjt)

14 Meow

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 27, 2024 03:49 PM (sAmhv)

15 KITTEN STATUS: currently sleeping somewhere. I'll post an update if they start playing.

Posted by: Ciampino - They have learnt to climb at April 27, 2024 03:52 PM (qfLjt)

16 President Biden was raised by a poor Black family in Albania and fought his way through all that Racism in India to get where he is today.... The first multiracial President since Barry Obama which was raised by a family of rabid hamsters in Lesotho. So Peter does that answer your question about the economy ????

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at April 27, 2024 03:53 PM (s+cGt)

17 We have no idea what the draw is but in the late evening Sangria and Rooney camp out with the computers


They're following the Sun probably. Used to watch my sisters' cats do the same thing.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 27, 2024 03:55 PM (sAmhv)

18 They do follow the sun, most afternoons are at the front door which faces west. The keyboard rest stop is new; up until recently the cat waiting for a turn in the chair waited on the floor. Sangria apparently has decided it's easier to wait above seat level, as it were.

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 27, 2024 03:58 PM (I5U35)

19 Cats like to be warm.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 27, 2024 03:59 PM (sAmhv)

20 We were all disturbed by Gov. Noem's story about shooting her 14-month-old dog: ‘Not normal' at the White house.

But, We support Killing Innocent babies in the Womb..... Their a difference there which I thick we all recognize.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at April 27, 2024 04:02 PM (s+cGt)

21 19 Cats like to be warm.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 27, 2024 03:59 PM (sAmhv)
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Yes. One of the three cats we brought back form Africa, a black male called surprisingly Midnight, would sit in front of the fireplace and hint to start the fire. Then he would sit so close we worried he'd burn but no, he loved it and was toastie warm on one side.

Posted by: Ciampino - In the wild they tend to be scared of fire. at April 27, 2024 04:03 PM (qfLjt)

22 My pup had a Sneaky Snake just like Bodie's. It was supposed to be destroy proof. Ha! It took Toby about 2 weeks to tear it apart.

Posted by: Tuna at April 27, 2024 04:05 PM (oaGWv)

23 I love everyone’s critters! Mine are napping - Kovu on top of his extra large wool cave instead of in it, and Sabi on the bed.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 04:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

24 Five dogs in the house right now, three of which are ours. And everyone is pretty much asleep, even the lab.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 27, 2024 04:11 PM (lXCUP)

25 Mystery of the Week is, what happened to Daisy's training collar? We have looked high and low and even did the St Anthony prayer.* Y'might suspect Daisy hid it somewhere, but a) we almost never used the shock, and b) she actually seemed to like it. It's a small house with not so many places it could be. And few of us who would've taken it off her and put it... somewhere. When you start looking in the refrigerator, or the basket where it's supposed to be for the umpteenth time.... Mystery.

The only sure way to find it, of course, would be to buy a new one.

*Not Catholic, but figured it was worth a try.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hmmm at April 27, 2024 04:11 PM (L6R40)

26 DJ, your two birds have 'lovely plumage' even though they are obviously very happy and not pining for the fjords. How do you keep the birds from going outside (yes windows closed ... but)?

Posted by: Ciampino - normally birds are a cat's favorite meal at April 27, 2024 04:16 PM (qfLjt)

27 We live in a house with many pets. Birds, cats and a dog. Everybody gets along fairly well as these pictures reflect.

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do the birds just fly around the house?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 04:16 PM (n/1xr)

28 Dog teeth cleaning. Our four year old corgi has not had it done. She's got a little tartar showing.

Our last dog, a beautiful Belgian sheepdog, lived her whole long life without having her teeth cleaned.

We've a quote from the vet, it's about $700, and doing web searches, people are saying get it done once a year.

What to do?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 27, 2024 04:20 PM (KiBMU)

29 Trimmed doggeh and bathed him today
I'm exhausted

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 04:21 PM (n/1xr)

30 Hard question for you pet Hordemates. When do you say good bye? Ol Joe (not the bozo two legged one) is going downhill. Over 15, he's a terrier mix. But after reading up on it, he's ticking a lot of boxes for nearing the end. Eyes clouding up. Diarrhea. Limping from arthritis. Change in odor. Gums and teeth. Non-malignant tumors. Clingy.
I've decided I'm not going to let him linger. But when do I decide?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 04:22 PM (W/lyH)

31 Nice pets, everyone!
Re. the Kristy Norm story, my money is that she hired a ghost writer then failed to read her own damn book before publication.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 27, 2024 04:23 PM (MeG8a)

32 Mr. Gaga, buy a package of beef neck bones and give your dog a raw one at least once a week. There is small amount of meat on them and that will encourage the chewing. I do it for all my dogs and they have never had a dentition problem.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 04:23 PM (LfcYE)

33 28 We've a quote from the vet, it's about $700, and doing web searches, people are saying get it done once a year.

What to do?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at April

I am sure a lot of that is anesthesia. You could get more quotes. We got our dogs teeth done until I started feeding raw, and as a result, no tarter build up. I don’t have a dog now, but if I get another, I will go the same route. Our cats get a semi raw diet, and I should get Kovu’s teeth done as he has some build up. Savannahs don’t do amazingly well with anesthesia so I am going to try brushing first and hope I survive it.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 04:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

34 Good afternoon, horde.

What a great end to the horse and foal story!

I've been preparing garden beds today. A lot of digging and pulling. Tank loves to lie down in freshly dug dirt. I would rather he didn't.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2024 04:25 PM (OX9vb)

35 Gettin' windy out thar.....

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 04:25 PM (T4tVD)

36 Diogenes, now. That is not a quality of life.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 04:26 PM (LfcYE)

37 21
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Yes. One of the three cats we brought back form Africa, a black male called surprisingly Midnight, would sit in front of the fireplace and hint to start the fire. Then he would sit so close we worried he'd burn but no, he loved it and was toastie warm on one side.
Posted by: Ciampino



Heh! Both of my sisters' cats used to sit so close to her fireplace, she thought they were trying to get in it. They'd sit there for hours. They'd also sit in front of it and look pleadingly at her to start a fire, if there wasn't one. They were Persians too, so lots of fur.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 27, 2024 04:27 PM (sAmhv)

38 36 Diogenes, now. That is not a quality of life.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024

Unfortunately, this is probably right. It’s so hard, we will be here for you and understand how much it hurts.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 04:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

39 28
We've a quote from the vet, it's about $700, and doing web searches, people are saying get it done once a year.

What to do?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 27, 2024 04:20 PM (KiBMU)
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That $700 seems a bit steep but I only have cats. Have you shopped around? Every 2-3 years maybe? Lots of big bones to gnaw?

Posted by: Ciampino - Do dogs have teeth problems in their short lives? at April 27, 2024 04:27 PM (qfLjt)

40 Those introverts looking for an excuse to leave early? Just puke on the rug.

Posted by: Ciampino - Someone else will eat it at April 27, 2024 04:29 PM (qfLjt)

41 Diogenes, now. That is not a quality of life.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 04:26 PM


I've been kinda thinking that too. But then for about an hour a day he's mostly normal.
It's a hard call.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 04:29 PM (W/lyH)

42 Ditto Ben Had's suggestion on the raw beef bones. My dogs get one once or even twice a week. They love them, and vet has never said they need their teeth cleaned.

And it keeps them busy if you want to play cards or watch a movie.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2024 04:30 PM (OX9vb)

43 That $700 seems a bit steep but I only have cats. Have you shopped around? Every 2-3 years maybe? Lots of big bones to gnaw?
Posted by: Ciampino - Do dogs have teeth problems in their short lives? at April 27, 2024 04:27 PM


Had multiple quotes for Ol Joe and his teeth. Had it done once. $600. About $675 now.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 04:31 PM (W/lyH)

44 Diogenes, an hour a day means he's suffering the other 23. Helping them go is loving them by not letting them suffer.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 04:34 PM (LfcYE)

45 Afternoon, pet people! Beautiful beastoids today. Tutti Fruitti looks like he can handle anything even at his age. He looks much like my late Chekov's brother Bear. And Sangria and Rooney, well, if the computers are warm, that could explain their regular visits. Miss Linda's late Angelique D. Siberian would climb atop the old CRT monitor and sit drowsing there while Linda played on the computer.

My two are well. Stirling the great black cat sleeps with me every night, at least part of it, I guess, and usually when I nap on the weekends. Dagny La Siberienne is still a standoffish little thing. But if you start petting her while she's on a flat surface, a table or a counter, she will roll over so you can pet her belly. It's not a come-on so she can seize and gnaw on your hand; she really does love that form of attention.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 04:42 PM (omVj0)

46 Sangria and Ron]oney are both Maine Coons, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 04:44 PM (omVj0)

47 What was I typing with "RonJoney"? I meant "Rooney."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 04:44 PM (omVj0)

48 Kitten rescue failed last week. The well meaning ladies from the humane society could not locate the nest.

Trying again tomorrow. I bought an infrared camera. It should make finding the nest easier. I am not counting on them using it properly. It wasn't cheap.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 27, 2024 04:46 PM (nOkZB)

49 >>>44 Diogenes, an hour a day means he's suffering the other 23. Helping them go is loving them by not letting them suffer.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 04:34 PM (LfcYE)
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Diogenes, I’m mostly a lurker here so hopefully I’m not stepping out of bounds I had to do this 3 times with different pet companions. It’s painful, but Ben Had is right. I wish you the best and peace.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 27, 2024 04:46 PM (Z8Xq7)

50 Caturday and dogtalk and birdlore. Good as it gets! Thanks, KT.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 04:47 PM (o2ZRX)

51 *That $700 seems a bit steep but I only have cats.*

$2,200 for Dewey when his cancer diagnosis hit. He should have crossed the bridge of rainbows by now but he keeps going.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 27, 2024 04:49 PM (nOkZB)

52 Diogenes, yes, it is hard to decide. Big Chekov D. Siberian was failing in late '21 and into '22 at age 14. No definite diagnosis, either. He'd rally, and I'd think, okay, maybe he's going to claw his way back to a reasonable life; and then he'd slip back into listlessness, farther back than he was before the rally. Two steps forward, three back. I let him go a little longer than I should have, but he was doing a bit better on meds, etc.

At the last I had a vet come out to the house and see to him. Much less stressful for him; he always hated car trips and having strangers poke at him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 04:51 PM (omVj0)

53 We have no idea what the draw is but in the late evening Sangria and Rooney camp out with the computers.

Prolly the 2 mice on the table.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 27, 2024 04:52 PM (ju2Fy)

54 Thanks for the Pet Thread, KT. Great looking group of Moronimals.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 27, 2024 04:53 PM (ju2Fy)

55 Cats are cheaper than gubs. Just sayin’.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 04:53 PM (o2ZRX)

56
My neighbor has informed me that our racoon has returned.

How do you know it's the same one?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 04:55 PM (63Dwl)

57 Admire your perseverance with the ferals, VTK. Good luck.

Posted by: skywch at April 27, 2024 04:57 PM (uqhmb)

58 Our cats love our double-sided fireplace. Glass sealed side has 2 beds next to the stone and when the fires going they're usually there. The open side has a love seat and chair that one will hang out in if it wants some space the other cat.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 27, 2024 05:01 PM (ju2Fy)

59 My 2 pregnant does had been acting very pregnant all week. This morning, I came down about 8 to discover Charlie had given birth to one cute baby. She lost both hers last year and it looks like she might struggle with the nursing thing. Diana, who looked like she was carrying multiple kids went outside the pasture and laid down about 1 when I went inside to eat. I came out about 20 minutes ago to see 2 new kids on the ground and a 3rd in the process of being born. I went inside to get some towels and a box and came out to witness no 4 being born. Moved them inside the goat house and so far they all look healthy and both mama's are being attentive. Pretty cool.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 27, 2024 05:01 PM (rie/O)

60 Wolfus, I remember following closely your Chekov saga in this blog.

Animals can't tell you what's hurting and how bad and it make it difficult in most cases to make a terminal decision like that. With humans? Well if they are still lucid we don't do that but we do pull the plug with a loved one in a terminal coma.
Of course in Canada they encourage people to go even for a headache.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hard decisions at April 27, 2024 05:02 PM (qfLjt)

61 You think so even after vet bills?

Posted by: Ciampino - Pellican at the cafe - The tip is in the bill at April 27, 2024 05:05 PM (qfLjt)

62 61
That was aimed at you Eromero after #55.

Posted by: Ciampino - Pellican at the cafe - The tip is in the bill at April 27, 2024 05:06 PM (qfLjt)

63 Gorgeous pets this week. Every bird should have a pet dog.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 05:10 PM (RIvkX)

64 Ciampino, I would guess your two yellow kittens are identical twins (from the same egg).

Posted by: skywch at April 27, 2024 05:12 PM (uqhmb)

65 59 Moved them inside the goat house and so far they all look healthy and both mama's are being attentive. Pretty cool.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Aww! Baby goats! They are hysterical when they get bouncy. Sounds like at least 1 mama is going to be exhausted.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 05:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

66 "I've decided I'm not going to let him linger. But when do I decide?
Posted by: Diogenes"

I decided that it would be when they couldn't walk for themselves anymore.

The only pet I actually had to make that decision for was my last cat. She could still walk, mostly, but she was so anemic that she was constantly staggering and falling over.
And she wasn't eating and all that.

When I took her in... well. She was gone before the vet finished giving her the full dose of sedative.

Probably wouldn't have lasted a more than a few days more on her own anyway.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2024 05:15 PM (jSwjU)

67 56
My neighbor has informed me that our racoon has returned.

How do you know it's the same one?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 04:55 PM (63Dwl)
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Well it's masked!

Posted by: Ciampino -The Bank Robbers in the comics at April 27, 2024 05:15 PM (qfLjt)

68 Not really pets but I have 3 15/16 year old girls in my house and holy smokes are they loud!

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 05:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

69 68 Not really pets but I have 3 15/16 year old girls in my house and holy smokes are they loud!

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 05:17 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Hopefully no chance of our pred-in-chief, FJB, coming round for a visit!?

Posted by: Ciampino - The hair-perv at April 27, 2024 05:20 PM (qfLjt)

70 Just released and Brand new on Amazon.com is.

"Uncle Brosey's Indonesian Cookbook and favorite recipes"
All proceeds will go to the project to fund uncle Brocey's Remains on new Guinea...... Order Now and before Midnight and get a Free poster of Kuntala in a Bikini..........

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at April 27, 2024 05:22 PM (s+cGt)

71 Hopefully no chance of our pred-in-chief, FJB, coming round for a visit!?
Posted by: Ciampino - The hair-perv

We live in Alabama so he wouldn’t bother. Hahah. I am fine they are here, I felt the same way with my oldest 2 who are adults. When they are at my house, I know exactly what is going on. And I have always really worked to make sure J’s daughter never felt like she was visiting us, this is her house, too, so in that respect, it’s great. But yeah, they are loud!

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

72 Yep, Sangria and Rooney are both pure bred Maine Coons. Sangria is bossy and Rooney has two brain cells.

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 27, 2024 05:24 PM (I5U35)

73 Sounds like at least 1 mama is going to be exhausted.
Posted by: Piper

I may end up bottle feeding all of them. 4 babies makes it tough to schedule milking and I still haven't seen Charlie's baby nursing. A lot of work feeding them 4 times a day and milking mamas, but in the long run, bottle fed babies are gentler and more manageable on the milk stand.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 27, 2024 05:25 PM (rie/O)

74
What to do?
Posted by: Mr Gaga

___________

Bones. Our guys get a new bone weekly. Never have had to do a dental.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 05:25 PM (MoZTd)

75 Diogenes, I'm so sorry for your situation. When our 21 year old cat Maisie was failing, I arranged for a vet to come over and put her to sleep, in her own bed, with us all around. Then, my wife cancelled that because she thought Maisie would pull thru. She didn't, she was gone that evening and all the while in pain.
My wife has never admitted she was wrong about that.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 27, 2024 05:26 PM (MeG8a)

76 https://tinyurl.com/4rrsy8xc
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 05:28 PM (fwDg9)

77 Good thing I got them into the goat shed. Pouring rain with thunder right now. Sitting in a chair watching them. My other goats are nonplussed because they are locked out.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 27, 2024 05:29 PM (rie/O)

78 72 Yep, Sangria and Rooney are both pure bred Maine Coons. Sangria is bossy and Rooney has two brain cells.
Posted by: Lirio100 at April

My Maine Coon had 1.5 brain cells, but he was super sweet.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 05:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

79 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 05:36 PM (T4tVD)

80 Wolfus, I remember following closely your Chekov saga in this blog.

Animals can't tell you what's hurting and how bad and it make it difficult in most cases to make a terminal decision like that. With humans? Well if they are still lucid we don't do that but we do pull the plug with a loved one in a terminal coma.
Of course in Canada they encourage people to go even for a headache.
Posted by: Ciampino - Hard decisions at April 27, 2024


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Yes, the epic tale of the Ailing Codger Cat. It was a long six months for me. It must have been an eternity for him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 05:36 PM (omVj0)

81 Those so called introverts look more like they've been watching a horror movie - maybe Cujo?
Posted by: Ciampino - What's a horror for cats?


A horror movie for cats?

Waterworld?

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 05:41 PM (DgGvY)

82 Mr Trouble is back after a three day stay at the vets. They cleaned his abscesses and neutered him. He had to wear a cone and I didn't figure I could keep him in. I expected grumpiness but he is like a velcro cat, so happy to see me and in need of pets. He's still a bit wonky, but did go outside for awhile before the rain set in.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 05:41 PM (yeEu9)

83 OT We have a launch coming up.
Launch time Saturday, April 27 at 8:34 p.m. EDT
LOTS OF DETAILS AT THE LINK.

https://www.youtube.com/live/mA6znO7TrvQ

Do check the time at the link, I have been known to screw that up.

Posted by: Ciampino - The hair-perv to the Sun at April 27, 2024 05:41 PM (qfLjt)

84 A horror movie for cats?

Waterworld?
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024

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The Dogs of War

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 05:42 PM (omVj0)

85 Cooling off out thar.

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 05:43 PM (T4tVD)

86 Bad Blue -The Hamas backers around the US are getting crazy

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 05:44 PM (fwDg9)

87 Cooling off out thar.
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024


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The sun was bright and sharp earlier, but clouds have come up and reduced the heat. I don't know if we're slated for rain.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 05:44 PM (omVj0)

88 In Africa we had a purebred Angora cat, as white as can be, and he loved water. The kids were small then and at bath time he would walk along the edge of the tub and eventually fall in. Completely nonplussed. Loved it. We have a golden girl now that will get in the shower.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Art Of Cat-Bathing at April 27, 2024 05:46 PM (qfLjt)

89 Willowed: Special mention for Sharon (willow's apprentice) for nipping for a Last! on the last thread, just as it's supposed to be.
From the road, and off the top rope. Traditions upheld.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 05:48 PM (zdLoL)

90 What I tell people is to take videos of your pet with your phone. You can sometimes see the changes better. And I believe in waiting if you aren't sure. Sometimes, you just that extra time to be at peace with the decision.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 05:48 PM (yeEu9)

91 81

A horror movie for cats?

Waterworld?

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 05:41 PM (DgGvY)
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I like that! Good choice.
How about Jaws? Big dinner but 1. water 2. teeth.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Art Of Cat-Bathing - suit of armor at April 27, 2024 05:50 PM (qfLjt)

92 Bottle feeding goats. I like to let them sleep with momma, then separate for the day. You milk before they get together. You still get milk, just have to milk once a day. The kids are happy and get tamed by a daytime feeding when young.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 05:52 PM (yeEu9)

93 Was spritzing all afternoon but looks like clearing now

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 05:52 PM (fwDg9)

94 Penguin in court: his defense counsel: The defense requests reduced bail as my client is not a flight risk.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bird humor at April 27, 2024 05:53 PM (qfLjt)

95 Guess one of the Pets ate the next Thread......

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 06:03 PM (T4tVD)

96 Lucy had kidney issues and thyroid issues and a big lipoma at the base of her tail. Vet said last visit she may have heard a heart murmur.

She's only 10. Makes me so sad.

But. Since we moved upstairs, she eats and drinks more and plays more and chases the laser or the string and attacks invisible goblins.

Do kitties get depressed? I swear she must have been and I did t notice because I was too. Living in the basement is NOT a long term good thing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2024 06:04 PM (bNDov)

97 A horror movie for cats?

Waterworld?
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 05:41 PM (DgGvY)
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I dunno. Are there any horror movies that feature vacuum cleaners?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 06:08 PM (Be/+i)

98 A horror movie for cats?

Waterworld?
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024
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I dunno. Are there any horror movies that feature vacuum cleaners?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024

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The Roomba That Wouldn't Die

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:09 PM (omVj0)

99 PARROTS ... There are lots of YouTube videos featuring colorful and noisy parrots ... One in particular (with incorrect spelling in the title) is almost 4 hours long: Most Amazing Parrots On Earth Colerful Birds & Relaxing Nature Sounds

Posted by: Kathy at April 27, 2024 06:12 PM (p69D5)

100 Horror movie for cats?

A Dog’s Life

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 06:12 PM (MNhXM)

101 Horror movie for cats--Willard

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 06:18 PM (LfcYE)

102 Hiya BenHad !

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 06:19 PM (T4tVD)

103 Our cats would run away from the vacuum cleaner

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 06:21 PM (fwDg9)

104 No. No we are NOT “canoodling”!!

Posted by: That One TV news Reader who was pissed off at April 27, 2024 06:21 PM (K55Yn)

105 There are Coyotes Among Us. Never shown in theaters.


Posted by: Ronster at April 27, 2024 06:22 PM (55m9d)

106 Pet Cemetery

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 06:26 PM (MNhXM)

107 The Neverending Vet Visit

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:29 PM (omVj0)

108 Guess we ain't gettin' a New Thread until we put our toys away....

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 06:33 PM (T4tVD)

109 Our cats would run away from the vacuum cleaner
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024


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Wolf and Chekov certainly did. Wolf early on figured that the last room I'd vacuum was the bathroom, so he'd hole up in there. Chekov never got that, and would hide under furniture and run ahead of the machine as I moved from area to area.

The current cats get up high, atop the couch or on a kitchen counter, and wait until the storm blows over.

The late Marie-Antoinette was never disturbed by the vacuum, not enough to run and hide. Perhaps she figured that since Her Manservant (me) was in charge of it, I would never let it hurt her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:33 PM (omVj0)

110 No Hobby thread this week. Maybe JJ was going to do it . Hope everything’s okay.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 06:35 PM (MNhXM)

111 Big black Stirling just came over, sniffing at the computer and my hand. I know what that means, so I shifted the laptop out of the way, and he curled up in my lap for about ten minutes.

June 11 will be two years since I adopted him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:35 PM (omVj0)

112 Hero movie for cats?
Cat People with Natasha Kinski.
Meow.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 06:35 PM (o2ZRX)

113 My previous cat loved the vacuum. He liked to be vacuumed.

Posted by: Ronster at April 27, 2024 06:36 PM (55m9d)

114 Bottle feeding goats. I like to let them sleep with momma, then separate for the day. You milk before they get together. You still get milk, just have to milk once a day. The kids are happy and get tamed by a daytime feeding when young.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

That's the ideal process. I'm still shooting for that one. I'm all for hands off, but 4 babies will tax mama. One of my girls had triplets last year. It was not a good milking year for her. If I bottle feed, I will milk twice a day which makes my schedule more rigid.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 27, 2024 06:37 PM (rie/O)

115 Hero movie for cats?
Cat People with Natasha Kinski.
Meow.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024


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Or the "Catspaw" episode of Trek, with the giant black cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:38 PM (omVj0)

116 My brother kitteh has a routine. Gets up with me n the morning, goes outside, eats , does his business and then heads to his cat bed and doesn’t get up until sometime between 4:30 and 5:30 to hit me up to bring him outside again. He’s the best kitteh.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 06:39 PM (MNhXM)

117 Lucy doesn't mind the vacuum. She just kind of ignores me and it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2024 06:40 PM (sfObP)

118 Or the "Catspaw" episode of Trek, with the giant black cat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:38 PM (omVj0
I remember that.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 06:40 PM (o2ZRX)

119 Babies are in separate pens. Charlie's baby finally chowed down. Now her and one of the other babies are checking each other out through the slates.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 27, 2024 06:41 PM (rie/O)

120 Or the "Catspaw" episode of Trek, with the giant black cat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:38 PM (omVj0
I remember that.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024


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Spock comments that the cat is "the most ruthless and terrifying of animals." My brother would call Rusty, our placid red tabby, "Old Ruthless and Terrifying."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:44 PM (omVj0)

121 When I was a kid our German Shepherd loved to be vacuumed

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

122 Horror movie for cars: Spay Game

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2024 06:47 PM (OX9vb)

123 Miss Linda should be here shortly. We're going out to grab a bite, and I think I want to stop at a Walmart to pick up some nasal spray. This mild cold is only annoying, but I want to be able to sleep tonight. And any of the usual pill suspects might not play well with my CBD gummy regimen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:47 PM (omVj0)

124 Man, this seems like an appropriate place to comment on how freaking psychopath insane Noem is for bragging about killing a puppy she didn't like.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 27, 2024 06:49 PM (setIA)

125 The pup came down to meet the new additions. Now she's outside laying down with the other 4 goats. She's in her "on guard" mode.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 27, 2024 06:49 PM (rie/O)

126 Hero movie for cats? "Alien." Cat never got touched and never missed a treat.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2024 07:06 PM (CHHv1)

127 There was a website about a farm that did the once a day milking. Same place also raised the neutered males as pets and sold those. Had a lot of info on herbal worming remedies too. If I stumble across the link, I'll post it here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 07:14 PM (yeEu9)

128 Cat never got touched and never missed a treat.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2024 07:06 PM (CHHv1)
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It goes deeper. The cat was in league with the Alien.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 07:15 PM (RIvkX)

129 It's 5:30 somewhere - Drinks
bbl

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 07:18 PM (lCWOD)

130 Alien is perrrfect

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:19 PM (fwDg9)

131 Our Maine Coon got into a battle royal outside with a feral cat we are assuming. He came limping a bit and we found a bunch of fur outside. A cat has been around and we stopped him from going after it a coupla times, but he watches MMA with me and has been spoiling to protect his 5 acres from it. He's recovering nicely. As cats do.That feral cat may have an accident and sleep with the fishes if I see it again.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 27, 2024 07:19 PM (E4Z4G)

132 Late to the comments, but for me I decided that, if at all possible, I will get a vet that will make small animal house calls for euthanasia with the family around to ease what must be unbelievably scary.
I did this after we took our sweet Tucker to be put down after a diagnosis of incurable/inoperable cancer. The vet was efficient and kind and we were there for Tucker, but my takeaway was that being on an unfamiliar stainless steel table must have horrific for him, so never again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 27, 2024 07:20 PM (hOUT3)

133 There is a fluffy orange cat that showed up and has been sneaking food. Same with a black and white one. Then there's a weird black and tan that will run across the yard with the dog barking at it. Could belong to the neighbors.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 07:27 PM (yeEu9)

134 hat feral cat may have an accident and sleep with the fishes if I see it again.
Posted by: Just sayin at April 27, 2024 07:19 PM (E4Z4G)


Keep a close eye on your Maine Coon and get him to the vet soonest if he starts showing any sign of abscess or infection. My cat Buddy got tangled up like that once and we pumped him full of antibiotics just in time.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 27, 2024 07:28 PM (/HDaX)

135 Entirely off topic:

The actor from the cursed live-action show Cowboy Bebop is in another netflix movie called City Hunter.

Someone who watched a few episodes of Cowboy Bebop would find it to be off-beat and high-energy, whereas watching the series gives you profoundly sad vibes. The second project corrected by going with unserious source material.

I have a subscription to audible and this often gets me free books, seeming at random. Today I discovered that The Lord of the Rings was available.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2024 07:29 PM (lhenN)

136 132 Late to the comments, but for me I decided that, if at all possible, I will get a vet that will make small animal house calls for euthanasia with the family around to ease what must be unbelievably scary.
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Give your pet some valium or it's equivalent before the vet.
It's much better. Promise.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 07:29 PM (lCWOD)

137 Give your pet some valium or it's equivalent before the vet.
It's much better. Promise.
Posted by: Braenyard


Good advice, thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 27, 2024 07:49 PM (hOUT3)

138 My cat Buddy got tangled up like that once and we pumped him full of antibiotics just in time.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 27, 2024 07:28 PM (/HDaX)

THANK YOU! i was concerned about that.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 27, 2024 07:53 PM (E4Z4G)

139 Tornado hit suburban Omaha NE. Damage to property, no sure about injuries.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 08:10 PM (yeEu9)

140 How about that retard Kristi Noem killing her dog nuclear gaff? Neocons gopers - i.e. open war mongers and closet trans lovers - are such wonderful comic relief... but no doubt lots of the instapanzies here are heart broken tonight. Must be almost as painful Descantimonious' total fuckup of a campsign... Trump and Vivek will make you feel better. Of course as you and America recover, you'll do everything to undermine them per sop but that's ok. The neocon days are over.

Posted by: IggyPop at April 27, 2024 09:40 PM (P+aOY)

141 132 Late to the comments, but for me I decided that, if at all possible, I will get a vet that will make small animal house calls for euthanasia with the family around to ease what must be unbelievably scary.
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Give your pet some valium or it's equivalent before the vet.
It's much better. Promise.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 07:29

We had to take Bailey on her last visit to the vet on Thurs. She loved to ride in the car and loved going to the vet so it wasn't stressful for her.

At 14 she was done for. She had really been struggling since Thanksgiving. A few bad days and then she'd rebound, a fighter. Now however it was time.

RIP Bales, our smiley dog.

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Posted by: costuming at April 28, 2024 10:41 AM (WzqQZ)

Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, April 27

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More cherry blossoms

I love it when Sharon (Willow's Apprentice) goes on a photo excursion and sends us great images of plants. Perhaps we would pay more attention to the beauty around us if we focused like she does.

How is your weather? We have had a touch of an April Shower, while the cherries are ripening (not the best for the orchardists, but we have gone through so much drought).

Anything going on where you are?

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Edible Gardening/Putting Things By

I sent a picture last fall of my tiny fignomenal fig tree. The little discolored leaf is the last of the leaves that lasted over winter. Maybe three weeks ago it suddenly took off and looks pretty healthy now.

The second is my baby tomato, it's a little leggy because I've just started being able to set it outside in the sun recently. When it's warm enough to plant outside I'll bury it some. It's a GMO purple tomato (has two purple snapdragon genes) from Norfolk Healthy Produce. They passed USDA and FDA regulatory requirements last year and offered seeds for sale. It's an indeterminate cherry tomato. I just checked the website and they've closed sales for this year but plan on selling again in Nov/Dec. Supposedly the two genes are intended to increase the amount of anthocyanins in the fruit. The seeds were pretty expensive so I hope the price will come done then!

Lirio100

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Love that little fig tree!

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The plant is coming right along. Let us know how the tomatoes taste! This is what they look like:

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Art

A Daily Dose of History, April 26

By the time he was in his 40's, John James Audubon was prosperous and world famous. But not before having to overcome lots of adversity.

Born Jean Jacques Audubon in the French colony of Sainte Domingue (now Haiti), he was the illegitimate child of a chambermaid and a French sea captain/plantation-owner. His mother died when he was only a few months old and at age 6 Jean was taken to France, where he was adopted and raised by his father's wife.

Jean's father had hoped the boy would become a naval officer, following in his footsteps, but Jean was a failure at military and naval training. So, to keep him from being conscripted into Napoleon's army, Jean's father acquired forged identity papers for the boy and sent him to America. On the way over Jean adopted the anglicized version of his name: John James Audubon.

In America, after surviving a bout of yellow fever, John met and fell in love with Lucy Bakewell, eventually marrying her.

John was a brilliant and gifted man, but he failed repeatedly in business. By 1819 he was bankrupt and in debtor's prison. Lucy supported the family by working as a teacher.

As we all know now, John's true calling was as an artist and a naturalist. For nearly 15 years he had traveled around America, collecting and painting birds, while trying in vain to establish himself professionally.

Finally, in 1826, when John was 41 years old, his wife encouraged (and paid for) him to go to Europe to try to find a publisher for his collection of drawings. And there he became a sensation. His work was immensely popular, he had audiences with royalty, and his book The Birds of America became a smash hit. He is remembered today as one the greatest naturalists and nature artists in history. . .

The photo is of his drawing "Marsh Wren," which is in the Maier Museum of Art at Randolph College in Lynchburg, Virginia.

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Ah, Nature

Lots of these guys around today. Not very appetizing.

- fd

Google disagreed. Recommended that I respond that they were great!

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Puttering

Flower arranging: Form, color, variety

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Adventure

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Monument Valley, Navajo Tribal Park
M. Gutierrez

Recognize the flower?

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Gardens of The Horde

A couple of weeks ago, we featured a photo of the front yard of a long time lurker in Washington State:

Thanks! That was fun!

You're welcome to stop by and visit if you ever find yourself in Kirkland. The picture I sent was the front yard. I recently added flower beds, patio, trees and pathways on my backyard hill.

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More greatness on the way!

Here's a detail from the photo of the front yard, in case you don't remember:

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Hope everyone has a nice weekend.


If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, the address is:

ktinthegarden at g mail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

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Week in Review

What has changed since last week's thread? Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, April 20


Any thoughts or questions?

I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 01:15 PM




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1 Good afternoon Greenthumbs

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 01:22 PM (fwDg9)

2 One should turn in any new compost material into the pile to keep out scavengers.
Started sifting 2021 compost pile to get out sticks, roots rocks and stuff but realized I should turn over soil in garden to put sifted compost on top.
So turning over soil now. Won't finish in one day but it's a start

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 01:26 PM (fwDg9)

3 Lots of these guys around today. Not very appetizing.
- fd


bluebell the hen and her coop mates would love to take those things off your hands.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:27 PM (llON8)

4 I don’t know why but delivering flowers was one of my most enjoyable part time jobs when I was in college.

Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 01:28 PM (MNhXM)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 01:30 PM (T4tVD)

6 Some interesting (willowable?) composting notes and elephant analysis toward the end of previous thread.

Local scavengers will vary of course, but when I was putting vegetable parts in the compost, my groundhogs were willing to go several feet deep to get to the good stuff. For my 'biome' I had to make the command decision to deprive them of it.

It was a sharp winter that year; they found a home and had two litters. In the spring, I had to replant beans three times. That ended my long honeymoon with the local groundhogs.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 01:32 PM (zdLoL)

7
My spinach is outdoors and very happy. Lettuce and arugula (have you seen the price?) doing just okay. Corn and zucchini in the ground and happy. Hey, it's a little early, but global warming*. Cucumbers will wait another week, maybe two. Same with tomatoes. I planted some cherry tomatoes in a warm location about two weeks ago and they've done nothing. Definitely too soon on them.

(South East Pennsylvania)

* Interesting thing on video I saw recently about temperatures is highs are not as high, and lows are not as low. Our climate is actually becoming more moderate. Which means earlier planting season - for me anyway. I'll chance it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 01:33 PM (RKVpM)

8
We had a handyman come in and do a spring clean-out of our bird-bee-butterfly garden. Removing weeds, cutting back dead branches, laying down mulch, doing some trimming. $500 well spent.

He also planted four new trees we purchased. Two peach and two crape myrtles. Things look lovely again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 01:34 PM (MoZTd)

9 Oregano is going gang busters, chives are started and already used them twice

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 01:35 PM (fwDg9)

10
I don’t know why but delivering flowers was one of my most enjoyable part time jobs when I was in college.
Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 01:28 PM (MNhXM)

____________

Beats being a process server.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 01:35 PM (MoZTd)

11 How is your weather?

Well now. It's snowing here on my mountain. I was gonna get out this weekend to get some seeds in....
At least a foot now, and still piling up. Yay.
On the plus side, it'll hold fires back.
At least for a month or two....🤔

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 27, 2024 01:36 PM (4luFu)

12 Thanks KT.

The palo verde trees are starting to turn yellow, the stink weed is now more of a brownish yellow rather than a vivid yellow, the desert cacti are really starting to put on a show (saguaros are starting to bloom), the iron wood trees are starting to turn either purple or white, and our desert willow is blooming.

A very pretty time in the desert.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 01:38 PM (70LVe)

13 Apparently, bees do *not* like that new hive smell, as they rejected my offering and flew off to somewhere else.

However, they did leave behind some honeycomb stubs and I guess bee poop and/or pollen on the tree they had clumped on to, and maybe I will remember to send pictures.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:44 PM (llON8)

14 Skip, you were burning charcoal, are you putting any into the garden as bio-char?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 01:44 PM (D7oie)

15
I see a groundhog, he gets a BB shot to the backside. I've had them strip a tomato plant of every tomato, take one bite, then toss it to the ground until they're all gone.

Nasty little beasts. That's not even the half of it. After the mother bears a child and nurtures it to a certain level, she helps it to dig its own burrow off in the distance, then abandons it, never to see it again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 01:44 PM (RKVpM)

16 Howdy, green-thumbed Morons!

Hordesourcing here: I grow veggies in raised beds. This means I need soil to fill the beds.

Do y'all know if a cost-effective way to do this? I've been using bags of spaghnum peat-based stuff (Sunshine mix, Miracle Gro mix) that has become hard to find, expensive, and/or low quality.

I use all the compost and yard clippings I produce. Also, it seems like the entire yard loses soil in spite of the fact that rain runoff is basically clear. I think the moles are stealing my dirt.

Anyway, I need more soil, especially light, moisture-retaining yet well-draining stuff for my veggie beds. What option have I missed?

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 01:45 PM (Sf2cq)

17 Aubudon has always been one of my favorites. Thanks, KT

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 01:46 PM (o2ZRX)

18 I bought one of those figs, also have a Chicago Hardy fig to plant in the ground. And berry bushes. What I don't have is motivation. I bought a Mantis to help with this but need to finish putting it together. I also need to cut the grasd, which will mean putting oil and gas in it for the first time. I wanted to do some of this last weekend, as I took two extra days off. Colder than normal with 25mph winds. I'll try and finish the Mantis today.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 01:48 PM (yeEu9)

19 >>> 16 Howdy, green-thumbed Morons!

Hordesourcing here: I grow veggies in raised beds. This means I need soil to fill the beds.

Do y'all know if a cost-effective way to do this? I've been using bags of spaghnum peat-based stuff (Sunshine mix, Miracle Gro mix) that has become hard to find, expensive, and/or low quality.

I use all the compost and yard clippings I produce. Also, it seems like the entire yard loses soil in spite of the fact that rain runoff is basically clear. I think the moles are stealing my dirt.

Anyway, I need more soil, especially light, moisture-retaining yet well-draining stuff for my veggie beds. What option have I missed?
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 01:45 PM (Sf2cq)

I've seen a couple suggestions for hugelkulture (sp???) which is basically using tree branches as filler to be covered by finer soil and mulch. I may try this in a little section of my property that stays damp.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:48 PM (llON8)

20 4 I don’t know why but delivering flowers was one of my most enjoyable part time jobs when I was in college.
Posted by: polynikes at April 27, 2024 01:28 PM (MNhXM)
‘This one time, in the hothouse….’

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 01:49 PM (o2ZRX)

21 Here in CenTex we are getting all the rain we didn't get last year, and are very grateful.

Driving on the highways, the wildflowers are beautiful and bountiful. Haven't seen them this pretty in years.
Everything that went dormant during the drought has sprouted, it seems.

Everything in the garden is mostly thriving- I keep reminding myself it's only the end of April.
Doing three types of tomatoes, some cowpeas and eggplant.
Everything else is herbs, or flowers for the pollinators.



Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 27, 2024 01:50 PM (IZjwR)

22 Thought winter was over here in the mountains with 70 degree weather all last week. Woke up to 2 inches of snow. Gees.

A amended the soil in our garden but planting will wait.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 27, 2024 01:52 PM (E4Z4G)

23
Anyway, I need more soil, especially light, moisture-retaining yet well-draining stuff for my veggie beds. What option have I missed?

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 01:45 PM


Not cheap, but I bought a bag of Miracle Grow raised bed soil recently. The picture on the bag of a single tomato plant with 1000 tomatoes may have been the source of my impulse buy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 01:54 PM (RKVpM)

24 I've seen a couple suggestions for hugelkulture (sp???) which is basically using tree branches as filler to be covered by finer soil and mulch. I may try this in a little section of my property that stays damp.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:48 PM (llON

Wife is at a gardening class now. Bugs and Weeds. Lol. She sent a text. "3 words hay bale gardening". Oy.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 27, 2024 01:54 PM (E4Z4G)

25 I have two 8x4 raised beds that I set up as demi-Hugelkultur when we moved in, and had the trees trimmed. Just medium sized branches and twigs in the bottom, covered with leaves and dirt.

It worked well, and I usually re-do one bed a year with the blow-down from the trees, and miscellaneous woody stems (Pro tip- no sunflowers!). It's excellent for aeration.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 27, 2024 01:57 PM (IZjwR)

26 Tilled the peat moss into the garden on Tuesday. The potatoes went in on Thursday; some variety of yellow and red (they're my wife's so I've no idea of the variety.) We'll probably put in the tomatoes, peppers, squash, etc. in the next two weeks.

It's not totally unheard of to have frost in early May around here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 01:58 PM (Q4IgG)

27 Not cheap, but I bought a bag of Miracle Grow raised bed soil recently. The picture on the bag of a single tomato plant with 1000 tomatoes may have been the source of my impulse buy.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 01:54 PM (RKVpM)


Has their quality recovered? It used to be pretty good stuff. That's what I switched to when I could no longer find Sunshine. But ever since about 2021, Miracle Gro devolved into a bunch of wood chips and something that smelled like sewage, colored with charcoal to make it look rich and reduce the stench. It's been really bad stuff for at least two seasons.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 02:00 PM (Sf2cq)

28 Thread back compost was a topic. Keyhole garden; you don't have to bend over, the compost in the center keeps everything fertilized.
There are some that are terraced, tri level.

https://insteading.com/blog/keyhole-garden/

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 02:01 PM (lCWOD)

29 >>>We had a handyman come in and do a spring clean-out of our bird-bee-butterfly garden.

>Be wary of those handymen. The last handyman I knew was 66 year old Chuck, and he went from job to job, commando, in his bibbed overalls with his old-man balls hanging in plain sight.

He also liked boys and small men.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 02:04 PM (pDQ/8)

30
I bought some huge 30 gallon paper lawn waste bags at Amazon to store leaves from last fall. When leaves break down they make some truly excellent soil - as a local farmer told me who offered to take my entire towns supply of leaf waste off their hands and plow it under. At $1.77 each for probably 15 gallons of soil, it seems to make $ense.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009O7P61S

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 02:06 PM (RKVpM)

31 The Monument Valley flower looks like a species of Phacelia. In a week or two there should be a different species, the very blue P. campanularia, in bloom in my yard

Posted by: Don at April 27, 2024 02:08 PM (e4XTG)

32 I got my potatoes in last week, and I am already getting tiny leaves in a few spots. The potatoes were really leggy though. This year I am planting in a block and I may not mound up over them.
I also got the first of my corn in, and today I planted cabbages.
In my overwintered bed, the green onions and the garlic I planted last fall are coming in strong.
I did the garlic bed because I got given a bag of sprouting garlic last fall and I figured I just needed somewhere to plant it. I also used the bed to dump a lot of my maple leaves for mulch. It does seem to work, and hopefully it didn't delay the garlic sprouting much

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 02:10 PM (D7oie)

33
Has their quality recovered? It used to be pretty good stuff. That's what I switched to when I could no longer find Sunshine. But ever since about 2021, Miracle Gro devolved into a bunch of wood chips and something that smelled like sewage, colored with charcoal to make it look rich and reduce the stench. It's been really bad stuff for at least two seasons.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 02:00 PM


No discernible stench, but it seems to me as if it could be decayed to a much much higher level. I tried growing some seeds in it and nothing sprouted. But my corn and zucchini seem to like it, mixed with my natural heavy clay soil.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 02:11 PM (RKVpM)

34 I am trying to root some Korean black grapes, I keep getting cuttings from a friend of my wife, and it seems like I am succeeding. One pot has wonderful starts in it, but the one I planted in the arbor with the other grape vines this spring is not doing well at all.
I am thinking there is some pest eating the buds.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 02:16 PM (D7oie)

35 No discernible stench, but it seems to me as if it could be decayed to a much much higher level. I tried growing some seeds in it and nothing sprouted. But my corn and zucchini seem to like it, mixed with my natural heavy clay soil.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 02:11 PM (RKVpM)


Thank you for the report.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 02:18 PM (Sf2cq)

36 No, I only been using my charcoal to cook with, I know one can put charcoal or at least the wood ashes in compost but never have

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 02:18 PM (fwDg9)

37 My puttering today is mowing the dog
I am in dire need of new clippers - the blade on this one is being held on with a rubber band
I have my eye on.a new one - hoping for a Mother's day sale

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 02:19 PM (n/1xr)

38 She sent a text. "3 words hay bale gardening". Oy.
Posted by: Just sayin

Horde mind.
I was going to suggest checking out hay-bale gardening.
It seemed to add a bunch of bulk and broke down to nice mulch.

I like finding someone that makes wood chips (tree service) and checking out what they do with the chips. Some are fine and some are coarse. I used 2 tons of the fine, mulched, to fille 4x2x8 foot planters, that was work.
The vegetables loved those raised beds.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 02:25 PM (70LVe)

39 I used 2 tons of the fine, mulched, to fille 4x2x8 foot planters, that was work.
The vegetables loved those raised beds.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 02:25 PM (70LVe)


The main type of tree in our area is black walnut. Juglone is a gardening challenge.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 02:29 PM (Sf2cq)

40 I planted my surplus tomato seedlings in my community garden plot. Yeah, it's too early, but I've got backups. I can cloche those suckers if we are due for frost. But for now, rain and temps in the 70's.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 27, 2024 02:33 PM (FkUwd)

41
Thank you for the report.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 02:18 PM


You're welcome. To me, if you wait and bought at the end of the growing season, with a discount, then used next year, they would be fine.

But as is, not quite ready for prime time. Close, but no cigar. When it comes to soil I ask myself, 'Would I find worms in this soil?'

If yes, great! If not, gotta work on it some. You would not find worms in that raised bed soil as it is now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 02:36 PM (RKVpM)

42 Juglone is a gardening challenge.
Posted by: Emmie

That is unfortunate. I think I've seen a black walnut tree. Once.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 02:37 PM (70LVe)

43 We had strong winds here at the wind swept outpost, as we usually do every afternoon, but this was all day for the last 2 days. Got a bunch of debris to pick up. The wind was strong enough to topple a concrete bird bath that I had thought was secured.
On the bright side, everything is starting to bloom!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 27, 2024 02:39 PM (MeG8a)

44 Those cicadas are everywhere. It's a bumper crop. There's a unusual whrrrrr coming from the woods. Not really loud, but I can see how it could be confused with space aliens.

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2024 02:42 PM (vFG9F)

45 Rain/snow mix all night. Still snowing. Over an inch of moisture so far. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Ronster at April 27, 2024 02:48 PM (55m9d)

46 We are finally past nighttime freezes so I've put the elephant ears back out on the deck. Irises are blooming along with many of the dogwoods. Apparently, there are dozens of types of dogwoods - this I did not know as my previous local only seemed to support one.

My clematis is over 7 ft tall already and throwing blossoms. It's just beautiful. The elderly (and invalid) neighbors had their lawn mowed yesterday for the first time this year. Now they really should bring in a baler.

I would have gladly mown it for them but a man's pride is a fragile thing some times. Oh well.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 02:55 PM (WXNFJ)

47 take one bite, then toss it to the ground until they're all gone.

I have a lot of English walnut trees, and a few peaches. We learned years ago that the squirrels were going to get all the walnuts. They work the area in a gang. It's the peaches that make me irked. Squirrels think the young peach looks like a walnut with the outer husk still on, so they pick it, take a bite, realize it's only a peach, and throw it down. Over and over.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 02:55 PM (zdLoL)

48 I have lots of Black Walnut trees on the property. Pretty much a PITA to deal with. Messy trees.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 03:00 PM (Q4IgG)

49 I wasn't planning to try any veggies this year, just a few herbs. But at a local hardware store, the kind that sells all sorts of really useful stuff, they had some fantastic looking summer squash, cherry tomato and cuke plants as seedlings. This week I'm going to try revitalizing our grow boxes which are sitting on a table. (The ground is too far away for the moment.) The temptation to try our own veggies is just too strong. Probably throw in some leaf lettuce.

Posted by: JTB at April 27, 2024 03:03 PM (zudum)

50 Soil acid testing is important. Typically, leaves and grass breaking down will be somewhat acid, so adding wood and charcoal ash is great -- but you should do test mixes. About five years ago, we had several big maples and a couple of smaller evergreens cut down, and I got a discount for letting the sawyer leave the chips mixed with soil. I filled in a couple of holes, and mixed the rest with the leaf material working in the pile. For some reason those wood chips were highly caustic, and it took a couple of seasons of mixing it down to make it safe to work into the garden. Could have been the bark? Some caution is called for.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 03:05 PM (zdLoL)

51 Have 3/4 of garden turned over, been lighty spritzing

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 03:07 PM (fwDg9)

52 Thanks for the info about Audubon. Although I have books with his paintings I didn't know his background. Interesting.

Posted by: JTB at April 27, 2024 03:07 PM (zudum)

53 If you're ever in Monument Valley take a quick side trip to see Mexican hat rock.

https://tinyurl.com/49waaeuz


Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2024 03:13 PM (aFNOf)

54 John Audubon home can be visited, actually saw it with my aunt when I was in high school. They had lots of original drawings if I remember correctly from nearly 50 years ago
Obviously its in Audubon Pa. For a year and half lived up against the grounds.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 03:16 PM (fwDg9)

55 If you're ever in Monument Valley take a quick side trip to see Mexican hat rock.

https://tinyurl.com/49waaeuz
Posted by: Maj. Healey

And if you're ever in Mexican Hat UT go have a steak at the steak house.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 03:17 PM (70LVe)

56 The Monument Valley picture was obviously taken by an acolyte of the Ansel Adams f/64 school. Very bright sun and use a tiny aperture to get everything from the dirt granules all the way to the monolith in sharp focus.
The cell tower in the disguise of a saguaro looks like it'll work, at least better than than thing that looks like a giant artificial Christmas tree from the '50s setting on the south side of I80 east of Sacramento.
My wife grew the black tomatoes the first year they came out (from either Oregon State or Washinton State). They tasted pretty much like a tomato except the skin was tough. I think they were supposed to be higher in some vitamins, but she never grew them again, because they were small and the yield per plant was low.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 27, 2024 03:20 PM (HbfV9)

57 And if you're ever in Mexican Hat UT go have a steak at the steak house.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron [/i

I'm unfamiliar with the steak house. Our next trip down I'll keep an eye out for it. We always stay at Devil's Canyon campground in Monticello, UT on 191(the most gawd awful road in America) on our way to northern AZ.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2024 03:24 PM (aFNOf)

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2024 03:26 PM (aFNOf)

59 The Navaho area pic is some variety of phacelia.

Last we tried, Miracle Gro was pretty wretched stuff. We use a mixture of our homemade compost and commercial sourced from a local nursery - which is itself not as good as when it was apparently decayed sawdust from defunct mills. Speaking of which, I'm off to fetch a yard of same, for tomato pot filling/lawn patching/improving tree planting soil...

Posted by: Pat*'s Hubbie at April 27, 2024 03:37 PM (ffcdl)

60 Don at April 27, 2024 02:08 PM

I love P. campanularia.

A fuzzy-flowered phacelia is native here. Sometimes planted for the bees.

Posted by: KT at April 27, 2024 03:59 PM (rrtZS)

61 Are talking about the restaurant at the Mexican Hat Lodge, or the one at the Hat Rock Inn?
US191 is not bad through Utah, except for the last 5 or so miles before the AZ border, probably to get you used to how bad the AZ section is. And if you think that's bad, take the shortcut to Holbrook of Indian 15 from Burnside to AZ 77. Since you said northern AZ, I assume your not referring to the stretch which used to be US666, which is terrible in a car, but a hell of a kick on a motorcycle.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 27, 2024 04:10 PM (ujBrk)

62 Lurker's winding pathway is an incredible amount of work. We've got a path to the front door that's tricky enough, what with drainage and all.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 27, 2024 04:32 PM (w6EFb)

63 Tripadvisor says the Swinging Steak House is no longer worth the effort or money.

Sorry.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 04:34 PM (70LVe)

64 I am away for the weekend so just saw this. I love getting to share with all of you. It is nice to get away from all the turmoil in the world and just stop and smell the roses.
❤️

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 27, 2024 05:31 PM (n/3Pf)

65 From Boise area: Lows 37-50 F, highs 63-72. Husband has been working on irrigation startup, then aerating the lawns.

In the outside garden: re-planted part of orange carrot row. Ditto lettuce (zero sprouts from 1st batch). Added 2 more spinach seeds and more radish seeds. Planted 20 green beans in a raised bed. Added more potatoes to potato bags. Planted out 2 of the 4 broccolini starts. Took 2 strawberry plants I had captured in trays under the lilacs, and put them in their new bed (3rd tray left under the lilacs - it's a backup, if one of the others fails).

In the mini-greenhouse: Took indoor starts away from their grow-light and out to the greenhouse. Took heating pad off starts already in greenhouse. We're trying to open the door flaps every day to keep hardening off the tomatoes, etc.

Bearded iris is budding, under the flowering redbud, next to the flowering white dogwood. Lilies of the valley are budding. Lilacs are blooming - sparsely, this year.

We spent this afternoon planting a new 'Autumn Blaze' maple we bought yesterday. We moved some of the removed sod to dead spots. Husband went out to get compost earlier, so we could do this project.

Posted by: Pat* at April 27, 2024 10:03 PM (ffcdl)

May the power be with you

fall colors kayak r.jpg

This fall foliage is in Utah
But PG&E in California plans to bury electrical cable
in similar landscapes

The Grid

Electricity and Petroleum are big issues right now, with politicians being sensitized to ecological issues. Gasoline prices are especially high in California. But the state seems to have a special ongoing problem with their electrical grid. Is your state having any problems like this?

Here's the Real Reason PG&E Rates Are Skyrocketing in California

California now holds the ignominious prize for the highest electricity rates in the nation, except Hawaii. How did we get into this predicament?

Because the California Public Utilities Commission -- the five-member agency appointed by Governor Gavin Newsom that regulates the prices, service and reliability of private energy utilities -- has failed to do its job.

There are other government entities that hand out cookies to energy companies without a care for who pays the bill. But the buck stops at the Public Utilities Commission to protect utility customers.

When a private utility like PG&E decides it needs to build new infrastructure -- say, to protect against wildfires -- it's the commission that determines if the infrastructure is necessary, if the utility's proposed costs for that infrastructure are fair, and if better and cheaper alternatives exist.

The commission enjoys limited scrutiny by the courts. Decisions made by other state agencies can be appealed to Superior Court. But only an appellate court can hear commission appeals, and taking that case is discretionary. This limited judicial review means that the Public Utilities Commission essentially answers to the governor alone.

As a former commission president, I know what keeping energy prices down requires . . .

Guess who wrote that?

Give up?

Loretta Lynch.

Anyway, that was originally published on April 20.

Big rate increases were passed for PG&E customers, not only for electricity, but also for advertisements so PG&E could tell customers what a great thing it was that they were being charged for PG&E burying electrical cables.

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Big increases for SOME PG&E Customers, that is:

April 19:

California Power Companies Proposing Income-Based Rates for Electric Bills

I recently noted that Los Angeles passed a "Mansion Tax" that had the elites in the area scrambling to sell their properties and contributing to the mass of "Left-ugees" now fleeing California.

The number of left-ugees will likely explode, fueled by the latest scheme now being proposed. Since California's energy rates are skyrocketing, power companies propose income-based pricing in response to an Assembly bill.

If you live in California, your electricity bill could soon be affected by how much money you earn, and your bill will start to look different by 2025.

California's three largest power companies - Southern California Edison, Pacific Gas & Electric, and San Diego Gas & Electric - submitted a joint proposal to the Public Utilities Commission outlining a fixed rate restructuring that would be based on one's income.

Here are the numbers being put forth for consideration:

Put simply, the more you earn the more you pay for recurring charges (not related to energy usage) . . .

Anyway, on to April 26:

Who killed California utility bill legislation?

A bill to rein in a proposed monthly fee on California electric bills has been quietly shelved in the Assembly without receiving a single vote.

Assembly Bill 1999, written by Assemblymember Jacqui Irwin, was a response to the California Public Utilities Commission's proposal on fixed charges. The version to be voted on next month would let California's largest for-profit utility companies charge customers $24 per month -- with fees as low as $6 for lower-income customers -- as a kind of membership fee for the power grid.

In exchange, power providers would be required to lower the rate that customers pay for every unit of electricity consumed. Customers who draw relatively little from the grid -- including those with solar panels -- would likely face higher overall bills. Customers who buy more electricity from the utilities are more likely to see their bills decline.

Irwin's legislative rejoinder would have capped the set fees at $10 per month -- and just $5 for lower income customers.

But that effort appears to be on ice, though Rivas' office says that while the bill will not move forward in its current form, talks with Irwin on possible amendments are ongoing.

Bills that cost the state money, like AB 1999, have until today to make it out of their first policy committees. . .

See the political details at the link.

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The income-based legislative wranglings above may have something to do with one solar company's sales people claiming that they are not a solar company, but rather an alternative power provider to PG&E offering lower rates, merely using your home as a place to put one of their little power plants and your wall as a place for one of their battery arrays. This is a desperate sales line which still requires the salesperson to get the mark's recent bills to see if they "qualify" as a location for that placement of a power plant on their roof.

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This is related to the PG&E rate hikes. Geege Welborn wrote it last October:

CA Having the Darnedest Time With Electricity

The magic juice. It ebbs, it flows, sometimes it just dang shuts off.

Old timers in Southern California - like we were, having lived in Orange County during the golden 80s decade thru early 90s - love to tell the youngsters of today about the times they've never really experienced. Cheap water - our water bill ran about $12 every...TWO MONTHS. There was natural gas for stoves and the furnace (the one night out of a thousand winter night you might need it), and there was electricity...ALWAYS...at 6.5? kwhr. San Onofre, Diablo Canyon, the coal plant in Carlsbad - Southern California Edison had it humming along, and life was good.

The infrastructure hasn't kept up with the state's population needs itself, less mind the grandiose plans, mandates, and deadlines imposed on citizens and utilities alike. They're also hamstrung by regressive progressive policies as far as proper fire control for the semi-arid desert scrub most of them inhabit. Every year CA burns. Every year aging powerlines fall into scrub and brush that was never cleared or control burned off to minimize that very outcome.

And instead of using proper fire suppression techniques?

Every year it's lather, rinse, repeat. The aging lines and poles stay the same, and the power to customers gets turned off "just in case" when the Santa Anas start to blow.

Like now. . .

California really was a Golden State before all of this . . .

They sure financed some fancy, if useless, environmental experiments through the power companies (and by the state) instead of clearing brush.

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Climate Change or Weather?

I missed this last year. But maybe there would have been more fires if California hadn't shut off the electricity when the wind blew.

I wonder what happened to all the firebugs, though?

DRAMATIC - Lowest total burned area in the 21st Century!

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Environmentalists care about environmentalists

Steven Hayward: Environmentalists vs. the Environment

Funny thing has happened on the way to the glorious "energy transition" to a net-zero economy: environmentalists keep getting in the way.

It is well understood that the maniacal drive to install massive wind and solar power projects, not to mention large new battery farms and "carbon-capture" facilities, all require substantial expansion and upgrading of the electricity grid. When Sen. Joe Manchin finally capitulated in 2022 to supporting President Joe Biden's blowout "green energy" subsidy bill (the so-called "Inflation Reduction Act"), it was supposed to be part of a deal in which regulatory and permitting reform would follow, not only to allow for a natural gas pipeline in West Virginia that is dear to Manchin, but other infrastructure projects, especially to enable new green energy supplies.

But the permitting reform legislation never passed Congress. Environmental fundamentalists, including 70 Democratic House members, opposed any permitting reform. The chief achievement of decades of environmental activism is the patchwork of laws at the national and state level, such as the National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA), that have empowered environmentalists to slow and sometimes block development of all kinds. While NEPA and its state-level versions have not stopped all development, they can delay or increase the cost of projects sufficiently that many projects are simply deterred from even being proposed. When one lawsuit fails, environmental lawyers are often ready at the courthouse steps to file a dozen more, and the cycle of delay repeats.

Environmentalists are loath to give up their superpower, even for the supposed "climate change" kryptonite of "green energy." . .

The Sierra Club is irritating to people in California for obstructing their access to undeveloped land for recreation and such. The details here are interesting.

The Sierra Club, for example, has spent six years blocking a proposed transmission line intended to import emission-free hydropower from Canada. The Sierra Club has also opposed proposed solar power projects in California's desert areas. (The silver lining here is that the Sierra Club is in deep financial trouble at the moment, with internal rifts and mass layoffs imminent, according to The New Republic.) The Washington Post editorial page took note of this perverse state of affairs in a recent editorial, "Environmentalism Could Stop the Clean-Energy Transition."

Heh.

There's more. Fun reading.

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Weekend

The Week in Pictures, Steven Hayward

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Music

With bonus Storytime:

He used to get up in the morning and sit at the window to drink his coffee, listen to the birds sing, and balance a sneaker on his head.

"I've got too much pride for somebody who's got so much to be humble about," he once said. "And trying to keep a stinking shoe from falling off the top of my head is a good way to get a little humility to start the day."

But I think he had plenty to be proud of.

Tex Ritter dubbed him "The Storyteller." Johnny Cash called him the best in the business. Kurt Vonnegut said "I'm glad that he writes songs instead of short stories or a lot of us would be out of work." Critics called him a Hillbilly Poet and the Countryfried Philosopher. The rest of us called the same thing his sainted momma called him -- Tom.

Tom T. Hall was to writing songs what George Jones was to singing them: natural, unassuming, peerless. Admittedly, Tom wasn't a great singer, but boy could he spin a yarn. He didn't so much write songs as translate life into lyrics. A Tom T. Hall tune was never an abstract meditation, never untethered and ephemeral. His melodies were concrete, incarnate creatures who first walked around in cracking leather boots upon this tired earth long before they ever crawled into our ears to rest. In a word, his songs were real.

His first hit, "A Week in a Country Jail" was drawn from his own experience of being arrested and held seven days for a speeding ticket while the judge, who had just lost his mother, apparently needed a full week to grieve before handling arraignments. "Harper Valley PTA," the chart-topper he wrote for Jeannie C. Reilly, was about a widow woman from his hometown in Kentucky. "The Ballad of Forty Dollars" was drawn from his time spent working as a gravedigger in his youth. "The Year that Clayton Delaney Died" was indeed biographical with only the names changed. And "Old Dogs, Children, and Watermelon Wine" was a retelling of a conversation he had in a barroom outside the Democratic National Convention. Such examples could be multiplied. . .

More at the link.

And here's That'sHow I Got to Memphis


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Hope you have something nice planned for this weekend.

This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs


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Last week's thread, April 20, Demons in K-12

Comments are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway.


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1 First?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 27, 2024 11:06 AM (ju2Fy)

2 Morning

Posted by: Ciampino - See I can do German too! at April 27, 2024 11:06 AM (qfLjt)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 27, 2024 11:07 AM (ju2Fy)

4 Good morning KT
Way in back yard sifting compost

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 11:10 AM (fwDg9)

5 PG&E knows they didnt start the fires. When they bury enough cable they can't be blamed. Pyro's love fire, it's why they set them. Climate change is just bonus BS.

Posted by: Disgusted at April 27, 2024 11:10 AM (Z8Yh2)

6 Tucker (yeah, I know) posted a speech he did recently, talking about, among other things, how Canadian companies were coming into his little space in nowhere Maine, putting up windmill towers.

He says it's his goal one day, to find out if one of these can be taken out with a... I forget what caliber he said, a hunting round. Describes people who tear up the landscrape to put up shit development are evil.

Or words to that effect.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:11 AM (Mrjew)

7 California has a lot of commissions and Komisars to run them... Soviet style.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 11:12 AM (Q4IgG)

8 Call some place paradise... kiss it goodbye.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:13 AM (Mrjew)

9 The Sierra Club, for example, has spent six years blocking a proposed transmission line intended to import emission-free hydropower from Canada.

And the lawyers were probably paid for doing so.

One of the little secrets of "environmental litigation" is that left-wing judges often award "legal fees" to left-wing environmental organizations when they sue governments or large corporations. These fees can amount to many millions of dollars.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2024 11:14 AM (YAtuc)

10 Here in the backward State of South Carolina, controlled burns are conducted on a regular basis in the State and National forests.

We seldom have raging forest fires like California does.

And back in a former life, the little sleepy town of Gaeta Italy was where we were stationed for about seven years.

And those crazy Italians would set the sides of the mountain on fire even year.

And they didn't have raging forest fires either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2024 11:14 AM (a1415)

11 And that's another thing Tucker touched on. People making all these plans, they boxed themselves in to these parts of the country that TOO MANY PEOPLE.

They seem to think they know what is best for everybody, and they have no freakin' clue what is happening in other parts of the country. They make decisions that affect rural towns and rural land with damn near no human activity on them, because they can't see past their stupid, narrow, hateful, idiotic myopia.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:15 AM (Mrjew)

12 willowed - it is sort of important

Daughter just called me from Guatemala. She is on a medical mission there. Today they are venting homes because all the continual smoke and dust causes respiratory problems for families there.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:22 AM (SfhV1)


A lot of the cooking there is done on "three rocks" or on a raised couple of rows of brick and a gridiron, which is dangerous for kids and women wearing dresses, and is dirty, dusty and toxic for lungs.
In Southern Mexico the development groups are pushing the "Patsari" stoves, which can either use traditional comal-type cooking surfaces or actual stove lids for pots like the old cast iron ranges we used here. They are designed for efficient use of heat and safety for the kids to be around and have chimneys so they are more healthy even when they are burning old 5-gal plastic buckets for fuel, which is not unusual.
You might suggest she look at the PATSARI stove design, and see if they can push that or start some sort of program to get those built.

and let me know, please

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 11:17 AM (D7oie)

13 Paradise?

https://youtu.be/2595abcvh2M

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at April 27, 2024 11:18 AM (dg+HA)

14 It is a quiet assumption among several electricity analysts on the West Coast that things will go on like this until California suffers a catastrophic multi-day blackout, at which point the policies will change.

There are adults in California trying to keep the lights on, and they even convinced Gavin Newsom not to shut down the last nuclear plant in California (much to the fury of the environmentalists), but every year California's electrical system becomes more and more fragile.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2024 11:18 AM (YAtuc)

15 Here in the backward State of South Carolina, controlled burns are conducted on a regular basis in the State and National forests.

We seldom have raging forest fires like California does.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2024 11:14 AM (a1415)

People have known this for decades. Cause and effect are clear as day, but whenever a fire starts to rage out of control, politicians and envirowhackos (BIRM) claim it's Glowball Warmening.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:19 AM (Mrjew)

16 Of course, some of Califnornica's out of control fires are actually STARTED by envirowhackos.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:20 AM (Mrjew)

17 "Of course, some of Califnornica's out of control fires are actually STARTED by envirowhackos."

The clouds of smoke help to shield the remaining forest from the drying effects of the sun's rays.

:Shit some dumb-ass said.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2024 11:21 AM (a1415)

18 It is a quiet assumption among several electricity analysts on the West Coast that things will go on like this until California suffers a catastrophic multi-day blackout, at which point the policies will change.

There are adults in California trying to keep the lights on, and they even convinced Gavin Newsom not to shut down the last nuclear plant in California (much to the fury of the environmentalists), but every year California's electrical system becomes more and more fragile.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2024 11:18 AM (YAtuc)

What happens when all the envirowhackos leave Californica?

Granted, Bill Gates and crew have a solution, but short of that, where do these people go when Californica is literally unlivable?

We don't seem to be capable of building walls, so...

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:22 AM (Mrjew)

19 There's literally a commission in CA for everything. Sometimes more than one.

Partial list of CA commissions:

Board of Equalization
California Alternative Energy and Advanced Transportation Financing Authority
California Coastal Commission (even number years)
California Debt and Investment Advisory Commission
California Debt Limit Allocation Committee
California Educational Facilities Authority
California Health Facilities Financing Authority
California Hope, Opportunity, Perseverance, and Empowerment (HOPE) for Children Trust Account Act Board
California Ocean Protection Council (even number years)
California Pollution Control Financing Authority
California Public Employees' Retirement System (CalPERS)
California State Teachers' Retirement System (CalSTRS)
California Tax Credit Allocation Committee
California Transportation Financing Authority
California Victim Compensation Board
Citizens Financial Accountability Oversight Committee (CFAOC)
Commission on State Mandates
Franchise Tax Board
State Lands Commission
State Public Works Board

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 11:22 AM (Q4IgG)

20 "the more you earn the more you pay for recurring charges "

Be happy you are allowed to keep anything, comrade.

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2024 11:23 AM (vFG9F)

21 I was raised in Cal. Fire prevention is started young.

People burn shit in new locale. I'm nervous I'm going burn down the neighborhood. Fucking programming.

Posted by: Disgusted at April 27, 2024 11:23 AM (Z8Yh2)

22 Knock Knock
Lorretta Lynch: Whos There?

Posted by: George Carlins Pencil at April 27, 2024 11:23 AM (OO9OI)

23 Burying high-capacity power lines may not be the pan-of-see-'ya you'd take it to be. There's a right and a wrong way to do it, and you get a good idea of where the wrong way will be employed.

Yeah, they're pretty wind resistant, but earthquakes and floods and unplanned excavation can be a real bear -- not to mention, real bears. And a short or break creates an instant and often invisible killing zone, along with about the same fire hazard as a downed line. Oh well.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 11:24 AM (zdLoL)

24 People have known this for decades. Cause and effect are clear as day, but whenever a fire starts to rage out of control, politicians and envirowhackos (BIRM) claim it's Glowball Warmening.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:19 AM (Mrjew)


Commercial cutting also clears out the forest, as does pre-commercial thinning in reducing fire dangers. The important thing is to reduce crown density which lets understory plants grow for critters and cycling of nutrients, reduces the density of fuel in the crowns if the fire gets into the canopy, and really reduces the intensity of the fires.
If the understory burns regularly to clear itself out, then the fires are less intense. In the west, douglas fir, lodgepole, redwood and sequoia are all adapted to regular fires, and some species actually require fire to open up the cones for reseeding.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 11:24 AM (D7oie)

25 Here in the backward State of South Carolina, controlled burns are conducted on a regular basis in the State and National forests.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2024 11:14 AM (a1415)
----------------
Gaia is currently consulting with its lawyers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 11:24 AM (w4yCw)

26 Put simply, the more you earn the more you pay for recurring charges (not related to energy usage) . . .

There it is. They want your information worse than Google does.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2024 11:25 AM (CsUN+)

27 but every year California's electrical system becomes more and more fragile.

The amusing thing is that California already has among the lowest per-capita CO2 emissions in the country, given the climate of coastal California, the availability of a considerable amount of hydroelectricity, and the fact that California has driven its heavy industry out of state.

No matter - it is a religion.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2024 11:25 AM (YAtuc)

28 There's literally a commission in CA for everything. Sometimes more than one.

And most of them pay their commissioners a six-figure salary.

It's an enormous source of graft.

Kamala Harris got put on a couple of these commissions in exchange for servicing Willie Brown.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2024 11:28 AM (YAtuc)

29 "Gaia is currently consulting with its lawyers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood"

There is some outfit, Earth Justice, or some crap like that, that is running radio commercials with the tagline "Because Earth Needs a Good Lawyer".

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2024 11:29 AM (vFG9F)

30 Old Dogs And Children, And Watermelon Wine .

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 11:31 AM (o2ZRX)

31 There is some outfit, Earth Justice, or some crap like that, that is running radio commercials with the tagline "Because Earth Needs a Good Lawyer".

Formerly the Sierra Club Legal Defense Fund.

They are the leading practitioners of getting rich by suing, and then having left-wing judges award them millions of dollars in "legal fees".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2024 11:34 AM (YAtuc)

32 I lived in CA for 12 years. I had professional dealings with the CCC (CA Costal Commission). What a bunch of pompous assholes. And the outfit I was working for at the time was basically a marine research lab bent on "saving the whales."

The researchers and the CCC would argue over the smallest details of ocean conservation.

Fucktards of the highest order.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 11:37 AM (Q4IgG)

33 And most of them pay their commissioners a six-figure salary.

It's an enormous source of graft.


The point of the Soviet American government is to enrich the people in it.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2024 11:37 AM (ibTVg)

34

We should use clean solar power to recharge lithium batteries installed in gay whales to save Mother Earth

Posted by: Karen A. McFuckstick at April 27, 2024 11:37 AM (AKyQE)

35 Heh. I’m writing this as I’m charging my EV at a public charging station. Luckily not in California though. 😀

Posted by: Montec at April 27, 2024 11:37 AM (s8zPN)

36 Yeah they aren't burning or managing the forests in the PNW either.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 11:40 AM (yeEu9)

37 And I watched some Oliver Anthony on You Tube. Saw him on the Grand Ol Opry, where he got a standing ovation. Rich Men from Richmond may have fallen off the radar but there are a bunch of folks that know the words by heart and live that life.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 11:42 AM (yeEu9)

38 We should use clean solar power to recharge lithium batteries installed in gay whales to save Mother Earth


Ummmmm, did you just assume earth's gender?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2024 11:42 AM (CsUN+)

39 PG&E in California plans to bury electrical cable
in similar landscapes


I guess it's better than the GOP trying to bury their peckers in our anus.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2024 11:43 AM (aFNOf)

40 I think the rich men are NORTH of Richmond...

Posted by: But what do I know at April 27, 2024 11:44 AM (dg+HA)

41 Listening to the PDB podcast, with Tulsi Gabbard. He's asking her about comments she made about Trump, and is giving her a chance to explain and/or repudiate her prior statements.

Doesn't look like she's going to take it. She's going to slip away from it, and I think that's a BIG mistake.

If Trump selects her, it will be a big mistake.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:45 AM (NhfdV)

42 PBD

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:45 AM (NhfdV)

43 If any state exemplifies a SCOAMF, it's Kalifornia under DemoKrat rule.
Insufficient Electrical Infrastructure ✅
Insufficeint Water Infrastucture and Resources ✅
F'd up Roadways ✅
No Election Integrity ✅
High-Speed Rail Boondoggle(s) ✅
Homelessness ✅
General Lack of Accountability ✅

Yup, all CFs here in the Golden Golden Showers State.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:47 AM (ynpvh)

44 Yup, all CFs here in the Golden Golden Showers State.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:47 AM (ynpvh)

But green checkmarks are in abundance.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:49 AM (NhfdV)

45 You know after you fire a couple poor providers, it gets easier.

Trump picks Tulsi, he's fired. I'd like to think he is smarter than that.

Posted by: Disgusted at April 27, 2024 11:50 AM (Z8Yh2)

46 44 Yup, all CFs here in the Golden Golden Showers State.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:47 AM (ynpvh)

But green checkmarks are in abundance.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:49 AM (NhfdV)

Well, yes, because they're GREEN.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:50 AM (ynpvh)

47 It can be lunch time

Oh wait, it's Saturday so lunch is whenever I want it

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 11:52 AM (fwDg9)

48 Trump picks Tulsi, he's fired. I'd like to think he is smarter than that.
Posted by: Disgusted at April 27, 2024 11:50 AM (Z8Yh2)

I'm close to dropping him, not over Tulsi, but his kissing up to the foreign aid bill.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:54 AM (NhfdV)

49

Mother Gaia is Of the Body!

Posted by: Tranni Tilapiatwat at April 27, 2024 11:56 AM (AKyQE)

50 >>> Yup, all CFs here in the Golden Golden Showers State.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2024 11:47 AM (ynpvh)


And the worse all those things get the more fanatically supportive their voter base is, and more intrenched their grip on power.

Democracy, above the family level, just doesn't work. I can't be convinced it does.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2024 11:57 AM (Y6IkP)

51 "I'm close to dropping him, not over Tulsi, but his kissing up to the foreign aid bill."

Well just get it over with and drop him now because he's gonna be the devil come Nov.

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2024 11:57 AM (QB+5g)

52 Well just get it over with and drop him now because he's gonna be the devil come Nov.
Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2024 11:57 AM (QB+5g)

Honestly, I don't think Trump is capable of doing anything significant, if he gets elected, but him getting elected can be significant, but not if he's just going to go along with everything they're already doing.

If Bill Barr is endorsing you, you're doing something wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:00 PM (NhfdV)

53 I used to work for PG&E.

In the mid 2000’s they were buying solar for $0.5/kwh. Basically what we are paying now in the public. But they kept rates lower because at the time is a was a small percentage. And they also cut back on maintenance.

Recently, they have been on a battery buying spree. Every year I would ask upper management why we don’t build more pump storage instead of batteries. But the answer is simple. A pump storage facility is a pain to build because of the environmentalists, even if it will last for a century.

Batteries? Everyone loves them! Best of all, they cost a fortune, need to replaced every ten years, and as a capital expense pay PG&E 10% of the cost in profit. What’s not to like?

Yes, the CPUC is made up of democrat apparatchiks whose goal is to make democrats rich.

Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at April 27, 2024 12:01 PM (V8yYW)

54 Maybe Tulsi is gunning for VP, I hope Trump doesn't look at her.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 12:07 PM (fwDg9)

55 "I'm close to dropping him ...

dropping him from what?
either you check his name nov 5 or you don't.
teeter-tottering for the next 7 months bothers you, not him.

Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2024 12:08 PM (F3Dlr)

56 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 12:08 PM (T4tVD)

57 F'd up Roadways ✅

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You don’t know the half of it. My buddy works in Caltrans. Upper management discussions deal only with equity and getting people off the road. To do this they slow walk repairs. I keep telling him to record this Shiite but he’s afraid of them.

I know a guy who tried to get accountability in one of the State Boards. It became one of the only Boards in California history that was dissolved. This guy went to Texas and demonrats from the state legislature did their best to make sure he was never hired anywhere else.

The democrats are just evil. I love my state (and I know you do too) but I see what the world gets worse every year. Becaus demonrats work to make it that way.

Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at April 27, 2024 12:09 PM (V8yYW)

58 Loretta Lynch - wasn't she in that Deep Throat movie?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 12:09 PM (q3gwH)

59 Greetings! PG&E is my provider. One day not too long ago I got 2 separate emails from them. The first one said "congratulations! you used 9% less energy this month than last month!" (It's called "spring" you idiots, warmer weather...) Then I get the 2nd one "Alert! Your energy bill will be 15% higher than last billing period!".
It's enough to drive one to drink...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 27, 2024 12:09 PM (MeG8a)

60
Loretta Lynch - wasn't she in that Deep Throat movie?
Posted by: Tom Servo


Uranium miner's daughter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 12:11 PM (63Dwl)

61 Thanks K.T. !

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 12:11 PM (T4tVD)

62
A classical music blog I read had a post proudly saying the New York Philharmonic was now more than half women. My comment was, "Wonderful! Now let's do something about the glaring gender imbalance in mining, construction, logging, oil field operations, high-voltage line work and Bering Sea crab fishing."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 12:14 PM (MoZTd)

63 teeter-tottering for the next 7 months bothers you, not him.
Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2024 12:08 PM (F3Dlr)

You're right about one thing: Trump doesn't give a shit what I think.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:17 PM (98dBG)

64 My boss tells a story of his musician son auditioning behind a screen to prevent bias. Select on sound quaility alone. I'm old.

Posted by: Disgusted at April 27, 2024 12:18 PM (Z8Yh2)

65 Tom T Hall with an allegory of Americans as they used to be.
If you don't listen to the whole story you won't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDJfd9ufE84

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:19 PM (lCWOD)

66 I love, love LOVE April.
Out my bedroom window I look at the branches from a neighbor's tulip poplar. A friend runs a tree service company and refers to the tulip poplar as a "weed tree" I've come to appreciate it.
In about ten days it goes from zero leaves to fully leafed out and the transition does so much to lift my spirit. It's time to sleep with the windows open and wake up listening to the birds.
Soon the tree's "tulip" blossoms will appear with colorful yellows and greens.
It may be a "weed" to a guy with a chainsaw, but it's a thing of beauty to me.
Did I mention I love April?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2024 12:21 PM (dg+HA)

67 "My boss tells a story of his musician son auditioning behind a screen to prevent bias. Select on sound quaility alone. "
That used to be the way it was. The applications didn't even have names, just numbers so you couldn't discriminate on the basis of surname.
You were candidate number (x).
Then the check boxes arrived on the application forms.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 27, 2024 12:21 PM (MeG8a)

68 Thanks KT. Appreciate the work you put into compiling these threads.

Another songwriter who didn't have a great voice, but could touch people with his storytelling was the late Guy Clark.

Here's Lylle Lovett singing the first song Clark wrote, Step Inside This House.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpZnqvTZLx0

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 12:22 PM (l4B/J)

69 A classical music blog I read had a post proudly saying the New York Philharmonic was now more than half women.

When being a woman is good enough to succeed = soft bigotry of low expectations.
Thanks, Rush

Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2024 12:22 PM (F3Dlr)

70 Greetings! PG&E is my provider. One day not too long ago I got 2 separate emails from them. The first one said "congratulations! you used 9% less energy this month than last month!" (It's called "spring" you idiots, warmer weather...) Then I get the 2nd one "Alert! Your energy bill will be 15% higher than last billing period!".
It's enough to drive one to drink...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 27, 2024 12:09 PM (MeG8a)

Evidently some genius sent memos around the country, because I started getting weekly reports too.

Some weeks I use more energy than others, and I'm not sure what it relates to, other than laundry day tends to be the higher days of usage.

Then there's a thing that shows the "efficiency zone," and my usage appears to be consistently about twice what they consider efficient.

Oh, ok. I'll turn off all the lights, all the appliances, everything that uses electricity, then maybe my numbers will be in your "zone."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:23 PM (+K0IN)

71 The climate communists don't consider hydropower to be "green"

‘Giant Methane Factories’
https://tinyurl.com/mrf86ddw
...found that the reservoirs created by dams are notable sources of both carbon dioxide and methane, a potent greenhouse gas that’s about 80 times more effective at trapping heat ... hydropower makes up at least 1.3 percent of total global carbon emissions—though many scientists believe it’s likely higher.
Researchers say that methane is one of the biggest issues with hydropower. As organic matter, including vegetation, dead animals and even fertilizer runoff, gets carried downstream, it piles up in large quantities behind dams and decomposes in the reservoirs.
Some research, like this 2016 study published in Environmental Research Letters found that the greenhouse gas emissions produced from many hydroelectric dams—such as Nevada’s iconic Hoover Dam—can even rival the emissions generated by fossil fuel power plants

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 27, 2024 12:27 PM (9aVck)

72 Discuss the various interpretations of what's recyclable, what's considered food waste, yard waste and whether it can be put in one the half dozen trash bins California mandates for homeowners.

We had 3 bins and I'm pretty sure they all went to the same place.

Periodically Waste Management (the trash company) wouldn't collect ours because there was a piece of lettuce in the "recyclables only" bin. Or some such shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

73 PG&E was the Haliburton of Vietnam war.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 12:30 PM (PqMOQ)

74 19 You forgot the California Ministry of Funny Walks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2024 12:30 PM (0EOe9)

75 The interview is a two way affair. When I go for an interview I am interviewing them as much as they are interviewing me. If they don't want to face me I have no time for them.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:30 PM (lCWOD)

76 Headline: China Among the Countries That Already Ban TikTok

---

That's our goal, to be more like China?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:31 PM (Mrjew)

77 We had 3 bins and I'm pretty sure they all went to the same place.

Periodically Waste Management (the trash company) wouldn't collect ours because there was a piece of lettuce in the "recyclables only" bin. Or some such shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

Penn and Teller did an episode on this, when they were doing their Bullshit show.

It does. Except for things like aluminum cans, everything goes to the landfill. And in those places where they pick out whatever they do, it is a net drain on the taxpayer, to pay for the efforts to remove certain items from the trash, and send them to companies that get government money to "recycle" things.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:34 PM (Mrjew)

78 I know CA is a huge mess... But that video in the sidebar of the San Jose Mayor's bodyguard getting attacked by a rando is not part of the problem. It's part of the solution.

Every big city mayor should walk in fear of his worthless life. Especially in CA. They should have to bunker up like third world dictators, because that's what they are.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 12:35 PM (0FoWg)

79 Where all da Hos be at on the roofing crews? Weird.

Roofers need to “look like America”, right?

What’s iironic, California used to be the model of good government and national representatives from around the planet used to travel there to learn. LAPD, the CADOT, their infrastructure projects, dams, everything.

Maybe the Sierra Club was right all along about all those millions of illegal migrants ruining “the environment”, eh?

Enjoy your candle light dinners.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 12:35 PM (IhfQt)

80 73 Pacific Architects and Engineers. That company was sucking up money in Vietnam. One of their clowns shot up an AF hooch bar with an AK.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2024 12:35 PM (0EOe9)

81 You're right about one thing: Trump doesn't give a shit what I think.
Posted by: BurtTC

Most people don't. My neighbor doesn't give a shit what I think, either.
Even when the rubber hits the road the average person can't accept going from theory to practical.
Example, voting/ not voting for Trump in Nov.

Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2024 12:35 PM (F3Dlr)

82 The methane trapped in permafrost is enormous. Forget rotting vegetation in dams. Also oceans and volcanoes. The politicians tax and legislate only things that they can control: manufacturing, the plebes (us), farming. They can't do anything about 'Gaia' spewing from its volcanoes, tundra and oceans so we don't talk about them.

Posted by: Ciampino - Very selective pearl clutching at April 27, 2024 12:37 PM (qfLjt)

83 On a big scale, there is a construction waste company that supposedly sorts out the dumpsters

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 12:39 PM (fwDg9)

84 Most people don't. My neighbor doesn't give a shit what I think, either.
Even when the rubber hits the road the average person can't accept going from theory to practical.
Example, voting/ not voting for Trump in Nov.
Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2024 12:35 PM (F3Dlr)

It's also true that most people have no idea how much influence they have on others. They seem to think the other person has to acknowledge they've been affected by something you say, in order for that influence to have occurred.

That's not the way it works.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:40 PM (Mrjew)

85 8 Call some place paradise... kiss it goodbye.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:13 AM (Mrjew)

We tried to avoid anybody knowing.
Didn't help.

Posted by: Berry Creek, CA. at April 27, 2024 12:42 PM (B705c)

86 If “recycling” pencils out, you don’t have to pay for it.

Someone will come along and pick it up from you. For free.

Rag men. Newspaper men. Scrap men. Plastic is not generally re-usable, not the way people might think. It isn’t a matter of “melting it down”. Doesn’t work that way.

The very best way to deal with much of it, is to burn it. This is unacceptable to people who don’t even understand the issues.

Think of the fleets of diesel trucks and crews, the expense of driving around suburbia picking up and sorting trash. Boutique segregation of useless materials, ultimately virtue signaling city finances right down the fucking drain.

What they REALLY need is Rechargeable Garbage Trucks to pick up those empty but dutifully rinsed organic Argula containers.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 12:42 PM (IhfQt)

87 They should be taxed. An ocean methane tax and a methane/sulfur/particulate volcano tax.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:42 PM (lCWOD)

88 a methane/sulfur/particulate volcano tax.

*********

Eruptions have consequences...

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 12:46 PM (l4B/J)

89 What they REALLY need is Rechargeable Garbage Trucks to pick up those empty but dutifully rinsed organic Argula containers.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 12:42 PM (IhfQt)

What we really need is for people to start processing their own waste... I don't know what it takes to prepare plastics for reuse, but glass and paper should be easy enough. Clean your toilet paper and sanitary napkins, and with everything else you are recycling WALK it down to the recycling plants, so it can be of value to mother Earth.

It's the only way.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:46 PM (Mrjew)

90 It's also true that most people have no idea how much influence they have on others. They seem to think the other person has to acknowledge they've been affected by something you say, in order for that influence to have occurred.

That's not the way it works.
Posted by: BurtTC

Are we still discussing you dropping Trump?

Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2024 12:47 PM (F3Dlr)

91 I like all the “experts” who insist someone should borrow $1200 to buy a POS “energy star” appliance that will be in a landfill in 4 or 5 years, to “save” $14 annually on the electric bill by replacing better made and constructed appliances.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 12:47 PM (IhfQt)

92 Yes, the CPUC is made up of democrat apparatchiks whose goal is to make democrats rich.
Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau


And the CCP. But mostly the CCP in the long run.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 12:47 PM (IG4Id)

93 burtTC…

I get those stupid things too.

My guess is it’s basically lies. They tell you you are worse than average to make you try to conserve. As though the cost wasn’t enough to do so.

Another story from my PG&E days. One of my colleagues was testing the nest thermostat. It lied. It would always tell you it was warmer than it actually was. Nest at the time told them that was to provide a psychological blanket, so to speak, and my colleague told them we can’t support an inaccurate product.

I’ve never tested it myself but I imagine they fixed that. Maybe.

Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at April 27, 2024 12:48 PM (V8yYW)

94 Good post K.T. The ideologues pay no attention to science or math and expect their BS to carry the day. Reality hits you in the face pretty quickly, and everybody around you as well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2024 12:49 PM (UwmMe)

95 Yeah, disposable diapers and tampons are unsustainable.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2024 12:49 PM (IhfQt)

96 They should be taxed. An ocean methane tax and a methane/sulfur/particulate volcano tax.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:42 PM (lCWOD)

It's only right and good, that eventually the government will be provided with our contact information, delightfully provided to them by our ISPs and our VPNs (nobody can tell who we are, or where we're going on the internet... yeah, sure), so they can tax us for our AoSHQ comments.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:49 PM (Mrjew)

97 Peter Meijer drops out of Michigan GOP Senate race
https://tinyurl.com/mryuyy2s

In addition to voting to impeach Trump, this man looks like he enjoys the occasional penis.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2024 12:49 PM (aFNOf)

98 If ever we (meaning nit-the-uniparty) ever control the Congress there is so much to do, but one legal reform I'd love to see is that class action and NGO lawsuit settlements can not be used to pay legal fees and expenses and any penalties n excess of actual costs not disbursed to individual beneficiaries is automatically paid to the US Treasury.

That way, if EPA pollutes a river and settles a lawsuit, those citizens directly harmed get paid, the EPA loses part of its budget, but the taxpayer is not harmed (since the penalty goes right back to the general treasury). Lawyers aren't getting rich by suing the government, and left wing Attorney Generals can't settle fake lawsuits by awarding money to their favorite marxist NGO (like Obama's always did).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 12:50 PM (fMKtt)

99 Are we still discussing you dropping Trump?
Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2024 12:47 PM (F3Dlr)

No, I think we're discussing you being offended by me saying I was considering dropping him.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:51 PM (Mrjew)

100 We could burn every it of garbage. Profitably. Seperate out metal and bottles and just burn the rest.

But CO2 or something something

Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at April 27, 2024 12:52 PM (V8yYW)

101 My guess is it’s basically lies. They tell you you are worse than average to make you try to conserve. As though the cost wasn’t enough to do so.

Another story from my PG&E days. One of my colleagues was testing the nest thermostat. It lied. It would always tell you it was warmer than it actually was. Nest at the time told them that was to provide a psychological blanket, so to speak, and my colleague told them we can’t support an inaccurate product.

I’ve never tested it myself but I imagine they fixed that. Maybe.
Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at April 27, 2024 12:48 PM (V8yYW)

I mentioned at one point a couple years ago I was looking into one of those types of thermostats, and everyone I knew who had one said they were bullshit.

I don't expect they've fixed them since.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:52 PM (Mrjew)

102
According to my utility reports, my home usage is 20% more electricity efficient than my 'Most Efficient' neighbors. I mostly blame my wife who hangs clothes outside to dry most of the time. She loves this relatively lightweight and portable contraption for hanging clothes:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B077ZQ9W6G/

I also lug my portable solar panel and 2K battery outside on sunny days to recharge all my batteries for chain saw, weed-wacker, leaf blower, hedge trimmer, etc. It's kinda surprising the power needed to recharge those batteries. As much power as it takes to keep my refrigerator running for four hours.

I plan to be able to survive a 24 month loss of power and help a small number (maybe four homes) of my neighbors* with some essentials; at the very least - water.

Maybe it's the kind of thing that a small number of like-minded people could share the expense of procuring. A little bit of electricity is still 100% better then none at all.

* As Ronald Reagan said: "No one can help everyone, but everyone can help someone."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 12:55 PM (RKVpM)

103 If ever we (meaning nit-the-uniparty) ever control the Congress....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 12:50 PM (fMKtt)

How many congresscritters voted against the overseas border security boondoggle bill? 18?

We're not getting control of Congress.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:55 PM (Mrjew)

104 This probably fits this thread better than the previous one:
Net electricity generation in the United States from 1950 to 2023 (in terawatt-hours)
https://shorturl.at/evAKP

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 12:56 PM (llON8)

105 Drove past an old "pilot windmill" project in northern Ohio yesterday. Dead still - not a blade in motion. No wind - no watts. It's about 5 miles east of the Davis Besse Nuclear power station - which was humming away cranking out truly clean energy. Mrs Java laughed.

Posted by: Java Joe at April 27, 2024 12:57 PM (WaLgG)

106 Peter Meijer drops out of Michigan GOP Senate race
https://tinyurl.com/mryuyy2s
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2024 12:49 PM (aFNOf)
================
Sadly, Mike Rogers stinks of grift. Didn't Peter Meijer's family tell him to go away and never again darken their doors?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 12:57 PM (+v9Cm)

107 So.

A busy friend calls us to chat while she's out running errands. One of her errands is a 20-minute drive to take her kitchen scraps to a place that composts them. She collects the scraps and stores them in her freezer until it's time for her weekly drive to the compost facility.

I cannot think of a more wasteful way to deal with kitchen scraps. She uses electricity and freezer space to keep them from rotting at home and gasoline and her valuable time to deliver them to a place for them to rot and then be transported to a bagging facility (in plastic!) and then delivered to retailers by truck so that homeowners can buy it.

Can you tell that she cares about the environment?

Me, I toss my scraps in the compost bin and then dump the bin into planting holes whenever I plant veggies and flowers. No driving or freezer space required. But my voter registration and county color on an electoral map says I don't care about the erf.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 12:58 PM (Sf2cq)

108 I'm with Trump until he starts with the "revitalizing the cities" BS

it would cost 10 trillion, at least

and it would be a total waste

at the expense of the rural folx

Posted by: yikes at April 27, 2024 12:58 PM (us2H3)

109 https://shorturl.at/evAKP
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 12:56 PM (llON

Is this a joke? $199 a month to get access to the site?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:59 PM (Mrjew)

110
Why do we always get a link to last week's thread with a stern warning not to post in it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2024 01:00 PM (ny95y)

111 This probably fits this thread better than the previous one:
Net electricity generation in the United States from 1950 to 2023 (in terawatt-hours)
https://shorturl.at/evAKP
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 12:56 PM (llON
=================
Very interesting link, and thanks. Power production dropped by what appears to be about 50 TW hours in 2023 versus 2022. With demand set to grow substantially (thanks to AI and EV's), and coal plants being forced offline by the junta, we are in trouble.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 01:01 PM (+v9Cm)

112 California is a prime example of why The Union must be dissolved.

Each State can go it's own way and the nutjobs, rapists, whackadoodles, fags, sodomites, democrats, bull dykes, crackheads, methheads, pederasts, envrioweenies, feminazis, public skool teacher groomers, illegal invaders, welfare layabouts, disability commandos and rapists can all stay in California and enjoy theyselves.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2024 01:02 PM (R/m4+)

113 Sadly, Mike Rogers stinks of grift. Didn't Peter Meijer's family tell him to go away and never again darken their doors?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 12:57 PM (+v9Cm)

I forget which one, but Trump endorsed one of them, even though both of them have been critical of him.

I think Rogers is the one whose criticisms were more tepid and nuanced, whereas the other guy had some scathing things to say about The Don, but that's the one he endorsed anyway.

I could be wrong, but that's what I believe I saw.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 01:02 PM (Mrjew)

114 No, I think we're discussing you being offended by me saying I was considering dropping him.
Posted by: BurtTC

I didn't get my comment across in a worthy manner that didn't include a personal bias, I was interested in what you specifically meant by dropping him.
Your welcome to ignore my comments.

Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2024 01:05 PM (F3Dlr)

115
Me, I toss my scraps in the compost bin and then dump the bin into planting holes whenever I plant veggies and flowers. No driving or freezer space required. But my voter registration and county color on an electoral map says I don't care about the erf.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 12:58 PM


I'm kicking myself today for not buying a $39.99 spinning compost device at Aldi's yesterday.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 01:06 PM (RKVpM)

116 No, I think we're discussing you being offended by me saying I was considering dropping him.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:51 PM (Mrjew)


I am hanging on your every word. What other options do you have that won't lead to exactly what we have today? Lead us.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 01:06 PM (D7oie)

117 I forget which one, but Trump endorsed one of them,

Trump endorsed Rogers who is as dirty as Lindsey Grahams ahole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2024 01:06 PM (aFNOf)

118 Why do we always get a link to last week's thread with a stern warning not to post in it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2024 01:00 PM (ny95y)

Give it a shot.

Posted by: The Ban Hammer, Watching & Waiting at April 27, 2024 01:06 PM (R/m4+)

119 you're not your

Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2024 01:07 PM (F3Dlr)

120 we're discussing you being offended by me saying I was considering dropping him.
Posted by: BurtTC
---------------------------

I'm offended too.
But I like your idea of personal land fills.
There's an article on various 'compost gardens' project in Africa.
Circular pyramid terraces with a base about 10' in diameter terraced up to about 5' with a key hole slot enabling -(whatever one puts into a compost thing) to be dumped.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 01:08 PM (lCWOD)

121 Speaking of utilities... twice in less than a week our area (not our house) there's been major electrical outages. No official word on what caused the first one, and the second one is ongoing right now.

Given the potential location(s) I'm leaning towards construction workers doing something stupid, but we've had more electric outages in the last year or two than the previous 12 combined.

I figure it'll get worse...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 01:08 PM (Q4IgG)

122 I'm with Trump until he starts with the "revitalizing the cities" BS
it would cost 10 trillion, at least
Posted by: yikes


Yeah, he seems to get his head turned at the prospect of Big Things™. He's a real estate guy, so natch. But, there are a lot of things that could be done for a lot, lot less. A lot of the infrastructure out West was built by the Army Corps Eng's. Turn the EPA into a research/advisory board only. Outlaw the Settle and Sue merrygoround and prosecute the violators. Etc.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2024 01:08 PM (IG4Id)

123 >>> 109 https://shorturl.at/evAKP
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 12:56 PM (llON

Is this a joke? $199 a month to get access to the site?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 12:59 PM (Mrjew)

I don't know why you're getting that, sounds like shorturl is being a turd or something. Here's the direct link with (many) spaces:
https://www.statista.com/ statistics/ 188521/ total-us- electricity-net-generation/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:08 PM (llON8)

124 For a while then when things were frantic, I was getting energy usage condemnations on a pretty regular basis. Other rate-payers must have had the same enthusiasm I did, because they slacked way off (couple of Public Utilities scandals may have played into that as well). They're not sending "free" squiggly exploding light bulbs any more, either.

The very first thing I noticed about them was that the comparison was not to "watts per square foot" or some other ratio; it was total usage defined as "efficiency." A lot of houses in my 'neighborhood' are between 900 and 1500 square feet.
Mine is 3600. Boy, they thought I was just awful.

We voted in a special tax on ourselves to have all those recyclables collected and sorted. When it turned out that most of it wasn't actually being sorted, they quietly cancelled the contract. The tax did not go down.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 01:08 PM (zdLoL)

125 I'm kicking myself today for not buying a $39.99 spinning compost device at Aldi's yesterday.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 01:06 PM (RKVpM)


I'm amazed at the stuff I see in the Aldi "fun aisle". I'm hoping they'll bring back the rolling yard container thingy. It's like a bucket with a raised handle on wheels.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 01:09 PM (Sf2cq)

126 I'm kicking myself today for not buying a $39.99 spinning compost device at Aldi's yesterday.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 01:06 PM (RKVpM)


I use 12' of welded wire fencing set up in a circle.
I turn it over a couple times a year and add to it.
I got several yards this spring to put on the garden. It is cheaper.

In prepping a garden site I have also just dug trenches and buried kitchen compost as well. It does break up some of the compaction and gets worms into the area

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 01:09 PM (D7oie)

127 Trump's endorsements; He owned a casino, he has a concept of long term and short term odds.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 01:09 PM (lCWOD)

128 Has he said how he intends to revitalize Big Cities?
Maybe he thinks cutting off federal funds would be a
healthy start.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 01:12 PM (lCWOD)

129 >>> 111
=================
Very interesting link, and thanks. Power production dropped by what appears to be about 50 TW hours in 2023 versus 2022. With demand set to grow substantially (thanks to AI and EV's), and coal plants being forced offline by the junta, we are in trouble.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 01:01 PM (+v9Cm)

Yeah, plus it looks pretty much flat since 2005 or so, vs the slope on the 1950 to pre-2005 section.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:14 PM (llON8)

130 126 I'm kicking myself today for not buying a $39.99 spinning compost device at Aldi's yesterday.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 01:06 PM (RKVpM)

I use 12' of welded wire fencing set up in a circle.
I turn it over a couple times a year and add to it.
I got several yards this spring to put on the garden. It is cheaper.

In prepping a garden site I have also just dug trenches and buried kitchen compost as well. It does break up some of the compaction and gets worms into the area
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 01:09 PM (D7oie)
When we first started our raised beds we tilled in a ton (2000 lbs) of elephant poo from the zoo.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 01:15 PM (o2ZRX)

131 Too bad garbage trucks can't run on the garbage they pick up

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 01:15 PM (fwDg9)

132 I didn't get my comment across in a worthy manner that didn't include a personal bias, I was interested in what you specifically meant by dropping him.
Your welcome to ignore my comments.
Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2024 01:05 PM (F3Dlr)

Fine. Dropping him, as in done trying to defend him, done paying attention to his wishy washy nonsense, where everyone has to stroke his ego, and as long as they do that, nothing else really matters.

You know, basically what Ace has been saying for months.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 01:16 PM (cSGQP)

133 Too bad garbage trucks can't run on the garbage they pick up
Posted by: Skip


Mr. Fusion, Marty. It's called Mr. Fusion.

Posted by: Doc cut-loop at April 27, 2024 01:16 PM (IG4Id)

134 (and I'm looking for the link to the blog post where I originally found the chart, as it was the image only, not a link to the stats site)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:17 PM (llON8)

135
I'm amazed at the stuff I see in the Aldi "fun aisle". I'm hoping they'll bring back the rolling yard container thingy. It's like a bucket with a raised handle on wheels.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 01:09 PM


I saw one of them yesterday. Just one. They must sell out quickly.

The - as you call it - 'fun aisle' is one of the wonders of Aldi's. That and the frozen 'island' of weird frozen foods from around the world. It's an interesting store. Never a boring trip.

Fortunately, I have impulse control. Unfortunately I missed out on the compost device as I over-suppressed my impulse to buy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 01:17 PM (RKVpM)

136 I am hanging on your every word. What other options do you have that won't lead to exactly what we have today? Lead us.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 01:06 PM (D7oie)

I don't have any other options.

If you want to pretend Trump is going to save you, go for it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 01:17 PM (cSGQP)

137 /Gardening Thread!

Fresh food waste in a compost heap will draw in any local scavengers, and that includes raccoon, groundhog, opossum and skunk. They'll burrow in and nest over the winter, then eat your garden shoots. So I only put the coffee grounds and eggshells in the pile, with wood ash from the stove.

We vacuum up the leaves, and the grass twice a year. The bin is two walls of unmortared old concrete block, and piles of brick. This makes it workable with the tractor bucket. I often get six or eight yards of new soil a year. Lot of dirt.

/gardening thread

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 01:18 PM (zdLoL)

138 >>> 133 Too bad garbage trucks can't run on the garbage they pick up
Posted by: Skip

Mr. Fusion, Marty. It's called Mr. Fusion.
Posted by: Doc cut-loop at April 27, 2024 01:16 PM (IG4Id)

Screw flying cars, where's my Mr. Fusion?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:19 PM (llON8)

139 I don't know why you're getting that, sounds like shorturl is being a turd or something. Here's the direct link with (many) spaces:
https://www.statista.com/ statistics/ 188521/ total-us- electricity-net-generation/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:08 PM (llON

I'm still getting a popup that says I need an account to gain unlimited access. Limited access appears to be possible, but it says limited access doesn't include access to THIS article.

Probably my VPN or popup blocker that's causing them to block my access. Oh well. Not turning them off.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 01:20 PM (cSGQP)

140 Has he said how he intends to revitalize Big Cities?
Maybe he thinks cutting off federal funds would be a
healthy start.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 01:12 PM (lCWOD)


this is a serious issue, so many municipalities and counties have taken "infrastructure loans" to build out public works like bridges and highways and even less useful things that they can"t afford the maintenance, and need to keep taking those infrastructure loans and covid funds and other becas to keep up and continue to build out just to keep functioning.
some counties in the midwest were griding up asphalt county roads and converting them back to oiled gravel roads in the 2010's because they didn't have funds to keep them up otherwise.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 01:22 PM (D7oie)

141 THE GARDEN THREAD IS BLOOMING

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 01:22 PM (fwDg9)

142
When we first started our raised beds we tilled in a ton (2000 lbs) of elephant poo from the zoo.

Something tells me it's all happening at the zoo. I do believe it. I do believe it's true.

Posted by: Paul Simon at April 27, 2024 01:23 PM (RKVpM)

143 we tilled in a ton (2000 lbs) of elephant poo

From another time: when Ringling Brothers would hit town, all the single-axle dump truckers would pull off the other jobs to haul pachyderm shit. Farmers were in line to pay to have it hauled in.
Depending on what your next load was going to be, hosing out the box could be quite a chore.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 01:23 PM (zdLoL)

144 But I like your idea of personal land fills.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 01:08 PM (lCWOD)

That was meant to be satire.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 01:24 PM (cSGQP)

145 Blog post link provided by crossovercreativechaos :
https://shorturl.at/vDFP2
(chart as pic only)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:24 PM (llON8)

146 This isn't the info I have squirrelled away somewhere but it's an overall look at the keyhole garden.

https://insteading.com/blog/keyhole-garden/

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 01:26 PM (lCWOD)

147 I don't have any other options.

If you want to pretend Trump is going to save you, go for it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 01:17 PM (cSGQP)


If failure is your only option because of your insulted sense of what is appropriate, then I will ask that you forgive me for calling you a defeatist.
Because that is the definition of defeatism, and the recipe for failure.

I hope you can cuddle it like a teddy bear to soothe yourself, since it serves no other purpose in the world.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 01:27 PM (D7oie)

148 "...elephant poo from the zoo..."

*scribbles note*

Posted by: Theodore Geisel at April 27, 2024 01:27 PM (dg+HA)

149 Blog post link provided by crossovercreativechaos :
https://shorturl.at/vDFP2
(chart as pic only)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 01:24 PM (llON

Thanks for posting.

Pull quote from that post: There is no surer way to destroy America than to return it to a pre-industrial state.
--
Gee, you'd almost start to think that was the point of it all.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 01:29 PM (cSGQP)

150 If failure is your only option because of your insulted sense of what is appropriate, then I will ask that you forgive me for calling you a defeatist.
Because that is the definition of defeatism, and the recipe for failure.

I hope you can cuddle it like a teddy bear to soothe yourself, since it serves no other purpose in the world.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 01:27 PM (D7oie)

You want me to go there? Fine, I'll go there.

This country is being destroyed. You can pretend it's not, but it is. And they're going to succeed, in part because people like you have put your hope in Donald Trump.

He's not the answer. He never was, and it's almost comical how everyone in DC has run circles around him, while he gets off on bragging about what he's done. Which is squat.

My hope comes from enough people to stop putting their hope in politicians. Any of them. I don't know that a true revolution is possible, or would even succeed, but it's better to say let's get on with it, than pretending Donald Trump is going to fix things.

But you do you.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 01:32 PM (cSGQP)

151 144 But I like your idea of personal land fills.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 01:08 PM (lCWOD)

That was meant to be satire.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 01:24 PM (
Good way to caught.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 01:33 PM (o2ZRX)

152 If you ever find yourself in a conversation with a climate crisis global warming oh my gosh carbon is bad and methane is worse tree hugger just politely compliment the clothes they are wearing and ask how they were cleaned.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2024 01:35 PM (dg+HA)

153 From another time: when Ringling Brothers would hit town, all the single-axle dump truckers would pull off the other jobs to haul pachyderm shit. Farmers were in line to pay to have it hauled in.
Depending on what your next load was going to be, hosing out the box could be quite a chore.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 01:23 PM (zdLoL)
================
Also from another time, my wife and I were having dinner one evening near the tunnel on the Manhattan side and Ringling's elephants came marching through on their way to Madison Square Garden. What a sight! And what a lot of elephant dumps on the street behind them!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 01:37 PM (lNKY9)

154 The Dems don't care if the run a pedo or a murderer. Got a D after his name? That's who I vote for. Works every time while we argue if the Repub is pure enough.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 01:38 PM (yeEu9)

155 this is a serious issue, so many municipalities and counties have taken "infrastructure loans" to build out public works like bridges and highways and even less useful things ...

Posted by: Kindltot
-------------------

If not for Ken Paxton, Houston would be passing out guaranteed income checks. Big Cities are wholly owned subsidiaries of FedGov. The best way to bring them to reality, the first step of revitalization, is for them to be self supporting.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 01:47 PM (lCWOD)

156 But you do you.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 01:32 PM (cSGQP)


My God, what university did you get your PhD in philosophy?

such depth, such understanding, such incredible levels of understanding of human experience. When are you going on tour? People will line up to gather such pearls of locutorial excellence from you. I am dumbfounded, as I suspect everyone you meet is, "how can such pronouncements come from someone who went through the same schooling as I" they must all think.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 01:49 PM (D7oie)

157 It looks like Floyd II has been found and that at least some are trying to make it happen.

Posted by: PG at April 27, 2024 02:01 PM (gQbO4)

158
John Earle Sullivan, the onetime racial-justice activist and provocateur who filmed the deadly shooting of Ashli Babbitt at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was sentenced to six years in federal prison by a judge in Washington D.C.

That summabitch and his crew were breaking the windows that Ashli Babbit tried to crawl through. Every time a window was broken his camera moved away. I hope he gets @ss f'd every day of his six years.

He was also caught on camera the evening of J5 with Roy Epps.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 02:18 PM (RKVpM)

159 I hope he gets @ss f'd every day of his six years.

He was also caught on camera the evening of J5 with Roy Epps.
Posted by: Divide by Zero a
-----------------------

They'll find a way - he'll not do much if any time.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 03:51 PM (lCWOD)

160 I know all the worries about Tulsi, but I like her because she left the Dems, and she rats them out and tells everyone they should leave too, she is unabashedly America-first, and she talks about policy - not about the trials and tribulations of being a woman!

Ps. The fact that she's a good looking babe, dresses modestly, and has a husky voice doesn't hurt either!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 27, 2024 03:58 PM (fvaUq)

161
They'll find a way - he'll not do much if any time.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 03:51 PM


The fact that this gets released on the weekend with little information as to charges tells me 100% the fix is in, so I'm not going to disagree with you at all.

If he starts spilling the beans while in jail, he gets the shiv.

Believe me, he has beans to spill. Especially why he's caught on video and image next to Roy Epps on J5.

But we're stupid. According to them.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 05:03 PM (RKVpM)

162 Ha, watching season 1 of Jack Ryan.

Makes me hate Muslims even more, LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2024 05:27 PM (ufFY8)

163 There is some outfit, Earth Justice, or some crap like that, that is running radio commercials with the tagline "Because Earth Needs a Good Lawyer".

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2024 11:29 AM

Discover the Networks on "Earth Justice": https://bit.ly/3QheMCj

Earthjustice’s “Judging the Environment” campaign seeks to derail conservative judicial appointments by Republican Presidents, on the theory that such appointees are insensitive to environmental protection issues. A chief target of “Judging the Environment” was William Myers, nominated by President Bush in 2004 to the 9th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals. Earthjustice dubbed Myers “the most anti-environmental nominee in history.” Like Alliance for Justice and People for The American Way, Earthjustice objected to the appointment of Myers on grounds that he had worked as a lobbyist for mining and cattle interests in the Western United States. Myers’ appointment was eventually blocked by the filibuster of Democratic senators.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2024 05:37 PM (P5BPp)

164 I'll settle for Trump not making things worse. Improvement is a fever dream.

If you're gonna burn garbage, you want to do it at a central facility. They have furnaces tuned to the source material, and it's cleaner, and they can harvest steam for some other purpose.

Solar sort of makes sense in Arizona. I can't have it because I don't own my lot. But for homes with tile roofs, and we have many many of those, the installers will break tiles and walk away or do something dumb like gluing them back together.

Note I wrote *will.* Roof tiles are amazing good at defending your home from Mother Nature. They are very vulnerable to minor human activity, though.

Posted by: Gordon at April 27, 2024 05:42 PM (LJ/vx)

165 I used to live in California. California has all these agencies with cute names like Calpirg, Caltrans. I always called the CPUC "CalPuke." A friend in San Diego (who's a lefty and frankly gets what she deserves) was complaining that they're getting dinged on their bill because they didn't reduce their energy usage enough. The only way they can reduce their energy usage is by not turning anything on at this point. Hello candles!

Something's got to be done about the Lefty judges. They're ruining this country.

Posted by: Someone Else at April 27, 2024 07:28 PM (IrqeV)

166 Thanks for the Tom T Hall rec K.T. The cream rises to the top.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at April 27, 2024 07:34 PM (xcxpd)

167 The reason the California legislature does not listen to Loretta Lynch on rates is because she was the president of the California PUC in 2001, during the Great California Power Crisis that saw then Gov. Gray Davis recalled.

In February 2001, California governor Gray Davis stated, "Believe me, if I wanted to raise rates I could have solved this problem in 20 minutes."

Electric blackouts tend to concentrate the minds of voters. And California is teetering on the brink of major blackouts.

Unit 1 at the Diablo Canyon nuclear plant is due to permanently shut down on Nov. 2, 2024, a few days before Election Day. Institute rolling blackouts and even the numbskulls in California might vote Republican.

If they did, they would effectively guarantee the recall of Joe Biden.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 27, 2024 09:24 PM (avPX7)

168 Lots of intuitive and accurate comments.
Wanna know what I suspect to be true?
PG&E was extorted into expending a majority of its resources into building expensive, and with minimal financial returns, renewable energy systems (solar). This left no money for maintenance on the existing infrastructure. But there were still enough dividends to keep investors on board.
I’d also bet anyone, that the PUC board is comprised of ex-PG&E bigwigs with giant stock holdings in the company.

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 28, 2024 08:47 PM (cWet5)

The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival (4/27/24)

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Happy Saturday from the thawed Tundra. Hard to believe it is the last Saturday of April. Before we enter the Prayer Revival just a few housekeeping matters (Rulz for those of you in Park Falls):

1) This is an open thread, feel free to lurk, opine & or bloviate away.
2) Be kind to one another. Or at least don't leave marks.
3) No running with sharp objects.
4) Have a nice weekend.


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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.

Prayer Requests:

3/2 Reforger asked for prayers for his Coworker “D”, a widowed mom of 4 who is having a rough time with daughter #1. D’s daughter had to be incarcerated. She went nuts, trashed her room, broke things, and even kicked a cop. She could use a lot of prayers.
4/20 Update – Coworker D’s daughter is going to go live with her dad. Mom is at wit’s end. They hope a change in scenery will provoke some positive changes, since nothing else is working.

2/29 – DaveT asks for prayers. We had prayed in the past for him, as he was trying to save his cats and his home from repossession (due to a relative who burdened the family home with debt). DaveT is over 65 and is not able to work much. The cats are elderly and one is blind, and the only family he has. Things had turned around and it looked like he was going to be fine last summer, but now a new judge is on the case and seems to want to kick DaveT and the cats out of the house. Please pray. If anyone wants to contribute, Annie’s Stew has the details of his GiveSendGo.
3/20 Update – The sham trial took place on 3/20. The judge would not allow DaveT to speak or give any evidence. He is still taking donations for a new appeal.
4/19 Update – DaveT sent word that he was in desperate need. One of the cats was dying and DaveT was not able to bear the loss, and he did not have a reason to live anymore.
4/25 Update – No new information has come from DaveT. He has not responded to emails, so we do not know his status or situation.

3/3 – Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards asked for prayers as he is scared to death of some much-needed surgery. Pain, healing, iyiyi! Even the red tape involved in scheduling. Thank you all again!
4/10 Update – Recovering from diverticulitis surgery. It’s rough. Much pain, and there is talk of another surgery. He is miserable.

3/9 – Hadrian the Seventh asked for prayers for Her Majesty, who is having knee replacement surgery. He’d like prayers for a successful operation, but also an uneventful recovery. Her previous surgery in 2019 (on the other knee) was marked by great pain and the effect of the medication was terrible.
4/13 Update – Her Majesty is on a cane now and doing very well. The downside is that now she’s no longer bedridden, she’s going around the house finding things for me to do. She goes to physical therapy twice a week, which is exhausting, but she wants to drive the RV to Washington state in a couple of months for our National Specialty, so she’ll have to put in the work.

3/9 – Dr_No asked for prayers for his daughter, Megan. We had prayed for her in 2021, when she had cancer. Her cancer is still in remission, but she has blood clots in her lungs. She went to the local ER, where they said everything was normal. She sent a message to her PCP, to ask her to review the situation. She is still weak, and gets tired if a conversation lasts more than 1-2 sentences. Please pray that she be restored to full health. Thanks once again to the Horde for the help.
4/13 Update – The shingles have passed the most painful point (the first two weeks), and she’s now mostly pain-free. The colon cancer is still in remission. Thanks so much for sending words up for her recovery.

3/23 – Jewells would appreciate prayers for her niece, who is in the hospital for the second time in a week. She was diagnosed with pneumonia the first time, but still felt awful. She went back to ER, and they admitted her again. Her oxygen level was 76. She is the niece who is fighting cervical cancer.
4/13 Update – They suspended treatment for Jewells’ niece for 6 weeks and have her on oxygen. Her cancer is responding to the treatment, but at an awful price.

3/23 – Fenelon Spoke needs prayers for Jessie, their “retired” organist. Jessie had fallen. Nothing was broken, but it is a setback for her and she is in pain.
4/20 Update – Jessie is in less pain now.

3/28 – Reforger asked for prayers for his wife, who is applying for a promotion. The new job would triple her salary.
4/20 Update – Mrs. Reforger got the job.

3/30 – mindful webworker asked for prayers as he is going under the knife again for what will be a few hours’ surgery and maybe a week in the hospital. His surgeon used the word “mystery” three times while describing what they will be doing.
4/13 Update – After 3 intense hours, the surgeon packed out his pickaxe and jackhammer, weary but confident that he had removed all the cement-like crud blocking mindful webworker’s intestines. The next few months will be spent recovering and healing. After 9 inhospitable days, he is trying to adjust to home life. He’s asked MiladyJo to wake him every couple of hours to check his vital signs. Every day is a gift. Prayers for all in need.


4/1 – News from Washington Nearsider: His savings have expired and May's bills cannot yet be paid. Another custody hearing - to reevaluate the March 13 determination to give his ex full custody - has been scheduled for May 13th, so that's a date on the calendar towards which he has to work.
He has added one (1) client to his custom model aircraft list, and hopes to add several more, even though he can only work on one at a time. Having a known stream of income is better than not. You can contact Nearsider at washingtonnearsider at gee mail to learn about shipping and timelines or to discuss any details. Interested Morons can look at some small segment of his previous work by heading to this link: https://tinyurl.com/yzmucshu
On the job front, Nearsider had a promising interview, only to be told at the end that though his writing samples, resume, attitude, background, and presentation were all exceptional, his removal from federal service prevented any path forward. Nearsider explained the details leading up to his removal, and while the panel expressed their sympathies for his situation and their admiration at his courage, their position was unchanged. He suspects this employer was simply the first to be so direct, and that he's missed out on several other opportunities for the same reason.
Several contractors have contacted him in response to applications he's submitted and he's hoping at least one of them will be willing to focus on the writing, resume, attitude, background, and presentation vice the end of his federal career. As usual, more follows.
Since several people encouraged it, he has set up a GiveSendGo account. Please contact Annie for the details, if you wish to contribute.
4/24 Update – After receiving an overwhelming outpouring of support from the Horde, Washington Nearsider was able to pay the mortgage for May and June, and is less panicked about losing his house. He also received a promotion at Home Depot, so he is managing a department, which will also increase his pay at bit. He loves you all and is so grateful.

4/3 – Notsothoreau posted that Mrs. Salty (as in Mrs. NaClyDog) had a bad fall and broke four ribs. She tested positive for Covid, as well. Prayers for quick healing and that she is out of the hospital soon.
4/13 Update – Mrs. Salty is out of the hospital, recovering slowly. There is progress. She avoided the bogus Covid-19 Wuhan money grab in the hospital. She is a tad more independent. Occasionally she needs a non-skilled, uncoordinated, non-dancing or singing helper, whom TikTok would not show. They say thank you for all the prayers. They can testify to their effectiveness.

4/4 – J. J. Sefton could use prayers. Here was his posting:
“After suffering some sort of seizure back in February, while the initial MRI and spinal tap showed nothing, a subsequent MRI this past Friday evidently seems to indicate that I might have some sort of brain tumor/growth that would require immediate attention. As in surgery.
That said, on a positive note -- and I'm holding onto this bit of news as positive with all my might -- the medical neurology team and the surgical neurology team are apparently still reading the tea leaves to see what kind of surgery, if any, is required to deal with this. I am hoping against hope for that non-surgical option but am preparing myself as best as I can for whatever is to be.”

4/5 – Teej posted and asked for prayers for a Marine who is on hospice, with possibly two weeks left to live.

4/5 – Pipe asked for prayers for a dear friend who has lung cancer, who lives alone.

4/6 – MikeOxlong requested prayers for healing and that treatment goes well, He was diagnosed with stage 5 esophageal cancer that has spread to his lymph nodes and lungs. Traditional treatment doesn’t have a good answer, so he is taking non-traditional treatment in AZ.

4/6 – Grammie Winger posted that Rev had some tests done and he has a cracked sternum from their earlier car accident. They also found several nodules in his lungs, and an aortic aneurysm. Prayers appreciated.

4/6 – RedMindBlueState asked for prayers for an old and dear friend who just started chemo and is feeling it hard. And for the friend’s dog, who may need surgery soon.

4/6 – Paisley1333 gave an update. We had prayed for her trainer, who went through her third round of cancer in December. The trainer’s surgery was successful, and it appears they got all the cancer. While under the knife, she had a seizure (which she has daily), so the doctors got to experience that and changed her meds. This has been a huge help. So very good news and so grateful for all the prayers.

4/8 – FenelonSpoke asked for prayers for her husband. He was stubborn and didn’t go to the doctor for about 5 days and has shingles. He is in pain.
4/20 Update – FenSpouse is much better. He still has a little tingling but the pain from the shingles is much better.

4/10 – FortWorthMike updated the Horde. His MIL, who was going through cancer treatments, had miraculous results. The tumor is reduced so much, there is no sign of cancer. They won’t say cancer-free, but it’s just something to monitor now.

4/13 – NaughtyPine asked for prayers. There was a “psychic” who went on a murder-suicide rampage. A 9-year-old girl survived the attack, but her baby sister died in her arms. The surviving little girl needs prayers.

4/13 – Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd gave an update. His former son-in-law has died. It is something of a relief. He was an abusive, manipulative, drug-using alcoholic whose hobby was breaking into cars. He was well-known to law enforcement and the justice system. He had a remarkable capacity for wiping out wealth, either through outright theft or negligence. A.H. Lloyd’s daughter tried to leave him multiple times, but he was able to woo her back again and again. The last straw was when he used their tax refund for an Only Fans girl. The deceased is survived by his children, who he should have supported, but have been in A.H. Lloyd’s care for more than a year. Pray for the deceased if you like, but please pray for the children and their mother.

4/13 – Cybersmythe sent an update on his job search. He has received a formal offer of employment, for a job he thinks he wants. He appreciates all the kind thoughts and prayers.

4/13 – Nurse Ratched asked for prayers for her Marine, J, and his wife, M, who are having their wedding celebration on 4/13. They are sweet kids, respectful and kind to each other and would benefit greatly from the power of Horde prayers.

4/16 – Notsothoreau asked for prayers for a co-worker’s mentor and long time friend, DM, who has been diagnosed with throat cancer. Prayers for DM and also for his wife, that they would be strengthened and, God willing, that DM would be healed.

4/18 – Misanthropic Humanitarian asked for prayers, as he will be having his right knee replacement surgery on 5/6/24.

4/20 – AnchorPoint wanted to share an answered prayer, as well as a request. The answered prayer is: AnchorPoint’s dad passed away about 2 years ago. The estate was not going to be a windfall, but they hoped it would be enough to pay off their mortgage. After all the work was done and all the bills were paid, the final check was $72.38 off from the total mortgage payoff amount! The prayer request is: AnchorPoint’s relationship with one sister is bad. The sister has had a lot of trauma in her life and significant mental health issues and physical issues. AnchorPoint asks for prayers that their relationship would be restored.

4/20 – FenelonSpoke asked for prayers for her son. God willing, her son will graduate in May with a degree in horticulture. He has a paid internship with a multinational agricultural company in the PA Dutch area starting right after graduation. He needs to find a place to live.

4/20 – Defenestratus humbly requests prayers for a friend named Jourdan, a wonderful young woman with a 2-year-old daughter. Jourdan had gotten the good news that her breast cancer tumors had disappeared after chemo. But now she caught a nasty bug, and Jourdan has spent a week in the hospital getting blood transfusions.

4/20 - Miley, okravangelist asked for prayers for her brother. They think he is on the verge of a breakdown, stressing out over prepping. He flies off the handle and is freaking everyone else out. Miley could use prayers, too, since worrying about her brother is making her ill.


For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.

2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.


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Thank you Annie for your coordination of this important feature.

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Comments

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1 I'll go fetch them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 07:44 AM (70LVe)

2 Someone outta
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:45 AM (fwDg9)

3 Thanks for the C&P thread MisHum.

Prayers for the needs of the Horde and their intentions.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 07:46 AM (70LVe)

4 Good morning, All. Thanks for Annie's Stew.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 27, 2024 07:47 AM (sb1xi)

5 Thank you Annie for your coordination of this important feature.

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+1

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 07:47 AM (SdC0P)

6 Was waiting for the LAN party quips on the other thread.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 07:48 AM (Q4IgG)

7 It's been a cold, rainy, snow-flurrying April. Get you gone, April, and take your global warming with you.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 27, 2024 07:50 AM (sb1xi)

8 1 I'll go fetch them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 07:44 AM (70LVe)

My goodness you are up early.
Good morning BTW

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 07:51 AM (QXQ4l)

9 BRCC AK47

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:51 AM (ENQN6)

10 When I or someone else spills my coffee, I react like John Belushi in Animal House when the box of whiskey bottles get smashed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 27, 2024 07:52 AM (roH4R)

11 Prayers for Tim

I dont think he will make it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:53 AM (ENQN6)

12 Adam Schiff's luggage stolen from car.

Welcome to Failifornia Mr. Schiff.

You built it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2024 07:54 AM (aMl27)

13
My goodness you are up early.
Good morning BTW
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

The Betterhalf gets up to go make sure the trains move correctly and I really can't sleep after she rises.

7 more work days and she unemployed. Yea!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 07:54 AM (70LVe)

14 Prayers up for alla Youse !

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 07:55 AM (T4tVD)

15 Thanks for this Thread, MisHum !

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 07:57 AM (T4tVD)

16 My problems are small compared to the people on the prayer list. For that, I'm grateful.

Best wishes to all who are suffering this morning.

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 07:57 AM (/7KEl)

17 My wife and I worked at the same place, moved and worked at places about 100 miles apart, then moved again and worked at the same place.

Scheduling things for a while... was interesting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 07:57 AM (Q4IgG)

18 Good morning again dear morons and thank you annie and mh and to you horde for your prayers

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 08:00 AM (RIvkX)

19 Was Lantastic the Novell netwoking system? Sounds right. Netware was the software?

Posted by: Ciampino - Netware at April 27, 2024 08:00 AM (qfLjt)

20 MisHum prayers and good luck on the upcoming knee surgery.
Afterward we shall have to call you MisBionicHum.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:01 AM (n/1xr)

21 Token ring was what IBM came up with

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 08:02 AM (yeEu9)

22
Thanks for the Prayer List. I remember all of you every day in my Rosary intentions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:02 AM (MoZTd)

23 11 Prayers for Tim

I dont think he will make it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:53 AM (ENQN6)

I had missed any previous news about him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 08:03 AM (q3gwH)

24 20 MisHum prayers and good luck on the upcoming knee surgery.
Afterward we shall have to call you MisBionicHum.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:01 AM (n/1xr)

Well thank you.
I hope it works out better than the opposite knee replacement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 08:03 AM (QXQ4l)

25 These are heartbreaking to see every week, too many in need of healing inside and out

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 08:04 AM (fwDg9)

26 I had missed any previous news about him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2024 08:03 AM (q3gwH)

He is back in vent and unresponsive.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:04 AM (ENQN6)

27
Mis Hum, for your knee surgery make sure you get your pain medications set straight and can control their side effects. Doing this made a big difference in the post-operative course between her first and second replacements.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:05 AM (MoZTd)

28 17 My wife and I worked at the same place, moved and worked at places about 100 miles apart, then moved again and worked at the same place.

Scheduling things for a while... was interesting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 07:57 AM (Q4IgG)
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One of the Profs at SIU Carbondale, his wife was Math prof at Urbana-Champaign. Their house was approx halfway. Long commute every day.

Posted by: Ciampino - Netware at April 27, 2024 08:05 AM (qfLjt)

29
Mike Pinder, co-founder and last surviving original member of the Moody Blues, dead at 82. Such great music for so many years.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 08:05 AM (RKVpM)

30 11 Prayers for Tim

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I missed this on the prayer list

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:07 AM (n/1xr)

31 I hope it works out better than the opposite knee replacement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

**

Same surgeon or different one?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:08 AM (n/1xr)

32 27
Mis Hum, for your knee surgery make sure you get your pain medications set straight and can control their side effects. Doing this made a big difference in the post-operative course between her first and second replacements.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:05 AM (MoZTd)

Good advice.
I had my left one replaced in Dec 2013.
June 2014 I had a revision to it.
When they say they practice medicine that is true.

I don't have side issues with opioids. So i'm good there. The bouncing setters will have to learn to spend time away from me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 08:09 AM (QXQ4l)

33 Hadrian, how is HM? I hope her recovery is going well.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:09 AM (n/1xr)

34 I actually got enough sleep last night for which I most sincerely praise the Lord.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:10 AM (n/1xr)

35 31 I hope it works out better than the opposite knee replacement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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Same surgeon or different one?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:08 AM (n/1xr)

I've had knee problems for longer than I care to remember. And I've seen a lot of doctors. The Fab and I are quite confident in this one. He is a new cutter for me. But, then again it is in God's hands.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 08:10 AM (QXQ4l)

36 If you need a laugh, it's short.

Describing a suspect today:

https://tinyurl.com/4ax53x33

Posted by: Ciampino - It went that way at April 27, 2024 08:11 AM (qfLjt)

37
Was Lantastic the Novell netwoking system? Sounds right. Netware was the software?

Posted by: Ciampino - Netware at April 27, 2024 08:00 AM


I think Lantastic was the competition to Netware. I bought Netware Lite before Windows 3.1 had built in networking.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 08:11 AM (RKVpM)

38 Davids Prayer
1 Hear me, Lord, and answer me, for I am poor and needy. 2 Guard my life, for I am faithful to you; save your servant who trusts in you. You are my God; 3 have mercy on me, Lord, for I call to you all day long.

And verse 6
Hear my prayer, Lord; listen to my cry for mercy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:12 AM (ENQN6)

39
Hadrian, how is HM? I hope her recovery is going well.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

___________

On the whole, yes. I still have to drive her to her appointments but she gets around the house without a cane now. She's going in to see the doctor this week about a stitch that's still weeping.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:12 AM (MoZTd)

40 Adam Schiff's luggage stolen from car.

Welcome to Failifornia Mr. Schiff.

You built it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2024 07:54 AM (aMl27)
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I absolutely love this story.

LOLGF Adam Lying Sack of Sh*t Schiff

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

41 37
Was Lantastic the Novell netwoking system? Sounds right. Netware was the software?

Posted by: Ciampino - Netware at April 27, 2024 08:00 AM

I think Lantastic was the competition to Netware. I bought Netware Lite before Windows 3.1 had built in networking.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 08:11 AM (RKVpM)

Lantastic was hardware and software for DOS. I think maybe Novell would run on lantastic cards.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:13 AM (ENQN6)

42 FWP- graham crackers that do not break cleanly along the dotted line

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 08:14 AM (/7KEl)

43 40 Adam Schiff's luggage stolen from car.

Welcome to Failifornia Mr. Schiff.

You built it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2024 07:54 AM (aMl27)
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I absolutely love this story.

LOLGF Adam Lying Sack of Sh*t Schiff
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

His collection of buttplug ponytails is irreplaceable.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:14 AM (ENQN6)

44 Mis Hum, for your knee surgery make sure you get your pain medications set straight
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Is this another instance of "all the market will bear"?

Betterhalf's 2nd and 3rd revisions went well because the nerves were already cut due to the 1st one.
Prayers for yours MisHum.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 08:14 AM (70LVe)

45 IIRC Lantastic was some sort of peer to peer networking solution. LAN card and software. Each PC was both client and server. Kind of like elaborate file sharing.

Worked on OS/2 as well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 08:16 AM (Q4IgG)

46 Good morning, Horde! Offering prayers for all those listed intentions, and bigly prayers of thanksgiving that we were unaffected by the tornado that went through our area yesterday. Requesting prayers for all those who suffered significant damage, especially the neighborhood that was leveled just west of our parish church & school. Last I heard, no loss of life... God is Good!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 27, 2024 08:16 AM (6mRbD)

47 Powerline Week in Pictures:

https://is.gd/rolR0P

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 27, 2024 08:17 AM (PiwSw)

48 FWP- graham crackers that do not break cleanly along the dotted line
Posted by: Don Black

You're early.
FWPs are tomorrow.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 08:17 AM (70LVe)

49 Hello, everyone! Thank you for your prayers. The memorial service was last Sunday, and my daughter seems to be doing better. Things around Chateau Lloyd are settling down and the prospect of an early spring is just what we need. Nothing like playing outside and taking trips to the playground to soothe the kiddos.

It's also time for spring cleaning, and finally rationalizing what we have here. The former son-in-law's death has brought needed clarity to our domestic situation. I think my daughter hoped that he'd have a miraculous conversion or something, straightening out his life and supporting her and the children. As we have seen, that was never going to happen, so now we can make more realistic plans to get her life back on track.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:19 AM (llXky)

50 good morning MisHum, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 27, 2024 08:21 AM (JcnCJ)

51
Hello, everyone! Thank you for your prayers. The memorial service was last Sunday, and my daughter seems to be doing better.

__________

Can there be a worse epitaph than that the world is better and more peaceful without you?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:21 AM (MoZTd)

52 Adam Schiff's luggage stolen from car.

Welcome to Failifornia Mr. Schiff.

You built it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2024 07:54 AM (aMl27
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It will be interesting to see what happens when the ruling class comes to realize that they are finally going to start feeling the consequences of their actions.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:22 AM (llXky)

53
It will be interesting to see what happens when the ruling class comes to realize that they are finally going to start feeling the consequences of their actions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

________

It would also be interesting to see what was in his luggage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:23 AM (MoZTd)

54
Betterhalf's 2nd and 3rd revisions went well because the nerves were already cut due to the 1st one.
Prayers for yours MisHum.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 08:14 AM (70LVe)

Thanks AZ

The right knee has had 2 scopes and now replacement.
The left was replaced and had 1 revision. Before that 4 surgeries including an ACL replacement back in the dark days of medicine.

I really do appreciate the prayers. Thank you each and every one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 08:24 AM (QXQ4l)

55 Worked on OS/2 as well.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I thought I was the only one who remembered OS/2

and token-ring architecture lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:24 AM (n/1xr)

56 Can there be a worse epitaph than that the world is better and more peaceful without you?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:21 AM (MoZTd)
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As much as that is true, we must not forget that his was a soul dear to God, and the Enemy has surely claimed it.

It was hard, but I did pray for him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:24 AM (llXky)

57 Goodly morn, y'all. No coffee here yet but I'll deal.

MisHum: God bless you on the knee fix. MiladyJo has so recovered from her hip replacements that this morning she took the dog for a walk and they let me sleep. I'm so delighted and impressed with her. The neighbor's son-in-law has had both knees done. He says, do the exercise-therapy. I'm told the knee fix is a little tougher than the hips. But the docs really seem to have this stuff down. You should end up better.

Did that make any sense? Can't tell before coffee.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pre-caffeinated incoherence at April 27, 2024 08:24 AM (L6R40)

58 Worked on OS/2 as well.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 08:16 AM (Q4IgG)

Wasnt OS/2 just a bunch of DOS windows.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:25 AM (ENQN6)

59 Just wait until they start putting Bluetooth into your new knees

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:25 AM (n/1xr)

60 It will be interesting to see what happens when the ruling class comes to realize that they are finally going to start feeling the consequences of their actions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:22 AM (llXky)


I wonder if the Russian Mafia hit his car.

As a retired insurance adjuster, I would hate to handle this prick's claim. His inventory will be so inflated. Yes, I'm accusing him of fraud.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 08:25 AM (QXQ4l)

61 It would also be interesting to see what was in his luggage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:23 AM (MoZTd)
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Yes. If I have learned one thing over the last few years, it is that Donald Trump is one of the most conscientious and scrupulous businessmen on the planet. None of the people prosecuting him could withstand the same scrutiny.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:26 AM (llXky)

62
Actually, I know when I shuffle off from this mortal coil, in 20 minutes everyone will have forgotten I existed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:27 AM (MoZTd)

63 Posted by: mindful webworker - pre-caffeinated incoherence at April 27, 2024 08:24 AM (L6R40)

Thank you Mindful for the well wishes.
I'm happy to hear the spousal unit was able to walk the dog.

How are you doing?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 08:27 AM (QXQ4l)

64 When KTY had ACL surgery insurance sent over a machine to get her started on moving her knee right away.
Seemed to help.
That kid is a grimly stoic little warrior, to be sure

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:27 AM (n/1xr)

65 >>and token-ring architecture lol

Token ring brings back a painful memory.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2024 08:27 AM (LkLld)

66 My cousin had OS/2 on a computer. Didn't really know what to do with it and couldn't get his printer to work. I told him he should go back to Windows. That's the only time I've dealt with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 08:27 AM (yeEu9)

67 I thought I was the only one who remembered OS/2

and token-ring architecture lol
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:24 AM (n/1xr)
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Yes, but have you ever worked on "Tolkien-Ring" architecture?

Posted by: Dark Lord Sauron at April 27, 2024 08:28 AM (BpYfr)

68 and token-ring architecture lol
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:24 AM (n/1xr)

We had a tokein ring RS485 network for HVAC and Security controllers that have
Back in 1992.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:28 AM (ENQN6)

69 62
Actually, I know when I shuffle off from this mortal coil, in 20 minutes everyone will have forgotten I existed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 08:27 AM (MoZTd)

I won't classical music Borzoi Moron.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 08:28 AM (QXQ4l)

70 I hated those twist on terminators that idiots would take off and kill and entire network.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:29 AM (ENQN6)

71 Starting Saturday with the prayer list is always intense.

DaveT... prayers beyond words. 💔

Posted by: mindful webworker - sorta at April 27, 2024 08:29 AM (L6R40)

72 Riffing on Schiff's misfortunes...

The San Jose mayor's bodyguard was attacked during a live interview the the mayor, Matt Mahan. It went about as well as you'd expect for the bodyguard...

https://tinyurl.com/3pppncwk (goes to X)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 08:29 AM (Q4IgG)

73 As a retired insurance adjuster, I would hate to handle this prick's claim. His inventory will be so inflated. Yes, I'm accusing him of fraud.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 08:25 AM (QXQ4l)
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Are you suggesting he DIDN'T have the Mona Lisa and Britain's Crown Jewels stuffed in his bag?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 08:29 AM (BpYfr)

74 I understand Mr. Pecker got squeezed yesterday.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 27, 2024 08:30 AM (0RiBv)

75 >>and token-ring architecture lol

Token ring brings back a painful memory.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2024 08:27 AM (LkLld)
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I rather liked it when the internet was difficult to reach and ran very slowly. And kids saw no point in it. I hate what it has become.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:30 AM (llXky)

76 , so now we can make more realistic plans to get her life back on track.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April

This is really hard and I had to get through something similar. Not quite the same, mine still lives, but close. If she needs someone to talk to, let me know. The path to rebuild is hard. But it isn’t impossible.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 08:31 AM (ZdaMQ)

77 >Powerline Week in Pictures:

good stuff
the 'captcha' made me chortle

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 08:33 AM (/7KEl)

78 This is really hard and I had to get through something similar. Not quite the same, mine still lives, but close. If she needs someone to talk to, let me know. The path to rebuild is hard. But it isn’t impossible.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 08:31 AM (ZdaMQ)
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Thank you, but I'm afraid she's still very much resistant to any advice of mine.

She's also pretty much starting from scratch, which is difficult but also very easy to make visible progress.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:34 AM (llXky)

79 > Wasnt OS/2 just a bunch of DOS windows.
____________

DOS/Windows = 16bit
OS/2 = 32bit

OS/2 also (IIRC) could run on certain IBM mainframes. Maybe it was OS/2 Warp... one of those could.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 08:34 AM (Q4IgG)

80 Good morning, one and all. It's been a rather busy week around the house and still going strong. My wife runs a dogsitting service and one of our regular clients dropped off her two dogs yesterday.

Now, we are a greyhound house and that's the majority of the clientele. But this family just adopted a lab and he's been dropped in the middle of a greyhound pack. My dogs were basically trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

And in other news, my wife's 2010 Prius finally made it clear that it was time to be replaced. We went to a dealer that I've had good experiences and she picked up a new Crosstrek that has been a service loaner.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 27, 2024 08:34 AM (lXCUP)

81 >Actually, I know when I shuffle off from this mortal coil, in 20 minutes everyone will have forgotten I existed.
---


It'll take about a week, 10 days for my neighbors to smell me

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 08:35 AM (/7KEl)

82
I rather liked it when the internet was difficult to reach and ran very slowly. And kids saw no point in it. I hate what it has become.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:30 AM


So true. In the beginning it was serious nerds who installed cards, knew their IRQ settings, ran cable, the whole nine yards.

But it went to complete crap when people with a cell phone and no knowledge went on-line.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 08:35 AM (RKVpM)

83 >>I rather liked it when the internet was difficult to reach and ran very slowly. And kids saw no point in it. I hate what it has become.

I was fortunate enough to have a ringside seat for the early days of the internet. Got to meet and work with some brilliant people and watch it grow from the ARPANet transition to the core backbone providers and beyond.

It was a very exciting time but yea I don't think we were all prepared for how it would change our lives.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2024 08:35 AM (LkLld)

84 74 I understand Mr. Pecker got squeezed yesterday.
Posted by: Redenzo at April 27, 2024 08:30 AM (0RiBv)

Judges would have accepted Jerked Around.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:35 AM (ENQN6)

85 Are you suggesting he DIDN'T have the Mona Lisa and Britain's Crown Jewels stuffed in his bag?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 08:29 AM (BpYfr)
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I think he's likely not to file a claim at all, because he doesn't want anyone to know what was in there.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:35 AM (llXky)

86 I think he's likely not to file a claim at all, because he doesn't want anyone to know what was in there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:35 AM (llXky)
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You almost have to feel sorry for the poor thief when he opens the bag and discovers the depths of Schiff's depravity...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 08:37 AM (BpYfr)

87 I think he's likely not to file a claim at all, because he doesn't want anyone to know what was in there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:35 AM (llXky)

a tear-stained Mueller report

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:37 AM (ENQN6)

88
Grocery store just texted me 🛒
the particular brand of potato chips I wanted is out of stock

all is lost...

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 08:39 AM (/7KEl)

89 I started learning this yesterday, Jimmy Webb's finest song, as performed here by Men at Work's Colin Hay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB65PKfcW0g&loop=0

I got it all down just as Mr Hay does it, except for the little solo break, and found a source online for the guitar TAB, PayPal'd a swede $5, and now have it all.

The descending bass line of the chorus " . . . and I need you more than want you . . . " sounds like a dream sequence on my '72 Martin D-18.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 27, 2024 08:40 AM (KiBMU)

90 Are you joking, schiff's luggage was stolen in San Francisco. Nothing will shock the thief, I'm sure he/she/it has seen worse on a daily basis.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 27, 2024 08:40 AM (2NHgQ)

91 MisHum: "How are you doing?"

Hanging in there, thanks for asking. Since surgery Apr 2, I've been tied to this "wound vac" appliance. Nurse tells me I'm healing up enough that next week they may take me off it. Will be a relief not to have to cart that around everywhere.

Every day an existential miracle.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sorta at April 27, 2024 08:40 AM (L6R40)

92
You almost have to feel sorry for the poor thief when he opens the bag and discovers the depths of Schiff's depravity...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 08:37 AM


Sam Brinton might discover six dresses and one mans suit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 08:41 AM (RKVpM)

93 78
Thank you, but I'm afraid she's still very much resistant to any advice of mine.

She's also pretty much starting from scratch, which is difficult but also very easy to make visible progress.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April
Sometimes talking to someone who isn’t your parent, even when they say the same thing, gets listened to. I am here and the offer will remain open. This next 12 months will be the hardest for her, and will consist of one foot in front of the other. You are all in my prayers. She is lucky to have you, by the way. Don’t forget that in your heart.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 08:41 AM (ZdaMQ)

94 His luggage was stolen?
Oh, no!
Anyway...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2024 08:42 AM (dg+HA)

95 Imagine boosting a whole new wardrobe, then finding out you're going to dress just like Adam Schiff. Crime does not pay.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 08:42 AM (zdLoL)

96 Morning Horde.
Prayers for those asking and needing.

Sad week at work.
Head on with a wrong way driver took the life of a coworkers wife.
Huge Mexican Catholic family so many prayers being said and a giant support system but coworker is in a bad way.
Then something I really don't need to start thinking about on a Saturday morning. Lawyers involved now. Hospital tried a "settlement" with the parents of the injured child. (there's that rage again...)
I hate how they look at poor working folk like they can be bought off cheap. Adminstrators were told I'll show it to my lawyer and see what he thinks. "Settlement" was withdrawn.

Need more coffee. I love you all and thank you. There is no place like here.

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2024 08:43 AM (B705c)

97 Good morning dear morons. My BIL in Arizona is not doing well. We tried talking to him yesterday but he's barely coherent. It's so sad to see him this way. The dementia hit hm hard and we has gone downhill so fast. I will be adding him to the prayer list.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 27, 2024 08:43 AM (iF0sF)

98 Good Saturday morning, horde!

Prayers have been said. May you each be blessed.

Miley, I pray that your brother can add coping skills to his other prepping skills. Or is he freaking because he thinks he's not prepped enough? Tough times coming, I pray for his--and everyone's--peace of mind and trust in the almighty.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2024 08:43 AM (OX9vb)

99 Now, we are a greyhound house and that's the majority of the clientele.


Oh how I envy you.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 08:43 AM (SfhV1)

100 All right, friends. My little polka dot kitty boy is kneading on my stomach making me think my abs aren’t what I thought they were or should be so I am off to the studio! 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2024 08:43 AM (ZdaMQ)

101 I recall filling out the paperwork (actual paper forms) from ICANN to establish a FedGov Bureau's original network subnet address pool.

You had to mail it back in because there wasn't much of an Internet yet.

Sort of amusing when I think about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 08:43 AM (Q4IgG)

102 Grocery store just texted me 🛒
the particular brand of potato chips I wanted is out of stock

all is lost...
Posted by: Don Black
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My grocery was out of Little Debbie honey buns. I don't know if I can sustain...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 08:44 AM (XeU6L)

103 really puts me off when Trump says he "loves NYC"

Posted by: yikes at April 27, 2024 08:45 AM (us2H3)

104 https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/
status/1784070953242075582

David Ferriero--Obama-appointed national archivist
State he has zero authority (meaning criminal laws) over PDT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:45 AM (ENQN6)

105 *Grocery store just texted me 🛒
the particular brand of potato chips I wanted is out of stock

all is lost*

FWP thread is tomorrow.

Posted by: Tell it to CBD at April 27, 2024 08:45 AM (dg+HA)

106 All this talk about the early days of the Internet and no mention of Al Gore?? This will not do.
First he invented the internet, and now he's saving the planet. And he gets no respect.
At least they named the algorithm for him.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 27, 2024 08:46 AM (Lo97M)

107 101 I recall filling out the paperwork (actual paper forms) from ICANN to establish a FedGov Bureau's original network subnet address pool.

You had to mail it back in because there wasn't much of an Internet yet.

Sort of amusing when I think about it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 08:43 AM (Q4IgG)

Did you have to cut a paper check too?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:46 AM (ENQN6)

108 34 I actually got enough sleep last night for which I most sincerely praise the Lord.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 08:10 AM (n/1xr)

That is a gift!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2024 08:47 AM (OX9vb)

109 > Did you have to cut a paper check too?
Posted by: rhennigantx
_________

Heh.... the FedGov bureau was the Treasury. 🤣

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 08:48 AM (Q4IgG)

110 I still need my chakra released.

Posted by: Al Gore Rhythm at April 27, 2024 08:49 AM (dg+HA)

111 Sam Brinton might discover six Wokanda Queen dresses and one mans suit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 08:41 AM (RKVpM)

fixed it

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:49 AM (ENQN6)

112 70 I hated those twist on terminators that idiots would take off and kill and entire network.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 08:29 AM (ENQN6)
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I still have some and the T pieces. Spent part of a year going to 34 offices and installing coax. Then 2 years later redid it all for 10baseT. Kept a lot of the hardware figuring T pieces and terminators might make good fishing sinkers - but I never did go fishing.

Posted by: Ciampino - It went that way? at April 27, 2024 08:49 AM (qfLjt)

113
Mike Pinder, co-founder and last surviving original member of the Moody Blues, dead at 82. Such great music for so many years.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 08:05 AM


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2024 08:50 AM (tljrc)

114 102 Grocery store just texted me 🛒
the particular brand of potato chips I wanted is out of stock

all is lost...
Posted by: Don Black
------

My grocery was out of Little Debbie honey buns. I don't know if I can sustain...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 08:44 AM (XeU6L)

Try the donut stix for a quick fix.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 08:50 AM (QXQ4l)

115 99 Now, we are a greyhound house and that's the majority of the clientele.


Oh how I envy you.


Well, grammie, if you are in range of the Glorious People's Republic of MD and would like a fix, you're welcome to stop by. -:-)

And my wife's business was sheer luck and good timing. The travel restrictions were lifted and the kennel that works with greyhounds was filling up fast. My wife went to their site and realized she could charge the same rate and the dogs would be roaming in a house.

This allowed her the chance to quit her job at Lowe's and she's been a lot happier.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 27, 2024 08:50 AM (lXCUP)

116 114
Try the donut stix for a quick fix.


I have not seen or had those for many years. Life is rough.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 27, 2024 08:51 AM (lXCUP)

117 It was a very exciting time but yea I don't think we were all prepared for how it would change our lives.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Agreed. I can easily recall when BBS's were cutting edge, and 300 Baud was the hot ticket. I was a little shocked when Pixy this a.m. said, 'I never owned a DOS computer'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 08:51 AM (XeU6L)

118 See rain is coming so better get some stuff outside done

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 08:52 AM (fwDg9)

119 The San Jose mayor's bodyguard was attacked during a live interview the the mayor, Matt Mahan. It went about as well as you'd expect for the bodyguard...
https://tinyurl.com/3pppncwk (goes to X)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 08:29 AM (Q4IgG)

Good. Politicians of both parties should be attacked and beaten when out and about in public.

Keep them on their toes and makes for entertaining videos.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2024 08:52 AM (R/m4+)

120 *screaming*

You live in a f**ckin' potato chip desert!

Posted by: Sam Kinison at April 27, 2024 08:52 AM (dg+HA)

121 Good. Politicians of both parties should be attacked and beaten when out and about in public.

MMA style matches instead of Presidential debates. Pay Per View. Who wants in on this?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 27, 2024 08:53 AM (lXCUP)

122 My wife went to their site and realized she could charge the same rate and the dogs would be roaming in a house.


Don't you mean sleeping on your couch?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 08:54 AM (SfhV1)

123 Howdy y'all!

~3 inches of snow out there, 25° Buckley the wonder dog is sitting in an Adirondack chair on the deck watching the front meadow. I think he's a watch dog...

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 08:54 AM (l4B/J)

124 All this talk about the early days of the Internet and no mention of Al Gore?? This will not do.
First he invented the internet, and now he's saving the planet. And he gets no respect.
At least they named the algorithm for him.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 27, 2024 08:46 AM (Lo97M)

In the world of Rub N Tug Aficionados, Mr. Al Gore is a god!

Oops, off to my 9:00 appointment at the Heavenly Garden Spa & Happy Ending Laundromat.

Posted by: Bob Kraft, Rub N Tug Aficionado at April 27, 2024 08:55 AM (R/m4+)

125
Two members of the Moody Blues still tour in 2024. Amazing. I saw them in concert about three decades ago. They started in 1964, half a century ago.

But I'm still 29.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 08:56 AM (RKVpM)

126 I will be adding him to the prayer list.
Posted by: jewells

You and the BIL continue to be in my prayers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 08:57 AM (70LVe)

127 Two members of the Moody Blues still tour in 2024. Amazing. I saw them in concert about three decades ago. They started in 1964, half a century ago.


I adore the Moody Blues.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 08:57 AM (SfhV1)

128 Morning again, coffee folken,

I'm back from washing the car. My usual Exxon convenience store had regular for $3.13, ten cents off for me with my card, and they have E0. Except at two pumps, when I put in my card and tried to pump from the nozzle, it just clicked. No E0. I threw up my hands (this shop is exasperating; I only use them when they are the cheapest around) and drove home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 08:57 AM (omVj0)

129 Alvin "DEI" Bragg has screwed up the case against President Trump. It seems the second misdemeanor of "trying to promote an election" ONLY APPLIES TO NY STATE ELECTIONS, not federal elections. That means there is now no way to escape the statute of limitations on the other misdemeanor. In addition the President had turned over the operation of his companies to his sons before the entries in question were made in the ledgers. So he had no control over the entries. Hire clown employees, get clown results.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe is not my president at April 27, 2024 08:57 AM (CecP5)

130 Don't you mean sleeping on your couch?

The couch we have in the living room is a two seater. Once in a while, our girl will curl up in it but no other dog tries. And there are at least two dog beds in every room in the house with the exception of the kitchen.

Why yes, we do spoil them. Thank you for noticing.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 27, 2024 08:59 AM (lXCUP)

131 Thank you, but I'm afraid she's still very much resistant to any advice of mine.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 08:34 AM (llXky)

It can be hard to hear advice from one's parents.Too much history.
A disinterested 3rd party (therapist / counsellor / priest) can be easier to listen to.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:00 AM (n/1xr)

132 really puts me off when Trump says he "loves NYC"
Posted by: yikes at April 27, 2024


***
The NYC of 1964, when he was in high school, sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 09:01 AM (omVj0)

133
I adore the Moody Blues.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 08:57 AM


Still have some of their vinyl albums from the 60's? That's the real test.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:02 AM (RKVpM)

134 https://tinyurl.com/3pppncwk
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 08:29 AM (Q4IgG)

"The pedestrian then tells the security detail, who is a San Jose Police Department officer, to “mind your (explicit) business.” “I was going to do what the (explicit) I was going to do right before you walked up to me,” he said to the security guard."

Haha, I'm kinda siding with the pedestrian here. Minding his own business but the elites thought they owned the street at that moment and wanted him out of sight of their interview.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2024 09:02 AM (OX9vb)

135 Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 27, 2024 08:38 AM (BLOW1)
...

Posted by: Hash Appreciator at April 27, 2024 09:02 AM (hSIB4)

136 97 jewells,your family is going through a lot
Prayers up.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:03 AM (n/1xr)

137 79 > Wasnt OS/2 just a bunch of DOS windows.
____________

DOS/Windows = 16bit
OS/2 = 32bit

OS/2 also (IIRC) could run on certain IBM mainframes. Maybe it was OS/2 Warp... one of those could.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 08:34 AM (Q4IgG)
----
The whole idea of OS/2 and Microchannel Architecture was that it would interconnect IBM PCs and IBM minis/mainframes and run on both. Microchannel was a bear when it came to adding anything to the bus, whether a video card or a hard drive. It involved rituals, codes, sacrifices and a first-born. You had to know some abstruse number for the drive. Reminded me of very early PCS and hard drives. Too complicated.

Posted by: Ciampino - IBM started making IBM-compatibles too at April 27, 2024 09:03 AM (qfLjt)

138 Still have some of their vinyl albums from the 60's? That's the real test.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:02 AM (RKVpM)


I think I do. I'll have to dig thru my stacks, which contain many records from Chavez the Hugo. He sent them to me before he passed away.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:04 AM (SfhV1)

139
Heh. Crossing the streams, I have an OS/2 coffee mug.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 09:05 AM (XeU6L)

140
I remember installing DoubleDos on a co-workers computer. That was kinda cool. He wanted an estimating program running and a spreadsheet at the same time. Hit two keys and you could go back and forth between them. State of the art stuff - at the time.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:06 AM (RKVpM)

141 83
It was a very exciting time but yea I don't think we were all prepared for how it would change our lives.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2024 08:35 AM (LkLld)
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Do you remember the great debates about allowing commercial traffic on the Internet? The .com wasn't there in the beginning. The naysayers were right.

Posted by: Ciampino - IBM started making IBM-compatibles too! at April 27, 2024 09:08 AM (qfLjt)

142 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

143 Thanks for the Coffee Thread and Prayer Revival, Mis Hum and Annie!

Prayers up for the Horde, those they love, and those that love them.

May God continue to bless the U.S.A. and Israel.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2024 09:09 AM (U3L4U)

144 Soon it will be the first Saturday of May....and we know what that means. Bourbon.

Posted by: jeff at April 27, 2024 09:09 AM (ZiwLX)

145 Anyway, on topic of DOS 4.0, Pixy ain't kidding. The memory manager in there blew one, and it screwed over every app which looked at version-number for compatibility. (DOS 4.0 was in-fact backward-compatible, being a rush job for the IBM PS/2; but the apps didn't know that.)
forum.vcfed.org/index.php?threads/ whats-wrong-with-dos-4-xx.54820/

DOS 5.0, which was also backward-compatible, allowed to fake being a lower version, as a result.
Also DOS 4.0 was loaded with bugs, because Microsoft, although 4.01 fixed the worst of these.

Posted by: Hash Appreciator at April 27, 2024 09:09 AM (hSIB4)

146 >>Agreed. I can easily recall when BBS's were cutting edge, and 300 Baud was the hot ticket. I was a little shocked when Pixy this a.m. said, 'I never owned a DOS computer'.

I was recruited to a certain router company that was builiding this new group that was going to sell to this new industry that was springing up called Internet Service Providers. There were 13 of us in the group the first year and most looked at us with pity that we were stuck in a group that was clearly just a fad.

I've never been assoicated with any industry before or since that grew and changed like we did in those early years.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2024 09:10 AM (LkLld)

147 I adore the Moody Blues.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 08:57 AM

Still have some of their vinyl albums from the 60's? That's the real test.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
++++
I'm pretty sure I still have 4 or 5 of their vinyl albums in my record cabinet.
To me they were more than just some singers in a rock and roll band.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 27, 2024 09:10 AM (Lo97M)

148 It can be hard to hear advice from one's parents.Too much history.
A disinterested 3rd party (therapist / counsellor / priest) can be easier to listen to.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:00 AM (n/1xr)
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Especially today. I don't really understand it. I always listened to my parents, and still consult them. I suspect it is part of the internet age, where parents are presumed stupid and smart stuff is online.

In the case of my eldest, she's been very prideful since she met her ex, consistently doing the opposite of what I said, and now that I've been vindicated, she's still looking for ways to defy me. On the plus side, last night we talked about things and she's asked for my help on a few issues. So we'll see how it goes.

I've also pointed out that there is a widows support group in our parish that might do her some good.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 27, 2024 09:11 AM (llXky)

149 Question for the Horde mind:
Does multi-tasking increase stress?
Is it unhealthy?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:11 AM (n/1xr)

150 > The whole idea of OS/2 and Microchannel Architecture was that it would interconnect IBM PCs and IBM minis/mainframes and run on both.
___________

We had a "mainframe group" of IT nerds and a "Microsoft/Novell/PC" group of IT nerds. We did not coexist very well. Some of us did "cross-over" work with the OS/2 and PowerPC stuff, but IMO this was a huge failure on IBM's part. Should have stuck with mainframes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 09:11 AM (Q4IgG)

151 Ahh yes, the early internet where your domain name couldn't be longer than 3 letters IIRC.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:12 AM (70LVe)

152
Do you remember the great debates about allowing commercial traffic on the Internet?

I remember putting up a web page for my business and while I didn't have prices or anything I did have images of the products. I felt just a little guilty about doing it.

I hated HTML with a passion.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:12 AM (RKVpM)

153 Thank you AZ deplorable. You met my SIL. Sweetest person you would ever want to meet. I hate that she has to deal with all this as well.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 27, 2024 09:12 AM (iF0sF)

154 Between Adam Schiff getting robbed and the attack on security of San Jose Mayor Mahan, I think I'll play Lotto today because I'm feeling lucky.

Reap the whirlwind.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:13 AM (RIvkX)

155 86
You almost have to feel sorry for the poor thief when he opens the bag and discovers the depths of Schiff's depravity...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 08:37 AM (BpYfr)
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Well he can probably blackmail Schiff by threatening to release a list of contents to the Internet.

Posted by: Ciampino - Schiff Base at April 27, 2024 09:13 AM (qfLjt)

156 Coffee place here has a "Grand Reopening!!1wun" in three hours. New management. Best I can tell, the management's first move was to take away the comfy chairs. They didn't add any new power outlets to account for the little tables they replaced them with.

1/4 needs more effort.

Posted by: Hash Appreciator at April 27, 2024 09:14 AM (hSIB4)

157 Does multi-tasking increase stress?
Is it unhealthy?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:11 AM (n/1xr)
===

Depends on how many of the voices in your head are talking at the same time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:14 AM (RIvkX)

158 Between Adam Schiff getting robbed and the attack on security of San Jose Mayor Mahan, I think I'll play Lotto today because I'm feeling lucky.

Reap the whirlwind.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:13 AM (RIvkX)

I think I'll buy a few tickets as well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 27, 2024 09:14 AM (R4t5M)

159 Also DOS 4.0 was loaded with bugs, because Microsoft, although 4.01 fixed the worst of these.
Posted by: Hash Appreciator

I still cringe when I think of buying or installing any V1.0 of hardware, software, 1st year release of cars, and anything else.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (70LVe)

160 I hated HTML with a passion.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at


So does BLOW1 apparently.
On the other hand, we did have that troll who blew up the site with it . . .

Posted by: Hash Appreciator at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (hSIB4)

161 vmom if done all the time I would think it would, spurts at a time but down time should help you

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (fwDg9)

162
Is it unhealthy?


can't you see I'M BUSY DAMMIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THESE SHENANIGANS! STOP THE HAMMERING!

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (/7KEl)

163 >>We had a "mainframe group" of IT nerds and a "Microsoft/Novell/PC" group of IT nerds. We did not coexist very well. Some of us did "cross-over" work with the OS/2 and PowerPC stuff, but IMO this was a huge failure on IBM's part. Should have stuck with mainframes

My dad worked for DEC when I was in high school. They seemed destined to rule the industry with their new fangled minicomputers that were rapidly taking marketshare from the mainframe colossuses. And then Ken Olsen decided DEC would not be a serious player in the PC buisness because individuals would never need their own computer.

Life comes at you fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (LkLld)

164
Well he can probably blackmail Schiff by threatening to release a list of contents to the Internet.

Posted by: Ciampino - Schiff Base at April 27, 2024 09:13 AM


That would be a great 'Trump Troll' - offer the thief a big reward.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (RKVpM)

165 Over the last couple weeks, I've been gardening. Turned and cleared a plot of virgin earth, pulled furrows and planted with the boy for his vegetable garden. It's old hat for me, but it's his first time doing it, and he's totally jacked about it.

What I'm excited about is that I'm doing my first flower garden, because my four year old is obsessed with flowers, so I'm making her a place to go and see them whenever she wants. Did annuals last week. Delphinums, geraniums, snapdragons, and petunias. Going shopping for perennials today.

Also, this is my second spring in this house. Last year, we had a late frost that killed all the flowers on my cherry blossom. No frost this year, but they died off pretty quickly anyway, which disappointed me, until I realized that it's not a cherry blossom. With no frost, it revealed itself as an actual cherry tree. Cherries all over the dang thing. Hundreds of 'em!

I can't wait to eat those cherries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (0FoWg)

166 vmom we sure have. All we can do is pray. A certain family member was causing real problems but thankfully she's learned to stfu.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 27, 2024 09:16 AM (iF0sF)

167
I remember putting up a web page for my business and while I didn't have prices or anything I did have images of the products. I felt just a little guilty about doing it.
---------

I recall approaching management, suggesting that we establish an internet presence. A week later, a VP stopped by my office and said, 'We don't think there is anything there for us'. Today, that company lives/dies by their internet presence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 09:17 AM (XeU6L)

168 {{{ grammie winger }}}

The Jordie Nelson herd is thriving on the new prairie grass. The herd seems a bit smaller than usual, with less calves.

He followed the local practice to burn his land, and the grass comes back with 15% more protein. I saw the fire came close to, but on on, the outbuildings.

In other news, his charitable foundation Nelson Family Community Foundation (NFCF) has another celebration this summer. Contact link in nic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 09:17 AM (u82oZ)

169 jewells are you still on infusion holiday?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:17 AM (RIvkX)

170 My luggage was hacked!

Posted by: Schiff at April 27, 2024 09:18 AM (XeU6L)

171 He followed the local practice to burn his land, and the grass comes back with 15% more protein.


That's interesting. I never heard that before. Off to check the link....

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:18 AM (SfhV1)

172 Good morning. Prayers for all requests on The Prayer List and also for all others in need. (Aren't we all, at times?) Thank you, Annie & MisHum.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 27, 2024 09:19 AM (NFX2v)

173 I can't wait to eat those cherries.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (0FoWg)
===
Us too!
-every crow within 10 miles of your tree

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:19 AM (RIvkX)

174 {{{ jewells45}}}

Prayers ascend for you, cherished one.

fuckcancer#178³

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

175
the link gave me two scary warnings so I didn't go there

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:19 AM (SfhV1)

176 I adore the Moody Blues.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 08:57 AM


In your wildest dreams?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2024 09:19 AM (a3Q+t)

177 En mi casa toman Bustelo!

Posted by: Caffiend at April 27, 2024 09:20 AM (V5BDR)

178
Question for the Horde mind:
Does multi-tasking increase stress?
Is it unhealthy?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


Yes, it increases stress for those who are victims of the multi-tasker.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 09:20 AM (MoZTd)

179
I can't wait to eat those cherries.
Posted by: Yudhishthira

Try and get them before the birds do!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:20 AM (70LVe)

180 jewells45
Supposed to be to the 23rd power. I know. No math on the blog.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 09:20 AM (u82oZ)

181
I still cringe when I think of buying or installing any V1.0 of hardware, software, 1st year release of cars, and anything else.
Posted by: AZ
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Pfft.

Posted by: Beta at April 27, 2024 09:20 AM (XeU6L)

182 Daughter just called me from Guatemala. She is on a medical mission there. Today they are venting homes because all the continual smoke and dust causes respiratory problems for families there.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:22 AM (SfhV1)

183 jewells are you still on infusion holiday?

Yes until June 11 so it's a long break. I will have a PET scan the day before. I know this break will give the cancer a chance to grow again but my body just couldn't take anymore. It's been almost 2 weeks since the last infusion and I still haven't recovered. I've barely left the house and only for very short excursions. I sleep. A lot.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 27, 2024 09:22 AM (iF0sF)

184 Cherries all over the dang thing. Hundreds of 'em!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (0FoWg)

Mine, too! I had a few last year, but the birds kept a close watch and snatched them just as they were ripening. I WILL net the tree this year.

And my peach tree survived the frosts, it looks like. Last year, the little peaches all froze off in a late frost. This year, there are hundreds of little peaches--I am so hoping the frost is over, because I want those peaches this year!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2024 09:22 AM (OX9vb)

185 grammie winger

Oh my. Sorry. I got no warnings on my iMac.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 09:22 AM (u82oZ)

186 In your wildest dreams?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2024 09:19 AM (a3Q+t)


That's my favorite.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:22 AM (SfhV1)

187 Oh my. Sorry. I got no warnings on my iMac.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 09:22 AM (u82oZ)


I just figured you were trying to kill me on purpose.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:23 AM (SfhV1)

188 Us too!
-every crow within 10 miles of your tree
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:19 AM (RIvkX)

Yeah, I'm worried about the birds. Luckily, my office shed is right next to that tree, so most days I'm looking right out that window and I have my pellet gun right by the desk for those black bastards.

But, I'm worried about if cardinals eat cherries, because I can't bring myself to kill them. I love cardinals, and even if I didn't my older daughter knows them all on sight and has names for them. She'd probably shoot me with the AK if I take out one of her cardinals.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 09:24 AM (0FoWg)

189 Pfft.
Posted by: Beta

Beta stayed in the lab at the places I pretended to work.
Releases were the bane of my existence, field systems engineer support. "Engineering: we didn't expect the customer to actually use the hardware/software like that."

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:24 AM (70LVe)

190
Multi-tasking is a way of ensuring that ten tasks will be half done and badly instead of two or three done well in the same time. Those advocating it for others are psychopathic slave drivers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 09:24 AM (MoZTd)

191 I recall approaching management, suggesting that we establish an internet presence. A week later, a VP stopped by my office and said, 'We don't think there is anything there for us'.



This is the story of Sears. They were Amazon in the analog world. Missed bigly on seeing what the internet could do for them.

Posted by: Montec at April 27, 2024 09:25 AM (K4hsL)

192 Lord, please heal these ones or otherwise restore them to their families and your service.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 09:25 AM (o2ZRX)

193 Multi tasking doesn’t exist. Our brains can only process one thing at a time.

Posted by: Montec at April 27, 2024 09:25 AM (K4hsL)

194 What with spring calves, flower gardens and hoped-for infusion holidays, this is a happy Saturday thread! Prayers for those who asked and a little music make for good accompaniment.

https://tinyurl.com/2v54daxk

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (CiOs/)

195
I recall approaching management, suggesting that we establish an internet presence. A week later, a VP stopped by my office and said, 'We don't think there is anything there for us'.

Premature innovation. Always a career killer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (MoZTd)

196
Us too!
-every crow within 10 miles of your tree

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:19 AM


Something I find amazing is how some animals which visit my property express what I consider human emotions. When my mulberry trees are full of berries the squirrels actually get in fights over territory. They get angry and hiss at each other.

This morning, two cardinals, male and female. She picks up a seed and passes it to her mate who accepts it beak to beak. I've seen it before at least a dozen times.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (RKVpM)

197 She'd probably shoot me with the AK if I take out one of her cardinals.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

=====

"It's merely resting, or pining for the fjords" etc rtc

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (8AONa)

198 Question for the Horde mind:
Does multi-tasking increase stress?
Is it unhealthy?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

--

Multi-tasking isn't possible.

Humans might do two things simultaneously like driving and drinking a cup of coffee, but the success of those are mostly the results of something similar to muscle memory.

Actual activities requiring attention and thought? It's not possible. That's why it's stressful and unhealthy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (SdC0P)

199 Good morning everyone. Prayers for all Horde intentions - those requested and those known but to God.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (WXNFJ)

200 You almost have to feel sorry for the poor thief when he opens the bag and discovers the depths of Schiff's depravity...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 08:37 AM (BpYfr)

And he posts pictures on social media. LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the craaazy at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (iODuv)

201 grammie winger

The Rev never talked to me! Especially not about your cooking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (u82oZ)

202 Does multi-tasking increase stress?
Is it unhealthy?
Posted by: vmom stabb

********

It depends. E.g. feeding a baby while cutting down a tree with a chainsaw? Stressful and unhealthy.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 09:27 AM (l4B/J)

203 I arrived in Buffalo last night for the funeral and internment of my mom's brother. He was a Mason of some standing. Visited my dad out in Clarence where he waits with my mom's German relatives.
Once we hit I380 in Pa., I am reminded how much of a dump NYC really is.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 27, 2024 09:27 AM (JbWCk)

204 Yeah, I'm worried about the birds.
Posted by: Yudhishthira

Remember Tule is your friend when protecting fruit trees from marauding birds.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:27 AM (70LVe)

205 Does multi-tasking increase stress?
Is it unhealthy?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:11 AM


It's very inefficient.

1 task = 100% each
2 task = 40% each
5 task = 5% each

IOW, with 5 (equal) tasks, 75% of your bandwidth is being used in task switching, 25% on actual tasks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2024 09:28 AM (a3Q+t)

206 E.g. feeding a baby while cutting down a tree with a chainsaw? Stressful and unhealthy.

Yeah bro, one thing at a time

Posted by: Eliot Page, He-Man at April 27, 2024 09:28 AM (hSIB4)

207 The Rev never talked to me! Especially not about your cooking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (u82oZ)


Oh don't get me started on the Rev. Now that he thinks he's going to die, he's doing lots of stupid stuff. Like wanting to buy a vintage convertible. I told him it would leave me destitute but he seems to think if he's gone, then what the heck.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:29 AM (SfhV1)

208 Have a great day, everyone.

May it be all rainbows and eggs in your beer in your local area. And positively no wedge tornadoes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2024 09:30 AM (u82oZ)

209 Saw The Moody Blues in Norfolk at ODU in 2010. They put on a great show and had two pretty cellists in the band. Sad that all the originals are gone, but they got to do what they loved for many decades. Lives well lived.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at April 27, 2024 09:30 AM (V5BDR)

210 This morning, two cardinals, male and female. She picks up a seed and passes it to her mate who accepts it beak to beak. I've seen it before at least a dozen times.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (RKVpM)

From what I've observed, cardinals seem to have group and perhaps family units. Pairs that travel together and so forth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 09:30 AM (0FoWg)

211 My first IT job was with a company doing a lot of work with FedGov. One of the customers we had wanted two MASSCOMP (Massachusetts Computer Corporation) "mini-mainframes." These were pretty beefy, for the time, Unix computers with Motorola 68000 processors. They were unique machines in that they were able to quickly process data fed into it and write the results to disk.

I believe the two we configured were to pull analog data off a wire and write it to disk... analog data being telephone calls.

Guess who they were for. Wrong answers only.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

212 Blackmailing Shifty won't work, first the bad contents being shown will first be claimed its not his, then later will sue because he wants the contents back

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 09:32 AM (fwDg9)

213 150 > The whole idea of OS/2 and Microchannel Architecture was that it would interconnect IBM PCs and IBM minis/mainframes and run on both.
___________

We had a "mainframe group" of IT nerds and a "Microsoft/Novell/PC" group of IT nerds. We did not coexist very well. Some of us did "cross-over" work with the OS/2 and PowerPC stuff, but IMO this was a huge failure on IBM's part. Should have stuck with mainframes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 09:11 AM (Q4IgG)
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When IBM went their own way with Microchannel and PS/2 while the rest of the industry went all out on making IBM-compatibles (ISA Bus), I predicted that IBM would end up coming back and making 'IBM-compatibles' as well - and they did since PS/2 and Micro-C didn't take off.

Posted by: Ciampino - ISA and EISA Busses at April 27, 2024 09:32 AM (qfLjt)

214 Upper Midwest should have four or five good convertible days per year. Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: Top Down at April 27, 2024 09:33 AM (V5BDR)

215 This morning, two cardinals, male and female. She picks up a seed and passes it to her mate who accepts it beak to beak. I've seen it before at least a dozen times.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

--

You'll also see dads teaching their young how to use feeders or search for food on the ground, and the young males often look like females. There will be chirps and whistles and calls you've never heard before during it, too. Because they're teaching.

Seeing that type of interaction made me change how I hunt, btw. I still do, but I know I'm different than before and approach it differently.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 09:33 AM (SdC0P)

216 203 I arrived in Buffalo last night for the funeral and internment of my mom's brother. He was a Mason of some standing. Visited my dad out in Clarence where he waits with my mom's German relatives.
Once we hit I380 in Pa., I am reminded how much of a dump NYC really is.
Posted by: Jamaica at April 27, 2024 09:27 AM (JbWCk
‘Tatonka?’
- holds index fingers over head

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 09:33 AM (o2ZRX)

217 Depends on how many of the voices in your head are talking at the same time.
Posted by: San Franpsych


I should install token ring in my head

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:33 AM (n/1xr)

218 Upper Midwest should have four or five good convertible days per year. Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: Top Down at April 27, 2024 09:33 AM (V5BDR)


I know, right?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:34 AM (SfhV1)

219 I owned a convertible for a while and almost never put the top down. It was always too hot or too cold. Summer evenings were about the only time it was top down weather. And that’s when the bugs were out lol.

Posted by: Montec at April 27, 2024 09:34 AM (K4hsL)

220 157 Does multi-tasking increase stress?
Is it unhealthy?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:11 AM (n/1xr)
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Depends on how many of the voices in your head are talking at the same time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:14 AM (RIvkX)
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Is reading on the toilet considered multi-tasking?

Posted by: Ciampino - ISA and EISA Busses don't go to town at April 27, 2024 09:35 AM (qfLjt)

221 Anyone else remember the PCjr? What a piece of excrement.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:35 AM (70LVe)

222 This tree is too big for Tulle, I think. Yuuuuge. I could try it, but I'm afraid of heights. Maybe I can hire somebody to do it. Whatever I do, I'll guard it with the pellet gun. I'm hoping word gets out that this cherry tree is a Tree of Sorrow, and the birds stay off it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2024 09:35 AM (0FoWg)

223 I've got about 45 wild blackberry bushes flowering. Another few weeks and it is cobbler and blackberry ice cream time.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 27, 2024 09:36 AM (gLtVx)

224 Depends on how many of the voices in your head are talking at the same time.
Posted by: San Franpsych

I should install token ring in my head
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Your processing of those voices already uses token ring architecture of a sort. heh

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 09:36 AM (WXNFJ)

225 Anyone else remember the PCjr? What a piece of excrement.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:35 AM (70LVe)

Was that the one with the Charlie Chaplin commercials?

Posted by: Montec at April 27, 2024 09:36 AM (K4hsL)

226 Two members of the Moody Blues still tour in 2024. Amazing. I saw them in concert about three decades ago. They started in 1964, half a century ago.

But I'm still 29.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 08:56 AM (RKVpM)

I saw them at Harrahs Lake Tahoe complete with drinks and a four course meal sitting at tables. Like they were a lounge act. In 1988. $80 in tickets (at the time about half a weeks wages) and we were probably 10 feet from the stage. Great show in a chill venue.

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2024 09:37 AM (B705c)

227 Are trannies considered convertibles?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 09:37 AM (WXNFJ)

228 I've got about 45 wild blackberry bushes flowering. Another few weeks and it is cobbler and blackberry ice cream time.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

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oooh, maybe get a jug of apple juice and a little bit of yeast and squeeze some of those suckers in there, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 09:37 AM (SdC0P)

229
Was that the one with the Charlie Chaplin commercials?
Posted by: Montec

You had time to watch TV? Luxury!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:37 AM (70LVe)

230 Are trannies considered convertibles?

-

Only the ones that haven't gone professional and cut off their penises yet.

The am trans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 09:38 AM (SdC0P)

231 159
I still cringe when I think of buying or installing any V1.0 of hardware, software, 1st year release of cars, and anything else.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (70LVe)
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Well I bought a new 1964 Mustang II in 1964 and took it to Africa. Very reliable car and easy to work on. 20 years later I left it with my BIL, still going.

Posted by: Ciampino - ISA and EISA Busses did go to town at April 27, 2024 09:38 AM (qfLjt)

232 I owned a convertible for a while and almost never put the top down. It was always too hot or too cold. Summer evenings were about the only time it was top down weather. And that’s when the bugs were out lol.
Posted by: Montec

I had one, and had the top down most of the time. A colleague visiting from Europe asked if I ever put it up. "Yes, in July and August".

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 27, 2024 09:40 AM (gLtVx)

233 Well I bought a new 1964 Mustang II in 1964 and took it to Africa. Very reliable car and easy to work on. 20 years later I left it with my BIL, still going.
Posted by: Ciampino

Sister had a '64 and half, fun car to drive.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:40 AM (70LVe)

234 Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 27, 2024 09:41 AM (ju2Fy)

235 Yes until June 11 so it's a long break. I will have a PET scan the day before. I know this break will give the cancer a chance to grow again but my body just couldn't take anymore. It's been almost 2 weeks since the last infusion and I still haven't recovered. I've barely left the house and only for very short excursions. I sleep. A lot.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 27, 2024 09:22 AM (iF0sF)
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FIGHT!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:43 AM (RIvkX)

236
Someone should assemble all of Joe Biden's heroic exploits and create a child's book of 'Nighttime Stories".

What was yesterdays heroic exploit? Something about singlehandedly defending a black family that desegregated his neighborhood.

Might have to work on the cannibal story a little bit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:43 AM (RKVpM)

237 Divide by Zero: Mike Pinder, co-founder and last surviving original member of the Moody Blues, dead at 82. Such great music for so many years.

Last words: "I gotta go now!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - never thought I'd live to be a hundred at April 27, 2024 09:43 AM (7WAWe)

238 Boston Globe polling MA for 2024 presidential preference

Shitpants up by 30

Posted by: yikes at April 27, 2024 09:44 AM (us2H3)

239 Someone should assemble all of Joe Biden's heroic exploits and create a child's book of 'Nighttime Stories".

What was yesterdays heroic exploit? Something about singlehandedly defending a black family that desegregated his neighborhood.

Might have to work on the cannibal story a little bit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:43 AM (RKVpM)
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Do you want to scar those kids for life?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 09:44 AM (BpYfr)

240 Biden was on the Howard stern show this week. Said he’ll debate Trump any time anywhere.

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Montec at April 27, 2024 09:44 AM (K4hsL)

241 Do you want to scar those kids for life?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Is that wrong?
-- Joey Pedo Shitpants

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 09:45 AM (WXNFJ)

242 Howard who is Jewish of course supports the pro Hamas Biden.

Posted by: Montec at April 27, 2024 09:45 AM (K4hsL)

243 This morning, two cardinals, male and female. She picks up a seed and passes it to her mate who accepts it beak to beak. I've seen it before at least a dozen times.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (RKVpM)
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Yes, we have the seen same with a bluebird pair that is nesting in our yard. Crazy, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:46 AM (RIvkX)

244 Howard who is 'Jewish' of course supports the pro Hamas Biden.
Posted by: Montec

Jewish In the same manner as Biden is 'Catholic'.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2024 09:47 AM (WXNFJ)

245 Someone should assemble all of Joe Biden's heroic exploits and create a child's book of 'Nighttime Stories".

***

Companion book to
"The Many Deaths of Beau Biden"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:47 AM (n/1xr)

246 I believe the two we configured were to pull analog data off a wire and write it to disk... analog data being telephone calls.

Guess who they were for. Wrong answers only.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)


I am too ignorant to fill in the gaps in your story.

Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2024 09:47 AM (Sf2cq)

247 >>> 240 Biden was on the Howard stern show this week. Said he’ll debate Trump any time anywhere.

Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Montec at April 27, 2024 09:44 AM (K4hsL)

Basement "campaigner" interviewing with the guy who's been hiding under his bed for the past 4 years scairt of woofloo? Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 09:48 AM (llON8)

248 Posted by: Jamaica at April 27, 2024 09:27 AM (JbWCk)
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Prayer for Comfort for those who mourn

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

249 163
Apparently Ken Olsen was misquoted as he was referring to house automation:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Olsen

Posted by: Ciampino - VAX minis were great at April 27, 2024 09:48 AM (qfLjt)

250 Someone should assemble all of Joe Biden's heroic exploits and create a child's book of 'Nighttime Stories".

**

Oh, call it The Sundowner Sagas

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:48 AM (n/1xr)

251
Yes, we have the seen same with a bluebird pair that is nesting in our yard. Crazy, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:46 AM


I've never seen the bluebirds do the seed passing, but I do see the male and female feed at the same time. Because there aren't any robins around building nests and getting dirty I'm putting seed in my empty bird bath. Otherwise those big old bluebirds couldn't feed next to each other.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:51 AM (RKVpM)

252 Blackmailing Shifty won't work, first the bad contents being shown will first be claimed its not his, then later will sue because he wants the contents back
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 09:32 AM (fwDg9)

He better have not lost my favorite double ended flexible water filled mushroom headed Black Mamba I lent him last year.

I loved that thing.

Loved!

Posted by: Ed Buck, Sodomite democrat Operative at April 27, 2024 09:51 AM (R/m4+)

253 I told him it would leave me destitute but he seems to think if he's gone, then what the heck.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:29 AM (SfhV1)
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Hey. You'll have cool car.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

254 Only rode in convertibles a few times, can't say ever wanted one

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 09:51 AM (fwDg9)

255 Found this from a link posted by a commenter at Sarah Hoyt's place:
Net electricity generation in the United States from 1950 to 2023 (in terawatt-hours)
https://shorturl.at/evAKP

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2024 09:51 AM (llON8)

256 @194

https://tinyurl.com/2v54daxk
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 09:26 AM (CiOs/)

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Thanks for this! Gonna look it up on Spotify and, if there, add it to my "Sunday" playlist.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 27, 2024 09:52 AM (6mRbD)

257 The ratio of sanctimonious shit weasels and Biden voters is directly proportion

Posted by: Jamaica at April 27, 2024 09:52 AM (zbqtP)

258 Someone should assemble all of Joe Biden's heroic exploits and create a child's book of 'Nighttime Stories".

**

Oh, call it The Sundowner Sagas
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:48 AM (n/1xr)
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I have enough epic fantasy in my library. I don't need any more...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 09:52 AM (BpYfr)

259 Multi-tasking: Not unhealthy as long as you stay aware you're really only doing one thing at a time. But, yes:

It's very inefficient. ... with 5 (equal) tasks, 75% of your bandwidth is being used in task switching, 25% on actual tasks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Posted by: mindful webworker - one thing at a time at April 27, 2024 09:53 AM (7WAWe)

260 Like wanting to buy a vintage convertible. I told him it would leave me destitute but he seems to think if he's gone, then what the heck.
Posted by: grammie winger

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Vintage convertible is possibly stupid. $7000 1999-2015 or so Miata that is ridiculously reliable, fuel injected, and doesn't require any unusual maintenance beyond oil changes is not stupid.

Also you'll be able to sell it for pretty much what you paid for it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 09:53 AM (SdC0P)

261 The cannibal story:

"My uncle, a Naval aviator with the rank of Commander, was shot down over Papua New Guinea at 8 a.m., was in the stewpot at noon and by 6 p.m. was pronounced Commander in chief."

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 09:54 AM (l4B/J)

262 202 Does multi-tasking increase stress?
Is it unhealthy?
Posted by: vmom stabb

********

It depends. E.g. feeding a baby while cutting down a tree with a chainsaw? Stressful and unhealthy.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 09:27 AM (l4B/J)
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Especially breastfeeding.

Posted by: Ciampino - Don't forget chestfeeding - Buttplug at April 27, 2024 09:54 AM (qfLjt)

263 Only rode in convertibles a few times, can't say ever wanted one

_

They're a sickness for some people. Lots of folks are indifferent, and other people can never not have one after owning one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 09:55 AM (SdC0P)

264 I know who the digitized analog data was for because my HS buddy was writing the S/W to "analyze" it.

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2024 09:55 AM (QB+5g)

265 Do people even listen to Stern anymore? What a ninny fucktard he turned out to be.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 27, 2024 09:55 AM (R4t5M)

266 The birds are emptying our feeder every day. I'm not sure we can afford so many customers .

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

267 OS/2 also (IIRC) could run on certain IBM mainframes. Maybe it was OS/2 Warp... one of those could.

Sounds vaguely familiar but I'm not sure. For sure, there was A/IX for both PCs and S/370s and competitive jealousy aside (I worked for Amdahl at the time), it was pretty good.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2024 09:56 AM (/y8xj)

268 alright
biscuits and sausage gravy

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 09:56 AM (/7KEl)

269 The birds are emptying our feeder every day. I'm not sure we can afford so many customers .
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 09:56 AM (RIvkX)
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Even the birds are suffering due to Bidenflation...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2024 09:57 AM (BpYfr)

270
Only rode in convertibles a few times, can't say ever wanted one

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 09:51 AM


I bought a used one from a friend in the fall, detailed the heck out of it in the winter, then sold it for a very tidy profit in the spring. I don't think I ever rode once in it with the top down. The interior was kinda cold in winter, even with the heater full blast.

Not very appropriate for northern climate zones.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:59 AM (RKVpM)

271 Companion book to
"The Many Deaths of Beau Biden"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 09:47 AM (n/1xr)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2024 09:59 AM (OX9vb)

272 I love soft top Jeeps. In fact, I think taking the top off will happen today.
We could use the rain...

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2024 09:59 AM (B705c)

273
>biscuits and sausage gravy


multitasking

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 09:59 AM (/7KEl)

274 221 Anyone else remember the PCjr? What a piece of excrement.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 09:35 AM (70LVe)
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I do but never saw one.

Posted by: Ciampino - Portables that weighed a ton? at April 27, 2024 10:00 AM (qfLjt)

275 convertibles look fun but aren't.

Like renting an RV to take a family trip to Disneyland.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 10:00 AM (RIvkX)

276 Not very appropriate for northern climate zones.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 09:59 AM (RKVpM)


I used to have a Mustang convertible. Not good at all on ice and snow. Fun to ride around with the dogs in the back seat though. Gums flapping in the wind.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 10:00 AM (SfhV1)

277
Odd that biscuits and sausage gravy is considered great but creamed chipped beef on toast - much the same thing - is considered awful.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 10:01 AM (MoZTd)

278 Zoom meeting with "the team" while playing Candy Crush.

multitasking.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:02 AM (l4B/J)

279 The birds are emptying our feeder every day. I'm not sure we can afford so many customers .
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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That was the first thing outside of groceries that we noticed rampant inflation on. We used to keep sunflower seed in seven feeders in the yard. 50lb bag of seed was $13.

Very soon after 2021 it became a 40lb bag for $25-30.

The birds get one feeder filled every other day, and we'll fill everything on the weekends we're going to be home.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 10:02 AM (SdC0P)

280 convertibles look fun but aren't.

Like renting an RV to take a family trip to Disneyland.


What? It'll be a great family bonding experience.

Posted by: C. Griswold at April 27, 2024 10:02 AM (/y8xj)

281 >but creamed chipped beef on toast - much the same thing - is considered awful.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Not here
my version of creamed chipped beef on toast is to make the sausage gravy, but with ground beef instead

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 10:03 AM (/7KEl)

282 Would not want to drive a soft top vehicle

rollovers happen

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 10:05 AM (/7KEl)

283 My best friend's dad had a convertible Chevrolet Corvair. Silver/gray with red interior. It leaked oil like a sieve.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 10:05 AM (Q4IgG)

284 Odd that biscuits and sausage gravy is considered great but creamed chipped beef on toast - much the same thing - is considered awful.

-

I'm not in an area where chipped beef is a thing, but I always thought it was more a sauce than a gravy. Gravy made properly involves the drippings of the meat and a certain degree of browning (Maillard?) that introduces flavor to the mixture.

chipped beef in a Southern gravy on toast is probably really good. Someone should try that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 10:07 AM (SdC0P)

285 I had a convertible mustang and a jeep, so I could choose which convertible to drive. Still have the jeep.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 27, 2024 10:08 AM (gLtVx)

286 Happy Saturday horde! Prayers up… where my special focus aside from family is JJ

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 27, 2024 10:08 AM (xT8gx)

287 233 Well I bought a new 1964 Mustang II in 1964 and took it to Africa. Very reliable car and easy to work on. 20 years later I left it with my BIL, still going.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Well I really screwed that one up.
Change 1964 to 1974 the year that model came out, you know sub-compact?

Posted by: Ciampino - Eyes man! at April 27, 2024 10:09 AM (qfLjt)

288 >>convertibles look fun but aren't.

Depends on the car. My TR6 was tons of fun, at least while the Prince of Darkness was cooperating.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2024 10:09 AM (LkLld)

289 Tomorrow marks exactly six months (1/2 year) since certified cadaver dogs indicated strong likelihood of human remains on the property previously owned by the neighbor suspected of killing Jack G., my father-in-law (who disappeared without a trace in 2008.

No news to report.

The lead investigator has stopped responding to our periodic requests for updates, not even to say he has nothing to report. No date has been set for a confirmatory K9 search, which was to be the next step. To say I am disappointed would be putting it mildly.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:12 AM (l4B/J)

290 Would not want to drive a soft top vehicle
===============================
I don't get the convertible thing either. Living in the mid-west, there are only a handful of days where driving one would be enjoyable.
And on those days, I see convertibles with their tops up. They're loud, and surprisingly, heavier than hard tops.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 27, 2024 10:13 AM (lPeS+)

291 A friends dad had a '58 Ford Starliner hardtop/conv...that was a neat ride.

Posted by: BignJames at April 27, 2024 10:13 AM (AwYPR)

292 I’m usually not here in this time slot because Saturday morning is the time for my weekly “long run” (anywhere from 8-12 miles). But I’m signed up for a triathlon tomorrow so resting this AM. I’m drinking Diet Coke so I hope that’s not a serious breach of protocol for the coffee break….

I’ve two worries about tomorrow’s race. First, I’m skipping church to participate (I wish they had these things on Saturdays) which makes me feel guilty. Second, rain and thunderstorms are in the forecast; it’ll be a bummer if I wake early drive there arrive at 5:30am… wait around for a few hours only to have the race cancelled….. even this trivia our Lord controls: Psalm 115:3

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 27, 2024 10:13 AM (xT8gx)

293 Muldoon,

Get your attny to send a letter that unless they hear from them, you or a "qualified" second party are going to start digging.

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2024 10:14 AM (QB+5g)

294 My TR6 was tons of fun,
==============
Did that have targa-type roof inserts, or was that the TR7?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 27, 2024 10:14 AM (lPeS+)

295 Stouffer's makes creamed chipped beef. It's not bad. You can get two meals out of one package.

Posted by: Raspail at April 27, 2024 10:15 AM (EaxWw)

296 Morning.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 10:15 AM (WtZ4I)

297 Still in hospital!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 27, 2024 10:15 AM (5tro9)

298 I see Miss Hum is getting a knee replacement.

So...grenade launcher?

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2024 10:16 AM (WtZ4I)

299 Well I really screwed that one up.
Change 1964 to 1974 the year that model came out, you know sub-compact?

Posted by: Ciampino - Eyes man! at April 27, 2024 10:09 AM (qfLjt)

A Pinto w/different sheet metal...wife had one.

Posted by: BignJames at April 27, 2024 10:16 AM (AwYPR)

300 276
I used to have a Mustang convertible. Not good at all on ice and snow. Fun to ride around with the dogs in the back seat though. Gums flapping in the wind.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 10:00 AM (SfhV1)
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Grammie, you should have worn a gum guard.

Posted by: Ciampino - Can't imagine that at April 27, 2024 10:16 AM (qfLjt)

301 Gravy made properly involves the drippings of the meat and a certain degree of browning (Maillard?) that introduces flavor to the mixture.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


********

You seem quite knowledgable on the subject. Were you self taught or formally gravy trained?

😳

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:16 AM (l4B/J)

302 To say I am disappointed would be putting it mildly.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:12 AM (l4B/J)

Sorry Muldoon. I once went to your website in this topic when you linked it and read for awhile. Tragic…. Prayers for resolution; it is surprising authorities are so slow/non-responsive

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 27, 2024 10:16 AM (xT8gx)

303 >288 >>convertibles look fun but aren't.

Depends on the car. My TR6 was tons of fun, at least while the Prince of Darkness was cooperating.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2024 10:09 AM (LkLld)

Mrs. Meta has an Audi Cabriolet. It's a great driving car and is as quiet inside as my sedan with the top up. Bonus 'air scarf' when the temps are chilly and you still want to have the top down. It's her anti-Mom car after years of driving an SUV.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 27, 2024 10:17 AM (Ys9p5)

304 >>Did that have targa-type roof inserts, or was that the TR7?

No, complete rag top. I had 914 that had the targa roof. That was the best of both worlds in my mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2024 10:18 AM (LkLld)

305 Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:12 AM (l4B/J)
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You might want to check out a GPR* service provider, as you have the means. Ground Penetrating Radar will find voids, which are indicative of graves. Burying a body disrupts the ground considerably, and is evident for a long time.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 27, 2024 10:18 AM (lPeS+)

306 Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2024 10:14 AM (QB+5g)

*********

That is one option being considered.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:19 AM (l4B/J)

307 914 was a totally sweet spot for fun car.

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2024 10:19 AM (QB+5g)

308 M,

Or you could threaten to SUE THEM! That would get their attention.

Joking, kinda....

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2024 10:21 AM (QB+5g)

309 GPR can be cost-intensive but very effective.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 27, 2024 10:23 AM (R4t5M)

310
The lead investigator has stopped responding to our periodic requests for updates, not even to say he has nothing to report.
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Anymore, I have come to expect frustration when dealing with any bureaucracy, public/private/corporate. It has become impossible to speak to anyone who actually has any discretional authority.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 10:23 AM (XeU6L)

311 Muldoon, almost seems like people are being paid off so as not to search. Was/is the 'suspect' influential?

Posted by: Ciampino - I have a suspicious mind at April 27, 2024 10:24 AM (qfLjt)

312 You might want to check out a GPR* service provider, as you have the means. Ground Penetrating Radar will find voids, which are indicative of graves. Burying a body disrupts the ground considerably, and is evident for a long time.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

********

I am well aware of the uses and limitations of GPR. The site is an unused and undeveloped section of a remote rural property. No concern about disrupting existing landscaping or structures, and full consent of the current property owner. The nature of the initial dog results would suggest a focused application of a GPB would be a more useful option.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:25 AM (l4B/J)

313 Muldoon, prayers for justice

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 10:25 AM (n/1xr)

314 I rented a convertible once. Don't recall the make/model, but it wasn't a hot rod by any means. I DO recall being shit on by birds at a red light.

So, probably another consideration about owning/not owning one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 10:26 AM (Q4IgG)

315 You seem quite knowledgable on the subject. Were you self taught or formally gravy trained?

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Granny.

You never sausage a breakfast cook.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 10:26 AM (SdC0P)

316 Also yes good luck Muldoon. Prayers for guidance and speed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 10:26 AM (SdC0P)

317 Anymore, I have come to expect frustration when dealing with any bureaucracy, public/private/corporate. It has become impossible to speak to anyone who actually has any discretional authority.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 10:23 AM (XeU6L)

Yes, Sir. I work for a large corp…. The corporate Borg recently moved me to a much smaller office. I have “rank” and per written company policy deserve the old office. My boss and his boss opposed the move and tried to stop it to no avail…. The corporate Borg decided to move me and no one could stop it. We couldn’t even determine who made the decision!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 27, 2024 10:27 AM (xT8gx)

318 Was/is the 'suspect' influential?
Posted by: Ciampino

*******

No, widely acknowledged dirtbag and convicted pedophile.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:27 AM (l4B/J)

319 The Betterhalf gets up to go make sure the trains move correctly and I really can't sleep after she rises.

7 more work days and she unemployed. Yea!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 07:54 AM (70LVe)

She makes the trains run on time? You know who else did that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 10:30 AM (8zz6B)

320 Anymore, I have come to expect frustration when dealing with any bureaucracy, public/private/corporate. It has become impossible to speak to anyone who actually has any discretional authority.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

*******

Mike, I think you hit the nail on the head (SWIDT?). The CBI bureaucratic structure is top heavy and budget restricted to the point of near-paralysis. Need green light from higher up and budgetary approval for almost anything.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:31 AM (l4B/J)

321
I still think a septic drain field inspector with the sharpened pointed rod they use could determine pretty quickly if any bones were beneath the soil. Might cost a hundred bucks for him to prod around. He feels a click or two you'd know something.

Plausible deniability level kinda low.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 10:31 AM (RKVpM)

322
She makes the trains run on time? You know who else did that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

She does tell them to get to their stops on time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 10:31 AM (70LVe)

323 So maybe he knows other pedos who might be influential ... just putting it out there. It's strange foot-dragging by the Law.

Posted by: Ciampino - I have a suspicious mind ... at April 27, 2024 10:32 AM (qfLjt)

324
YouTube took me to a 'best of' Jim Croce album. Apparently he never made much money off his albums and wrote a letter to his wife telling her of his intention to quit music and focus on writing, said letter arrived after his death.

Plane crash was determined to be all pilot error.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 10:36 AM (RKVpM)

325 Report: Top Biden Aides Didn't Have Anything Nice to Say About Karine Jean-Pierre

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They're Morons?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

326 Anymore, I have come to expect frustration when dealing with any bureaucracy, public/private/corporate. It has become impossible to speak to anyone who actually has any discretional authority.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

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I'm not saying this has anything to do with what was being discussed on this thread, but the other irritating part is that the end of anything - or at least a massive slowdown that might as well be an effective end - can come about because someone calls their friend and says "Hey, we were helping out this guy and I think we've found something interesting, is there anything you can tell me about X?"

And two days later the friend calls back and says "Listen, between us, cut that out because that's tied to something we aren't ready or able to investigate" or "Stop because we don't need that being opened back up", and suddenly it's the job of the government employee friend that's at risk because the government employee boss told him that directly.

And it can easily work the other direction, too. Need to charge the president for something? Hey, here's a traffic court judge to help!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 10:36 AM (SdC0P)

327 You know, if there's nothing there then you're not disturbing anything. Just digging a hole in a place that is completely unimportant. Shouldn't be a problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 10:38 AM (SdC0P)

328 Muldoon...

Check out usradar dot com

Archaeological Applications for Ground Penetrating Radar
Ground penetrating radar aids archaeologists who need accurate subsurface data to inform their decisions on where to dig and how deep. Depending on the model used & its penetration depth, the archaeologist can use GPR to help uncover findings like:

Buried buildings and foundations
Forgotten infrastructure (trenches, waterways, cisterns, etc.)
Underground tunnels and voids
Buried military paraphernalia
Bones, human or otherwise
Lost & unmarked graves, coffins, etc.
Other misc. artifacts


There very well may be someone with the equipment who's would "consult" on this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 10:39 AM (Q4IgG)

329 I liked it better when you could trust law enforcement. And the schools. And the judicial system. And the . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

330 It's strange foot-dragging by the Law.
Posted by: Ciampino

*******

I think it's more likely bureaucratic paralysis. Plus, the CBI is taking some heat for long-standing irregularities with DNA handling by their crime lab, so are undoubtedly hypersensitive about forensic procedures.

What irks me most is the obvious cooling of communications after initial enthusiasm when CBI came on board back in December.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:41 AM (l4B/J)

331 GPB = Ground-Penetrating Backhoe

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2024 10:42 AM (l4B/J)

332 " I liked it better when you could trust law enforcement. And the schools. And the judicial system. And the . . .":

When the hell was that?

Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2024 10:42 AM (QB+5g)

333 Keith Olbergruppenfeuhrerman rage quits the NYT for their sin of noticing that Droolin' Joe is old.

https://shorturl.at/JSUX0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 10:42 AM (L/fGl)

334 She makes the trains run on time? You know who else did that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

She makes the trans run on time?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 27, 2024 10:44 AM (ewqMN)

335 " I liked it better when you could trust law enforcement. And the schools. And the judicial system. And the . . .":
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When the hell was that?
Posted by: pawn at April 27, 2024 10:42 AM (QB+5g)

When we didn't know any better, when we were ignorant to the realities of what these people do.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 10:49 AM (Mrjew)

336 You've got to be freakin' kidding me.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 10:50 AM (Mrjew)

337 On borrowed time.

Columbia Lets 48-Hour Deadline to End Student Protests Slide With No Consequences for Protesters

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I guess it's like climate crisis apocalypse dates. You can always get an extension.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 10:50 AM (L/fGl)

338 That hash...

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 10:50 AM (Mrjew)

339 Keith Olbergruppenfeuhrerman rage quits the NYT for their sin of noticing that Droolin' Joe is old.

https://shorturl.at/JSUX0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 10:42 AM (L/fGl)

I might pay to see a slapfight between Keef and Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: BignJames at April 27, 2024 10:50 AM (AwYPR)

340 Leaving for Missoula after visiting my mom in Billings. She is moving to Georgia so it might be a while before we can get there.

Son in Missoula is having surgery on Monday and wants me there. The surgery is a follow-up to remove some scar tissue from the one he had a couple years ago. All should go well, being Dad I can't help fretting a bit. Also praying of course.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Big Sky Country at April 27, 2024 10:52 AM (4SYnO)

341 Plane crash was determined to be all pilot error.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 10:36 AM (RKVpM)

That's what they want you to think.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 10:53 AM (Mrjew)

342 Pedophile Sentenced to Be "Physically Castrated" after Raping 14-Year-old Girl

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May I suggest the incision be made just above the shoulders?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 10:53 AM (L/fGl)

343 That hash...

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WOW

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 10:55 AM (SdC0P)

344 Dear Lord Please give me a good celly after I whoop some Commie ass and have to do time.
-Amen

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 27, 2024 10:55 AM (ERdWw)

345 The Three Factors Hardening China’s Stance Towards Taiwan

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Evil, stupid, and bully?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 10:56 AM (L/fGl)

346 Plane crash was determined to be all pilot error.

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The other pilot had been drinking his lunch, fat!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 10:56 AM (SdC0P)

347 So when are these racist threats against black churches in the south gonna stop?

https://tinyurl.com/3k9zxnfp

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2024 10:56 AM (a1415)

348 That hash...

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WOW
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 10:55 AM (SdC0P)

I get accused of a lot of things around here, that isn't one of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 10:56 AM (Mrjew)

349 That hash...
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 10:50 AM (Mrjew)

=====

LO effing L

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2024 10:57 AM (FzDG4)

350 The Three Factors Hardening China’s Stance Towards Taiwan

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Evil, stupid, and bully?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 10:56 AM (L/fGl)

I don't believe anything we're hearing about Chi Nah and Taiwan.

Which, as we all know, must be followed by me saying "not that I think China is anything other than an evil, autocratic shithole country, but..."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 10:59 AM (Mrjew)

351 Posted by: Moron Robbie (SdC0P)


Posted by: BurtTC (Mrjew)

Is Pixy having fun?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 10:59 AM (70LVe)

352 That hash...
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 10:50 AM (Mrjew)


Who was keeping the hash HoF? Was that MH?

Posted by: C. Griswold at April 27, 2024 10:59 AM (/y8xj)

353 hahahaha
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The report came from a member of the church who said they had been contacted by one of the suspects, Marcell Bernette Bryant Renta, who allegedly made the threat in response to an accusation that her children took a speaker....

Investigators executed a search warrant at Renta’s home and reportedly found multiple weapons inside including a Glock handgun with an an illegal switch modification that made it into an automatic weapon.

That gun was found under a mattress in the room of Renta’s son, Daniel Quardre Bryant.

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You're racist for noticing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 27, 2024 10:59 AM (SdC0P)

354 That's MRS. Jew to you, pal!

Posted by: Barbara Streisand at April 27, 2024 10:59 AM (dg+HA)

355 Keith Olbermann Cancels New York Times Subscription, Complains Their ‘Grudge’ Against Dementia Joe ‘Endangers Democracy’

Times up Keith

Posted by: George Carlins Pencil at April 27, 2024 10:59 AM (ERdWw)

356 So when are these racist threats against black churches in the south gonna stop?

https://tinyurl.com/3k9zxnfp
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2024 10:56 AM (a1415)

Damn that Trump, expanding the scope of White Supremassah.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:00 AM (Mrjew)

357 Wow! He must be like Nostradamus!

All the Data So Far Is Showing Inflation Isn’t Going Away

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 11:01 AM (L/fGl)

358 I've owned a Benz convertible for most of my 29 years. I bought it used in 2004 and it is still a wonderful car to drive, with a V8 engine and cornering like you dream of. It costs me about $500 bucks a year to maintain, on average. Great car, except in snow. Thanks to its old drive system it sucks in snow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2024 11:03 AM (vNrp4)

359 All it takes to whip inflation now is a simple lapel pin.

Posted by: Jerry Ford at April 27, 2024 11:03 AM (dg+HA)

360 Do you remember the great debates about allowing commercial traffic on the Internet? The .com wasn't there in the beginning. The naysayers were right.
Posted by: Ciampino - IBM started making IBM-compatibles too! at April 27, 2024 09:08 AM (qfLjt)


For quite a while I was confused by all the UK websites that had .CO suffixes. Turns out that is for "Commercial" and not "Colombia", even though the country domain for Colombia is .co

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 11:04 AM (D7oie)

361 That's MRS. Jew to you, pal!
Posted by: Barbara Streisand at April 27, 2024 10:59 AM (dg+HA)

To borrow from one of my fellow religionists, "take my wife... please."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:04 AM (Mrjew)

362 A full auto possession would put any of us away for life, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 27, 2024 11:05 AM (M4M2/)

363 All it takes to whip inflation now is a simple lapel pin.
Posted by: Jerry Ford at April 27, 2024 11:03 AM (dg+HA)

And double digit interest rates.

But mostly double digit interest rates.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2024 11:06 AM (Mrjew)

364
*For quite a while I was confused by all the UK websites that had .CO suffixes. Turns out that is for "Commercial" and not "Colombia", even though the country domain for Colombia is .co*

Now do mu dot nu

Posted by: Even more confusing at April 27, 2024 11:06 AM (dg+HA)

365 KT's nood

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 27, 2024 11:06 AM (ju2Fy)

366 Biden boy Harry Sisson contrasts Bidem with Noem.

Harry Sisson
@harryjsisson
Unlike some on the MAGA side, President Biden actually loves dogs and has some of his own.

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Well, at least we can all agree that Obama loves dog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 11:11 AM (L/fGl)

367 Divide by Zero--

What you saw the cardinals doing by sharing seeds is called courtship feeding. It's very common in cardinals but other birds do it as well.

Once the young come along though, it stops. Kind of like humans.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 27, 2024 11:12 AM (FEVMW)

368 I guarantee Joe has loved a dog. Likely Jill and hunter, too

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 27, 2024 11:12 AM (M4M2/)

369 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2024 11:13 AM (/y8xj)

370 Daughter just called me from Guatemala. She is on a medical mission there. Today they are venting homes because all the continual smoke and dust causes respiratory problems for families there.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 27, 2024 09:22 AM (SfhV1)


A lot of the cooking there is done on "three rocks" or on a raised couple of rows of brick and a gridiron, which is dangerous for kids and women wearing dresses, and is dirty, dusty and toxic for lungs.
In Southern Mexico the development groups are pushing the "Patsari" stoves, which can either use traditional comal-type cooking surfaces or actual stove lids for pots like the old cast iron ranges we used here. They are designed for efficient use of heat and safety for the kids to be around and have chimneys so they are more healthy even when they are burning old 5-gal plastic buckets for fuel, which is not unusual.
You might suggest she look at the PATSARI stove design, and see if they can push that or start some sort of program to get those built.

and let me know, please

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2024 11:15 AM (D7oie)

371 "Unlike some on the MAGA side, President Biden actually loves dogs and has some of his own. "

Raise your hand if you know who else loved dogs.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2024 11:16 AM (a1415)

372 337 On borrowed time.

Columbia Lets 48-Hour Deadline to End Student Protests Slide With No Consequences for Protesters

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I guess it's like climate crisis apocalypse dates. You can always get an extension.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 27, 2024 10:50 AM (L/fGl)

Y'know, for people at the alleged pinnacle of the Education Bidness, they seem blissfully immune to the concept of basic Operant Conditioning.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 27, 2024 11:20 AM (z+89e)

373 Marcell Bernette Bryant Renta, who allegedly made the threat in response to an accusation that her children took a speaker.

"Took a speaker". Could the people who write this please try to write English coherently? What kind of speaker? A human? A sound system speaker?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2024 11:28 AM (XkYcA)

374 Late with a prayer request? Asking for patience for FenSpouse and myself as we try to navigate all the things that need to be done before our son, God willing, finishes college and goes to an internship-We got a place to stay. We got a car. He has to have some other things done such as get a drug test. The whole process is exhausting, Should have had a kid when I was younger.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2024 11:36 AM (XkYcA)

375 FenSpouse, prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2024 11:49 AM (n/1xr)

376 Prayers for all.

Posted by: Mick at April 27, 2024 11:59 AM (dV400)

377 >>> >>and token-ring architecture lol

Token ring brings back a painful memory.

Posted by: JackStraw

>Today, the Token ring loonies come into the sunlight. Tomorrow, the Tolkien ring geeks shine.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 01:50 PM (pDQ/8)

378 This is a test. I think I screwed the settings.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 07:27 PM (lCWOD)

Daily Tech News 27 April 2024

Top Story

  • DOS 4 is now open source. (Hanselman)

    I never owned a DOS PC, but I know that DOS 4 was the one everyone hated.

    Anyway, you can now download it yourself. Warning: It does uses as much as 92k of RAM.

Tech News



Disclaimer: Which is 8,695,652 copies of DOS 4 per second, which should be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 04:01 AM (fwDg9)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at April 27, 2024 04:02 AM (o3SCB)

3 Windows 11 will reportedly display a watermark if your PC does not support AI requirements

https://tinyurl.com/yx9kr4y3

Posted by: Ciampino - Drop the owners somewhere in Death Valley at April 27, 2024 04:03 AM (qfLjt)

4
♪ But time will tell, of stars that fell, a billion years ago ♪

RIP Mike Pinder of the Moody Blues

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 04:06 AM (RKVpM)

5 All they are doing so far is watching.

All they are doing so far.



TRUST THE EXPERTS

Posted by: the Experts at April 27, 2024 04:07 AM (oGyF9)

6 Microsoft and Apple seem to be doing their damnest to chase users to Linux.

Posted by: Ciampino - AI - not enough memory at April 27, 2024 04:09 AM (qfLjt)

7 The first version will run at 1.6 terabits per second.

I remember when 5 MHz was fast. I also remember DOS 4.0.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 27, 2024 04:10 AM (b6UlB)

8 When win10 is no longer "supported" I will go off-line.

Teh intertubenets has been much fun & very edumacational and all, but FEH! Enough is enough with the spying bullsh!t. And advertisements, spam, malware...

Bleargh.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:12 AM (njWTi)

9
I can't say I remember Dos 4.0 at all. I was an 'early adopter' of Windows 1.0b and might have skipped it completely.

I was taking a 'Management Information Systems' class in college and turned in a paper I had created in Windows. The pages were filled with text, graphs and images. The prof was impressed and asked how I did it. A program called 'Windows' was my reply.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 04:14 AM (RKVpM)

10 I should do a road trip this morning, some how my screw gun is missing, south Philadelphia was last place I had it . It's there or gone.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 04:16 AM (fwDg9)

11 LMAO, Gutfeld just said...Biden's walking is stiffer than Don Lemon during Fleet Week.

You are allowed to say such things still in America, land of the free? Bet that might get you arrested today in Canada or the UK. What about Australia pixy?

Posted by: Farmer at April 27, 2024 04:16 AM (55Qr6)

12
The bittersweet thing about reading what is going on in Australia is seeing that the insanity is not just confined to the USA.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 04:18 AM (RKVpM)

13 It's there or gone.
Posted by: Skip

Sorry to hear that, Skip!

Yeah, tools 'walk away' sometimes. Ya set 'em down, turn yer back... and they're freaking *gone*

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:19 AM (njWTi)

14
Many a ravening maw of a document shredder will "process" job applications from Columbia graduates, as well as those graduates from other schools who have embraced the Stinkies and the Dirties.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2024 04:21 AM (xG4kz)

15
Some Aussie young women did a video on X talking about rent increases, housing availability, food costs, and immigration. Something like 50 people lined up to apply for a single rental unit.

Something like 150,000 immigrants per month. That's gonna leave a mark, if it hasn't already.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 04:23 AM (RKVpM)

16 I bought a house at the right time.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 27, 2024 04:26 AM (BLOW1)

17 I bought a house at the right time.
Posted by: Pixy Misa
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Yes, you did, Pixy! Good for you!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:29 AM (njWTi)

18 Might well get moving, make a travel cup, have a bagel and hit the road. At least will be painless in traffic

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 04:30 AM (fwDg9)

19 Evening and morning to all the insomaniacals! Here it is, Saturday morning, and I'm up two hours early. I guess I just need to get used to this once I retire. Of course I'll nap in the afternoon, so my total sleep won't be too bad.

We had some pinheads protesting yesterday afternoon in front of the college that's next door to where I work. The idiots blocked the avenue in the westbound lane. I walked down to look at them. Face diapers galore and chants of "Free Palestine!" I commented to one of the cops standing around, "When has blocking traffic ever changed people's hearts and minds?" He shrugged. "It's more about aggravating people." I said, "I have a solution. Tear gas." He shrugged.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 04:30 AM (omVj0)

20 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 04:30 AM (T4tVD)

21 I dimly recall DOS 4.0. Never really used it; I went from 3.3 (?) to using Windows 3-something, then Win 95, and have never gone back. Except now and then I use Run, which opens a command window.

DOS 4.0 had some kind of shell feature that made it hard to use. Sort of a proto-Windows Explorer, but you didn't use a mouse, of course.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 04:33 AM (omVj0)

22 11 LMAO, Gutfeld just said...Biden's walking is stiffer than Don Lemon during Fleet Week.

You are allowed to say such things still in America, land of the free? Bet that might get you arrested today in Canada or the UK. What about Australia pixy?
Posted by: Farmer at April 27, 2024 04:16 AM (55Qr6)

Oh, my goodness, that's funny.

Posted by: m at April 27, 2024 04:33 AM (o3SCB)

23 Mornin' Wolfus!

There's stoopid kollidge kids at UofI and WSU too. "Fwee paleswine" and all that rot...

Good reason to just stay away, if possible. I mean, can't do anything, um... effective... about it, right?

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:34 AM (njWTi)

24 7 The first version will run at 1.6 terabits per second.

I remember when 5 MHz was fast. I also remember DOS 4.0.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 27, 2024 04:10 AM (b6UlB)
----
I remember MSDOS 1.something. 2.2, 4.1, various then 6.22.

EDLIN anyone?

Posted by: Ciampino - Backslashes were so idiotic at April 27, 2024 04:36 AM (qfLjt)

25 I bought a house at the right time.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

Why so? I bought my house here in New Mexico at the perfect time. I got an extremely cheap mortgage and the house has doubled in value since I bought it in 2019. When I got to New Mexico real estate was grossly undervalued and I knew it couldn't last and I was right. Today home prices are approaching National median prices.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 27, 2024 04:37 AM (b6UlB)

26 I bought a house at the right time.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

The night time is the Right Time.

Posted by: Mikllos who used to do Jazzfest at April 27, 2024 04:41 AM (oGyF9)

27 Mornin' Wolfus!

There's stoopid kollidge kids at UofI and WSU too. "Fwee paleswine" and all that rot...

Good reason to just stay away, if possible. I mean, can't do anything, um... effective... about it, right?
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024


***
Hello, JQ,

I was worried the pinheads would still be there when I left work. While my path home is on the opposite side, I knew other drivers would be slowing down to look, the same way they do to peer at Death on the Highway. Fortunately they'd knocked off by 2:30 or so.

On the other hand, the ramp I take every day to the bridge will be closed 24/7 as of 5/1. Info on the 'Net seems to indicate it'll be closed until August . . . which around here means November. There are two other routes, but all the ramp users will be taking those too. Though if I retire as I hope to on 5/31, the issue will only hassle me for a month.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 04:41 AM (omVj0)

28 23 Mornin' Wolfus!

There's stoopid kollidge kids at UofI and WSU too. "Fwee paleswine" and all that rot...

Good reason to just stay away, if possible. I mean, can't do anything, um... effective... about it, right?

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:34 AM (njWTi)
----
Are you saying UIUC by UofI ? Also what is WSU unless Washington State U?
We all called UIUC by U of I but I can be IL, IN, IA
I worked at UIUC for many years. Wanted to be The Harvard Of The Midwest. Why? I don't know.

Posted by: Ciampino - Did develop Eudora, a fav emailer at April 27, 2024 04:43 AM (qfLjt)

29 Wolfus, re: insurance stuff--

contact weirddave at the gee, mail thingy

I read this earlier. Disregard if you've already seen it.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:46 AM (njWTi)

30 The best access to the Fairgrounds Race Track where they do the Jazzfest is back by Mystery Street, over by Liuzzas

Posted by: Mikllos who used know things at April 27, 2024 04:46 AM (oGyF9)

31 Ciampino--

U Idaho. Wash state. Moscow/Pullman

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:47 AM (njWTi)

32 Wolfus, re: insurance stuff--

contact weirddave at the gee, mail thingy

I read this earlier. Disregard if you've already seen it.
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024


***
I did write to him, JQ, and he's going to call me this morning. Thanks!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 04:49 AM (omVj0)

33 U Idaho. Wash state. Moscow/Pullman
Posted by: JQ

Long commute

Posted by: Mikllos from Moscow State University, tavarish at April 27, 2024 04:50 AM (oGyF9)

34 Teargas got banned for use on demonstrators back in the BLM/Fascista marches as it was too painful. It got used up to the Federal Court attacks in Portland and then banned.
They could get some of that smelly stuff the IDF uses to discourage tire-burners at the various fences. Apparently does not wash off. Probably would need a bleach bath.

Posted by: Ciampino - sneeze gas would be good at April 27, 2024 04:51 AM (qfLjt)

35 I did write to him, JQ, and he's going to call me this morning. Thanks!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Ain't we special!

I put my red beans on one Monday at a time.

Posted by: Mikllos knows who does the best Red Beans (Irma Thomas) at April 27, 2024 04:52 AM (oGyF9)

36 U Idaho. Wash state. Moscow/Pullman
Posted by: JQ

Long commute
Posted by: Mikllos


Brian Kohberger found it to be killer

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 27, 2024 04:52 AM (b6UlB)

37 Water cannons seem fairly harmless. Why can't the cops use those? (with plenty ice cubes added, heh)

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:53 AM (njWTi)

38 Pixy, when you wrote "It does uses as much as 92k of RAM." you were jesting right? I mean no one needs more than 256k of RAM.

Posted by: Ciampino - UNIFLEX on a 6809 was multi-user at April 27, 2024 04:54 AM (qfLjt)

39 A long-dead worm is still active on at least 2.5 million PCs worldwide.

---------

The spice must flow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 04:55 AM (H22GW)

40 Brian Kohberger found it to be killer
Posted by: Lost in Space

*does the thing*

Posted by: Drummer with that thing drummers are expected to do at April 27, 2024 04:57 AM (oGyF9)

41 37 Water cannons seem fairly harmless. Why can't the cops use those? (with plenty ice cubes added, heh)

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:53 AM (njWTi)
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WC also deemed no-nos by various mayors and governors in lefty cities.
See #34

Posted by: Ciampino - Water-cannon on a cold & windy day at April 27, 2024 04:57 AM (qfLjt)

42 he best access to the Fairgrounds Race Track where they do the Jazzfest is back by Mystery Street, over by Liuzzas
Posted by: Mikllos who used know things at April 27, 2024


***
That street where Liuzza's is located, N. Lopez, dead-ends against the Fairgrounds fence. If you go over by the fence, you can hear an awful lot of the performances. Personally I think you'd do better to listen to the live broadcasts of it all on one of the FM stations while sitting in your nice cool house instead of paying $$ to stand around in heat that would stun a Cape buffalo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 04:57 AM (omVj0)

43 "A long-dead worm is still active on at least 2.5 million PCs worldwide."

If it's *dead*, how is it still *active*?

Poltergeist Worm!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:58 AM (njWTi)

44 A long-dead worm is still active on at least 2.5 million PCs worldwide.

---------

The spice must flow.
Posted by: Cicero

BREAKING

2.5 million worn indicted for illegal presence and stuff also TRUMP!

Posted by: The DOJ at April 27, 2024 05:00 AM (oGyF9)

45
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2024 05:00 AM (tljrc)

46 Personally I think you'd do better to listen to the live broadcasts of it all on one of the FM stations while sitting in your nice cool house instead of paying $$ to stand around in heat that would stun a Cape buffalo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

WWOZ

Posted by: One knows what one knows at April 27, 2024 05:03 AM (oGyF9)

47 If it's *dead*, how is it still *active*?

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Registered Democrat

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2024 05:04 AM (H22GW)

48 Water cannon vs. Turkish protesters - YouTube
https://tinyurl.com/dx4a8vkd

Posted by: Ciampino - That's how you do it - Dire Straits at April 27, 2024 05:04 AM (qfLjt)

49
"A long-dead worm is still active on at least 2.5 million PCs worldwide."

If it's *dead*, how is it still *active*?

Poltergeist Worm!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:58 AM


Schrödinger's worm

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 05:08 AM (RKVpM)

50 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 27, 2024 05:08 AM (ju2Fy)

51 Oh, my goodness, that's funny.
Posted by: m at April 27, 2024 04:33

I thought so too m. Cracked me up. Guess that Greg isn't worried about being invited to the right parties.

That BS DC correspondent's dinner is tomorrow, where the elites all slap each other on the back and laugh at our expense. No idea who the dipshit host is, but can imagine if Greg was the host?

Posted by: Farmer at April 27, 2024 05:11 AM (55Qr6)

52
At least I can say I saw the original Moody Blues in concert. They ended with 'Timothy Leary's Dead' to a standing ovation.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 05:14 AM (RKVpM)

53 cheese omelet with guacamole.

not bad!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 05:21 AM (njWTi)

54 Lesbian model-turned DEI manager is fired by university for posing in front of Israeli flag emblazoned with swastikas - and is now suing over claims her free speech rights were violated
"They discarded a proud Queer, Muslim, Afghan and SWANA woman,' she has claimed"

https://mol.im/a/13356283

Is she American or Afghan? If Afghan then she has no 1st Am rights in this country, that's only for citizens.
How would the Taliban welcome this lesbian woman?

Posted by: Ciampino - That's how you do it - Dire Straits... at April 27, 2024 05:21 AM (qfLjt)

55 "They discarded a proud Queer, Muslim, Afghan and SWANA woman,' she has claimed"
--------

Huh. Seems to me, they merely put out the trash. Meh.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 05:23 AM (njWTi)

56 I work on machines that still run MSDOS 6.22. Some companies are just too fucking cheap and stupid to upgrade their equipment. Of course the young folk think both you and the machine are dinosaurs, and maybe they're right, but you know what?

Fuck them too!

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 05:27 AM (pDQ/8)

57 Nothing from Miley or Publius in days,

Old Mama Publius is a nice Lady.

Posted by: Miklos hopes for the best at April 27, 2024 05:29 AM (oGyF9)

58 6 Microsoft and Apple seem to be doing their damnest to chase users to Linux.
Posted by: Ciampino



It's working.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 05:31 AM (wBh67)

59 Registered Democrat
Posted by: Cicero

You h8rs

Posted by: various Secretaries of state at April 27, 2024 05:31 AM (oGyF9)

60 Hulking autistic boy, 17, filmed battering female teacher's aide for threatening to take away his Nintendo switch, files lawsuit claiming school staff 'triggered' him

https://mol.im/a/13356075

Posted by: Ciampino - a menace to all at April 27, 2024 05:33 AM (qfLjt)

61 I would like to do Linux, but not an IT guy, any For Idiots guides?

Posted by: Miklosa is good at some things, others not so much at April 27, 2024 05:33 AM (oGyF9)

62 It's working.
Posted by: Puddleglum

I read that in a Dr. Frankenstein voice.

Posted by: Miklos, what hump? at April 27, 2024 05:35 AM (oGyF9)

63 Ok, I'll bite.

What in the high holy piss is a SWANA?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 27, 2024 05:36 AM (GkFGh)

64 Benjamin is from England and he makes his living by doing travel videos. His best and earliest work was done all across Russia and its former republics seeking out the hidden and not so hidden Soviet elements. Somehow he managed to get himself banned for Russia and has been doing travel videos in various other places around the globe but they're never as good. Until now. In this video he makes it to Tajikistan. If you're inclined to watch it, I hope you enjoy it.

https://youtu.be/fBBiFhhY2to

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 27, 2024 05:36 AM (b6UlB)

65 Iranian rapper Toomaj Salehi sentenced to death for songs critical of regime

https://tinyurl.com/ykfneexj

Posted by: Ciampino - expected at April 27, 2024 05:37 AM (qfLjt)

66 Stupid... white... asshole... needing.... antipsychotics?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 27, 2024 05:37 AM (GkFGh)

67 I'll feed the furry thugs in a little while, then shave and shower. A quick run out to wash the car will follow about six, when it gets light. After I confer with Dave, maybe a dash to World Market is in the cards.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 05:37 AM (omVj0)

68 Ok, I'll bite.

What in the high holy piss is a SWANA?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 27, 2024


***
Feminine version of "swami"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 05:38 AM (omVj0)

69 Hopefully this isn't a wasted trip

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 05:40 AM (fwDg9)

70 Benjamin is from England and he makes his living by doing travel videos. His best and earliest work was done all across Russia and its former republics seeking out the hidden and not so hidden Soviet elements. Somehow he managed to get himself banned for Russia and has been doing travel videos in various other places around the globe but they're never as good.
Posted by: Lost in Space

If had wanted to go to the USSR or Russia, I would have gone to the USSR or Russia.

I ain't that stoopid

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich at April 27, 2024 05:40 AM (oGyF9)

71 "They discarded a proud Queer, Muslim, Afghan and SWANA woman,' she has claimed"


Could be worse. Like thrown off a building worse.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 05:41 AM (wBh67)

72 It's probably "southwest Asian something something" whatever but damn if i don't give a half hearted grudgefuck in a gas station bathroom about their asinine little pisswit acronyms.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 27, 2024 05:41 AM (GkFGh)

73 Hopefully this isn't a wasted trip
Posted by: Skip

It is not a School Night.

You kids have fun.

Posted by: Kindly Aunt Miklos at April 27, 2024 05:41 AM (oGyF9)

74 Ok, I'll bite.

What in the high holy piss is a SWANA?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 27, 2024 05:36 AM (GkFGh)

A big bird that speaks Italian.

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 05:42 AM (T4tVD)

75 "They discarded a proud Queer, Muslim, Afghan and SWANA woman,' she has claimed"
--------

Huh. Seems to me, they merely put out the trash. Meh.
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024


***
And she has no self-awareness that being openly "queer" and posing in bikinis would quickly get her dead in Iran, Afghanistan, or other fundamentalist Moslem country -- that being here is the only way she could live that life. She ought to be grateful as hell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 05:42 AM (omVj0)

76 USDA bird flu research in China sparks congressional concern

https://trib.al/Up5DIzA

Who even gave them the mandate to do this?

Posted by: Ciampino - ga;;ows? at April 27, 2024 05:42 AM (qfLjt)

77 63 Ok, I'll bite.

What in the high holy piss is a SWANA?
Posted by: Warai-otoko



A river in Florida?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 05:43 AM (wBh67)

78
I would like to do Linux, but not an IT guy, any For Idiots guides?

Posted by: Miklosa is good at some things, others not so much at April 27, 2024 05:33 AM


While I think you can download for free, I think if you spent about ten bucks on Amazon you'd get a CD and some how-to install advice.

I've been running a Linux variant (Ubuntu) for almost a decade now. It's pretty damn close to bulletproof.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 05:43 AM (RKVpM)

79 It's probably "southwest Asian something something" whatever but damn if i don't give a half hearted grudgefuck in a gas station bathroom about their asinine little pisswit acronyms.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Sir this is a Wendy's

Chipotle is over there

Posted by: Minimum Wage Miklos at April 27, 2024 05:43 AM (oGyF9)

80 USDA bird flu research in China sparks congressional concern

https://trib.al/Up5DIzA

Who even gave them the mandate to do this?
Posted by: Ciampino

Rainwater and grain and grain alcohol, Mandrake.

Posted by: mandate, schmandate at April 27, 2024 05:46 AM (oGyF9)

81 The local university that teaches how to be a good government employee or milking a local charity has students?? sleeping out on the lawn in freezing weather.
The local technical college that trains future engineers is running normally. My neighbor graduates in early May and is already hired. Will be making good money.
I wonder if the university students have 6 figure jobs all lined up, hopefully their resumes have found their way to the paper shredder.

Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2024 05:46 AM (/z/eU)

82
I'm not so sure about the bird flu thing but I'm seeing a lot fewer birds this year. Almost zero robins, where usually I'd see half a dozen to a dozen working my backyard daily.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 05:48 AM (RKVpM)

83 63 Ok, I'll bite.

What in the high holy piss is a SWANA?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 27, 2024 05:36 AM (GkFGh)
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Solid Waste Association Of North America = SHIT

Posted by: Ciampino - fertilizer at April 27, 2024 05:49 AM (qfLjt)

84 Dumping window for linux

https://tinyurl.com/2utxzdxf

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 05:49 AM (ENQN6)

85 You can download various Linux distros for free. Ubuntu and Mint are fairly popular but there are others. Linux Mint I like a lot and have it on several machines. I'm down to one Win10 Home machine and when MS stops updating it, Linux Mint will go on that one too. Linux Mint has a decent website and how-to instructions. I guess it's a matter of how patient you are.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 05:49 AM (wBh67)

86 I'm not so sure about the bird flu thing but I'm seeing a lot fewer birds this year. Almost zero robins, where usually I'd see half a dozen to a dozen working my backyard daily.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 05:48 AM (RKVpM)

I just moved, so i don't have a baseline, but i didn't move all that far, and i could practically crowd-surf on all the finches and sparrows and robins that hang out here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 27, 2024 05:50 AM (GkFGh)

87 g'mornin' everyone!

57 degrees, intermittent rain of varying intensity
yay rain, I say; we need it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2024 05:50 AM (tQtDb)

88 Lesbian model-turned DEI manager is fired by university for posing in front of Israeli flag emblazoned with swastikas - and is now suing over claims her free speech rights were violated
"They discarded a proud Queer, Muslim, Afghan and SWANA woman,' she has claimed"

Damn shame they done throwed away a perfectly good...

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 05:54 AM (ENQN6)

89 TODAY

4/27
82°
74°
Windy and humid
Night: Partly cloudy, windy and warm

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 05:55 AM (ENQN6)

90 To be fair this silly little twat is probably about as Muslim as Nancy Pelosi is sober.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 27, 2024 05:55 AM (GkFGh)

91 Tswana is a language of Botswana and neighboring countries including South Africa. Tswana people.

Posted by: Ciampino - I don't speak one word' at April 27, 2024 05:56 AM (qfLjt)

92 Betcha at least one of her parents is from the US or UK, and works for some kind of government agency.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 27, 2024 05:58 AM (GkFGh)

93 Installs for Mint and Ubuntu are not much different from installing Windows. There's no command line stuff involved. Easiest way is to set up a live version on a thumb drive and test drive first. You can choose to install from that. If you are installing on a Windows machine and want to do a dual boot, take the time to back up your system and read about the install process. It's not hard but you do need to choose the right option.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 05:58 AM (yeEu9)

94 In Kollidge, I studied things like History, Political Science, Economics, Languages and Literature

11 years of Kollidge down the drain.

Posted by: Senator Miklos Blutarsky at April 27, 2024 05:59 AM (oGyF9)

95 I had a laptop i bought that ran like an absolute dog with windows. Couldn't fix it for the life of me. So i gutted the OS and made it a pure Ubuntu system, and it works like a champ now. Use it primarily for app/site development work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 27, 2024 06:00 AM (GkFGh)

96 It's not hard but you do need to choose the right option.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Thank you, but is Ubuntu de wey?

Posted by: Sincerely thankful Miklos at April 27, 2024 06:02 AM (oGyF9)

97 Tswana is a language of Botswana and neighboring countries including South Africa. Tswana people.
Posted by: Ciampino

txt me honey

Posted by: Tswana at April 27, 2024 06:04 AM (oGyF9)

98 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2024 06:05 AM (86W+h)

99 Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy

Morning?

Posted by: It is past noon in Budapest at April 27, 2024 06:09 AM (oGyF9)

100 84 Dumping window for linux

https://tinyurl.com/2utxzdxf

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 05:49 AM (ENQN6)
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This depends on what you expect to do on a Linux machine. Windows games will not run natively no matter how well simulated the environments, and will be much slower or impossibly frustrating when your character dies all the time. Does any game house write games for Linux? Final Fantasy for example? WoW? D&D?
Now office tasks will be fine, letters, spreadsheets and presentations work fine. Email is great. Manipulating pictures and video is also fine.
Drivers for hardware are always an issue. I have a Reolink camera for my kitty room, some of you have used it, and I don't know if there is a Linux driver and software for it.

Posted by: Ciampino - drivers are always an issue at April 27, 2024 06:11 AM (qfLjt)

101 Mint looks more like Windows. I ran Ubuntu for a long time but they went with a desktop manager that had some issues. I put Mint on the computer my husband used and he adapted to it pretty easily. They are both Ubuntu based and run the same programs, just a different look and feel.

There are lots of other flavors of Linux out there. But Ubuntu followed the way of AOL, handing out free disks of the software and developed a large base. Lots of program development for it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:15 AM (yeEu9)

102 Installs for Mint and Ubuntu are not much different from installing Windows. There's no command line stuff involved. Easiest way is to set up a live version on a thumb drive and test drive first. You can choose to install from that. If you are installing on a Windows machine and want to do a dual boot, take the time to back up your system and read about the install process. It's not hard but you do need to choose the right option.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024


***
Is there a Linux for Dummies book? Serious question. I have a Win XP machine that I might want to convert, and an older PC laptop.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:18 AM (omVj0)

103 Linux has pretty good camera support. I haven't tried it though. I found the forums for Mint and Ubuntu to be very helpful for things like this.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:18 AM (yeEu9)

104 And will OpenOffice work well on Linux? I downloaded it onto a Lenovo PC laptop that did not have MS Office, and for the few things I use it for, OO is great.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:19 AM (omVj0)

105 https://megaglest.org/download

Runs just fine on Linux. Lots of tilesets, factions and maps and lobby for match and co-op play.

Posted by: 13times at April 27, 2024 06:20 AM (cto+/)

106 83
That SWANA, Solid Waste Association Of North America, is really a thing. The shit collectors & processors have an association.

Do not confuse with the Shit Packers of North America, SPONA. I believe the LemonDon is a member.

Posted by: Ciampino - Lemonadon at April 27, 2024 06:20 AM (qfLjt)

107 I'd recommend the websites and the forum for whatever looks interesting to you.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:20 AM (yeEu9)

108 https://help.ubuntu.com/stable/
ubuntu-help/index.html

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:22 AM (yeEu9)

109 102
Is there a Linux for Dummies book? Serious question.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2024 06:18 AM (omVj0)
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Yes there is and I have a copy somewhere.

Posted by: Ciampino - Lemonadone at April 27, 2024 06:23 AM (qfLjt)

110 https://linuxmint.com/

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:23 AM (yeEu9)

111 mornin yall. I remember DOS 4. Heck, I remember DOS 1, DRDOS, and even TRSDOS. The first computer I used didn't even have a DOS, as it had no disk. If the power went off, you had to reenter your whole program, in hex.

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2024 06:24 AM (vFG9F)

112 It is past noon in Budapest

'Murica

Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2024 06:24 AM (86W+h)

113 Wasted trip

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 06:28 AM (6Y/Li)

114 "Persevering in love"- A reflection on Psalm 71: 7-18 by a woman caring for mother with dementia: and appropriate for both interested Christians and. Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/yhjrfjwt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2024 06:29 AM (7V0CQ)

115
https://linuxmint.com/

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:23 AM


this is the way

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2024 06:30 AM (tljrc)

116 not wasted, Skip; now you know.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2024 06:31 AM (tQtDb)

117 The problem with the book is that it will be very generic. There are a lot of flavors of Linux! Some are a lot less polished than Ubuntu or Mint. That's why I recommend the websites. You can go to distrowatch if you want to see how many different forms of Linux are out there.

But, for someone that wants to test the waters, Mint is your best bet and will walk you through the process.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:33 AM (yeEu9)

118 All they are doing so far is watching.

All they are doing so far.

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[From the opening narration of the TV series (starring Jim Caviezel) "Person of Interest"):]

You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people. The Government considers these people "irrelevant". We don't. Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You'll never find us, but victim or perpetrator, if your number's up ... we'll find *you*

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 27, 2024 06:33 AM (8FmJd)

119 Wasted trip
Posted by: Skip

You didn't lose yer screw gun...it ESCAPED !

"I'm gettin' outta here.....THIS guy WORKS !"

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 06:35 AM (T4tVD)

120 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2024 06:36 AM (a1415)

121 The Vidalia Onion Festival is this weekend. Come on down for the air show and the world-famous onion eating contest this Saturday and Sunday.

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2024 06:36 AM (vFG9F)

122 Actually took a look and no Linux drivers/software for Reolink. Apparently Reolink has been bombarded for several years to get its finger out and do a linux package or even a skeleton/API, then let the Community do the rest.

Posted by: Ciampino - They would sell a lot more cameras at April 27, 2024 06:37 AM (qfLjt)

123 all but one computer here runs on Linux Mint with the Cinnamon window manager.

Wolfus, OO should be fine, but Mint comes with the very similar LibreOffice already installed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2024 06:37 AM (tQtDb)

124 So watching the Bon Jovi documentary on Hulu last night, an ad popped up talking about the hostages that had been taken by Hamas.

Ad was paid for by the Israeli government.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2024 06:38 AM (a1415)

125 Yes, Open Office was developed for Linux. I run Libre Office, a variant. There is a lot of software for Ubuntu based Linux and it's good stuff. They have been working on these programs (and Linux) for twenty some odd years.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:38 AM (yeEu9)

126 Cheesecake for breakfast. America ain’t dead yet.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 06:41 AM (o2ZRX)

127 The thing that may confuse you are the desktop managers. These give it the "look and feel". There's usually a couple of choices. One will have all the bells and whistles. Another will be lighter for older computers. You can install different ones and switch them. Mint talks about it as their install ackage will have one preintalled.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:43 AM (yeEu9)

128 My first assignment in the USAF was in the middle of a cornfield in Elkhorn, Ne. Just saw that one of those tornadoes that hit the Omaha area went through Elkhorn. What a mess.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 27, 2024 06:43 AM (sAmhv)

129
Good morning, Hordians. Puppies woke me up at 4:30, so I let out the ones who wanted to go out. Brought them back in later and returned to bed. They started jawing at each other, so I got up again. Let Diana out for a few minutes. Brought her back in and let the puppies out, except George, who needed his medicine. When he was done, he went out too and I went down to the kennel to let out the ones down their and give them their day food. At last, I can have my coffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 06:44 AM (MoZTd)

130 "They have been working on these programs (and Linux) for twenty some odd years."

It has been that long, hasn't it, wow. Good point, Notsothoreau.

this is no longer the Linux that built its reputation on obscurity, crankiness, and rtfm

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2024 06:44 AM (tQtDb)

131 "Persevering in love"- A reflection on Psalm 71: 7-18 by a woman caring for mother with dementia: and appropriate for both interested Christians and. Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/yhjrfjwt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2024 06:29 AM (7V0CQ)

----------------

I force the wifey (who hates doing it and often falls asleep) to do a
"Sunday Crossword" online puzzle (Merle Reagle RIP, Washington Compost, NY Slimes, etc.) with me most nights -- to help stave off dementia (my greatest fear) as we progress through our 60s.

Anywho, last night one of the clues was "'O Rei' of soccer" (meaning "King of Football") whose answer was the great "Pelé."

When I looked up his death at age 82 on 29 December 2022 (due to multiple organ failure, a complication of colon cancer), I was surprised to learn that: "He was survived by his 100-year-old mother, Celeste, who, given her advanced age, did not understand her son's death; Pelé's sister Maria Lucia do Nascimento described their mother as 'in her own little world.'"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 27, 2024 06:47 AM (8FmJd)

132 Good morning morons

The U.S. Solicitor General is an up-talker.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

133 123
LibreOffice is a fork of OpenOffice, which was originally developed for Linux (correct?) before being ported to Windows.
I use LibreOffice at home. When I was still working we had a site license for MS Office.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is Thunderbird the only email client? at April 27, 2024 06:50 AM (qfLjt)

134 They mentioned that on the Ubuntu site. I used it when it first came out. And I was on dialup. I would get it working on one version and the upgrade would break it. Spent a lot of time on the forum. I really want to get back into it but am stuck dealing with Windows.

I like to play with the distros. Ran Bodhi for a bit. And started out with a class at community college that used Slackware. The instructor couldn't get the GUI to work, so all command line. Fun times.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:50 AM (yeEu9)

135 >>>I would like to do Linux, but not an IT guy, any For Idiots guides?

Posted by: Miklosa is good at some things, others not so much

>No. Suck it up and start cramming for your geek degree.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 06:51 AM (pDQ/8)

136 this is no longer the Linux that built its reputation on obscurity, crankiness, and rtfm

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2024 06:44 AM (tQtDb)

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Heh. While going to college in Palo Alto (which someone once referred to as "Shallow Alto") during the mid-80s, I worked as a Computer Operator for a firm that sold timesharing on VAX computers (one running VMS, and one running Berkeley Software Distribution (BSD) Unix.

Although I thought VMS was a superior OS at the time, had a co-worker who (at the time, I thought "laughingly") predicted that Unix would outlast VMS and become a lasting, enduring OS.

Dude was right ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 27, 2024 06:52 AM (8FmJd)

137 And I'm up because the dog woke me up so he could get onthe bed. He refused to go out, so I got back in bed and got comfortable. Then he wanted to go out. He's asleep now. I'm not.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:53 AM (yeEu9)

138 Dr Phil Explains how welfare cheats workers in less than 3 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7JzaHYzKSU

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 06:54 AM (ENQN6)

139 Wolfus, Linux Mint is ridiculously easy to install and use and well worth a try. You can even run it from a thumb drive if you don't want to fully commit yet.

My one recommendation is to change the default backups to something less... aggressive. IIRC it does a backup every few hours (literally twice a day I think) by default, and it doesn't take long for that to consume all of your hard drive space and throw error codes and prevent Linux from booting.

Which is not a good thing for someone who is new to Linux.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 27, 2024 06:56 AM (9Ct69)

140 >>>If the power went off, you had to reenter your whole program, in hex.

Posted by: fd

>Those whippersnappers never appreciated the value of a stack of punch cards. Thumbdrive my ass!

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 06:56 AM (pDQ/8)

141 Introduction to Linux – Full Course for Beginners


15 video chapters over at youtube

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 06:56 AM (ENQN6)

142 I worked on a Vax machine. We used them to run call detail records. They had me take a class on it. That was always the first machine to overheat and die.

(And I went to high school in Mountain View but it was the very beginning of the computer stuff , so I didn't see those till much later)

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 06:57 AM (yeEu9)

143 At last, I can have my coffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 06:44 AM (MoZTd)


I'm jealous!

I'm at a hotel whose coffee is...how to say this politely?...shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2024 06:58 AM (n/3Pf)

144 I used to be fast with DOS and it took me a year to finally get WIN 3.0 but here we are.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 27, 2024 06:59 AM (qZdIZ)

145 CBD, what should the internal temp be on a roast leg of lamb?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 07:00 AM (LfcYE)

146 130 "They have been working on these programs (and Linux) for twenty some odd years."

It has been that long, hasn't it, wow. Good point, Notsothoreau.

this is no longer the Linux that built its reputation on obscurity, crankiness, and rtfm

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2024 06:44 AM (tQtDb)
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Sometime in 1990-92: I was at a university in South Africa and we had an Internet connection (actually Fidonet) to somewhere on the Pacific coast. 1200 baud, then 2400. We downloaded Slackware, one 720MB floppy at the time. All 10-40 of them, I don't remember how many. Then installed on a 286 PC. A labor of love.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is Thunderbird the only email client?.. at April 27, 2024 07:00 AM (qfLjt)

147 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 07:01 AM (Be/+i)

148 Useless trivia, what does VAX stand for? Virtual Addressing. Because they offloaded less used programs from the expensive RAM to the hard drive.

Nyah.

And knowing is half the battle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2024 07:02 AM (mjTX4)

149 And since this is the tech thread, I can't begin to tell you how much I hate the software I have to use now. Sonar sucks. Can't have it running in more than two tabs or it locks up. Global Gig soft phone sucks. It's just terrible amd I have no idea why we gave up working phones for this. And tech support from the Phillipines and Pakistan. I can't wait to be done with it. (And there was a fiber cut yesterday too)

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 07:03 AM (yeEu9)

150 Those whippersnappers never appreciated the value of a stack of punch cards. Thumbdrive my ass!
Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 06:56 AM (pDQ/
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Heh. I remember beginning programming in the mid-70s waiting to use the punch card reader, me with my ppuny stack of cards and most of the other guys (and it was all guys) with stacks you could barely span from little finger to thumb.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 07:04 AM (Be/+i)

151
I'm at a hotel whose coffee is...how to say this politely?...shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2024 06:58 AM (n/3Pf)


Hotel coffee is notoriously bad. Either it's hopelessly weak or hopelessly burnt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 07:05 AM (MoZTd)

152 *flicks an ear and tries to remember a horror story told to the young neko-grrl*

Oh yeah. Punchcards. Don't trip while carrying them to the reader.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2024 07:05 AM (mjTX4)

153 It's just terrible amd I have no idea why we gave up working phones for this.

-

You've been around long enough to not even have to wonder about this.

Two mid/upper management employees got a vacation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 27, 2024 07:05 AM (JuA5P)

154 Pamela Karlan, a law professor at Stanford, by averting their eyes from Mr. Trump’s conduct.
“What struck me most about the case was the relentless efforts by several of the justices on the conservative side not to focus on, consider or even acknowledge the facts of the actual case in front of them,” she said.

So is constitutional law about a person or case or about the US Constitutions application to governing?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:05 AM (ENQN6)

155 I'm at a hotel whose coffee is...how to say this politely?...shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2024 06:58 AM (n/3Pf)

Hotel coffee is notoriously bad. Either it's hopelessly weak or hopelessly burnt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 07:05 AM (MoZTd)
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Oscar of Gordon noted that coffee comes in five grades: Coffee, java, jamoke, joe and carbon remover.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 07:06 AM (Be/+i)

156 140 >>>If the power went off, you had to reenter your whole program, in hex.

Posted by: fd

>Those whippersnappers never appreciated the value of a stack of punch cards. Thumbdrive my ass!

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 06:56 AM (pDQ/
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And if they got shuffled (such as dropping the box) then the Computer Center was usually angry with all the errors spewed out and you got chewed out (as a student, never as staff).

Posted by: Ciampino - I still liked the fanfold paper as scrap at April 27, 2024 07:06 AM (qfLjt)

157 151
I'm at a hotel whose coffee is...how to say this politely?...shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2024 06:58 AM (n/3Pf)

Hotel coffee is notoriously bad. Either it's hopelessly weak or hopelessly burnt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 07:05 AM (MoZTd)

A 4 cup drip is about 20 bucks. It is small and can fit in a small carryon. Then you can carry your own brand of covfefe.
Elite Gourmet EHC-5055# Automatic Brew & Drip Coffee Maker with Pause N Serve Reusable Filter, On/Off Switch, Water Level Indicator, Black 17 bucks

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:08 AM (ENQN6)

158 Broadsoft was what we had before and it wasn't great. But it's end of life and we had to migrate everyone off it.

The interesting thing is that biz sales gets their own field tech. I suspect the trend is to do away with IT and make them work for Marketing, like we are. Then you will really see the downhill slide. And I work for an ISP.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 07:09 AM (yeEu9)

159 I've known guys who were 4-cup drips...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 07:10 AM (Be/+i)

160 The statement called for "the escalation of their struggle" and condemned university administrators for implementing "policies biased with the occupation." The terror group specifically praised the student protests at Columbia and Yale University.

Springtime for Hitler is not just a great musical.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:10 AM (ENQN6)

161 >>>I'm at a hotel whose coffee is...how to say this politely?...shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2024 06:58 AM (n/3Pf)

Hotel coffee is notoriously bad. Either it's hopelessly weak or hopelessly burnt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

>Precisely. Hotel coffee is not meant to be savored in your PJs, snuggled in bed. Industrial coffee is formulated to facilitate a bowel movement so you can get to work, son!

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 07:10 AM (pDQ/8)

162 And Back

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:11 AM (fwDg9)

163 A 4 cup drip is about 20 bucks. It is small and can fit in a small carryon.

I read that as "a small canyon"

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 07:11 AM (T4tVD)

164 LOL, Captain, I was just thinking about that the other day!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2024 07:12 AM (tQtDb)

165 Ah. The caffiene appears to be kicking in.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 07:12 AM (Be/+i)

166 the internal temp be on a roast leg of lamb?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 07:00 AM (LfcYE)

I shoot for 130 degrees. It will carry over a bit...so be aware.

But depending on where it's from I also trim as much fat as possible.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2024 07:13 AM (n/3Pf)

167 Morning peeps
____

Back in the day, IIRC DOS came "branded" in a couple flavors. I recall doing configuration work on the early IBM PC, XT and AT machines. They came with two 3-ring binders; one labeled "IBM DOS" with the floppy disks and user manual and the other one was a programming guide.

I still have a set. Shrink wrapped.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 07:13 AM (Q4IgG)

168 And if they got shuffled (such as dropping the box) then the Computer Center was usually angry with all the errors spewed out and you got chewed out (as a student, never as staff).
Posted by: Ciampino - I still liked the fanfold paper as scrap at April 27, 2024 07:06 AM (qfLjt)

I remember getting 5 bonus point for adding a command that allowed the program to be cleared from the computers memory and harddrives so that after the TA ran your program (basic) it could be dumped.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:13 AM (ENQN6)

169 Set up one of these, CBD:

https://youtu.be/zBPOoMkPaqw?si=ElEnp6ybWJWQdEWq

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 07:13 AM (yeEu9)

170 >>>>I read that as "a small canyon"
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 07:11 AM (T4tVD)
+++++++++++
Ha, I read that as “a small crayon”

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 27, 2024 07:15 AM (Z8Xq7)

171 Not bad driving , only a few people to get around who had no place to go and all the time to get thete.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:15 AM (fwDg9)

172 the internal temp be on a roast leg of lamb?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 07:00 AM (LfcYE)

Australian or New Zealand?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:15 AM (ENQN6)

173 It ain't warm out thar.

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 07:16 AM (T4tVD)

174 Now for something compltely different.
youtube - Larry Miller "The 5 Levels of Drinking"

https://tinyurl.com/wzc92aps

Posted by: Ciampino - Time is right at April 27, 2024 07:17 AM (qfLjt)

175 172 the internal temp be on a roast leg of lamb?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 07:00 AM (LfcYE)

Australian or New Zealand?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:15 AM (ENQN6)
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Frozen so it won't answer.

Posted by: Ciampino - Left ot right? at April 27, 2024 07:18 AM (qfLjt)

176 Ha, I read that as “a small crayon”
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 27, 2024 07:15 AM (Z8Xq7)
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Ou est la crayon do ma tante?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 07:18 AM (Be/+i)

177 @167, I had that, too, not shrinkwrapped though ... sold it to a collector on ebay.

Last week I found a lot of my old software collection; various issues of DOS, and the real prize, windows 95 on 25 floppies ... it was a real killer back in the day, no combination of bad system settings could prevent it from installing!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2024 07:20 AM (tQtDb)

178 @15

>>Something like 150,000 immigrants per month. That's gonna leave a mark, if it hasn't already.

Try double that number a month.

We are adding anywhere from a Delaware to a Wyoming every 3 months or so.

Get as far away from the cities as you possibly can.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2024 07:20 AM (XV/Pl)

179 DOS Equis > DOS 4

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2024 07:21 AM (R/m4+)

180 176
Ou est la crayon do ma tante?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 07:18 AM (Be/+i)
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Does your aunt live with you and does she let you use her pencil?

Posted by: Ciampino - You pinched it didn;t you! at April 27, 2024 07:21 AM (qfLjt)

181 How did I guess The Verge was also pro-Nazi? Like most sites, it went to shit when the original founders left and a hard left dot-Indian was out in charge.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2024 07:22 AM (FD5dr)

182 Today we are taking Boy F. to "the Menlo Games" at Menlo College in Menlo Park. The college invites Special Olympics to use their facility for a track meet, which is just an excuse for a huge BBQ and party with about 500 disabled young people. Each athlete is assigned a student host and parents are invited to kindly "go away." So Mrs. F. and I will have lunch with the old friend who matched us 35 years ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

183
But depending on where it's from I also trim as much fat as possible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2024 07:13 AM (n/3Pf)


The day I saw Her Majesty trimming the fat off a leg of lamb was the day I politely but firmly took over all meat-cooking duties.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 07:24 AM (MoZTd)

184 I used to have all Bosch tools. But, replacing them is a PITA so I switched to ryobi. Cheap and replaceable. My important tools are Bosch.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 27, 2024 07:24 AM (5Vjm9)

185 American lamb done on a rotisserie.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2024 07:25 AM (LfcYE)

186 https://www.americanthinker.com/the supreme court and ghost guns

Good article on the useless of SN's

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:25 AM (fwDg9)

187 I'm just not seeing any love for Novell Netware these days, - has that faction of terrorists been entirely relegated to the grave yet?

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 07:26 AM (pDQ/8)

188 I mostly have Bosch tools, if only because Lowes is on my way home a lot
It was my impact screw gun that disappeared

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:27 AM (fwDg9)

189
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 07:24 AM (MoZTd)


American lamb is glorious, but some Aussie and Kiwi lamb can be a bit gamey, and not in a good way. I think trimming the fat helps the flavor.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2024 07:28 AM (n/3Pf)

190 > Today we are taking Boy F. to "the Menlo Games" at Menlo College in Menlo Park
___________

I used to work in Menlo Park.... off Middlefield Rd.

USGS (Western Region Office)

Swanky area.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 07:30 AM (Q4IgG)

191 Dr Phil Explains how welfare cheats workers in less than 3 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7JzaHYzKSU
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 06:54 AM (ENQN6)

He left out all the cash the layabouts make from drug sales, theft and ass/pussy/head sales for cash all the while collecting bennies from Uncle Sugar.

Big underground criminal economy out there.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2024 07:30 AM (R/m4+)

192 Does your aunt live with you and does she let you use her pencil?
Posted by: Ciampino - You pinched it didn;t you! at April 27, 2024 07:21 AM (qfLjt)
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Je ne sais quoi!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 07:30 AM (Be/+i)

193 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2024 07:30 AM (PQ4m2)

194 Not bad driving , only a few people to get around who had no place to go and all the time to get thete.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:15 AM (fwDg9)

Whenever I'm behind one o' them, I say "Take yer time, I always wanted a ZZTop beard"

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 07:31 AM (T4tVD)

195 I think Novell is dead. I do have a CNE.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 07:32 AM (yeEu9)

196 " I'm just not seeing any love for Novell Netware these days, - has that faction of terrorists been entirely relegated to the grave yet?
Posted by: Mr. Bone"

*looks at 500' roll of RG-58 co-ax cable on shelf*

One day it might come back.

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2024 07:32 AM (vFG9F)

197 @juliaioffe
As I wrote on Tuesday, the *most* antisemitic thing happening on college campuses right now is the fact that Republicans have goaded college presidents, who now fear for their jobs, into joining the GOP in using Jews as a political weapon.

ho lee shit that be some serious mental gymnastics.

She probably has Birth of a Nation in the original Klingon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:34 AM (ENQN6)

198 Les pantalones? No nessessitos les pantslones maloliente!

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 07:34 AM (o2ZRX)

199 > I think Novell is dead. I do have a CNE.
_____________

I think they folded in 2014. I had a CNE too. Started my IT career with their S-Net servers. The cabling was awful.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2024 07:34 AM (Q4IgG)

200 He left out all the cash the layabouts make from drug sales, theft and ass/pussy/head sales for cash all the while collecting bennies from Uncle Sugar.

Big underground criminal economy out there.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2024 07:30 AM (R/m4+)

Pay at the pump taxes. Make everyone pay for their share or Big Govt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:35 AM (ENQN6)

201 Lantastic babies

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:36 AM (ENQN6)

202 Pay at the pump taxes. Make everyone pay for their share or Big Govt.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:35 AM (ENQN6)
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Interestingly, the CostCo I get my gas at posts the various taxes on the pump. Adds up to about $0.60 here.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 07:37 AM (Be/+i)

203 Julia Ioffee tacitly admits every rioter is a Democrat voter

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

204 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 27, 2024 07:38 AM (dg+HA)

205 Byeee...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 27, 2024 07:40 AM (Be/+i)

206 at what point does a news website get so asshole-ish that you stop visiting? Cuz I think I might be there with Fox News dot com

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 07:40 AM (/7KEl)

207 Gulf Live reports, “Glades County Sheriff’s Office deputies were actively searching for a man they suspected of stealing a boat in the old Calusa Lodge area of Lakeport, Florida when they noticed someone exiting a nearby home.”

Though Kolotka wore a long blonde wig and a blue dress, deputies immediately recognized him.

Dude looks like a lady

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:40 AM (ENQN6)

208 206 at what point does a news website get so asshole-ish that you stop visiting? Cuz I think I might be there with Fox News dot com
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 07:40 AM (/7KEl)

About 5 years ago

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:40 AM (ENQN6)

209 Those Novell geeks in my old company were swaggering cocksure badboys who abused everybody in the office building.

Sun Microsystems was the death vehicle chosen to deliver their deadly wrath.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 07:40 AM (pDQ/8)

210 IHoP has a gluten friendly menu. I feel mislead because it's not items with extra gluten.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 27, 2024 07:40 AM (7WuGP)

211 No fkin way are Republicans forcing plagiarism butches to be antisemitism
Again Leftists pushing their crimes on opponents

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:41 AM (fwDg9)

212 Join Fox News for access to this content
You have reached your maximum number of articles. Log in or create an account FREE of charge to continue reading.

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 07:41 AM (/7KEl)

213 DOS, ah edlin what a *wonderful* line editor, when you substituted a mistyped letter and the person looking over your shoulder said something like "holy sh*t" how did you do that".
AT&T vs BSD wars, and which editor was best. Vi did not win!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 07:41 AM (70LVe)

214 corgis, run, run like the wind.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2024 07:41 AM (QXQ4l)

215
A glorious day stretches out before me. Five dogs to help get washed and groomed. It's Diana's regular bath for her coat and Dan, Val, Finn and Sonny are going to the vet's for annual exams and shots on Tuesday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2024 07:42 AM (MoZTd)

216 Their TOP STORY, but you have to give them your email to read it

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 07:42 AM (/7KEl)

217 Auto- cucumber keeps changing my words

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 07:42 AM (fwDg9)

218
*looks at 500' roll of RG-58 co-ax cable on shelf*

One day it might come back.
Posted by: fd

-

Ha. I keep a bunch of telephone line around just to tie stuff off with when I don't want to use my rope.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 27, 2024 07:42 AM (SdC0P)

219 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

I just cleaned it yestiddy !

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2024 07:43 AM (T4tVD)

220 >Auto- cucumber keeps changing my words
---


AC will give you a correctly spelled word
not necessarily the one you wanted
one must proofread

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 07:44 AM (/7KEl)

221 NOOD coffee and prayer klatch.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2024 07:44 AM (70LVe)

222 Pay at the pump taxes. Make everyone pay for their share or Big Govt.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2024 07:35 AM (ENQN6)

Yup...but any time a change is proposed whether a "fair" tax or a flat tax some asshole will poopoo it with all the "well, then you got blah blah blah".

The way we collect taxes today is just idiotic but people are too stupid to change or they are gaming the system for their own benefit.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2024 07:44 AM (R/m4+)

223 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much that it pretended not to smell at April 27, 2024 07:46 AM (SdC0P)

224 again

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat at April 27, 2024 07:46 AM (SdC0P)

225 187 I'm just not seeing any love for Novell Netware these days, - has that faction of terrorists been entirely relegated to the grave yet?

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 07:26 AM (pDQ/
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Back in 1998 Novell used some proprietary networking, I can't remember the name. It used 2 or 3 wires I think. CAT 3 or similar?

Posted by: Ciampino - You pinched it didn; mtcmtmail= at April 27, 2024 07:49 AM (qfLjt)

226 I bought my house here in New Mexico at the perfect time.

Huh. So you weren't really that shit-hot to move to Montrose?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 27, 2024 07:53 AM (zdLoL)

227 198 Les pantalones? No nessessitos les pantslones maloliente!

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2024 07:34 AM (o2ZRX)
----
Tomorrow you do, Fritz.

Posted by: Ciampino - See I can do German too! at April 27, 2024 07:53 AM (qfLjt)

228 Token ring?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2024 08:01 AM (yeEu9)

229 You haven't lived until you take a trip back to a project that requires DOS.

A hard drive partition can be a max of 2Gb and you can have up to 4 partitions for a total of 8Gb

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2024 08:11 AM (RovqD)

230 I can see a long life for Windows 10 in defense work.

Given that many defense contractors do work on "air gapped" systems and Window 11 just really doesn't like to be "air gapped", I see a schism coming.

Microsoft requires hardware that the defense market should love, then inflicts stupid software on it.

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2024 08:16 AM (RovqD)

231 Breitbart:

The incompetence that guided Obamacare was on display recently when cyber hackers outsmarted UnitedHealth Group in late February. The division of UnitedHealth Group that transmits claims, Change Healthcare, was the subject of a ransomware attack, delaying payments for prescriptions, doctors, and everything else. The company performs 15 billion transactions per year, so the consequences of UnitedHealth ignoring adequate cybersecurity is proving disastrous.

The cyberattack is such a big deal that the Senate Finance Committee next week is holding a hearing on the subject, where they will (one hopes) hold the feet of UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty to the fire. The House Energy and Commerce Committee will hold a similar hearing on May 1.

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2024 08:25 AM (RovqD)

232 187 I'm just not seeing any love for Novell Netware these days, - has that faction of terrorists been entirely relegated to the grave yet?
Posted by: Mr. Bone


Oh, that thing.

My first job was short-lived, but at my second job I was working on an accounting system that ran on anything. We had clients on every variety of Unix, on Windows, on VMS, on Novell Netware - the software actually ran on the Netware server itself, not just using the network; on AS/400, on Burroughs BTOS/CTOS machines. Trying to remember if there was anything crazier than that.

Novell was eventually bought by Attachmate (which also owned SUSE Linux), which was bought by Micro Focus (best known for mainframe COBOL systems), which was bought by - hang on - Canadian company OpenText just last year.

They still sell something called Open Enterprise Server, which I believe is really Netware.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 27, 2024 08:38 AM (BLOW1)

233 "I would like to do Linux, but not an IT guy, any For Idiots guides?"

Here's my suggestion: Go to ubuntu.com. From there, you can download the boot disk for the latest version, 24.4. Then, burn the image onto a DVD-ROM or a memory stick - you'll find instructions on the Ubuntu web site. Then, boot your computer from the DVD/stick. This will launch a mini-version of Linux, one that you can play with, so you can get a feel for it. If you like it, then you can then install it on your PC. One nice feature is that you can install Linux so that it shares your PC with Windows; then, when you boot your computer, you can select the operating system to run. I've not done that myself (ours is a Microsoft-free household), but I'm told it works well. Good luck!

Posted by: Nemo at April 27, 2024 10:05 AM (S6ArX)

234 "The incompetence that guided Obamacare was on display recently when cyber hackers outsmarted UnitedHealth Group in late February."

According to the Wall Street Journal, the attack has cost United Healthcare $824 million so far. Further, many smaller health-care providers have been driven to the brink of bankruptcy because their bills have not been processed for months; UH is providing some of them with loans to tide them over, but it's not proving adequate. Also, UH paid the ransom on condition that patients private data not be released; but guess what - the hackers reneged on the deal, and the private data are seeping into the darknet. Go figure! It looks like the Bad Actors attacked a single point of failure in the US healthcare system ... and it appears to be working.

Posted by: Nemo at April 27, 2024 10:10 AM (S6ArX)

235 DOS 4 sucked because of memory management, lol. Managing 640k of real-mode mem was super hard when you needed 590k available for games, lol.

Everyone liked DOS 5. For a bit.

Posted by: Fisht at April 27, 2024 10:40 AM (BHEHK)

236 >They still sell something called Open Enterprise Server, which I believe is really Netware.

Nope. It's a derivative of SUSE Linux under the hood.

>I would like to do Linux, but not an IT guy, any For Idiots guides?

Yes. Get a Mac. There is no Linux distro that isn't a dumpster fire of terrible decisions, and Linux on the desk/laptop is a clown show. The current state of things is that there is no market for a better client/consumer OS, so there are no decent client/consumer OSes. MacOS comes closest, as long as you're not a business or enterprise that cares what your employees do with the hardware you buy them.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at April 28, 2024 06:04 PM (0Go0g)

Look Upon My ONT, Ye Mighty, And Despair!

Hello everyone! Friday night, relax and pop open a cold one while you enjoy the red-hot memes! We'll start with a fun fact:


Cavalry.jpg

He's a swinger


Fido Friday: Trash talk

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Helpful guide

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If BTTF was made today


Memes: Bridging generations

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Advertising from Guyana

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Sophisticated advertising campaign


Elon's not gonna like this review

reviews.jpg


Objection. Witness is badgering the counsel

lawyer.png


Ouch

Catcher's fault. Not just because of the throw, but the ump calls foul ball, she should have held onto the ball.

The Chinese are ahead of us

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New ad campaign

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Destiny refuses to be mocked


Rodent of unusual size

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Infographic

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Musical interlude


Well, that's definitely the right sponsor

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$20 for 10 minutes with the Oompa-Loompa, same as downtown

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Here's the reference, if you missed the story

Meanwhile, north of the border


What did you expect from a guy named Bum Farto?

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by something unexpected:

inquision.jfif

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Present

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 10:00 PM (/7KEl)

2 Good evening horde! Have a good ONT. Thanks WD.

Posted by: TRex at April 26, 2024 10:01 PM (n/3Pf)

3 another amazing ONT

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #213 at April 26, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

4 Yo WD
Yo horde!

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at April 26, 2024 10:01 PM (5FlEF)

5 Have I come to the right place then?

Posted by: Ozzie Mandyas at April 26, 2024 10:02 PM (bo7UB)

6 On the purple ones, for some of them they would have to exist long enough for you to find out whether licking them was a good idea.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:03 PM (Qn+B5)

7 HAHAHAHA

With the exception of volleyball, women's ball sports are all so hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 10:05 PM (9Ct69)

8 Yo!

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:05 PM (g0Y4p)

9 WD Friday ONT! Oh the joy!

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's that time! at April 26, 2024 10:05 PM (7WAWe)

10 Advertising from Guyana


LOL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 10:06 PM (naiw2)

11 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: TRex at April 26, 2024 10:06 PM (n/3Pf)

12 Also, it was a knock off brand of drink that Jonestown used, right?

Or was that just Kool-Aid propaganda?

Flav-o-rade?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:06 PM (Qn+B5)

13 Very meaty ONT WD. Thank you!

Posted by: TRex at April 26, 2024 10:07 PM (n/3Pf)

14 Also willowed but I know it will be a hot topic and lots of people probably don't know the second part:

I'm 100% in support of a person not giving a shelter a known biter.

Related: We have solved the "rescue" animal problem to the point where shelters import dogs and cats from other countries because there aren't enough here in the U.S. to support their business.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 10:07 PM (9Ct69)

15 I had in fact missed the story on the "Wonka Experience," so that photo, plus the caption, initially took my head into a very weird area.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:08 PM (g0Y4p)

16 Sorry I'm late, I was misinformed about the Northwest Passage.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2024 10:08 PM (6ouyc)

17 I do not understand the Infographic thing...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:08 PM (Qn+B5)

18 Nice work WD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 26, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

19 Thank you WD!
Friday night ONT, what fun.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:10 PM (AU94Q)

20 Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 26, 2024 10:10 PM (MsrgL)

21 That guy devoted way too much of his life to his Tesla.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:10 PM (bo7UB)

22
It is a very bad idea to lick lithium. A very, very bad idea.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 10:10 PM (MoZTd)

23 NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2024 10:11 PM (n/3Pf)

24 Hola, Hall!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:11 PM (9yWhg)

25 16 Sorry I'm late, I was misinformed about the Northwest Passage.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2024 10:08 PM (6ouyc)

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Did you come for the waters?

Posted by: Rick at April 26, 2024 10:11 PM (bo7UB)

26 OMG TRex its true we are brothers from another mother.

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2024 10:12 PM (n/3Pf)

27 Hey, Hrothgar

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:12 PM (9yWhg)

28 I can't believe the 'French' history.
Actually only in France can the calvary winning a naval encounter make sense.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (AU94Q)

29 I'm 100% in support of a person not giving a shelter a known biter.

Related: We have solved the "rescue" animal problem to the point where shelters import dogs and cats from other countries because there aren't enough here in the U.S. to support their business.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 10:07 PM (9Ct69)


You'll be shocked to learn that this is burning up Twitter at the moment.

Hard-core conservatives who consider Noem a squish/traitor, and leftists who despise Republicans on principle, are piling on her from both directions.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (g0Y4p)

30 Hey, Aetius.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (9yWhg)

31 Okay, I give up.

What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:14 PM (bo7UB)

32 Hey, Hadrian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:15 PM (9yWhg)

33 are piling on her from both directions.
Posted by: Dr. T

I didn't know she was into orgies.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:15 PM (AU94Q)

34 26 OMG TRex its true we are brothers from another mother.

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2024 10:12 PM
***
Amen. Just wait until the threads mention asparagus.

Posted by: TRex at April 26, 2024 10:15 PM (n/3Pf)

35 Hey, Blaster.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:15 PM (9yWhg)

36
We had to put down a rescue who was a biter. That was a hard, hard day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 10:16 PM (MoZTd)

37 You'll be shocked to learn that this is burning up Twitter at the moment.


Ah, good. Keep the lunatics distracted with the latest shiny, outrage.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 10:16 PM (naiw2)

38
What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?
Posted by: Cicero


"No one expects a..."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 10:16 PM (IG4Id)

39 I can't believe the 'French' history.
Actually only in France can the calvary winning a naval encounter make sense.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (AU94Q)


It was actually mentioned in Mike Duncan's (he of "The History of Rome") "Revolutions" podcast series. It's real.

What I find hard to believe is that this has never happened in Russian history.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:16 PM (g0Y4p)

40 Okay, I give up.

What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?
Posted by: Cicero

https://is.gd/XSGLhJ

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (AU94Q)

41 Jones was too cheap to spring for Kool-Aid. Flavor Aid it was.

Posted by: On a Very Fixed Income at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)

42 31 Okay, I give up.

What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:14 PM (bo7UB)

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (Qn+B5)

43 Hey Bulgar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (Qn+B5)

44 I did not know cobalt was lickable.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MNhXM)

45
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

And I expect this to go on all night.
I wonder if Pixy will appreciate it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (AU94Q)

46
Hey Bulg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (MoZTd)

47 I always like the vids where I can say ‘ white boys be crazy’

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (MNhXM)

48 Hard-core conservatives who consider Noem a squish/traitor, and leftists who despise Republicans on principle, are piling on her from both directions.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (g0Y4p)

It's a retarded move. I cannot believe one of her campaign team did not have an ounce of humanity and ask 'Maybe you should consider ma'am just shutting the fuck up about shooting a dog?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (Qn+B5)

49 I did not know cobalt was lickable.
Posted by: polynikes

Sodium, and Latium too... once.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (AU94Q)

50 Objection. Witness is badgering the counsel

===

HAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (V13WU)

51 I liked Funny Face drinks best. Chinese Cherry and Loud-Mouth Lime were faves.

Posted by: Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry Was OK at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (V5BDR)

52 Jones was too cheap to spring for Kool-Aid. Flavor Aid it was.
Posted by: On a Very Fixed Income at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)


Dang. If I'm gonna commit mass suicide as part of a cult, I want to be drinking the genuine article, not that off-brand watery stuff they served out at Vacation Bible School.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (g0Y4p)

53 What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?
Posted by: Cicero

"No one expects a..."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 10:16 PM (IG4Id)

Part of a Monty Python skit. Since you didn't get it, turn in your nerd card and go watch some sportsball.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (i6N8Y)

54 44 I did not know cobalt was lickable.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MNhXM)

Pretty much anything solid or liquid is lickable. At least once.

The gases?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (Qn+B5)

55 Hadrian, how are the puppies doing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (9yWhg)

56 Somehow I am not surprised Noem shot a dog for just annoying her.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (V13WU)

57 Dang. If I'm gonna commit mass suicide as part of a cult, I want to be drinking the genuine article, not that off-brand watery stuff they served out at Vacation Bible School.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (g0Y4p)

Heh. Kind of makes sense though considering they were a cult, eh?

Commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (Qn+B5)

58
The gases?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Lickable after a phase change... once.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (AU94Q)

59 Watched the movie The Founder about Ray Croc. It was a good movie but they didn’t make him real likable. Maybe because he was a conservative.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:22 PM (MNhXM)

60 52 Jones was too cheap to spring for Kool-Aid. Flavor Aid it was.
Posted by: On a Very Fixed Income at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)


Dang. If I'm gonna commit mass suicide as part of a cult, I want to be drinking the genuine article, not that off-brand watery stuff they served out at Vacation Bible School.
Posted by: Dr. T



Well, Jim Jones was a Communist. They cut corners.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 10:22 PM (naiw2)

61 56 Somehow I am not surprised Noem shot a dog for just annoying her.
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (V13WU)

It's a bit more than just annoying her. Still it is putting the story into a campaign commercial (which is what a book during an election year is) that is the really stupid bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:22 PM (Qn+B5)

62 Question: What is the song that corresponds to “Finally Friday” for the unemployed?

I’m dealing with that now, and could use a good pick-me-up song.

For reference:
https://youtu.be/3jFcOB8is4M

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)

63 Thunderstorm overhead right now, and it can't decide if it wants to rain or snow on me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 26, 2024 10:23 PM (dZVON)

64 Another great selection of memes WD.
Thank you.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #214 at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (qfLjt)

65
Hadrian, how are the puppies doing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (9yWhg)

_________

Unshot.

Seriously, they're doing great. Zeus is going to a new home next month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (MoZTd)

66 Remember the fizz flavored tablets you drop in a glass of water. If you were brave you would just sit a tablet on the top of your tongue.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (MNhXM)

67 Blanco, the time to worry is not if it’s rain or snow, but cats, dogs, or elephants.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (VNX3d)

68 Lickable after a phase change... once.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (AU94Q)

Well, I was figuring we were licking them at STP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (Qn+B5)

69 It's a retarded move. I cannot believe one of her campaign team did not have an ounce of humanity and ask 'Maybe you should consider ma'am just shutting the fuck up about shooting a dog?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (Qn+B5)


I agree with a lot of the Twitter-heads: Noem just ended her chances of being Trump's running mate. Whatever the merits of the case, she just lost every single undecided voter.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (g0Y4p)

70 It's a retarded move. I cannot believe one of her campaign team did not have an ounce of humanity and ask 'Maybe you should consider ma'am just shutting the fuck up about shooting a dog?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

-

I'm going with girl boss "we think this is how men act so we have to act this way even more because we're awesome and have vaginas and can shoot dogs even better than men" nonsense in pursuit of some sort of campaign-related advertising attempt.

I know and hunt with a bunch of rednecks and can't think of a single time when I've ever heard anyone bragging that they had to put down a dog. I've definitely never read anyone bragging about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:25 PM (JuA5P)

71 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:22 PM (Qn+B5

It killed some chickens and tried to bite her?

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:25 PM (MNhXM)

72 What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?
Posted by: Cicero

https://is.gd/XSGLhJ
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (AU94Q)

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Never saw that before, despite having many hours of Monty Python viewing under my belt. Funny.

Thanks for the link.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:25 PM (bo7UB)

73 Another great selection of memes WD.
Thank you.
Posted by: Ciampino
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[faintly wonders if Ciampino was associated with the atomic chart item]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 10:26 PM (XeU6L)

74 It's been 60 years since I first had VBS Kool-Aid in a church basement. Fond memory, I think.

Posted by: Rather Have Coffee, Though at April 26, 2024 10:26 PM (V5BDR)

75 Thunderstorm overhead right now, and it can't decide if it wants to rain or snow on me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Good luck! They are supposed to roll over us later this evening.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (AU94Q)

76 59 Watched the movie The Founder about Ray Croc. It was a good movie but they didn’t make him real likable. Maybe because he was a conservative.

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Rumor has it he really wasn't very likable. Ask the McDonald brothers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (bo7UB)

77 Also I really hope the Texas pitcher was okay. She looks like a cutie and took that throw right to her face without being ready at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (JuA5P)

78
Thanks for the link.
Posted by: Cicero

NP, anything for a fellow moron.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (AU94Q)

79 Sounds like Noem may have decided to take herself out of the game by becoming so toxic that no one will ever consider her for office again. Rather like Anthony Wiener did after he married into the Clinton Crime Family and realized he was out of his league.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (i6N8Y)

80 You people say what you will, she has crazy eyes.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:29 PM (V13WU)

81 You can lick #74. That's why it's called Tungsten.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 10:29 PM (lX8VI)

82 44 I did not know cobalt was lickable.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MNhXM)


Licking normal cobalt is probably okay.

Cobalt-60, though....you might want to get your affairs in order.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:31 PM (g0Y4p)

83 You can lick #74. That's why it's called Tungsten.
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 10:29 PM (lX8VI)

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You can lick lead a little but if you overdo it you end up sounding like a certain U.S. president.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:31 PM (bo7UB)

84 79 Sounds like Noem may have decided to take herself out of the game by becoming so toxic that no one will ever consider her for office again. Rather like Anthony Wiener did after he married into the Clinton Crime Family and realized he was out of his league.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (i6N8Y)

It is just a little bizarre that we have people:

1) Open racists.
2) Open child sacrifices
3) Open corruption

But killing a dog? Makes a certain amount of sense. It is like the Pitch Meeting for John Wick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:31 PM (Qn+B5)

85 Tungsten.

LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:32 PM (bo7UB)

86 44 I did not know cobalt was lickable.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MNhXM)
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The solid metal is no different to iron or nickel. I'm sure you've put a nail or staple in your mouth before. Cobalt is alloye with iron to make some tool steels. Very hard. Paolo-hard.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #215 at April 26, 2024 10:32 PM (qfLjt)

87 Polonium is best administered intravenously by umbrella.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)

88 Catcher's fault. Not just because of the throw, but the ump calls foul ball, she should have held onto the ball.

I'm gonna kinda disagree. I don't think you can reliably count on someone to hear and process the audible info when she's making the play more-or-less on muscle memory. As soon as the batter when into a bunt stance, the pitcher should have know that the ball was going to 2nd and been ready to hit the deck.

Also, that was simultaneously the best version of "Baby Got Back" and the best version of "Hallelujah" ever.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 26, 2024 10:33 PM (/y8xj)

89 With the exception of volleyball, women's ball sports are all so hilarious.
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I'd have to add women's golf to this. A pleasure to watch, and good, relatable golf too.

Posted by: From about that Time at April 26, 2024 10:34 PM (4780s)

90 Polonium is best administered intravenously by umbrella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)

Dagger shoe !

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:34 PM (V13WU)

91 The dad meme is my favorite tonight by far. And, if true, I love that his dad printed it out. I get both sides of that coin and like it a lot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:34 PM (JuA5P)

92 The Kool-Aid and Hydrox cookies in the Lutheran basement sounds like a much better experience than the Wonka "tour". And it didn't cost my parents 44 Pounds.

Posted by: Little Willy at April 26, 2024 10:35 PM (V5BDR)

93 I've been on a Civil War cavalry kick lately. I saw Robert F. O'Neill on C-SPAN hawking his book Chasing Jeb Stuart and John Mosby about cavalry action in the eastern theater between mid 1862 and July 1863.

WARNNG! HISTORY NERD ALERT!

He has a theory Stuart's Christmas raid toward D.C., in late 1862 was used by Lee to create such paranoia in.D.C. that Stuart's feint toward D.C. just as Lee was marching north on his Gettysburg campaign caused the Union cavalry to delay scouting the Army of Northern Virgina and prematurely finding Lee's movement as had happened during the Antietam campaign. Thus this otherwise insignificant Christmas raid combined with the spoof cavalry raid to kidnap Lincoln and others out of D.C. might have had a pivotal role in a Confederate victory. Civil War disinformation.

Well, I thought it was interesting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 26, 2024 10:35 PM (L/fGl)

94 The dad meme is my favorite tonight by far. And, if true, I love that his dad printed it out. I get both sides of that coin and like it a lot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

You never know. The dad might have hung it up on his office (or break room) wall at work for others to enjoy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)

95 The Dewey Decimal System is our chief weapon.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at April 26, 2024 10:36 PM (b9Gb2)

96 85 Tungsten.

LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:32 PM (bo7UB)
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What?
Tc is Technetium
W is tungsten

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is haha glass #01 at April 26, 2024 10:36 PM (qfLjt)

97 It is just a little bizarre that we have people:

1) Open racists.
2) Open child sacrifices
3) Open corruption

But killing a dog? Makes a certain amount of sense. It is like the Pitch Meeting for John Wick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:31 PM (Qn+B5)


My theory: we're so polarized on most issues, everyone's stoked to join hands and take aim at somebody who broke one of the few remaining taboos.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:36 PM (g0Y4p)

98 The Periodic Table is anti-trans. Men can get periodics, too.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 10:36 PM (emlEe)

99 Well that pretty much ruined Hallelujah for me.

Bastard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 10:37 PM (mzM2O)

100 You never know. The dad might have hung it up on his office (or break room) wall at work for others to enjoy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

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Yeah, I choose to believe it's true. My son could be 16 and I'd have that hanging on the refrigerator.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:37 PM (JuA5P)

101 That licking chart is horseshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 10:38 PM (mzM2O)

102 It's a retarded move. I cannot believe one of her campaign team did not have an ounce of humanity and ask 'Maybe you should consider ma'am just shutting the fuck up about shooting a dog?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (Qn+B5)

And yet St. Fauci walks around unbothered …

🤷‍♂️

Posted by: browndog is ambivalent at April 26, 2024 10:38 PM (TTAGa)

103 Polonium is best administered intravenously by umbrella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

By a guy dressed as a penguin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 26, 2024 10:38 PM (L/fGl)

104 hmmm

"Ukrainian forces are withdrawing US-provided Abrams M1A1 main battle tanks from the front lines after at least five have been destroyed by cheap Russian drones, according to the AP....the evolving dynamics of warfare, particularly the proliferation of Russian surveillance and hunter-killer drones, have dramatically altered the operational landscape. It turned out that the Abrams were more vulnerable to Russian attacks than previously believed..."

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:39 PM (V13WU)

105 So clowns went from funny to scary well before that Stephen King novel.

Yikes.

Posted by: spindrift at April 26, 2024 10:39 PM (aE5iv)

106 Once a dog gets into the chickens it's got to be put down.
One the other hand, there's things in life you do what you got to do. You do it. And you shut up about it.

Posted by: From about that Time at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (4780s)

107 Bum Farto was born in 1919, so if he's still on the lam he's 105 years old. I salute his persistence.

Posted by: Duck! Dodge! Hide! at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (V5BDR)

108 (goes to look for the video of the gorgeous Ukranian woman in a soldiers uniform sadly showing destroyed parts of her country on one social media platform and someone found her real-life social media platform of her at concerts, on a yacht, etc. at roughly the same period of time)

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:41 PM (JuA5P)

109 Is it normal to teach a 14 yo dog new tricks ? Like hunting pheasant ?

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:42 PM (V13WU)

110
I did not know cobalt was lickable.
Posted by: polynikes


No one expects the cobalt lickizition.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 10:42 PM (63Dwl)

111 let me rephrase that, Is it advisable ?

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:42 PM (V13WU)

112 "Ukrainian forces are withdrawing US-provided Abrams M1A1 main battle tanks from the front lines after at least five have been destroyed by cheap Russian drones, according to the AP....the evolving dynamics of warfare, particularly the proliferation of Russian surveillance and hunter-killer drones, have dramatically altered the operational landscape. It turned out that the Abrams were more vulnerable to Russian attacks than previously believed..."
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:39 PM (V13WU)


This must be why Putin hasn't tried more direct retaliation for all our military support of Ukraine. He figures it's more valuable to let us embarrass ourselves on the world stage, and he's probably right.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:42 PM (g0Y4p)

113 107 Bum Farto was born in 1919, so if he's still on the lam he's 105 years old. I salute his persistence.
Posted by: Duck! Dodge! Hide! at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (V5BDR)

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His antics brought shame upon the entire Farto Clan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:42 PM (bo7UB)

114 You know what's lickable! A frozen flagpole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 26, 2024 10:43 PM (L/fGl)

115 Blanco, the time to worry is not if it’s rain or snow, but cats, dogs, or elephants.

Seems to have calmed down. Raining cats and dogs I can deal with. If I want to see it raining elephants I just have to find a college campus protest.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 26, 2024 10:43 PM (dZVON)

116 Once a dog gets into the chickens it's got to be put down.
One the other hand, there's things in life you do what you got to do. You do it. And you shut up about it.
Posted by: From about that Time at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (4780s)


We live in The TMI Era. People are just so special that everything they do is precious and they must share it with the world.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 10:45 PM (emlEe)

117 I've been oppressed my entire adult life. I have size 17 feet, and every store I go into, man, they're like "We have no shoes for you."

I am a victim and I demand millions in government funds to assuage my feelings. Also, I should get a talk show. For free.

You tiny footed bitches be oppressing me and denying me my heritage. FREE the 17 SIZES!!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2024 10:46 PM (CHHv1)

118 Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:39 PM (V13WU)

I don’t think these tanks have the same armor and anti missile tech.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:47 PM (MNhXM)

119
🏒 COL 1 WPG 0 end 1st pd 🏆

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 10:47 PM (/7KEl)

120 It turned out that the Abrams were more vulnerable to Russian attacks than previously believed

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1) Why would the people who are in charge of knowing everything about this sort of thing admit that?

2) So it was all just a tremendous waste of money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:48 PM (JuA5P)

121 Remember the fizz flavored tablets you drop in a glass of water. If you were brave you would just sit a tablet on the top of your tongue.
Posted by: polynikes
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Fizzies!

Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2024 10:48 PM (njWTi)

122 117 I've been oppressed my entire adult life. I have size 17 feet, and every store I go into, man, they're like "We have no shoes for you."

I am a victim and I demand millions in government funds to assuage my feelings. Also, I should get a talk show. For free.

You tiny footed bitches be oppressing me and denying me my heritage. FREE the 17 SIZES!!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm



We have a pair of kayaks your size.

Posted by: Bass Pro Shop at April 26, 2024 10:49 PM (naiw2)

123 It turned out that the Abrams were more vulnerable to Russian attacks than previously believed..."
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:39 PM (V13WU)

It turned out that all tanks, regardless of race, nationality, or creed, were more vulnerable to drone attacks than expected.

The Russians continue experimenting with a "Turtle Tank", a regular tank with an armored shed built over the top of it to keep drones from directly impacting on it. The first ones have been pretty crude, and homemade looking, but I expect the next generation to be better.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 10:49 PM (i6N8Y)

124 You tiny footed bitches be oppressing me and denying me my heritage. FREE the 17 SIZES!!

Amen! Preach it, brother!

Posted by: Peggy Hill at April 26, 2024 10:49 PM (/y8xj)

125 Once a dog gets into the chickens it's got to be put down.
One the other hand, there's things in life you do what you got to do. You do it. And you shut up about it.
Posted by: From about that Time at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (4780

As I said this ain’t the 1800’s.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:49 PM (MNhXM)

126 109. It was14 months.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 26, 2024 10:50 PM (gJHrU)

127 G'night all!

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:50 PM (g0Y4p)

128 Hey, I report, you decide.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:51 PM (V13WU)

129 I don't think the dog story is a big deal. It tried to bite her when she tried to keep it from killing another's livestock. In any time other than our flamboyantly gay era this would be unremarkable. (It's not what I'd have done. But whatever.)

Posted by: Romney was a bigger asshole, dogwise, and Republicans were tripping all over their dicks to defend h at April 26, 2024 10:52 PM (8y/iU)

130 Harley Quin becoming a hero in current America says a lot about current America...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:52 PM (ibTVg)

131 You know what's lickable!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Carpet?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2024 10:53 PM (WXNFJ)

132 Do any of y'all do this? When the comment thread slows down, I'll open a new browser tab, stare at it for a few seconds, realize that there's nothing else that interests me, and come back and refresh the thread.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 26, 2024 10:53 PM (/y8xj)

133 It turned out that all tanks, regardless of race, nationality, or creed, were more vulnerable to drone attacks than expected.

For anyone that isn't an idiot one of the first lessons from the Uke war was "if the enemy can see you the enemy can kill you".

However, our Nat Sec state is fully of stupid people.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:53 PM (ibTVg)

134 Uranium is "maybe not a good idea" to lick? Um....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:54 PM (ibTVg)

135 I didn't want Noem to be VP anyway but if we're letting leftist outrage decide that or anything else for us, we're giving them power they don't deserve.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 26, 2024 10:55 PM (roH4R)

136 When this is over Russia will have a well trained, blooded military and we'll have origami.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 10:56 PM (lCWOD)

137
Evening, all. I'm about to settle into a game of gin rummy while we watch a couple of Lucy episodes. Wow, am I... whatever!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 26, 2024 10:56 PM (ny95y)

138 There are two kinds of people. Those that think in 2024 killing a healthy dog because it killed chickens is the natural and only thing that can be done and those that don’t.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:57 PM (MNhXM)

139 We live in The TMI Era. People are just so special that everything they do is precious and they must share it with the world.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 10:45 PM (emlEe)

People like Noem and that stupid fucking story are why I'm 99.9% certain the GOP is just an operation to make us normal people look like giant assholes. We are constantly defending the indefensible from the most tone deaf out of touch people. "No no you have to understand WHYYYYYY she killed the dog and how hard it was for her but that it means she's a real tough cookie." Uh-huh. Shut the fuck up.

I don't care why you dispatched the dog, it's a no-go zone politically. Shut your stupid fuckface up and tell it in a book some day. Dumbass.

(Actually doesn't the current WH have a small and somewhat exploitable problem with having to put down their dogs? How convenient this slag opens her mouth about how we're all just dog killers on BOTH sides of the aisle. I hate these fools.)

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 10:57 PM (lX8VI)

140 It turned out that all tanks, regardless of race, nationality, or creed, were more vulnerable to drone attacks than expected.

For anyone that isn't an idiot one of the first lessons from the Uke war was "if the enemy can see you the enemy can kill you".

However, our Nat Sec state is fully of stupid people.
Posted by: 18-1

This is why the next advance in military technology will be a cloaking device.

An alternative would be a SEP (Somebody Else’s Problem) field, so people just ignore your weaponry.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)

141 I watched an odd Germany movie called Paradise. Spoilers so...stop if you want to see it.

The basic setup is that a technocrat developed a way to take years from one person and give them to another and setup a company that acts as a broker in buying those years and then transferring them which gives her amazing wealth and power.

Shenanigans happen and a number of the characters learn doing this is wrong.

It seems they wanted this movie to be anti-capitalist or something but it comes across clearly anti-megapharma/anti-tech oligarch. The scenes where people are forced to "donate" years look exactly like the scenes were people were forced to get the clot shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:58 PM (ibTVg)

142 Dandy of an ONT, WD.
Kool-Aid was to die for.

Posted by: scampydog at April 26, 2024 10:58 PM (41CYW)

143 Uranium is "maybe not a good idea" to lick? Um....
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:54 PM (ibTVg)


I read that as Ukrainium.

Posted by: spindrift at April 26, 2024 10:59 PM (aE5iv)

144 This is why the next advance in military technology will be a cloaking device.


I know China is working on this tech - they had a demo with a working protoptype in it. It being China I assume the demo was mostly a lie but...they are working on it...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:59 PM (ibTVg)

145 I think that if you destroy a dog that has become predatory, you keep it to yourself

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:01 PM (/7KEl)

146 When this is over Russia will have a well trained, blooded military and we'll have origami.

At least on casual review Russia has been far more innovative then the US/Europe/Ukes. It is NOT what anyone would have expected even 10 years ago.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 11:01 PM (ibTVg)

147 How does one write a "free dog" advertisement after a dog has bitten someone and killed livestock?

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 11:02 PM (JuA5P)

148 The people that will damn Noem for shooting a dog will ignore Obama eating many.

But...this was stupid on Noem's part.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 11:03 PM (ibTVg)

149 I don't get how a drone can defeat a main battle tank

well, maybe I can, but why aren't our tanks hardened against this

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:03 PM (/7KEl)

150 I think that if you destroy a dog that has become predatory, you keep it to yourself
Posted by: Don Black

If a human destroys a person who has become predatory, we should all chip in a get them some serious billboard space.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 26, 2024 11:03 PM (lSFt0)

151 131 You know what's lickable!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Carpet?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2024 10:53 PM (WXNFJ)

Hardwood …

Posted by: browndog looks around at April 26, 2024 11:04 PM (TTAGa)

152 This is why the next advance in military technology will be a cloaking device.
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I know China is working on this tech - they had a demo with a working protoptype in it. It being China I assume the demo was mostly a lie but...they are working on it...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:59 PM (ibTVg)


The White House staff wish they had a cloaking device. But they do have the MSM, so there's that.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 11:05 PM (emlEe)

153 149

I'm imagining Panzerfausts dangling from drones. Anyone else?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 26, 2024 11:05 PM (roH4R)

154 I don't get how a drone can defeat a main battle tank

well, maybe I can, but why aren't our tanks hardened against this
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:03 PM (/7KEl)
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My guess is that, because the top deck armor on tanks isn't very thick, they're using drones to drop shaped charges on them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 11:05 PM (Be/+i)

155 I don't get how a drone can defeat a main battle tank

well, maybe I can, but why aren't our tanks hardened against this
Posted by: Don Black

Don't think you can harden a tank against a 500 lb suicide drone.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 26, 2024 11:06 PM (lSFt0)

156 Greg Price @greg_price11
On Howard Stern's show today, Biden claimed...

- He saved 6 people from drowning as a lifeguard (Lie)
- He received "salacious pictures" from women in the 70s that he handed to Secret Service (Definitely a lie and senators don't have secret service protection)
- That he was arrested as a kid while standing with a black family on their porch as people were protesting desegregation. (Lie)
- That he was "runner-up in state scoring" in football. (Lie)

https://tinyurl.com/jjvzduae
audio of each quote session

Posted by: michelle fields at April 26, 2024 11:07 PM (vtyCZ)

157 My guess is that, because the top deck armor on tanks isn't very thick, they're using drones to drop shaped charges on them.

Or potential multiples - if the first hit just damages the armor hit the now weakened area immediately with a second...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 11:07 PM (ibTVg)

158 Evidently, FJB has licked the element "Stupidium".

Repeatedly.

Why, you'd think he thought it was an ice cream cone.


*pours bourbon*


ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2024 11:08 PM (e6UQI)

159 149 I don't get how a drone can defeat a main battle tank

well, maybe I can, but why aren't our tanks hardened against this
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:03 PM (/7KEl)
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The Abrams has never been threatened from the sky before.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 11:09 PM (lCWOD)

160 Apparently no one else has asked this. Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 26, 2024 11:09 PM (w6EFb)

161 137
Evening, all. I'm about to settle into a game of gin rummy while we watch a couple of Lucy episodes. Wow, am I... whatever!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 26, 2024 10:56 PM (ny95y)

I'm listening to a baseball game on the radio, Mitch Hanniger just hit a grand slam homer. The sun is setting with the clouds obstructing the mountains. I had a couple beers with my fish and chips.

Lucy the Fink is wanting to play hide and seek.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 11:09 PM (cNUHy)

162 I’ve never thought that Noem was VP material. Trump has repeatedly said that the VP must be someone who can step right into the Presidency. Noem is not it. I can see her as the Sec of the Interior but VP? No.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 26, 2024 11:10 PM (1qIGW)

163 Apparently no one else has asked this. Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 26, 2024 11:09 PM (w6EFb)


Yes.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 11:10 PM (emlEe)

164 "Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?"

Yes.

Posted by: Johnny Dollar at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (89Sog)

165 I'm out, yall have fun

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (JuA5P)

166 Seems like Noem could have found a better way to deal with her problem dog. I am glad she's out. I didn't care for her, something always seemed too perfect about her.

Posted by: Megthered at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (4acn+)

167 Apparently no one else has asked this. Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

The correct answer is of course, "Shithole"

Posted by: Some Rat at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (lSFt0)

168 >The Abrams has never been threatened from the sky before.

Posted by: Braenyard



did the designers not anticipate the enemy attacking tanks by air?

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (/7KEl)

169 /off Insurance Investigator sock

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (89Sog)

170 The Abrams has never been threatened from the sky before.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 11:09 PM (lCWOD)

They were designed with knowledge of Russian tank killer copters and their version of the A-10.

And I don’t think we provide foreign allies with the same tank outfitted as ours are .

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (MNhXM)

171 On a lighter note, I just binge watched "Dead Boy Detective Agency" on Netflix. I found it to be a most enjoyable comedic/supernatural thriller. Plot is two young renegade ghosts set up an office to help lost ghosts cross over to the Afterlife.
Warning, it goes heavy on Teh Ghey, plus throws in a dose of Girl Power, but if you can put up with that you might enjoy it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (i6N8Y)

172 Apparently no one else has asked this. Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?

Posted by: Miley

It’s hard to say. All that seems to grow there are government agencies and graft.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (VNX3d)

173 Avs Jets 1-1 2nd

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (/7KEl)

174 Noem didn't kill the dog, she only wounded it.

This was evident, when a couple weeks later, an angry and forlorn dog limped into the bar, and said:

"...I'm lookin' for the bitch that shot my paw!"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (e6UQI)

175 The Great Dismal Swamp was once 8 times larger than it is now. It might have been DC adjacent then.

Posted by: Drain the Swamp! at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (V5BDR)

176 87 Polonium is best administered intravenously by umbrella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)

I thought that was Ricin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 11:14 PM (Qn+B5)

177 156 Greg Price @greg_price11
On Howard Stern's show today, Biden claimed...

- He saved 6 people from drowning as a lifeguard (Lie)
- He received "salacious pictures" from women in the 70s that he handed to Secret Service (Definitely a lie and senators don't have secret service protection)
- That he was arrested as a kid while standing with a black family on their porch as people were protesting desegregation. (Lie)
- That he was "runner-up in state scoring" in football. (Lie)

https://tinyurl.com/jjvzduae
audio of each quote session
Posted by: michelle fields



He also made 18 straight holes in one at Augusta National! They begged him to never come back.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work, spinning tales at April 26, 2024 11:14 PM (naiw2)

178 I know China is working on this tech - they had a demo with a working protoptype in it. It being China I assume the demo was mostly a lie but...they are working on it...

---------

IIRC, there's a skyscraper in Hong Kong that can kind of disappear if you're looking at it from the proper angle and distance.

Each side is covered in LED panels interspersed by cameras. The cameras allow it to cast the view behind it onto the side facing the viewer. Instead of the building, you see what's behind the building.

Clever people, those Chinese.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 11:14 PM (bo7UB)

179 The Dewey Decimal System is our chief weapon.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at April 26, 2024 10:36 PM (b9Gb2)

That's Library of Congress, heretic!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 26, 2024 11:14 PM (w6EFb)

180 160 Apparently no one else has asked this. Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist



Yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 11:15 PM (naiw2)

181 This video, recorded by a Webster police officer's body camera, shows Monroe County District Attorney Sandra Doorley; belligerent in traffic stop video, berating officer that she was the DA and didn't care...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1JcMchHBY
-------------------------------

our betters

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 11:15 PM (lCWOD)

182 This video, recorded by a Webster police officer's body camera, shows Monroe County District Attorney Sandra Doorley; belligerent in traffic stop video, berating officer that she was the DA and didn't care...

I remember a little old lady doing the same thing, except not being the DA of course. She got tazed, cuffed, and arrested.

I give this cop credit he stuck with it where most would not have soon as they figured out who she was. But already he was treating her in a privileged way...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 11:18 PM (ibTVg)

183 166. Noem grew up on a 10,000 acre ranch and hunting property. In the middle of nowhere S.Dakota. I understand the rational for euthanizing the dog but some things are better left out of a nationally published book.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 26, 2024 11:18 PM (1qIGW)

184 "It's a retarded move. I cannot believe one of her campaign team did not have an ounce of humanity and ask 'Maybe you should consider ma'am just shutting the fuck up about shooting a dog?'"

She probably figured that the story was going to come out sooner or later, so it would be best that her version set the terms of the discussion.

And am I the only one who finds it odd that the hard left, which supports killing humans up to the moment of birth, goes ballistic over killing a dog?

Posted by: Nemo at April 26, 2024 11:20 PM (S6ArX)

185 Biden was FOR segregation, he was proud of it, and it's a matter of record. It's impossible to believe these people are even real.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (lX8VI)

186 Biden is the last Dixiecrat. Those people that supposedly switched parties or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (ibTVg)

187 And am I the only one who finds it odd that the hard left, which supports killing humans up to the moment of birth, goes ballistic over killing a dog?
Posted by: Nemo

Intellectual consistency and logic is not their strong suit.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)

188 Polonium is best administered intravenously by umbrella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)
----

I thought that was Ricin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 11:14 PM (Qn+B5)


Bulgarian defector Georgi Markov, London, September, 1978. Bulgarian intelligence was the KGB's own 'Murder, Inc.' hit squad. Bulgaria set up the hit on Pope John Paul II in 1981.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (emlEe)

189 He was going to get his laptop fixed
but Hunter got high, but Hunter got high, but Hunter got high,
He wasn't gonna show all them d*ck p*cs
but Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high,
He wasn't gonna mess with them hoes
but Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgLD1yhxNik

it's a winner

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 11:23 PM (lCWOD)

190 2-1 Jets PP goal

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:26 PM (/7KEl)

191 Typical drone attack on a tank flies a shaped charge, about equal to an RPG, into a track or the engine compartment. This immobilizes the tank and the crew abandons it. If the tank is very lucky, it can be recovered and repaired later. Typical fate is for the abandoned tank to be pelted with grenades from more drones after the attack is over. Most spectacular is when a drone manages to drop a grenade into an open top hatch and set off the ammo inside.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 11:26 PM (i6N8Y)

192 Good evening morons and gracias wd

I've been on boards with doctors and lawyers and they were all generally insufferable pricks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2024 11:27 PM (RIvkX)

193 For the ham radio people. The MFJ company is closing down next month along with its sister companies. They will continue to sell the existing stock and will offer product support. Just FYI. There is probably more info about this on their website.

Posted by: JTB at April 26, 2024 11:27 PM (zudum)

194 Off, armless sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 11:30 PM (vtyCZ)

195 For the ham radio people. The MFJ company is closing down next month along with its sister companies.

Wow. They've been an institution in the field. Sad loss. Damn you, Orangeman!

Posted by: Oddbob at April 26, 2024 11:30 PM (/y8xj)

196 And am I the only one who finds it odd that the hard left, which supports killing humans up to the moment of birth, goes ballistic over killing a dog?
Posted by: Nemo

Intellectual consistency and logic is not their strong suit.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)

The Left believes animals are worth more than humans since they despise humans. But they tend to use whatever is convenient, and a story during an election year about killing a dog is certainly convenient.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 11:31 PM (lX8VI)

197 187 And am I the only one who finds it odd that the hard left, which supports killing humans up to the moment of birth, goes ballistic over killing a dog?
Posted by: Nemo

Intellectual consistency and logic is not their strong suit.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)

I don't follow.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro People's Abortion Supercenter and No-Kill Animal Shelter at April 26, 2024 11:32 PM (8y/iU)

198 Friggin' awesome.content!
Id of been here sooner but my neighbor was trying to get me drunk for my birthday.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:32 PM (W/lyH)

199 The Avalanche and the Jets are my two favorite teams. Pretty hard to choose between them. Can't they both win?

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Big Sky Country at April 26, 2024 11:33 PM (4SYnO)

200 I have never...ever...understood the periodic table.
Pisses me off too.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:37 PM (W/lyH)

201 BTTF dork should be hired to do something useful. Get a job, boy!

Note: not that he needs one, obviously.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 26, 2024 11:41 PM (pDQ/8)

202 Happy Birthday Diogenes! You are spelling everything correctly so your neighbor clearly failed in his job....

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 26, 2024 11:42 PM (N/k1H)

203 Advertising from Guyana


Koliigde Kidz these daze

Posted by: Not at the University of Miklos, though at April 26, 2024 11:42 PM (oGyF9)

204 Happy birthday, Diogenes.
*hoists glass of George Dickel *

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Big Sky Country at April 26, 2024 11:43 PM (4SYnO)

205 I had chickens a while ago, and one day my great Pyrenees "played" with the rooster too hard. I think the rooster was trying to protect the flock.

In any event, my dog hid the carcass in the doghouse, and tried to pretend nothing was wrong. I was quite worried I'd have to put my dog down, but I think it scared my dog so much he didn't play with the chickens again. Still have the dog, thankfully, though the chickens have moved on.

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 26, 2024 11:44 PM (N/k1H)

206 2-1 Jets end 2nd

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:44 PM (/7KEl)

207 Also, the "bog" is brit-slang fer the terlit area.

Posted by: Miklos so attests at April 26, 2024 11:44 PM (oGyF9)

208 Happy Birthday Diogenes! You are spelling everything correctly so your neighbor clearly failed in his job....
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 26, 2024 11:42 PM (N/k1H)


Thanxs.
Neighbor is retired Navy and, well lets face it, can't hold his liquor that well.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:45 PM (W/lyH)

209 Happy birthday, Diogenes.
*hoists glass of George Dickel *
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Big Sky Country at April 26, 2024 11:43 PM (4SYnO)


Thanxs!
Doing Buffalo Trace here.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:47 PM (W/lyH)

210 I have never...ever...understood the periodic table.
Pisses me off too.
Posted by: Diogenes
------
Same. But I blame the pretty brunette that I sat next to. I tried, but couldn't bond.
And HBD, Diogenes.

Posted by: scampydog at April 26, 2024 11:48 PM (41CYW)

211 Buffalo Trace is one of my favorites. Cheers

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Big Sky Country at April 26, 2024 11:48 PM (4SYnO)

212 Biden reveals heartrending details of how he planned to kill himself after first wife and daughter died in 1972 crash

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:49 PM (/7KEl)

213 It wouldn't surprise me in the least to find out that McDonald's was a CIA operation to put LSD and other narcotics in our takeout food to study behavior and create aggressive social interaction within our communities.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 26, 2024 11:49 PM (pDQ/8)

214 "It is the only time in history a naval fleet has been defeated by a cavalry charge"

You wasn't there that time Marleen, Charleen, and Darleen swam out to the jon boat.

We was just fishing, and here they come scaring all the fish.


Posted by: Miklos and Bubba Jr so recall at April 26, 2024 11:49 PM (oGyF9)

215 Also, the "bog" is brit-slang fer the terlit area.
Posted by: Miklos so attests


So a Brit "bog" is a toilet.

Something "bog-standard" is ordinary.

There's a company named "American Standard."

They make toilets.

You may hit the bong now.

Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2024 11:51 PM (DgGvY)

216 and create aggressive social interaction within our communities.
Posted by: Mr. Bone
--------
Aggressive behavior?

Posted by: A word please, Waffle House at April 26, 2024 11:51 PM (41CYW)

217 Same. But I blame the pretty brunette that I sat next to. I tried, but couldn't bond.
And HBD, Diogenes.
Posted by: scampydog at April 26, 2024 11:48 PM (41CYW)


Clearly her outer covalences weren't merging with your inner covalences.
That said my biology lab partner was a redhead and smokin'! Sadly we never pollinated.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:53 PM (W/lyH)

218 Boeing Strikes Again
Boeing’s Ground Launched Small Diameter Bombs (GLSDB), were sent to Ukraine to help them hit targets at twice the distance reachable by current rockets. ...We sent it to the Ukrainians. It didn’t work. It didn’t work for multiple reasons including EMI [Electromagnetic interference] environment...
_telegraph

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 11:53 PM (lCWOD)

219 Evening, WD, and Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 11:53 PM (8zz6B)

220 193 For the ham radio people. The MFJ company is closing down next month along with its sister companies. They will continue to sell the existing stock and will offer product support. Just FYI. There is probably more info about this on their website.

Posted by: JTB at April 26, 2024 11:27 PM (zudum)


WOW! No more "Mighty Fine Junk"? Just kidding, I've bought several of their products and thought I got good value for the money.

The founder of the company is a Chinese-American gentleman named Martin F. Jue, with the company name, MFJ, being his initials. The company is based in Mississippi, and Mr. Jue's family has apparently been there for a few generations, as he has a deep southern accent. I've chatted with him a few times at their booth at Dayton, and it always makes me chuckle to hear this little old Chinese dude sounding like a cracker.

Posted by: BillyD at April 26, 2024 11:54 PM (F6Xpw)

221 I don't follow.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro People's Abortion Supercenter and No-Kill Animal Shelter at

That was not Mary!!!

She had a bit much of her Mary's Hard Kombucha, and is resting.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at April 26, 2024 11:55 PM (oGyF9)

222 Hard-core conservatives who consider Noem a squish/traitor, and leftists who despise Republicans on principle, are piling on her from both directions.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (g0Y4p)

She did what she had to do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 11:56 PM (8zz6B)

223 212 Biden reveals heartrending details of how he planned to kill himself after first wife and daughter died in 1972 crash

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:49 PM (/7KEl)


Sad, a real missed opportunity.

Posted by: BillyD at April 26, 2024 11:57 PM (F6Xpw)

224 "It is the only time in history a naval fleet has been defeated by a cavalry charge"


Acksually....
In Desert Storm two tanks of the 1st Infantry Division Cav rolled up to the shores of the Persian Gulf in Kuwait and took two Iraqi gun boats under fire and sunk both.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH)

225 You may hit the bong now.
Posted by: mikeski

In my day, the professor had to take an ironic bite of an apple before we could ask if we could "pot" from him.

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos (Tri-Delt is Tiffani) at April 26, 2024 11:57 PM (oGyF9)

226 Greetings Horde

Zero days to retirement.....for now...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 26, 2024 11:58 PM (QGaXH)

227 Pretty much anything solid or liquid is lickable. At least once.

The gases?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (Qn+B5)

Licking mercury would be reasonably safe. Don't swallow a lot, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 11:58 PM (8zz6B)

228 Aggressive behavior?
Posted by: A word please, Waffle House

All quiet at our location.

Except for Shawanda

That girl a trip

Posted by: Miklos, Waffle House parking valet at April 27, 2024 12:00 AM (oGyF9)

229 Zero days to retirement.....for now...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
-----------
Cheers. Your rascal. Enjoy it.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 12:00 AM (41CYW)

230 Thunderstorm overhead right now, and it can't decide if it wants to rain or snow on me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 26, 2024 10:23 PM (dZVON)

I could see plenty of lightning from down here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:00 AM (8zz6B)

231 ...we're taking genetically modified organisms and we're injecting them into little kids arms, we just shoot 'em right into the veins...
_Bill Gates https://youtu.be/9zasEF-_sJs?t=7


FDA finds covid vaccine may causes seizure in toddlers.
https://shorturl.at/tACMP

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:01 AM (lCWOD)

232 230 Thunderstorm overhead right now, and it can't decide if it wants to rain or snow on me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 26, 2024 10:23 PM (dZVON)

I could see plenty of lightning from down here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:00 AM
=-----------------

If only a way to trap that moisture.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:02 AM (lCWOD)

233 Pretty much anything solid or liquid is lickable. At least once.

"would suggest flagpole as an exception, but hard to speak"

Posted by: that kid at April 27, 2024 12:02 AM (oGyF9)

234 Pretty much anything solid or liquid is lickable. At least once.

The gases?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (Qn+B5)


There's a pull my finger joke here somewhere...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:02 AM (W/lyH)

235 >>>$20 for 10 minutes with the Oompa-Loompa, same as downtown

>Somebody forgot to mention the rock of crack cocaine that encourages this behavior.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 12:02 AM (pDQ/8)

236 Zero days to retirement.....for now...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
-----------
Cheers. Your rascal. Enjoy it.
Posted by: scampydog

Enjoy it while you can

Posted by: Bidenomics at April 27, 2024 12:03 AM (oGyF9)

237 Happy Birthday, Diogenes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2024 12:04 AM (Qn+B5)

238 Personally, I have decided to retire as may times as I have quit smoking.

Posted by: Miklos never picks the wrong week to quit drinking at April 27, 2024 12:06 AM (oGyF9)

239 *hoists glass of George Dickel *

Good stuff, Pug.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 27, 2024 12:06 AM (R4t5M)

240 Anything is lickable if you have been Triple Dog Dared.

Posted by: Ralphie at April 27, 2024 12:07 AM (i6N8Y)

241 Zero days to retirement.....for now...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Cheers. Your rascal. Enjoy it.
Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 12:00 AM (41CYW)
***

Woohoo!
Now you're a consultant!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:07 AM (W/lyH)

242 2-2 Avs MacKinnon PP goal

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:07 AM (/7KEl)

243 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIOGENES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2024 12:08 AM (0mizX)

244 Biden tells a lot of stories similar to Andy Devine's character in the Twilight Zone episode Hocus Pocus and Frisby.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734573

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 12:08 AM (63Dwl)

245 Blood on the ice

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:09 AM (/7KEl)

246 Happy Birthday, Diogenes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2024 12:04 AM (Qn+B5)


Thanxs!
Another trip around the sun!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:09 AM (W/lyH)

247 Anonymous Rogue. Congratulations. CHEERS!

Diogenes. *pours bar code generic bourbon* Hey, it'll make you REALLY appreciate that Buffalo Trace! Happy Birthday, Moron!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 12:09 AM (e6UQI)

248 Let's set the record straight here.

For many years, I nerdishly corrected those who said Kool-Ade was used at Jonestown that, no, it was Flav-r-Ade (sp?).

But more recently, I discovered that both brands were employed, mostly Flav-r-Ade but some Kool-Ade, too. (Probably Jones & the Elite got the top-shelf brand.)

I told this to JJ Sefton a while back, when he used the Kool-Ade pitcher character in a Morning Report graphic. He wisely noted that Flav-r-Ade had no iconic cartoon character to meme with. So, facts be damned, it's Kool-Ade for mass murder-suicide pictorial memes as in the hilarious 🫣 graphic above.

Now, I shall never speak of this again. (Burns nerd card.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - pixy stix ftw at April 27, 2024 12:09 AM (L6R40)

249 4 min major on WPG

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:10 AM (/7KEl)

250 Personally, I have decided to retire as may times as I have quit smoking.
Posted by: Miklos
-----------

It’s Easy to Quit Smoking. I’ve Done It a Thousand Times.

Posted by: Mark Twain at April 27, 2024 12:10 AM (XeU6L)

251 Thank you Nurse!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:11 AM (W/lyH)

252 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIOGENES!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Now legal to buy likker in all 57 states!

Posted by: Miklos still gets asked for ID by youthful idiots at April 27, 2024 12:11 AM (oGyF9)

253 Thanxs!
Another trip around the sun!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:09 AM (W/lyH)


Well then, watch where you're walking. If you don't, you'll trip, fall and break a hip.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 12:12 AM (emlEe)

254 AOP, I hope your cold is resolved

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:12 AM (RIvkX)

255 So, facts be damned, it's Kool-Ade for mass murder-suicide pictorial memes as in the hilarious 🫣 graphic above.

Now, I shall never speak of this again. (Burns nerd card.)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Literary license.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 12:12 AM (XeU6L)

256 So, facts be damned, it's Kool-Ade for mass murder-suicide pictorial memes as in the hilarious 🫣 graphic above.

Now, I shall never speak of this again. (Burns nerd card.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - pixy stix ftw

EAT ZE BUGZ

Posted by: just do it, peoples, OR ELSE at April 27, 2024 12:13 AM (oGyF9)

257 3-2 Avs

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:14 AM (/7KEl)

258 Literary license.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 12:12 AM (XeU6


Or, in the academic community, a fraud card.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 12:14 AM (emlEe)

259 Anything is lickable if you have been Triple Dog Dared.
Posted by: Ralphie at April 27, 2024 12:07 AM (i6N8Y)

Oh yeah!!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 27, 2024 12:15 AM (lX8VI)

260 If only a way to trap that moisture.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:02 AM (lCWOD)

There is quite a network of dams and reservoirs in that hill country. One thing Arizona does well is manage water.

And Happy Birthday to you, Diogenes!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:15 AM (8zz6B)

261
Another trip around the sun!
Posted by: Diogenes


Did you see the eclipse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 12:15 AM (63Dwl)

262 Diogenes. *pours bar code generic bourbon* Hey, it'll make you REALLY appreciate that Buffalo Trace! Happy Birthday, Moron!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
***

Heh!
Thanks my friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:16 AM (W/lyH)

263 AOP, I hope your cold is resolved
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:12 AM (RIvkX)

Well, it's on the long tail of the decay curve, now. I can function almost normally.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (8zz6B)

264 Biden planned to kill himself in 1972?

Anybody got a DeLorean we could make into a time machine?

Posted by: PabloD at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (m0FOZ)

265 FUN FACT

I was watching Early season Saturday Night Live, live, on a Saturday night when the first reports of the Jonestown situation started to come in.

They interrupted SNL, then returned to SNL, I thought it was part of the show.

Posted by: Miklos is old enough at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (oGyF9)

266 Biden reveals heartrending details of how he planned to kill himself after first wife and daughter died in 1972 crash
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:49 PM (/7KEl)

Jiminy Cricket this guy is worse than Obama for making everything about himself.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (lX8VI)

267 Anything is lickable if you have been Triple Dog Dared.
Posted by: Ralphie at April 27, 2024 12:07 AM (i6N8Y)
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Oh yeah!!!!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 27, 2024 12:15 AM (lX8VI)


Had a nightmare visual of Nancy and Joey sharing an ice cream cone.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 12:18 AM (emlEe)

268 For some good news, the channel at the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse has been cleared enough after only one month that the first ship was able to get out of Baltimore yesterday.

Posted by: Ralphie at April 27, 2024 12:18 AM (i6N8Y)

269 Way to ruin a good line Nance

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2024 12:18 AM (lX8VI)

270 Anything is lickable if you have been Triple Dog Dared.
Posted by: Ralphie

Oh yeah!!!!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi


Now I need to go pour some Buffalo Trace. Or similar, since I gots no Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 12:18 AM (DgGvY)

271 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIOGENES!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Now legal to buy likker in all 57 states!
Posted by: Miklos still gets asked for ID by youthful idiots at April 27, 2024 12:11 AM (oGyF9)


Heeeeyyy!!!
Nurse and I are just friends!
Oh.
You meant liquor.
Ok
Never mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:19 AM (W/lyH)

272 Well, it's on the long tail of the decay curve, now. I can function almost normally.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hoarse paste

Hoarse whisky

Posted by: Hoarse Doc Miklos at April 27, 2024 12:19 AM (oGyF9)

273 I smile to myself every time I think a) Monty Python was once the coolest of the cool for hip young liberals b) some of them still think they are huge leftists c) nearly all of their humor would cause them to be protested violently by today's hip young leftists. Kind like their noble heroes JFK and Martin Luther King would be despised by them if they had ever learned about them

Posted by: azjaeger at April 27, 2024 12:19 AM (3/XaG)

274 Off, eye-shooting sock!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 27, 2024 12:20 AM (i6N8Y)

275 Jonestown is really interesting in how it is related. I did not know about them murdering a congressman and his entire retinue until many years after I had heard about the mass suicide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2024 12:20 AM (Qn+B5)

276 Way to ruin a good line Nance
Posted by: ...
---------
Line? Speaking my language, Nance.

Posted by: Hunter at April 27, 2024 12:20 AM (41CYW)

277 4-2 COL

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:20 AM (/7KEl)

278 They interrupted SNL, then returned to SNL, I thought it was part of the show.
Posted by: Miklos is old enough at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (oGyF9)

===
I remember that. The first reports were that shots had been fired at Rep. Leo Ryan and his party at some sh*thole airport.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:21 AM (RIvkX)

279 Leo Ryan was killed but Jackie Speier only got winged.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:22 AM (RIvkX)

280 Way to ruin a good line Nance
Posted by: ...

Not the first time

Posted by: Hunter B. at April 27, 2024 12:22 AM (oGyF9)

281 266 Biden reveals heartrending details of how he planned to kill himself after first wife and daughter died in 1972 crash

One of his earliest failures to do something good for America

Posted by: azjaeger at April 27, 2024 12:22 AM (3/XaG)

282 Better go to sleep now. Gotta get up and join the coffee & prayer thread. MiladyJo just set up the coffee machine for the morning, and the ground coffee smell fills the house. Mmm.

https://youtu.be/zTbJBnkRkFo

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - pixy stix ftw at April 27, 2024 12:23 AM (L6R40)

283 And Happy Birthday to you, Diogenes!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:15 AM (8zz6B)


Thanxs! Cheers!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:23 AM (W/lyH)

284 Jiminy Cricket this guy is worse than Obama for making everything about himself.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (lX8VI)


Joey's a moronic braggart. Barry is a narcissistic selfie-taker. The one of him looking seriously ponderous while sitting in the seat where Rosa Parks sat was vomit-inducing.

In other words, Joey's old school and Barry's new school braggadocio/narcissism.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 12:23 AM (emlEe)

285 I do not have a literary license

But I do got a Liberry Card

Posted by: Miklos is still struggling wiath basic liTERACY at April 27, 2024 12:25 AM (oGyF9)

286 "As we can clearly see according to our government and mainstream media. The police were attacked in Newtownmountkennedy by residents standing in their front garden. Shocking..."

https://tinyurl.com/4d499kyj twitter

Posted by: 13times at April 27, 2024 12:25 AM (lUZXP)

287 Leo Ryan was killed but Jackie Speier only got winged.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:22 AM (RIvkX)

(valiantly resists pulling on Michele Fields sock)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:26 AM (8zz6B)

288 Hey, I forgot Eagle Rare was basically Buffalo Trace Plus. So I have that.

* raises glass to Diogenes' birfday *

* and again, to forgetting that Pelosi comment *

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 12:26 AM (DgGvY)

289 Does liberry make a good pie?

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 12:27 AM (emlEe)

290 (valiantly resists pulling on Michele Fields sock)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:26 AM (8zz6B)
===

I served that up on a silver platter!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:27 AM (RIvkX)

291 *throws wadded up whaddaburger bag outta car winda*


"Litteracy" I can haz it!

*typical self-centered schlub from EVERY generation.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 12:28 AM (e6UQI)

292 5-2 COL

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:29 AM (/7KEl)

293 Hey, I forgot Eagle Rare was basically Buffalo Trace Plus. So I have that.

* raises glass to Diogenes' birfday *

* and again, to forgetting that Pelosi comment *
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 12:26 AM (DgGvY)

Eagle Rare.p is a good whiskey!
Cheers!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:30 AM (W/lyH)

294 * raises glass to Diogenes' birfday *


Posted by: mikeski

We would raise a glass, but...

Posted by: Miklos and the other Four Yorkshiremen at April 27, 2024 12:33 AM (oGyF9)

295 268 For some good news, the channel at the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse has been cleared enough after only one month that the first ship was able to get out of Baltimore yesterday.
Posted by: Ralphie at April 27, 2024 12:18 AM (i6N8Y)

That it took a month to clear, shows how far we have fallen...

Should have been a couple of days.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2024 12:33 AM (xaFKb)

296 whaddaburger
---------
mmmmmmm.... 6 years since I've had one. Which is a helluva lot longer than Sheryl Crow and her three damned nights.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 12:33 AM (41CYW)

297 (valiantly resists pulling on Michele Fields sock)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Socks I can use.

Gloves not so much.


Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 27, 2024 12:34 AM (oGyF9)

298 Eagle Rare.p is a good whiskey!
Cheers!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:30 AM (W/lyH)


*checks glass...empty again*

Must type better!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:35 AM (W/lyH)

299 3rd period in Denver is very hard on visiting teams

oxygen deprivation
40% less oxygen than at sea level

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:35 AM (/7KEl)

300 Hey, Diogenes, Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 12:36 AM (9yWhg)

301 Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 27, 2024 12:34 AM (oGyF9)
===

Miklos FTW

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:36 AM (RIvkX)

302 3rd period in Denver is very hard on visiting teams

oxygen deprivation
40% less oxygen than at sea level
Posted by: Don Black


Is that their government's excuse?

Voters, too?

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 12:36 AM (DgGvY)

303 6-3 Avs
empty net goal

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:37 AM (/7KEl)

304 COL 5 3rd pd goals

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:38 AM (/7KEl)

305 oxygen deprivation
40% less oxygen than at sea level
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:35 AM (/7KEl)

All the pot smoke has crowded out the oxygen molecules.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:39 AM (8zz6B)

306 Hey, Diogenes, Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 12:36 AM (9yWhg)


Danke Dude!
Biers on me!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:39 AM (W/lyH)

307 I should have known that JJ Abrahms got that stupid space cavalry charge nonsense in Rise of Skywalker from the French.

I am so glad I never watched that 'fertilizer'!

Posted by: JB1000 at April 27, 2024 12:39 AM (mRTZb)

308 Tucker's supposed to be talking about Teddy Roosevelt and I'm sure he will but so far he's spent 11 minutes talking about hunting with dogs and nature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ0JX-XwdD4

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:41 AM (lCWOD)

309 Thank you everyone for retirement (for now) well wishes...folks at work said the over/under (?) is six months and I'll be back...LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 27, 2024 12:41 AM (QGaXH)

310 aaaand the Jets lose their temper

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:42 AM (/7KEl)

311 aaaand the Jets lose their temper
Posted by: Don Black


They're Canadian. They'll apologize after the game.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 12:47 AM (DgGvY)

312 291 *throws wadded up whaddaburger bag outta car winda*


"Litteracy" I can haz it!

*typical self-centered schlub from EVERY generation.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 12:28 AM (e6UQI)

Puts locating/visiting western-most whaddaburger on retirement to-do list, right next to westernmost Buccees...(apologies for spelling)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 27, 2024 12:47 AM (QGaXH)

313 Night all!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:48 AM (W/lyH)

314 COL wins 6-2

then the fights started
blood on the ice
"we will rock you" blasting on the PA
glorious

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:48 AM (/7KEl)

315 DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY NEVER TOLD ANY JOKES AT JONESTOWN?

THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

Posted by: NOT BEN ROTHLISBERGER at April 27, 2024 12:50 AM (tjZg/)

316 THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!
Posted by: NOT BEN ROTHLISBERGER at April 27, 2024 12:50 AM (tjZg/)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:51 AM (8zz6B)

317 Well, I am going to get an early one. Was up fairly early today, and have been on the go most of the day. Need some sleep. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:52 AM (8zz6B)

318 THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

*groan*

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 12:52 AM (njWTi)

319 Must type better!
Posted by: Diogenes

This One KNOWS

Posted by: 29+ Lysdexic theorists say YES at April 27, 2024 12:53 AM (oGyF9)

320 'Night, AOP

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 12:53 AM (njWTi)

321 315 THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!
Posted by: NOT BEN ROTHLISBERGER at April 27, 2024 12:50 AM (tjZg/)

SNORT!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 27, 2024 12:53 AM (QGaXH)

322 Happy Friday, Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 12:58 AM (Sgq8y)

323 Don Black has left the building.

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 01:01 AM (/7KEl)

324 ...Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


Be PICKY. Make sure you find a Buc-ee's of at least 50,000 sq. ft., with about 200 or more pumps out front.

THEN, you'll have taken in the actual Buc-cee's experience.

The lesser ones do not convey the same snap, crackle or pop.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 01:04 AM (e6UQI)

325 113 107 Bum Farto was born in 1919, so if he's still on the lam he's 105 years old. I salute his persistence.
Posted by: Duck! Dodge! Hide! at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (V5BDR)


Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

Posted by: Warden Samuel Norton at April 27, 2024 01:04 AM (RCAte)

326 200 I have never...ever...understood the periodic table.

I understand it now and again.

Posted by: Warden Samuel Norton at April 27, 2024 01:07 AM (RCAte)

327 THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

*groan*
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 12:52 AM (njWTi)


You're groaning and I'm laughing. I don't know what that says about me other than I laugh at dumb humor. Must be my 3 Stooges/Bugs Bunny wasted youth education.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 01:15 AM (emlEe)

328 Happy Friday, Horde!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Gutenfreitagungsakeitungskeitungs!

Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at April 27, 2024 01:15 AM (oGyF9)

329 308 Who got shot?

-K Noem, D Cheney

Posted by: Bete at April 27, 2024 01:15 AM (LX4y3)

330 You're groaning and I'm laughing. I don't know what that says about me other than I laugh at dumb humor. Must be my 3 Stooges/Bugs Bunny wasted youth education.
Posted by: RickZ
----------

After seeing the *heh* and *snort* comments, I figure I'm the oddball here. LOL.

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was...

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 01:18 AM (njWTi)

331 THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

*groan*
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 12:52 AM (njWTi)

You're groaning and I'm laughing. I don't know what that says about me other than I laugh at dumb humor. Must be my 3 Stooges/Bugs Bunny wasted youth education.
Posted by: RickZ

My wife likes to talk after sex, ya know?

Last night she called me from Vegas

Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield, nervously loosing tie at April 27, 2024 01:18 AM (oGyF9)

332 Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was...
Posted by: JQ

Fun Fact

David Byrne owes me a beer

Posted by: Miklos is owed a Dixie Longneck beer at April 27, 2024 01:20 AM (oGyF9)

333 Last night she called me from Vegas

Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield, nervously loosing tie at April 27, 2024 01:18 AM (oGyF9)


Collect.

"Will you accept the charges?"

"Only if it's first degree murder."

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 01:20 AM (emlEe)

334 After seeing the *heh* and *snort* comments, I figure I'm the oddball here. LOL.
Posted by: JQ


Humor is subjective. I consider a "golf clap" post a bigger reward than a belly laugh. Means my Dad Joke game is on-point.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 01:23 AM (DgGvY)

335 Fun Fact

David Byrne owes me a beer
Posted by: Miklos is owed a Dixie Longneck beer
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Stop Making Sense. Good times.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 01:34 AM (41CYW)

336 Humor is subjective. I consider a "golf clap" post a bigger reward than a belly laugh. Means my Dad Joke game is on-point.
Posted by: mikesk

Either or both are acceptable.

Posted by: Miklos is as Miklos does at April 27, 2024 01:36 AM (oGyF9)

337 Hey Bete, How are you doing? Haven't seen you in quite a while.

Gesundheit, Miklos!!

{{JQ}} How are you holding up?? I think of you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 01:37 AM (Sgq8y)

338 Humor is subjective.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 01:23 AM (Dg


True. I also find it doesn't cross language/culture lines much, either. Monty Python and a few select others manage to do so, but it's rare. When was the last time somebody said that a movie was a really good German comedy? There's been more comedy out of Germany thanks to all the 'Downfall' parodies . . . .

I've watched a few Brit comedians on YouTube where I didn't find very much funny but the audience were hysterically laughing.

I don't like stupid dumb humor, but sophisticated dumb humor I enjoy. Bob Hope was one of those 'sophisticated dumb humor' guys with a machine gun delivery.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 01:37 AM (emlEe)

339 Stop Making Sense. Good times.
Posted by: scampydog

I pay, and they don't.

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Miklos is as Miklos knows at April 27, 2024 01:38 AM (oGyF9)

340 {{Debby}}

Hey. Hangin' on. Trying to find my sense of humor. Left it around here, somewhere...

How are you?

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 01:40 AM (njWTi)

341 Stop Making Sense. Good times.
Posted by: scampydog

I pay, and they don't.

Same as it ever was.
Posted by: Miklos is as Miklos knows
----------
The days go by.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 01:41 AM (41CYW)

342 Also Roy Disney died owing me two (2) beers.

He was based, daughter not so much.

Posted by: Miklos thinks Carnegie had the Right Idea about inheritance at April 27, 2024 01:41 AM (oGyF9)

343 They all say that sh*t ever since St. George:
'I can't breathe:' Bodycam captures handcuffed black man Frank Tyson's final words as police knelt on his back

https://mol.im/a/13353567

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is haha glass #02 at April 27, 2024 01:42 AM (qfLjt)

344 I've watched a few Brit comedians on YouTube where I didn't find very much funny but the audience were hysterically laughing.
Posted by: RickZ
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Brit humor gets me but I often am the only one laughing at it in my circle of idiots.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 01:43 AM (41CYW)

345 The days go by.
Posted by: scampydog

This is not my Beautiful house

Posted by: Miklos doing the arm thing and pay for the beer, rich famous asshoe at April 27, 2024 01:44 AM (oGyF9)

346 73 Another great selection of memes WD.
Thank you.
Posted by: Ciampino
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[faintly wonders if Ciampino was associated with the atomic chart item]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 10:26 PM (XeU6L)
----
No but I like it. Tells you don't have to wear gloves for everything. My daughter at HS was told to glove up to handle magnesium ribbon for goodness sake. For all I know that Chem teacher had Mg alloy wheels on his car.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is haha glass #03 at April 27, 2024 01:45 AM (qfLjt)

347 This is not my Beautiful house
Posted by: Miklos doing the arm thing and pay for the beer, rich famous asshoe

There is water at the bottom of the ocean!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 01:46 AM (njWTi)

348 This is not my Beautiful house
Posted by: Miklos
-------
Say.....did you notice there is water flowing under the ground at that beautiful house?

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 01:46 AM (41CYW)

349 It has been Friday since Wednesday here.

Sometimes, I feel sorry for all you Peoples.

Posted by: Miklos doing his own interpretation of the Mayan Calendar at April 27, 2024 01:48 AM (oGyF9)

350 Walmart heir Rob Walton is stepping down from the retailer's board after four decades

https://tinyurl.com/yc6b43ec

Posted by: Ciampino - won't be Waltonmart? at April 27, 2024 01:52 AM (qfLjt)

351 Walmart heir Rob Walton is stepping down from the retailer's board after four decades

https://tinyurl.com/yc6b43ec
Posted by: Ciampino

Unknown Walmart heir Miklos is ready to step up

Posted by: Miklos just wants mine at April 27, 2024 01:55 AM (oGyF9)

352 This must be the place!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 01:57 AM (Sgq8y)

353 This must be the place!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Nobody comes here anymore, too crowded.

Posted by: Miklos "Yogi" Berra at April 27, 2024 01:58 AM (oGyF9)

354 Dollar Tree Is Raising Its Prices Again — Here’s What You Need to Know

https://tinyurl.com/mwfj24t7

Thank you FJB.

Posted by: Ciampino - TenDollarBush at April 27, 2024 01:59 AM (qfLjt)

355 Getting shaky over there .... Taiwan rattled by 6.1 magnitude quake, no immediate reports of damage

https://tinyurl.com/yc55jxm9

Posted by: Ciampino - Shake Rattle & Roll at April 27, 2024 02:00 AM (qfLjt)

356 This must be the place!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
---------
Wild, untamed, and no toll roads.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 02:00 AM (41CYW)

357 Who even shops at those "Dollar Tree" places? Do they even exist?

NEVER saw one.

NO Disinformation!

Posted by: The Biden Team at April 27, 2024 02:03 AM (oGyF9)

358 Also Roy Disney died owing me two (2) beers.

My grandfather died owing me $50. When I see him again, he'll pay up.

This was maybe 45 years ago. Grandad had a retirement business, a second hand store in Amarillo, Tx. He had all kinds of wonderful and mysterious stuff in the store. I'm so glad he sold it before he died, because if he hadn't, we'd have had to go through all that stuff. I'm also so mad that he sold it before he died, because we never got to go through all that wonderful stuff.

Anyhow, one time when I was maybe 12, he showed me a machine and told me he'd give me $50 if I could tell him what it was for. The machine had two metal hemispheres on a worm gear that could make them closer together or farther apart. There was a scale beneath the hemispheres, with an indicator. 9, 9 1/2, 9 /3/4..etc. An intake nozzle was below the hemispheres (I presume for steam).

I looked at it. And looked, and looked. I turned to grandad and said "It's a hat sizer". He looked startled, then said "Close, boy, it's a hat stretcher".

Pedantic son of a bitch. When I see him in glory, He WILL give me $50 or I'll know why. I NAILED that old man. Pay up.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 27, 2024 02:05 AM (dcAmm)

359 Please understand that that last story was posted with love, not resentment. Still, he owes me $50. It will be mine.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 27, 2024 02:06 AM (dcAmm)

360 Wild, untamed, and no toll roads.
Posted by: scampydog

The road of the trolls is long and winding.

Posted by: Miklos with the 40 mm Bofors at April 27, 2024 02:07 AM (oGyF9)

361 "Dollar" stores became "buck-and-a-quarter" stores in 2022.

We have a couple of them in the area.

I buy cheapo solar lights and pool noodles. (Noodles become headrests on my patio chairs, after being cut to length and slit lengthwise to slip over the chair frames. But they only last a couple years before UV disintegrates them)

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:08 AM (njWTi)

362 Please understand that that last story was posted with love, not resentment. Still, he owes me $50. It will be mine.
Posted by: Weirddave

All fine.

Now ask me about Grandaddy and the ancient corn shucker (not a shucker exactly, but).

Also, Grandaddy figured out why I could not hear him sometimes, because there was a quarter stuck in my ear.

I got quarters that I spent on Skee-ball.

Posted by: days of Miklosian Youth at April 27, 2024 02:13 AM (oGyF9)

363 Cheapo solar lights cost le$$ than buying replacement batteries for the nicer units, btw.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:13 AM (njWTi)

364 Republican bill would BAN lawmakers from waving foreign flags on the House floor after Democrats whipped out Ukrainian flags to celebrate passage of $95 billion foreign aid package

https://mol.im/a/13354597

Do we even need a law? Don't they know we have now tagged lampposts for them?

Posted by: Ciampino - Swing Hi, Swing Low at April 27, 2024 02:13 AM (qfLjt)

365 The road of the trolls is long and winding.
Posted by: Miklos
-------
And the Bell Tolls.

Posted by: Hemingway or somone at April 27, 2024 02:13 AM (41CYW)

366 This is not my Beautiful house
Posted by: Miklos
-------
Say.....did you notice there is water flowing under the ground at that beautiful house?
Posted by: scampydog
-------

I'm reminded that Frank Lloyd Wright built an 'elegant' house ('Falling Water') spanning over a picturesque tumbling creek. Apparently without regard for the deleterious consequences of constant high humidity. The Park Service calls it 'Falling Down'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 02:13 AM (XeU6L)

367 I have a Dollar Store near me, I have bought some stuff there too, household goods and greeting cards that cost a fraction of Wally's prices. Won't buy there toilet paper though, I must have some standards, and sandpaper is not a preferred choice. I do like to peruse their bookshelf though, I have found Hillary Clinton books there, buy them for my neighbor as a Christmas gift, I leave the price tag on too. I am really hoping to find a Stacy Abrams bodice ripper there, the perfect gift. Ah well, I have months to complete the quest.

JQ, I am okay, I am still me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 02:14 AM (Sgq8y)

368 The Park Service calls it 'Falling Down'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

The Mountain People are wise.

Posted by: Lowlander Miklos, one quarter Highlander at April 27, 2024 02:20 AM (oGyF9)

369 Biden SCRAPS plan to ban menthol cigarettes after political pressure that it would turn off black voters ahead of the 2024 election

https://trib.al/pvU14i7

Posted by: Ciampino - mentholated votes at April 27, 2024 02:20 AM (qfLjt)

370 Dollar store is good for a few things. Stock is continually changing, so it pays to check periodically.

I do not buy food there. Many items are really *not* such a great deal, but that would require (gasp!) math skillz. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:21 AM (njWTi)

371 JQ, I am okay, I am still me.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

The cheapest MoMe bonfire would be books by people like *hic*.

Cheaper than good firewood, and better for The Planet.

Posted by: Eco-Miklos at April 27, 2024 02:22 AM (oGyF9)

372 I do know the difference between there and their, but the hour grows late. JQ, I would never, ever buy food there, it is located right above the sonic mouse traps.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 02:25 AM (Sgq8y)

373 Cheaper than good firewood, and better for The Planet.
Posted by: Eco-Miklos
-----

Hahaha! Years ago, Dollar store had several shelves full of BJClenis' book... Nope. Not even for a dollar. DGF what that creep had to say!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:27 AM (njWTi)

374 Dollar General here. Or DG as the youth refer to it. Good for cell phone cords, batteries, Frank's Hot Sauce, and disposable silverware/plates/bowls. And interesting people. Bonus....A&W across the street.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 02:27 AM (41CYW)

375 Hamas fires MORTARS at US pier being built by the army off Gaza coast

https://mol.im/a/13354441

Remind me why we are building this white elephant?
Israel needs to do a Nord Stream on it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Nordstream it & look innocent at April 27, 2024 02:30 AM (qfLjt)

376 Couple of summers ago, Dollar store had these neat-o kid toys-- 'bug hunting' supplies. Little ventilated containers, tweezer, magnifier, nets...

I bought a bunch, so neighbor boys and nephew would each have a full set to play with. Kept those kids busy for hours! They were ages 4, 5, and 6 at the time.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:32 AM (njWTi)

377 >>>THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

>I don't get it. Is this an old people thing? Whatever.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 02:32 AM (pDQ/8)

378 Remind me why we are building this white elephant?
Israel needs to do a Nord Stream on it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Nordstream it & look innocent
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Been waiting for news to come out on that pier. Nothing good will come of that - not surrounded by people eating raspberry scones and linen napkins.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 02:33 AM (41CYW)

379 G'night Horde. The last Nectar of the Mortals of the night (Bacardi, you savages) has been drained here. Enjoy the weekend.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 02:36 AM (41CYW)

380 Paris Olympics will feature a ‘Pride House’ to ‘celebrate’ homosexual and gender-confused athletes

https://t.co/P8IJ0MpKnS

Gender-confused = cretins

According to the Left:
Man can become a trans-woman = real woman
But asked to define a woman? Crickets unless a Biologist.

Has anyone since asked a Lefty Biologist? I'd love to see the contortions and splodey-head.

Posted by: Ciampino - Gender-confused? at April 27, 2024 02:36 AM (qfLjt)

381 WeirdDave comes from a long line of mad hatters. It all makes sense now. Mercury is something we'll never quite understand.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 02:37 AM (pDQ/8)

382 JQ, Yup, they stock a lot of stuff that kids find fascinating, I will buy some for my grandson. Oh my gosh, I am getting so old!! You can still entertain kids fairly easily itf it is nice outside, just add water to any pile of dirt and you get a budding corps of Army engineers. Or should I have said corpse???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 02:37 AM (Sgq8y)

383 The mob at Boston University telling you exactly who their enemies are: "Biggest Threat in the World Today? Israel and the USA."

https://t.co/8YwdTt9PXJ

Can we ask them ALL to leave then?

Posted by: Ciampino - So why are illegals comimg here? at April 27, 2024 02:40 AM (qfLjt)

384 You can still entertain kids fairly easily itf it is nice outside, just add water to any pile of dirt and you get a budding corps of Army engineers.
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LOL, Debby! Truth!

Wish I could keep up... nephew should be grand-nephew, but younger sibling didn't have child until middle-age, so just 'nephew' Ugh.

Don't know if I'll live long enough to see him graduate HS.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:43 AM (njWTi)

385 Let's say I want to be an extra in a reenactment of a Guyana massacre. What's the pay scale? Are refreshments complementary?

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 02:46 AM (pDQ/8)

386 I'm a redneck, but holy shit, Noem is stupid.

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2024 02:46 AM (rskKm)

387 Had some awesome water-battles with the boys, too! I'd bought a bunch of the pump water-tubes and some buckets... Filled the buckets and handed out the tubes...

Game. On.

It was 100 degrees out & we all got soaked! Fun!
(and no messy broken water balloons to pick up later)

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:48 AM (njWTi)

388 Well, Horde, I am off to bed, thanks for a very nice ONT WeirdDave, Wolfus was looking for you this morning, he must not have seen your message earlier in the evening. Should our posting paths cross tomorrow, I will steer him in your direction, your nic at the gmail thingy, right?

Happy tomorrow/today, Horde. Miklos, better haul ass to the diner, it is getting late.

JQ, Keep the faith girl, you are a good woman.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 02:49 AM (Sgq8y)

389 {{Debbie}} Doing maintenance chemo which wipes me out and leaves me mostly lurking for the last year with spurts of posting at times.

How have you been?

Posted by: Bete at April 27, 2024 02:50 AM (LX4y3)

390 Emory Economics lecturer screams 'I'm a professor' as Georgia cops shove her face on concrete at anti-Israel camp - as abhorrent Nazi banner calling for FINAL SOLUTION is raised at GWU

https://mol.im/a/13354389

Posted by: Ciampino - Every arrestee's legal status needs investigating at April 27, 2024 02:50 AM (qfLjt)

391 Good night, Debby

Fun chatting with you!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:51 AM (njWTi)

392 377 >>>THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

>I don't get it. Is this an old people thing? Whatever.
Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 02:32 AM (pDQ/

See, punchline is the zinger part of a joke, but Jonestown had punch lines too hand out poison Kool Aid. If the zinger took too long to arrive, the people who got through the punch line wouldn't be around to hear it.

Posted by: Other Ben Roethlisberger at April 27, 2024 02:54 AM (LX4y3)

393 390: I’m grateful that I got my degrees when I did.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 27, 2024 02:59 AM (uTTG7)

394 FUN FACT

The local Big State University has a Big Day when student researchers present their research. Three people are assigned to assess the work.

Scholarships and funding are on the line.

My fellow reviewers are usually University Administrative Staff, with no clue about anything. But they get a day off from their do nothing jobs.

Not doing it this year.

Posted by: More than average-ly competent Miklos at April 27, 2024 03:00 AM (oGyF9)

395 ESPN is on here at work. Not paying too much attention to it but I noticed Mel Kiper is still employed. I wonder if he wakes up and, for a brief moment, wonder what it's all actually about. The pointlessness of his job has to be right in front of him. Does he realize he's a caricature of himself. A joke. I would imagine the paycheck is pretty healthy so maybe not. He's got a schtick and he sticks to it, Bless his heart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 03:00 AM (naiw2)

396 "THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!"


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE.. WAIT.. NO, IT REALLY ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL.

PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF SOME EGOTISTICAL ASSHOLE

Posted by: Another Ben Roethlisberger at April 27, 2024 03:01 AM (njWTi)

397 I’m grateful that I got my degrees when I did.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TyipwcgLqg

Posted by: Miklos and the Three Degrees at April 27, 2024 03:02 AM (oGyF9)

398 54 44 I did not know cobalt was lickable.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MNhXM)

Pretty much anything solid or liquid is lickable. At least once.

The gases?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (Qn+B5)
----
You stick your tongue out and the gases lick you.
See Russia.

Posted by: Ciampino - Not white phosphorus- not even once at April 27, 2024 03:04 AM (qfLjt)

399 This was maybe 45 years ago. Grandad had a retirement business, a second hand store in Amarillo, Tx. He had all kinds of wonderful and mysterious stuff in the store. I'm so glad he sold it before he died, because if he hadn't, we'd have had to go through all that stuff. I'm also so mad that he sold it before he died, because we never got to go through all that wonderful stuff.

Is this the way to Amarillo?

Posted by: Tony Christie at April 27, 2024 03:05 AM (uTTG7)

400 I am really off to sleep, but Bete, I am glad that the concrete is still holding you up.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 03:05 AM (Sgq8y)

401 Miklos, better haul ass to the diner, it is getting late.


Debby the Doberman-

The Waffle Hut is 24/7, as are my good wishes for good people.

Posted by: Miklos is not as bad as they say at April 27, 2024 03:08 AM (oGyF9)

402 Yesterday: Happy 91st birthday to the undisputed queen of comedy, Carol Burnett.

Posted by: Ciampino - She still looks good at April 27, 2024 03:08 AM (qfLjt)

403 There is decent German comedy, but stand-up is really difficult. It all comes down to the need in some lengthy sentences to end with a verb, and even to a person whose first language is German (or second, like me) it sounds like Yoda doing comedy: "My wife, her please take!" There are ways around this, and Monty Python proved it with Monty Python's Flegender Zirkus, shot in 1972 in Bavaria, with the first episode done entirely in German, and the second (and final) done in English and dubbed into German. It works hilariously well.

But German stand-up comedy? The only ones who make it big are the ones that go to an all-English act and build the whole thing about stereotypes regarding German daily life and behavior. They get huge in other European nations, but have to deal with an endless line of barbs about WWII. As, of course, they should have to.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 03:10 AM (+OBLx)

404 Wow, Carol Burnett is *that old*... and I really enjoyed her show.

Didn't know she was still alive. Bless her, for many years of good, old-fashioned, classy entertainment.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 03:11 AM (njWTi)

405 T-Mobile to Enforce Strict 5G Usage Rules, Millions May Lose Access at Unapproved Locations

https://tinyurl.com/54s3bw76

Posted by: Ciampino - It's Control & Money at April 27, 2024 03:13 AM (qfLjt)

406
PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF SOME EGOTISTICAL ASSHOLE
Posted by: Another Ben Roethlisberger at April 27, 2024 03:01 AM (njWTi)

This too is the story of Janet Reno and the FBI.

Posted by: Bete at April 27, 2024 03:13 AM (LX4y3)

407 This too is the story of Janet Reno and the FBI.
Posted by: Bete

Yes. It most certainly IS.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 03:15 AM (njWTi)

408 Way too early to get up

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 03:17 AM (fwDg9)

409 Flooding in Tanzania and Kenya claims scores of lives

https://tinyurl.com/53z2twjt

Meanwhile
Herds of hippos stranded in drying ponds as drought ravages Botswana

https://tinyurl.com/4t5daa6e

Posted by: Ciampino - It's very sad-feast or famine at April 27, 2024 03:17 AM (qfLjt)

410 Wow, Carol Burnett is *that old*... and I really enjoyed her show.

Didn't know she was still alive. Bless her, for many years of good, old-fashioned, classy entertainment.
Posted by: JQ

I was a-giva good health coverings

Posted by: Carol Burnett's boss Mr. Tudball, who spoke like Tim Conway with a Hungarian accent at April 27, 2024 03:17 AM (oGyF9)

411 Way too early to get up
Posted by: Skip

* *

Posted by: Aunt Miklos lets you watch the Scary Movies once a week at April 27, 2024 03:20 AM (oGyF9)

412 And, not to be a wet blanke the French Cavalry charge that seized the Dutch fleet in 1795 is something that comes from only one source, Baton Jomini, the Swiss strategist whose work provided the textbook for strategy and tactics at West Point for those who attended between 1840 and 1860 (and who consequently got a lot of people killed in the American Civil War before commanders on both sides realized that eighteenth-century restraints no longer applied to modern conflict.

Neither French nor Dutch primary sources provide any evidence of such an event. The French commander on scene may have visited the Dutch flagship to request a cessation of active hostilities, or the Dutch may have imposed a cease-fire upon themselves..

It's a great story and I want it to be true, but there's not much in the way of reliable evidence. At least there are other remarkable events in war where the evidence is solid, such as the WWI battle in East Africa where bees entered as a major combatant, or the event at the end of WWII where regular Wehrmacht forces teamed up with US divisions to defeat a particularly nasty entrenched unit of SS troops.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 03:22 AM (+OBLx)

413 Is this the way to Amarillo?

Posted by: Tony Christie at April 27, 2024 03:05 AM (uTTG7)


Didja make that left at Albequoique?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 27, 2024 03:22 AM (emlEe)

414 Another remarkable feat of warfare, by some reckoning at least, is the deliberate near-deification of Erwin Rommel by both Allied and Axis forces, something that continued after the war as an aspect of the Cold War. But that one is way too big a topic to litigate here.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 03:29 AM (+OBLx)

415 such as the WWI battle in East Africa where bees entered as a major combatant,
John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea




Here is your pistol.

Let me hear something interesting in the morning.

Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck at April 27, 2024 03:29 AM (oGyF9)

416 Colorado Says One of its Transplanted Wolves Has Died and Others Have Stopped Emitting GPS Signals

https://tinyurl.com/38yd5uyt

Posted by: Ciampino - Someone knocking thwm off? at April 27, 2024 03:30 AM (qfLjt)

417 DC mayor refuses to meet with father who lost three sons to city's violent crime

https://tinyurl.com/yrznmnnd

Posted by: Ciampino - Your votes & taxes at work at April 27, 2024 03:31 AM (qfLjt)

418
Contains Bioengineered Food Products

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 03:33 AM (RKVpM)

419 T-Mobile to Enforce Strict 5G Usage Rules, Millions May Lose Access at Unapproved Locations

https://tinyurl.com/54s3bw76
Posted by: Ciampino

I lived before cell phones. I guess I can live after.

Posted by: Miklos has books he ain't even read at April 27, 2024 03:33 AM (oGyF9)

420 Meet the UCLA medical school 'fat pride' staffer whose compulsory lectures warn trainee doctors that using the word obesity is 'violence' (and she's been condemned by a top Harvard doctor)

https://mol.im/a/13351967

I think many of us here could teach her the true meaning of violence.

Posted by: Ciampino - She rolls her rools every morning at April 27, 2024 03:34 AM (qfLjt)

421 Contains Bioengineered Food Products
Posted by: Divide by Zero

So does yer mama

Posted by: Miklosian Schoolyard Diplomacy at April 27, 2024 03:35 AM (oGyF9)

422 419 T-Mobile to Enforce Strict 5G Usage Rules, Millions May Lose Access at Unapproved Locations

https://tinyurl.com/54s3bw76
Posted by: Ciampino

I lived before cell phones. I guess I can live after.

Posted by: Miklos has books he ain't even read at April 27, 2024 03:33 AM (oGyF9)
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This is about Internet access rather than cellphone access.

Posted by: Ciampino - They want more money for roaming Internet at April 27, 2024 03:36 AM (qfLjt)

423 Meet the UCLA medical school 'fat pride' staffer whose compulsory lectures warn trainee doctors that using the word obesity is 'violence' (and she's been condemned by a top Harvard doctor)

https://mol.im/a/13351967

I think many of us here could teach her the true meaning of violence.
Posted by: Ciampino

Or Flensing

Posted by: way hey and up she rises at April 27, 2024 03:37 AM (oGyF9)

424 I think many of us here could teach her the true meaning of violence.
Posted by: Ciampino

Or Flensing
Posted by: way hey and up she rises at April 27, 2024 03:37 AM (oGyF9)

Yeah... both killed someone, and been shot...

She should shut the fuk up.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2024 03:38 AM (xaFKb)

425
I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

:: begins bending hair pin into 'stinger' ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 03:38 AM (RKVpM)

426 This is about Internet access rather than cellphone access.
Posted by: Ciampino

T-Mobile is German.

TRUST, mein leibchen

Posted by: Miklos read a book about history once at April 27, 2024 03:39 AM (oGyF9)

427 I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

:: begins bending hair pin into 'stinger' ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero


Prepares for WAR

Posted by: Miklos, just spitballing at April 27, 2024 03:40 AM (oGyF9)

428 using the word obesity is 'violence


You know what else is violence? Burying a tire iron in a fat head.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 03:43 AM (naiw2)

429
'Cause it's 1, 2, 3 what are we fighting for
Don't ask me I don't give a damn
Next stop is Miklosnam

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 03:43 AM (RKVpM)

430 Speaking of War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQzVnFwcR74

Posted by: Miklos, notorious for his automotive preferences at April 27, 2024 03:45 AM (oGyF9)

431 War. War never changes.

https://youtu.be/uPMyttdUvfg?si=MwpCQh_qTTo5CQV1

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 03:47 AM (naiw2)

432 Next stop is Miklosnam
Posted by: Divide by Zero

I have wanted to visit, on condition they accept the name that you also propose.

We negotiate long time.

Posted by: Miklos, in the shit, man at April 27, 2024 03:48 AM (oGyF9)

433 Here's someone else that needs a tire iron:
dog desperately chases its owners' car after it was dumped on road

https://mol.im/a/13351213

I would have no compunction in shooting someone like this.

Posted by: Ciampino - Drop the owners somewhere in Death Valley at April 27, 2024 03:48 AM (qfLjt)

434
:: looks for keys for '62 Impala lowrider ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 03:49 AM (RKVpM)

435 War. War never changes.


Posted by: Puddleglum at work

Like the smell of napalm in the morning.

It smells like..

Oh bacon

Posted by: Col. Miklos Kilgore at April 27, 2024 03:51 AM (oGyF9)

436 War. War never changes.

But what is it good for?

Posted by: Edwin Starr at April 27, 2024 03:53 AM (4Winp)

437
History of the Inquisition of Spain - Volume I

... torture ... torture ... torture ... torture ...

History of the Inquisition of Spain - Volume II

... racking ... racking ... racking ... racking ...

History of the Inquisition of Spain - Volume III

... torture ... torture ... torture ... torture ...

... and so on

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2024 03:54 AM (xG4kz)

438 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQzVnFwcR74
Posted by: Miklos, notorious for his automotive preferences
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Heh. Can't help but think of Cheech n Chong's Up In Smoke

Alternatively....

"¡Quiero Taco Bell!"

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 03:56 AM (njWTi)

439 Here is your pistol.

Let me hear something interesting in the morning.
Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck

Herr General Miklos Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck, you can tell the story far better than I. (In a pinch, Byron Farwell provides a decent account as well.) Big fan of your East African Campaign, by the way, and the decency with which you treated your Askaris outshines the conditions doled out to any other imperial auxiliaries during the Great War. And literally telling Hitler to go f*** himself when asked to take part in the Nazi war effort is a point of pride that few could ever hope to equal.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 03:56 AM (+OBLx)

440
Little known fact: 'War, What's it Good For?' was my first choice for the title of what eventually was titled 'War and Peace'. Stupid publisher.

Posted by: Leo Tolstoy at April 27, 2024 03:57 AM (RKVpM)

441 It's still too early but getting up soon

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 03:58 AM (fwDg9)

442 Pedantic son of a bitch. When I see him in glory, He WILL give me $50 or I'll know why. I NAILED that old man. Pay up.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 27, 2024 02:05

LOL WD. At our museum we have a hand held contraption that was used just to stamp your initials into your hatband by a local haberdasher.

TY for another great ONT. Also thanks to all those who offered commiseration last night after I posted about having to put Bailey down after 15 yrs.

This community is amazing from long time friends to new friends helping me to deal w/ a big loss. TY Ace for such a concoction.

Posted by: Farmer at April 27, 2024 03:58 AM (55Qr6)

443 I had a 45rpm of Low Rider...

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 03:58 AM (njWTi)

444 Aw, jeez...

Drunken sibling just texted me "hey"... it's freaking 1a.m. here, 2a.m. in his AO.

Not. Gonna. Reply. Tonight.

Ugh. LOL

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:02 AM (njWTi)

445 Heh. Can't help but think of Cheech n Chong's Up In Smoke

Alternatively....


Posted by: JQ

I love it when a joke comes together.

Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos Kilgore, from the ONT A-Team at April 27, 2024 04:02 AM (oGyF9)

446 PIXY 's TECH THREAD NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 04:02 AM (fwDg9)

447
♪ But time will tell, of stars that fell, a billion years ago ♪

RIP Mike Pinder of the Moody Blues

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 04:03 AM (RKVpM)

448 Drunken sibling just texted me "hey"... it's freaking 1a.m. here, 2a.m. in his AO.

Not. Gonna. Reply. Tonight.

Ugh. LOL
Posted by: JQ

So wazzup

Posted by: Not very drunk non-sibling Miklos at April 27, 2024 04:04 AM (oGyF9)

449 ALL HAIL PIXY, THE KILLER OF THREADS

Posted by: Not very drunk Miklos at April 27, 2024 04:05 AM (oGyF9)

450 It was not genuine Kool-Aid.

It was Flavorade.

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at April 27, 2024 04:09 AM (VuZH8)

451 Posted by: Not very drunk non-sibling Miklos
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LOL!!!

Sibling expects me to call back, if I'm awake. He knows better than to make the phone ring/wake my hubby at this hour...

Shhhhhhh. I'm not gonna call him.

All he does is argue, when he's drinking. Which--at this hour--is what he is most likely doing.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Not calling back.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:09 AM (njWTi)

452 402 Yesterday: Happy 91st birthday to the undisputed queen of comedy, Carol Burnett.
Posted by: Ciampino - She still looks good at April 27, 2024 03:08 AM (qfLjt)

I think that, sadly, even San Antonians tend to forget that Carol Burnett is a San Antonio native.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 27, 2024 07:00 AM (uTTG7)

453 WeirdDave!

Posted by: Candidus at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (OxhFf)

High Anxiety Cafe

utahtower.jpg
Utah
@benstraussphotography

Avalanche. All the snow goes, down to the dirt. I didn't realize that happened. I always had an idea that snow was still left behind.

Walter the raven.

Cute puppy digs hole at beach, and they bravely, and futilely, tries to defend it from the encroaching ocean. The house always wins, kid.

Sorry I'm late, my car got run over by a horse.

I think I've linked this before, but it's a good one: a family of rescues, including a crow.

Raising a premature baby bat who got separated from its mother.

Raising a special needs duckling.

1. Nature is fucking gross. 2. The human body is fucking disgusting.

Little girl learns (or re-learns) how to walk.

Babies are easily amused. It's really nice hearing babies laugh. (How do they even know what's funny? I guess laughter is inborn, but... how? Why?)

Fast and Furious 11: Shanghai Bamboo Drift.

The cat stole the dogbed for the last time.

Rescuing a baby elephant.

Top ten baby elephants.

This baby elephant is officially too adorable.

Ron DeSantis is trying to find a home for this beautiful dog rescued from the chaos of Biden's border.



Out-fvcking-standing:

Another Great Moment in Mangineering (TM).

And in the closely related category of Mansportation: a Real Man transports a gigantic pig in the back of his half-truck.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 07:31 PM (jEAK7)

2 Yeet. Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 07:31 PM (jEAK7)

3 TGIF Ace! Have a lovely weekend!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 07:31 PM (jEAK7)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

5 High Anxiety by Mel Brooks

https://tinyurl.com/yue4enw4

Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2024 07:33 PM (D7oie)

6 Ravens are really fascinating birds. Particularly interesting is their ability to identify individual human faces; they can sort the "good" humans from the rest.

Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 07:36 PM (njExo)

7 Thought bubble: and me without a change of magic undergarments.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:37 PM (Qn+B5)

8 Kind of a low rent moving operation.

Posted by: huerfano at April 26, 2024 07:37 PM (VGOMa)

9 Is there anything better than baby laughter?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 26, 2024 07:38 PM (Gse2f)

10 . . . Without gagging. How you doin'?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2024 07:38 PM (D7oie)

11 "Babies are easily amused. It's really nice hearing babies laugh. (How do they even know what's funny? I guess laughter is inborn, but... how? Why?)"

Because God wanted to remind us that there is good in the world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:38 PM (Qn+B5)

12 I get tingly just watching those people standing, sitting or walking on precipices.

That's right, I've got a phobia about great heights. You wanna make something of it, then come down off that cliff and meet me on the plains.

Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 07:40 PM (njExo)

13 Drinks are on the house. Tornado remained 10 miles away. Prayers for those that were hit.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:41 PM (LfcYE)

14 Bamboo is the fastest growing plant on earth. Some of them have been clocked growing 36 inches in a 24 hour period.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 07:42 PM (QNSds)

15 Don't jump!

Posted by: Schmoe Biden at April 26, 2024 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

16 Paco. right there with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:42 PM (LfcYE)

17 Yea! Lots and lots of baby elephants!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2024 07:45 PM (NpAcC)

18 16. Paco. right there with you. - Ben Had

Seriously, my worst nightmares have almost always featured me trying to keep a grip on some flimsy board or something hanging over a gorge.

Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 07:45 PM (njExo)

19 Armoire on the vespa was impressive. I expected him to drop it the entire time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2024 07:46 PM (RIvkX)

20 That furniture-mover sure like like it was videoed in Granada, Nicaragua. Guy got 'er done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 07:46 PM (8zz6B)

21 Seriously, my worst nightmares have almost always featured me trying to keep a grip on some flimsy board or something hanging over a gorge.
Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 07:45 PM (njExo)

Mine almost all have something to do with the teeth thing. Last time (a week or so ago) it was gum. But functionally, it was the same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:46 PM (Qn+B5)

22 Yikes, Ben Had!

Glad you're ok.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 07:46 PM (4MGnT)

23 Evenin'


Saw Tater in the post below. He's looking sexy as ever!

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE?si=mwdpPzZKacMKCsfJ

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 07:47 PM (naiw2)

24 23 Evenin'


Saw Tater in the post below. He's looking sexy as ever!

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE?si=mwdpPzZKacMKCsfJ
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 07:47 PM (naiw2)

He's a sex machine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:48 PM (Qn+B5)

25

Nasty looking storm on the radar, Ben Had. Moving really quick.








99

Posted by: pawn at April 26, 2024 07:48 PM (QB+5g)

26 Dogs in slasher costumes will never be not funny.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 26, 2024 07:48 PM (/y8xj)

27 Tornado remained 10 miles away. - Ben Had

Another 290 miles, and I think I would have felt relatively safe.

Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 07:48 PM (njExo)

28 the piece of furniture is worth about 20% of the rear tire on the scooter

Posted by: yikes at April 26, 2024 07:49 PM (us2H3)

29 Armoire on the vespa was impressive. I expected him to drop it the entire time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


What they don't show is his first 15 attempts.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 07:49 PM (IG4Id)

30 nurse, all is well but it was a stay on top of it afternoon.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:49 PM (LfcYE)

31 18 16. Paco. right there with you. - Ben Had

Seriously, my worst nightmares have almost always featured me trying to keep a grip on some flimsy board or something hanging over a gorge.
Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 07:45 PM (njEx
I hope nary one y’’all ever have that one where you’re eaten alive by wild hogs.

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 07:49 PM (NxC5+)

32 I knew the crow story would end tragically. Damn.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:50 PM (dOnWV)

33 Glad to see Ron DeSantis promoting Big Dog Ranch Rescue. They do great work.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2024 07:51 PM (NpAcC)

34 t boning horse while traveling down the road is one way to kill yourself

horse flips onto windshield and the hooves eat your face

Posted by: yikes at April 26, 2024 07:51 PM (us2H3)

35 24. He's a sex machine - Aetius451AD

Exactly. A kind of toilet auger of sex machines.

Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 07:51 PM (njExo)

36 Ben glad you're OK

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

37 35 24. He's a sex machine - Aetius451AD

Exactly. A kind of toilet auger of sex machines.
Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 07:51 PM (njExo)

Huh. Which brings us back to Jay's comment on KJP...

A match made in heaven?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:52 PM (Qn+B5)

38 Skip, thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:53 PM (LfcYE)

39 Few things cuter than baby elephants at play.

Ace, your Cafe posts are comfort food for the soul.

Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 07:53 PM (njExo)

40 My worst dreams are being in a gun fight and my gun shoots with the power of a dart gun or the trigger is like a sponge and it doesn't engage.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:53 PM (dOnWV)

41 Ben glad you're OK
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

Likewise from me. Tornadoes are not uncommon in my neck of the woods in Alberta.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 07:54 PM (8zz6B)

42 Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2024 07:54 PM (u73oe)

43 Watched the furniture moving on a scooter video. I used to wonder how ao dai clad Vietnamese girls could ride side saddle, not hanging on, on the back of a Honda Cub.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 26, 2024 07:55 PM (0EOe9)

44 Big Dogs/ Huge Paws is a great big dog rescue site.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:55 PM (LfcYE)

45 {{{Ben Had}}}

♩ Good evening! ♬

🥃
🥃
🥃

After you get a saddle on that tornado, I would put cash money down you could ride it and tame it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

46 Ben glad you're OK
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

Likewise from me. Tornadoes are not uncommon in my neck of the woods in Alberta.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 07:54 PM (8zz6B)
********
Yes, glad you're ok.
Tornadoes have always scared me ever since I was a little kid.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2024 07:56 PM (NpAcC)

47 I really would move to north east Texas but the weather keeps me from doing it. Tornadoes and hail storms are far too common. It's the same fronts that move through OK.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:56 PM (dOnWV)

48 Watched the furniture moving on a scooter video. I used to wonder how ao dai clad Vietnamese girls could ride side saddle, not hanging on, on the back of a Honda Cub.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 26, 2024 07:55 PM (0EOe9)

Kung-Fu grip! That bike looks like a knockoff of the Honda 50 Step-through.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 07:57 PM (8zz6B)

49 I actually have more problems with hail. It is like I would prefer to be blown away rather than the hassle of having to get the car repaired.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:57 PM (Qn+B5)

50 40 My worst dreams are being in a gun fight and my gun shoots with the power of a dart gun or the trigger is like a sponge and it doesn't engage. - polynikes

Ok, don't get me wrong, I'm sure if one is actually experiencing that in a dream, it must be pretty frightening. But...imagining it is making me lol.

Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 07:58 PM (njExo)

51 >>I get tingly just watching those people standing, sitting or walking on precipices.

Same. Had a job in high school working as the grunt for a construction company. They got a job puttiing a new roof on church and my job was to carry bundles of shingles up the ladder and onto the roof.

Lost my footing carrying 2 bundles of shingles and went right off the roof. Fortunately, we had set up ladder staging and landed on it. They let me stay on the ground for the rest of the day. Hated that job.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 07:59 PM (LkLld)

52 47 I really would move to north east Texas but the weather keeps me from doing it. Tornadoes and hail storms are far too common. It's the same fronts that move through OK.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:56 PM (dOnWV)
Come for the people of the horde. The weather’s a lagniappe, cher.

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 08:00 PM (NxC5+)

53 {{{ nurse ratched }}}

Let the weekend start!

Maestro, cue the music.

*Dance music wells up, the rains stop, clouds part, and mountains majestic appear. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

54 If didn't see the cabinet through the trip on the scooter I wouldn't have given him a %5 chance

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 08:01 PM (fwDg9)

55 That wardrobe on a bike is unbelievable.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fiendish Orientals at April 26, 2024 08:01 PM (qfLjt)

56 I am so glad you are okay, Ben Had.

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

57 JackStraw

So ...
Was all your diving compensation, or a way to see a bevy of lovely lasses?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

58 Laughing babies are pure seratonin.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2024 08:02 PM (OX9vb)

59 Via Insty.

This looks only slightly better and more exciting than the old Disney 20,000 leagues under the sea ride.

https://tinyurl.com/2fb8c7am

Although, I have to say, if I had the stupid wealth, I would want an airship instead of a submersible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:03 PM (Qn+B5)

60 And now, from Bass Ackward World, . . .

Julia Ioffe
@juliaioffe
As I wrote on Tuesday, the *most* antisemitic thing happening on college campuses right now is the fact that Republicans have goaded college presidents, who now fear for their jobs, into joining the GOP in using Jews as a political weapon.

-
Yeah, the Jews wouldn't mind the genocide if the GOP weren't stirring them up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 26, 2024 08:04 PM (L/fGl)

61 The motor bike guy got to sniff the chicks panty's for the move..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:04 PM (ERdWw)

62 not sure how they managed it but Ford is reporting they sold 10K EVs in the last quarter

and they lost 132K on each unit

Posted by: yikes at April 26, 2024 08:04 PM (us2H3)

63 13 Drinks are on the house. Tornado remained 10 miles away. Prayers for those that were hit.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:41 PM (LfcYE)

Indeed. Glad it missed you, sorry for those it didn't.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2024 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

64 60 And now, from Bass Ackward World, . . .

Julia Ioffe
@juliaioffe
As I wrote on Tuesday, the *most* antisemitic thing happening on college campuses right now is the fact that Republicans have goaded college presidents, who now fear for their jobs, into joining the GOP in using Jews as a political weapon.

-
Yeah, the Jews wouldn't mind the genocide if the GOP weren't stirring them up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 26, 2024 08:04 PM (L/fGl)

Wait. What?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:05 PM (Qn+B5)

65 The motor bike guy got to sniff the chicks panty's for the move..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it!

He originally trained FBI goons to go through Melania's underwear drawer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

66 62 not sure how they managed it but Ford is reporting they sold 10K EVs in the last quarter

and they lost 132K on each unit
Posted by: yikes at April 26, 2024 08:04 PM (us2H3)

They did not make it up on volume.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:06 PM (Qn+B5)

67 Second look at Ravens as pets. Parrots not so much....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:06 PM (ERdWw)

68 Bad weather in Coon Rapids, better crawl in a holler stump.

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 08:06 PM (NxC5+)

69 67. I want a Raven, this will be my next pet for sure.

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

70 The scooter guy must have an internal gyroscope.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 08:07 PM (dOnWV)

71 51. Same. Had a job in high school working as the grunt for a construction company. They got a job puttiing a new roof on church and my job was to carry bundles of shingles up the ladder and onto the roof. - JackStraw

When I was in my late teens, I was looking for a summer job, and the family of a friend of mine owned a stone masonry business. I asked him if they had any work, and he cheerfully said, sure, and invited me to come out to one of their job sites. The job that was available involved sitting on some kind of sawhorse-like contraption with a hand-operated winch close to the edge of the open wall, about seven or eight stories up. That's when I decided that riding on one of Pa Paco's garbage trucks didn't look like such an awful job after all.

Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 08:08 PM (njExo)

72 Dash my lace wigs!

At work I have three loud, giggling, and sometimes yelling kindergartner girls directly behind my seat twice a day.

Lately they have been giving me art. Running out of free space on the refrigerator.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

73 Looks like the pig *really* doesn't want to be taken anywhere.
By the looks of the end of the video the pig was about to get up and go!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 08:08 PM (8QNNX)

74 60 And now, from Bass Ackward World, . . .

Julia Ioffe
@juliaioffe
As I wrote on Tuesday, the *most* antisemitic thing happening on college campuses right now is the fact that Republicans have goaded college presidents, who now fear for their jobs, into joining the GOP in using Jews as a political weapon.

-
Yeah, the Jews wouldn't mind the genocide if the GOP weren't stirring them up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Translation: Reality is bad. Time to create a new, shinier reality. My World View will NOT be replaced!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 08:08 PM (naiw2)

75 >>Was all your diving compensation, or a way to see a bevy of lovely lasses?

Salty, bit of both.

I watched Sea Hunt as a kid and got hooked. Got the bug to dive in the Caribbean so I took a year off from college and went to PR and found a job teaching diving and doing some commercial diving. The dive shop was located in the Caribe Hilton Hotel which was a massive resort right outside downtown San Juan.

Best job I ever had. Got paid to go diving everyday in the Caribbean.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 08:09 PM (LkLld)

76 They did not make it up on volume.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:06 PM (Qn+B5)

actually they reported they sold 20% less EVs than the previous quarter

so they saved like 260 million bucks

Posted by: yikes at April 26, 2024 08:09 PM (us2H3)

77
Had our internet service provider out today to find out why we keep dropping service. His diagnosis: 1) ants in the connection box outside, 2) we had been running the ethernet cable through a surge suppressor, which slowed things significantly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 08:10 PM (MoZTd)

78 Government buying EVs?
I am noticing more car EVs, not trucks too much

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

79 I am getting a frowny face on my ecowarrior chart. J got back from Europe last night and went from freezing to 80 and humid so he has the AC set on snow storm. My daughter, my step daughter and I are all huddled up on the couch.

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

80 actually they reported they sold 20% less EVs than the previous quarter

so they saved like 260 million bucks
Posted by: yikes at April 26, 2024 08:09 PM (us2H3)

I am assuming part of what they are saying they lost on each vehicle was not just material cost but the tooling and design costs of the entire program.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:11 PM (Qn+B5)

81 I watched Sea Hunt as a kid

I loved Sea Hunt and Adventures In Paradise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 26, 2024 08:11 PM (L/fGl)

82 >> The job that was available involved sitting on some kind of sawhorse-like contraption with a hand-operated winch close to the edge of the open wall, about seven or eight stories up.

Nope.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 08:11 PM (LkLld)

83 JackStraw

A port stop in Rossy Roads involved me being the driver for a few wardroom officers to The Black Angus in San Juan. My only adult trip to that AO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

84
Julia Ioffe
@juliaioffe
As I wrote on Tuesday, the *most* antisemitic thing happening on college campuses right now is the fact that Republicans have goaded college presidents, who now fear for their jobs, into joining the GOP in using Jews as a political weapon.

__________

Who did you have to sleep with to get your gig, Julia?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 08:12 PM (MoZTd)

85 Asians drifting on a bamboo stalk .. I remember when I imagined I could learn how to do that..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:12 PM (ERdWw)

86 78 Government buying EVs?
I am noticing more car EVs, not trucks too much
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

I see a remarkable number of Teslas around here. Not a ton of them, just more than you would think. Or at least I would think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:12 PM (Qn+B5)

87 78 Government buying EVs?
I am noticing more car EVs, not trucks too much
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

50% of EVs are owned by some form of government

Posted by: yikes at April 26, 2024 08:13 PM (us2H3)

88 Piper

But your diamond ring was shiny and flaunted. Right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

89 Second look at Ravens as pets. Parrots not so much....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:06 PM


The problem with parrots as pets is they can live for 80 years. We had an African Grey parrot named Sarah Ann Marie for years. When she turned 20 she "matured" and started screaming for a boyfriend, laying unfertilized eggs and just being an all around mess and a brat. We gave her to a breeder who mated her with one of his boy parrots and she started laying $1,500 eggs.


As far as I know she is still alive and kicking as that was only 30 years ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 08:13 PM (QNSds)

90 Oh, btw, did you get the ring out of the drain, Piper?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:14 PM (Qn+B5)

91 I am not believing this College Presidents plagiarism is making them join the Hamas

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 08:14 PM (fwDg9)

92 All of my summer jobs involved nothing but testosterone except one summer I got a second job working at a Tom's Levi's store in the mall. Not much money but the benefit of girls girl girls.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 08:15 PM (dOnWV)

93 The job that was available involved sitting on some kind of sawhorse-like contraption with a hand-operated winch close to the edge of the open wall, about seven or eight stories up.

That's how Beau met his end.
*doffs hat*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 08:15 PM (CsUN+)

94 Lately they have been giving me art. Running out of free space on the refrigerator.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

Aw. What a treasure!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2024 08:15 PM (OX9vb)

95 90 Oh, btw, did you get the ring out of the drain, Piper?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Yes! And my friend’s husband got it all back together for me. Whew!

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

96 83 JackStraw

A port stop in Rossy Roads involved me being the driver for a few wardroom officers to The Black Angus in San Juan. My only adult trip to that AO.
Posted by: NaCly Dog



The Black Angus is no more. That's fine. I went in there once. I'd only go in again with a HAZMAT Suit. I did enjoy my time on Rossy Roads. Nice base.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 08:16 PM (naiw2)

97 I'll bet college fundraising in the Ivys is down, except for Hamas, Chinese MSS, and BLM.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

98 as a kid, I got greedy and doubled a couple of near-pro bags for a couple of geezers

fell in the river from a 20 ft bank

geezers were actually cool about the whole thing

Posted by: yikes at April 26, 2024 08:17 PM (us2H3)

99 88 Piper

But your diamond ring was shiny and flaunted. Right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Ha! All he said was I had angels on my side. lol. He is right, though.

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

100
Yes! And my friend’s husband got it all back together for me. Whew!
Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

_________

Get it insured. We have a policy on one of Her Majesty's pieces of jewelry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 08:17 PM (MoZTd)

101 Looks like I get to replace a Mass Airflow Sensor on the Volvo wagon.

And if that don't fix it, both the upstream and downstream O2 sensors.

At least the original Bosch MAF is only $45.00.

And I can get the original Bosch O2 sensors for about $65.00 each from RockAuto.

Maf is $498.00 and the O2 Sensor are well over $225.00 each at the Volvo dealer.

Should get the parts next week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2024 08:17 PM (a1415)

102 ckStraw

A port stop in Rossy Roads involved me being the driver for a few wardroom officers to The Black Angus in San Juan. My only adult trip to that AO.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:12 PM (
I hit the Black Angus and Bacardi distillery on a runway project at Rosey Roads.

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 08:18 PM (NxC5+)

103 >>A port stop in Rossy Roads involved me being the driver for a few wardroom officers to The Black Angus in San Juan. My only adult trip to that AO.

A couple weeks after I got there a group of FALN terrorists ambushed a Navy van that was headed to RR and killed a couple sailors. Had to keep your head on a swivel in parts of PR back then.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld)

104 81 I watched Sea Hunt as a kid

I loved Sea Hunt and Adventures In Paradise.

Outstanding. Sea Hunt still airs on the right streaming app.. Search your ROKU

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:19 PM (ERdWw)

105 "A port stop in Rossy Roads involved me being the driver for a few wardroom officers to The Black Angus in San Juan. "

Around 1981 for me.

Nasty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2024 08:19 PM (a1415)

106 His diagnosis: 1) ants in the connection box outside
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 08:10 PM (MoZTd)

Nature always wins.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2024 08:20 PM (OX9vb)

107 Cliff Sitter photo titled; FAFO...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:20 PM (ERdWw)

108 Puddleglum

Sacré bleu!

Do we no longer have "Secure the Sea and Anchor Detail. Wedding rings off!" in today's modern, woke, Navy?

Did the Black Angus not bribe the right people?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

109 Black Angus was a couple of steps up from Bonanza and Western Sizzler in my hometown.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 08:21 PM (dOnWV)

110 Yes! And my friend’s husband got it all back together for me. Whew!
Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

That's great!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:21 PM (Qn+B5)

111 Wth is wrong with Kristi Noem? Why would you blab about shooting your dog? Sheesh. It doesn't really make you a hero, lady.

Posted by: fd at April 26, 2024 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

112 polynikes

There is one in Virginia Beach (as a steakhouse) on the Atlantic side.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

113 111 Wth is wrong with Kristi Noem? Why would you blab about shooting your dog? Sheesh. It doesn't really make you a hero, lady.
Posted by: fd at April 26, 2024 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

The only think I can think is that a consultant/editor retard told her it would show she could make tough decisions when need be.

Beyond that, I just do not get how talking about having to put down a pet barring age or disease would ever be a good idea. It's almost like putting in there she had to euthanize two poodles because her boyfriend in college did not like them. This was a failure in training on her part, not the dog's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:25 PM (Qn+B5)

114 I watched Sea Hunt, probably on YouTube. Most old shows are

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 08:25 PM (fwDg9)

115 The two Republican hot girls suffer from distemper.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 08:26 PM (lCWOD)

116 I'm a big tea fan, so I tend to acquire a lot of teas.

I had a bag of Orange Vanilla Fruit Tea that was not really good as a hot drink, so I just made a big pitcher, added Gin, Lemon and club soda and... voila!! - A Potent Potable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 08:26 PM (XV/Pl)

117 It's like Ben Had was saying about her Brazilian dogs- they are fiercely protective and you have to be aware of that responsibility- so I bet she does not allow unsupervised kindergarten trips on her property when the dogs are out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:26 PM (Qn+B5)

118 By this time, my lungs were aching for air..

Posted by: Mike Nelson at April 26, 2024 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

119
As far as I know she is still alive and kicking as that was only 30 years ago.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 08:13 PM (QNSds)

Um 1500 you say? but yes they live very long lives and to me become a pain in the ass. My friends parrot had to be front and center at will when she cooked in the kitchen... not good IMO..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:27 PM (ERdWw)

120
I watched Sea Hunt as a kid and got hooked.

Best job I ever had. Got paid to go diving everyday in the Caribbean.
Posted by: JackStraw


Were your lungs ever aching for air?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

121 @113

>>This was a failure in training on her part, not the dog's.

She's clearly a soulless retard.

Uhm, you can always try to find a new home for a dog.

Her hotness will not get her out of this jam.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 08:30 PM (XV/Pl)

122 108 Puddleglum

Sacré bleu!

Do we no longer have "Secure the Sea and Anchor Detail. Wedding rings off!" in today's modern, woke, Navy?

Did the Black Angus not bribe the right people?
Posted by: NaCly Dog



I have no idea. I was TDY there in the 90s for a week. It was fun. Great beaches. Looked up The Black Angus online a few years ago wondering if it still existed. It doesn't. I think it was after that Hurricane that PR.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 08:31 PM (naiw2)

123 118 By this time, my lungs were aching for air..
Posted by: Mike Nelson at April 26, 2024 08:27 PM (vFG9F

heh heh while weaving our way through the giant kelp forest.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:31 PM (ERdWw)

124 1500 you say? but yes they live very long lives and to me become a pain in the ass. My friends parrot had to be front and center at will when she cooked in the kitchen... not good IMO..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:27 PM (ERdW
Yeah, the same parrot that puts a cracker in your mouth can just as easily take your nose off.

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 08:32 PM (NxC5+)

125 I better call it a night
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 08:33 PM (fwDg9)

126 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:34 PM (Qn+B5)

127
Norway Girl and Trail Man will soon be in the ONT as Genius Award Winners.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 26, 2024 08:34 PM (pgtWZ)

128 Puddleglum

My Dad and Mom spent their first few years of marriage in Puerto Rico.

He was in the NSG Dept, NCS Puerto Rico, Sabana Seca.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

129 >>Were your lungs ever aching for air?

This wasn't the 1950s. I'm not THAT old.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 08:36 PM (LkLld)

130 g'night Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 08:37 PM (tQtDb)

131 JackStraw

You're just a kid compared with Vic.

He was Bosun on Noah's Ark.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

132 Good night, Skip.

Sweet dreams!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

133 just home from the forest; Leinenkugel & a shot: woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 08:39 PM (tQtDb)

134 62 not sure how they managed it but Ford is reporting they sold 10K EVs in the last quarter

and they lost 132K on each unit
Posted by: yikes at April 26, 2024 08:04 PM (us2H3

I remember Ford took all that TARP money when I think Dalmer/Chrysler told the Feds to stick it and GM took a realistic amount to stay afloat.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:40 PM (ERdWw)

135 My husband used to say that, just because parrots can live to be 80, doesn't mean that they will. Both cockatoos he had are gone as are two of the macaws he had. His favorite blue and gold macaw is the only one still alive.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 26, 2024 08:41 PM (yeEu9)

136 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all have an angel on your side.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

137 Night NaCLy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:43 PM (Qn+B5)

138 Night, NaCLy!

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

139 & the same to you, NaCly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 08:46 PM (tQtDb)

140 Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 08:40 PM (ERdWw)

Ford did not take TARP money. Chrysler and GM did.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 08:47 PM (dOnWV)

141 but have a plan & keep your head on a swivel anyway!

(just in case ... )

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 08:47 PM (tQtDb)

142 Ford did not take TARP money. Chrysler and GM did.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 08:47 PM (dOnWV)

That's how I remember it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2024 08:49 PM (OX9vb)

143 I think Ford was forced to take TARP. It always seemed to me to be a way for them to gain control of the auto manufacturers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:50 PM (Qn+B5)

144
I remember Ford took all that TARP money when I think Dalmer/Chrysler told the Feds to stick it and GM took a realistic amount to stay afloat.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it!
------------------------------------

Think you'll ever make it to purgatory?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 08:51 PM (lCWOD)

145 I am getting a frowny face on my ecowarrior chart. J got back from Europe last night and went from freezing to 80 and humid so he has the AC set on snow storm. My daughter, my step daughter and I are all huddled up on the couch.
Posted by: Piper

J is really smart, not only did he marry you but, he understand modern science is to make people comfortable where ever they want to live.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 08:52 PM (AU94Q)

146 The SS woman sounds like drugs to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:52 PM (Qn+B5)

147 Government buying EVs?
I am noticing more car EVs, not trucks too much
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

50% of EVs are owned by some form of government
Posted by: yike

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This. There was a study that accidentally admitted it not too long ago.

75% of EV sales are to corporations and governments, and for pretty much the same reasons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 08:52 PM (9Ct69)

148 Ford did not take TARP money. Chrysler and GM did.
Posted by: polynikes

When they used that info in adv Obama's minions told them either pull the add or you're out of business.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 08:53 PM (AU94Q)

149 143 I think Ford was forced to take TARP. It always seemed to me to be a way for them to gain control of the auto manufacturers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
----

Took a page out of FDR's notebook.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 08:53 PM (lCWOD)

150 My nephew spent a lot of time in India on a former job. His record was seeing 14 people on a three wheeled taxi.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 08:55 PM (2NHgQ)

151 Ford did not take TARP money. Chrysler and GM did.
Posted by: polynikes


Kinda besides the point when all of them have taken part in any number of government 'loans' like ATMV started by Bushit. Ford specifically received $5.9 billion in 2009, hasn't paid it all back, and the compact car program was scrapped.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 08:55 PM (IG4Id)

152 The SS woman sounds like drugs to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Estrogen?
Oh, sorry, that's a hormone.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 08:55 PM (AU94Q)

153 Took a page out of FDR's notebook.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 08:53 PM (lCWOD)

Well, they all have seemed to curiously go all in on EVs without back up plans. Sounds like commie infiltration to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:55 PM (Qn+B5)

154 100 Get it insured. We have a policy on one of Her Majesty's pieces of jewelry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April

It is, which would have been a last resort. Just glad we didn’t have to get there. And I really love it, it’s my Cinderella diamond.

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

155 & never forget opsec! opsec!! opsec!!!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 08:56 PM (tQtDb)

156 It is, which would have been a last resort. Just glad we didn’t have to get there. And I really love it, it’s my Cinderella diamond.
Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

Awww. *cue Airplane! scene*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 08:56 PM (Qn+B5)

157
Ford did not take TARP money. Chrysler and GM did.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 08:47 PM


this is correct

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2024 08:56 PM (tljrc)

158 Lately they have been giving me art. Running out of free space on the refrigerator.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2024 08:08 PM

Aww....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2024 09:00 PM (Wnv9h)

159 Get it insured. We have a policy on one of Her Majesty's pieces of jewelry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April

It is, which would have been a last resort. Just glad we didn’t have to get there. And I really love it, it’s my Cinderella diamond.
Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 08:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

Is it stolen? Missing? I'm there!

Posted by: Johnny Dollar at April 26, 2024 09:00 PM (89Sog)

160 That tongue trick is really disgusting!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2024 09:01 PM (q3gwH)

161 The SS woman sounds like drugs to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Herczeg "sought further law enforcement training to become a drug recognition expert", per the Daily Mail.

That's never going to be not funny.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 26, 2024 09:02 PM (gKWVE)

162 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 08:55 PM (IG4Id)

It's right on point. You are correct they took other loans when those programs became available but the did not take TARP.. my post was in response to correct the record.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 09:02 PM (dOnWV)

163 160 That tongue trick is really disgusting!
Posted by: Tom Servo
-------------------

So, Anita Dunn again.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 09:03 PM (lCWOD)

164 Here's another: Ford got a $4.5 million grant from the DoE for flexible-fuel engine development in about 2008.

Oh, and last year they got $9.2 billion for EV development.

They are just as much a rent-seeking government sponsored company as the other ones, if not worse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 09:03 PM (IG4Id)

165 Posted by: weft cut-loop, you work for GM or Chrysler?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 09:07 PM (lCWOD)

166 Herczeg "sought further law enforcement training to become a drug recognition expert", per the Daily Mail.

That's never going to be not funny.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 26, 2024 09:02 PM (gKWVE)

LOL. 'Why do all our training samples keep going missing?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 09:07 PM (Qn+B5)

167 145
J is really smart, not only did he marry you
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at

We aren’t married yet, I just agreed to marry him, and that took me 5 years. It will happen one day. I am just kind of psycho about it (but I admit it!). It’s really dumb on my part, he has way more than me. I am just scared from my first marriage.

That aside, I tell him all the time how lucky he is and there are bazillions of men who would like to be in his place. To which he replies “oh yeah?” raises an eyebrow, laughs and leaves. 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 09:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

168 They are just as much a rent-seeking government sponsored company as the other ones, if not worse.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 09:03 PM (IG4Id)

Oh, they are all terrible now. Tesla, ironically takes the money, but I would consider to be it's own thing. That's it's business model from the beginning. The others are happily torching theirs in pursuit of cars that the left wants to outlaw anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 09:09 PM (Qn+B5)

169 Karl Rove: Biden, Trump Debate Would Be ‘Most Important’ Since 1980
_Breitbart
---------------

Sell those tickets, Karl, somebody will buy them.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 09:10 PM (lCWOD)

170 knew a guy (now late) who bought a Frank Lloyd Wright dining room set at a garage sale away back last century on the North Shore ... finally sold it (to an *unspecified* collector) when the homeowner's insurance payments became ridiculous.

garage sales on the North Shore could produce some amazing stuff for buyers with a discerning eye ... worked with another guy once who bought two fruit crates full of hand-painted Spanish pottery at a North Shore garage sale; ... from the year that the young art student Picasso spent doing hand-painted pottery. Think he retired early on that deal.

lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 09:11 PM (tQtDb)

171 My journey through Norway included a fjord journey which included a farm that had been in the same family for hundreds of years. Zero precipices. Oh, and a few bars.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 09:11 PM (mmTt+)

172
jeepers, well past sunset & my day started well b4 dawn, g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 09:14 PM (tQtDb)

173 U.S. regulators have seized Republic First Bancorp and agreed to sell it to Fulton Bank, the FDIC said on Friday
_Yahooooooo

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 09:16 PM (lCWOD)

174 Back in the mid '80s, I used to work on swing stages and rappel off of tall buildings, in an around the San Antonio and Austin markets.

Up to, oh, 30 stories or such. Enjoyed more than one lunch break right there on the 'stage, it was far easier to just "lunch and done", than ride the damn slow thing to the ground, only to come back again and have to endure the long, slow ascent.

And now, at the tender age of 29. I don't even want to step off the ladder onto my own roof. Had to though, two days ago.

Y'all will see why in a Bodging thread, sometime soon.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2024 09:18 PM (e6UQI)

175 April 22, 2024, NY Attorney General Letitia James began a notice of litigation against Christian pro-life pregnancy centers.

Ten pro-life pregnancy centers have been served so far for alleged “misleading statements or omissions in the advertising of the Abortion Pill Reversal (“APR” protocol.” Thomas More Society is representing pro-life defendants in both cases
_lifenews

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 09:19 PM (lCWOD)

176 172
jeepers, well past sunset & my day started well b4 dawn, g'night everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 09:14 PM (tQtDb
Mine was 0330 ETEX time. A couple fingers Wild Turkey 101 and it’s Happy Trails.

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 09:20 PM (NxC5+)

177 There's nobody here Jim, nobody.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 09:20 PM (lCWOD)

178 Spent my Friday chasing a little white ball over God's creation with a stick.

Not a bad way to spend a day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 09:22 PM (rJ7Hd)

179 ETEX all same-same like WI

*clink*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 09:22 PM (tQtDb)

180 so wait what did Kristi noem do? she shot her poodle or something?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 26, 2024 09:23 PM (s3qiR)

181 I am going to go read a book, get to bed early and start my day with an early workout. Goodnight!

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 09:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

182
NY Attorney General Letitia James began a notice of litigation against Christian pro-life pregnancy centers.

_________

"If we question this, it will be a disaster at the polls!" - GOPe squishes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 09:24 PM (MoZTd)

183 lol, Jim; kind of like me watching Dr. Benjamin Stein doing lunchtime autopsies at the med skool ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 09:24 PM (tQtDb)

184 Night sock_rat

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 09:24 PM (Qn+B5)

185 Night Piper

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 09:25 PM (Qn+B5)

186 the wise choice, Piper

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 26, 2024 09:25 PM (tQtDb)

187 178 Spent my Friday chasing a little white ball over God's creation with a stick.

Not a bad way to spend a day.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



I'd like to start up soon. My lower back is giving me issues. Sciatica is a bugger. It's a reminder that I need to lose about 60lbs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 09:25 PM (naiw2)

188 Test post

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe is not my president at April 26, 2024 09:25 PM (CecP5)

189 aaaaand hailstorm season is officially open

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 09:26 PM (/7KEl)

190 Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 09:19 PM (lCWOD)

Freaking evil lady

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 09:26 PM (dOnWV)

191 Large wedge tornado just outside Bennington, Nebraska moments ago. Major damage being reported to houses

https://twitter.com/WxNB_/status/1783967156679373087

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 09:27 PM (lCWOD)

192 191 Large wedge tornado just outside Bennington, Nebraska moments ago. Major damage being reported to houses

https://twitter.com/WxNB_/status/1783967156679373087
Posted by: Braenyard



Yikes! Noticed Iowa too, was getting hit with tornadoes pretty hard today. Stay safe out there!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 09:30 PM (naiw2)

193 I'd like to start up soon. My lower back is giving me issues. Sciatica is a bugger. It's a reminder that I need to lose about 60lbs.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 09:25 PM (naiw2

Well, it's a good way to lose weight. But probably more expensive than just walking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 09:32 PM (mzM2O)

194 193: walking is all that I've been doing. Rather golf.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 09:33 PM (naiw2)

195 That seems like a lot:

@BigJoeBastardi 3m
finally season produces a huge outbreak. 86 tornadoes today and counting. April catches us up to average

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 09:35 PM (IG4Id)

196 175
'Letitia James began a notice of litigation '

Of course she did. The whole point of black peoples' struggle for freedom was to give assholes like James the power to persecute people she doesn't like.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 26, 2024 09:39 PM (roH4R)

197 I NOTICED YOU MOTHERFUGGAS AINT LIGITATING
- L'Teesha James Esquire At Lawz

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 09:41 PM (9Ct69)

198 @180

>>so wait what did Kristi noem do? she shot her poodle or something?

As someone with online put it..

ALL THE REPUBLICANS HAVE TO DO IS NOT BE CRAZY, AND THEY CAN’T EVEN DO JUST THAT!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 09:41 PM (XV/Pl)

199 @196

>>Of course she did. The whole point of black peoples' struggle for freedom was to give assholes like James the power to persecute people she doesn't like.

She's doing it and there ain't nobody that can stop her.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 09:42 PM (XV/Pl)

200 >>so wait what did Kristi noem do? she shot her poodle or something?


-

IIRC put down a dog that was killing neighbor's livestock and tried to bite her. I don't think I would've advertised it but I would do it too if the need arose and I didn't see other good options. Especially if he was a threat to bite a child.

I assume she wanted to portray some tough old fashioned Boss Babe whatever or something similar for a campaign.

(tries to think of the last time I've seen a man bragging about needing to put down a pet)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 09:45 PM (9Ct69)

201 ALL THE REPUBLICANS HAVE TO DO IS NOT BE CRAZY, AND THEY CAN’T EVEN DO JUST THAT!


I found the story - what the actual hell.

it MAKES NO SENSE!

we had hunting dogs growing up and yeah sometimes you had one that just didn't hunt. you don't SHOOT THEM! holy hell

one girl was just untrainable but as a kid I took her hunting with me (pretend hunting) and half the time she'd take off and just start rolling in the mud. she pointed at the wind. she was just not very smart. lived to be 17, loved til the end.

and then the goat?!!? she's a psycho honestly wtf was she cosplaying some post apocalyptic show or something?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 26, 2024 09:45 PM (s3qiR)

202 IIRC put down a dog that was killing neighbor's livestock and tried to bite her. I don't think I would've advertised it but I would do it too if the need arose and I didn't see other good options. Especially if he was a threat to bite a child.


I dunno maybe keep it in the house?

honestly no I think she's nuts

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 26, 2024 09:46 PM (s3qiR)

203 2016 study from Harvard-based research initiative Opportunity Insights, over 90% of children born in the 1940s grew up to earn more than their parents at age 30. However, for children born in the 1980s, only half managed to outearn their parents.
_NYU professor Scott Galloway

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 09:47 PM (lCWOD)

204 oh well whatever we dodged a bullet. word is that has convinced Trump not to choose her - it almost happened! so thankfully someone took the time to read her (probably crappy) autobiography

but yes. the R politicians seem to be quite insane, just like the Ds. maybe worse I dunno sometimes. at least most Ds are just thugs.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 26, 2024 09:47 PM (s3qiR)

205 That's not the first time Noem's dog acted out.
Putting it in a book calls her judgement into question.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 09:51 PM (lCWOD)

206
@BigJoeBastardi 3m
finally season produces a huge outbreak. 86 tornadoes today and counting. April catches us up to average


Joe Biden will STOP climate change!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 09:51 PM (63Dwl)

207
🏒 Jets @ Avalanche, game 3, top of the hour 🏆

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 09:51 PM (/7KEl)

208 BlackOrchid. The dog was also killing the neighbor's chickens and bit Noem. Things are handled a bit differently in the west. Our neighbors had a cow who breech birthed, the calf was stillborn. They stitched mom up themselves and she became hamburger after a few weeks.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 09:51 PM (2NHgQ)

209 I dunno maybe keep it in the house?

-

If that sort of thing suits the owner, family, farm, etc. sure. The moment that dog gets loose and bites a toddler you forget all the stuff before except for the moment when you had that choice to make.

I don't know the scenario, though, and am only saying I have no problem with putting down a dangerous dog, and the owner is the best one to know that.

I can discuss pit bulls later if you'd like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 09:52 PM (9Ct69)

210 150 My nephew spent a lot of time in India on a former job. His record was seeing 14 people on a three wheeled taxi.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 08:55 PM (2NHgQ)

---------

I'll bet at least three were stowaways.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 09:52 PM (bo7UB)

211 I will admit that I'm old enough to remember when people just had dogs and that was that. There were no $300 annual checkups or $3000 vet bills for arthritis treatment. Pay for your rabies tag and call it a year.

That likely influences my understanding of the world.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 09:54 PM (9Ct69)

212 206
@BigJoeBastardi 3m
finally season produces a huge outbreak. 86 tornadoes today and counting. April catches us up to average

Joe Biden will STOP climate change!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



PEACE BE STILL!!! (vomits, poops self) A TORNADO KILLED BEAU!!!

Posted by: God King Barack O'Biden at April 26, 2024 09:55 PM (naiw2)

213 When did Noem do this ? When she was an unknown rancher/farmer?

No matter, it’s a black mark on my list whether you’re a farmer / rancher / candle stick maker . This ain’t the 1800’s and there are hundreds of rescue operations out there and she definitely had the means .

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 09:59 PM (MNhXM)

214 So, we're not getting an ONT.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2024 10:00 PM (CHHv1)

215 It is not so much what she did, but I could not put that in a book. A dog should be more than a point scoring gesture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:00 PM (Qn+B5)

216 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:01 PM (Qn+B5)

217 I'm 100% in support of a person not giving a shelter a known biter.

Related: We have solved the "rescue" animal problem to the point where shelters import dogs and cats from other countries because there aren't enough here in the U.S. to support their business.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 10:01 PM (9Ct69)

218 I see a remarkable number of Teslas around here. Not a ton of them, just more than you would think. Or at least I would think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Same here in the Nashville area. They're all over the place.

Posted by: Tuna at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (oaGWv)

219 Ace love Affair with little Ronnie high heeled DeSantis continues

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 27, 2024 12:25 AM (kGeue)

220 I would no problem at all transporting that hog in my "Half-Truck"... but the trip had better be on the way to a meat processor that accepts fresh kills.

Posted by: TXMarko at April 27, 2024 11:23 PM (PKBo2)

Quick Hits 2: Tokyo Drift


Biden forgot the date of January 6th, even though he says it every third sentence.

President Joe Biden suffered yet another gaffe Thursday as he mixed up the date of the Jan. 6 riots during a glitzy fundraiser hosted by Hollywood stars Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones at their Westchester home.

Biden, the oldest-ever US president at 81, made the blunder as he ripped his Republican rival, former President Donald Trump, 77, in front of the star-studded crowd.

"We'll certainly never forget the dark days of June 6, January 6th, excuse me," the commander-in-chief said, according to a White House pool report.


Video here.

Biden's chief of strategy tried to gently encourage Karine Jean-Pierre to leave the job she is so horribly incompetent at, but she was too fucking stupid to take the hint.


De facto White House communications chief Anita Dunn, 66, the wife of Biden personal attorney Bob Bauer, told colleagues she had decided to call in prominent Democrats to explain to Jean-Pierre, 49, that the time was ripe to move on, sources told The Post.

"There was an effort to have some outside folks who Karine knows and trusts talk to her about why leaving last fall would have made a lot of sense for her and her career," the source said, calling it an "effort to encourage her to move along."

Jean-Pierre, the person added, "had been in the job for a year and a half at that point, which is a pretty standard tenure for a press secretary in what is admittedly a very demanding job [and] Jeff and Anita [tried] to have folks that she would listen to and trust talk to her about why it might be wise to do that."

Jean-Pierre's predecessor, Jen Psaki, was press secretary for one week shy of 16 months before leaving to take a job as a host and analyst at MSNBC.

A second source told The Post that "Jeff [Zients] and Anita [Dunn] were trying to find Karine a graceful exit" because of the ugly optics of removing her against her will.

"There's a huge diversity issue and they're afraid of what folks are going to say," added this source, who said they learned of the effort from multiple people briefed by Dunn and confirmed at least one person from outside the administration did speak with Jean-Pierre.

The revelation of Dunn's plan is likely to make for awkward workplace dynamics, the first source said, but is unlikely to result in Jean-Pierre's departure.

"She has been pretty consistent in telling people from the minute she got the job that she was going to stay through the election," they said.


"I think Karine has decided to stay come hell or high water and that's that."

CNN's ratings disaster Poppy Harlow is bright enough to take the hint.

Veteran CNN host Poppy Harlow is leaving the struggling cable news network -- two months after the cancellation of "CNN This Morning," where a slew of on-air meltdowns had sparked last year's ouster of Don Lemon.

Republicans want the IRS to look into Chinese funding of anti-Israel protests and riots.

Oh, and China is also behind "Green Energy" propaganda, to cripple the country.

House lawmakers called on the IRS to investigate U.S.-based anti-Israel activist groups that have financial links to China, according to a letter obtained by the Washington Free Beacon on Wednesday.

Members of the House Ways and Means Committee said they are concerned that "foreign adversaries are taking advantage of loopholes to impact American political activity with little-to-no transparency."

The letter follows reports connecting the Chinese government to a network of U.S.-based nonprofit groups.

The People's Forum, a group that helped organize anti-Israel walkouts in New York City public schools, is bankrolled by Chinese propagandist and tech mogul Neville Roy Singham, the New York Times reported last year. The organization encouraged student protesters to shout anti-Semitic chants, such as "from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free," a slogan that calls for the elimination of the Jewish state.

"Not only do these activities raise serious national security concerns, but they also raise questions about whether organizations like this receive foreign funding from America's adversaries and whether the Internal Revenue Service ('IRS') is conducting oversight of entities like these," wrote the lawmakers in a letter to IRS commissioner Daniel Werfel.

The letter also raised concerns about other China-linked political groups. The Energy Foundation, a U.S.-based nonprofit that promotes climate change activism, operates primarily out of China and has significant ties to the government, Fox News reported in December.

The Energy Foundation has pushed for U.S. green energy policies that would benefit China, which dominates the global solar energy and battery industries.

Hamas and Iran are, get this, big fans of anti-Israel (and anti-Jew) protests on American "college" campuses.

An official with the Palestinian terror group Hamas and the supreme leader of Iran have praised the growing college campus protests in the United States against Israel's military offensive in Gaza, including pro-Hamas demonstrations at Columbia University that have driven fear into the hearts of Jewish students.

Columbia University in New York City announced a shift to hybrid classes after protestors set up a "Gaza Solidarity Encampment" last Wednesday. This led to the arrest of more than 100 people after Columbia University President Minouche Shafik authorized police to clear the camp. The demonstrators resettled the encampment, and there have been multiple reports of Jewish members of Columbia's community feeling unsafe due to the encampment.

The demonstration has prompted calls for the Biden administration to take away the school's federal funding and discipline the demonstrators, which some say should include revoking the visas of the students expressing support for terrorist groups.

Um, obviously. Stupid American brats have the right to chant "Death to America" in America. Nasty terrorist foreigners do not. Being here is a privilege, not a right.

Oh what am I talking about, The Regime has decided that every f*cking foreigner in the world has an inalienable right to mob up in America.


On Wednesday, Izzat Al-Risheq, a member of Hamas' political bureau, accused the Biden administration of violating student and faculty rights, claiming that they are only rejecting "the genocide that our Palestinian people are the subjected in the Gaza Strip at the hands of the neo-Nazi Zionists."

USA Today quoted the Hamas official as saying, "Today's students are the leaders of the future."

Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei also praised the protests.

"Western governments say the Resistance Front is terrorism," Khamenei wrote in a tweet. "This comes at a time when people flew Hezbollah's flag in a street in the US. The people of the world are supporting the Resistance Front because they are resisting & because they are against oppression."

Khamenei's "oppression" comment comes as the Islamic Republic of Iran has a notorious record for infringing on the rights of religious minorities through imprisonment. Iran also used lethal force to crack down on widespread protests in 2022.

Remember during the Iraq War when Bill Kristol would attack anyone questioning the war as giving support to terrorists?

He's not saying that anymore, is he?

Iran is begging students to stop Israel's war against its proxies. Half of Hez'ballah's commanders have been exterminated in the Hez'ballah stronghold of south Lebanon.

Israeli counterstrikes have killed "half of Hezbollah's commanders in southern Lebanon," Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant revealed on April 24. Gallant's remarks came as Israel launched an unusually intense wave of bombing sorties against the Iran-backed terrorist group's forces in southern Lebanon. "These were the men responsible for belligerent actions, for the drive to strike at the citizens of the State of Israel," Gallant said during a visit to Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Northern Command. The other half, he added, "are in hiding and abandoning southern Lebanon in the face of IDF actions."

Gallant signaled that Israel could escalate to a ground operation if mediated diplomatic efforts to get Hezbollah to withdraw from the border failed. "Our main objective was and remains to bring about a different security situation here and for residents of the northern State of Israel to be able to go back home to quiet and safety," Gallant said, referring to some 80,000 civilians evacuated from border communities. "The coming period will be decisive in this regard."

Crush those cockroaches.

Google fired another 20 of its disruptive pro-terrorist "workers," after firing 28 previously.

Google has fired more employees who were involved in protests over the tech company's cloud computing contract with the Israeli government. The workers held sit-ins at the company's offices in California and New York over Google's $1.2 billion contract to provide custom tools for Israeli's military.

Google has fired more employees who were involved in protests over the tech company's cloud computing contract with the Israeli government. The workers held sit-ins at the company's offices in California and New York over Google's $1.2 billion contract to provide custom tools for Israeli's military.

Google has fired an additional 20 employees who participated in a protest last week against the company's defense contract with the Israeli government.

This brings the total number of employees laid off due to the protest to 50, according to the group that organized the demonstrations, No Tech for Apartheid.

My count is 48 total but you know, Hamas sympathizers tend to inflate numbers, don't they?

Jane Chung, a spokesperson for the group, said some of the dismissed employees were "nonparticipating bystanders" during the sit-in protests held on April 16 at Google's offices in Sunnyvale and New York. The group labeled the tech giant's action as an "aggressive and desperate act of retaliation."

The media rule: If rightwingers get into a scuffle with cops, they "attacked hardworking policemen."

If leftwingers attack cops, write that there were "clashes with police." It's just a case of mutual combat -- no bad guys, no good guys, just all misunderstandings all around.


The hot new trend in TikTok? Skeezy foreigners bragging about how they're scamming the welfare systems and charitable networks in western countries.


A tranny gets into a Dollar Store employee's grill about hysterical claims of "misgendering."

The transgender didn't read the Law of Pronouns carefully enough -- black guys don't play the pronoun game.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:17 PM




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1 1st!

Posted by: GF at April 26, 2024 06:18 PM (aJxr8)

2 Good evening!!
First time in four years I don’t have a kid going to prom. 🤷‍♀️
Feels weird and kind of sad

Posted by: Jmel at April 26, 2024 06:22 PM (bVhJi)

3
Jane Chung, a spokesperson for the group, said some of the dismissed employees were "nonparticipating bystanders" during the sit-in protests held on April 16 at Google's offices in Sunnyvale and New York. The group labeled the tech giant's action as an "aggressive and desperate act of retaliation."


"We don't care if it's the last act of 'Henry V', you're leaving."

-- Goggle Hunch-hoes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:23 PM (xG4kz)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 26, 2024 06:23 PM (T4tVD)

5 What do you expect one day after World Penguin Day?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2024 06:23 PM (7dvxi)

6 Is biden really trying to force the first openly gay transgender POC out of her job as press secretary?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 06:24 PM (QNSds)

7 What do you expect one day after World Penguin Day?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
........

a hangover after all the parties.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

8 Google has fired more employees who were involved in protests over the tech company's cloud computing contract with the Israeli government. The workers held sit-ins at the company's offices in California and New York over Google's $1.2 billion contract to provide custom tools for Israeli's military.


Money talks. Bullshit walks. Always.





Always.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:25 PM (0hu/3)

9 Mister Scott. potatus isn't doing anything but eating ice cream, shuffling along, lying and drooling into a cup. The powers behind the idiot are doing trying to deep 6 the gay poc.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 06:26 PM (2NHgQ)

10
Trans person harasses worker for “misgendering.” It’s all a narcissistic power trip.


Tonight, on "Dollar General Scalp Hunter"!

"You're gonna lose your job here sir -- I guarantee that!" * sashays out of the store *

"Have phone, will record" reads the card of a 'man'
A damsel without honor in a savage land ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:27 PM (xG4kz)

11 A tranny gets into a Dollar Store employee's grill about hysterical claims of "misgendering."

The transgender didn't read the Law of Pronouns carefully enough -- black guys don't play the pronoun game.


Some crackers don't either.

You can pretend to be anything you want.
What you CAN'T do, is force me to play along.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:28 PM (0hu/3)

12 Woohoo! Quick hits after party, y'all.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 06:28 PM (ftFVW)

13 Tranny at Dollar General, textbook insane. Ignore the calm voice and what passes as reasoning. INSANE!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 06:29 PM (2NHgQ)

14
Tranny at Dollar General, textbook insane.


I love how both DG employees were having none of its shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:30 PM (xG4kz)

15 You soy boys don't know how to handle these college kids rioting for terrorists.

In my day, we'd send in the scoops.

Hickory scalp massages work too.

Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at April 26, 2024 06:31 PM (cCxiu)

16 Jan. 6th riots? You call that a riot? I call it petitioning the government for redress.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 26, 2024 06:33 PM (XMwZJ)

17 Tranny at $ general:

This comment made me LOL

"He put the "trans" in "trans-action declined""

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 26, 2024 06:33 PM (n/1xr)

18 "Republicans want the IRS to look into Chinese funding of anti-Israel protests and riots."

---

Is this because Republicans are stupid, or because they're trying to A. Deflect from the fact it's really their friend in Qatar, or B. They're trying to create more momentum to go to war with Chi Nah in case these other two wars don't work out, or 3. Both.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 06:34 PM (41Nl3)

19 Good evening, horde. Happy weekend!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2024 06:34 PM (OX9vb)

20 "It's not that you're queer, dude. It's that your money is queer."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 06:35 PM (8zz6B)

21 I thought Toyko Drift was the third one.

This would be:

2 Quik 2 Hit

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (Qn+B5)

22 There's a lot of people telling me to steal housing and electricity, if you want to be technical.

These people shoulda been spanked more as children.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (ftFVW)

23 ***Oh, and China is also behind "Green Energy" propaganda, to cripple the country.***
--------------

Communist USSR funded the revolting '60's as the red communist Chinese are funding the revolting '20's.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (lCWOD)

24 >>Oh, and China is also behind "Green Energy" propaganda, to cripple the country.

Well, why not, under the scheme the West is hellbent to implement, China doesn't have to do anything, except reap the rewards.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (XV/Pl)

25 I thought it was hilarious that the "transgender" repeatedly says "effing" this and then complains that the Black guy said "f***".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (XkYcA)

26 Freudian. To Biden and Democrats, June 6 was the darkest day ever. The day their friends in the National Socialist party were put on their heels.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 06:38 PM (lX8VI)

27
A second source told The Post that "Jeff [Zients] and Anita [Dunn] were trying to find Karine a graceful exit" because of the ugly optics of removing her against her will.


Handicapped as she is by being incapable of providing even a simple answer without first flipping through page after page in her "answers' binder", KJP cannot even land a coveted "greeter" job at War*Mart.

The poor dear.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:39 PM (xG4kz)

28 15 You soy boys don't know how to handle these college kids rioting for terrorists.

In my day, we'd send in the scoops.

Hickory scalp massages work too.
Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at April 26, 2024 06:31 PM (cCxiu)

I like the cut of your jib young man ...

Posted by: zombie Richard J. Daley at April 26, 2024 06:39 PM (TTAGa)

29 That Charlie LeDuff squatter interview is like ten years old

Posted by: Han Shawnity at April 26, 2024 06:40 PM (H7a9c)

30 People in Gutter aren't smart enough to engineer a proper fight against Israel I don't think they are smart enough to run the insurrection over here.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:41 PM (lCWOD)

31 From end of previous thread:

And in other news, they unveiled the 2024 Tacoma TrailHunter and TRD Pro, 65K with destination and 72K OTD.

1200 dollars a month for 60 months.

That's a lot of money yo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:41 PM (XV/Pl)

32 KJP is 49?
Gotta say she looks great for her age. I thought she was late 30 And yes I know she’s a lesbian. Still credit where it’s due.

Posted by: Montec at April 26, 2024 06:42 PM (fzELb)

33 Death to palestine.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:43 PM (LfcYE)

34 32 KJP is 49?
Gotta say she looks great for her age. I thought she was late 30 And yes I know she’s a lesbian. Still credit where it’s due.
Posted by: Montec at April 26, 2024 06:42 PM (fzELb)

There's a raggedy ann doll somewhere that looks awful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 06:43 PM (Qn+B5)

35 Whoops, did not know Charlie LeDuff was charged with domestic violence last year, good thing I did not say that was one of his greatest hits

Posted by: Han Shawnity at April 26, 2024 06:43 PM (H7a9c)

36 Gotta say she looks great for her age. I thought she was late 30 And yes I know she’s a lesbian. Still credit where it’s due.
Posted by: Montec at April 26, 2024 06:42 PM (fzELb)

She could get an honest Gummint job at Mustang Ranch. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 06:44 PM (8zz6B)

37 Surprising no one with an above room temp IQ, 'unnamed' militants launched a mortar attack on the pier the US is building in Gaza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:44 PM (mjTX4)

38 @32

>>KJP is 49? Gotta say she looks great for her age.


As the saying goes, black don't crack.

Letitia James is 65 for instance.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:46 PM (XV/Pl)

39 Death to palestine.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:43 PM (LfcYE)

Saw a bunch of shabby pro-Hamas posters on lamp posts in downtown Phoenix today. We need to print up some really snazzy "Nuke Gaza" posters, and plaster them over top.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 06:46 PM (8zz6B)

40 People in Gutter aren't smart enough to engineer a proper fight against Israel I don't think they are smart enough to run the insurrection over here.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:41 PM (lCWOD)

They're literally funding it. Who the "masterminds" are, behind the actual children on various campi, all chanting their nonsense, are likely the same damn people who have been doing Occupoop Wall Street and Antifag and BLM and all the rest of the yoots in revolt we've had for the past few decades.

But make no mistake, this isn't speculation. Qataris oligarchs, and Soros, and the Qatari government are funding it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 06:46 PM (e6/Nr)

41 The police at Emerson need to bring a tractor trailer size paddy wagon and arrest everyone who failed to disperse.

Posted by: Tar Bae at April 26, 2024 06:46 PM (uR4Tu)

42 Green energy, living down, eating bugs - Maurice Strong and Agenda 21 lead the way.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:47 PM (mjTX4)

43 >>> De facto White House communications chief Anita Dunn, 66, the wife of Biden personal attorney Bob Bauer, told colleagues she had decided to call in prominent Democrats to explain to Jean-Pierre, 49, that the time was ripe to move on...

Dunn? The Maoist Dunn?
Why didn't she just take out back and make her kneel at the edge of the gutter like Maoists do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 06:47 PM (cOq4q)

44 You keep using this term "held their ground". I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 06:48 PM (LkLld)

45 And in other news, they unveiled the 2024 Tacoma TrailHunter and TRD Pro, 65K with destination and 72K OTD.

1200 dollars a month for 60 months.

That's a lot of money yo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:41 PM


I paid $32,000 for my Tacoma TRD 4X4 Sport in 2016. More than doubled in 8 years. Probably going to suck it up and buy one as this will be the last pickup truck that I ever buy barring misadventure.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 06:48 PM (QNSds)

46 Of course Maoist Dunn

You think there's a Moist Dunn?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:49 PM (mjTX4)

47 Notice that the squatter said she (it?) was encouraged to do this by others.

- I suspect big RE corporations are encouraging this in order to change tenant rights laws, so that they can more easily evict.

- Also, china, just to destroy the West.

I think I said it here that China is the most likely funder behind student protests. They have had a lot of trouble originating in their student population, so of course they see this as a vulnerable point on our society. They have also worked hard to police their student population at home and abroad. And, of course they won the VN war in large part due to student protests in the USA.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:49 PM (RAuzl)

48 Point of order! This should be Quick Hits 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 26, 2024 06:50 PM (8sMut)

49 Of course Maoist Dunn

You think there's a Moist Dunn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:49 PM (mjTX4)

If she were to fall overboard while cruising the Marianas Trench, she would be moist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 06:50 PM (8zz6B)

50 Obligatory but too late:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxAiLuPHnHs

Bring on the scoops.

Posted by: DaveA at April 26, 2024 06:51 PM (FhXTo)

51 "KJP is 49?
Gotta say she looks great for her age. I thought she was late 30 And yes I know she’s a lesbian. Still credit where it’s due."

I never knew a garbage pail kid could look so good!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 26, 2024 06:51 PM (89Sog)

52 De facto White House communications chief Anita Dunn
----

I forget, is Anita Dunn the idiot commie psycho who said Mao was her favorite political philosopher, or is she some other idiot commie psycho?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 26, 2024 06:51 PM (BGygK)

53 Raggity Karine is 49?
I wouldn't put her past 34 at most

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

54 Green energy, living down, eating bugs - Maurice Strong and Agenda 21 lead the way.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Strong bit the dust years ago. Not that it matters.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (IG4Id)

55
Dunn? The Maoist Dunn?
Why didn't she just take out back and make her kneel at the edge of the gutter like Maoists do.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
---------------------------------

Crazy Dunn. They have to keep her out of the public eye.
Glen Beck did a number on her while he was at FOX.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (lCWOD)

56 June 6 was when all his uncles enlisted, wasn't it?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 06:53 PM (1bNHn)

57 Clown World ™
@ClownWorld_

Now they’re just making sh!t up

https://tinyurl.com/4f5zz7mh

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2024 06:53 PM (NpAcC)

58 If you want 100% authentic Commie Psycho - Che Guevara

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:53 PM (mjTX4)

59 And, of course they won the VN war in large part due to student protests in the USA.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:49 PM (RAuzl)

Vietnam’s foreign policy for the past 1000 years: keep China out of Vietnam. They were always aligned with the USSR during the Cold War, not China.

I don’t think this is China; why should they spend a dime when they can kick back and watch others do it? Many anti-American groups exist in this country that can organized this just as well. For a foreign source of money? Saudi Arabia (they love paying off everybody) or Qatar.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 26, 2024 06:53 PM (8sMut)

60 Let's Go Rangers!

Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (rskKm)

61 Dang. Just sous chef'ed dinner. 🥘
Ramen casserole. Chopped onions, sliced red & yellow bell peppers 🫑.

Wife uses 3 of the .25 cent ramen noodle packages minus the seasoning packet and we brown some ground beef and add in the hoisin sauce and soy sauce. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (0hu/3)

62 And Beau lost his life trying to take the beach at Omaha on June 6, 1944

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (fwDg9)

63 Strong bit the dust years ago. Not that it matters.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (IG4Id)

In China. Probably a surfeit of Peking Duck. No bugs for him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (8zz6B)

64 June 6th

Battle of Midway
Normandy

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (mjTX4)

65 53 Raggity Karine is 49?
I wouldn't put her past 34 at most
Posted by: Skip


To think, 49 and she has the debating skill of a sophomore, and the logic and sense of a high school student.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (RAuzl)

66 She has this affliction that causes her to stick out her tongue and waggle it around while she is speaking. Common people interpret it as some form of possession.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (lCWOD)

67 KJP reminds me of Buckwheat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (LfcYE)

68 Raggity Karine is 49?
I wouldn't put her past 34 at most
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)


See? Lying is good for the soul.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (+myjY)

69 57. Textbook insane.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (2NHgQ)

70 58 If you want 100% authentic Commie Psycho - Che Guevara
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:53 PM (mjTX4)

I want a Che Guevara shirt!

Except the one I want will feature what he looked like after being warmly greeted upon arrival in Bolivia.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut)

71 Raggity Karine is 49?
I wouldn't put her past 34 at most
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)
______________

Are we talking years of IQ points?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

72 >>> The police at Emerson need to bring a tractor trailer size paddy wagon and arrest everyone who failed to disperse.
Posted by: Tar Bae

Use CS gas and bayonets to channel them into the wagon.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (cOq4q)

73 Ho Chi Minh admitted that the student anti war protests saved North Vietnam from inevitable defeat.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (dOnWV)

74 @45

>>Probably going to suck it up and buy one as this will be the last pickup truck that I ever buy barring misadventure.

Buying a new vehicle today is prohibitively expensive, buying a new pickup truck is preposterous.

The interesting thing is that the Toyota 4Runner is typically about 5k more than the Tacoma, that means the TRD Pro and TrailHunter 4Runners are going to be close to 70k MSRP or above before options, taxes and fees.

Insanity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:57 PM (XV/Pl)

75 OR IQ points?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

76 I paid $32,000 for my Tacoma TRD 4X4 Sport in 2016. More than doubled in 8 years. Probably going to suck it up and buy one as this will be the last pickup truck that I ever buy barring misadventure.
Posted by: Mister Scott


We paid $47k for a 2021 F-150. With a true friends and family discount. (My sister is married to the gm of the dealership) There were only two trucks on the lot during the chip shortage. I hope between that and the 2007 Ranger, I won't have to buy another truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:57 PM (0hu/3)

77 KJP reminds me of Buckwheat.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (LfcYE)

-------------------

Pookin pa nub

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2024 06:57 PM (2UnvF)

78 I forget, is Anita Dunn the idiot commie psycho who said Mao was her favorite political philosopher, or is she some other idiot commie psycho?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 26, 2024 06:51 PM (BGygK)

There is nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.

Posted by: Mao at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (8sMut)

79 KJP reminds me of Buckwheat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (LfcYE)
______________

She reminds me that we need a new toilet brush.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

80 Raggity Karine is 49?
I wouldn't put her past 34 at most
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

See? Lying is good for the soul.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (+myjY)

She's lying. She's actually 27.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (lX8VI)

81 Except the one I want will feature what he looked like after being warmly greeted upon arrival in Bolivia.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

----
This is a good business idea. Is there a photo? You should go for it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (RAuzl)

82 To think, 49 and she has the debating skill of a sophomore, and the logic and sense of a high school student.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (RAuzl)



The ability to regurgitate the inquiry-appropriate gaslighting instantly without cracking up would qualify her for many careers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (+myjY)

83 why should they spend a dime when they can kick back and watch others do it?
-------------------------

It takes a lot of money to run a civil war. Ask the CIA.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:59 PM (lCWOD)

84 She reminds me that we need a new toilet brush.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:59 PM (0hu/3)

85 Damn Deplorable Jay, I hate spitting wine all over my monitor!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:00 PM (LfcYE)

86 Buying a new vehicle today is prohibitively expensive, buying a new pickup truck is preposterous.

The interesting thing is that the Toyota 4Runner is typically about 5k more than the Tacoma, that means the TRD Pro and TrailHunter 4Runners are going to be close to 70k MSRP or above before options, taxes and fees.

Insanity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:57 PM (XV/Pl)

The truck I still drive, with TT&L, cost $17,211. A similarly equipped truck today is $40,000.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 26, 2024 07:00 PM (8sMut)

87 so when is the Trump/Biteme Death Match Debate?

Trump is going to disgrace Biteme more than he does all by himself.. Gonna be Glorious!1

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:00 PM (ERdWw)

88 KJP reminds me of Buckwheat.
Posted by: Ben Had

Hahaha, now I'm going to imagine her saying "o'tae" at the end of every press conference.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 07:00 PM (ftFVW)

89 This is a good business idea. Is there a photo? You should go for it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (RAuzl)

Caution: NSFW

https://tinyurl.com/y6p9faus

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:00 PM (Qn+B5)

90 That poor fella at the Ghetto Store is prolly on probation or parole and he has to restrain himself from stomping a mudhole in that sodomite's ass to stay out the joint.

No one deserves to be treated like that. He has a right to be free from harassment by a sexual deviant sodomite while at his place of work.

Always swing on the sodomite, then when they are picking up their teeth explain to them biology as you show them the door.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2024 07:01 PM (R/m4+)

91 Raggity Karine is 49? I wouldn't put her past 34 at most.
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)


Really ? Seriously ... I'd put here somewhere between thirty and seventy. In a spot where she has the mic, and confident enough to keep saying dumb shit with no remorse.

She talks like most people drive. With zero self awareness.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:02 PM (Rt+pf)

92 I purposely bought a new 4 door Wrangler in 2011 because I figured the body style would never change and I could drive it for 20 years or more

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:03 PM (dOnWV)

93 Speaking of China and destruction of US energy supply

I heard a bit about new EPA regs outlawing all coal by 2035 (I think)

Is this official now? Will it stand up to the courts? You all know that that means the energy supply will collapse and we will all freeze in the dark. Seems like it should be bigger news.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:03 PM (RAuzl)

94 Deplorable Jay that too

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 07:03 PM (fwDg9)

95 Dead Che t-shirt.
https://tinyurl.com/456ssd8k
Although not graphic enough.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 07:04 PM (2NHgQ)

96 Don't think one can get anything more than a four in the Tacoma.
Might wait until Toyota gets a taste of reality (Ford Ranger now available with a V6) and brings back their V6.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 07:04 PM (lCWOD)

97 This is a good business idea. Is there a photo? You should go for it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (RAuzl)

There are plenty of them. The iconic "dead Che" pic is in extreme landscape format, which doesn't fit a T-shirt well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 07:04 PM (8zz6B)

98 You all know that that means the energy supply will collapse and we will all freeze in the dark. Seems like it should be bigger news.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Nah, surely they'll have the unicorn fart supply worked out by then.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 07:04 PM (ftFVW)

99 Caution: NSFW

https://tinyurl.com/y6p9faus
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Thanks., Not as gruesome as I had hoped for a good T-shirt image.
Maybe colorized with lots of red it would work.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:05 PM (RAuzl)

100 You all know that that means the energy supply will collapse and we will all freeze in the dark. Seems like it should be bigger news.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:03 PM (RAuzl)


Nope. Republicans would only pounce on it.

Posted by: The MSM at April 26, 2024 07:05 PM (+myjY)

101 @87

>>so when is the Trump/Biteme Death Match Debate?

I will go on record right now and say they will never debate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 07:06 PM (XV/Pl)

102 Thanks., Not as gruesome as I had hoped for a good T-shirt image.
Maybe colorized with lots of red it would work.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:05 PM (RAuzl)



Not everyone dies colorfully with an ice axe sticking out of his skull.

Posted by: Zombie Trotsky at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (+myjY)

103 Republicans want the IRS to look into Chinese funding of anti-Israel protests and riots.
Oh, and China is also behind "Green Energy" propaganda, to cripple the country.


And China's behind Fent coming in to the United States.
And China's behind a good deal of illegal guns coming in the United States. (how do I get my hands on some of those? Oh, Chinese-made. Nevermind).
China is behind propaganda-as-education via the Confucius Instutute.
China is behind massive spying operations in the US.
And the list goes on...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

104 Dead Che t-shirt.
https://tinyurl.com/456ssd8k
Although not graphic enough.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 07:04 PM (2NHgQ)

Nice! I'm gonna get a bunch and hand them out like candy.

Thanks neverenoughcaffeine!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

105 Only 4 cyl turbos. The top TRD Pro has a 63k starting price by the website.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (Qn+B5)

106 Biden will sarcastically laugh throughout any debate while rambling outrageous lies. It's his debating MO.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (dOnWV)

107 All speculation is a dead letter until after the election.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (lCWOD)

108 Wretched patient down the hall screaming like they were killing a baby goat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 26, 2024 07:08 PM (i82PB)

109 Honestly google - fire them as fast as you identify them.

You don't have to get them all - just show you mean business and the rest will find better avenues to express their stupidity.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 26, 2024 07:08 PM (nLFEI)

110 Thanks., Not as gruesome as I had hoped for a good T-shirt image.
Maybe colorized with lots of red it would work.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:05 PM (RAuzl)

He cleaned up real nice.

Posted by: Bolivian photographer at April 26, 2024 07:08 PM (8zz6B)

111 I hereby give permission to all men to play the knock out game at will in every social circumstance like a man does....
It worked for thousands of years to keep society in check to a degree. Punks that whip out guns need to be executed at the police station..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (ERdWw)

112 Hi Karine, its me, Anita. Yes, I know it's very late. Sorry, but something important to the Boss's re-election was relayed to me 10 minutes ago and we urgently need to revise tomorrow's talking points. I can't discuss it on the phone. No, if we go to the White House reporters may see us and be suspicious. Tell you what, meet me in Fort Marcy Park at 1 AM, OK? Park anywhere. I'll find you.

Posted by: Anita Dunn at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (5fDan)

113 Only 4 cyl turbos. The top TRD Pro has a 63k starting price by the website.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (Qn+B5)


Mercedes has AMG
BMW has M
Lexus has F
Toyota has TRD

Seems like the marketing team over at Toyota kind of screwed that one up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (+myjY)

114 Dead Che t-shirt.
https://tinyurl.com/456ssd8k
Although not graphic enough.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine


Yellow smiley face with bullet hole in head.

https://tinyurl.com/456ssd8k

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (0hu/3)

115 Honestly - nobody cares about your pronouns. If we make a mistake, it's because we don't give a shit.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (nLFEI)

116 Seems like the marketing team over at Toyota kind of screwed that one up.
Posted by: Cicero


It was created by one of the Toyota grandkids. Probably no one wanted to explain it to him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 07:11 PM (IG4Id)

117 Smiley face with bullet hole:

https://tinyurl.com/24ue2322

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 07:11 PM (0hu/3)

118 my 1990 F350 4x4 that I owned for 34 years went bye-bye this morning. Donated to Vehicles for Veterans, they picked it up this morning.
Sad.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

119 115 Honestly - nobody cares about your pronouns. If we make a mistake, it's because we don't give a shit.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (nLFEI)

That wasn't the point; It was upset because it's credit card was decliined, so cried trasphobia. It needs to put the lotion on before it gets the hose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

120 Anybody able to tell me why I can post on Edge now, but not FireFox ... and I have to minimize the "banner" at the bottom a couple times ?

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (Rt+pf)

121 103 Republicans want the IRS to look into Chinese funding of anti-Israel protests and riots.
Oh, and China is also behind "Green Energy" propaganda, to cripple the country.

And China's behind Fent coming in to the United States.
And China's behind a good deal of illegal guns coming in the United States. (how do I get my hands on some of those? Oh, Chinese-made. Nevermind).
China is behind propaganda-as-education via the Confucius Instutute.
China is behind massive spying operations in the US.
And the list goes on...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

It's almost like China is in an undeclared war against us or something...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

122 120 Anybody able to tell me why I can post on Edge now, but not FireFox ... and I have to minimize the "banner" at the bottom a couple times ?

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (Rt+pf)

I'm posting on FF right now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

123 @105

>>Only 4 cyl turbos. The top TRD Pro has a 63k starting price by the website.

Toyota is only putting Turbo 4 Bangers in all of their mid-size trucks and SUV's

It's 63K and change before destination of 1500, so it's 65k base price. You add any options like roof rack, side steps, ARB compressor, etc and you can get that sucker over 70K before you add taxes, title and fees.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)

124 Who the fuck is training all the lefty weirdos in their verbal assaults and behavior. These fuckers are like the talking head media ass holes . Whatever is said in LA is said in NY verbatim. How the fuck does that happen? The same thing with tranny weirdo douchebags and also protestors screaming when a cop just touches them. These people have been trained up. By WHO , WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN?????

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:14 PM (ERdWw)

125
We'll certainly never forget the dark days of June 6

It was the dark of the moon
On the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 07:15 PM (63Dwl)

126 I might even shed a tear over beer tonight.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

127 22 There's a lot of people telling me to steal housing and electricity, if you want to be technical.

These people shoulda been spanked more as children.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (ftFVW)

"I was provoked" has been replaced with "I was encouraged." It can not possibly be that "I broke the law."

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:15 PM (uqyzO)

128 Check shirt is OK, would like gruesome as well

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

129 Im sick and tired of getting dominated by fucking chicks . Homos. Tranny's and college fucktards!!!
Somewhere we have to realize there is a price to pay and getting locked up is one of them....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:16 PM (ERdWw)

130 I'm posting on FF right now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)


When I try it ... this "sponsored" thing pops up on the right, and the post button doesn't work.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:16 PM (Rt+pf)

131 124 Who the fuck is training all the lefty weirdos in their verbal assaults and behavior. These fuckers are like the talking head media ass holes . Whatever is said in LA is said in NY verbatim. How the fuck does that happen? The same thing with tranny weirdo douchebags and also protestors screaming when a cop just touches them. These people have been trained up. By WHO , WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN?????

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:14 PM (ERdWw)

They're not the only ones. My son has had to deal with folks deciding to record him because their credit card was declined and he wouldn't give them any freebies. He ended up having the other employees there record the entire thing. Guy said he would call the police, and my son said "Good idea; please call them". Lots of grifters out there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

132 26 Freudian. To Biden and Democrats, June 6 was the darkest day ever. The day their friends in the National Socialist party were put on their heels.
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 06:38 PM (lX8VI)

And it was the day the Allies set foot on the ground, touching off the race to Berlin and eventually denying Leftist's friends the Soviets a larger swath of Germany (and probably more of Europe).

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (lg881)

133 When I try it ... this "sponsored" thing pops up on the right, and the post button doesn't work.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:16 PM (Rt+pf)


What's your membership level? Maybe you need to upgrade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (+myjY)

134 It's almost like China is in an undeclared war against us or something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

You mean like launching a bio weapon...

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (uqyzO)

135 FF was chewing up my old 7. It would literally collapse mid post.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (lCWOD)

136 There is approx 3.2 chinese for every American.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (LfcYE)

137 125
We'll certainly never forget the dark days of June 6

It was the dark of the moon
On the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 07:15 PM (63Dwl)

D-Day. Lots of good men lost their lives on those beach-heads.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

138 These people shoulda been spanked more as children.
Posted by: She Hobbit

and sniffed.

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

139 Navel Lint Membership level seems to work fine on Chrome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (Qn+B5)

140 I heard a bit about new EPA regs outlawing all coal by 2035 (I think)

Is this official now? Will it stand up to the courts? You all know that that means the energy supply will collapse and we will all freeze in the dark. Seems like it should be bigger news.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:03 PM


Once it is published in the federal register it will be tied up in court for decades. It's a wet dream for the global warming crowd nothing more.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (QNSds)

141 There is approx 3.2 chinese for every American.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (LfcYE)



Surf City has two girls for every boy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (+myjY)

142 134 It's almost like China is in an undeclared war against us or something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

You mean like launching a bio weapon...

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (uqyzO)

Hah, yes, that too, but it was a concerted effort with the deep-state apparatchiks. So maybe their real enemy is US.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

143 China owns half the science departments at the Ivy's.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (lCWOD)

144 There is approx 3.2 chinese for every American.
Posted by: Ben Had
.......

They are kinda short.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

145 141 There is approx 3.2 chinese for every American.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (LfcYE)


Surf City has two girls for every boy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (+myjY)

China has less than one girl for every boy. Doesn't sound nearly as good.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

146 "Surf City has two girls for every boy."

Those ain't girls.

Posted by: fd at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (vFG9F)

147 Beijing has three boys for every girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (+myjY)

148 China has less than one girl for every boy. Doesn't sound nearly as good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

Sausage Party of a country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (Qn+B5)

149 "Republicans want the IRS to look into Chinese funding of anti-Israel protests and riots."

Is their plan to hold hearings and do nothing, or hold hearings, do nothing, and send Ukraine more money?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (yjcVA)

150 There is approx 3.2 chinese for every American.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (LfcYE)

You need a team of at least six to pull a plow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (8zz6B)

151 Cicero, happy sailing.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (LfcYE)

152 Anybody able to tell me why I can post on Edge now, but not FireFox ... and I have to minimize the "banner" at the bottom a couple times ?
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (Rt+pf)

Well, first, the earth cooled. And then, the dinosaurs came. But they got too big and fat, so they died and they turned into oil. And then, the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

Posted by: Johnny at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (iODuv)

153 Surf City has two girls for every boy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (+myjY)

It has a good beat, easy to dance to, I'd give it an eight.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (uqyzO)

154 Those ain't girls.
Posted by: fd

It's ma'am!

Posted by: Gamestop Tranny at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (ftFVW)

155 It was a dark day when I stormed the beach at Normandy.

Posted by: Joey at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (XeU6L)

156 Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (LfcYE)

Thanks, BH. If all goes according to plan, this Sunday!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (+myjY)

157 Have you tried the new Scoog 1.0 beta browser?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (mH6SG)

158 Surf City has two girls for every boy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......

Are they busty bikini brunettes?

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

159 C'mon Shesty. That was weak.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (LkLld)

160 148 China has less than one girl for every boy. Doesn't sound nearly as good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

Sausage Party of a country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (Qn+B5)

Had a brother over there who, on a bus, saw two girls kissing each other. Yeah, homosexuality doesn't exist in China.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

161 Biden is a “just in time” industrial gaff production plant, not a gaff machine

Please stop selling him short, haters.

Posted by: 13times at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (7IAWv)

162 134 It's almost like China is in an undeclared war against us or something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

You mean like launching a bio weapon...
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (uqyzO)


It still really doesn't sink in here. China lost control of a bio weapon ... for whatever level of "bio weapon" that shit virus was ... that WE, the USA, paid THEM to fuck with.

The world, seriously, should be really pissed with the Chinese and us.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (Rt+pf)

163 They are kinda short.
Posted by: wth at April

Short people are cute people! Hello, friends

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

164 Ok, that'll do.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (LkLld)

165 Is their plan to hold hearings and do nothing, or hold hearings, do nothing, and send Ukraine more money?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
---------------------

Yes

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (lCWOD)

166 Posted by: Johnny at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (iODuv)

LOL.
You forgot about Chucky's love of tampons.
LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

167 Have you tried the new Scoog 1.0 beta browser?
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (mH6SG)


I gave FenBrowse a try. But it just scolded me whenever I did ... well, much of anything.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:23 PM (Rt+pf)

168 You mean like launching a bio weapon...

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (uqyzO)

One we created and paid for. This war is getting more complicated by the minute.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 07:23 PM (lX8VI)

169 64 June 6th

Battle of Midway
Normandy

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (mjTX4)
----
Did Beau die at both battles?

Posted by: Ciampino - Pluck Yew Tootbootie at April 26, 2024 07:23 PM (qfLjt)

170 162 134 It's almost like China is in an undeclared war against us or something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

You mean like launching a bio weapon...
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (uqyzO)

It still really doesn't sink in here. China lost control of a bio weapon ... for whatever level of "bio weapon" that shit virus was ... that WE, the USA, paid THEM to fuck with.

The world, seriously, should be really pissed with the Chinese and us.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (Rt+pf)

In an active war scenario, the best bioweapon is one that kills everybody it contacts right away, but rather kills a good number after a few days to a week, forcing other to take care of the sick, thus taking out even more combatants.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

171 Sharon enters the chat

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (LfcYE)

172 China was also behind the super secret lab in I think it was Reedly in the San Joaquin valley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (+sUxd)

173 is NOT one, but rather...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

174 China has less than one girl for every boy. Doesn't sound nearly as good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

Sausage Party of a country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (Qn+B5)

Had a brother over there who, on a bus, saw two girls kissing each other. Yeah, homosexuality doesn't exist in China.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM


All I remember of China was leaving the casino in Macau and wandering over to the border crossing with China. Nearly every other person in the line going back into China had a clear trash bag slung over their backs filled with toilet paper.


China is literally a third world country with a $hit ton of other peoples money to sling around.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (QNSds)

175 It was a dark day when I stormed the beach at Normandy.
Posted by: Joey at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (XeU6L)
.......

cannibals everywhere.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

176 172 China was also behind the super secret lab in I think it was Reedly in the San Joaquin valley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (+sUxd)

Yup. And buying up farmland. And buying up land near military bases. And sending spy balloons over the US...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

177 Toyota TuRD?? LOL great marketing

Posted by: Ex GOP at April 26, 2024 07:25 PM (GpUII)

178 "Im sick and tired of getting dominated by fucking chicks."

Uhhh, phrasing?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 26, 2024 07:25 PM (KAi1n)

179 178 "Im sick and tired of getting dominated by fucking chicks."

Uhhh, phrasing?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 26, 2024 07:25 PM (KAi1n)

I would say; the celibate ones are probably no fun.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

180 "The world, seriously, should be really pissed with the Chinese and us."

We taught the Chinese a lesson. The lesson being that they can destroy western democracy with a slightly stronger than average strain of the flu.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (yjcVA)

181 You forgot about Chucky's love of tampons.
LOL
Posted by: jim
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Camilla, Kamala...it's getting hard to keep all of the players straight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

182 If Trump and Biden debate (I'd be willing to bet against it happening), I hope Trump is smart enough (and can drop his ego) to not try to really "win" and tout himself, but rather just set traps for Biden to walk into, rakes for Joe to step on. Since any "substance" would likely mean nothing to either side, better to just allow Biden to show himself as mentally defunct and/or bizarre.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (lg881)

183 181 You forgot about Chucky's love of tampons.
LOL
Posted by: jim
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Camilla, Kamala...it's getting hard to keep all of the players straight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

One that stats with Kum sucks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

184 Short people are cute people! Hello, friends
Posted by: Piper

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Posted by: Randy Newman at April 26, 2024 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

185 My count is 48 total but you know, Hamas sympathizers tend to inflate numbers, don't they?

==


48,000 thousand workers !!

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 07:28 PM (V13WU)

186 Nice!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 07:28 PM (LkLld)

187 184 Short people are cute people! Hello, friends
Posted by: Piper

They got little hands - check!
And little eyes - nope
And they walk around - check!
Tellin' great big lies - nope
They got little noses - check!
And tiny little teeth - nope
They wear platform shoes - sometimes
On their nasty little feet - nope
Posted by: Randy Newman at April

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 07:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

188 "We'll certainly never forget the dark days of June 6, January 6th, excuse me," the commander-in-chief said, according to a White House pool report.

You know who else never forgot the dark days of June 6, right?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 26, 2024 07:30 PM (fvaUq)

189 One thing I must say is Ace has colorful advertisers. heh heh WTF Schizos , Pooky Park looking MF's and Zombie King Harv. Its a party up in here!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:31 PM (ERdWw)

190 Well according to Blade Runner the entire world will eventually become majority Asian.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:32 PM (dOnWV)

191 China is literally a third world country with a $hit ton of other peoples money to sling around.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (QNSds)

Yup...Red China is on borrowed time.

They will be The Yellow Haiti in a few years.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2024 07:32 PM (R/m4+)

192 They wear platform shoes - sometimes
On their nasty little feet - nope
Posted by: Randy Newman

Or no shoes, h8r!

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 07:33 PM (ftFVW)

193 179 178 "Im sick and tired of getting dominated by fucking chicks."

Uhhh, phrasing?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 26, 2024 07:25 PM (KAi1n)

I would say; the celibate ones are probably no fun.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

I denounce myself. Where do I remit my man card?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:33 PM (ERdWw)

194 CHina buys most of Iran's oil. The chicoms are the only thing that is keeping Iran afloat. Funny that, because US is the only thing that keep China afloat - US is China's largest trading partner, and China is US's 3rd largest trade partner (after a place called Canada and Mexico). Ain't that special ??

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

195 "according to Blade Runner the entire world will eventually become majority Asian."

I am *so* OK with that.

https://youtu.be/YYHyAIFG3iI?si=4u0_-A8NTjeafMRY

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 26, 2024 07:34 PM (yjcVA)

196 @190

>>Well according to Blade Runner the entire world will eventually become majority Asian.

Technically, the world is majority Asian if you take on the more expansive definition.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 07:34 PM (XV/Pl)

197 One thing I must say is Ace has colorful advertisers. heh heh WTF Schizos , Pooky Park looking MF's and Zombie King Harv. Its a party up in here!!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:31 PM (ERdWw)

Shouldn't Ace be getting ads from Russian companies? You could have Putin Vodka. And Gorky Pork.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 07:34 PM (8zz6B)

198 Well according to Blade Runner the entire world will eventually become majority Asian.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:32 PM (dOnWV)

No Yellow!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at April 26, 2024 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

199 58 Surf City has two girls for every boy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......

Are they busty bikini brunettes?
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

Annette Funicello has entered the chat.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:35 PM (ERdWw)

200 If Trump had made that gaffe, the headline would be "Trump Calls D-Day a 'Dark Day,' Showing His Support For Hitler"

Posted by: Wally at April 26, 2024 07:35 PM (EyElY)

201 198 Well according to Blade Runner the entire world will eventually become majority Asian.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:32 PM (dOnWV)

No Yellow!
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at April 26, 2024 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

I'll take the airships though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:36 PM (Qn+B5)

202 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:36 PM (Qn+B5)

203 1.3 billion dot Indians might dispute that.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:36 PM (LfcYE)

204 176 172 China was also behind the super secret lab in I think it was Reedly in the San Joaquin valley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (+sUxd)

Yup. And buying up farmland. And buying up land near military bases. And sending spy balloons over the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024

That lab bothered me, you know the neighbors knew something was up. I havne't google mapped it to see how close the neighbors were. My friends have yards in industrial areas, you'd notice that. People had to know and be suspicious.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2024 07:37 PM (O3Jqb)

205 Do they have tiny little bewbs?

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at April 26, 2024 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

206 I was kinda disappointed with the MA State Trooper video. When I was a kid, we were visiting some relatives in Gloucester. Driving around, Dad pointed out a couple Troopers standing by a car. "Don't ever give those guys any lip Billy, they'll mess you up and throw you into Walpole". At least they still wear the fifty mission crush hat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 26, 2024 07:39 PM (0EOe9)

207 I must admit I do get solace watching former MMA announcer Steve Inman's videos. heh heh that guy call them!!

Funny shit.. Pick yer poison too funny to pick one...

https://tinyurl.com/27rr2tcr

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:48 PM (ERdWw)

208 Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2024 07:52 PM (u73oe)

209 89
'Caution: NSFW'

Shhh. He's sleeping

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 26, 2024 07:57 PM (roH4R)

210 Her only possible successor can be a transsexual Black "woman". Anything else would mean turning back the clock on progress.

Posted by: PG at April 26, 2024 07:59 PM (gQbO4)

211 The solution to these situations is to just giggle hysterically, clap your hands, and jump up and down until these persyns leave.

Posted by: Johnny at April 26, 2024 09:05 PM (XU88w)

212 If I were Israel I would not trust Google to keep my military strategy and info intact and secret. Those tech nutters could really mess up their data.

Posted by: PJ at April 26, 2024 09:56 PM (G1dq6)

The Fast and the Furious Short News Items

Zoom In: Meet the New Left, Which Embraces the Swastika as a Symbol of Wokeness.


Not terribly different from the old left, then.

The left is always looking for new transgressions. Their old ones have gotten stale -- so it's time to embrace the swastika.


Goodbye, intersectionality -- hello, "It's All One Thingism."

In this nebulous new cosmology, Palestinians -- even Hamas themselves -- aren't just engaged in a specific geopolitical fight over territory and resources. No, they're the tip of the spear of a perceived collective liberation against the West, the Global North, "colonisers," whatever you want to call the Bad Guys. It's a magical world in which all politics and world affairs once seen through intersectionality's colourful prism have been flattened into (somewhat ironically for self-proclaimed atheists) a more Biblical view of the world: black-and-white, good and evil.

"Palestine is every single issue in one issue," wrote Scarlett Rabe, a singer-songwriter who describes herself as an anti-racist mother and an abolition feminist/womanist, in a viral tweet in February. "It's reproductive justice. It's social justice. It's climate crisis... It's not just one issue; it's all the issues in one."

All One Thingism explains why a group of a few hundred masked protestors who chanted "Death to America" and "Hands off Iran" this week also employed the relatively meaningless slogan "From Chicago to Palestine." Or that another viral post on Instagram by a person wearing a "Fatties for a Free Palestine" T-shirt insisted that "Palestinian solidarity is not a niche issue. Fat liberation and Palestinian liberation go hand in hand."

During the Trans Day of Visibility, a Palestine flag flew above the Trans flag during some marches, with one sign explaining that "Liberations are linked." Some are even talking up BRICS as allies (maybe Putin and Xi aren't so bad after all?) and -- yes -- even looking back fondly at the Khmer Rouge.

See the article for the embrace of the swastika. Lefties are now defending defacing Jewish property with a swastika, arguing they've reclaimed it, like the word "queer," and are now using it as "a condemnation of genocide."

But Trump said "P*ssy."

Why It Matters: We have more details on the Secret Service agent who TLC's Snapped! and attacked a Senior Agent in Charge.

DEI concerns, indeed.

Now, the identity of the officer has been revealed, along with more details surrounding the strange situation. Michelle Herczeg was removed from her duties with the Secret Service on Wednesday. She was a former police officer with the Dallas Police Department and an Air Force veteran.

On Monday morning, Herczeg arrived at the base and began deleting apps from a male agent's personal cell phone before becoming increasingly agitated. She then engaged in erratic behavior, such as mumbling to herself, hiding behind curtains, and throwing menstrual pads and other items at an agent, telling him that he would need them later to save another agent. Herczeg continued making alarming statements, such as the other agents were "going to burn in hell and needed to listen to God."


Herczeg was heard screaming at the special agent in charge (SAIC), listing the names of female officers on the vice president's detail and asserting that they would support her and enable her to continue working. When the SAIC attempted to relieve her of duty, as a witness told Real Clear Politics, "that's when she snapped entirely."

Herczeg allegedly became physically aggressive, chest-bumping, shoving, tackling, and punching the SAIC. This prompted intervention from other agents present, with a heightened alarm as Herczeg was armed, although her gun remained holstered. Agents wrestled her to the ground, disarmed her, cuffed her, and then escorted her out of the terminal.

In prior coverage, RedState noted that the agent had previously been a subject of distress by staff and that the hiring process, including allegedly "DEI" practices, raised concerns among officers in the Secret Service, per reporting from Real Clear Politics.

She was a madwoman from Jump Street, and never should have been hired for any job in which firearms handling is a requirement:

In her 2016 lawsuit, Herczeg charged she was retaliated against for reporting sexual harassment and other wrongdoing by Dallas cops.

After Herczeg was allegedly assaulted by a male superior officer in May 2015, she claimed, "[i]ntimidation tactics were used as investigative tools to persuade Herczeg from seeking criminal relief against the officer who assaulted her," according to the Morning News.

The lawsuit also alleged that Herczeg was not allowed to return to a special crime reduction team after reporting the alleged assault and was also refused overtime patrol shifts, causing "stress and mental anguish from loss in payment compensation."

Herczeg further charged that DPD "tolerates unprofessional behavior such as fraternization and unprofessional male and female working relationships based on an atmosphere which finds the male officer in charge, regardless of rank or ability."

A Texas court dismissed Herczeg's suit and a court of appeals denied both her appeal in 2021 and a request for a rehearing the following year.


It sure seems like she's just a nutter and Drama Tornado anywhere she goes. And it sure looks like DEI practices were used to move her through the application process for a job involving guns and the protection of very high-ranking VIPs.

DEI requires you to hire the Mentally Diverse.

Who's Zooming Who: A good old-fashioned Drag Queen Story Hour has been perverted from its wholesome mission of indoctrinating kids into becoming gay and trans into a Palestinian propaganda struggle session!

Is nothing sacred?!

In a bizarre moment, a drag queen performing at a Massachusetts art center directed children in a pro-Palestinian chant.

Video footage shows the exchange during a "Queer Storytime for Palestine" event organized by the Valley Families for Palestine group at the Northampton Center for the Arts on April 14.


While reading her book "If You're a Drag Queen and You Know It," Lil Miss Hot Mess told the children: "If you're a drag queen and you know it shout 'Free Palestine.'"

The event included "dancing, celebrating Palestine culture, learning about queer heroes and doing arts and crafts," according to an Instagram post by the Valley Families for Palestine group. Event profits were donated to alQaws, a Palestinian organization "working for queer liberation."

Every parent there needs an exhaustive Child Protective Services investigation.

A Little Lead for Your Pencils:

Not All Heroes Wear Capes: Wherever there is injustice, wherever tyrants menace -- there is only one group of heroes you can call upon to fight for you.

"Call the Philosophy Department!" -- a new rallying cry for our age.

Frankfurt School. Obviously.

She's a credit to her race. The philosophy race.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:00 PM




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Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 05:02 PM (V13WU)

2 HAHAHAH! good job me!

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 05:02 PM (V13WU)

3 Broccoli Rabe >>>>>>>>>>> Scarlett Rabe

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 05:04 PM (IG4Id)

4 Jeebus.

Is it happy hour yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 05:05 PM (mdyIS)

5 Or that another viral post on Instagram by a person wearing a "Fatties for a Free Palestine" T-shirt insisted that "Palestinian solidarity is not a niche issue. Fat liberation and Palestinian liberation go hand in hand."


Um, what?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 05:05 PM (DRSnL)

6 Men have the monopoly on violence, so women should just butt out and make sandwiches and fuzzy drinks and leave the Secret Servicing to the Hombres.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 05:05 PM (XV/Pl)

7 Does the stupid tranny understand what they would do to him in Gaza?

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 26, 2024 05:05 PM (i7Q7S)

8 "If you're a drag queen and you know it shout 'Free Palestine.'"

David French's enthusiasm for tranny minstrels suddenly makes sense.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 05:06 PM (IG4Id)

9 Zoom In: Meet the New Left, Which Embraces the Swastika as a Symbol of Wokeness.

==


I am ok with it.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 05:06 PM (V13WU)

10 "It's reproductive justice. It's social justice. It's climate crisis... It's not just one issue; it's all the issues in one."

==============

She sounds like the CEO of NPR!

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 26, 2024 05:06 PM (i7Q7S)

11 Since my sock got willowed, I'll use it again.....

"The Paolo, he is never first. He is seldom second. The women, they like it this way."

Posted by: Paolo at April 26, 2024 05:07 PM (DgGvY)

12 "Madwoman From Jump Street"

Great in bed but then you gotta spend the next 23.5 hours of the day with them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2024 05:07 PM (R/m4+)

13 In Tallahassee they love the governor

Posted by: mr tmz at April 26, 2024 05:07 PM (rJ48h)

14 Drag queens for palestine? wtaf?

DoubleThink, it's what's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Crazy making

Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2024 05:08 PM (njWTi)

15 Wait, the Dallas PD is being accused of bad behavior?

Is that possible, with their sterling reputation???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 26, 2024 05:09 PM (xcxpd)

16 Are we the baddies? They know they are.

Thanks trump for getting the masks off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 26, 2024 05:09 PM (75/Pp)

17 What is going to happen when a secret service agent snaps while protecting Trump? I don't know if it is true but from what I have read a protectee can refuse to have certain agents assigned to them.


Problem with that it, if Trump does it, it will be 24/7 news cycle that he hates women/blacks, etc. and had them removed from his security detail.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 05:09 PM (QNSds)

18
Neurodiversity. University. It's not two issues -- it's one issue!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 26, 2024 05:09 PM (pgtWZ)

19 I've known many students and professors of philosophy. Every one a commie, without exception.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 26, 2024 05:10 PM (MeG8a)

20
What is going to happen when a secret service agent snaps while protecting Trump? I don't know if it is true but from what I have read a protectee can refuse to have certain agents assigned to them.


Problem with that it, if Trump does it, it will be 24/7 news cycle that he hates women/blacks, etc. and had them removed from his security detail.
Posted by: Mister Scott

============

I was pretty sure he already did it in his first term.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 26, 2024 05:10 PM (pgtWZ)

21 The drag queen calls itself "Lil Miss Hot Mess?"

If it weren't batshit crazy, it might be a Moron.

'Cause that's funny, right there.

Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2024 05:11 PM (DgGvY)

22 What is going to happen when a secret service agent snaps while protecting Trump? I don't know if it is true but from what I have read a protectee can refuse to have certain agents assigned to them.


Problem with that it, if Trump does it, it will be 24/7 news cycle that he hates women/blacks, etc. and had them removed from his security detail.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


Look, I said in November of '16 he needed to get a bunch of contractors instead of relying on Secret Service, and I kinda feel vindicated on that point now.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at April 26, 2024 05:11 PM (OUMaO)

23 6 Men have the monopoly on violence, so women should just butt out and make sandwiches and fuzzy drinks and leave the Secret Servicing to the Hombres.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 05:05 PM (XV/Pl)

"Wheels up, rings off"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 26, 2024 05:11 PM (xcxpd)

24 Whoever said yesterday the THE AGENT was a woman.... collect your winnings!

Posted by: InZona at April 26, 2024 05:13 PM (viRDk)

25 CANNOT MAKE THIS UP. The chair of the Emory philosophy department: "a critical theorist working in the tradition of the Frankfurt School, drawing on feminist philosophy, psychoanalysis, and political theory." https://t.co/5Ll4Vm8HfX
_______
They just need to call a Thomist.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 05:13 PM (1bNHn)

26 I would love to bitchslap every one of those parents into next week.

I could go for drag queen time.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 05:13 PM (LfcYE)

27 Northampton, Mass? Of course it was.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 26, 2024 05:13 PM (+htnY)

28 That's funny
I see it- guy's been arrested, sitting in the interrogation room, and just keeps repeating "I want my philosopher. I want my philosopher."


Gotta edit the Miranda warning: 'you have the right to speak to a philosopher'

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 05:14 PM (/7KEl)

29 Frankly I find the Hamas/Palestinian nonsense a huge bore.

When you right down to it, the Palestinians are to the Arabs, what the Haitians are to Hispanics … the bottom of their culture

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 05:14 PM (0OdlD)

30 Is it happy hour yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 05:05 PM (mdyIS)
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On Ace of Spades, every hour is happy hour.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at April 26, 2024 05:14 PM (I7bsV)

31 I discovered a little blog by Noelle McAfee, the philosophy chair you see getting arrested in the video above. Here's an AWFL sample:

"I am uninspired, a little broken, a little sad, and trepidatious, undone by my mother wondering if I can write poetry, but I suppose I already am. This is a long poem, interrupted by news flashes and news holes. Barrenness. Grape purpleness, a virus ravaging people all over the Earth, and there’s not much I ..."

Check it out before she zaps it: https://gonepublic.net/

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at April 26, 2024 05:15 PM (MvF+J)

32 26 I would love to bitchslap every one of those parents into next week.

I could go for drag queen time.
Posted by: Ben Had

The parents are doing it to post pictures on social media to prove their

Um.

Just what is the point of confusing kids with a man in a wig and garish makeup pretending to be a woman.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 05:15 PM (urHev)

33 Whatever happened to Planet Fitness ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 05:16 PM (0OdlD)

34 Being against the swastika is now racist?

Posted by: PG at April 26, 2024 05:16 PM (gQbO4)

35 Back to morning rant - it's the hubris which will destroy the earth. Blot out the sun because of climate changening is the plan - what could go wrong?

Intelligence and technology have nothing to do with wisdom.

Posted by: InZona at April 26, 2024 05:16 PM (viRDk)

36 OK, hear me out.

What if we just let the muzzies run wild with their sharia stuff for a week? Just tell everyone that we are experimenting with the future, and all muzzies can have their sharia, but only for a one week test period.

It'll clean up Michigan right quick, I tell you what.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 05:17 PM (RAuzl)

37 If you cannot afford a philosopher, one will be appointed for you

you have the right to remain stoic

you have the right to question the duality of man

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 05:17 PM (/7KEl)

38 Men have the monopoly on violence, so women should just butt out and make sandwiches and fuzzy drinks and leave the Secret Servicing to the Hombres.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Some 'wimmens' (such as myself) got stuck in between the bra-burning times and the grrrl power times.

You know: Have a fulltime career, have kids & manage the household, PLUS make the sammiches and join the PTA... become completely exhausted while 'men' did their 40hours a week and put their feet up.

Lucky me, unable to have children. /sarc!

Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2024 05:18 PM (njWTi)

39 Willowed, but if I was that guy watching the black guy try to steal the white girl’s phone, I wouldn’t have done anything either. No way am a risking a Daniel Penny situation over some girl’s cellphone. In fact, I’m staying out of any fight or attack involving anyone I don’t know. Not worth the risk. I wouldn’t have said this 10 years ago. But now? It’s an easy call for me. Not worth the risk.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 05:18 PM (Btbyw)

40 How does wearing womanface make you an expert on middle eastern politics?

And no, I KNOW I am not a drag queen, so shove that up your ersatz love canal, fat boy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 05:19 PM (uqyzO)

41 "Palestine is every single issue in one issue," wrote Scarlett Rabe, a singer-songwriter who describes herself as an anti-racist mother and an abolition feminist/womanist


Woof.

Sounds like a fun date.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 05:19 PM (guGkK)

42 Lucky me, unable to have children. /sarc!

Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2024 05:18 PM (njWTi)


Sadly #metoo

Posted by: Rear Adm. Richard "Rachel" Levine at April 26, 2024 05:20 PM (guGkK)

43 In the criminal justice system, there are two separate but equally important groups.

Philosophers and the police who arrest them.

These are their stories

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 26, 2024 05:21 PM (i7Q7S)

44 Hitler banned smoking
Hitler banned smoking and the Germans obeyed. In the West, it all began in 1995 when liberals got a cause, no smoking, sanctioned by the government.

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 05:21 PM (0OdlD)

45 31 More gyno-musings from the Emory Chair of Philosophy: "The 54-year-old woman presented as burrowed into some unhappiness while having achieved a good deal of professional success. The mother of two and the husband of one, she was the main source of financial support. They lived in a slightly decrepit midcentury modern house near the university where she worked. Years into her analysis she would say, repeatedly, that she loved her backyard more than she hated her husband. So, ergo, she could tolerate an unhappy marriage. This was a marriage where she continuously subordinated her own desires and instincts to those of her husband’s, who didn’t seem the least bit inclined to offer any love or support. Mostly he was a mean and selfish son of a bitch. The woman was always doubting herself, having a hard time seeing reality for all her attention to how things must really be according to some other people’s, any other people’s, perceptions. ..."

They don't teach paragraphs at Emory.

https://gonepublic.net/

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at April 26, 2024 05:21 PM (MvF+J)

46 Just what is the point of confusing kids with a man in a wig and garish makeup pretending to be a woman.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 05:15 PM (urHev)


IT HAS TO BE DONE FOR THEIR OWN GOOD HA8TR!!@!q!!!

Posted by: The Left at April 26, 2024 05:22 PM (+myjY)

47 One of the Death Wish movies has "Larry Fishburne", a thug who holds a boombox on his shoulder.

That thing will not stop a bullet, and especially if Bronson is wielding an absolute hand-cannon. I don't think we need a Mythbusters to settle on this fact.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2024 05:23 PM (cf/0E)

48 You have to wonder about the mothers who take their children to drag queens. You'll notice its only mothers there. They must be completely hate filled and filled to the brim with rage.

Progressives one and all. Wymen, AOC's fan club. Tell me again why they should vote.

Posted by: Fred at April 26, 2024 05:24 PM (bXvrr)

49 I was thinking this morning about how the same protesters can blithely flip back and forth from calling Trump "literally Hitler" as a pejorative to walking arm-in-arm with Hamas, shouting, "Kill the Jews!"

They seem unfazed by the whiplash.

Posted by: red speck at April 26, 2024 05:24 PM (0Id0S)

50 Hitler banned smoking
Hitler banned smoking and the Germans obeyed. In the West, it all began in 1995 when liberals got a cause, no smoking, sanctioned by the government.
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 05:21 PM (0OdlD)

Concur. The Non-Smoking Nazis created the Blue Print for how to get a thing banned.

Demonize it, get scientists to lie and fabricate evidence and bad mouth it, have some old bint cry about her 102 year old paw paw who died of ass cancer from smoking, get hollyweird and the skool system on board, segregate the smokers into "smoking sections" and then off to the races on ban, ban, ban and into the cattle cars you go.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2024 05:25 PM (R/m4+)

51 >>Lucky me, unable to have children. /sarc!

Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2024 05:18 PM (njWTi)

Sadly #metoo

Posted by: Rear Adm. Richard "Rachel" Levine at April 26, 2024 05:20 PM

You're a father of two, Dick.

Posted by: huerfano at April 26, 2024 05:26 PM (VGOMa)

52 Hide yo' kids
Hide yo' wife
Cause they out philosophizing everybody out here

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2024 05:26 PM (cf/0E)

53 There is a very fine line between a drag queen and a garden-variety clown.

Sometimes no line at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 05:26 PM (+myjY)

54 Whatever happened to Planet Fitness ?
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 05:16 PM (0OdlD)

It went to "Plan to Forget it."

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 05:27 PM (K+UlC)

55 Might as well Jump Street.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

56 CANNOT MAKE THIS UP. The chair of the Emory philosophy department: "a critical theorist working in the tradition of the Frankfurt School, drawing on feminist philosophy, psychoanalysis, and political theory."


Seeing her, I want to go into Johnny in "Airplane" mode -

“Where Did You Get That Dress? It’s Awful! And Those Shoes and That Coat! Jeez!”

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2024 05:27 PM (5fDan)

57 After a couple Bourbons I'm willing to let this shit burn to the ground. Wouldn't waste the piss on putting it out either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 05:28 PM (Q4IgG)

58 >>You have to wonder about the mothers who take their children to drag queens. You'll notice its only mothers there. They must be completely hate filled and filled to the brim with rage.

Progressives one and all. Wymen, AOC's fan club. Tell me again why they should vote.

Posted by: Fred at April 26, 2024 05:24 PM

I don't wonder about them at all. They should be on the sex offender registry and not allowed within a thousand feet of a school, playground or any other place where children may gather.

Posted by: huerfano at April 26, 2024 05:28 PM (VGOMa)

59 Here's a quick one: nobody even charged with insurrection in the exhaustive list in the US Attorney's Office publication, "Three years since the Ksn. 6 attack...". Over 1,200 people have been charged; no insurrection, despite MSM blather.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 26, 2024 05:28 PM (cAgkf)

60 So physical castration is a choice in Louisiana sentencing?

https://tinyurl.com/mb4umn8p

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2024 05:29 PM (a1415)

61 That's why I think DeSantis is the best governor in the country. I wish I was still in Florida.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 26, 2024 05:31 PM (cAgkf)

62 If you're a drag queen and you know it shout Free Palestine!

Mom, am I a drag queen? Should I be shouting this shit?

Posted by: Confused Kindergartner at April 26, 2024 05:31 PM (uTQzv)

63 SNL predicted the future:

https://shorturl.at/dnCG1

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 05:31 PM (lCWOD)

64 Some days it's just a fucking cavalcade of retards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 05:33 PM (GkFGh)

65 Ot: reading the anecdote about Noems dog. That's rough. Horrifying. Sad. Possibly necessary.

Why the fuck would you write about it? Some things you keep to yourself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 26, 2024 05:33 PM (75/Pp)

66 Drama tornado.
Nice alliteration.
I'm thinking drama torpedo too. Could you imagine living in the same building with it?
" If I had a gun I would shoot you" she said to me. And I know from a witness she stole one of mine. Duly reported to the popo.
Protip: never sleep with crazy.
I'll let myself out now. Ciao

Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2024 05:33 PM (j9uO3)

67 Some days it's just a fucking cavalcade of retards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 05:33 PM (GkFGh)

EVERY day, Pinky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 26, 2024 05:33 PM (75/Pp)

68 The event included "dancing, celebrating Palestine culture

Ok, I'll bite.

Exactly what is considered "Palestinian culture"? Do they make nice woven baskets or something?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 05:34 PM (+myjY)

69 I eagerly await drag a queen day

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 05:34 PM (LfcYE)

70 What is this Noem's dog stuff?

Posted by: Pavlov's Dog at April 26, 2024 05:34 PM (j9uO3)

71 EVERY day, Pinky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 26, 2024 05:33 PM (75/Pp)

Fuckin' narf, m8.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 05:35 PM (GkFGh)

72 Exactly what is considered "Palestinian culture"? Do they make nice woven baskets or something?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 05:34 PM (+myjY)

---------------------------

Falafel and death

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2024 05:36 PM (2UnvF)

73 Hmmm... so we're moving from "if you're white, you're racist" to "if you're a male boss you're oppressive."

I wonder what the next step-up will be?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 26, 2024 05:36 PM (TOe+Q)

74 From the river to the sea
Hamas will cease to be

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 05:36 PM (LkLld)

75 Does my bomb make my butt look big?

Posted by: Hadji Xiwoman at April 26, 2024 05:36 PM (j9uO3)

76 "Drag Queen" used to mean:

"some dude what likes to play dress-up in women's clothing"

Now it means:

"a demon what has assumed 'human' form and likes to pervert little children while dressed as a scary clown"

Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2024 05:36 PM (njWTi)

77 So I’m waiting for food and sat down to grab a cocktail.

I overheard this woman say that Biden has a speech impediment and the memes making fun of his speaking isn’t right.

I had to walk out as she just RAN down Trump and talked up Biden. This broad literally said that Trump scares her infinitely more than Biden.

White liberals are some of the most dishonest awful people ever. Her husband seems ok but he’s no Trump fan either.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 26, 2024 05:36 PM (eQRY8)

78 How come there are no "drag kings?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 05:37 PM (Q4IgG)

79 Protip: never sleep with crazy.
I'll let myself out now. Ciao
Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2024 05:33 PM (j9uO3)

Good tip. But some of us find out too late.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 26, 2024 05:37 PM (cAgkf)

80 Demonize it, get scientists to lie and fabricate evidence and bad mouth it, have some old bint cry about her 102 year old paw paw who died of ass cancer from smoking, get hollyweird and the skool system on board, segregate the smokers into "smoking sections" and then off to the races on ban, ban, ban and into the cattle cars you go.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Sounds like cannabis prohibition.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 26, 2024 05:37 PM (KAi1n)

81 Another Woke lefty American white woman.

Hillary is their mentor to be the worst humans in the world.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 05:38 PM (MNhXM)

82 Cliff notes of the Noem stuff:

https://tinyurl.com/mae5v2y5

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 26, 2024 05:38 PM (75/Pp)

83
I wonder what the next step-up will be?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 26, 2024 05:36 PM (TOe+Q)

"If you're not me you're evil. "

It's just plain old boring ass Pride with a stunted vocabulary and danger hair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 05:38 PM (GkFGh)

84 President Biden’s approval rating average is lower than any other president in recent history at the same point in their time in the White House, data released Friday found.
The president averaged 38.7 percent job approval in his 13th quarter in office, which ran from Jan. 20 to April 19, according to averages aggregated by Gallup.
In the same quarter, former President Trump had a 46.8 percent approval rating average; former President Obama’s was 45.9 percent and former President George W. Bush’s was 51 percent, according to Gallup.
The second-lowest to Biden’s in that time was former President George H.W. Bush, who had a 41.8 percent mark.

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 05:39 PM (8DTuN)

85 Someone mentioned torpedo above. Which reminded me of a certain woman's undergarment popular in the 40s and 50s. But apparently they are now known on the intertoobs as bullets, not torpedos.

Here's a pic of Marilyn Monroe so you know what I'm talking about.

https://tinyurl.com/2cuatdhk

Anyway. These should come back in style. Carry on.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 26, 2024 05:39 PM (uTQzv)

86 The brownshirts are waving the swastikas on American streets ironically. And the boxcars are merely a wry allusion.

Nothing to worry about.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 05:39 PM (lX8VI)

87 There was that Dallas female cop who shot and killed that black CPA several years when she got his apartment mixed up with hers. The DPD apparently has a type....

Posted by: Mishdog at April 26, 2024 05:39 PM (fR1Q6)

88 A lady friend once screamed, "Eek, there's a spider in the bathtub!" To which I replied, "Yup, and there's a snake in your bed. When you leave them, they will both be gone."

-- Dr. Bone's Parables

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 26, 2024 05:39 PM (pDQ/8)

89 “ Every parent there needs an exhaustive Child Protective Services investigation.”

Except every adult there that I could see was a woman. Shocker. It’s always “mothers” dragging their kids to these obscene events. Never fathers. I continue to believe this is mostly bitter, resentful, hateful AWFL cunts trying to hurt their husbands or exes by poisoning their kids. Sick.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 05:40 PM (Btbyw)

90 Not that anyone is surprised by the NY Post is reporting Soros is a major funder of the Hamas protests.

And right behnd Soros is Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 05:40 PM (LkLld)

91 What is this Noem's dog stuff?
Posted by: Pavlov's Dog

Front page NY Post. The editor probably read those excerpts from her book and thought "Bingo! We've got her now."

Posted by: Tuna at April 26, 2024 05:40 PM (oaGWv)

92 Exactly what is considered "Palestinian culture"? Do they make nice woven baskets or something?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 05:34 PM


Wearing keffiyeh's and chanting "Death to America/Israel".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 05:40 PM (QNSds)

93
Front page NY Post. The editor probably read those excerpts from her book and thought "Bingo! We've got her now."
Posted by: Tuna at April 26, 2024 05:40 PM (oaGWv)

She just tryin to steal the boneless pork rectum vote.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 05:41 PM (GkFGh)

94 50 In the West, it all began in 1995 when liberals got a cause, no smoking, sanctioned by the government.
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 05:21 PM (0OdlD)
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Concur. The Non-Smoking Nazis created the Blue Print for how to get a thing banned.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

----------------
I think it was part of it, but this has been going on for a while
Alar - the pesticide that Hollywood decided to hate
The butter = bad movement
The whole environmental movement.
And the grandaddy of them all -- DDT.
But even before that there was the meatpacking BS. trying to gin up communism.

They learn from each outrage. What is different now is that government has so much more power and money. The tobacco outrage relied mostly on trial lawyers to do the heavy lifting, but that has been replaced by our own gov. agencies going after us directly.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 05:41 PM (RAuzl)

95 Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 05:40 PM (LkLld)

And right behind Obama is Big Mike. Doing what Big Mike does.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 26, 2024 05:41 PM (eQRY8)

96 Exactly what is considered "Palestinian culture"? Do they make nice woven baskets or something?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 05:34 PM (+myjY)


They make steady work and decent salaries for managers and employees of a huge number of UN agencies, NGOs, and humanitarian and medical supplies manufacturers; also in the US State Department, at arms and explosives manufacturers, and in the Iranian IRGC.

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2024 05:42 PM (5fDan)

97 Exactly what is considered "Palestinian culture"? Do they make nice woven baskets or something?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 05:34 PM (+myjY)

Yes. With Semtex filling.

Posted by: Murder rape and terrorism are just cultural quirks at April 26, 2024 05:42 PM (Wc83a)

98 89 “ Every parent there needs an exhaustive Child Protective Services investigation.”

Except every adult there that I could see was a woman. Shocker. It’s always “mothers” dragging their kids to these obscene events. Never fathers. I continue to believe this is mostly bitter, resentful, hateful AWFL cunts trying to hurt their husbands or exes by poisoning their kids. Sick.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 05:40 PM (Btbyw)

Not looking very hard - 1st photo on Google is from the Seattle Times - dudes (obviously gay ones) with kids all over the seating area for these shows. In fact, I'd bet most of the "parents" there are all LGBTQ, either in male, female, or other forms...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 26, 2024 05:43 PM (exHjb)

99 Exactly what is considered "Palestinian culture"? Do they make nice woven baskets or something?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 05:34 PM (+myjY)
———-

They can give male goats the night of their lives. Female goats, not so much.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 05:44 PM (Btbyw)

100 Exactly what is considered "Palestinian culture"? Do they make nice woven baskets or something?
____

It's Arab culture, but with even more grievance and self pity.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 26, 2024 05:44 PM (uTQzv)

101

5 Or that another viral post on Instagram by a person wearing a "Fatties for a Free Palestine" T-shirt insisted that "Palestinian solidarity is not a niche issue. Fat liberation and Palestinian liberation go hand in hand."

Um, what?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 05:05 PM (DRSnL)

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Most of those Hamas fighters that the Israelis made to strip to their underwear were pretty tubby.
I discern a convergence.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 26, 2024 05:44 PM (9CVFk)

102 But even before that there was the meatpacking BS.

95 Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 05:40 PM (LkLld)

And right behind Obama is Big Mike. Doing what Big Mike does.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 26, 2024 05:41 PM (eQRY

Full circle we have come.

Posted by: Big swinging Mooch at April 26, 2024 05:44 PM (Wc83a)

103 Wearing keffiyeh's and chanting "Death to America/Israel".
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 05:40 PM (QNSds)

I think the DNC is going to have to adopt "Death to America" as a major plank in it's 2024 Platform in Chicago.

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 05:45 PM (K+UlC)

104 They can give male goats the night of their lives. Female goats, not so much.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 05:44 PM (Btbyw)

"Blow, blow, blow your goat,
Screw a kangaroo...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 05:45 PM (GkFGh)

105 "Death to America" would work as the Democrats 2024 slogan

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 05:46 PM (fwDg9)

106 I think the DNC is going to have to adopt "Death to America" as a major plank in it's 2024 Platform in Chicago.
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 05:45 PM (K+UlC)
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Pretty sure the Babylon Bee already has this covered.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 05:46 PM (BpYfr)

107 Back in the 70s I predicted the left would rehabilitate Hitler one of these days. Partly in jest, but only partly.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 05:48 PM (1bNHn)

108 106 I think the DNC is going to have to adopt "Death to America" as a major plank in it's 2024 Platform in Chicago.
Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 05:45 PM (K+Ul

They already tried to take out God from any mention in their platform or proclamations.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 05:48 PM (MNhXM)

109 "Palestine is every single issue in one issue," wrote Scarlett Rabe, a singer-songwriter who describes herself as an anti-racist mother and an abolition feminist/womanist, in a viral tweet in February. "It's reproductive justice. It's social justice. It's climate crisis... It's not just one issue; it's all the issues in one."
===

When I refer to joo hate as a central organizing principle on the Left THIS ^^^ is what I mean.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2024 05:48 PM (RIvkX)

110 Death to palestine. Where ever that is.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 05:48 PM (LfcYE)

111 >>> Herczeg continued making alarming statements, such as the other agents were "going to burn in hell and needed to listen to God."

Well that is certainly disturbing, even alarming.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 05:49 PM (cOq4q)

112 If you oppose Jews being forced into hiding, rounded up and killed, you are an anti-semite.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 05:49 PM (lX8VI)

113 >>> So physical castration is a choice in Louisiana sentencing?

https://tinyurl.com/mb4umn8p
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2024 05:29 PM (a1415)


By alligator.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 26, 2024 05:49 PM (Y6IkP)

114 I'm glad I'm closer to the end than the begining. The US is going to a very bad place.

https://tinyurl.com/yd2dycdf

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 05:50 PM (LkLld)

115 Ok that Noem story is a lot of nothing. Every farmer knows you gotta put down a chicken killing dog. Once they get a taste for it, they never quit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2024 05:50 PM (mRX+9)

116 "Palestine is every single issue in one issue," wrote Scarlett Rabe, a singer-songwriter who describes herself as an anti-racist mother and an abolition feminist/womanist, in a viral tweet in February. "It's reproductive justice. It's social justice. It's climate crisis... It's not just one issue; it's all the issues in one."
____

WTF is this crazy bitch going on about?

Posted by: Average Palestinian at April 26, 2024 05:51 PM (uTQzv)

117 SanFranpsycho, what do think of Smotrich?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 05:51 PM (LfcYE)

118 The Palestinian term is made up I read from the Soviets and PLO terrorists in 60s

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 05:51 PM (fwDg9)

119 "Death to America" would work as the Democrats 2024 slogan
Posted by: Skip

They're panel testing it.

Posted by: Biergood at April 26, 2024 05:51 PM (PwgSL)

120 "...either in male, female, or other forms..."
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In order to accommodate the freaks alphabet people on official forms/applications, there should be only one new check-box for "sex" (NOT "GENDER!"):

"Other. Please do not describe/explain."

Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2024 05:51 PM (njWTi)

121 Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 05:39 PM (8DTuN)
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Also, Ws and Trumps approval ratings were in the face of relentlessly negative press coverage.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 05:51 PM (Be/+i)

122 I find myself making the same comment over and over again at all websites that I visit. "textbook insanity."
When did a sizeable portion of the US go insane?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 05:52 PM (2NHgQ)

123 Death to palestine. Where ever that is.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 05:48 PM (LfcYE)

Seems to me that they are actually pushing for genocide. They all can become martyrs for all I care.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 05:52 PM (MNhXM)

124 The Palestinian term is made up I read from the Soviets and PLO terrorists in 60s
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 05:51 PM (fwDg9)

You could say it was made up by Hadrian. Not Our Hadrian. The faggy Roman guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 05:52 PM (GkFGh)

125 On the meatpacking BS I brought up earlier.

This was started withe the Upton Sinclair book, The Jungle. It triggered TR to create the FDA. They main purpose of the FDA (as is the case with most regulation,) was to *reassure* the public and protect *industry.*

It was not a consumer protection agency, but a market protection industry.

What we have now though is that instead of protecting industries like food production and construction *from* the lawyers and public, they are protecting the main industry -- the regulators and grifters which has become the main industry of America.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 05:52 PM (RAuzl)

126 111 >>> Herczeg continued making alarming statements, such as the other agents were "going to burn in hell and needed to listen to God."

Well that is certainly disturbing, even alarming.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 05:49 PM (cOq4q)

Why is she kind of making sense?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 05:53 PM (Qn+B5)

127 110 Death to palestine. Where ever that is.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 05:48 PM (LfcYE)
______
Since "Palestine" derives from "Philistine" it's basically Gaza. That's where they were.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 05:53 PM (1bNHn)

128 This picture is from Main Street in my former town, Farmington, NM. The building was built in 1907. Note the swastikas near the top. They were a Navajo symbol and also Sanskrit.

Co-opted by the evil bastard Nazis, though.

https://tinyurl.com/54m647fj

Posted by: huerfano at April 26, 2024 05:53 PM (VGOMa)

129 "Death to America" would work as the Democrats 2024 slogan
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 05:46 PM (fwDg9)

2024 DNC Bumper Sticker: "From NYC to the San Fran Sea - Kill America and Set Us Free! Democrats - 2024"

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 05:53 PM (K+UlC)

130 Herczeg allegedly became physically aggressive, chest-bumping ...

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Isn't it time we had some common-sense assault boob control?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 05:53 PM (weA3C)

131 Why is she kind of making sense?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 05:53 PM (Qn+B5)

A knuckle sandwich is sort of technically a sandwich....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 05:54 PM (GkFGh)

132 JackStraw, the chick on that video has a lot in common with a chicken killing dog.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2024 05:54 PM (mRX+9)

133 Isn't it time we had some common-sense assault boob control?
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 05:53 PM (weA3C)

She comes with her own bumpers. How thoughtful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 05:54 PM (Qn+B5)

134 And Jack Straw at 114 affirms my comment at 122. Textbook insanity.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 05:54 PM (2NHgQ)

135 Co-opted by the evil bastard Nazis, though.
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Yeah, they ruined the whole toothbrush moustache look.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 05:55 PM (Be/+i)

136 118 The Palestinian term is made up I read from the Soviets and PLO terrorists in 60s
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 05:51 PM (fwDg9)
______
It was what the Romans called the area. Not a country, but a name like "Scandinavia" or Iberia.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 05:55 PM (1bNHn)

137 My sister-in-law is mentally ill. Seriously so. A LOT of people think she is perfectly normal, but privately we all know she's a complete nutter. I could tell you stories about her...attacking people, incessant lying...by the way, she's a fucking schoolteacher.

This is where the believe all women bullshit falls apart - there are a lot of crazy ass women out there. Men too - but for whatever reason, crazy men are a lot easier to pick out.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (nLFEI)

138 Smotrich?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (RIvkX)

139 Back in the 70s I predicted the left would rehabilitate Hitler one of these days. Partly in jest, but only partly.
Posted by: Eeyore

The smashing good uniforms maybe just for cosplay.
But, the man, the party - Too nationalist, not enough socialist, but the authoritarian statism is just about right.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (cOq4q)

140 I find myself making the same comment over and over again at all websites that I visit. "textbook insanity."
When did a sizeable portion of the US go insane?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 05:52 PM (2NHgQ)

The insane people who think they run this country suddenly discovered that their insane psyop programs were not only not working, but had become so insane that the American people became bored with their insanity. When a group of people become boring, their behavior becomes even more insane. Crazy, isn't it?

Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (rj6Yv)

141 >> Herczeg continued making alarming statements, such as the other agents were "going to burn in hell and needed to listen to God."
____________

Lemme guess... she was the one who witnessed nude *biden in the pool. Probably a particularly sane defense.

Maybe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (Q4IgG)

142 135 Co-opted by the evil bastard Nazis, though.
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Yeah, they ruined the whole toothbrush moustache look.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 05:55 PM (Be/+i)

It was kind of pre-ruined.

Imagine if Hitler had a big man's man mustache like Sam Elliott. That would be a tragedy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (Qn+B5)

143 Yes, I volunteer at a historic Jesuit mission that worked with the local tribes. The swastika appears on their items.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 05:57 PM (2NHgQ)

144 Times of Israel says he is far right so I must like him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2024 05:57 PM (RIvkX)

145 Remember, he has the nuclear codes.

Sleep tight.

https://tinyurl.com/4ua8v6x4

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 05:57 PM (LkLld)

146
On Monday morning, Herczeg arrived at the base and began deleting apps from a male agent's personal cell phone before becoming increasingly agitated. She then engaged in erratic behavior, such as mumbling to herself, hiding behind curtains, and throwing menstrual pads and other items at an agent, telling him that he would need them later to save another agent. Herczeg continued making alarming statements, such as the other agents were "going to burn in hell and needed to listen to God."


Are they positive that this wasn't James Comey in drag?

It sure sounds like James Comey ... in drag.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 05:57 PM (xG4kz)

147 Let me try again without typos. Sorry

125 On the meatpacking BS I brought up earlier.

This was started with the Upton Sinclair book, The Jungle. It triggered TR to create the FDA. The main purpose of the FDA (as is the case with most regulation,) was to *reassure* the public and protect *industry.*

It was not a consumer protection agency, but a market protection agency.

What we have now though is that instead of protecting industries like food production and construction *from* the lawyers and public, they are protecting the regulators and grifters which have become the main industry of America.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 05:57 PM (RAuzl)

148 ... the agent had previously been a subject of distress by staff and that the hiring process, including allegedly "DEI" practices, raised concerns among officers in the Secret Service, per reporting from Real Clear Politics.

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"Morale? Morale? What is it good for?"

"Nothing! Nothing! Absolutely nothing!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 05:57 PM (weA3C)

149 "DEI requires you to hire the Mentally Diverse."

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That's both funny and scary, and I believe all of the story as it's reported there, but this being 2024, there's at least a tiny small percent chance our Diversity girl here is actually a well adjusted, God-fearing, competent RIGHT LEANING gal, and the entire matter is exactly the opposite of what's being reported.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 05:57 PM (xBked)

150 https://tinyurl.com/yd2dycdf
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 05:50 PM (LkLld)

Surprised these people aren't serving as advisors at the WH right now...

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 05:57 PM (K+UlC)

151 139 Back in the 70s I predicted the left would rehabilitate Hitler one of these days. Partly in jest, but only partly.
Posted by: Eeyore

The smashing good uniforms maybe just for cosplay.
But, the man, the party - Too nationalist, not enough socialist, but the authoritarian statism is just about right.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (cOq4q)
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In the 60s and 70s "nationalist" wasn't a devil term. Ho Chi Minh and Castro were called nationalists. When they weren't "agrarian reformers".

Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 05:58 PM (1bNHn)

152 "Fatties for a Free Palestine"



uhh, ok chubs. They might feed on you.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 26, 2024 05:58 PM (NtVYv)

153 SanFranpsycho, The finance minister in Israel. I think he's the smartest guy in that government

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 05:58 PM (LfcYE)

154 Imagine if Hitler had a big man's man mustache like Sam Elliott. That would be a tragedy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (Qn+B5)
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Or Elvis sideburns.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 05:58 PM (Be/+i)

155 Just read the post about the guy who sat on his ass and let a woman get assaulted.

Not worth it for men to step in any longer. Atlas has shrugged.

Posted by: 496 at April 26, 2024 05:58 PM (caq6d)

156 I might be more sympathetic to the Palestinian cause if it weren't for the fact that all their supporters appear to be child molesting tansgender Nazis.

Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2024 05:59 PM (q177U)

157 142 135 Co-opted by the evil bastard Nazis, though.
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Yeah, they ruined the whole toothbrush moustache look.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 05:55 PM (Be/+i)

It was kind of pre-ruined.

Imagine if Hitler had a big man's man mustache like Sam Elliott. That would be a tragedy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (Qn+B5)
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Like the mustache on Hitler's one-time ally to the east?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 05:59 PM (1bNHn)

158 What happens on some mornings is I am half awake and OD on coffee. My brain is still in a fog, but the coffee seems to get the rest of my body racing.

I produce my best typos at dawn.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 05:59 PM (RAuzl)

159 This is where the believe all women bullshit falls apart - there are a lot of crazy ass women out there. Men too - but for whatever reason, crazy men are a lot easier to pick out.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (nLFEI)

A crazy man will dress up like Liza Minelli and try to fuck your kids. A crazy woman will marry you and have kids with you and then five years later convince you she's banging your brother when she's really not but she really just needed to feel like you care about her enough to do something about it, and then let a dude dressed like Liza Minelli fuck your kids.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 05:59 PM (GkFGh)

160 Afternoon.

If I might make a recommendation.

With Western Civ collapsing down around us, I believe there is one hope for the future. The best hope.

Texas Civilization.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2024 05:59 PM (tQIjK)

161
Prepper Status: Based on today's news? Woefully unprepared.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (RKVpM)

162 It's all broken.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (R4t5M)

163 "Palestine is every single issue in one issue," wrote Scarlett Rabe, a singer-songwriter who describes herself as an anti-racist mother and an abolition feminist/womanist, in a viral tweet in February. "It's reproductive justice. It's social justice. It's climate crisis... It's not just one issue; it's all the issues in one."
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WTF is this crazy bitch going on about?
Posted by: Average Palestinian at April 26, 2024 05:51 PM (uTQzv)
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Yeah, I don't think those ideas have been focus grouped among actual Palestinians...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (BpYfr)

164 JackStraw, the chick on that video has a lot in common with a chicken killing dog.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2024 05:54 PM (mRX+9)

Could have been a SS agent for Harris, really...

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (K+UlC)

165 Hitler was a vegetarian who tried to force all of Germany to become vegetarian. That’s alone is enough to classify him as one of the all time evil persons.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (MNhXM)

166 Imagine if Hitler had a big man's man mustache like Sam Elliott. That would be a tragedy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (Qn+B5)

There was Stalin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (NtVYv)

167 The mentality I'll are hired as public Cultural Marxism Seminaries teachers

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (fwDg9)

168 This is where the believe all women bullshit falls apart - there are a lot of crazy ass women out there. Men too - but for whatever reason, crazy men are a lot easier to pick out.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (nLFEI)

A crazy man will dress up like Liza Minelli and try to fuck your kids. A crazy woman will marry you and have kids with you and then five years later convince you she's banging your brother when she's really not but she really just needed to feel like you care about her enough to do something about it, and then let a dude dressed like Liza Minelli fuck your kids.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 05:59 PM (GkFGh)

That's...specific.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (tQIjK)

169 Like the mustache on Hitler's one-time ally to the east?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 05:59 PM (1bNHn)

Well spotted

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (lX8VI)

170 Texas Civilization.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2024 05:59 PM (tQIjK)
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Wyoming would like a word.

Posted by: 496 at April 26, 2024 06:01 PM (caq6d)

171 You can get your Fatties for Palestine shirts here;

https://fatgirlflow.merchtable.com/

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 26, 2024 06:02 PM (NtVYv)

172 141 >> Herczeg continued making alarming statements, such as the other agents were "going to burn in hell and needed to listen to God."
____________

Lemme guess... she was the one who witnessed nude *biden in the pool. Probably a particularly sane defense.

Maybe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (Q4IgG)
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Then she's more to be pitied than censured.

Anyway, I'm surprised more people don't go crazy when they've had too much exposure to Kamala.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 06:02 PM (1bNHn)

173 The smashing good uniforms maybe just for cosplay.
But, the man, the party - Too nationalist, not enough socialist, but the authoritarian statism is just about right.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (cOq4q)


There are two styles of socialism. The one where the state owns and operates everything, and the one where the state allows private ownership and then manages through regulation and lawsuit.
Which was the style of Germany in the 30's and which one is in the style of the USA today?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2024 06:02 PM (D7oie)

174 Texas Civilization.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2024 05:59 PM (tQIjK)

Howdy Arabia.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2024 06:03 PM (GkFGh)

175 When did a sizeable portion of the US go insane?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine


Familes, hunger, obligation, the need to work,... all these things tended to keep people sane and keep the irredeemables out of sight.

Now we subsidize the insanity.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:03 PM (RAuzl)

176 I guess throwing pads and what she said could be seen as a threat of violence because feminine hygiene products can be used to stop gunshot/stabbing blood flow. I think being around some of the evil stuff in leftist political circles could drive you insane. Who knows what's going on there.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 26, 2024 06:03 PM (Y6IkP)

177 Republic of the Gulf Coast is a country I would like to form. Oklahoma and Arkansas included as Gulf adjacent adjacent.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 06:03 PM (MNhXM)

178 This is where the believe all women bullshit falls apart - there are a lot of crazy ass women out there. Men too - but for whatever reason, crazy men are a lot easier to pick out.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 26, 2024 05:56 PM (nLFEI)

There's a lot to this, and any number of reasons for the disparity between crazy men and crazy women. Not least of which is how many people (especially if she's cute) will excuse the behavior of the female, when they would not do so for the man.

Furthermore, since much of what we call insanity IS caused by childhood experiences, the disparity is in part due to the type of childhood abuse/neglect that is perpetrated on said child. And even how the abused interprets and copes with the abuse.

In other words, significantly more female children are sexually abused, and significantly more male are beaten. Obviously many are both, but this is a big part of it.

Types of neglect are more nuanced, and I don't really have a firm grasp on it, but I'm sure that's as much a factor as the abuse.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 06:04 PM (BG33+)

179 The mentality I'll are hired as public Cultural Marxism Seminaries teachers
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (fwDg

I hate that autocorrect will change ill when it’s used appropriately and I’ll would not be appropriate.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 06:05 PM (MNhXM)

180 I think being around some of the evil stuff in leftist political circles could drive you insane. Who knows what's going on there.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 26, 2024 06:03 PM (Y6IkP)

Metro DC fever swamps.

Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2024 06:06 PM (rj6Yv)

181
Why the fuck would you write about it? Some things you keep to yourself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Softening up the territory in preparation for the civil lawsuit.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:06 PM (lCWOD)

182 You can get your Fatties for Palestine shirts here;

https://fatgirlflow.merchtable.com/
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 26, 2024 06:02 PM (NtVYv)


sure we shouldn't do "Fatties for Morlocks" shirts instead?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2024 06:06 PM (D7oie)

183 You know where stupid shit doesn't seem to happening? Arkansas. When is the last time Arkansas was in the news?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:06 PM (LfcYE)

184
Hitler was a vegetarian who tried to force all of Germany to become vegetarian. That’s alone is enough to classify him as one of the all time evil persons.
Posted by: polynikes


* menacingly *
"You vill eat ze bugs tonight, old man"

* sobbing *
"But I cannot eat ze bugs!"

* spittle-flecked rage *
"And why cannot you eat ze bugs?"

* continued sobbing *
"You have broken both of my hands!"

h/t Cheech and Chong: "Big Bambu",
"Television Medley: Tortured Old Man"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:07 PM (xG4kz)

185 Republic of the Gulf Coast is a country I would like to form. Oklahoma and Arkansas included as Gulf adjacent adjacent.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 06:03 PM (MNhXM)

Seafood and BBQ, as God intended.

Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2024 06:07 PM (rj6Yv)

186 136 118 The Palestinian term is made up I read from the Soviets and PLO terrorists in 60s
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 05:51 PM (fwDg9)
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It was what the Romans called the area. Not a country, but a name like "Scandinavia" or Iberia.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 05:55 PM (1bNHn)


Some Roman regional names stuck, some did not.

Stuck: Brittania, Germania, Hispania, Belgica.

Did not stick: Gaul, Dalmatia, Illyrica, Helvetia (stuck until the 19th Century).

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2024 06:07 PM (5fDan)

187
There are two styles of socialism. The one where the state owns and operates everything, and the one where the state allows private ownership and then manages through regulation and lawsuit.
Which was the style of Germany in the 30's and which one is in the style of the USA today?


Yes? Definitely.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 26, 2024 06:07 PM (RKVpM)

188 Why don't we just beat the left and take the whole place.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 06:08 PM (LkLld)

189 Some Roman regional names stuck, some did not.

Stuck: Brittania, Germania, Hispania, Belgica.

Did not stick: Gaul, Dalmatia, Illyrica, Helvetia (stuck until the 19th Century).
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2024 06:07 PM (5fDan)

Romania.

Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2024 06:09 PM (rj6Yv)

190
Willowed, but if I was that guy watching the black guy try to steal the white girl’s phone, I wouldn’t have done anything either.

Posted by: Elric Blade

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I would think it depends on where you live.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 26, 2024 06:09 PM (pgtWZ)

191 I saw Drama Tornado open for The Doors at East Afton Farm in '70.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 06:10 PM (Gs0Tz)

192 Did not stick: Gaul, Dalmatia, Illyrica, Helvetia (stuck until the 19th Century).
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2024 06:07 PM (5fDan)


Times New Roman

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 06:10 PM (W/lyH)

193 You know where stupid shit doesn't seem to happening? Arkansas. When is the last time Arkansas was in the news?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:06 PM (LfcYE)

Two teens died on railroad tracks, supposedly run over by a train because they were smoking weed.

Where?

Mena, Arkansas.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 06:10 PM (BG33+)

194
sure we shouldn't do "Fatties for Morlocks" shirts instead?
Posted by: Kindltot


I like it.

Picture fatties trussed up with ropes, hands and feet, swinging from parachutes after having been deployed from the rear of a cargo plane (visible at top) and slavering Morlocks gathering on the ground below to receive their invited "guests".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:11 PM (xG4kz)

195 Here is what passes for "legal analysis" at ABC:

"Prosecutors in former President Donald Trump’s classified documents case said in court filings that a former Trump administration official told investigators that Trump, as president, had "no standing declassification order" regarding documents in his possession."

Who cares? This isn't:

A. Admissible in a US court, like anywhere
B. Actual factual evidence of anything at all
C. Complete stupidity to suggest its relevant to this case, even if not admissible or evidence of any thing

But ABC is probably the dumbest of all US news services, so you'd expect this type of thought process in an article from these idiots...

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 06:12 PM (K+UlC)

196 BurtTC, I was thinking on a bigger scale .

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:12 PM (LfcYE)

197 Why don't we just beat the left and take the whole place.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 06:08 PM (LkLld)

The Left are like Palis and roaches. If they are present in large numbers your only get rid of them temporarily.

I’d rather start over were they are a minority.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 06:12 PM (MNhXM)

198 Every parent there needs an exhaustive Child Protective Services investigation.

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You misspelled "tire iron therapy."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 06:12 PM (xj0FU)

199
You know where stupid shit doesn't seem to happening? Arkansas. When is the last time Arkansas was in the news?
Posted by: Ben Had

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Paradise Lost, the Robin Hood Hills child murders.

Almost every person in that place looked like a mutant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 26, 2024 06:13 PM (pgtWZ)

200
Times New Roman
Posted by: Diogenes


Sans Serif
Sands of Iwo Jima

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:13 PM (xG4kz)

201 Times New Roman
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 06:10 PM (W/lyH)


Something something . . . Arial view . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2024 06:13 PM (D7oie)

202 ...by the way, she's a fucking schoolteacher.

Probably easier than math.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 06:14 PM (cOq4q)

203 Why don't we just beat the left and take the whole place.
Posted by: JackStraw

Most definitely preferable to a pie in the sky, national divorce / 2 state solution.

Posted by: old chick at April 26, 2024 06:14 PM (F3Dlr)

204 sure we shouldn't do "Fatties for Morlocks" shirts instead?
Posted by: Kindltot


The problem I see here is nobody under 29 would understand. The reference.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 06:14 PM (W/lyH)

205 There was Stalin
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 26, 2024 06:00 PM (NtVYv)

The Stalin was exorcised and became the Magnum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 06:14 PM (Qn+B5)

206 ATF recently killed a guy who worked at the Little Rock Airport, claimed he was buying and selling guns. Lots of guns.

There was a time not to long ago when it was rumored that Bubba Clinton was working for the CIA while he was at Oxford. At the time it seemed a bit out there. Doesn't anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 06:15 PM (LkLld)

207 White liberals are some of the most dishonest awful people ever. Her husband seems ok but he’s no Trump fan either.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 26, 2024 05:36 PM (eQRY

Concur. White Libs are the enemy of mankind and are full of hate.

It emanates from them like heat from the sun.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2024 06:15 PM (R/m4+)

208 Frankfurt School. Obviously.

She's a credit to her race. The philosophy race.

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She's a real weiner!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 06:15 PM (xj0FU)

209 Yeah, they ruined the whole toothbrush moustache look.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

It was kind of pre-ruined.

Imagine if Hitler had a big man's man mustache like Sam Elliott. That would be a tragedy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


If that quantum multiple-universes theory is true, there's a universe where Adolf wore a big 70's pr0n 'stache, and thus all the 70's pr0n actors wore little toothbrush mustaches.

Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2024 06:17 PM (DgGvY)

210 You know where stupid shit doesn't seem to happening? Arkansas. When is the last time Arkansas was in the news?
Posted by: Ben Had

I was afraid people would pull out a few examples I never heard of to try and contradict your general statement. It’s the aos way.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 06:17 PM (MNhXM)

211 Philosophy Department? That’s hot.

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 06:17 PM (o2ZRX)

212 BurtTC, I was thinking on a bigger scale .
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:12 PM (LfcYE)

If you follow the train on that story, it IS quite a big scale.

Involves the Clintons, the CIA, and various other big issues.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 06:18 PM (BG33+)

213 "Palestine is every single issue in one issue," wrote Scarlett Rabe, a singer-songwriter who describes herself as an anti-racist mother and an abolition feminist/womanist, in a viral tweet in February. "It's reproductive justice. It's social justice. It's climate crisis... It's not just one issue; it's all the issues in one."


Sweet.
So if you cap a leftist, odd are you were justified.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:18 PM (0hu/3)

214 There was a pedo sting up in Portland. Guy tried to hook up with a mom so he could molest her 2 daughters. Anyway, it was a set up. The pedo shows up at the hotel, 2 cops answer the door. Pedo pulls gun gets shot 30 times.
Pedo is now identified as a high ranking Navy officer, retired. Now deceased.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 26, 2024 06:18 PM (MeG8a)

215 Every parent there needs an exhaustive Child Protective Services investigation.

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You misspelled "tire iron therapy."
Posted by: ShainS


Newsletter subscription?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:21 PM (0hu/3)

216 Pedo is now identified as a high ranking Navy officer, retired. Now deceased.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 26, 2024 06:18 PM (MeG8a)

I don't believe it. Navy officers prefer seamen.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 06:21 PM (BG33+)

217 She comes with her own bumpers. How thoughtful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 05:54 PM (Qn+B5)

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Gives new meaning to the term "bump stock."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 06:21 PM (T6TND)

218
Where?

Mena, Arkansas.
Posted by: BurtTC
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That's what happens when you're raised at the mafia don's knee.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:21 PM (lCWOD)

219 >>>What is this Noem's dog stuff

Irresponsible pet owner Noem kills 14 month old puppy rather than train him

Posted by: Han Shawnity at April 26, 2024 06:21 PM (H7a9c)

220 There was a pedo sting up in Portland. Guy tried to hook up with a mom so he could molest her 2 daughters. Anyway, it was a set up. The pedo shows up at the hotel, 2 cops answer the door. Pedo pulls gun gets shot 30 times.
Pedo is now identified as a high ranking Navy officer, retired. Now deceased.
Posted by: gourmand du jour


SEE? There ARE good news stories.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:22 PM (0hu/3)

221 Luke... I.. Am Your Father!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:22 PM (XV/Pl)

222 Pedo pulls gun gets shot 30 times.
Pedo is now identified as a high ranking Navy officer, retired. Now deceased.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Good. I enjoy a happy ending.

Posted by: Bob Kraft, Rub N Tug Aficionado at April 26, 2024 06:24 PM (R/m4+)

223 Irresponsible pet owner Noem kills 14 month old puppy rather than train him
Posted by: Han Shawnity at April 26, 2024 06:21 PM (H7a9c)

I assume this whole thing is really nothing, but I also haven't seen anyone point out, hunting dogs are not pets.

In real world calculations, a 14 month old dog (not a puppy) that is useless as a hunter is just another mouth that needs to be fed, and is therefore is not considered worth keeping around.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 06:25 PM (BG33+)

224 They also unveiled the 2024 Tacoma TrailHunter and TRD Pro, 65K with destination and 72K OTD.

1200 dollars a month for 60 months.

That's a lot of money yo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:26 PM (XV/Pl)

225 212 BurtTC, I was thinking on a bigger scale .
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:12 PM (LfcYE)

If you follow the train on that story, it IS quite a big scale.

Involves the Clintons, the CIA, and various other big issues.
Posted by: BurtTC

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In reality, I'm betting it just involves a second train. It is always the second train. People see a train coming and they step off the track on the adjacent one. Then it hits them.

No one hears the second train since they are looking at the first and think it is making all the noise.
I wish these news stories would say "Teens hit by second train" to make others understand that sometimes the track you step onto has a train coming too.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:28 PM (RAuzl)

226
I assume this whole thing is really nothing, but I also haven't seen anyone point out, hunting dogs are not pets.
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Certainly wasn't a pointer or retriever

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:28 PM (lCWOD)

227 passing T-storm, 1st of the year here ⛈️

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 06:28 PM (/7KEl)

228 They also unveiled the 2024 Tacoma TrailHunter and TRD Pro, 65K with destination and 72K OTD.

1200 dollars a month for 60 months.

That's a lot of money yo.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:26 PM (XV/Pl)


The Ranger Raptor looks pretty nice

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 26, 2024 06:30 PM (NtVYv)

229 In reality, I'm betting it just involves a second train. It is always the second train.
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Heh, channeling AOC?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:30 PM (lCWOD)

230 @223

>>I assume this whole thing is really nothing, but I also haven't seen anyone point out, hunting dogs are not pets.


In the grand scheme of things, there are only a handful of people who are interesting enough to give a sh*t about to read a biography about them, Churchill comes to mind.

The fact that someone would pay Noem actual dollars to write about her life sounds like a Uniparty Payoff and that she thought writing about whacking pets and farm animals would endear her to anyone and would not be taken out of context, proves she's not ready for prime time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:31 PM (XV/Pl)

231 Irresponsible pet owner hunter Noem kills 14 month old dog rather than train him

FIFY

Posted by: Han Shawnity at April 26, 2024 06:32 PM (H7a9c)

232 man are we all alone down here when there is a
nood posted.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:34 PM (RAuzl)

233 @228

>>The Ranger Raptor looks pretty nice

It's about 15-20k cheaper, is better equipped, and Ford dealers tend to be less greedy and rapaciousness than Toyota dealers wrt market adjustments and dealer added smoke..

The main downside is, you're buying a Ford.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:35 PM (XV/Pl)

234 Standard procedure for pols seeking higher office to write a book. Noem might have picked better subject matter.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:35 PM (LfcYE)

235 She's preoccupied.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:43 PM (lCWOD)

236 Killing a 18 month old healthy dog is a big black mark in my book for that person .

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 06:47 PM (MNhXM)

237 LOL USINT, the SS Stormtroopers are telling the Legacy Media what to tell you to think - and you dutifully think it.

I guees it's really hard to break the government indoctrination centers conditioning. Thank those brave men for their service to your country, Comrade.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (FRT/w)

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